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The "Still Angry! Still Love Potatos! Still love the Lleyki Double!" Thread


Static
08-08-2002, 01:09 AM
Awww see I know your mom thinks I'm a loser :o O well such is life :)

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:09 AM
and laughed about the QG thing.

LOL... what did u tell her?? :o

Goonergal
08-08-2002, 01:10 AM
Good night LG! :wavey: lol! itz 2.20am here :eek: Ill go at 3 :p

Goonergal
08-08-2002, 01:11 AM
Vanessa C. Is on....Coz you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you, if I could just hold you...tonight.... :angel:

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
You mentioned me at work, Angie! :D I keep telling my sister stuff about how you're my Padawan, but she doesn't listen. :rolleyes: Pfff. :p

Yup, I mentioned you lol... I didn't even realize I was doing it either :o And earlier this year I mentioned Scott :) This woman from Massachusets (sp) was talking about the smoke from the forest fires or whatever (remember that?? ) and anyway I said something to the effect of yeah one of my friends went to mass. and he was complaing about the haze/smoke lol

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:15 AM
No, Flamester, she doesn't think you're a loser. She was rolling her eyes at the fact that you THOUGHT she'd think you're a loser. Because she doesn't. Comprende? :p

Angie, I explained we call you QG because you're mushy and always see the romantic side in things. She laughed, one of those "oh how sweet" kind of things.

LG probably will go to bed before too long. She goes to sleep like at 9 or 9:30 and get up at 5. :p

Static
08-08-2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
No, Flamester, she doesn't think you're a loser. She was rolling her eyes at the fact that you THOUGHT she'd think you're a loser. Because she doesn't. Comprende? :p


That's a bit confusing to understand, but hey whatever works :p Always Optimistic :D

Goonergal
08-08-2002, 01:18 AM
In fact I think ill go to bed now cyas 2moro :wavey:

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Angie, I explained we call you QG because you're mushy and always see the romantic side in things. She laughed, one of those "oh how sweet" kind of things.

LG probably will go to bed before too long. She goes to sleep like at 9 or 9:30 and get up at 5. :p

:o I'm such a goober... an embarassement to my family really lol

LG kinda sounds like my mum, only mines gets up at 7 :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:20 AM
*Big Brother 3 is on TV, and LG comes in in time to see Josh hug Danielle. (Long story. Don't ask.)*

"What are you watching?"

"Big Brother."

*LG flashes the LG Look of Death*

"I don't think we need to be party to their...personal business."

"LG, they were just hugging."

"Yeah right. And I weigh 110 pounds."

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:20 AM
Goodnight Cills :wavey: Don't have any *cough* disturbing dreams tonight :p

Static
08-08-2002, 01:21 AM
Nightz Cills :wavey:
Haha your mom is so funny she seems like a real sweet nice lady :)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:21 AM
:wavey: Night Cills! :kiss:

Pff, okay Flamey, Lehman's terms--my mom DOES NOT think you're a loser, or anything negative at all. :p

My mom rules. :D She's a hoot.

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:22 AM
She sounds really awesome Marls... I'm jealous :p

Goonergal
08-08-2002, 01:24 AM
Oh Btw thought this pic was funny :D
Pat:Pssssstttttttttpssssstt..You got that?
LL:hmmm...Intresting! lol!

http://www.planetrafter.net/daviscup/images/final2001/draw4.jpg

Oh & btw Arthurs just remeber who comforted you when you screwed up the DC Final for Australia :o ;)

http://www.planetrafter.net/daviscup/images/final2001/match520.jpg

:wavey:

Static
08-08-2002, 01:25 AM
:p I'm not doing anything to erm... impress her....no not at all.. O BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW :p
No anyways I had potatoes for dinner again :D

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:25 AM
She is awesome! I love my mom very, very much. We get along scarily well. I'm not afraid to tell her anything, whether it be about me or one of my friends.

However, you don't want to mess with the LG Look of Death if she seriously means it...ouch. :eek:

Static
08-08-2002, 01:26 AM
Oh c'mon Marly don't be so tough on Wayno he probably said 90% nice stuff about Lleyton and the media just quoted the negative...I read Lleyton's interview and he said some nice things about Robby, but you know the journalists they only publish the bad :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:27 AM
Oh & btw Arthurs just remeber who comforted you when you screwed up the DC Fianl for Australia :o ;)

LOL

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:27 AM
Did you have milk again too? :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:28 AM
Oh c'mon Marly don't be so tough on Wayno he probably said 90% nice stuff about Lleyton and the media just quoted the negative...I read Lleyton's interview and he said some nice things about Robby, but you know the journalists they only publish the bad

What did I say about Wayno? :p

Static
08-08-2002, 01:28 AM
No no milk this time however I made a shake with chocolate icecream and milk :D

Static
08-08-2002, 01:28 AM
Pff Marly you were implying :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:30 AM
Or maybe Wayne holds a grudge for this ;)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:33 AM
Pff Marly you were implying

The only thing I was implying is that....I didn't post that. Cilla did. :p

Static
08-08-2002, 01:35 AM
Wayno looks drunk/stoned!

Lleyton : C'mon you drunky wake the F*** up we have a match going on!

Wayno: I didn't know I had a match till 5 minutes, crap I shouldn't have gotten trashed, o well, I'll just blame Fitzy for this :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:35 AM
LLEYTON PLAYS AT 2 MY TIME :D :D And I'll be able to watch him cuz tomorrow I'm working 11:30-1:30 and 4:30 -9:00!

Static
08-08-2002, 01:35 AM
O crud Marly you are right :o O well, all that I just said is dircted to Cilla... erm, your sigs look too much a like, change the colours :o :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:36 AM
YYYYYAAAAYYYYY for Angele! :bounce:

Pff Ana. I don't want to change my colors. Why don't you change your eyes? :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 01:39 AM
My mom just bought a new SUV. It's so sweet... it has a power sunroof... like a 6-CD changer. All she does is drive a mile (or not eve) back and forth from work. But it's her money, so I don't care.

But, then my sister started complaining that it's better than her SUV that she just got. I told her she's a spoiled brat and should shut up, and she said that I get more than she does. HELLO?! Yeah, I am lucky, I get what I want usually but then I never ask for much.

It just pisses me off because my family does so much more for her. I mean, a while ago my grandmother gave my sister and I a lump sum of money. I used all of mine to buy my car (which I hunted until I could find one of the cheapest new cars out there). My sister? She put her's in the bank. At the same time my parents paid like 8,000$ a year to send her to college where as I got scholarships that pay for mine. And the nail in my coffin was them buying her her new SUV.

Uhm HELLO... add that up? Where does that equal me being spoiled and her "getting nothing"? I mean, yeah, I have a lot, I don't complain. But when my parents spend that much money on her and next to nothing on me, and then they go and call me selfish and a brat? God it pisses me off. Sorry to spout about money but I need to vent and then I'll be fine.

I really don't even care. Once I move out I'll never talk to these people again. I just hate the way they degrade me every chance they get.

Static
08-08-2002, 01:39 AM
Pfff my eyes are screwed beyond belief I need glasses :o
Angele have fun, I want another bagel :D

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:41 AM
Poor Scotty.
You should adopt LG as your mother.

Static
08-08-2002, 01:42 AM
Hi Scotty :wavey:
Don't worry about it, it's just a temporary thing, you are a gift of a child to them, I'm sure :)

Scotso
08-08-2002, 01:44 AM
Yay Juanqui won! :bounce:

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:44 AM
Poor Scott *hugs* You sound like me with the never talking to them again stuff... that's my theory too!! Move somewhere far far away but make enough money to buy plane tickets for the ppl I like... as for the rest of em, well... :mad:

Anyways don't stress too much about your family!! It's probably just a bad day and although the same shit will be true tomorrow it probably won't bother you as much :)

Scotso
08-08-2002, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Poor Scotty.
You should adopt LG as your mother.

I should get my grandmother to adopt me. She's like 78 but cool as hell, and she likes me much better than my sister :D lol

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:46 AM
Ok this is just cruel... I'm watching American Idol and today is the vote off show... anyways the girl that just got kicked off is sick, in the hospital as we speak... and they just kicked her off the show :( The poor thing!

Scotso
08-08-2002, 01:46 AM
*bounces Ana, Marly, and Angele* :kiss:

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:48 AM
*kisses Scotty* :kiss:

Static
08-08-2002, 01:48 AM
:hearts:

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:49 AM
Ok I'm crying *kicking myself* Stupid ass show :sad:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:49 AM
:hearts: Scotty :kiss:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 01:51 AM
Who got kicked off? Nikki?

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:51 AM
*hugs* Angele. Don't cry! It's not you in the hospital and you didn't get kicked off. :D

Static
08-08-2002, 01:52 AM
C'mon don't be upset about it :)

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:53 AM
no I'm not upset at all it's just that the ppl on the show were all crying cuz Christina was going... it was just so sad that I started crying lol

Static
08-08-2002, 01:54 AM
Chain of tears :sad::sad::sad::sad::sad:..and so on?

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:55 AM
LOL, I'm the same way. Whenever someone cries, so do I. It's such a girly thing to do, but I can't help it. :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:55 AM
Yup, that's it Ana lol... I'm fine now... watching Jay Leno and :D

Angele
08-08-2002, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
LOL, I'm the same way. Whenever someone cries, so do I. It's such a girly thing to do, but I can't help it. :o

Me too :o Like when I watch movies... if it's sad at all and somebody else cries well I cry too :sad: :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:57 AM
You and I are such goobers, Angie. :o :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:57 AM
I'm watching the Braves. :D

GO BRAVES! :bounce:

Static
08-08-2002, 01:58 AM
Awww I remember crying in the movie once, it was during Lion King :( When Mufasa got killed and Simba was so sad :sad:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 01:58 AM
I cried then too, Ana! I was like traumatized by that.

Static
08-08-2002, 01:59 AM
But anyways I have to go now, finish up eating my potatoes hahaha I love eating at night... it makes me gain so much weight though :o *sigh * O well bye bye :wavey:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:00 AM
LOL, Flamester, you're a goof. :p

:wavey: Night-night!

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
You and I are such goobers, Angie. :o :p

I'm glad you're out of the closet now Marly :D

OMG I cried at like every single Disney movie!! Lion King... and the Little Mermaid! I bawled my eyes out at the end of the LIttle Mermaid when Ariel left with the prince and her family was all there, watching her leave :sad:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:01 AM
Good night Flamey :wavey:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:02 AM
I didn't cry at Little Mermaid, but I was SCARED STIFF of Ursula. She's freaky.

I cried--hell, I STILL cry--when Gaston stabs the Beast and he dies. Even though I know he's coming back in human form to marry Belle and live happily ever after, I still cry. I love the Beast. I want a guy like that.

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:04 AM
OMG Me too Marly :sad: I'm a real goober for stuff like that... you know what else made me bawl?? Harriet the Spy :o When Rosie leaves :( god I was a mess when I first watched that lol... and of course a walk to remember. Swear to god, 45 straight minutes of bawling!

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by angele87
no I'm not upset at all it's just that the ppl on the show were all crying cuz Christina was going... it was just so sad that I started crying lol

omg! she's the best though... along with Kelly!

bastards! :fiery:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:06 AM
:eek: I cried at that part in Harriet the Spy too!

Still haven't seen A Walk to Remember. :o But I cried during the book, so I'm sure I will during the movie.

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt


omg! she's the best though... along with Kelly!

bastards! :fiery:

I know!! And RJ and Nikki really SUCK! They need to both be kicked off now :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:08 AM
I'm going to make a pizza. :drool:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
:eek: I cried at that part in Harriet the Spy too!

Still haven't seen A Walk to Remember. :o But I cried during the book, so I'm sure I will during the movie.

OMG are you kidding?? You cried at that part too :eek: That's almost freaky lol

You'll bawl when you watch A Walk to Remember, I guarantee it! I read A Bend in the Road by Nicholas Spark and I cried at the end :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I'm going to make a pizza. :drool:


Pfff so ur leaving :mad: ;) :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by angele87


OMG are you kidding?? You cried at that part too :eek: That's almost freaky lol

You'll bawl when you watch A Walk to Remember, I guarantee it! I read A Bend in the Road by Nicholas Spark and I cried at the end :o

Maybe you and I are twins too, Angie. :p

I think Sparks just TRIES to make goobers like us cry. It's like his goal in life or something. :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:11 AM
No, not leaving, just walking back and forth between the computer on the back porch and the microwave in the kitchen. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:12 AM
Yup if we were the same age I'd say we were seperated at birth :eek: :eek:

Ditto on Sparks... but I love him to death for it lol... can't wait to go out and buy ALL his books :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I'm watching the Braves. :D

GO BRAVES! :bounce:

:bounce:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
No, not leaving, just walking back and forth between the computer on the back porch and the microwave in the kitchen. :p

Another freaky twin thing... we make pizza the exact same way ;)

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:14 AM
oh... my.... god! I'm watching Jay Leno and he just took out a book of sexual positions :o

And there's now a Vanilla Coke commercial on tv :bounce: :bounce:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:14 AM
I guess maybe she had to leave BECAUSE she was sick. Because my mom said that guy told RJ that he "god lucky" this week.

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Another freaky twin thing... we make pizza the exact same way ;)

:eek: :p

This pizza is on French bread. Isn't that cool? :drool:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:16 AM
Mmmmm pizza. I wish I had one, I haven't eaten tonight. Well, not enough anyway :angel:

I'm going to go check out the kitchen right now :drool:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I guess maybe she had to leave BECAUSE she was sick. Because my mom said that guy told RJ that he "god lucky" this week.

Simon said that RJ was lucky... I think he just meant cuz he didn't get voted off :p

French bread :lick:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:16 AM
Jay must've been eavesdropping on our porn conversation. :o :p

So....anything interesting? :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Jay must've been eavesdropping on our porn conversation. :o :p

So....anything interesting? :p

Well it was from a topic call the 99 cents store and they found a book called sexual positions for the knee patient: LOL... anyways and at the end it was do not attempt with a knee injury lol... they only showed one on tv and the guy was like bending over backwards and the girl was also in... a.... erm, compromising position :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:20 AM
My pizza's good. :drool:

I eat it funny, though. I scrape off all the cheese and pepperonis and eat the French bread part first. Because I like the cheese and pepperoni better, see? And I leave it 'til last. ;)

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:22 AM
Your porn conversation? :eek:

Why didn't you wait until I got back? :sad:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:23 AM
My sister does the same thing Marl :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:24 AM
Go back a few pages and check it out, Scotty! :D

LMAO, "a compromising position." :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Your porn conversation? :eek:

Why didn't you wait until I got back? :sad:

We can start another one Scott ;) :kiss:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


LMAO, "a compromising position." :p

Well she bending and twisting in ways that even the most flexible people *cough* athletes *cough* wouldn't be able to get into :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:28 AM
Tell your sis she eats pizza like a pro, Angie. ;)

LOL...I bet Kim could get into some positions like that. :o :o :o :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


LOL...I bet Kim could get into some positions like that. :o :o :o :p

*cough* That's what I was thinking *cough* I just didn't come out and say it :o :o :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:32 AM
I feel kind of dizzy because I haven't had enough protein today.

Hmm. I want pizza but we don't have any little ones. I guess I'll fix the big one in a little while. Too lazy right now.

BRB my mom wants to show off her car :rolleyes:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by angele87


*cough* That's what I was thinking *cough* I just didn't come out and say it :o :o :o

Twins again! :angel:

Wuss. :o :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Twins again! :angel:

Wuss. :o :p

I'm not a wuss I just erm, don't... erm, like to think about Lley and Kim that way ;) :angel:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:36 AM
:eek: Bobby Cox (the Brave's manager) just got thrown out of the game!

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:37 AM
Riiiiiiiiight.....and that's why you thought of it first, right? :p

Not to mention the fact that you're the one who wants to see some tongue action between them. :o :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
:eek: Bobby Cox (the Brave's manager) just got thrown out of the game!

:fiery: :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by angele87


:fiery: :p

Pffffffffffff. :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:39 AM
Furcal just bunted for a single. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Riiiiiiiiight.....and that's why you thought of it first, right? :p

Not to mention the fact that you're the one who wants to see some tongue action between them. :o :p

There's a big difference between tongue action and sexual positions although I was thinking of both :o But I'm not the only one *staring at Marly*

Note: I hope Lley or Kim never reads this thread :o lol

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by angele87


There's a big difference between tongue action and sexual positions although I was thinking of both :o But I'm not the only one *staring at Marly*

Note: I hope Lley or Kim never reads this thread :o lol

I only thought about it because you thought about it and posted something insinuating the fact that you were thinking about it. :o *shrinks back from Angele's stare*

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Furcal just bunted for a single. :p

:bounce:

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


I only thought about it because you thought about it and posted something insinuating the fact that you were thinking about it. :o *shrinks back from Angele's stare*


In my defense I was only thinking about it because I saw that thing on Jay Leno... it's not like I've ever thought about it before ;) :angel: And plus we want them to have kids right??? So if they're gonna have kids they have to have sex right?? :p Nothing bad about that :angel:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by angele87


:bounce:

Thanks for the support! :D :p But I don't know what happened, because my dad came in and took the TV. :rolleyes: He won't watch whatever random thing I happen to be watching just to please me, like LG will. :o :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:48 AM
In my defense I was only thinking about it because I saw that thing on Jay Leno... it's not like I've ever thought about it before ;) :angel:

Sure, Angie, sure. :o :p

And plus we want them to have kids right??? So if they're gonna have kids they have to have sex right?? :p Nothing bad about that :angel:

LOL, you've got a point there! :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:50 AM
Wow, 5 hits and the Braves still haven't scored! PFFFF!

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:51 AM
Bobby gets thrown out a lot. He's a good manager... sticks up for his players.

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:52 AM
I'm still always :eek: whenever someone gets thrown out. I don't know why. I'm so naive. :o :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:53 AM
Sure, Angie, sure. :o :p

Ok fine, you win! But I have a smutty mind, it's not my fault!! I was born with it :( :D

LOL, you've got a point there! :p

Of course I do, even if I was just making that point to defend myself :angel: But then again don't think they're planning on having kids now so they must, be, erm... practacing :o :o :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:54 AM
Angele, you sure are horny for your age :eek:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Ok fine, you win! But I have a smutty mind, it's not my fault!! I was born with it :( :D



Of course I do, even if I was just making that point to defend myself :angel: But then again don't think they're planning on having kids now so they must, be, erm... practacing :o :o :o

I agree, you were born with it. But I think my other twin Scott and I have helped you along some too. :o :p

Practicing, is that what it's called nowadays? :p LOL

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Angele, you sure are horny for your age :eek:


And I suppose you were an angel at 15 :p And I'm not horny :mad: just smutty! ;)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 02:57 AM
There's such a huge gap between smutty and horny, too. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 02:58 AM
I agree, you were born with it. But I think my other twin Scott and I have helped you along some too.

yeah, for sure :p Before I met you guys my smutty mind was, um, dormant :angel: Now it's out in full swing :mad:

Practicing, is that what it's called nowadays?

Well for lack of a better word ;) Please enlighten me with you think I should call "it" lol

Scotso
08-08-2002, 02:59 AM
I really never realized much about sex until I was 16 or so lol :o

That's why I'm so bad now, I have to make up for the lost time :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
There's such a huge gap between smutty and horny, too. :p

Pfff there is!!

Horny: frequently getting on with somebody
Smutty: frequently talking about people getting in on :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:00 AM
What can I say? I bring out the inner desires of people. One look at me and all they can think about is sex.

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by angele87


yeah, for sure :p Before I met you guys my smutty mind was, um, dormant :angel: Now it's out in full swing :mad:



Well for lack of a better word ;) Please enlighten me with you think I should call "it" lol

LMAO, "dormant." Right. :p


Erm, how about.....sex?? :p Banging? Screwing? Mad passionate lovemaking? Any of the above. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I really never realized much about sex until I was 16 or so lol :o

That's why I'm so bad now, I have to make up for the lost time :p


*nods* ;)

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
What can I say? I bring out the inner desires of people. One look at me and all they can think about is sex.

Imagine what you'd do to us if you were straight :eek: :o ;)

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


Erm, how about.....sex?? :p Banging? Screwing? Mad passionate lovemaking? Any of the above. :p

Ok so you'd like me to say that Lley and Kim make mad passionate love ;) :angel:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:03 AM
Horny: frequently getting on with somebody
Smutty: frequently talking about people getting in on :o


Thanks for the definition, teach. :p

What can I say? I bring out the inner desires of people. One look at me and all they can think about is sex.

LMAO. You sound like the woman in the porn movie I was talking about earlier. :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:03 AM
I dare not think about such things. The world is not ready for it.

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:04 AM
You and your pornos, Marly :rolleyes:

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:04 AM
Thanks for the definition, teach. :p

No prob!! I was very attentive during Sex Ed ;) :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:05 AM
Imagine what you'd do to us if you were straight

We'd probably spontaneously orgasm everytime he posted. :o ;)

Ok so you'd like me to say that Lley and Kim make mad passionate love

If that's the phrase you'd like to use.....:p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
You and your pornos, Marly :rolleyes:

yes indeed, :rolleyes: at Marly!! French porn is much, much better :cool:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:06 AM
I bet you were.

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:06 AM
Spontaneously orgasm, lol.

You guys are too much ;)

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:07 AM
We'd probably spontaneously orgasm everytime he posted

:eek: :eek: :eek:

If that's the phrase you'd like to use.....:p

I think Glynn and Cherilyn would much rather me say "practice" than "hot passionate love making" :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:07 AM
No prob!! I was very attentive during Sex Ed

I bet! :p

LMAO @ that French porn. That's the funniest thing I've heard since, well, the last funny thing I heard. :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:09 AM
1-0 Braves :D

budgirlbz
08-08-2002, 03:09 AM
ORGASM?????

What did I miss???

:rolleyes: :p :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes: :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


I bet! :p

LMAO @ that French porn. That's the funniest thing I've heard since, well, the last funny thing I heard. :p

You should try and find some on tv... you'd be ROTFLYAO for a little while!! And the things they do :o There's a lot of ppl being strapped to beds or excersise benches :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:11 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Don't play the innocent with me, Angele. I know the truth about you. :p

You guys are too much ;)

Well, we do what we can to boost your, um, ego, Scott. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:12 AM
Don't play the innocent with me, Angele. I know the truth about you.

*gasp* WHO TOLD YOU :eek: :eek:

Hey Anne :wavey: You missed quite a conversation ;) :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:14 AM
*gasp* WHO TOLD YOU :eek: :eek:

No one needed to tell me, I just know these things. I am a doctor, you know. ;)

There's a lot of ppl being strapped to beds or excersise benches

LMAO!! I've never seen a porn with that! But people typically find interesting uses for their furniture. :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
LMAO!! I've never seen a porn with that! But people typically find interesting uses for their furniture. :o

:eek: No furniture on french porn :mad: :o However people handcuffed to beds and strapped (literally strapped) to exercise benches are a regular thing :rolleyes:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:19 AM
Here's DirecTV's description of a porn on right now called "Sinful Obsession." :rolleyes: "Bored with her marriage, a woman joins a bordello, and a client becomes obsessed with her."

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:21 AM
However people handcuffed to beds and strapped (literally strapped) to exercise benches are a regular thing :rolleyes:

That's like--what is it?--S & M or something. :o

I don't think I'll ever let myself be handcuffed or strapped anywhere. I'd be afraid I'd get stuck. :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:23 AM
pizza pizza

:drool:

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Here's DirecTV's description of a porn on right now called "Sinful Obsession." :rolleyes: "Bored with her marriage, a woman joins a bordello, and a client becomes obsessed with her."

If you give me a sec I'll try and find on one my tv ;)

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:23 AM
:bounce: S&M :bounce:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:23 AM
:drool:

I want a soda, but it's late here. Should I or shouldn't I?

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:25 AM
You should remain with us, Marls.


Those stupid TV pornos. They don't even show the male goods!

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


That's like--what is it?--S & M or something. :o

I don't think I'll ever let myself be handcuffed or strapped anywhere. I'd be afraid I'd get stuck. :o

S & M :confused: :confused:

You could always saw off handcuffs Marly... and straps, well those aren't too dangerous :o And who knows, it might be fun :eek: :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:26 AM
Carnal Sin: A sexually inhibited woman takes a mentor in the world of nude photography. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Those stupid TV pornos. They don't even show the male goods!

Yes we discussed this earlier ;) *cough*

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:28 AM
I have a friend who is majorly into S&M/bondage. He has all the weird contraptions and stuff :eek:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by angele87
Yes we discussed this earliery ;) *cough*


I'm glad I'm not the only one outraged by this lack of penis!

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:29 AM
*feeling left out* What's S&M??

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:30 AM
S & M. *shudders* No thank you!

Right, Angie, I'm gonna saw off handcuffs while I'm stuck IN them. :rolleyes: :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:31 AM
Sado-masochism.

It's when people like being... uhm... tortured? It arrouses them. Like having your nipples clamped and your hair pulled.

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt



I'm glad I'm not the only one outraged by this lack of penis!

No definetly not!! Me and Marly ( but especially Marls :p) were pissed at the discrimination!!

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:32 AM
There's definitely an outrageous lack of penis in porn. :o :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:33 AM
I saw a gay porno at a friends house the other day. "Foxhole." A bunch of hot military guys getting it on. No lack of penis there.

I don't think you guys would get much out of it though. Even I didn't really. I like to watch them for the comic relief though.

"Yeah, suck that @!#$"... lmao...

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:34 AM
Sado-masochism.

It's when people like being... uhm... tortured? It arrouses them. Like having your nipples clamped and your hair pulled.


See all the interesting stuff you learn with us, Angele? More examples, like whips and chains and stuff. Ugh.

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Sado-masochism.

It's when people like being... uhm... tortured? It arrouses them. Like having your nipples clamped and your hair pulled.

ouch!! I'm cringing (sp) just thinking about it :o

Marly your husband ( note that I said husband :angel: ) could saw off the handcuffs if you got stuck :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:36 AM
Military guys? LMAO.

Porn is so stupid. All it's good for is to laugh at. I actually feel kind of sorry for the people who use it to get off with. It's so sad. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:38 AM
I don't think you guys would get much out of it though. Even I didn't really. I like to watch them for the comic relief though.

That's pretty much my only reason for watching pornos :p All the stuff we get here is really soft and mostly woman on woman :rolleyes:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:38 AM
Marly your husband ( note that I said husband :angel: ) could saw off the handcuffs if you got stuck :p

Good on you for saying husband! You do pay attention. :angel: :p

Yes, but you're missing the point. I don't WANT to be handcuffed! I'm a very virginal little Methodist girl. I don't know if I'm up for that. :o :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:38 AM
Don't scoff at S&M. I rather like the less extreme parts.

There's nothing more sexy than a nice spanking! :bounce:

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Don't scoff at S&M. I rather like the less extreme parts.

There's nothing more sexy than a nice spanking! :bounce:

I doubt you'd be saying that if you were getting spanked :o Whips and chains, that's nasty :p Handcuffs I can understand , but whips, :fiery:


Yes, but you're missing the point. I don't WANT to be handcuffed! I'm a very virginal little Methodist girl. I don't know if I'm up for that.

You never know, you might like it :o :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:43 AM
Would you give your husband a b/j? :o

:p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:43 AM
There's nothing more sexy than a nice spanking! :bounce:

*cough* I think I'll take your word for that, Scotty. :p

All the stuff we get here is really soft and mostly woman on woman :rolleyes:

Gross. :o LOL, one of the funniest things about porn is the music. Cheesy! :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:44 AM
Handcuffs, Angele? You really took me to heart when I told you to stop playing the innocent. :o :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:44 AM
Wow, this thread has almost as many posts as the other one now!

In only a few weeks :eek:

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Would you give your husband a b/j? :o

:p

Don't know if you were asking me but I'll answer anyway

If he wanted one ;) :kiss:

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Handcuffs, Angele? You really took me to heart when I told you to stop playing the innocent. :o :p

Well be careful what you wish for ;) :kiss:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:46 AM
Would you give your husband a b/j? :o

:p

Never thought about it, actually. You (at least I) kind of need a husband before you start worrying about what you will and won't do. :p

It depends. After we'd already had sex would probably be a little...unsanitary. :o :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:47 AM
I know you would Angele... I was really asking Marly :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:48 AM
I just don't understand your reasoning. You're willing to have something someone pees out of in an orafice of your body, but being handcuffed is out?

:p

hehe. tie me up! tie me up! :bounce:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I just don't understand your reasoning. You're willing to have something someone pees out of in an orafice of your body, but being handcuffed is out?

:p

hehe. tie me up! tie me up! :bounce:

Well when you put it that way...:p

I don't know, being handcuffed just doesn't appeal to me! For one thing, handcuffs HURT, and I'm not a particular fan of pain.

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I know you would Angele... I was really asking Marly :p

Pfff I'm not a slut :mad: I might be smuttier than Marly but I do share her values!! I don't plan on having sex before I'm married either!! :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:51 AM
They don't hurt if you're careful ;)

But I understand.

Just to prepare you though, the first time you have sex is going to be *very* painful, unless you marry someone with a very very small weenie. ;)

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


I don't know, being handcuffed just doesn't appeal to me! For one thing, handcuffs HURT, and I'm not a particular fan of pain.

And how do you know handcuffs hurt?? :o ;)

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:52 AM
Some people are turned on by different things... like people having feet fetishes. What the hell is that? Feet are so nasty.

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:53 AM
Just to prepare you though, the first time you have sex is going to be *very* painful, unless you marry someone with a very very small weenie.

:( thanks for the warning :o :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:55 AM
Don't you watch the cop shows on TV Angele? Whenever someone gets their handcuffs taken off, they rub their wrists. That's because handcuffs HURT. Duh. :p

Yes, I realize the first time I have sex will be painful. I'm not that naive. :p

Having kids will be painful too, but it's something I want to do, so it's not gonna stop me. The same principle applies to sex :o just not handcuffs. ;)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:56 AM
So Scott, why are you so interested in whether or not I'll give my future husband a blow job? I assure you, if I do, I'll be a pro. ;)

Angele
08-08-2002, 03:57 AM
Well I've never had sex, kids or handcuffs but I *think* handcuffs would be the least painful of the three... and kids being pure torture!! However I don't think everybody is in pain when they first have sex... I remember reading somewhere that it depends on certain things... can't remember what though :confused:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 03:58 AM
Just curious. I wanted to know if you're one of those "missionary style only" people. If you are, that's fine. Your husband might not like it though :p

hehe.

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 03:59 AM
Well, it probably hurts less for some than others. It probably has to do with how tight your vaginal muscles are and stuff. For instance, girls who've been very athletic tend to be looser, and their hymen has already been broken by the exercise, so it hurts less. Good for me. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Well, it probably hurts less for some than others. It probably has to do with how tight your vaginal muscles are and stuff. For instance, girls who've been very athletic tend to be looser, and their hymen has already been broken by the exercise, so it hurts less. Good for me. :p

Aha, good for me too :cool: Also I think I read that using tampon would have the same effect on loosening the vaginal muscles as sports :)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:01 AM
Pff, missionary style only. :rolleyes: How boring! :p

I don't care what my husband thinks, either. It's a lot easier for guys to orgasm during sex, so he's gonna worry about helping me come, not the other way around. :o ;)

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:04 AM
I don't know what I was thinking
'Til I was thinking of you
I don't remember a thing before I opened my eyes
And you came into view
I don't know what I was doing
When there was nothing to do
Must've been waiting for someone, baby
Now I can see...I was waiting for you

Chorus:
I'd give up my sight just to see you
I'd beg, I would borrow and steal
I'd cut off my hands just to touch you
And tear out my heart so you'd know how I feel
There's nowhere that I wouldn't follow
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
'Cause I wouldn't wanna be me
If I didn't have you

Driving myself to distraction
Until you got in my way
I was just whistling Dixie 'til you struck up the band
And they started to play
I don't know how I was living
Until you came in my life
I always knew there was something wrong
Then you came along
Baby, you made it right

Chorus

I was alone in the silence
'Til I was hearing your voice
I couldn't see my way clear until you parted the clouds
And you gave me a choice
I couldn't pick up the pieces
'Til I was falling apart
I didn't know I was bleeding
'Til your love fixed this hole, baby, here in my heart

I'd give up my sight just to see you
I'd beg, I would borrow and steal
I'd cut off my hands just to touch you
And tear out my heart so you'd know how I feel
There's nowhere that I wouldn't follow
There's no place that I'd rather be
This life without you would be hollow
This love is a gift, and you gave it to me
All that I am, you have made me
And baby, I know that it's true
I'd give it all up in a heartbeat
Just to spend every moment with you
There's no place that I wouldn't follow
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
'Cause I wouldn't wanna be me
If I didn't have you

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I don't care what my husband thinks, either. It's a lot easier for guys to orgasm during sex, so he's gonna worry about helping me come, not the other way around. :o ;)

:eek: wow, girl! you're surprising me.

feisty. I like it ;)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:05 AM
Never heard of that one, Scotty.

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Pff, missionary style only. :rolleyes: How boring! :p

I don't care what my husband thinks, either. It's a lot easier for guys to orgasm during sex, so he's gonna worry about helping me come, not the other way around. :o ;)

Well you're certainly not looking very innocent at the momemt :eek: :eek: :eek: :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:07 AM
I'm full of surprises. ;)

And yes, I would give my husband a blow job. So there. :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:08 AM
Whatever Angele. You're one to talk! :o :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Never heard of that one, Scotty.

"If I Didn't Have You" by Amanda Marshall

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I'm full of surprises. ;)

And yes, I would give my husband a blow job. So there. :p

I suspect that declaration will make Scott very happy ;) :o

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Whatever Angele. You're one to talk! :o :p

Well I'm not the one talking about giving my future husband a blow job :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt


"If I Didn't Have You" by Amanda Marshall

Thanks. Still don't know who she is. :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:11 AM
Why would it make me happy? lol.

I don't care if she blows her husband or not :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:11 AM
LIAR, Angele, you said just a page or two ago that you would! So there. :p

And why would that declaration make Scott happy? I sincerely doubt we'll be getting married to each other. :o :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Why would it make me happy? lol.



Just a feeling ;)

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by angele87


Just a feeling ;)

You are so grasping at straws. :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
LIAR, Angele, you said just a page or two ago that you would! So there. :p


You win, AGAIN :fiery: :mad: :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:14 AM
Angele is being mean to us Marly. I think we should ignore her for 30 seconds.

That will teach her.

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly


You are so grasping at straws. :p

You're right, I'm tired lol... I think I need to go to bed soon! :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:15 AM
LOL, of course I win! I always win. I'm a doctor. :p

*officially ignoring you for 30 seconds*

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Angele is being mean to us Marly. I think we should ignore her for 30 seconds.

That will teach her.

:sad: :sad:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:17 AM
awwww okay Angele I forgive you :kiss:

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:18 AM
*hugs Scott* Thank you!! :kiss: I've learned my lesson!! I'll never ever be mean again !

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
awwww okay Angele I forgive you :kiss:

Pff, such a softie. :rolleyes:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:19 AM
Angele misbehaves. She needs tough love. Where are those handcuffs? :p

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:20 AM
I can't help being soft. I'm nice. Unlike some people *points at Marly* :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Angele misbehaves. She needs tough love. Where are those handcuffs? :p

Pfff I was the one who said handcuffs might be fun :cool:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:21 AM
Pffff. *points back at Scott, using her middle finger* :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:22 AM
Well then, we'll handcuff you and....you can have fun by yourself, since you're not married. :o :p

Angele
08-08-2002, 04:23 AM
Ok I'm off to bed! Goodnight y'all and don't have too much fun without me ;)

:wavey:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:23 AM
:o

WELL I NEVER!

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:23 AM
sweet dreams Angele :kiss:

see you after Lleyt kicks ass tomorrow :bounce:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:24 AM
:wavey: Bye Angie! :kiss:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:25 AM
LMAO Scott.

I'm sowwy. :angel:

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:28 AM
:kiss: Marls

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:36 AM
:kiss: Scotty

Static
08-08-2002, 04:38 AM
:wavey:
Does anyone want to have a dark discussion with me?

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:40 AM
:kiss: Ana :)

A dark discussion? :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:42 AM
:wavey:

What kind of dark discussion? We've already covered S&M this evening. :p

Static
08-08-2002, 04:43 AM
Hmmm I really don't know just something sad, like brainstorming, writing randome things or something.

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:45 AM
Sad?

I don't do sad :fiery:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:46 AM
Sad is for emotional weenies. :fiery:

Like me. :p But not now. :fiery:

Static
08-08-2002, 04:46 AM
O Scotty your such an optimist, close your eyes for a bit then :p

Static
08-08-2002, 04:47 AM
Alright I'll be sad by myself :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:47 AM
*bounces Ana on his knee*

so what's up? :p

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:48 AM
Don't be sad, Ana, think of my mom! :p

Static
08-08-2002, 04:49 AM
Main tour events are boring me now. I 'm liking challangers and futures and satellites more now, I don't know why :o

Scotso
08-08-2002, 04:50 AM
Actually I'm really tired for some reason. Was an odd day.

I'm gonna go to sleep. Hope you feel better Ana babe :kiss:

See y'all later :wavey:

:kiss: Marls

Static
08-08-2002, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Don't be sad, Ana, think of my mom! :p

...I can picture her with a big sign saying "LOSER!"...?

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:50 AM
That's because you're weird. :o :p ;)

Static
08-08-2002, 04:51 AM
Bye Scotty :wavey:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:51 AM
NO, MY MOM DOES NOT THINK YOU'RE A LOSER.

Jeez Louise, girl!

:wavey: G'night Scotty. :kiss:

Static
08-08-2002, 04:53 AM
lol thnx Marls :p No but I 'm just getting tiered of this whole commercial tennis, I like to watch not so famous people play :o

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:54 AM
:kiss: Ana. Buck up! :D

I know what you mean about commerical tennis. But it only applies to RodPrick, not Lleyton. ;)

Static
08-08-2002, 04:55 AM
I guess I really shouldn't have gone to the qualies :o It's all their fault! They gave me the sweet taste of this whole thing, players going to each others matches without being afraid of mobs of teenage girls? That makes them look real... I don't know what I'm ranting about, I guess I'm just in a mood for blues.

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:56 AM
Listen to some bubble-gum pop to cheer yourself up. ;) :p

Or go back a few pages and read about what Scott, Angele and I think about sex. :p

Static
08-08-2002, 04:56 AM
It's not that, I mean I can mute Pat and Cliff if they get too annoying, but I don't know... it's a weird feeling :o

Static
08-08-2002, 04:58 AM
You and your sex :o For that purpose I need Marco :kiss:

Murkofan
08-08-2002, 04:59 AM
The doctor doesn't have a solution for this one, I'm afraid. :o

I hate to leave you when you've got the blues, but I have to go to bed. I've got school stuff to take care of early tomorrow morning.

:wavey: Night Ana! Keep a stiff upper lip. ;) :kiss:

Static
08-08-2002, 05:00 AM
:wavey: Bye marls, I'll just listen to Skunk Anansie... they will cheer me up :o

Static
08-08-2002, 05:49 AM
Wow lleyton's first year pro back in 1998, he ended the year ranked 100 :eek: Already!

Goonergal
08-08-2002, 09:40 AM
Hannah.......:eek: :o

Dokic 'to become British'
By Mark Hodgkinson (Filed: 08/08/2002)


Jelena Dokic, the world No 5 women's tennis player, is planning to move to London and apply for British citizenship, according to her volatile father, Damir.

Belgrade planning authorities have rejected an application for a vast family mansion and tennis centre and Damir claims that only by switching to London will his daughter's talents be fully appreciated.

He told a Begrade radio station said: "She can't get the right location to build her mansion and the tennis centre she wants, so we have decided to move to England. I'm fed up with all this mess and therefore I'm going to write Jelena off as a Belgrade citizen. I want her to become a UK citizen."

Jelena, 19, emigrated to Australia from Serbia with her family in 1994 but returned to Europe after her father fell out with the Australian press and public.

Were Dokic, who reached the Wimbledon semi-finals two years ago, to be granted a British passport, she would have to wait a further 32 months before competing under the British flag.

Jelena has been quoted in Belgrade as saying that she is excited about moving to London, but a spokesman for the LTA said they had no knowledge of the Dokic plans.

Damir was ejected from Wimbledon in 2000 after stamping on a journalist's telephone and then banned from the US Open for an outburst over the price of salmon in a restaurant.

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Britain beckons for Dokic

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Jelena Dokic is planning another defection - and this time the talented teenager is looking in the direction of the United Kingdom.
According to her father, the world number five is contemplating a move to London so she can seek British citizenship.

"I'm fed up with all this mess and therefore I'm going to write Jelena off as a Belgrade citizen. I want her to become a UK citizen," he told a Belgrade radio station.

However, Damir's memories of Great Britain are not all happy ones, although his daughter did reach the Wimbledon semi-finals in 2000.

The former boxer first gained notoriety in 1999 when he was cited for drunk and disorderly conduct after an incident in Birmingham.

The father-of-two lay down in the middle of the road after being thrown out of a tournament for being verbally abusive.

The following year, he was ejected from Wimbledon after a drunken rage in which he smashed a broadcaster's mobile phone to the ground.

Jelena, 19, was born in Belgrade but moved to Australia when she was 11 and made her Fed Cup debut for her adopted country in 1999.


Damir Dokic was ejected from Wimbledon in 2000


However, the Dokic family's increasingly volatile relationship with the Australian media reached a head at the Australian Open in 2001.

Both Jelena and her father claimed the draw had been rigged against her after she was paired with Lindsay Davenport in the first round and she made a last-minute decision to play the event under the Yugoslavian flag.

She has never played Fed Cup for Yugoslavia and should she be granted a British passport, the former Wimbledon semi-finalist would have to wait 32 months before being allowed to compete for her new country.

:rolleyes: :o

ikke
08-08-2002, 09:41 AM
Hy all :wavey:

ikke
08-08-2002, 09:56 AM
pff @ RT, she is sooo weird

fcap
08-08-2002, 09:59 AM
Hey Julie!!

ikke
08-08-2002, 10:01 AM
Hy keta
how are, did you hit your friend already?

fcap
08-08-2002, 10:01 AM
Has any one talked or heard from Marie since sunday?? :confused: I miss her!! :sad: LOL

ikke
08-08-2002, 10:02 AM
Nope, sorry Keta

fcap
08-08-2002, 10:03 AM
Um No Julie i didnt hit my friend !!1 Im still kinda pissed at her but she was sick today so i didnt wanna be a bicth coz dats abit to mean!! But the girl who todl her shit about me i went off at her and now everyone thinks she is a double crossing bitch so thats ok!! LOL :p :p
How are ya julie??

ikke
08-08-2002, 10:04 AM
I'm ok!
Thanks, and you?
Well done btw

ikke
08-08-2002, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by keta
i didnt wanna be a bicth


I suppose that's the first time:D

fcap
08-08-2002, 10:07 AM
Thankz yeh I had a good day today!! Lots of funny stuff happened and yeha just baisically good stuff!!
And thankz!! The girl thats a double crossing little botch was new this year except she went to my primary school but oculdnt get into out school untill now and i was nice to her and everything and then she goes and says shit about people to me nothing annoys me more!!
And the only other ba dhing that happened todya was a girl went hoem with my photos and i want them !! :sad: