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Players Porn Star Names

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 10:02 AM
I saw a similar thread on WTAWorld, and thought it'd be fun so... any ideas?

I don't think JanMike needs one does he?!! :devil:

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 01:38 PM
Rodney Dick

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 01:39 PM
Rod for short.

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 01:42 PM
That is too good!! Any others??

CooCooCachoo
11-28-2004, 01:46 PM
Cyril Suck

Doh.. Too obvious :)

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 01:48 PM
Vagina Wide

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 01:50 PM
Cyril Suck

Doh.. Too obvious :)

Not obvious to me!! Doesn't it have to reference a player. Maybe I am stupid.

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 01:56 PM
Ivan Izzabitch (gay porn star)

Nikki♥
11-28-2004, 02:09 PM
:bolt: Oh boy...

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 02:10 PM
Players Names?? I think maybe you are confused buddy holly...?

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 02:11 PM
Help me then

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 02:25 PM
Not obvious to me!! Doesn't it have to reference a player. Maybe I am stupid.
she's referring to Suk, or Damm and Suk (of doubles fame)

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 02:26 PM
Damm, I should have known that! I guess I suck.

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 02:37 PM
GROAN ivanisevic

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 02:58 PM
running out of ideas, so a lame one:

lleyton Do It

CooCooCachoo
11-28-2004, 03:25 PM
she's referring to Suk, or Damm and Suk (of doubles fame)

I was a he last time I checked :p

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 03:38 PM
Boorish Pecker

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 03:39 PM
Dick Normal

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 03:43 PM
Dominator Baddy

fedsfan1
11-28-2004, 03:56 PM
Hi, :wavey:

I am a "newbie" here but just couldn't resist posting on this thread.....how about:

Federer Sex-press :devil:

I have read a lot of your "threads " & you people are quite "imaginative"....& well educated about tennis--thanks for all the great reading....

cheers

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 04:01 PM
I Lube-a-chick

Tomas Baredick

Hung Tightly

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 04:14 PM
I Lube-a-chick

Tomas Baredick

Hung Tightly

Theres are immense! But you clearly have too much time on your hands ;) What can you do with 'Sebastien Grosjean' :devil: ?

buddyholly
11-28-2004, 04:19 PM
Grosjean must have possibilities but I could not think of anything. Yeah, I was watching Newcastle v Everton at the same time and was not really into the game.

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 05:36 PM
I was a he last time I checked :p

ohhhh.... did read that on Male/Female Forum, and forgot
Just felt that "CooCooCachoo" was befitting a female more than a male ;)
what is the origin of that username anyway? Mrs Robinson?

Peoples
11-28-2004, 06:05 PM
I Lube-a-chick

Tomas Baredick

Hung Tightly
Great ones, made me laugh :lol:. The others didn't really.

sprinterluck
11-28-2004, 06:20 PM
Lleyton Blewitt!

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 07:18 PM
Oliver Poppthatass

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 07:22 PM
Tommy Ass

Mrs. B
11-28-2004, 07:30 PM
Vagina Wide

:lol: this is the Aussie pronunciation. poor Virginia.

liptea
11-28-2004, 07:31 PM
Damm, I should have known that! I guess I suck.


THat was funny. It made me laugh.

This thread is making me blush.

Horatio Caine
11-28-2004, 07:32 PM
Humping Henman.

Horatio Caine
11-28-2004, 07:32 PM
Randy Rusedski

Mrs. B
11-28-2004, 07:35 PM
Marat Sap Fine :o

Bebka
11-28-2004, 08:35 PM
This is really terrible but its just so obvious

Mark Pheels up poussies

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 08:37 PM
Hand her your dick
Andy Roddick

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 08:40 PM
Surely someone can use 'Younes El Aynaoui' or 'Hicham Arazi' to come up with a goody !

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 08:42 PM
We've run out of the good ones so here are some stupid ones:

Gaston! Gawd! Eou!

Carlos! More, ya....

alfonsojose
11-28-2004, 08:43 PM
Jim Morecock
Jonas Fuckhard

darnyelb
11-28-2004, 08:44 PM
Mario-on-Chick

darnyelb
11-28-2004, 08:44 PM
Karolina Sprem... oh wait that's a real name

alfonsojose
11-28-2004, 08:45 PM
Lickass Safin
Gaston Magno
Justin Gaveitall

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 08:45 PM
Jim (Hard)Core "eeeee" "ahhhh"
Jim Courier

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 08:46 PM
Jim Morecock
Jonas Fuckhard

dont get it...

is morecock supposed to sound like someone's surname (well, who's surname)? And for Jonas? Bjorkman supposed to sound like f**khard? don't get it..

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 08:46 PM
Michael Rydeher(stedt)

alfonsojose
11-28-2004, 08:46 PM
Christine Henin-Hardon

mitalidas
11-28-2004, 08:46 PM
Karolina Sprem... oh wait that's a real name

you mean spERm

alfonsojose
11-28-2004, 08:47 PM
Mark Eatpussy

alfonsojose
11-28-2004, 08:49 PM
Nicolas Sniffer

ae wowww
11-28-2004, 09:17 PM
Andrew Ilie. Too easy.

Denise
11-29-2004, 01:56 AM
Mark Eatpussy

:haha::haha: nice last name alfonso! you're quite criative :devil:

buddyholly
11-29-2004, 03:17 AM
Loius Horny

buddyholly
11-29-2004, 03:20 AM
This is really terrible but its just so obvious

Mark Pheels up poussies

It was obvious and I missed it entirely when I was trying to do him. All you have to do is say his name out loud. Well done.

buddyholly
11-29-2004, 03:24 AM
Christine Henin-Hardon

Good one Fonze

CooCooCachoo
11-29-2004, 08:27 AM
ohhhh.... did read that on Male/Female Forum, and forgot
Just felt that "CooCooCachoo" was befitting a female more than a male ;)
what is the origin of that username anyway? Mrs Robinson?

It's the nick of Karol Kucera ;) It means 'Little cat' and refers both to the way he plays and to his coach, Miloslav Mecir, who was nicked 'The Big Cat' :)