Sexual Fantasies - Sex/Relationship Talk - Don't be shy

i'd like to be tied and suffocated .. not to death of course ;)

I´d like to be with 2 girls at the same time....but that´s to common...

The other would be do it in a place were you could be caught...like a public place.....

I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

I also want to try 3 guys at once.

well call me.....we can meet at the public place you want...:ras:

OMG, what a typical Alfonso thread.... :haha: :haha: :rolls: ;)

go Alfonso! :rocker: :p


BTW, the word you mean is correctly spelled "suffocated" :devil:

I often fantasize that my long, curly hair, 'womanly' thighs, shapely rear end, smallish breasts, full lips, and curvy waist will be enough to switch Alfonso back over to the Cat lovers team. Alas, I wake up unfulfilled once again. Thankfully, my husband is willing to console me on those dark days.

OMG, what a typical Alfonso thread.... :haha: :haha: :rolls: ;)

go Alfonso! :rocker: :p


BTW, the word you mean is correctly spelled "suffocated" :devil:
Thanks, Neely :hug: Now, tell your stories ;) :aplot: Is Kiwi is in them ? :devil:
i do think so and who can blame u?

I often fantasize that my long, curly hair, 'womanly' thighs, shapely rear end, smallish breasts, full lips, and curvy waist will be enough to switch Alfonso back over to the Cat lovers team. Alas, I wake up unfulfilled once again. Thankfully, my husband is willing to console me on those dark days.
:eek: :o If u can get Gambill to join us, i'll be yours babe :smooch: You and me face to face ... and Jan Michael behind me :drool: ;)

Thanks, Neely :hug: Now, tell your stories ;) :aplot: Is Kiwi is in them ? :devil:
i do think so and who can blame u?
LOL, Alfonso :rolls: :lol: ... sure, I love Kiwi, but no, if I really told you "my stories", it would have to do nothing with Kiwi, but I don't think that such a coming-out would be good because I think the chance might be very high that people who read it would regard me differently than before and I'm not sure if I want this

LOL, Alfonso :rolls: :lol: ... sure, I love Kiwi, but no, if I really told you "my stories", it would have to do nothing with Kiwi, but I don't think that such a coming-out would be good because I think the chance might be very high that people who read it would regard me differently than before and I'm not sure if I want this

I'll regard you more highly :lol:

:eek: I can't imagine Neely's secret night outfit. Black Widow or something like that ;) Come on, Neely :yeah:

What a sinful thread!

i second that rebecca

:eek: :o If u can get Gambill to join us, i'll be yours babe :smooch: You and me face to face ... and Jan Michael behind me :drool: ;)


I just can't even respond to that one.................(although I am very tempted to).

I´d like to be with 2 girls at the same time....but that´s to common...


You're almost there, buddy... ;)

OMG....Q, too funny :lol: ....I tried there....but didn´t work.....I keep my hopes up :devil:

OMG, what a typical Alfonso thread.... :haha: :haha: :rolls: ;)

go Alfonso! :rocker: :p




I haven't been a member a full year and so have not been around in an off-season. Does Fonzo just get dirtier and hornier from now until the Oz Open?
It should be absolutely filthy by the end of Dec.

My fantasy is that I invite Alfonso to my party. He is the only invited person to show up...............................but he brings Rainer and three Latinas with him!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd like to be tied and suffocated .. not to death of course ;)
JesusFed will punish you, alfonso, for creating such a sinful thread. ;) :devil:

JesusFed will punish you, alfonso, for creating such a sinful thread. ;) :devil:
I'm alfonsojose, :devil: ambassador on MTF. Amanda, turn those green good-rep dots in bloody red-devil points of fire :yeah:

i second that rebecca
gambler talking about sin ... welcome here :lol: ;)

I haven't been a member a full year and so have not been around in an off-season. Does Fonzo just get dirtier and hornier from now until the Oz Open?
It should be absolutely filthy by the end of Dec.

My fantasy is that I invite Alfonso to my party. He is the only invited person to show up...............................but he brings Rainer and three Latinas with him!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainer and Tojo is better :aparty: :smoke: :drink:

gambler talking about sin ... welcome here :lol: ;)


fonso i've been a lost cause since i was born ;)

OMG....Q, too funny :lol: ....I tried there....but didn´t work.....I keep my hopes up :devil:
Better keep other things up, Gonzalo ;). BTW, nice pictures, you're a really delicious bear :lick:

All my sexual fantasies have been fulfilled already, I´m completely satisfied with what I have and what I have done already. :angel:

:lol: Alfie :worship:

I haven't been a member a full year and so have not been around in an off-season. Does Fonzo just get dirtier and hornier from now until the Oz Open?
It should be absolutely filthy by the end of Dec.


I certainly hope so :devil:

All my sexual fantasies have been fulfilled already, I´m completely satisfied with what I have and what I have done already. :angel:


giddyup princesca!!! :)

giddyup princesca!!! :)

:)

Better keep other things up, Gonzalo ;). BTW, nice pictures, you're a really delicious bear :lick:


"Things" still keep up Alfonso....at least for now....;) :devil:

My fanstasy is to have 10 guys from my gym all on me in the shower in the changing rooms. the guys there are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot! and also, its a functional fantasy cos we get getting clean while we are getting dirty :aplot: :drool:

:eek: I didn't want to know all this :eek: :scared:

then u should know better than to come into an alfonso thread :lol:

My fanstasy is to have 10 guys from my gym all on me in the shower in the changing rooms. the guys there are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot! and also, its a functional fantasy cos we get getting clean while we are getting dirty :aplot: :drool:
:drool: :yeah: my colon is shaking imagine 10 guys inside of me :yeah:

lol, no not all penetrating me at once :eek: that might be a little painful although i am very talented ;)

lol, no not all penetrating me at once :eek: that might be a little painful although i am very talented ;)
:lol: i know. Have u ever tried with two at once?. It seems to be a delicious torture (but i think it's dangerous 'coz condom/condom friction could damage them and .. ) I haven't been in a threesome yet :tears:

there is no way in hell i would ever let 2 guys into my ass at once, its painful enough with 1 :eek:

they will just have to wait their turn :p

i would like to be with two sisters,
it would be better if they are twins

Venus and Serena :p

i would like to be with two sisters,
it would be better if they are twins

How about 3 girls like the Maleeva sisters...or the Olsen twins. Mary Kate and Ashley. *pukes* :o

there is no way in hell i would ever let 2 guys into my ass at once, its painful enough with 1 :eek:

they will just have to wait their turn :p
:lol: i agree. That's why it's a fantasy :)

I just can't even respond to that one.................(although I am very tempted to).
:eek: that sounded dangerous :aplot: I've been thinking about it. There are four scenarios ;)

Fee-JMG-Alfonso (behind) :devil:
Fee-Alfonso-JMG (behind) :drool:
Alfonso-Fee-JMG (behind) :kiss:
JMG-Fee-Alfonso (behind) :aplot:

I haven't been in a threesome yet :tears:


pobrecito... ;) :devil:

there is no way in hell i would ever let 2 guys into my ass at once, its painful enough with 1 :eek:

they will just have to wait their turn :p
That's what I want to try. Plus a 3rd one in the kitty, if it's possible.

Anal was surprisingly very arousing and not too painful when I tried it.

wow, u could fit 3 penises in you at once? :worship:

you are my new hero (sorry alfonso ;) )

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/traurig/sad-smiley-023.gif

wow, u could fit 3 penises in you at once? :worship:

you are my new hero (sorry alfonso ;) )
I don't know... I'd like to try though. :p

I haven't even done 2 yet. :sad:

Leena your a http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-029.gif
:p

wow, u could fit 3 penises in you at once? :worship:

you are my new hero (sorry alfonso ;) )
No problem. I can't compete with the extra-cavitie. Leena is the new perverted king here. <<Princesa>> doesn't have more fantasies. She's a mother Queen now :hug:

:lol:

That's what I want to try. Plus a 3rd one in the kitty, if it's possible.

Anal was surprisingly very arousing and not too painful when I tried it.
Be careful with your sphinter or you'll be a "smelly" nanny ;)

Be careful with your sphinter or you'll be a "smelly" nanny ;)
Blah... very true.

But one must have fun while they're still young and can be irresponsible trash.

since we are on a naughty subject i may as well ask:

has anyone noticed how this smiley :o looks like a blowjob smiley???

But one must have fun while they're still young and can be irresponsible trash.

yay, thats my life motto :devil:

since we are on a naughty subject i may as well ask:

has anyone noticed how this smiley :o looks like a blowjob smiley???

yeah it does :lol: :baby:

This is even nastier. It pretends to be so innocent .. :baby:

:lol:
Escude? what about your fantasies? :devil:

Im still to shy .... :o :o :o
:angel:
alfonso, i wanna do your..................
... 10 questions on that new quiz thread :o
:angel: ;)

I want to watch 2 hot long-haired men get it on.

I would like to try it with a 40+ y/o woman. Hey, experience counts for a lot in my book :devil:

I would like to try it with a 40+ y/o woman.
I'll ask my mother, ok? ;) :o :p .... :rolls:

I'll ask my mother, ok? ;) :o :p .... :rolls:
Now we are just getting filthy :p

:lol: Neely :yeah:

RonE, my grandma is available. Bring tons of lube and she's yours. She doesn't have teeth so oral sex will be worth it ;)

no really, Alfonso :lol: :rolls: ... my mother is not much older than 40 and I think still quite good looking so she might be exactly what RonE is looking for and maybe she could teach him a few things as he seems to be eager to learn something from experienced women ;) :yeah: :p

Just having sex is a fantasy for me right now. As is sleeping.

Neely and alfonso :haha: :bigcry:

Just having sex is a fantasy for me right now. As is sleeping.
With me, of course.

Thanks for the entertainment everyone, this has made interesting reading and RonE stick to that philosphy.

I want you and Marc Rosset is Tall to "entertain" me.

I want you and Marc Rosset is Tall to "entertain" me.

If you were a 2,1m tall redheaded contortionist, then you would be a huge chance of either myself or one of the guys on my avatar entertaining you.

I'm a 1,9 tall contortionist. Will that do?

I'm a 1,9 tall contortionist. Will that do?

The answer is no, though as witty as you are and showing a willigness to go the anal route, there are strict standards being a natural redhead and being over 2m you fail in these vital categories.

oh...my...goddess....

Go away for a day and see what happens. Alfonso, I love you like a cousin in Arkansas, but NOBODY gets behind me. Exit only buddy.

Ron, when my husband leaves me for a young trophy wife, I'll give you a call, if I've reached 40 by then (that's all I'm saying).

You're not 40 yet?

You're not 40 yet?

meow :p

Neely

meow :p
Purr.

Purr.

Shhhh...If you're a really good girl you can have a shot with Marat (after he has done me of course ;) ) while I get gang fucked by another 10 or so ATP hunks

Go away for a day and see what happens. Alfonso, I love you like a cousin in Arkansas, but NOBODY gets behind me. Exit only buddy.

Ok. I think we like each other but with Gambill naked close to us, things change a little bit. I'll f*ck him while he do the same with u. ;) . I Think the best position is side to side. JMG and you face to face :inlove: and me behind him :aplot: You'll open your legs, JMG too and get the party started. BTW, tell him to wear only his black sockets. I like them :drool:

RonE, my grandma is available. Bring tons of lube and she's yours. She doesn't have teeth so oral sex will be worth it ;)

:scared: :bolt: I said 40+ not 80+ Alf! :lol:


Ron, when my husband leaves me for a young trophy wife, I'll give you a call, if I've reached 40 by then (that's all I'm saying).

Be careful with what you say, I just might take you up on your offer then :devil: :aplot: (although I will be 45 by the time you reach 40 ;) )

I want a Russian WTA player.

All the other sexual fantasies have been accomplished, thank you very much.

I want a Russian WTA player.

All the other sexual fantasies have been accomplished, thank you very much.
I'm a Russian WTA player.

Nice.

I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

Same here... as the library of my uni'

Same here... as the library of my uni'

Do it, do it!!! It's a bookworm's ultimate dream! :bounce: ;)

Do it, do it!!! It's a bookworm's ultimate dream! :bounce: ;)


:haha:

but i'm not a bookworm :p

I'm a Russian WTA player.
Leena Nastynova *meow* :cat: :yeah: ;)

Venus and Serena :p
That is gbpgbp's(ballbuster) ultimate fantasy.

:haha:

but i'm not a bookworm :p

You would be a bookworm for life after this experience... ;)

You would be a bookworm for life after this experience... ;)
:lol:

I'll try :silly: lol
Thanks for showing me this opportunity in my life :D ;)

for Zoltan: ;)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/POS122.jpg

:hug: Thanks Q! ;)

OMG I learned a lot tonight;)!

secret:angel:

I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

I also want to try 3 guys at once.

:eek:

Where and when will the auditions take place...? :devil:

Ok. I think we like each other but with Gambill naked close to us, things change a little bit. I'll f*ck him while he do the same with u. ;) . I Think the best position is side to side. JMG and you face to face :inlove: and me behind him :aplot: You'll open your legs, JMG too and get the party started. BTW, tell him to wear only his black sockets. I like them :drool:


Well, its going to take me a while to get that scary visual out of my head, thank you very much. You are defiling the pure, innocent image of the tanned torso (*cough*).

Ron - I plan to be 29 for quite a few more years, so you probably will pass me at some point. We can figure it all out later if we need to.

Where and when will the auditions take place...? :devil:

You seriously think she's that picky?

You seriously think she's that picky?

meow meow ;)

:rolls: here ya go...

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-030.gif

:rolls: here ya go...

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-030.gif

Oh nice kitty.... :rolls:

:eek:

Where and when will the auditions take place...? :devil:

:lol: You always crack me up, Rogi!
But when you do find out when they take place, pm me please! :lol:

What a sinful thread!
i agree, im too young too have fantasy sex......... :eek:

Being between Mauresmo and Safin

hmmmmmm im a bit of a prude so dunno, but good thread otherwise haha

but i wud have to say anything involving anyone in my sig wud be great, well more than great ;)

Being between Mauresmo and Safin
That's like mixing filet mignon with dog poop.

That's like mixing filet mignon with dog poop.

Careful, some people might find that kinky too... ;)

My newest sexual fantasy is Lleyton Hewitt´s big, big cock. Dayum, now I have revealed my best kept secret. :o

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/ROS/SPB-054.jpg

What, you mean this cock? I didnt know Lleyton had taken up livestock :p

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/ROS/SPB-054.jpg

What, you mean this cock? I didnt know Lleyton had taken up livestock :p

Wow...what a red hot cock. Breathtakingly huge and just adorable.

My newest sexual fantasy is Lleyton Hewitt´s big, big cock. Dayum, now I have revealed my best kept secret. :o

That's always been my fantasy :p

That's always been my fantasy :p

Welcome to the club. :wavey:

That's like mixing filet mignon with dog poop.

Which is which? I find them both quite statuesque!

Wow...what a red hot cock. Breathtakingly huge and just adorable.

http://www.grassyknoll.homestead.com/files/GIANTALIENS/82Chicken.jpg

http://www.grassyknoll.homestead.com/files/GIANTALIENS/82Chicken.jpg

Wow, an even bigger cock. :eek: :hearts:

And harder... ;)

And harder... ;)

I love them when they are really hard and big. *dreaming*

Careful, some people might find that kinky too... ;)
:lol: filet mignon and dog poop served with a glass of hot Roddick's urine :lick:

:lol: filet mignon and dog poop served with a glass of hot Roddick's urine :lick:
:p

Interested? :p

zoltan, do u have a sample of Andy's pee at home :eek: :aplot: ?

:haha:


Who knows? :p ;)

Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.

This is my first post... So here goes...
I'd love- Andy Roddick behind me ;) and Anna Kournikova in front of me ;)

I love them when they are really hard and big. *dreaming*
:o :aplot:

Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.
It feels really, REALLY good.

I'd never ever do it though. Eww.

It feels really, REALLY good.

I'd never ever do it though. Eww.

But you know someone who would?

But you know someone who would?
I had it done before.

I'm sure I could find someone to do it again. :)

I just hope you're very thorough...do you have a bidet?

what is exactly "rimming"? :scratch:?

...ohh never mind, I just found it at dictionary.com :yeah: it's the so called "anilingus". We call that in spanish "Beso Negro" (black kiss)... interesting stuff but is not for me :cool: I'll never ever kiss (or lick) anybody ass under any circumstance, literal or real ;)

YEEEEUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! *barfs*

what is exactly "rimming"? :scratch:?

I watch in my dictionnary too for understanding the question...


We learn some intersting stuff here. :D

I just hope you're very thorough...do you have a bidet?
I'm clean enough. :p

No hair, at least.

I watch in my dictionnary too for understanding the question...


We learn some intersting stuff here. :D

We sure do...

Now I know about the Beso Negro (a rather poetic term for it, lol ;) )

Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.
Rimming is :drool: :lick: There's nothing sexier than a man moaning while you lick his hairy ass :aplot:

We sure do...

Now I know about the Beso Negro (a rather poetic term for it, lol ;) )
a black :kiss: for u ;) :devil:

the black kiss :scratch:
think i heard Big Fonsie speaking about this once before
i learnt alot of these things from reading big fonsie :D ;)
hairy ass :rolls: :o

a black :kiss: for u ;) :devil:

gracias ;) :silly:

Rimming is :drool: :lick: There's nothing sexier than a man moaning while you lick his hairy ass :aplot:

Sure, that may be fun! But think about afterwards, all those hairs you have to remove from between your teeth! Yuuck.
;)

Teeth :eek: No, it's not that much. You mostly use the tongue for the ass, like kissing, and bite the skin closer to the ass. If the guy is on his back, you can eat and bite softly his balls too. I guess women love a men eating out down there too ;)

Thanks for visualising it for me AJ. That will give me disturbing dreams tonight. :(

YEEEEUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! *barfs*

:haha:

Teeth :eek: No, it's not that much. You mostly use the tongue for the ass, like kissing, and bite the skin closer to the ass. If the guy is on his back, you can eat and bite softly his balls too. I guess women love a men eating out down there too ;)
We also like a woman doing it. :)

No teeth though.

That's why it's good when the oldies take their false teeth out it provides for a better experience.

Leena, i have thought about the offer and if you like midgets with mullets that are fat, then I am the one for you.

:drool:

I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)

I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)

Now you know since I am vertically challenged as the reason I like 2,1m tall contortionists.

Just remember to shave that 70s mo and you will be fine.

I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)
Take advantage of Lena when she's drunk, which is like every night.

Now you know since I am vertically challenged as the reason I like 2,1m tall contortionists.

Just remember to shave that 70s mo and you will be fine.
What's a 70s mo? :sad:

Take advantage of Lena when she's drunk, which is like every night.
:lol:
Leena, happy Xmas http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-004.gif
:aplot:

What's a 70s mo? :sad:

I heard you had a big moustache, though if my sources are dodgy I will kneecap them.

I heard you had a big moustache, though if my sources are dodgy I will kneecap them.
I don't see a moustache in my avatar. :p

maybe moustache is down there ;)

I don't see a moustache in my avatar. :p

Apart from being male and breathing I am not sure whether am I your type, but since you said you were easy that is a definite bonus.

It looks I better get the capping equipment ready then. :)

maybe moustache is down there ;)
Oh. :p

I usually keep a landing strip down there. :)

maybe moustache is down there ;)

That wouldn't bother me so much. One of my South African friends his big thing is that the ladies have to mow the lawn ( his words, not mine). If they don't mow it, he will gladly do it.

As a personal preference hair downstairs is fine, as long as I don't need a compass or trekking equipment to get through thick rainforests.

Oh. :p

I usually keep a landing strip down there. :)
In coming http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/auto/car-smiley-004.gif

In coming http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/auto/car-smiley-004.gif

Not too quickly I hope.

I've dealt with a guy who was finished before even getting near the landing area. He's doing well. :p

:lol: i typed In-coming ...not im coming...
just incase anyone, well nm ....... :o :angel:
:p

:eek: *cleaning the screen from Escude's ... babies and fluids * :tape:

I've dealt with a guy who was finished before even getting near the landing area. He's doing well. :p

That guy can't even get the lawnmower tag, you know 2 strokes and he is done.

You must have had that effect on him.

Oh. :p

I usually keep a landing strip down there. :)
hairy or not, that's not my favorite place at all, but good for u. What GWH says it's true. Most latin guys doesn't like female forest

:eek: *cleaning the screen from Escude's ... babies and fluids * :tape:
:haha: its ok, i have window wipers on this screen for nights like this :hug:
:o

Time to :zzz: but let's see if my silly neighbor is "relaxing" himself one more time in front of the window :drool: :retard:

That guy can't even get the lawnmower tag, you know 2 strokes and he is done.

You must have had that effect on him.
It was the first time he saw boobies.

So, I kept him around for a while. Didn't improve much though. :p

hairy or not, that's not my favorite place at all, but good for u. What GWH says it's true. Most latin guys doesn't like female forest

I have done the trek a few times and does it make it harder to breath through the nose, then again I could always use cool mints.

It was the first time he saw boobies.

So, I kept him around for a while. Didn't improve much though. :p

Meditation is a wonderful thing for that, but yes there needs to be some failures and test runs before they can become operational, so you tried to train him, but it didn't work in the end.

This is my first post... So here goes...
I'd love- Andy Roddick behind me ;) and Anna Kournikova in front of me ;)
and u are ... Amelie or Jim Courier ? ;) :tape:

I have to say I'm disappointed. Last night Leena said she'd do anything I wanted, but she won't sing, and she won't lick my poo hole, I mean, what kind of friend is that, always letting you down? :rolleyes:

Also, her hair seems to have turned brown.

I'd lick your poo hole and long as there's no hair and it's clean down there.

For guys, nuh-uh.

And my hair has always been dark brown. The sun just makes it look brighter.

For those who enjoys "Besos Negros" some advices by dear Doctor Alice: :angel:

analingus (also known as "rimming" or anal oral sex) — kissing, sucking, licking, tonguing the anal opening with the lips and/or tongue — presents a risk for getting or spreading potentially harmful bacteria. Typically, if someone gets these germs, s/he may experience symptoms, including fever, cramping, and diarrhea, rather than easily diagnosed signs of infection. Viruses, including intestinal parasites and sexually transmitted infections (STIs) such as Herpes, Gonorrhea, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), and Hepatitis, which can infect the anus, also present a risk. It's also possible to be exposed to blood if there are cuts or tears in the anus, or any traces of bloody feces. While a good washing can help "freshen" the anal opening before analingus, it will not necessarily "rid" the area of germs.
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2087.html

Ok, this thread has taken quite a disturbing turn.

I don't consider myself unadventurous, but my arse is for only one thing and my mouth is certainly not for pleasuring anyone else's arsehole. Only cocks :D

Ok, this thread has taken quite a disturbing turn.

I don't consider myself unadventurous, but my arse is for only one thing and my mouth is certainly not for pleasuring anyone else's arsehole. Only cocks :D
hehehe Jenn, you made me laugh, girl :D :yeah:

*sadly I can't good-rep you by the moment* :(

JeNn :devil: I know what you like to do

JeN, we literally have a cocksmoker and may you enjoy that role for long as you live.

JeN, we literally have a cocksmoker and may you enjoy that role for long as you live.

Thank you :angel:

Thank you :angel:

Btw, you are very attractive and no I didn't need statistical evidence to tell me that.

Btw, you are very attractive and no I didn't need statistical evidence to tell me that.

:haha:

Why thank you.

The last thing I want to think about when I'm giving head is Pete Sampras - too many hair balls ;)

Now if only I was attracted to mulleted midgets we might have had a future (at least for a night or two) :p

:haha:

Why thank you.

The last thing I want to think about when I'm giving head is Pete Sampras - too many hair balls ;)

Now if only I was attracted to mulleted midgets we might have had a future (at least for a night or two) :p

There would be no future as the schlong probably wouldn't fit into the right statistical range for yourself as certain factors will throw out the readings.

There would be no future as the schlong probably wouldn't fit into the right statistical range for yourself as certain factors will throw out the readings.



You shouldn't worry. There are no rulers involved in my sexual encounters. I judge size with my eyes and I'm not so picky about dicks. As long as they're big I don't care.

You shouldn't worry. There are no rulers involved in my sexual encounters. I judge size with my eyes and I'm not so picky about dicks. As long as they're big I don't care.

I wouldn't know about that, so I have to take your word for it.

I wouldn't know about that, so I have to take your word for it.

I'll give you a demonstration if you like :eek:

I'll give you a demonstration if you like :eek:

That would thrill me no end. You probably have a bigger one than most of the guys on here.

wow JeNn!!!
give me a demonstration

That would thrill me no end. You probably have a bigger one than most of the guys on here.

Now that's just nasty :mad:

wow JeNn!!!
give me a demonstration

Name a time and a place ;)

Now that's just nasty :mad:

Come on like I was being serious, but in spite of this you are probably more attractive when mad and that scares me.

Midgimullets just don't do it for many people.

Come on like I was being serious, but in spite of this you are probably more attractive when mad and that scares me.

Midgimullets just don't do it for many people.

I knew you weren't being serious :p

Poor Midgimullet :sad: One day you will find a true love :angel:

I'll be back, I'm watching One Tree Hill now. Chad Michael Murray, there is a hottie :drool"

I knew you weren't being serious :p

Poor Midgimullet :sad: One day you will find a true love :angel:

I'll be back, I'm watching One Tree Hill now. Chad Michael Murray, there is a hottie :drool"

I find plenty of love on the tennis court though that is usually on the scoreboard.

Go ahead and drool and get it out of your system.

:eek: that's why they're fantasies. Sometimes it's dangerous to make them happen :tape:

:haha: OMG... too funny :haha:

I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)
Take advantage of Lena when she's drunk, which is like every night.

Interesting to know that :lol:



j/k leena

maybe moustache is down there ;)

I hate moustaches down there. Hair in the mouth is terribly disgusting. I wax myself down there every 3 weeks and I request the same from my lovers too. :angel:

Only Grandpas and Grandmas have hairy dicks and pussies in my opinion.

I hate moustaches down there. Hair in the mouth is terribly disgusting. I wax myself down there every 3 weeks and I request the same from my lovers too. :angel:

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

I hate moustaches down there. Hair in the mouth is terribly disgusting. I wax myself down there every 3 weeks and I request the same from my lovers too. :angel:
Like the karate kid said...
wax on... wax offff :eek:
i should wax my chest :o its not quite sampras/federer chest 'yet' mind you ;) :p

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

:confused:

Like the karate kid said...
wax on... wax offff :eek:
i should wax my chest :o its not quite sampras/federer chest 'yet' mind you ;) :p

Men with waxed chests are very sexy.

wax me nicole :o

:confused:
TMI= too much info ;)
for me IWMI= i want more info :p

TMI= too much info ;)
for me IWMI= i want more info :p

:lol:

Sorry Fee. I´m a stupid blonde and I´m way too talkative sometimes.

wax me nicole :o

Then come here.

TMI = take me inside :eek: :devil: Fee

TMI - Tennis makes impotent :bolt:

TMI - Tennis makes impotent :bolt:

There must be some truth to this, judging by the amount of erectile dysfunction ads on TV during tennis coverage.

There must be some truth to this, judging by the amount of erectile dysfunction ads on TV during tennis coverage.

Viagra should be a sponsor of the ATP tour.

Viagra should be a sponsor of the ATP tour.
"Use Viagra and you'll have it harder than Roddick's serve and steady as Cañas' stamina."

But they won't say about secondary efects as "Precision of Roddick's forehand volley or some cramps like " ... u know who :tape:

Then come here.
comes for her :o

ive found my sexual fantasy
to have my chest shaved by princesa :o

be careful of my nipples though :(

But they won't say about secondary efects as "Precision of Roddick's forehand volley or some cramps like " ... u know who :tape:

:haha: :haha:

I would love to see C***a doing the TV commercial between sets.

"Viagra will get you up for that big one you want so much, but consult your coach beforehand, excessive use may cause cramping and uncontrolable whining. Remember, responsible use of drugs is only bad if you are caught.''

Viagra should be a sponsor of the ATP tour.

Just imagine: "The Viagra ATP Race"

Then at the Masters Cup, the year-end no.1 receives a trophy shaped like an erect phallus (instead of the current Indesit logo). Come to think of it, some players might actually be more motivated to be number 1...

ive found my sexual fantasy
to have my chest shaved by princesa :o

:devil:

Don´t worry, I won´t hurt your nipples. I´m an expert.

Just imagine: "The Viagra ATP Race"

Then at the Masters Cup, the year-end no.1 receives a trophy shaped like an erect phallus (instead of the current Indesit logo). Come to think of it, some players might actually be more motivated to be number 1...

:haha:

Just imagine: "The Viagra ATP Race"

Then at the Masters Cup, the year-end no.1 receives a trophy shaped like an erect phallus (instead of the current Indesit logo). Come to think of it, some players might actually be more motivated to be number 1...
from AP :eek: :tape:
Jim Courier is going to return to the Viagra ATP Tour. "I want to have one of those dick trophies in my bedroom" :angel:

:devil:

Don´t worry, I won´t hurt your nipples. I´m an expert.
:drool:

from AP :eek: :tape:
Jim Courier is going to return to the Viagra ATP Tour. "I want to have one of those dick trophies in my bedroom" :angel:

Has Jim run out of chairs in his house again?

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-025.gif

and u are ... Amelie or Jim Courier ?
Jim Courier :) ;)

from AP :eek: :tape:
Jim Courier is going to return to the Viagra ATP Tour. "I want to have one of those dick trophies in my bedroom" :angel:

You know how some players kiss their trophies after they've just won?
Yes, let's hope Courier wins the Masters Cup, see what he does with the Viagra trophy.... :tape:

You know how some players kiss their trophies after they've just won?
Yes, let's hope Courier wins the Masters Cup, see what he does with the Viagra trophy.... :tape:

I think he will lick his beloved trophy all night long. And then he will fall asleep pretty pissed since the stupid, stupid trophy just didn´t want to cum.

:drool:

:lick:

But they won't say about secondary efects as "Precision of Roddick's forehand volley or some cramps like " ... u know who :tape:

:haha: :haha:

You know how some players kiss their trophies after they've just won?
Yes, let's hope Courier wins the Masters Cup, see what he does with the Viagra trophy.... :tape:

Looks like Jim gets the last laugh, and a real live trophy Dick, ....sorry,.. Duck.

Congratulations Alfonso. Today's paper says that Colombians are the happiest people on earth according to a Dutch study. I am not sure if something got lost in translation from the Dutch and the study actually found that Colombians are the gayest people on earth.
Switzerland came second. Ticos came second among Latinos so I guess it is not too bad here. :clap2: :clap2:
However, there was a footnote in the study that said if a certain sex-obsessed, Coria-hating tennis fan was excluded from the database, then Switzerland comes first and Colombia drops to ninth in the world. :silly: :silly:

I think he will lick his beloved trophy all night long. And then he will fall asleep pretty pissed since the stupid, stupid trophy just didn´t want to cum.
Or even worse, Jim will try to make the d*ck trophy by pushing it inside his ... :o :tape: (i can't say that. POAAP member here :angel: )

Jim Courier :) ;)
with such a :drool: avatar i do believe you're Jim :hug: ;)

Congratulations Alfonso. Today's paper says that Colombians are the happiest people on earth according to a Dutch study. I am not sure if something got lost in translation from the Dutch and the study actually found that Colombians are the gayest people on earth.
Switzerland came second. Ticos came second among Latinos so I guess it is not too bad here. :clap2: :clap2:
However, there was a footnote in the study that said if a certain sex-obsessed, Coria-hating tennis fan was excluded from the database, then Switzerland comes first and Colombia drops to ninth in the world. :silly: :silly:
sex-obsessed people :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :angel:

That is gbpgbp's(ballbuster) ultimate fantasy.
:lol: i can't imagine ballbuster "eating out" Serena down there while being anal-fisted by Venus :tape:

Alfonso, how did you miss the Best Abs thread?

Alfonso, how did you miss the Best Abs thread?
:bolt:

Merry Christmas :devil:

To be kidnapped by group of wicked insatiable amazon supermodel sorority girls......held captive in their basement.....teased unmercifully.......and forced to serve as their oral slave....whenever they desire......for as long as they desire.......with complete disregard for my needs

:ras:

Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.

It's the bomb!

My last gf liked it so much that she could achieve an orgasm...and it got to the point where she was always demanding it.

I miss her......:bigcry:

my f**king god

It's the bomb!

My last gf liked it so much that she could achieve an orgasm...and it got to the point where she was always demanding it.

I miss her......:bigcry:
I didn't get to an orgasm, but if I had someone who could do it better... I'm sure I could. :)

It feels really, really nice.

I didn't get to an orgasm, but if I had someone who could do it better... I'm sure I could. :)

It feels really, really nice.


You just have to instruct them on how you like it done, then you are all set.
;)

Incidentally, how talkative/moanative are you when having sex?
I like when the guy wispers bad words to me. I'm the positive one ... YES, YES, YES, YES!! :drool:

:eek: di u like spanking Alfonso?

:eek: di u like spanking Alfonso?
:eek: not at all

eat my boxers away, baby :drool: :drool: :lick:

Well, since the coria banning thread is unfortunately closed, there is nowhere else to go but here.
Alfonso, I am not surprised you will be starting a weekly praying thread. I always did suspect you were a priest. :devil:
But I do hope the praying thread will be in addition to your regular threads. :D

I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

how old are you? cause you should have done that by now!

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

:yawn:

I also want to try 3 guys at once.

*coughs* skank! *coughs*

:eek: I didn't want to know all this :eek: :scared:

haha, that's pure denial
you're worse than most ppl here :lol:

This is something I will never try, but this story needs to be told.

One of my friends who is a policeman, when he was in the regional Police Academy he had a very interesting night. He got together with one of the female cadets and got it on as they say.

What he didn't know at the time was that it was 'that time of the month' for her, but alcohol can do things to some people. He gets on with the job and finishes it and then goes back to his room with his other friends.

They start cheering and when they put the light on, the guys notice that he has the colour of red below and above his lips. Yes, my friend decided to go down on a woman at that time of the month, when most hetero guys stay away.

His response to what it tasted like. "Yeah it was a bit different, very salty". This is how he became Count Dracula. It's known as the Dolmio Grin which is a brand of made up pasta sauce, when the can gets popped open and there is that bit of tomato around the lid.

Okaaaayyyy...... that is a bit more info than most of us would have wanted to know but thanks for sharing it anyway GWH.

If we are on to stories I know of a case where during work a boss and his secretary decided to do the nasty but when the time came to withdraw, he was stuck inside her. They had to call an ambulance and medics took the two away on a stretcher while they were clinging on to one another :lol:

RonE, yes I know that story was ordinary, but the stretcher scene is one that I can't stop laughing at.

Okaaaayyyy...... that is a bit more info than most of us would have wanted to know but thanks for sharing it anyway GWH.

If we are on to stories I know of a case where during work a boss and his secretary decided to do the nasty but when the time came to withdraw, he was stuck inside her. They had to call an ambulance and medics took the two away on a stretcher while they were clinging on to one another :lol:

Well these kinds of things happen and more often than you think... ;)
I've got a friend who's nurse in an hospital for quite a long time now and you can't imagine how many of those situations she has already been confronted with...And it's as embarassing for the medical staff as for the 2 unlucky protagonists... :rolleyes:

:lol: filet mignon and dog poop served with a glass of hot Roddick's urine :lick:


Coprophilia
cop·ro·phil·i·a Audio pronunciation of "coprophilia" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kpr-fl-)
n.

An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement. "Brown showers" is the need to smell or view feces or the act of defecation as a primary means of sexual arousal and gratification.


Urophilia or "Golden Showers" or "Water Sports" is the sexual arousal and gratification through urinating or watching the act of urination.


;)

me and my friends had a big debate about this in college about whether we'd allow someone to poo onto our stomachs for 1000 euro. I'd SO do it. like all you have to do is let someone poo on you and then you go have a shower and go spend your money.

ive never done rimming but i cant wait to do it!!! :yippee:

Maybe "water sports" but feces :eek: I mean, those guys would be horny all the time at an Kinder Garden :scared: :bolt:

my fantasy me 2 other guys and 2 chicks somewhere in the pacific on a deserted beach going at it all together on the beach and in the water, 2 cops come up and then join in the action with us!

mine used to be to do it in a public place but i have done that now so moving onto bigger and better things