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Crunk Corner....

sigmagirl91
02-18-2005, 04:14 PM
OK, you all asked for it-the comedy thread. Post your funniest moments here.....

*Elsie*
02-18-2005, 04:18 PM
OK, you all asked for it-the comedy thread. Post your funniest moments here.....

You begin!

*Ljubica*
02-18-2005, 04:24 PM
Yes - come on Tiff - we're all waiting for our "Comedy Queen" to get the ball rolling here.

sigmagirl91
02-18-2005, 04:25 PM
Oh, and my ass forgot: Jazz may need to move this to the off-topic part. I guess I'm so used to making up a thread, that it didn't matter where it went.

sigmagirl91
02-18-2005, 04:26 PM
Yes - come on Tiff - we're all waiting for our "Comedy Queen" to get the ball rolling here.

Ok...ok...damn....

Like I said before, I wished I'd called in with "anal glaucoma" today. That is, I should've told my boss that "I wouldn't see my ass coming into work for the next few days."

*Elsie*
02-21-2005, 12:21 PM
Difficult to do better.

sigmagirl91
02-21-2005, 01:04 PM
Oh, I always manage to find something better. Just wait until the day gets started....

*Elsie*
02-21-2005, 04:20 PM
Oh, I always manage to find something better. Just wait until the day gets started....

I am getting tired of waiting! By the way, what does crunk mean? It's not in my dictionary.

*Elsie*
02-22-2005, 10:52 AM
:zzz:

sigmagirl91
02-22-2005, 11:37 AM
Crunk is a slang term, and it won't be in your dictionary.

*Elsie*
02-22-2005, 11:54 AM
Crunk is a slang term, and it won't be in your dictionary.

I searched on the net and found out that it is a mixture of the words crazy and drunk.

sigmagirl91
02-22-2005, 11:57 AM
Which one do you like best? Hee hee....

*Elsie*
02-22-2005, 11:59 AM
Which one do you like best? Hee hee....
I think I prefer the mixture

*Elsie*
02-22-2005, 12:04 PM
Nice cats!

*Ljubica*
02-22-2005, 12:09 PM
Nice cats!

Someone actually gave me a pair of slippers like those once - but I couldn't wear them because my boys kept on attacking them :eek: Attached picture shows that they are actually quite similar :) Not sure if it's the ginger colouring or the belligerent expressions!

sigmagirl91
02-22-2005, 12:11 PM
Nice cats!

Niiiiiice.....did they have some super-charged milk or something?

*Elsie*
02-22-2005, 12:27 PM
Niiiiiice.....did they have some super-charged milk or something?
:haha: They are enoooooooorm! I can see that they spend most of the day eating and sleeping. But they look very sweet. Give them a :hug: from me will you Rose?

*Ljubica*
02-22-2005, 12:53 PM
:haha: They are enoooooooorm! I can see that they spend most of the day eating and sleeping. But they look very sweet. Give them a :hug: from me will you Rose?

Consider it done :) And yes - you're right - eat, sleep and demand constant affection and attention - that's my boys!

reiko
02-22-2005, 01:17 PM
Someone actually gave me a pair of slippers like those once - but I couldn't wear them because my boys kept on attacking them :eek: Attached picture shows that they are actually quite similar :) Not sure if it's the ginger colouring or the belligerent expressions!

Excuse me for intruding into this peaceful Crunk Cat Corner....
but I can't help voicing my admiration for your boys!
Wish I had one like that and if it's two of them..... :rolls: :rolls:
Rosie, why don't you take them to the tourneys? ;)

*Ljubica*
02-22-2005, 01:34 PM
Excuse me for intruding into this peaceful Crunk Cat Corner....
but I can't help voicing my admiration for your boys!
Wish I had one like that and if it's two of them..... :rolls: :rolls:
Rosie, why don't you take them to the tourneys? ;)

Reiko :) I would love to take them away with me - but according to our stupid English quarantine laws, - if you take a pet out of this country they have to remain locked up in "quarantine kennels" for 6 months on their return to avoid the spread of any diseases such as rabies which they may pick up abroad but which have been eradicated in England. There are only a few EEC countries that have a recipriocal arangement with us and means you can avoid this :sad: So I guess they are better off left at home when I travel - my oldest friend comes to live in my house when I'm away to look after the house and care for them, so I know they're happy and safe - I wouldn't send them away to "catteries" or anything when I'm away. They are both rescue cats who were starved and ill-treated when they were younger - that's why I spoil them so now - and they are certainly not starving now -LOL!

reiko
02-22-2005, 02:15 PM
Rosie, in that case they are naturally much better off staying at home.

They are both rescue cats who were starved and ill-treated when they were younger - that's why I spoil them so now - and they are certainly not starving now -LOL!

If one day I'm going to have a cat, I will definitely take one of those rescue cats. I had a dog back in Japan. I'm not exactly a dog lover but one day I came across an abandoned baby-dog and I decided that he stays with me 'cause if I didn't the poor one most probably had to..... :sad:

*Ljubica*
02-22-2005, 02:50 PM
Rosie, in that case they are naturally much better off staying at home.



If one day I'm going to have a cat, I will definitely take one of those rescue cats. I had a dog back in Japan. I'm not exactly a dog lover but one day I came across an abandoned baby-dog and I decided that he stays with me 'cause if I didn't the poor one most probably had to..... :sad:

Well I love dogs too - my parents always had both dogs and cats when I was growing up. It's just that it's not so practical to keep a dog when I'm out at work all day and also go away so much. My cats are pretty self-sufficient - I have a "cat-flap" fitted in the back door and they simply wander in and out during the day when I'm at work and please themselves. I hope you can get a cat (or two!) one day :)

sigmagirl91
02-24-2005, 07:25 PM
This can be considered hilarious: Student with 0.00 GPA called, asking about her scholarship. What scholarship? How in the world could that student expect to remain on scholarship having failed all of her classes (even the Fundamental Math class and University Orientation)-and knew that she failed them? And...what aid she was able to receive was returned to the federal government because she failed her classes. Then student proceeded to ask about other "available scholarships". With a 0.00 GPA, was she serious?

bovenbuuf
02-24-2005, 09:03 PM
hope not... but with some kids you never know...

sigmagirl91
02-25-2005, 04:10 PM
hope not... but with some kids you never know...

Don't I know it? Now....another kid came in and told me he didn't know he had "Fundamental Math" on his class schedule. Was this kid serious? How do you not know if you have a class on your schedule? Unless you're blind or can't read, you have the responsibility of seeing to it that your class schedule is correct.

*Elsie*
03-09-2005, 12:48 PM
A funny pic

bovenbuuf
03-09-2005, 12:52 PM
well I do think that all the romance is gone, when I see him...

*Ljubica*
03-09-2005, 12:56 PM
Wonder if he's in line to be Tiff's latest husband :angel:

bovenbuuf
03-09-2005, 01:00 PM
:lol: well seems he is ready for it..

*Elsie*
03-09-2005, 01:02 PM
Wonder if he's in line to be Tiff's latest husband :angel:
No way!

sigmagirl91
03-09-2005, 01:21 PM
A funny pic

Euwww......one word of advice: JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!!!!

*Elsie*
03-09-2005, 01:23 PM
Euwww......one word of advice: JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!!!!
Unless it's in a pipe

sigmagirl91
03-09-2005, 01:26 PM
Unless it's in a pipe

In that case, RUN, people... :eek: