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Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:01 PM
Here's the official thread of the couples on MTF:aplot:! That will be funny:D! Post the virtual couples you know:p!

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:07 PM
I suspect first of all... Escude and Princessa:devil: :lol:

Neely
12-12-2004, 04:16 PM
Escude and Denim :tape: :ignore: ... :rolls:

ok, lets stay serious now ;) :p

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:18 PM
Denim:p?? that's a long time ago since we saw him;)!

Fonsie and ...:p?

User ID 4783
12-12-2004, 04:18 PM
Neely and GermanBoy... it's their love for that special TV program... :rolls: ;)

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:20 PM
Here's the official thread of the couples on MTF:aplot:! That will be funny:D! Post the virtual couples you know:p!

You and me :aplot: :p

MisterQ
12-12-2004, 04:22 PM
I am married to andyroxmysox12191 and having an illicit affair with alfonsojose. :rolls:

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:23 PM
You and me :aplot: :p

Marly:kiss: I knew you would come here:D

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:23 PM
You and me :aplot: :p

BTW awesome avatar:yeah: this will certainly spice up our conversations:devil:

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:24 PM
Seb :kiss: I was drawn here by our connection through the Force ;) :p

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:25 PM
Ok so here's the list so far:

-Escude and Princessa
-Neely and GermanBoy
-MisterQ and andyroxmysox
-Fonsie and :p...?
-Billabong and LustyMacBreast:aplot:

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:25 PM
BTW awesome avatar:yeah: this will certainly spice up our conversations:devil:

Like we need any help with that :p

You should go see The Phantom of the Opera when it comes out, so you can see the sexiness in all its moving glory :aplot: :p

Jennay
12-12-2004, 04:26 PM
Billabong and Hurley :eek:

What? They are both brand names ;) :p

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:28 PM
Like we need any help with that :p

You should go see The Phantom of the Opera when it comes out, so you can see the sexiness in all its moving glory :aplot: :p

I'll be there for sure:D:aplot:

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:30 PM
Billabong and Hurley :eek:

What? They are both brand names ;) :p

And very nice brands at that ;)

But Billabong belongs to me :p

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:31 PM
Billabong and Hurley :eek:

What? They are both brand names ;) :p

lol:lol: Hurley and I are almost the same;)!

But I belong to Marly;)! lol

Jennay
12-12-2004, 04:33 PM
There's really a Hurley here:eek:?? We are almost the same;)!

But I belong to Marly;)! lol
Yes, there is ;) Doesn't post much.

MisterQ
12-12-2004, 04:34 PM
I'll be there for sure:D:aplot:

There's a reason she always sings in a high soprano... ;)

Jennay
12-12-2004, 04:34 PM
And very nice brands at that ;)

But Billabong belongs to me :p
Yeah :rocker2:
Billabong is my favorite brand for that type of clothes :)

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:35 PM
There's a reason she always sings in a high soprano... ;)

Indeed. See my avatar :p

MisterQ
12-12-2004, 04:36 PM
indeed! :yeah: ;)

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:36 PM
Yeah :rocker2:
Billabong is my favorite brand for that type of clothes :)

yep, along with Quiksilver:worship:! BTW who's your girlfriend/boyfriend in MTF:p??

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:37 PM
And we can't leave out Quiksilver :p That's a good brand too :p

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:38 PM
yep, along with Quiksilver:worship:! BTW who's your girlfriend/boyfriend in MTF:p??

Dude. We're of one mind, Seb :p

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:39 PM
Dude. We're of one mind, Seb :p

lol:lol: indeed;)!

Jennay
12-12-2004, 04:40 PM
yep, along with Quiksilver:worship:! BTW who's your girlfriend/boyfriend in MTF:p??
Quiksilver :yeah: I love Roxy too :)

Well, I don't have a boyfriend on MTF :p

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 04:40 PM
:wavey: Going to go jump in the shower. Feel free to join me, Seb :aplot:

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:41 PM
:wavey: Going to go jump in the shower. Feel free to join me, Seb :aplot:

:lol: I'll be there for sure:yeah:

Jennay
12-12-2004, 04:47 PM
Bye Mrs. Billabong :p

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 04:49 PM
:lol: seb, nice thread ;)

but my true love...

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 04:49 PM
I suspect first of all... Escude and Princessa:devil: :lol:

:o No comment.

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 04:50 PM
:lol: seb, nice thread ;)

but my true love...

How cute. She looks like Pam Anderson. :)

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 04:50 PM
Tell you what, if any of the above confirm it LOL then you can add to the list. Otherwise I remain a virtual bachelor. I'm depressed.

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 04:51 PM
Me and nicole??? :o

MisterQ
12-12-2004, 04:52 PM
:wavey: Going to go jump in the shower. Feel free to join me, Seb :aplot:

Sounds like there's going to be a Billabonk! ;)

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 04:53 PM
How cute. She looks like Pam Anderson. :)
danke :o .... but id dump her for you anyday my beloved :o

i know a mtf couple.... Neely and escude
she wants to divorce and have my all my v-cash :haha: :nerner: :p

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 04:55 PM
Me and nicole??? :o

Nice flowers! Are they for me?

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 04:56 PM
danke :o .... but id dump her for you anyday my beloved :o


Awwww. :inlove:

Billabong
12-12-2004, 04:57 PM
Escude seems to have a lot of girlfriends/boyfriends:lol:!

Mr. Q;)!!!

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 05:00 PM
Nice flowers! Are they for me?
Yep :o i am so shy :o

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 05:01 PM
Yep :o i am so shy :o

Donīt be shy. I donīt bite.

Jennay
12-12-2004, 05:01 PM
Tell you what, if any of the above confirm it LOL then you can add to the list. Otherwise I remain a virtual bachelor. I'm depressed.
:hug: ;)

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 05:03 PM
Escude seems to have a lot of girlfriends/boyfriends:lol:!



are you offering yourself to me as well???? :devil: :rolls: :angel:

Billabong
12-12-2004, 05:03 PM
are you offering yourself to me as well???? :devil: :rolls: :angel:
:haha:
I can't, I'm already taken:angel:

Billabong
12-12-2004, 05:04 PM
Tell you what, if any of the above confirm it LOL then you can add to the list. Otherwise I remain a virtual bachelor. I'm depressed.

I'm 100% certain someone will confirm:hug:

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 05:06 PM
Donīt be shy. I donīt bite.
not even a little soft nipple biting? :devil:
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/sexe.gif :o ;)

Jennay
12-12-2004, 05:07 PM
Billabong has the hottest brand around ;)

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 05:08 PM
Soft nipple bitings are ok. :)


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/sexe.gif

:lol:

Sandra
12-12-2004, 05:09 PM
Escude and Escada?

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 05:12 PM
:rolls: sandra
no, she thinks i am a loch ness monster ;) :o

Sandra
12-12-2004, 05:15 PM
I think u are wrong..
You 2 would make a nice couple :lol:

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 05:15 PM
I'm 100% certain someone will confirm:hug:

Yeah, its not an enormous committment is it?!

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 05:21 PM
Yeah, its not an enormous committment is it?!
i think girls like a guy with an 'enormous' committment :o :D

Sandra
12-12-2004, 05:25 PM
me and ?

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 05:26 PM
Sandra and marat safin... but i dont think he's a member :o :p

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 05:28 PM
Sounds like there's going to be a Billabonk! ;)

:rolls:

If only :p

Sandra
12-12-2004, 05:29 PM
i'd like that i can get over the fact he isn't a member

Billabong
12-12-2004, 06:10 PM
:rolls:

If only :p

lol what is a billabonk:confused:??

Billabong
12-12-2004, 06:10 PM
i'd like that i can get over the fact he isn't a member

Sandra and Eggy:p? They both love Marat Safin:D!

Murkofan
12-12-2004, 06:16 PM
lol what is a billabonk:confused:??

Sex :p

MisterQ
12-12-2004, 06:21 PM
lol what is a billabonk:confused:??
:lol:

a play on words:

http://dict.die.net/bonk/

Corey Feldman
12-12-2004, 06:21 PM
seb wants a Billa-bang :p

CooCooCachoo
12-12-2004, 06:32 PM
I cannot be matched with anyone. I am too complicated :ras: ;)

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 06:36 PM
I cannot be matched with anyone. I am too complicated :ras: ;)

Perhaps not a long term virtual relationship, but surely a fling or two??

CooCooCachoo
12-12-2004, 06:37 PM
My complicated personality prevents me from getting involved in a fling with anyone and prevents anyone from getting involved in a fling with me :p

maratski
12-12-2004, 06:46 PM
I only got a father on this board. It's TBE. He divorced from my mom on wtaworld about a year ago :sad:
She was Mrs. TBE aka Vaiva.

Billabong
12-12-2004, 07:10 PM
:lol:

a play on words:

http://dict.die.net/bonk/

thanks for the explanation:lol:

Billabong
12-12-2004, 07:10 PM
seb wants a Billa-bang :p

yeah:yeah: :lol:

Chloe le Bopper
12-12-2004, 07:27 PM
RPH and I :p

RPH
12-12-2004, 07:39 PM
Yes me and Rebecca love each other really :p

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 07:42 PM
I only want you for your avatar.

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-12-2004, 07:48 PM
@ ae woww ... =)

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 07:50 PM
@ ae woww ... =)

Yeeah! We'll get married. On Centre court? Marat Safin the best man... John Roddick the caterer LOL

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-12-2004, 07:52 PM
Yeeah! We'll get married. On Centre court? Marat Safin the best man... John Roddick the caterer LOL

:rolls: :hug:

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 07:54 PM
How's it going Stepphi? Looking forward to next season ;)??

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-12-2004, 07:57 PM
How's it going Stepphi? Looking forward to next season ;)??

btw Stephi ... ;) :cool: :D

Of course ... :)

Chloe le Bopper
12-12-2004, 07:57 PM
Yes me and Rebecca love each other really :p

I might have to take you off ignore permanently so that we can be closer :hearts:

greathands
12-12-2004, 08:15 PM
(sigh) Will there ever be anyone for me?

RPH
12-12-2004, 08:36 PM
I might have to take you off ignore permanently so that we can be closer :hearts:

I'd really like that :hearts:

;)

Billabong
12-12-2004, 08:46 PM
Ok so we can add RPH and Becca to the list, along with Escude and Nicole, and ae-woww and -SaFiinsBabY- :D!

ae wowww
12-12-2004, 08:52 PM
btw Stephi ... ;) :cool: :D

Of course ... :)

Sorry about mispelling the name! I must've misseen it on your blog at first, or I know someone else on here with the unusual spelling of double 'p'.

Anyway, now we're married you take my MTF surname. Stephi Wowwwwwww!

damaged
12-12-2004, 09:17 PM
:rolls: :yeah: this thread is hilarious.

Denise
12-13-2004, 01:14 AM
Lovely thread ! :lol:
But I haven't anyone for me yet :/

Fee
12-13-2004, 02:32 AM
I cannot be matched with anyone. I am too complicated :ras: ;)

I'll take you. You can't be any more complicated than a professional tennis player.

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 03:05 AM
I am married to andyroxmysox12191 and having an illicit affair with alfonsojose. :rolls:
i knew it :mad: i got crab louses :tears:

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 03:11 AM
Fonsie and ...:p?

Buddyholly :hug:

Chloe le Bopper
12-13-2004, 03:24 AM
Obviously it should be alfonso and star. Both can be perverts and dirty the minds of young children together. Alfonso can be open about who he is, while star can be in denial and self righteous.

superpinkone37
12-13-2004, 04:56 AM
I would love to pm-out any of the following:-

bjorkman girl - funniest person ive ever spoken to in my life
Micca - my age :yeah:
SafiinsBaBy - hot!! (my age)
SKYE - wicked wicked
tangerine_dream - legend!!
superpinkone - incredibly nice (my age)
loeliepoelie - so friendly!
roisin - apart from liking spanish football, shes :yeah:
eMiLiTa - she has contacts and looks spanish ;)

im glad you think im nice lol :) i think you're awesome too :rocker2:
i like talking to you, but we're never online at the same time anymore :(



edit:
btw, this thread is hilarious!! :rolls:

Ballbuster
12-13-2004, 06:11 AM
Here's the official thread of the couples on MTF:aplot:! That will be funny:D! Post the virtual couples you know:p!

ironic... the minute a possible "How many members of MTF have you had sex with?" comes into my mind I suddenly find this one.

Rogiman
12-13-2004, 06:17 AM
Me and my tennischick! :hearts:

I wish she were here to confirm it :bigcry:

Chloe le Bopper
12-13-2004, 07:39 AM
tennischick is too busy for you :angel:

Chloe le Bopper
12-13-2004, 07:40 AM
ironic... the minute a possible "How many members of MTF have you had sex with?" comes into my mind I suddenly find this one.
Have you been taking numbers? :o

Ballbuster and meeee :hearts:

Daniel
12-13-2004, 07:40 AM
ironic... the minute a possible "How many members of MTF have you had sex with?" comes into my mind I suddenly find this one.

well i got my bf from wtaworld but we broke up months ago .

Chloe le Bopper
12-13-2004, 07:42 AM
well i got my bf from wtaworld but we broke up months ago .
What was his username? Or is that confidential? If not, I'd like to weigh in on whether or not I think you are too good for him anyways ;)

CooCooCachoo
12-13-2004, 07:42 AM
I'll take you. You can't be any more complicated than a professional tennis player.

:rolls: Thanks ;) But you are married ;) :lol:

Daniel
12-13-2004, 07:49 AM
What was his username? Or is that confidential? If not, I'd like to weigh in on whether or not I think you are too good for him anyways ;)

I cant tell his username coz he would be upset with me, He is a seles fan, from South Africa. We starrted a long distance relationship in 2002, it became a normal relatinoship since i got to CT , it lasted 7mmonths , i think we are good for each other, i mean we see each other every day and are good friends but a relatinshop takes so much commitment and we are not ready yet. btw, i am 24 and he is 26.

is that enough info for you? ;) :p

Chloe le Bopper
12-13-2004, 07:59 AM
Meh, that was boring. I was looking for somebody to pick on :angel:

Daniel
12-13-2004, 08:01 AM
Meh, that was boring. I was looking for somebody to pick on :angel:


:p :p

Mrs. B
12-13-2004, 08:40 AM
GWH & Tangy - admit it guys, underneath it all you really love each other! :hearts: :hearts:

Choupi
12-13-2004, 09:36 AM
GWH & Tangy - admit it guys, underneath it all you really love each other! :hearts: :hearts:

Do you have some evidence to furnish?... ;)

Billabong
12-13-2004, 10:58 AM
Me and my tennischick! :hearts:

I wish she were here to confirm it :bigcry:

PM her and tell her to come here:yeah:!

Billabong
12-13-2004, 10:58 AM
GWH & Tangy - admit it guys, underneath it all you really love each other! :hearts: :hearts:

:lol:

User ID 4783
12-13-2004, 12:34 PM
:rolls: sandra
no, she thinks i am a loch ness monster ;) :o
:lol:

Don't be so shy, our usernames are already married! :rolleyes: ;)

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 12:45 PM
Obviously it should be alfonso and star. Both can be perverts and dirty the minds of young children together. Alfonso can be open about who he is, while star can be in denial and self righteous.
:haha: :haha: :haha: :yeah:

PennyThePenguin
12-13-2004, 12:57 PM
:lol:

Don't be so shy, our usernames are already married! :rolleyes: ;)


:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 01:01 PM
Sorry about mispelling the name! I must've misseen it on your blog at first, or I know someone else on here with the unusual spelling of double 'p'.

Anyway, now we're married you take my MTF surname. Stephi Wowwwwwww!

:rolls: :cool: :wavey:

joeb_uk
12-13-2004, 01:53 PM
Tangerine and rosie (would be a very successful gay couple!)

Corey Feldman
12-13-2004, 03:23 PM
:lol:

Don't be so shy, our usernames are already married! :rolleyes: ;)
Ok wife ;)

Suzi
12-13-2004, 06:16 PM
Ok wife ;)

:crying2: you cheating on me! haha only kidding! :devil:

Corey Feldman
12-13-2004, 06:24 PM
your my bit on the side :kiss:

*gg*

Suzi
12-13-2004, 06:31 PM
im only a side salad, how degrading i thought i mite of been a dessert!! :hug:

Corey Feldman
12-13-2004, 06:39 PM
well whichever way...
i'll still eat you alive :lick: :lick: :lick:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 06:52 PM
@ ae wowww ... what happens if i'm having an affair? :devil:

Corey Feldman
12-13-2004, 06:55 PM
:lol: stephi has a bit on the side too oh :eek:

aIrSaMpRaS14
12-13-2004, 07:03 PM
:eek: That is disgraceful :p

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 07:08 PM
:eek: That is disgraceful :p

:secret:

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 07:20 PM
@ ae wowww ... what happens if i'm having an affair? :devil:

I'm forgiving... Who is he ;)?

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 07:25 PM
Oh ... i can't say it ... :p

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 07:38 PM
i think i have to divorce from you ...

User ID 4783
12-13-2004, 07:41 PM
i think i have to divorce from you ...
you are married to whom? :confused: ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 07:49 PM
ae wowww ... ;)

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 08:18 PM
:eek: divorce me!?!? WHY?

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 08:19 PM
Cause of my affair ...

Suzi
12-13-2004, 08:22 PM
hmm lovers tiff i see :rolleyes:

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 08:36 PM
Cause of my affair ...
First of all I'll kick his head in. And if you still love him, he can join in with us ;) No way are we gettin divorced.. dont wanna have everyone lookin at that on my blog. What would they say?!

damaged
12-13-2004, 08:38 PM
ORGY!

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 08:39 PM
Hmm ... why don't you want to divorce - you can have each other girl here +lol+ :p

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 08:40 PM
You're perfect!

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 08:42 PM
+lol+ ... hmm ... what should i tell your rival ... ;)

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 08:45 PM
Rival? There's no contest for me ;) I'm gonna be pro! Tell him pm me ;) Or her !

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 08:47 PM
Stephi I've got to go do some weights, I'll deal with 'him' when I get back... and I won't be in a good mood!

Prepare to die Mr X!

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 08:48 PM
+lol+ you are taking that a bit seriously ... +gg+

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-13-2004, 09:04 PM
@ ae wowww ... hmm ... but you don't even know how it is ... =)

Canuck_Chick
12-13-2004, 09:13 PM
:rolls: great thread :yeah:

ae wowww
12-13-2004, 09:14 PM
@ ae wowww ... hmm ... but you don't even know how it is ... =)

fine, get divorced. you obv want to...

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 07:31 AM
sorry :rolleyes:
are we still friends +lol+ :p :hug:

ae wowww
12-14-2004, 03:37 PM
nop

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 03:56 PM
nop

lol ... nobody asked me if i would like to marry you ... :cool:

ae wowww
12-14-2004, 04:28 PM
lol ... nobody asked me if i would like to marry you ... :cool:

:confused: its a joke thread? not real..

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 04:40 PM
:confused: its a joke thread? not real..

lol i know ... :rolls:
do you really thought i mean that seriously? :p :wavey:

ae wowww
12-14-2004, 04:45 PM
did i really think we were married?

no?

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 04:47 PM
;)

Billabong
12-14-2004, 07:16 PM
There's a couple discussion going on here:p!

Corey Feldman
12-14-2004, 07:27 PM
I think billabong's new job here is to be marriage counselor ;)
you already caused a divorce :rolls: :p

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 07:37 PM
lol ... such a good thread ;)

Nymeria
12-14-2004, 07:49 PM
:rolls: @ this thread

Canuck_Chick
12-14-2004, 08:39 PM
I think billabong's new job here is to be marriage counselor ;)
you already caused a divorce :rolls: :p

:eek: that was a fast marriage. very britney spears :p ;)

damaged
12-14-2004, 09:01 PM
can i be the divorce attorney? i'll be rolling in vBucks. :)

GermanBoy
12-14-2004, 09:02 PM
Ok so here's the list so far:
-Neely and GermanBoy


Me and Neely? :eek: You must be crazy! Don`t want her! :bolt:

BTW, Escada is jealous! :p

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 09:04 PM
lol everybody is divorcing

aIrSaMpRaS14
12-14-2004, 09:12 PM
I demand a Divorce!!!!!

I'm sick of my wife :sad:

aIrSaMpRaS14
12-14-2004, 09:13 PM
Wait.... I don't have one :confused:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-14-2004, 09:15 PM
lol :rolls: :secret: :smooch:

chocc0
12-14-2004, 09:22 PM
ahahaha you people are funny
keep up the good work

Jennay
12-14-2004, 09:37 PM
Fine Sophi, more ae wowww for me ;) :p

Purple Rainbow
12-14-2004, 10:04 PM
Eligible bachelor seeks a nice online girlfriend to spend the lonely holidays with.
I have very little to offer. I'm a poor guy, look at my vCash total, but I do have a reputation beyond repute on this board. Furthermore, I am almost a fully trained psychologist, so our relationship is likely to survive any struggles!
Who will be my christmas angel??? :angel:

If this will fail, I am offering my services as relationship therapist!

damaged
12-14-2004, 10:17 PM
Eligible bachelor seeks a nice online girlfriend to spend the lonely holidays with.
I have very little to offer. I'm a poor guy, look at my vCash total, but I do have a reputation beyond repute on this board. Furthermore, I am almost a fully trained psychologist, so our relationship is likely to survive any struggles!
Who will be my christmas angel??? :angel:

If this will fail, I am offering my services as relationship therapist!
:lol: :wavey: i'm the divorce attorney! (are you really a fully trained psychologist? if you are, i'm running away. :bolt: )

Corey Feldman
12-14-2004, 10:17 PM
Thankfully im not married..
or else my wife would know my wicked ways, and divorce me for half of my entire fortune....
$15 and 50 cents :o

Billabong
12-14-2004, 10:20 PM
I think billabong's new job here is to be marriage counselor ;)
you already caused a divorce :rolls: :p

lol:haha: I'm not a very good counselor it seems:lol: ;) I cause divorces without knowing how:lol:

Corey Feldman
12-14-2004, 10:22 PM
(are you really a fully trained psychologist? if you are, i'm running away. :bolt: )

how many psychologist's does it take to change a lightbulb???
none, the bulb will change itself when it is ready :o
had to do it :rolls: :rolleyes:

Canuck_Chick
12-14-2004, 10:28 PM
Thankfully im not married..
or else my wife would know my wicked ways, and divorce me for half of my entire fortune....
$15 and 50 cents :o

:haha: you must be a cheap date :p ;)

Corey Feldman
12-14-2004, 10:31 PM
:haha: you must be a cheap date :p ;)
:p you have exactly $500 fortune more than me...
take me somewhere nice ;) :o :p

MisterQ
12-14-2004, 10:34 PM
Marriage counseling by Seb:

CLIENT: We got married four years ago and I'm already bored.
Seb: Hingis was No. 1 back then!
CLIENT: My wife doesn't love me.
Seb: But Guga loves you.
CLIENT: I hate my husband.
Seb: Have you tried eating a raspberry muffin? :)

Purple Rainbow
12-14-2004, 10:34 PM
:lol: :wavey: i'm the divorce attorney! (are you really a fully trained psychologist? if you are, i'm running away. :bolt: )

Just a couple more months, mate!! :D

Canuck_Chick
12-14-2004, 10:41 PM
:p you have exactly $500 fortune more than me...
take me somewhere nice ;) :o :p

how does McDonald's sound :p ;)

Corey Feldman
12-14-2004, 10:51 PM
it sounds :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:

:D

Canuck_Chick
12-14-2004, 10:54 PM
Lets go then!! :)
i want a happy meal so i can play with the toy :lol: :p

Corey Feldman
12-14-2004, 11:03 PM
Lets go then!! :)
i want a happy meal so i can play with the toy :lol: :p
ok :lol:

not to much for me, just a huge plate with lots of cheeseburgers http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/travesmilies/smilie_keks.gif
;) :p

Canuck_Chick
12-14-2004, 11:23 PM
ok :lol:

not to much for me, just a huge plate with lots of cheeseburgers http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/travesmilies/smilie_keks.gif
;) :p

:lol: ok. that's good cuz i like the fries :)

Billabong
12-15-2004, 01:56 AM
Marriage counseling by Seb:

CLIENT: We got married four years ago and I'm already bored.
Seb: Hingis was No. 1 back then!
CLIENT: My wife doesn't love me.
Seb: But Guga loves you.
CLIENT: I hate my husband.
Seb: Have you tried eating a raspberry muffin? :)

:haha: you know me too well Matt;)!!!

Fedex
12-15-2004, 02:39 AM
Escude and Denim :tape: :ignore: ... :rolls:

ok, lets stay serious now ;) :p
:haha: :haha: :rolls:

Corey Feldman
12-15-2004, 02:50 AM
:haha: exactly, thats as realistic as Fedex and tangerine dream http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-002.gif

User ID 4783
12-15-2004, 12:37 PM
BTW, Escada is jealous! :p
jealous of Neely? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Marriage counseling by Seb:

CLIENT: We got married four years ago and I'm already bored.
Seb: Hingis was No. 1 back then!
CLIENT: My wife doesn't love me.
Seb: But Guga loves you.
CLIENT: I hate my husband.
Seb: Have you tried eating a raspberry muffin? :)
:haha:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-15-2004, 12:59 PM
@ Jenny ...

Have fun and good luck ... =)

SuperFurryAnimal
12-15-2004, 01:07 PM
Gonzalo81 and me... we were made for eachother! :hearts: :inlove:

roisin
12-15-2004, 09:33 PM
damn how did i miss this thread!

Originally Posted by ae wowww
I would love to pm-out any of the following:-

bjorkman girl - funniest person ive ever spoken to in my life
Micca - my age
SafiinsBaBy - hot!! (my age)
SKYE - wicked wicked
tangerine_dream - legend!!
superpinkone - incredibly nice (my age)
loeliepoelie - so friendly!
roisin - apart from liking spanish football, shes :yeah:
eMiLiTa - she has contacts and looks spanish

thanks, glad 2 know im wanted!
;)

:lol: at this thread tho its so darn funny but i have no significant other :sad:

roisin
12-16-2004, 08:49 PM
i got meself a hubby ;)

JCF!! :yeah:

Jorge
12-16-2004, 10:44 PM
Buddyholly :hug:
Alfonsito I know you are a lil pervert :yeah: but don't you think that a Neo-con Granny is way too much? :haha: :devil:

buddyholly
12-17-2004, 12:05 AM
Buddyholly :hug:

Just caught up with this thread.
You love me, you really love me (wipes away tear).
I knew it since my first post.
Let's run away to Havana together. :hug: :hug:

buddyholly
12-17-2004, 12:12 AM
Alfonsito I know you are a lil pervert :yeah: but don't you think that a Neo-con Granny is way too much? :haha: :devil:

Look here you moron, you are just a joke. Everything you say is a lie. Grow up dude! You are just a fraud, posting shit lies all the time. I am tired talking to you now and am going to see my friends, good-night and goodbye kiddo.

buddyholly
12-17-2004, 12:13 AM
Jorge and undiomele

Their posts are the same, so maybe if they teamed up we could reduce the bullshit by 50%

Jorge
12-17-2004, 12:19 AM
Jorge and undiomele

Their posts are the same, so maybe if they teamed up we could reduce the bullshit by 50%
although I have moronholly in my ignore list I couldn't resist to read her response to my message.... hahah it was funnier than I thought :haha:

Hey MoronHolly it's a deal, me and undomiele will team up to reduce the bullshit by 50% but then you have to stop posting and the site will be 100% clean... because you alone are responsible for the 50% of whole the bullshit posted in this site :haha:

It was so funny to read you Moronholly :D but don't even bother to reply back... Or do it... waste your time, granny. :D You are back to my ignore list...(the crap belongs to the trash can) I won't dare to read your "posts" anymore. I couldn't resist more laughs in a single day :devil: Neo-Con Granny :haha:

Billabong
12-17-2004, 02:14 AM
so we add roisin and JCF to the list?? but first, we have to re-do the list;)

buddyholly
12-17-2004, 05:03 AM
although I have moronholly in my ignore list I couldn't resist to read her response to my message.... hahah it was funnier than I thought :haha:

Admit it kiddo, you read them all. You are not fooling anyone, dude.

But it is late, so why don't you just continue masturbating into that crusty old black beret you keep under your pillow?

Chloe le Bopper
12-17-2004, 07:02 AM
Ballbuster and I :hearts:

SuperFurryAnimal
12-17-2004, 07:13 AM
I miss Gonzalo... :awww: :sad: :bigcry: :hysteric:
All alone in the big scary States...
Thank god we have e-mail! ;)

Luv ya Gonzalo! :kiss:

Rogiman
12-17-2004, 10:20 AM
Ballbuster and I :hearts:

:sad: I guess I'm just too nice for you...

Rogiman
12-17-2004, 10:30 AM
Me and Leena! :hearts:

Don't believe her if she denies!

I've never been the greatest supporter of monogamy...

Ferrero Forever
12-17-2004, 10:33 AM
so we add roisin and JCF to the list?? but first, we have to re-do the list;)
DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT- JCF is mine, nobody elses. :mad: i thought you were my friend Roisin, trying to steal my man

Washa Koroleva
12-17-2004, 01:22 PM
Who can I be with? :o

roisin
12-17-2004, 04:22 PM
DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT- JCF is mine, nobody elses. :mad: i thought you were my friend Roisin, trying to steal my man

awh shucks i am your friend but like we've been talking 4 a while now, me & JCF. gotta luv him, hes so darn funny! :p

ae wowww
12-17-2004, 04:51 PM
Who can I be with? :o

I've just seen your photo-- you're mine! Although I must warn you, I am divorced (it wasn't my fault).

Committed?

Corey Feldman
12-17-2004, 04:57 PM
:lol: ae wowwww your the local MTF caveman, you just come in here and 'claim' your woman and she has no choice in the matter :yeah:

Washa Koroleva
12-17-2004, 05:28 PM
I've just seen your photo-- you're mine! Although I must warn you, I am divorced (it wasn't my fault).

Committed?


Hehe, I'll think about it ;)
Thank you :)

ae wowww
12-17-2004, 07:10 PM
:lol: ae wowwww your the local MTF caveman, you just come in here and 'claim' your woman and she has no choice in the matter :yeah:

:yeah: thats what it's all about!! MTF Couples? I think you mean MTF Non-Equality!

MTF Suffragettes - they throw themselves in fast moving threads to attract attention to their cause.

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-17-2004, 07:12 PM
I am divorced (it wasn't my fault).

:p :) ;)

Washa Koroleva
12-17-2004, 07:25 PM
What happened? :p
Gotta admit that I HATE being 2nd choice, hehe ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-17-2004, 07:30 PM
I think you aren't second choice ... ;)
I divorced from him, cause i was having a hot affaire ... :p

ae wowww
12-17-2004, 07:32 PM
Yeah, she finished it. You wouldn't be second choice..

Washa Koroleva
12-17-2004, 07:42 PM
I actually want someone else :o
You'll find out tomorrow ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-17-2004, 07:44 PM
I want to know it ... pleeease tell me ...

aIrSaMpRaS14
12-17-2004, 07:47 PM
hhmm I wonder who that could be?!?!? ;) I wouldn't mind putting money on that one :p


-SaFiinsBabY-,

We all still don't know who your hot affair partner is :confused:

Any clues? :p

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-17-2004, 07:49 PM
@ Juan Carlos ... NO

ae wowww
12-17-2004, 07:50 PM
I'm still in mourning... You b*tch!

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-17-2004, 07:56 PM
I'm still in mourning... You b*tch!

:hug: :wavey:

ae wowww
12-17-2004, 09:42 PM
:hug: :wavey:
I will not be pushed over by a quick hug, I'm sorry, I just will not!

ae wowww
12-17-2004, 11:03 PM
I have told superpinkone (Danielle) that we're getting married. Sorry Washa, you took too long to decide. Danielle will be along when she reads my post, to sign contract.

What a caveman I am.

Washa Koroleva
12-18-2004, 07:50 AM
Well, it's someone who doesn't post much in the Non-Tennis threads :) Later you'll find out. And JUAN already knows who I mean ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-18-2004, 11:06 AM
I want to know it too ...
You said today you are going to say it ... :p


@ ae wowww ... you are taking this a bit seriously...

Denise
12-18-2004, 02:20 PM
I don't have anyone to me :sobbing:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-18-2004, 02:20 PM
I don't have anyone to me :sobbing:

:hug:

Me too ... ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-18-2004, 07:40 PM
Juan Carlos & -SaFiinsBabY-

superpinkone37
12-18-2004, 09:16 PM
I have told superpinkone (Danielle) that we're getting married. Sorry Washa, you took too long to decide. Danielle will be along when she reads my post, to sign contract.

What a caveman I am.

haha i just saw this lol. i have to sign a contract?? lol :p

ae wowww
12-18-2004, 10:44 PM
blah blah blah
you posting 'you are taking this a bit seriously' is obviously you taking me too seriously. can you not understand jokes?

*SKYE*
12-18-2004, 10:46 PM
haha i just saw this lol. i have to sign a contract?? lol :p
lol!

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-19-2004, 12:57 PM
you posting 'you are taking this a bit seriously' is obviously you taking me too seriously. can you not understand jokes?

Forget about it... ;) :) :wavey:

Washa Koroleva
12-19-2004, 03:04 PM
Safiins Baby, You'll get to know later today. I'm sorry, I was at my dad's house yesterday.
Gotta wait for my man ;)

MissPovaFan
12-19-2004, 03:44 PM
Safiins Baby, You'll get to know later today. I'm sorry, I was at my dad's house yesterday.
Gotta wait for my man ;)

I have arrived to sweep the gorgeous Olga off her feet and go down on one knee to ask... "Sweet Olga, will you be my wife?" ;) :kiss: :inlove:

Washa Koroleva
12-19-2004, 04:00 PM
I have arrived to sweep the gorgeous Olga off her feet and go down on one knee to ask... "Sweet Olga, will you be my wife?" ;) :kiss: :inlove:


Awwww :kiss:
I'm answering: 'Yes,Paul! I love you!'
That's my man ;)
:couple:

ae wowww
12-19-2004, 04:09 PM
I have arrived to sweep the gorgeous Olga off her feet and go down on one knee to ask... "Sweet Olga, will you be my wife?" ;) :kiss: :inlove:
:eek: how old are you??

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-19-2004, 04:34 PM
Congratulations Paul and Olga =)

tennischick
12-19-2004, 04:41 PM
Me and my tennischick! :hearts:

I wish she were here to confirm it :bigcry:
dahlin' :hearts: :smooch: :kiss: :lick: :eek:

Micca
12-19-2004, 05:56 PM
Congrats Olga & Paul! :wavey::hug:

I'm still single! :lol::sad:

Rogiman
12-19-2004, 07:20 PM
dahlin' :hearts: :smooch: :kiss: :lick: :eek:

:hearts: :kiss:

Sandra
12-19-2004, 07:31 PM
Congrats Olga & Paul! :wavey::hug:

I'm still single! :lol::sad:
Yea,me too :p

MissPovaFan
12-19-2004, 07:32 PM
Congrats Olga & Paul! :wavey::hug:

Why thankyou ;)

Iza
12-19-2004, 08:20 PM
congrats Paul and olga!

(i'm single ;) )

Billabong
12-19-2004, 09:11 PM
Paul and Olga:D!!! The hottest couple right now;)!

Sandra
12-19-2004, 09:17 PM
Come on guys so many single girls :me.Iza,MIcca...
Lack of imagination????

ae wowww
12-19-2004, 09:26 PM
superpinkone does this mean we're married ;)? if not, I'm gonna take one of these single girls!!

Canuck_Chick
12-19-2004, 11:11 PM
superpinkone does this mean we're married ;)? if not, I'm gonna take one of these single girls!!

you're such a player!! ;) :p

superpinkone37
12-19-2004, 11:27 PM
superpinkone does this mean we're married ;)? if not, I'm gonna take one of these single girls!!


did you get me a ring? ;) lol, just playing...i guess we are married!! :hearts: :inlove: :smooch:

ae wowww
12-20-2004, 09:59 AM
did you get me a ring? ;) lol, just playing...i guess we are married!! :hearts: :inlove: :smooch:
yeah i did, but if we divorce, i want it back... i was going to get you one until i read about you in the racket follow through thread :lol:

Washa Koroleva
12-20-2004, 10:02 AM
mmmmm Paul :p :drool:

Thanks everyone :)

ae wowww
12-20-2004, 10:21 AM
Congrats on your 2,000 post btw Washa!

Washa Koroleva
12-20-2004, 10:23 AM
Congrats on your 2,000 post btw Washa!


thanks :)
Good post for the 2000th one

ae wowww
12-20-2004, 10:25 AM
thanks :)
Good post for the 2000th one
LOL I know, I was gonna say that!!

Corinna
12-20-2004, 11:22 AM
Yea,me too :p

me as well :sad: :p

SuperFurryAnimal
12-20-2004, 11:38 AM
so we add roisin and JCF to the list?? but first, we have to re-do the list;)

Is there a list? Where can I find that? Don't forget to put Gonzalo :inlove: and me on it! ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-20-2004, 01:25 PM
And don't forget to put me and Juan Carlos on the list ... ;) :hug:

Micca
12-20-2004, 01:35 PM
hahaha Liam found himself a date! ;):yeah:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-20-2004, 01:37 PM
is there something?
should i know something? :p ;)

Washa Koroleva
12-20-2004, 01:47 PM
is there something?
should i know something? :p ;)


ahhhhh :haha:
Liam and you????? YAY :D:D
You're perfect!!!!!!!!

Purple Rainbow
12-20-2004, 01:49 PM
I've posted a personal ad, like 6 pages ago, and didn't get any replies..:sad:
I'm afraid it will be a very lonely christmas this year.:sad:
Maybe I should just rent Home Alone 1,2 and 3 and watch them over and over again this year.

User ID 4783
12-20-2004, 01:54 PM
I'm sorry, I'm already taken :rolls: ;)

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-20-2004, 02:15 PM
ahhhhh :haha:
Liam and you????? YAY :D:D
You're perfect!!!!!!!!

i don't know what you mean ... please tell me ... what's so funny ... i'm "new" here ... pleeease tell me ... :worship:

Washa Koroleva
12-20-2004, 02:32 PM
i don't know what you mean ... please tell me ... what's so funny ... i'm "new" here ... pleeease tell me ... :worship:

check ur PM ;)

SuperFurryAnimal
12-20-2004, 02:38 PM
I've posted a personal ad, like 6 pages ago, and didn't get any replies..:sad:
I'm afraid it will be a very lonely christmas this year.:sad:
Maybe I should just rent Home Alone 1,2 and 3 and watch them over and over again this year.

Oh I'm sorry Stefan... I am already taken. :sad: But I promiss if things don't work out with Gonzalo, you're top of my list! :hug:

-SaFiinsBabY-
12-20-2004, 02:44 PM
check ur PM ;)

Got it ... :yeah:

Purple Rainbow
12-20-2004, 02:55 PM
Oh I'm sorry Stefan... I am already taken. :sad: But I promiss if things don't work out with Gonzalo, you're top of my list! :hug:

I know that that is meant to make me feel better, but somehow it doesn't :sad:
At least I just got a sweet GoodRep from mtf's prettiest member that made me feel a tiny bit better! :)