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The "Drunken Stories" Thread

10-22-2002, 09:42 AM
Hiya everyone, I saw Cilla saying that this thread can be more like an AA meeting than a cheering thread sometimes and I agree :p

So, I'll start with my story from saturday!
Me and my friends got really pissed on bacardi (it burns your stomach :fiery: ) malibu and some other stuff. Then me being stupid decided to phone up loadsa people to tell them how much we love them (these people being boys btw) they were all like yes Hannah, I love you too. THEN for some unknown reason I phoned up the guy i reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaally fancied and left a drunken message on his answerphone :o
Stuff like this went on for AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEESSSSSSS and I spent the rest of the night dancing to Las Ketchup!
I've got loads more to share for later!
Anyone else? (and I KNOW Mazza will have some :p )

10-22-2002, 10:37 AM

And I don't have any stories but I can't wait to read all of y'alls :p

10-22-2002, 10:39 AM
LMAO!! OMG where do i start ??? I have sooooo many stories !! .................................................. .............. One time me and my friend were walking down a Main Road in a really Bad suburb which has ALOT of un Marked Police cars ( well we didnt know that when this happened :o :o!!)We were walking to a Bottle Shop and we were carrying A Crusier each and the car stopped and and Said May i see some ID beacsue you are carrying Alcohol....... I told Him to fuk off and we kept walking he folowed us stopped the car got out and showed us hes police badge!! He then asked us for ID and we said to him " Erm we are only 15 so we only have our Student Cards!! :o:o"!! The police men then told us too get in the car soo we did, we had to give our Names and Number. Then he took us back to the party and cheacked out the party and arrested 3 people!!!!!! :o:o For the rest of the Party there was a Police helicoptor was flying over the top!! But thats not the funniest part to get home we caught a maxi taxi it was me and 5 guys whoo were completely smashed more than i was going back to Michael one of the guys house. The guys kept on laughing and swearing and being stupid and the Cab driver threated too call the cops twice and one the third time he did and we got the same police man who had pulled me over earlier in the night soo he took me back home my mum and dad were in shock!! They took my credit Card off me for a week and said i wasnt alloud to a party in that area ever again!! :p:p

My funniest story would have too be from last december when it was the last day of school and we were having an end of year party at one of the girls houses and i feel down a hill drunk off my head and broke my arm and nose!! :eek: :eek: It was on the 1st of december i think soo i had too have my arm im platsa for 3 weeks beacsue i had the sad beacsue it was ment too be in plasta for hopman cup But my nose was still broken and had a little scar on it sooo from me being drunk and falling down a hill everyone at hopman cup calls me broken nose!!! :o:o:o:o

Another funny one would be comming home the firts tiem i got stoned and having too get my mum too sleep in my room because i was soo sacred the world was going too split in half and Id never seee her again!! Also I todl her all my secrets that night like where i hide all my stuff and where i get my alcohol and stuff like that !! :o:o I also told her that My sister was off shagging her boy friend instead of at her best freinds house!! :p
Thats all i can think off now!! :p

10-22-2002, 11:56 AM
About 2 1/2 years ago I got so drunk at a party that my friends got worried about me and CALLED MY MUM! Can you believe that?! I then vomited on my brother and my mum's car (which she was selling 2 days later) before passing out. I still drink, but I now stick to only 1 glass. Lying in the bath, covered in vomit is not a good feeling

10-22-2002, 12:00 PM
I forgot to mention that my mum was actually pretty good about it...other than making me clean the vomit out of her car the next morning (at which point I was severly hung over). Champagne and vodka don't mix well, particularly in large amounts

10-22-2002, 12:19 PM
Speaking of drunken stories, does anyone know what they're doing on New Year's Eve? I want to do something good this year because I went away last year and the place was absolutely dead! The year before I went to the Falls Festival (3 day alternative music festival). I think I was the only sober person there, most people there were stoned and I don't know anyone who took them, but I overhead a conversation which suggested that there were a lot of hard drugs there (mainly speed). The year before, like most people in Melbourne I spent the night hanging around the banks of the Yarra River watching the fireworks. The city was made a dry area for the night, so everyone decided that if they were going to do something illegal, they would make it worthwhile, resulting in a lot of stoned people.
I'm hoping that my friend's brother will have a New Years party this year. He puts a lot of effort into his parties and when he has one, everyone in the area goes there. At his last party he supplied 200 litres of beer! We just need to think of a way to get my friend's mum to go away for a few days (parties like that take a while to clean up)

10-22-2002, 03:32 PM

10-22-2002, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Hermione
Anyone else? (and I KNOW Mazza will have some :p )
Oh pfffffffffffffffft!! :o :p :p

Errrrmmmm well I have quite a few, some are just errrmmmm... just not suitble so I'll talk about the acceptable ones!! :p :p

Well the first one is the famous trolley story where me and my two mates were walking back from the park piss up to my house and on the way we found this trolley, so I decided to get into it and my friend pushed me along the road in it! :o Then my friend decided to get into it to but as she got into it, the trolley started to move so it fell off the kerb tipping me and my friend out of the trolley into the road! :o My other friend meanwhile stood there with the camera! :o :p We carried on walking taking piccies of random shit and we tried to break into a glass shop and fish and chip shop... without sucess of course! :p and we got home in what should of taken 15 mins to walk, about an hour later and phoned up Keta and other ramdom people! :p

Errrrr, the other one was the Fatboy Slim party at Brighton beach where we got trashed, I ended up in the sea, and we walked back with another 100,000 or whatever drunk people and We tried to nick all the road signs and cones but I think we must of ended up chucking them down somewhere! :o :p But by the time we got to the train station, we got stranded at as it was very crowded and they closed the station so we had to get a taxi home to pick us up, but the taxi driver was accually my friend's Dad!:o :p He wasn't impressed! :p

Well thay are the crappy ones cos' the good ones are horrific! :o :p

10-22-2002, 08:12 PM
Mazza, for some reason I'm not exactly shocked that you have drunken stories :p

10-23-2002, 12:44 AM
I don't have any drunken stories. :angel:

10-23-2002, 10:49 AM
Well, my other drunken stories all sort of mesh into one, get drunk get off with loads of guys find out that guy is half your height (!)
A couple of months ago I spent a whole night draped around this guys neck telling him how much I loved him and I'd never loved anyone as much as I loved him and he was sooooooooooo fit, I got off with him for abput an hour but I must have scared him cos then he got off with my best friend :(
I also have a really bad habit of getting off with mingers and townies when I'm drunk :o

10-23-2002, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I don't have any drunken stories. :angel:

Good girl! :angel: