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The "Still Angry! Still Love Potatos! Still love the Lleyki Double!" Thread


Mazza
09-01-2002, 11:58 PM
Oh the funniest thing I saw was this "exotic drama" as this couple went to this house and on every night they were given a task... on the first night they had a roleplay and then on the 2nd they had to film themselves and on the 3rd night the postwoman who was giving these letters with the tasks to the couple said that she was the 3rd task and that she had to join in. So the woman and the postman started to lick eachother out in the pool while the man watched! :o :o :p :p

KaseyL
09-01-2002, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


And I don't think you could actually get away with fucking under a blanket on an airplane. :p

*cough* that really has happened in real life. some months ago, the couple got arrested for that.

Don't know about the blanket though, I wasn't there, it wasn't me either :p

Angele
09-01-2002, 11:58 PM
Yeah Bleu Nuit is Blue Night.... not really sure what the title stands for lol.... but all the different porns have individual names I just can't remember any of them except the 4 Musketeers: 3 men and 1 woman :o

Goonergal
09-01-2002, 11:59 PM
The red shoes diaries lmao! :p They show those on Channel 5 too :o :p, I've only ever watched one I found it too tacky 4 even me to ever watch again lmao :p

Mazza
09-01-2002, 11:59 PM
Lleyton and Kim shagged in a tent and got caught! :o :p Didn't they, Angele! :p :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by angele87
Yeah Bleu Nuit is Blue Night.... not really sure what the title stands for lol.... but all the different porns have individual names I just can't remember any of them except the 4 Musketeers: 3 men and 1 woman :o

:eek: You mean it wasn't lesbian action? :p

:o @ Mazza's story. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


*cough* that really has happened in real life. some months ago, the couple got arrested for that.

Don't know about the blanket though, I wasn't there, it wasn't me either :p
Yeah yeah Ingrid......:p ;)

lmao @ Mazz :p i wonder where they have done it.......:o ;)

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
The red shoes diaries lmao! :p They show those on Channel 5 too :o :p, I've only ever watched one I found it too tacky 4 even me to ever watch again lmao :p

The Red Shoe Diaries are so crap. :p But hey, have y'all ever noticed that the chicks always keep their stiletto heels on while they bang? :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:02 AM
I wonder if they'' ever show action replays of calls again on the big screen-Blake was really screwed on a few calls...:o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:03 AM
lol Lleyt just did a "Kim esque" slide :D

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


i wonder where they have done it.......:o ;)

What's the name of the hotel all the players stay at again :o :p

LOL at the tent! Think that was during one of the slams right lol

Marly :p as if you don't know what I mean by explode ;) But not to worry... the women got her *cough* mouth there just in time :o

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


*cough* that really has happened in real life. some months ago, the couple got arrested for that.

Don't know about the blanket though, I wasn't there, it wasn't me either :p

Ooh, there was this couple like in Boston or Philly or somewhere who got busted having sex inside a Catholic church. :o But worse than that, it was because they were in a radio station competition, and one of the deejays was there relaying a play-by-play of their sex on the radio. :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
lol Lleyt just did a "Kim esque" slide :D
Blah! I missed that cos Im still laughing about the ironing board! :o :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:07 AM
tent???

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by angele87


What's the name of the hotel all the players stay at again :o :p

LOL at the tent! Think that was during one of the slams right lol

Marly :p as if you don't know what I mean by explode ;) But not to worry... the women got her *cough* mouth there just in time :o

:o ROTFL!!!

And BBB, I think the proper question is "Where HAVEN'T they done it?" :p Besides an airplane. :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

Blah! I missed that cos Im still laughing about the ironing board! :o :p

And like Marie said... the girl still had her heels on! They were black and way too pointy :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:07 AM
Oh my god... my virgin eyes :p
You people and your porn?

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:07 AM
The tent thing was during last years USO! Hahaha! They got caught! Oh thats just funny! :o :p

LMAO@The radio thing! :o :p God! How embarassing! :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly



And BBB, I think the proper question is "Where HAVEN'T they done it?" :p Besides an airplane. :p

Pfff they aren't that horny :o ;)

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
The tent thing was during last years USO! Hahaha! They got caught! Oh thats just funny! :o :p

oh my, a tent in NY, makes sense :p

LOL Marly! Good point ROFL

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
The tent thing was during last years USO! Hahaha! They got caught! Oh thats just funny! :o :p


Imagine if that actually happened :o Can you imagine the newspaper headlines the next morning :o

:p at Ana!

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


:o ROTFL!!!

And BBB, I think the proper question is "Where HAVEN'T they done it?" :p Besides an airplane. :p

lmao! :D ;) :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:12 AM
I brought up the heels, QG, not Mazza. Pay attention! :p

Pfff @ Ana and her virgin eyes. :p If you've got virgin eyes, I'm a hardcore Ezel fan. :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by angele87


And like Marie said... the girl still had her heels on! They were black and way too pointy :p
It was Marly or Cilla who said that! :p

LMAO!! uggh! You don't have sex in your shoes! Thats just being desperate! :p

Elloooooo Ana! :wavey: This is hilarious all this porn talk! :p

They havent done in at Wimbly... or were they the couple having a shag under centre court?! :p

Even if he did explode in her mouth... she could of spat it out! :o :p Or put it in someone else's hair! :o :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:12 AM
Angie-Any excuse 4 u to post that pic

Static
09-02-2002, 12:12 AM
Lleyton and Kim getting cought having sex in a tent??? :eek:

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:14 AM
Wandering hand! :p :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Pfff @ Ana and her virgin eyes. :p If you've got virgin eyes, I'm a hardcore Ezel fan. :p

ROTFLMFAO :p

:o @ Mazza! :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Angie-Any excuse 4 u to post that pic

Surprise surprise, that's just what I was thinking! :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:14 AM
Marly, just because I was close to being charged for molesting and stalking doesn't mean I don't have virgin eyes :p :rolleyes:

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:14 AM
;) @ BBB! :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:15 AM
Sorry about the heels :p

They havent done in at Wimbly

Pfff they rented a house for two weeks together ;)

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:16 AM
Wandering hands :p

But Angele won't ever have wandering hands, because she's into......handcuffs! :o :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:16 AM
Who was in Kim's support camp yesterday? Was it just her 'rents and Chezza??

Scotso
09-02-2002, 12:16 AM
I'm bored.

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Static
Lleyton and Kim getting cought having sex in a tent??? :eek:
It was prob thoes Hewitt parents becuase Lleyton and Kim can't have a private shag in their own room what with thoes hHewitt's spying through the potraaits on the walls! :o :p

ppffffft! Y'all smutty! :p Apart from moi! I ain't watched proper porn! :p :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:17 AM
Didn't ya see Hayd @ the start of LL's match yesterday then Angie?

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:17 AM
:o Chezza and her minging glasses :o :p

I think Kim's parents are in Belgium.

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

They havent done in at Wimbly... or were they...

you've been stalking the wrong couple, Marie!

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Wandering hands :p

But Angele won't ever have wandering hands, because she's into......handcuffs! :o :p

Don't knock handcuffs too quick :p For all you know Kim is into them too :o :o

Wandering Hand :D :D but don't pfff at me... it's innoncent compared to Mazza "they got caught having sex in a tent" :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I'm bored.

Don't be. We're talking porn again. :D :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by angele87
Sorry about the heels :p



Pfff they rented a house for two weeks together ;)
Errrr.... not in the acual grounds! DUUH! :p :p

Kim's Mum is therre... she was at Lleyt's match yesterday! :)

Static
09-02-2002, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Wandering hands :p

But Angele won't ever have wandering hands, because she's into......handcuffs! :o :p

LMAO! :p

Oh my god poor Lleyton and Kim can't even have sex without being watched :o No wonder they had to shag in a tent :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Wandering hands :p

But Angele won't ever have wandering hands, because she's into......handcuffs! :o :p

ola :eek:

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:19 AM
But I thought Els was watching LL yesterday too :confused: Pf I'm soo fucking confused lol! And :rolleyes: @ Ana If ya didn't think they did anything @ Wimby! ;) :p Els should give Chezza sum much needed fashion adveice :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Don't knock handcuffs too quick :p For all you know Kim is into them too :o :o

Wandering Hand :D :D but don't pfff at me... it's innoncent compared to Mazza "they got caught having sex in a tent" :p

Kim's too flexible for handcuffs. :o :p

So you planning on keeping your heels on too, Angele? :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:20 AM
I wonder if Hayden ever joins in for a threesome :o

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:20 AM
not just any handcuffs..... fluffy handcuffs! :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:20 AM
:eek: Flamey! :o

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

It was prob thoes Hewitt parents becuase Lleyton and Kim can't have a private shag in their own room what with thoes hHewitt's spying through the potraaits on the walls! :o :p


They've probably got cameras set up in there too :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:21 AM
Scott, are you still bored now? :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:21 AM
Pff, I have no idea where Kim's parents are. :p If y'all say Els is in NYC, she's in NYC.

Pfff, Ingrid, you were shocked about Angele's S&M tendancies? :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:22 AM
He won't be bored when eric phones and he ditches us! ;) :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:22 AM
on a side note LOL: Kim's mom is in NY, as Elke plays the juniors.

Static
09-02-2002, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
:eek: Flamey! :o

What it's a legitimate question :o

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Static
I wonder if Hayden ever joins in for a threesome :o

This from the girl who claims she has virgin eyes. :rolleyes: :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:23 AM
Kim and Lleyton are probaly into twister what with Kim's flexibility and stuff! :o :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Pfff, Ingrid, you were shocked about Angele's S&M tendancies? :p

lmao!! :p :bounce: Go Elke! :bounce:

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Static
I wonder if Hayden ever joins in for a threesome :o

So much for virgin eyes :p

I'd say no though... I'd say handcuffs and straps is as kinky as Lleyton would go cuz y'all know he's shy... ;) :o

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:24 AM
Well would any of you turn down a threesome with Hayd and Lleyt?! :o :p

Kim's prob all for it! :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:24 AM
LMAO @ Twister! :p

I think Flamey should be the next Emmanuelle, whaddaya think BBB? :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Pfff, Ingrid, you were shocked about Angele's S&M tendancies? :p

I'm shocked :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:25 AM
Definitely no threesomes. :o :p How out of character would that be? :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:25 AM
LoL I was just wondering geez? I still have virgin eyes you know :p Oh well I guess I'll have to keep Hayden company while Kim and Lley are busy :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
Kim and Lleyton are probaly into twister what with Kim's flexibility and stuff! :o :p

LMAO Naked Twister :p For some odd reason I feel like i've heard that before :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:25 AM
Lleyt shy in the bedroom......methinks not....:o ;) :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Static
LoL I was just wondering geez? I still have virgin eyes you know :p Oh well I guess I'll have to keep Hayden company while Kim and Lley are busy :p

Maybe you and Hayden and Angele can have a threesome. Angele will provide the handcuffs. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
LMAO @ Twister! :p

I think Flamey should be the next Emmanuelle, whaddaya think BBB? :p

I'm sitting here stifling my laughter BBB! :p The question is can Flamey hack it-She'd have to be @ her most hoochie mamaish :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by angele87


LMAO Naked Twister :p For some odd reason I feel like i've heard that before :o

Heard it? You've probably played it! :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:27 AM
LoL no threesomes with women usually end up in women being together and the guy watching :o

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Lleyt shy in the bedroom......methinks not....:o ;) :p


I still think Kim is the dominating one in the relationship :p


And pfff at Marly :p I want Hayden all to myself :lick:

Scotso
09-02-2002, 12:28 AM
You guys talk too much :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Maybe you and Hayden and Angele can have a threesome. Angele will provide the handcuffs. :p

:o

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


I'm sitting here stifling my laughter BBB! :p The question is can Flamey hack it-She'd have to be @ her most hoochie mamaish :p

LOL, something tells me she could handle it. :p

Flamey, what is your opinion on fucking in an airplane? :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Lleyt shy in the bedroom......methinks not....:o ;) :p

that a journalist hasn't tought of that question yet

btw some "fan" did, sort of, this year

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by angele87
I still think Kim is the dominating one in the relationship :p


;) :p :D

Hayden :lick:

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:30 AM
Naked musical statues is bteer than naked twister! :o :p Not that i've played it! HONEST!!!

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Static
LoL no threesomes with women usually end up in women being together and the guy watching :o

That's always the way it is in French porn ;)

i doubt it's the same the other way around though... LOL at the thought of Kim watching Lleyt and Hayden go at it :o

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
You guys talk too much :p

We're girls, remember? :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:30 AM
I would never have sex on the plane, that's the type of thing you do in a car :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


that a journalist hasn't tought of that question yet

btw some "fan" did, sort of, this year
oooh!! DETAILS!!! DETAILS!!!

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
You guys talk too much :p

definetely Scott!

but y/k the more they talk, the more innocent ;)

so I'd say this is quite okay in here!

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:31 AM
btw It took LL 1hr 24 mins 4 his 1st Vocal C'mon of the match yesterday :eek: :eek: :eek:

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


that a journalist hasn't tought of that question yet

btw some "fan" did, sort of, this year

:eek: :eek:

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by angele87


That's always the way it is in French porn ;)

i doubt it's the same the other way around though... LOL at the thought of Kim watching Lleyt and Hayden go at it :o

:o :o :p

I wonder if Lleyton say "Come on!" in the bedroom? :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:32 AM
:eek: Angele!

*sending Angele some cold Belgian water to cool off*

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Static
I would never have sex on the plane, that's the type of thing you do in a car :p

Ooh i bet they've gone at it in a car :o

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Static
I would never have sex on the plane, that's the type of thing you do in a car :p

LOL, is that enough to qualify Flamey as the next Emmanuelle, BBB? :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by angele87


That's always the way it is in French porn ;)

i doubt it's the same the other way around though... LOL at the thought of Kim watching Lleyt and Hayden go at it :o

:eek: :eek: :o

errrr BBB, Kim probably does the "Come-ons" as we've estsblished she is prob da dominant one ;)

Scotso
09-02-2002, 12:33 AM
I can't keep up!

I want to join the mile high club! :D

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


:o :o :p

I wonder if Lleyton say "Come on!" in the bedroom? :p
Err YEAH! He only does it on court so he can perfect it for when he gets in on with Kimmie! :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly

I wonder if Lleyton say "Come on!" in the bedroom? :p

Only when they're alone in the house ;) :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


LOL, is that enough to qualify Flamey as the next Emmanuelle, BBB? :p

Pretty Much, it's not as if Emanuerlle has high-standards :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:34 AM
Sweet little Catholic girl Kim, the dominant one? Naaaaaah. :p

They probably co-dominate. :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Ooh i bet they've gone at it in a car :o

their hotel rooms are big enough, according to Carl... :o

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Only when they're alone in the house ;) :o

Must not be very often, as Glynn and Chezza are always around. :rolleyes: :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:36 AM
LoL, Scotty lets run away to strawberry land! I like strawberry tea! All this porn talk gets me thinking of Marco :o I wish Marco was here with me :(

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:36 AM
lol! I remeber that quote from carl lmao! :p :o Shot of the hewitt/clijsters clan..Hayd :drool:

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

Err YEAH! He only does it on court so he can perfect it for when he gets in on with Kimmie! :o :p

LMAO! Now I'm going to def. think of that everytime he does his C'mons :o

Pfff I still think Lleyton is shy in the bedroom ;) :p I bet he doesn't even let Kimmie use the fluffy handcuffs.... except on special occasions of course ;) :o

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:36 AM
Marly, what do you know about that?

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


Pretty Much, it's not as if Emanuerlle has high-standards :p

LMAO.

Flamey, you are now officially a porn star! Go out and buy yourself a pair of stilettos. :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL
Marly, what do you know about that?

About what, the co-dominance? Just a guess. :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:38 AM
NOoooo if I'm a porn star I have to get like fake breasts :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Must not be very often, as Glynn and Chezza are always around. :rolleyes: :p

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p

LMAO.

Flamey, you are now officially a porn star! Go out and buy yourself a pair of stilettos.

LMAO! :p:p

Scotso
09-02-2002, 12:38 AM
You and your minger Marco... :rolleyes:

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL
Marly, what do you know about that?

I don't know about Marly but I want to know about what you said earlier... about a journalist or some fan or something :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by angele87


LMAO! Now I'm going to def. think of that everytime he does his C'mons :o

Pfff I still think Lleyton is shy in the bedroom ;) :p I bet he doesn't even let Kimmie use the fluffy handcuffs.... except on special occasions of course ;) :o

ROFL @ Come on! I bet that some initiative came from her!

and, some have a handcuff obsession here, I'd say ;)

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


that a journalist hasn't tought of that question yet

btw some "fan" did, sort of, this year
You STILL haven't told us, Ingrid!!! DETAILS!!!

Wow! Flamey's a porn star! :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:39 AM
Marco isn't a minger he is bloody gorgeous! :lick:
Besides I have a baby face... it looks kind of sick when a girl with a baby face is a porn star... that's just wrong!

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:39 AM
ROFL @ Come on! I bet that some initiative came from her!


:o :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Static
NOoooo if I'm a porn star I have to get like fake breasts :o

Those too, but they cost more. Start off small. Go buy some stilettos. :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


About what, the co-dominance? Just a guess. :p

LOL catholic girls

far from a guarantee y/k

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Those too, but they cost more. Start off small. Go buy some stilettos. :p

Marly, she can borrow some from .... sssttt ;)

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL



and, some have a handcuff obsession here, I'd say ;)

Hey it's not my fault Kim likes handcuffs :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:41 AM
Don't worry about your baby face, Flamester, the camera won't be focused on that part! :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:42 AM
I can't imagine myself in stilettos, I'd probably trip and fall flat on my face when I try walking :o I think someone else would make a better porn star than me :o I'm too innocent looking :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:42 AM
Did y'all see Kim sit stone frozen when LL broke Blake in the 5th? Everyone in the clan was clapping and she just sat there motionless-bless :angel: :p I think there was a netcam of it one of you posted.

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


LOL catholic girls

far from a guarantee y/k

Ohhh, the Catholic girls! Well, that was just a sweeping generalization. :p

Scotso
09-02-2002, 12:43 AM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... dee dee dee dee...

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:43 AM
Don't worry about your baby face, Flamester, the camera won't be focused on that part!

*sniggers*

:p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:43 AM
I know ! Scott would be a good porn star :hearts:

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Static
I can't imagine myself in stilettos, I'd probably trip and fall flat on my face when I try walking :o I think someone else would make a better porn star than me :o I'm too innocent looking :p

That would make an interesting story... with you falling flat on your face :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:44 AM
Right Marie! Was in Antwerp this year.

Some silly or whatever fan with too much of a bet going on imo asked whether he was a good lover or something, his kisses and so...

I can't recall her reply though, she laughed, and said something

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Static
I can't imagine myself in stilettos, I'd probably trip and fall flat on my face when I try walking :o I think someone else would make a better porn star than me :o I'm too innocent looking :p

It doesn't matter how innocent you look, as long as you can fuck. :o :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:45 AM
That would make an interesting story... with you falling flat on your face :p

As opposed to flat on her back ;) :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:45 AM
If you fell flat on your face they'd just be thinknig "oh, they are gonna be having Anal sex now!" :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:45 AM
I agree about Scott :o Scott: please don't resort to ironing boards :o

Ingrid tell us about that journalist or fan or whatever :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Did y'all see Kim sit stone frozen when LL broke Blake in the 5th? Everyone in the clan was clapping and she just sat there motionless-bless :angel: :p I think there was a netcam of it one of you posted.

Pff, no, the camera was ignoring Kim as usual. :rolleyes:

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:45 AM
TELL US INGRID! :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:46 AM
sorry Ingrid, just saw your response :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:46 AM
Too late Mazz & Angie-As usual :o :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:46 AM
I just did Angele!

Marly, do you still remember this? I know I told you. I can't recall Kim's reply

Static
09-02-2002, 12:47 AM
Ewwww I don't wonna have sex though :o I like the whole gooberish thing like you know... Marco and I together looking at the stars *sigh* :hearts:

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


As opposed to flat on her back ;) :p

If you fell flat on your face they'd just be thinknig "oh, they are gonna be having Anal sex now!"

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:48 AM
ah soz Ingrid! I just read up! :o

Oh I bet Kim was well embarassed! :o :p Nearly as embarassing with what Pam Shriver said to Lleyton! :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL
Right Marie! Was in Antwerp this year.

Some silly or whatever fan with too much of a bet going on imo asked whether he was a good lover or something, his kisses and so...

I can't recall her reply though, she laughed, and said something

LMAO! I can't believe somebody asked her that :o Imagine if somebody asked Lleyton that :eek: :eek: He'd turn bright red :o

:p at Ana! I'm sure you've thought of doing more with Marco than looking at the stars ;) :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Static
Ewwww I don't wonna have sex though :o I like the whole gooberish thing like you know... Marco and I together looking at the stars *sigh* :hearts:
There are no gooberish moments during porn! :p

Static
09-02-2002, 12:51 AM
LoL hahaha Marco is so hot! Darn it! I need to erm make myself look less like I did in Toronto so he wouldn't recognize me, and think I'm a stalker or something lol :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
If you fell flat on your face they'd just be thinknig "oh, they are gonna be having Anal sex now!" :o :p

That's what they were doing on the ironing board last night :o

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
ah soz Ingrid! I just read up! :o

Oh I bet Kim was well embarassed! :o :p Nearly as embarassing with what Pam Shriver said to Lleyton! :p


ROFL @ the US Open last year thing with Pam!

Bah, Marie, that was just in a row of other crazy fan things too, like when she got asked to marry a guy, he asked her hand there in Antwerp (was a bet too, he admitted later, but he said he loved her anyway, so he sort of was serious too) LOL She is getting used to such fans here, I think.

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:52 AM
Lleyt would die of embarrasement!

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by angele87


That's what they were doing on the ironing board last night :o
EWWWWWW!!! Anal sex on an ironing board! How painful! :o Ughhh! I'm never going to be able to iron my clothes ever again! :o

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

There are no gooberish moments during porn! :p

Now now, I'm sure the "fucking under a blanket on a plane" episode was very gooberish lol

Mazza
09-02-2002, 12:54 AM
Oh God! Kim's hot property... getting marrage proposals now! :o :p

But STILL not one from Leyt! :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


Bah, Marie, that was just in a row of other crazy fan things too, like when she got asked to marry a guy, he asked her hand there in Antwerp (was a bet too, he admitted later, but he said he loved her anyway, so he sort of was serious too) LOL She is getting used to such fans here, I think.


LOL I wonder what her reaction to that was :o

Lleyt would die of embarrasement!

For sure! Can you imagine in the middle of a press conference? "now tell us lleyton, is kim a good lover" :o :o

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:56 AM
Marie, that we don't know, do we?

Scotso
09-02-2002, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by Static
I know ! Scott would be a good porn star :hearts:

I have a really big @$#% too :D

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

EWWWWWW!!! Anal sex on an ironing board! How painful! :o Ughhh! I'm never going to be able to iron my clothes ever again! :o

A word of advice from me: When your mom asked why you don't iron your clothes anymore, DON'T TELL HER :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Now now, I'm sure the "fucking under a blanket on a plane" episode was very gooberish lol

LMAO!

And yes Ingrid, you told me about this, but when you told me you didn't remember. :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by angele87

For sure! Can you imagine in the middle of a press conference? "now tell us lleyton, is kim a good lover" :o :o

He'd really boycott the press then! :o :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 12:58 AM
LOL Marly, I was so focused on that question LOL, I really don't remember

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 12:59 AM
For sure! Can you imagine in the middle of a press conference? "now tell us lleyton, is kim a good lover"

:rolleyes: @ Angie for starting off the sentence Ezel esque :o Lleyt's evian water would be spilt in a fluster did y'all see the water dripping from the bottle everywhere everytime he took a sip....Stupid flip lid invention, it's useless :o :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 12:59 AM
Btw, anal sex on an ironing board sounds really uncomfortable. :o Then again, anal sex anywhere sounds really uncomfortable. :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


He'd really boycott the press then! :o :p

Hey you never know.... he might answer them :eek: :eek: :o

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:01 AM
Well did Kim say yes or no?! :p

LMAO@Angele! :p I'll just tell her I managed to hit myself while putting it away and it's traumatised me for life! :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Btw, anal sex on an ironing board sounds really uncomfortable. :o Then again, anal sex anywhere sounds really uncomfortable. :o :p

LOL

I've got a question for y'all: If Kim came out and said something like "i'm not gonna have sex before I'm married" like britney spears did, would y'all believe her :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Hey you never know.... he might answer them :eek: :eek: :o

Yeah, and he'd bring up how flexible she is, too. :o :p

Static
09-02-2002, 01:03 AM
Everyone would believe Kimmy because she is sweet and innocent and doesn't try to seduce mingers from low class boy bands :o :p

But didn't she already say that she shares a room with Lley?

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by angele87


LOL

I've got a question for y'all: If Kim came out and said something like "i'm not gonna have sex before I'm married" like britney spears did, would y'all believe her :p

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lol.gif

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by angele87


LOL

I've got a question for y'all: If Kim came out and said something like "i'm not gonna have sex before I'm married" like britney spears did, would y'all believe her :p

Erm, no, considering the fact that she and Lleyton have been sharing a hotel room for like 2 years now. :p Staying in the same room with the person you love and not having sex would mean a superhuman effort, methinks. :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:04 AM
That fan stuff I am talking about happened during an autograph session.

I didn't see that about teh guy asking her to marry him; that was told by a journalist. The guy literally throw himself on his knees for Kim, from what I remember.

so caused some laughs and lots of attention!

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Yeah, and he'd bring up how flexible she is, too. :o :p

He might even pull out a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs from his bag :p

Static
09-02-2002, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Erm, no, considering the fact that she and Lleyton have been sharing a hotel room for like 2 years now. :p Staying in the same room with the person you love and not having sex would mean a superhuman effort, methinks. :p

Yep Lleyton would have to be mighty tough :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Static
and doesn't try to seduce mingers from low class boy bands :o :p

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rotfl.gif

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


:rolleyes: @ Angie for starting off the sentence Ezel esque :o Lleyt's evian water would be spilt in a fluster did y'all see the water dripping from the bottle everywhere everytime he took a sip....Stupid flip lid invention, it's useless :o :p
Don't remind me about the lids of thoes bloody evian bottles! :o :p They are the crappest thing since dried out tipp ex!

Well Lleyton is soooo keen to talk about Kim these days pahaps he would! :p Plus he loves spending time with Kim! ;) :p

If Kim did a Britney Spears then can I do a Britney Spears too?! :o :p

Anal sex in general is just painful! :p

Scotso
09-02-2002, 01:06 AM
You guys are strange. Go masturbate or something, get rid of your randy horniness.

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by angele87


LOL

I've got a question for y'all: If Kim came out and said something like "i'm not gonna have sex before I'm married" like britney spears did, would y'all believe her :p

A bit too late for that, Angele

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:06 AM
Not even LL could have THAT much mental toughness ;)

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by angele87


He might even pull out a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs from his bag :p

Only if the "he" you're referring to is the guy you're banging, QG. :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic


Anal sex in general is just painful! :p

Do you know this from experience, Maz? :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:08 AM
Awwww!! They just did a really nice close up on Kim saying "c'mon!" aww!

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Not even LL could have THAT much mental toughness ;)

LOL :o But I agree with what Marly said about sharing a room :angel:

Ingrid: :confused: :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
Awwww!! They just did a really nice close up on Kim saying "c'mon!" aww!

I was just about to say that Maz! :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
Awwww!! They just did a really nice close up on Kim saying "c'mon!" aww!

:hearts: :angel: :hearts:

Damn the CBS cameras for not showing Kim! :mad:

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Only if the "he" you're referring to is the guy you're banging, QG. :p

Pfff I'm not banging anybody :angel:

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Do you know this from experience, Maz? :p
Errrr No! :p I found all this out in Sex Education! :p We had a 15 min convo on Anal sex! :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


:hearts: :angel: :hearts:

Damn the CBS cameras for not showing Kim! :mad:

I think they showed that actually :p :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Pfff I'm not banging anybody :angel:

Hypothetically speaking, of course. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:11 AM
:rolleyes: @ the Blakettes! The Fanatics are farrrrrrr better ;) :p

Static
09-02-2002, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Not even LL could have THAT much mental toughness ;)

I doubt the French porn is helping much either :o

Scotso
09-02-2002, 01:11 AM
Why would women have anal sex :confused: You have a proper hole for it, yunno...

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

Errrr No! :p I found all this out in Sex Education! :p We had a 15 min convo on Anal sex! :o :p

:eek: Are you serious? We don't even have Sex Ed here. :o

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


I was just about to say that Maz! :p
And she clapped her hands and everything! :D It's was sooo sweet wasn't it! :D

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by angele87


I think they showed that actually :p :p

Well, at what part of the match? :p I don't remember it. :o :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

Errrr No! :p I found all this out in Sex Education! :p We had a 15 min convo on Anal sex! :o :p

pfff and what? your teacher told you in was painful ;)

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by angele87


LOL :o But I agree with what Marly said about sharing a room :angel:

Ingrid: :confused: :p

LOL Angele!

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Why would women have anal sex :confused: You have a proper hole for it, yunno...

No shit, Sherlock. :p

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Static


I doubt the French porn is helping much either :o

Pfff Lleyton and Kim don't need porn :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:14 AM
How many games y'all think Novak will win :p

yes it was :angel: Mazz! Errrrrr it was in the third set BBB.

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:14 AM
We are allowed to talk/do ANYTHING in our Sex Ed classes! :p Our teacher is sooooooo cool and really east to talk to!

You don't have Sex ed classes?! I think it's compulsary in Britian to have them! :eek:

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


LOL Angele!

I still don't know why you said it was too late :o :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:16 AM
Many skipping them, I think, Marie... when I look at stats

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by angele87


pfff and what? your teacher told you in was painful ;)
Well she assumed it was.... and my friend said it was! :o :o :p But shes a full on slag! :o :p

I guess some women enjoy their men comming in from both ways, Scotty! :o :p

Novak.. 10! :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by angele87


I still don't know why you said it was too late :o :p

I bet you don't have a clue :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:17 AM
Nope, no Sex Ed. All we get is one chapter covered in our mandatory Health class, which means about 2 weeks worth of coverage. Not a lot there. :p

The Bush administration pushes abstinence taught in schools, which I think is admirable, but unrealistic. I mean, if your parents haven't taught you that abstinence is right or whatever, you're not going to listen to some middle aged teacher. :rolleyes:

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:18 AM
Well she assumed it was.... and my friend said it was! But shes a full on slag!



lmao! :o :p

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:19 AM
Your friend sounds like a lot of mine, Maz. :p

Novak--9. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:19 AM
lol @ cute Lley laughing :D :angel:

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL
Many skipping them, I think, Marie... when I look at stats
I think most schools in England just teach them the normal facts but don't accually ansewer what they accually want to know.. I mean I guess im lucky to have really good sex ed lessons cos our teacher will ansewer anything we want to know.

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


I bet you don't have a clue :p

Honestly, I don't :o And I don't like being confused :mad: ;) :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:21 AM
lucky you, Marie

although it's a task for parents imo

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:21 AM
We don't have sex ed either :sad: :o

Static
09-02-2002, 01:21 AM
Novak is a tough apponent, guys don't underestimate him ;)

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Honestly, I don't :o And I don't like being confused :mad: ;) :p

Angele, you're stubborn LOL okay, I clearify myself: the question comes two years too late, I'd say ;)

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Static
Novak is a tough apponent, guys don't underestimate him ;)

Shut up Flamey. :p *slap!*

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Static
Novak is a tough apponent, guys don't underestimate him ;)

I knew that one was coming too :o :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by angele87
We don't have sex ed either :sad: :o

you're kidding

Static
09-02-2002, 01:24 AM
*uses her shapeshiftingfirebreathingfrog powers on Marly* :p Don't slap me!
Besides I raise a good point he is not exactly a cake walk :o

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:25 AM
hence why I said 10 games! :p

But I guess some parents find it difficult to talk to their children about the birds and the bees....

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


Angele, you're stubborn LOL okay, I clearify myself: the question comes two years too late, I'd say ;)

Ohhhh :o and pfff at myself for thinking you were so innocent :p

Static
09-02-2002, 01:25 AM
Ok every time I underestimate someone's apponent my faves end up losing (even Lleyton), thus I learned not to do so :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:25 AM
True Ana! It's not like there is no match to be played

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Ohhhh :o and pfff at myself for thinking you were so innocent :p

I am :p

Static
09-02-2002, 01:27 AM
*pats Ingrid* Thank you :D

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:27 AM
We can't start assuming Lleyton is going to crush all his opponents... that's what the Pred fans do :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:28 AM
Oh pfff Mazza I'm thinking they'll be no tennis 2nite :rolleyes: *sigh* I'll just have to keep watching Lleyt ;) :p

:eek: :eek: Mazza! did ya know that Sky extended their coverage till 5am to finish Greg's match Vs Paradorn :eek: :eek:

Scotso
09-02-2002, 01:29 AM
I'm talking to Eric but we can't talk on the phone 'til later tonight. Torture! :mad:

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


I am :p

Right... and I'm not gooberish ;)

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:29 AM
Shot of Kim biting her lip and Hayden his nails :angel:

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by Static
*uses her shapeshiftingfirebreathingfrog powers on Marly* :p Don't slap me!
Besides I raise a good point he is not exactly a cake walk :o

*uses Jedi Master powers on Flamey* :p *slap* :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:30 AM
Oh... No Greg :sad: Oh I sure I can live with Lleyton for the early morning ;) :p

:eek: Thats awfully nice of them considering hid name isn't Tim Henman! :eek:

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by angele87
We can't start assuming Lleyton is going to crush all his opponents... that's what the Pred fans do :o

But the Preds do crush most of their opponents :o :rolleyes:

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by angele87
We can't start assuming Lleyton is going to crush all his opponents... that's what the Pred fans do :o

Ooh, we don't want to be like the Pred fans. :o

But then again, RodPrick beat Novak in straights at Toronto or something, so it stands to reason that Lleyton will be him even quicker. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:31 AM
:eek: I know Mazz :eek: Weird!:p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Shot of Kim biting her lip and Hayden his nails :angel:
Oh I missed that! :o Im STILL laughing about the ironing board! :o :p

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
hence why I said 10 games! :p

But I guess some parents find it difficult to talk to their children about the birds and the bees....

Marie, then they shouldn't be upset afterwards when it's too late either.

But then, half of the people I know have been doing :rolleyes: stuff while they should have known better in the first place... info and openness is a first step, but doesn't help if someone's character is just stupid weak.

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:32 AM
The Preds will burn out and wanna go back to get their "U" in fashion! :o :p

Scotso
09-02-2002, 01:33 AM
We aren't like the Pred fans. We make this cheering shit look gooooood.

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:33 AM
I'm watching Miss Congeniality. :p Any of y'all seen it?

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:33 AM
:eek: Did u just see that, Cilla?! :eek: Oh James! :o

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:34 AM
no, it's with sandra bullock, that's all I know

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
We aren't like the Pred fans. We make this cheering shit look gooooood.

Pfff, we make EVERYTHING look good. :rolleyes: :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:34 AM
Oh I missed that! Im STILL laughing about the ironing board!

Pfff 1st Haasybear now this :rolleyes: @ u Mazz! :p Oooh the great netcord that won LL the game and causing James to throw his racket :D

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
The Preds will burn out and wanna go back to get their "U" in fashion! :o :p

ROTFL :p :D

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:36 AM
that was good! saw a few minutes on CNN, they did show that too!

Murkofan
09-02-2002, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL
no, it's with sandra bullock, that's all I know

Pff, you should watch it. I sound like Miss Texas. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
:eek: Did u just see that, Cilla?! :eek: Oh James! :o

@ Least LL apologised :p ;)

Scotso
09-02-2002, 01:37 AM
I can't stand Sandra Bullocks. :p

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:40 AM
I think LL and Jmaes both had "Lets applaud eachothers shots all day syndrome" :p

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by KaseyL


Marie, then they shouldn't be upset afterwards when it's too late either.

But then, half of the people I know have been doing :rolleyes: stuff while they should have known better in the first place... info and openness is a first step, but doesn't help if someone's character is just stupid weak.
Yeah I mean no-one is going to stop teens going out and having sex with their boyfriends but with some advice they should know that contraception is a must if they want to be safe and not get pregnant and not catch an STI or something.

I mean I was luckily enough for my Mum to be pretty calm and open with stuff which was cool :cool: And I havent ended up pregnant or anything.

Mazza
09-02-2002, 01:41 AM
I must be the only person who hasn't seen Miss Congini...whatever it's called! :o :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:42 AM
Don't worry Mazz, i aint seen it either :o

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
I think LL and Jmaes both had "Lets applaud eachothers shots all day syndrome" :p


:D

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:44 AM
I don't think I've ever talked to my parents about sex :o

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:45 AM
The Bladder takes the piss out of RT :D

TENNIS
Dokic announces plans to ditch British citizenship
by STAFF REPORTERS



"'Aussie' Damir Dokic"
Tennis journeywoman Jelena Dokic will no longer be competing under the British flag after her father, Damir, revealed he was pulling the family out of London yesterday.

Dokic issued a statement saying that the family’s situation had become untenable within Britain. It is believed he was unhappy with the standard of bath towels provided at the hotel where the Dokic’s have been staying when in London.

“These towels are shit. They are crap. What kind of country provides towels such as these?” Damir raged in a statement. “They are scratchy and nasty … you know, the sort that just spreads the water around, rather than really absorbing it, you know?”

Jelena refused to comment but spent most of the change of ends during her first round match of the US Open, trying to unpick “I luv GB” patches off her tennis shirts.

It is likely that Jelena will be a proud representative of Cuba or possibly Cairo when she next turns out at Flushing Meadow.

Damir ruled out the family living in Germany, because he went there once and doesn’t like their pigs; France “because a man there once looked at me funny”; Greenland because the beer is too gassy; Hawaii because the surf keeps him awake “and everybody keeps mispronouncing Damir as ‘Dude’”, or China because they refused to write the family a blank cheque in US dollars. An exploratory trip to Spain ended in disaster because Damir didn’t get the punchline to a plethora of jokes based around “cajones”.

Jelena spent her junior years as an Australian, but then moved to Yugoslavia before competing under the banner of Georgia, Switzerland, Zimbabwe, Italy, Madagascar, Vietnam and Canada.

She moved to Britain two months ago.

:D

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Don't worry Mazz, i aint seen it either :o

second that

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:48 AM
LMAO at that article :D :D

Goonergal
09-02-2002, 01:48 AM
Somehow I don't think LL will be as quiet Vs Novak....;)

KaseyL
09-02-2002, 01:48 AM
ROFL @ the bladder, for once

Angele
09-02-2002, 01:49 AM
I haven't seen the movie either :o

Ok I gotta go to bed... I'll definetly be online for Lley and Kim's matches tomorrow :D