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The "Still Angry! Still Love Potatos! Still love the Lleyki Double!" Thread


KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:37 PM
LA, but I can't get my post on... I always get kicked off again...

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:38 PM
Virgil, it's about the CClounge.

Virgil
08-03-2002, 10:39 PM
What about it? I haven't been able to get on WTA World all day.

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:40 PM
someone said wiliamses were beasts, don't recall the other word

Angele
08-03-2002, 10:42 PM
I can't get onto wtaworld either, how surprising :rolleyes:

They really need to do something about their server(s) cuz it doesn't make sense that nobody can get on lately :mad:

Virgil
08-03-2002, 10:43 PM
And I take it you're upset. I understand, because there are some fans who will hate a player because one of their fans said something negative about someone they like.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:43 PM
:wavey: Hi! I think I saw it someone said beat that Venus bitch or summin I think. Just finished watching Anna vs Jelly. So frustrating that Anna didn't win but I'm proud of her effort :D Pffft @ Jelly for winning hope she gets spanked in the final ;) But she has a good taste in men her B/f Enrique Bernoldi is nice!

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:44 PM
It's frustrating. For me even more, as I am a mod...

I did managed to get in now, but couldn't post but one thing.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:44 PM
Also pfft @ Jelly 4 bageling Anna :fiery:

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:44 PM
Rankings Thief :fiery:

Angele
08-03-2002, 10:45 PM
Hi Cilla :wavey: I agree btw, hope Jelena gets spanked even if it's Venus that has to do it!

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:46 PM
I sooo hope Lindsay would be the spanker LOL.

Angele
08-03-2002, 10:46 PM
I'm off to watch Andy :lick: I'll hopefully talk to somebody when I get home from baby-sitting and if not tonight then definetly tomorrow because i have the day OFF :D

:wavey:

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:47 PM
Bye Angele!

Virgil
08-03-2002, 10:49 PM
'Rankings Thief' I like that. Hi, by the way. So Cilla is Lleyton's Chick. Sorry, I'm still learning all you guys. Btw, I actually like the Williams.

Virgil
08-03-2002, 10:51 PM
Bye Angele. Enjoy babysitting.

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:52 PM
I don't like them, although I prefer Venus over Serena.

But that's no reason for me to allow people posting strong terms in a player forum. Especially when there are quite a number of williams fans out there, style posters in general messages.

Don't want them to start a war.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:53 PM
:wavey: Angele! Hey Virgil, yes I'm Lleyton's Chick lol! :o I just wrote this poem about A-Overated! :p

There was a young guy called Andy
Who beat a guy named Nalbandy
He thinks he's a stud
But he's really a dud
And he calls a timeout when it's handy

:p

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:54 PM
In this thread we also post quite strong opinions, call players names, but this is rather a small group of people who are talking to each other in here. And most of the times it's rather making fun of things, nothing else.

Mazza
08-03-2002, 10:55 PM
:wavey: Im way behind so im not going to bother reading everything lol :o

Oooooh Tommy and Anna! :sad: :sad: :sad:

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:55 PM
I used to hate both but now I just hate Serena aka ONB ;) lol! Venus I don't mind. Noway you can diss a william in Gm they will get you banned :rolleyes:

Mazza
08-03-2002, 10:55 PM
As much as you are dissing Andy in that poem.... it's rather funny! :o :p

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by KaseyL
In this thread we also post quite strong opinions, call players names, but this is rather a small group of people who are talking to each other in here. And most of the times it's rather making fun of things, nothing else.

Yeah ppl here realise it's just fun :o
Ellooooo Mazza! :wavey: Yep Tommy Choked :sad:

Virgil
08-03-2002, 10:57 PM
Nice poem Cilla. Take a bow. We're lucky though Angele is gone. She might take offense on his behalf.

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:57 PM
LOL Cilla!

how about adding this?
don't know what you think of it:

and he thinks he's fancy!
I think he is just a nancy boy
who should need another toy.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
As much as you are dissing Andy in that poem.... it's rather funny! :o :p

Hehehehehehe........:p

Mazza
08-03-2002, 10:58 PM
Ooooh my poor Tommy! :sad: agrahhhhh!! Im having such a dud day today! :o But you'll be pleased with me! I didn't drink this evening.......... much! :p

People on this board, like Cilla said are able to take a joke but on WTAworld they all take it personally and seriously and it's like "chill! calm down!"

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 10:59 PM
Hi Marie!

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 10:59 PM
Lol Ingrid! This is fun. we should all come up with Limericks about players!

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Lol Ingrid! This is fun. we should all come up with Limericks about players!
Oh God! He comes one about Boggo! :o :p

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:00 PM
Hi guys.

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
Ooooh my poor Tommy! :sad: agrahhhhh!! Im having such a dud day today! :o But you'll be pleased with me! I didn't drink this evening.......... much! :p

People on this board, like Cilla said are able to take a joke but on WTAworld they all take it personally and seriously and it's like "chill! calm down!"

Yep Marie! that's why I don't want to have anything of the sort in the cclounge, as you don't know where it might end on wta.

Virgil
08-03-2002, 11:00 PM
Serena is awfully competitive. Even my mom and sister who loved them both in the beginning, have gotten a bit cold towards her. Don't encourage her Kasey(just kidding).

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:01 PM
:wavey: Scotty! Hows Chris ;)

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:02 PM
There once was a gorilla named Pete
Who struggled to take the heat
His chest is so hairy
Good God it's so scary
Coz that's the gorilla named Pete :o

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:03 PM
:wavey: Scotty!

mwah! :kiss:

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:03 PM
Hi Scott!

We are getting in poetry LOL

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic

Oh God! He comes one about Boggo! :o :p

That's funy Mazz coz b4 u mentioned it Boggo didn't even enter my head!

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:04 PM
Cilla, wow, that's good too!

Virgil
08-03-2002, 11:05 PM
Nice one Cilla. Anything dissing Pete is good.

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:05 PM
Chris is okay. That's where I came from just now.

All the kissing irritated my lips and now I'm getting cold sores :fiery:

I hate them, I am cursed :mad:

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick


That's funy Mazz coz b4 u mentioned it Boggo didn't even enter my head!
LOL! I was expecting you to come up with something toilet cleaner related! :o :p

LMAO@The one about Pete! :p

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:06 PM
There was once a rankings thief called Jelly
Who's feet seemed rather smelly
She grunts with a sneeze
Or is that a wheeze
Who cares for the rankings thief Jelly!

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:07 PM
olala, scott... you need lipbalm ;)

Hope you had a great time.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Chris is okay. That's where I came from just now.

All the kissing irritated my lips and now I'm getting cold sores :fiery:

I hate them, I am cursed :mad:

Sorry but LMAO! Cold Sores :p That's what too much sucking face does to ya!:o :p

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:08 PM
Aww! Poor Scotty! :sad: Just put some cold sore cream or something on them and they'll be gone! :) At least you get to snog your man!

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:08 PM
Lipbalm-lol!

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
There was once a rankings thief called Jelly
Who's feet seemed rather smelly
She grunts with a sneeze
Or is that a wheeze
Who cares for the rankings thief Jelly!

good one ;)

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:10 PM
Cilla, you're on a roll!

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:10 PM
Lol! Help me out Guyz!!!!

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:11 PM
LMAO@Jelly! :p :p Oh keep these comming!!

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:12 PM
which player next?

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:13 PM
ermmmm......... Alex Bogdanovic! *cough* :p

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:13 PM
There once was a chick called Serena
Who said to me had I seen her
I said Yes i saw you lose
But you obscured my nice view
With your oversized novelty boobs!

:p

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:14 PM
There once was a cow called Monica
who was trying to play the harmonica
but then it fell on the chair
got tangled in her ass hair
and then she farted a tone, oh dear Monica

Virgil
08-03-2002, 11:16 PM
Okay I've lost track of everyone who just came on. Anyway hi to everyone. I have to go get ready to go out. So bye. Btw, if anyone's interested, they're on serve in Roddick's match. Bye you guys. Sorry for not saying so yesterday, I was so tired, I literally fell asleep at the computer. My mom logged off. Bye. Have fun you guys. Scotty, I would say lay off all that kissing, but come on, making out is too much fun. I'll just say have better mouth protection next time. BYE.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:16 PM
LMAO Scotty! :p

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:17 PM
:wavey: V!

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:18 PM
There was once a rat called Henboy
Who was Sue barker's toy boy
He plays like shit
He can bearly hit
No Wimbly glory for him oh joy!

Yeah that was shit! :o

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:19 PM
There once was a gal named Cappy
Who asked Matt, "Am I a fatty"
He said of course not Jenn
You're big boned like men
So Cappy gave him a slappy!

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:19 PM
Cyas Virgil! :wavey:

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:20 PM
Bye Virgil :wavey:

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:22 PM
I'm really sleepy.

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Ms Bogdanovic
There was once a rat called Henboy
Who was Sue barker's toy boy
He plays like shit
He can bearly hit
No Wimbly glory for him oh joy!

Yeah that was shit! :o
Oooooooohhh Henboy ones!

There once was a prick called Henboy
Who is the botox queen's sex toy
He wore his blue shorts
And said Lleyton I'm yours
Lleyton said Fuck off you manky toothed Henboy

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:23 PM
Bye Virgil!

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:24 PM
LOL, especially @ Barker and henboy

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I'm really sleepy.

Have some Vanilla Coke to pep you up!

*bounces Scott on her knee*
*Sprains Knee afterwards :o*

:p

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:25 PM
There once was a minger called Henboy
who's nights were filled with such joy
he'd wank on his cock
while sniffing a man's sock
oh what a poor poor soul is Henboy

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:26 PM
Are you callin' me fat? :p

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Are you callin' me fat? :p

Nooooooooo......Just big boned like Cappy!:o :p

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:27 PM
Oh okay. :p

:rolleyes:

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:28 PM
Neways I'm going! Cyas Later! Keep them comming! They are great! :D :D

:wavey:

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:29 PM
:wavey: Mazza!

Scott.......:kiss:

Scotso
08-03-2002, 11:29 PM
I think I'll go too. I need a nap or something I'm so tired.

See ya cuties :kiss:

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:32 PM
There one was a guy named guga
Who's grunt was like hehehaawooga
That I can't fathom
Was it just a spasm
oh wait it was an oragasm

:o

Mazza
08-03-2002, 11:32 PM
There was once a stud called Boggy
Who liked to play tennis when it was foggy
he was hung like a donkey
and didn't mind a wankey
But his cum was crystal clear and not soggy!

:o :o :o :p :p :p

:wavey: ;)

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:34 PM
Bye Scott!
pfffft @ Mazza!Hung like a donkey...and then you woke up and realised it was more like a chipolata! :o :p

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:37 PM
http://www.campbellbrothers.co.uk/Pictures/venisonchipolatas.jpg

Chipolatas :o

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:39 PM
LOL Henman is popular!


how about:

There is a player called Tim
Only Sue Barker really fancies him
he is gonna win wimbly one day
at least that's what they all say
Lleyton didn't agree this year
and Tim was left with a tear
He vowed to loose no more
like he used to do before
But the fiery Aussie will get Tim
and will score yet another win.

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:44 PM
Bye Marie and Scott!

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:58 PM
Man I left for one minute and couldn't get back in the site!:eek:

There is a player called Tim
Only Sue Barker really fancies him
he is gonna win wimbly one day
at least that's what they all say
Lleyton didn't agree this year
and Tim was left with a tear
He vowed to loose no more
like he used to do before
But the fiery Aussie will get Tim
and will score yet another win.

Thumbs up Ingrid!






:D

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:58 PM
Well, am off too! :wavey:

Goonergal
08-03-2002, 11:58 PM
Ok nite nite Ingrid! :wavey:

KaseyL
08-03-2002, 11:59 PM
Bye Cilla!


ATP was just totally impossible, pfff.
As frustrating as trying to enter Wta...

KaseyL
08-04-2002, 12:00 AM
Now I am really off! :wavey:

Goonergal
08-04-2002, 12:00 AM
The was a minger named Tim
Who's voice was as dull as him
He played Lil Lleyton
But he just couldn't take him
So Lil Lleyton served a triple-bagel to him

;)

Goonergal
08-04-2002, 12:13 AM
Pffffft Roddick Won :fiery: :rolleyes: :fiery:

There once was a minger named A-Rod
Who thought that he was a sex god :rolleyes:
I said Andy you ming
And I started to sing
Jim Courier thinks you're pretty hot
And to this Andy cried
and A-Rod mania totally died
I rubbed my hands with glee
I started to flee and said
A job well done just dandy

:p

Goonergal
08-04-2002, 12:45 AM
Well I'm going to bed-I'll expect more Limericks when I get up. Preferably disparaging ones regarding RodPrick and Henminger :D

Nite :wavey:

Scotso
08-04-2002, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
http://www.campbellbrothers.co.uk/Pictures/venisonchipolatas.jpg

Chipolatas :o

Chimp intestines? huh?

Scotso
08-04-2002, 01:06 AM
Guys are such slutty pig fucking bastards! :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Static
08-04-2002, 04:15 AM
What's wrong Scotty?

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:17 AM
Nothing ;)

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:18 AM
How are you babe?

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:18 AM
.... I'm bored as hell.

Static
08-04-2002, 04:19 AM
I'm good I guess

men troubles?

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:19 AM
:wavey:

Goldmember was hilarious! It had very little plot, of course, and most of the jokes were based on bodily functions and sex, but it was hilarious. The Netherlands get made fun of :p and one of the biggest "plot" twists happens in Belgium! :D

Great limericks, y'all. I particularly enjoyed the ones about Jelly and The Predator Part Deux/Oversized Novelty Boobs, Cills. ;)

Did anyone see the The Pred One/Davenport SF? I watched it, and oh my Lord, what a rout! :rolleyes: Pred One won 6-2 6-1. Lindsay never had a chance. The match between Kim and The Pred One is definitely going to have been the match of the tournament by the time everything is said and done.

The more I watch, the more convinced I am that Kim is the only one who has a realistic chance of stopping one or both of The Preds on a hard court. Seles beat The Pred One at the OZ Open, but (and believe me, I hate sticking up for a Pred :o ) she was hurt. (There's also the fact that neither Pred has been real big on playing warm-ups before OZ, which hurts them. Look at what they'd done previous years before the French, and what they did last year, and what happened when they actually played on clay. I expect that once they decide they really want to win OZ, they will. But I digress) Ezel on clay, sure. That's Ezel's best surface IMO, and still The Preds' worst.

But on hard courts? It's Kim all the way. She's got the strength, speed, movement, and shot-making ability to play with them. Seles and Davenport aren't quick/agile enough; Ezel and the Swiss Miss aren't strong enough; Jenny Cap seems to have developed an Ezel-like choke factor when faced with a Pred; and not to be all sour grapes, but Jelly just ain't good enough. :o :p

Anyway. To sum it up, Kim's our best--and probably only--hope of avoiding another all-Pred final. We all better hope and pray she's feeling up to snuff when she faces one of the in the Open, and that she brings her A game to the court. Kim is definitely where it's at.

Erm, Scott. Trouble in paradise, sweetheart?

Static
08-04-2002, 04:20 AM
Yeah pretty bored too :o Murp! let's write poetry about Lleyton lol... or Kim for that matter ;)

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:21 AM
No, that was just an observation, lol.

Static
08-04-2002, 04:22 AM
LoL @ Marly, I'll ignore your JuJu remarks, however... Kim can always ask Lleyton to help... I wonder what it would be like Lleyton vs Serena :D :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:22 AM
Can't keep me down
Can't keep me down, down
Can't keep me down
I said you can't keep me down
You know you can't keep me down
I said you can't keep me down

Hey, hey, man! What's your problem?
I see you tryin' to hurt me bad
Don't know what you're up against
Maybe you should reconsider
Come up with another plan
Cuz you know I'm not that kinda girl
That'll lay there and let you come first

You can push me out the window
I'll just get back up
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck
And I won't give a fuck
You can hang me like a slave
I'll go underground
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler but
You can't keep me down, down, down, down

Can't keep me down, down
Can't keep me down, down, down
Can't keep me down, down

Hey, hey, girl! Are you ready for today?
You got your shield and sword?
Cuz its time to play the games
You are beautiful
Even though your not for sure
Don't let him pull you by the scar
You're gonna get your feelings hurt

You can push me out the window
I'll just get back up
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck
And I won't give a fuck
You can hang me like a slave
I'll go underground
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler but
You can't keep me down, down, down, down

You can push me out the window
I'll just get back up
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck
And I won't give a fuck
You can hang me like a slave
I'll go underground
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler but
You can't keep me down, down, down, down

Everywhere that I go
There's someone waitin' to chain me
Everything that I say
There's someone tryin' to short-change me
I am only this way
Because of what you have made me
And I'm not gonna break!

You can push me out the window
I'll just get back up
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck
And I won't give a fuck
You can hang me like a slave
I'll go underground
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler but
You can't keep me down, down, down, down

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:22 AM
*bounces Marly and Ana on his knees* :D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:23 AM
Pff, whatever. If Kim asked Lleyton to help, he'd probably start bitching about Jason being HIS coach like he did at Rosmalen. :rolleyes: :p

Static
08-04-2002, 04:24 AM
Scotty *hugs* :kiss:

Anyways whats up y'all (:p @ Marly)

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:24 AM
:bounce: Justine :bounce:

fcap
08-04-2002, 04:25 AM
:wavey: I had the weirdest night!! Ill tell ya more about that later though!!
Um the yellow building in the pics of Cott i posted is the indiana teahouse and the north cott surf live saving club. It dosnet look oout of place in real life it looks quit nice actually.

I think yall made a mistake the Crows havent played yet htis weekend there playing sydney today. North Melbourne played geelong ( the cats ) and won bye 60!! :sad: And if you go for a team youve gotta either go for the hawks coz shane crawfor plays for them and hes is sooooooo goooood!! Or freo coz they have lots of good guys!!! And of course port and the crows coz of llety!!

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:25 AM
Nothing much here. I had an okay time today with Chris but then I got sick and now I have cold sores and no one will talk to me for some reason and I can't get in touch with Chris and I'm in a bit of pain and I'm sort of annoyed and stuff but I'll live I guess. :p

*breathes*

Static
08-04-2002, 04:25 AM
Marly should become a strictly Kim fan, because I 'm afraid she'll soon kill Lleyton if she'll hear him say anything that will defy Kim's will :o :p ;)

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:25 AM
Seriously though, the Davenport/Pred One SF was just AWFUL. Lindsay broke The Pred One in her first service game of the first set for a 2-0 lead, but then proceeded to lose the next 6 games of the set. Then she only managed to hold serve once in the next set. It was a total whitewash by The Pred One. 'Twas not pretty AT ALL.

Static
08-04-2002, 04:27 AM
O keta I wish I cheered more for the Hawks, but I picked the losers... and I'll stick with them... GO TIGERS *cries in pain :sad:* ... *sigh* Atleast I'll always have Collingwood and Crows :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:27 AM
I don't know why all these players minus a few sometimes choke against the Preds. It isn't as if they're all that intimidating :mad:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:27 AM
:wavey: Heya Kets!

You're becoming so proficient using "y'all" Ana, I'm impressed. :p

Nah, I wouldn't kill Lleyton. That would be defying Kim's will too, and then what would be the point? :o :p

Static
08-04-2002, 04:28 AM
Poor Linds :sad:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:29 AM
Erm, big, tall, strong, fast mean-looking, loud-grunting black girls? Sounds pretty damn intimidating to me! :o :o :o

Static
08-04-2002, 04:29 AM
LoL Marly, if Kim ever starts hating Lleyton... erm... don't kill him... just ship him to me :D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:30 AM
If Kim ever starts hating Lleyton, I'll just strap him to a bucking bull. :o :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:30 AM
I could never be scared of anything that looks that silly.

I mean... it's like the blob. Oh no, run from the big pile of goo?

Static
08-04-2002, 04:31 AM
:o Don't harm Lleylley he is so fiesty and angry at the world ! He should start a metal band once he is done with tennis !!! :D he did play the guitar as a kid... I think... I read it somewhere :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:32 AM
A huge blob of muscle that screams and grunts and looks like it wants to eat you. :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:32 AM
I'm bored. Maybe I should look for Tommy R pics :hearts: :bounce:

Static
08-04-2002, 04:32 AM
I'm not scared of Venus, every time she plays I want to sing the Venus song!!! :D *sings* I'm your Venus I'm your fire your desire!

Static
08-04-2002, 04:33 AM
Tommy R :drool: :hearts:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:33 AM
I'll only harm Lleyton if he harms Kim. For sure, then it's the bull. :p

What's up with Tommy R? Haven't heard much about him lately. Has he been playing?

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:33 AM
blame canada... blame canada...

lalalala

Static
08-04-2002, 04:34 AM
:p He lost in Canada.... and I didn't get to see him play either *cries* :sad:

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:34 AM
He plays but loses :rolleyes:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:34 AM
Ugh. How Venus could be anyone's desire is utterly beyond me. :rolleyes: But you know what's even worse? Serena! Those Oversized Novelty Boobs. :rolleyes: Bleech.

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:35 AM
And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playin really blew my mind
It was love at first sight

Static
08-04-2002, 04:36 AM
Marly you are just jelous *snaps fingers and hand in your face Andy Roddick style * :p O come on I'm only upset at the fact that in grandslams I know which 2 will be in the final... If it was someone else against one of them in the final I dont' think I'd mind as much :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:37 AM
Oh Scott, I think I know why you don't have Big Red in Virginia. It's made in Houston, which pretty muchly means it's only distributed in Texas, and maybe like Louisiana.

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:37 AM
bleh @ love.

Static
08-04-2002, 04:37 AM
Btw, where did Keta go?
MURP!

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Static
*snaps fingers and hand in your face Andy Roddick style *

roflmao!

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:38 AM
I'm definitely not jealous of Part Deux' Oversized Novelty Boobs! I mean, come on. How does the girl see over her chest? :o :p

Andy Roddick=Majorly Vomit Inducing

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Oh Scott, I think I know why you don't have Big Red in Virginia. It's made in Houston, which pretty muchly means it's only distributed in Texas, and maybe like Louisiana.

Well maybe I'll look for it on the web and special order myself some? :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:39 AM
bleh @ Scott :p

Static
08-04-2002, 04:40 AM
Poor Jiri :sad:

My dad said that Andy's face looks skinnier this year? :o He actually likes him ...because he runs around for every point... yet he doesn't like my potato :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:40 AM
Pff, go ahead and try! I had a helluva time coming up with a picture to post. It was harder to find Big Red than it was to find something about my town. :o There were lots of recipes for Big Red cake, though. :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:41 AM
I try not to look at Roddick's face. He's such an ass. If he wins Toronto I'm going to scream.

Static
08-04-2002, 04:42 AM
If he wins Toronto... erm I'm moving out :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:42 AM
There once was an ugly shemale named Andy
his minging little face was quite randy
he's oh so queer
if he were here
i'd find bashing his head in quite handy

Static
08-04-2002, 04:43 AM
lol Scott :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:45 AM
*bows*

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:46 AM
There once was an ass named Andy
Who was more full of crap than dandy.
He's a minger in fact
A true Drama Queen at that
I'd like to kill him, the pansy.

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:46 AM
lmao

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:46 AM
*applauds Scott*

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:48 AM
There once was a hottie named Lleyt
whom everyone loved to hate
but he didn't care
cuz under that hair
swings a dick greater than Fate

Static
08-04-2002, 04:48 AM
Oh Andy Andy... god I can't believe he is in the final *cries*, and I hate the commentators too, they are such Arse kissers they keep saying how the sun shines out of Pete's/Andy's arse and they barely ever talk about Lley... only about his controversy in TO :o

Static
08-04-2002, 04:49 AM
:eek: @ Scott... well atleast someone told the truth :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:51 AM
Yeah that truth thing gets me in trouble sometimes.

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:51 AM
There once was an Aussie named Jelly
She loved to show off her belly.
Then she played for the Yugoslavs
Which caused a great brou-ha-ha
Who cares? She's a ranking thief, fellies.
:p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:52 AM
lol marls ;)

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:53 AM
Who are your commentators, Ana? Do you have McEnroe and Drysdale like us? :rolleyes:

Static
08-04-2002, 04:53 AM
Awww but I like Jelly too :o Damn I like way too many players !

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:54 AM
I only really like two. :o :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:55 AM
Cliff, you South African pansy ass wanna be Andy-dick sucking American!

Static
08-04-2002, 04:55 AM
Eee no, I have some Canadian people! That's whats so depressing, the fact that they always try to cheer for the Americans even though they supposed to have like their own national...erm pride?

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:56 AM
They always try to cheer for the Americans because no Canadians ever make it past the 1st round. :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:56 AM
I used to like a ton. Lately I like Lleyton.

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:57 AM
:bounce: Marie-Eve Pelletier :bounce:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:58 AM
There are other players I like, like Davenport, Jenny Cap, Seles, and the Swiss Miss. I don't really like anyone on the men's tour.

I guess I'm just a big ol' Lleyki, all the way around. :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 04:58 AM
brb I need more nilla cocaine

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:58 AM
Never heard of her.

Static
08-04-2002, 04:58 AM
No they have Nestor... and they TRY to cheer for Greg (when he is winning, when he is losing...he is a Brit ) :p Anyways I don't like how they are so two faced about everything, when the Americans are losing they say THEY ARE CANADIAN... when they are winning they always try to say how Americans are their nabours and crap... Jesus :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 04:59 AM
Empty calories, Scott, empty calories! :o
*she said while taking a drink of her own Coke* :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:00 AM
Erm I know a few women Canadian players, but they barely have any good results. I think the best one was Drake when she played Wimby :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:01 AM
mmmm empty calories :drool:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:01 AM
Oh, who gives a shit anyways? I can't stand any of the American men, and I don't like the two top American women. I think it's stupid to cheer for someone from your country just because they're from your country anyways. At the Olympics or something, maybe, but in ordinary every-day tennis? I say screw it. Belgium and Aus all the way, baby! :bounce:

Static
08-04-2002, 05:01 AM
:confused: am I missing here something?

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:01 AM
Maureen is nuts! I love her! :D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:02 AM
Nestor and Drake are the only two Canadian tennis players I've heard of.

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:02 AM
"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion."

:D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:03 AM
If you say so, Scott. :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:04 AM
Aus :drool: Country with sexy men! ... erm well except maybe a few... Mark Woodforde :o He is ok I guess, as long as he keeps his shirt on :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:04 AM
Daniel Nestor
Simon Lareau
Frederic Niemeyer :hearts: :drool:
Jana Nejedly
Maureen Drake
Vanny Webb
Marie-Eve Pelletier
Melanie Marois
Aneta Soukup

those are the Canucks I like :D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:04 AM
The only sexy Australian I know of is Lleyton. And maaaaaybe Hugh Jackman.

Static
08-04-2002, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Maureen is nuts! I love her! :D

She scares people :D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:05 AM
Ah, then I take it back. I've heard of Simon Lareau AND Jana Nejedly. So I guess that makes 4. :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:05 AM
Heath Ledger! :hearts:

Static
08-04-2002, 05:06 AM
Frank Dancevic is a Canuck :drool: He kind of looks like Lleyton, especially he has this in between hair (like Lleyton had during RG last year :o) He looks a lot like him!

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:06 AM
Heath Ledger? Bleh.

Static
08-04-2002, 05:07 AM
Webb god I remember her playing last year in TO she came so close to winning her first round match, and she blew away so many set points :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:07 AM
WELLLLL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEEEEEEEE

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:08 AM
Canadians are all chokers.

Much like the French.

Static
08-04-2002, 05:08 AM
Aren't Canadians part French? :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:08 AM
Not all of them :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:09 AM
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
AND GAVE THEIR LIVE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or whatever. :o :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:09 AM
Well the tennis parts which are Quebec and Ontario, you know a lot of players are from Quebec (including GREG! :p) so I guess they are the FRENCHIES :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:10 AM
Ana, what province do you live in? I hope your ministers aren't as minging as Angele's. :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:11 AM
Anyways watch for Frank Dancevic :drool: Gosh he is a real cuty!

But not as good looking as Marco :hearts:

Static
08-04-2002, 05:11 AM
Oh I'm in Ontario, like 20 minuts away from Toronto :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:11 AM
http://www.wimbledon.org/images/players/atpn291.jpg

Frederic Niemeyer :hearts:

Static
08-04-2002, 05:12 AM
My friend got his autograph :o I didn't bother though... he erm didn't look very nice :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:12 AM
Who is Marco anyway?

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:13 AM
Yuck, Scott! :o

Pff, like I know anything about Canada and its provinces. :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:13 AM
Marco remember that suiss guy who thought I was stalking him... erm I wrote about him in my report lol. But damn he is so :drool:!

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:14 AM
I have a song that Becca sent me that talks about them.

It's called "The Toronto Song (Toronto Sucks)"

hehe, it's funny :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:14 AM
Well do you have a pic? :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:15 AM
Post the lyrics, you doof. :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:16 AM
oh hold your second rate Texas horses :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:16 AM
LoL I took a pic of him... but I haven't gotten it developed yet :o And I can't find any on the internet!

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:16 AM
I don't have a horse. :o Got 3 cats though! :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:18 AM
I can't find the lyrics it's too obscure :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:18 AM
She'll be comin around the mountain when she comes
She'll be comin around the mountain when she comes
She'll be comin around the mountain
She'll be comin around the mountain
She'll be comin around the mountain when she comes!

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:19 AM
ugh my stomach is hurting again :sad:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:19 AM
What, you can't listen to the song and type them up? :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:19 AM
lol... I see well atleast we know what the content of the song may be :o

Awww Marly you have cats I love cats aww you are so lucky :D

Static
08-04-2002, 05:19 AM
Poor Scotso :sad:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:20 AM
You're always saying how bored you are. Sounds like a great project to me! :p

Too much Vanilla Coke.

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:20 AM
I have three cats also... Olin, Octigont, and Dominus hehe

Static
08-04-2002, 05:20 AM
MARCO CHIUDINELLI !!!!!!!!!!! :hearts: ....I really have to get it out of my system :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:21 AM
Is he a player or what?

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:21 AM
My kitties rule! :D Tyrant, Rocky Balboa, and Mr. Bojangles. Even though they do like to scratch the shit out of me. They especially like to go for the wrists; it looks like I've tried to kill myself. :o

Static
08-04-2002, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
I have three cats also... Olin, Octigont, and Dominus hehe


Awww I'm so jelous of you people, I want a cat too :o

Angele
08-04-2002, 05:21 AM
:wavey:

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:22 AM
I have a few scars. Once I was petting Dominus and he bit a hole through my lip.

It bled a lot.

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:22 AM
:wavey: Hey Angie! How'd the babysitting go?

Static
08-04-2002, 05:23 AM
Yeah he is a tennis player, he lost to Paradorn in the first round of the quallies :(... erm that was before I got his autograph.. so that wasn't my fault :p But he was so nice and :drool: !!! ...even when he thought I was a stalker :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:23 AM
What are you doing up Angele? :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:23 AM
He really accused you of stalking him? lol

Static
08-04-2002, 05:23 AM
Hi Angele :wavey:

Kitties can be mean some time, poor Scotty :sad:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:23 AM
Ouch. :o My now-deceased cat Cole flipped out and bit my sister's calf once. She had to go and get stitches and everything. That bled a lot too.

Angele
08-04-2002, 05:24 AM
Good actually.... turns out the ppl I was sitting for are rich and their house is gorgeous!!!

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:24 AM
Did you steal anything? :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:25 AM
What did you steal? I bet they had those hidden cameras. I hope you didn't decide to play with yourself any.

Static
08-04-2002, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
He really accused you of stalking him? lol

Well no... but after seeing me for like the third time during the same day... he started to giving me these foul looks like he thought I was stalking him :o
And sides it's not my fault... he walks without security... my friend and I saw him run through the field (I don't know why he ran but he ran pretty fast... another stalker maybe? because he wasn't running from me), without anyone guarding him or anything :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:25 AM
lmao Marly! gmta :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
What did you steal? I bet they had those hidden cameras. I hope you didn't decide to play with yourself any.

How did you come up with that??? :eek:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:26 AM
But of course, Scotty. ;)

Angele
08-04-2002, 05:27 AM
Pfff I didn't steal anything or play with myself :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:27 AM
Good Angele don't follow Scott's advice :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:27 AM
Did you play with someone else? :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:29 AM
Omg you played with the little kids? That's sick! :o

Angele
08-04-2002, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Did you play with someone else? :p

I played checkers with the kids I was baby-sitting :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:29 AM
I don't understand how do you people come up with this stuff... poor Angele :o

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:30 AM
I didn't come up with anything. Marly told me!

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:30 AM
Some are the haves, and some are the have-nots, Ana. :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:31 AM
Don't worry Ana ;) In a year or so your mind will be firmly stuck in the gutter with Marly's and mine :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:31 AM
Oh sure Scott, blame me! What ever happened to chivalry? :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:32 AM
I think it is already in the gutter :o

Angele
08-04-2002, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by Static
I don't understand how do you people come up with this stuff... poor Angele :o

Don't worry about me, I'm used to it ;) :p And plus if it was the other way around I'd do the exact same thing :angel:

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:33 AM
Now the truth comes out! Angele, you naughty girl. :o :p

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:33 AM
Plus Ana, where do you get off questioning our morals? :p We're just saying dirty things.

At least we don't stalk people :p

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:33 AM
I've taught you well, Padawan. ;)

Static
08-04-2002, 05:34 AM
Boohoo :o
I know I found a future career for myself... I'll be a milk advertiser :D

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:34 AM
LOL Scott

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:34 AM
We should rob a bank or something.

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:34 AM
Milk: it does a body good.

But don't say "body" because someone might misinterpret it as something dirty. :p

Static
08-04-2002, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by GoLleyt
Plus Ana, where do you get off questioning our morals? :p We're just saying dirty things.

At least we don't stalk people :p

Please Scotos once you 've seen him you'd be wondering why didn't you stalk him before :o :D ;)

Scotso
08-04-2002, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by Static
Boohoo :o
I know I found a future career for myself... I'll be a milk advertiser :D

:confused:


I hope that wasn't meant to be as dirty as my mind saw it :o

Murkofan
08-04-2002, 05:35 AM
Ooh, better delete that post, Scott. The federal government is liable to see it and arrest you for being a terrorist and us for being co-conspirators. :rolleyes: :p