I want to be a Safinette!!!!

:) :p ;) :D :drool: :inlove: :yeah: :hearts:

no really, i'm serious :lick: :smooch: :hug:

www.safinetteschool.edu --- They require an essay and SAT (Safin Addiction Test). :)

www.safinetteschool.edu --- They require an essay and SAT (Safin Addiction Test). :)

:haha: :haha: :haha:

www.safinetteschool.edu --- They require an essay and SAT (Safin Addiction Test). :)
Ha!

Good luck, Tennischick. Competition is stiff, what with the nipple chicks of the world competing, but I'm sure you'll find a way in.

www.safinetteschool.edu --- They require an essay and SAT (Safin Addiction Test). :)
actually i'm only addicted to Roger and Baldy.

do you think i can persuade the Safinette School to accept me anyway? :lick: :drool: and will i be required to expose a nipple in order to get in? :eek: :eek:

Ha!

Good luck, Tennischick. Competition is stiff, what with the nipple chicks of the world competing, but I'm sure you'll find a way in.
great minds think alike :lol:

actually i'm only addicted to Roger and Baldy.

do you think i can persuade the Safinette School to accept me anyway? :lick: :drool: and will i be required to expose a nipple in order to get in? :eek: :eek:

They might accept the PSAT (Poser's Safin Addiction Test).

Nipples are a good idea if you have never been class vice-president or prom queen. :)

dayum. and there i was boning up for the G ive M arat A BJ T est :eek:

dayum. and there i was boning up for the G ive M arat A BJ T est :eek:

:lol:

That'll get you a full scholarship. :devil: ;)

:lol:

That'll get you a full scholarship. :devil: ;)
let's face it. anything is better than submitting to the Graduate RawDuck Exam :rolleyes: :p

www.safinetteschool.edu --- They require an essay and SAT (Safin Addiction Test). :)
:lol: :rolls:

:lol: MisterQ :hug:

:haha: You guys are hilarious

funny thread! :lol:

Q, enrollments' over! :haha:

funny thread! :lol:

Q, enrollments' over! :haha:

what a shame
and i wanted to sign up

:lol: :haha:

I wanna enter in the safinette's school as well :lol::hug::crazy:

dayum. and there i was boning up for the G ive M arat A BJ T est :eek:

I love BJs. :lick: And I would even expose both nipples to get a scholarship at this school.

actually i'm only addicted to Roger and Baldy.

do you think i can persuade the Safinette School to accept me anyway? :lick: :drool: and will i be required to expose a nipple in order to get in? :eek: :eek:

There you go, my unfaithful little chick! :mad:

Nice idea but i'm pretty sure Marat wouldn't like male Safinettes :tears:

There you go, my unfaithful little chick! :mad:
:lol: c'mon babe, you kow you're the one and only :smooch: but i am allowed to fantasise right :p :p

:lol: c'mon babe, you kow you're the one and only :smooch: but i am allowed to fantasise right :p :p
:lol: :hug:

:haha: Funny thread!! :)

Nice idea but i'm pretty sure Marat wouldn't like male Safinettes :tears:
how woud you know? you might try offering him a Long Slow Alfonsojose Treat :p :p

OMG who is that blonde? :confused: TC has a chance as a Safinetter because we all know Marat likes Brunettes more than blondes. ;)

But TC if you aren't able to become a Safinette maybe you can beat Yevgeny Kafelnikov in poker! :D :cool: But what kind of poker is the question? ;)

What about the Love Safin's Ass for all Time test....

That test is so hard, it's criminal....

Nice idea but i'm pretty sure Marat wouldn't like male Safinettes :tears:

For you, there's the CTBS....Complete Test for Beginning Safinettes.

OMG That is one good looking women,Marat is a lucky guy

Katya Bestoyeva showed off her niples as much as she could, but Marat didn't fall for it. He also completely ignored her when she was at the DC final. He may be a ladies man, but at least he can pick out the good ones :woohoo: ;)

There you go, my unfaithful little chick! :mad:
Didn't know that TC gets around, did you :angel:

BTW, TC, you can always get treatment with us in Hippononymous. Our refuge is open 24/7 :lol:

Katya Bestoyeva showed off her niples as much as she could, but Marat didn't fall for it. He also completely ignored her when she was at the DC final. He may be a ladies man, but at least he can pick out the good ones :woohoo: ;)
Okay, you'll have to explain this story as I don't know the full details. Does she go to all of his matches or something? Who is she?

She's one of the chicks ( a russian model) Marat's friends invited to the AO 2002. She was there with a girl named Anna Gorski and I don't know who the third girl was. They cheered for Marat in all his matches and rumour has it he partied hard with them and that's one of the reasons why he lost the AO final.

The media loved the blondes and wrote about them for months. Marat Safin claimed they're just friends of friends and he's not even into blonds.

Fans who went to the DC final saw her there and in the player's hotel. She was cheering for her compatriots, but she couldn't get their attention.

[COLOR=SeaGreen][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Here is a safinette!

can you compete with her?... really?


who said anything about competing? i'm not competing with anyone. i just want to join the School for Brunette Safinettes! :eek:

hey Cat I hear that Yevgheny got big and fat. he has no chance of playing poker with me :p :eek:

how woud you know? you might try offering him a Long Slow Alfonsojose Treat :p :p
:yeah: My heart is with Rainer, my :ignore: with Safin :devil:

Interlaken :)

nice place mate, went there a couple of years ago!

:eek:....received a lot of bad rep :devil: for having posted the 2 pix of hot safinette. :confused:

OK I delete them... :worship: anyway I don't post often here. :cool:

MTF kindergarten is not hot enough for my taste... :rolleyes:

before leaving... :topic: a last 'safinette' joke: :angel:
what's a handsome guy like :hearts: Marat :hearts: at the arm of a brunette?
... it's an hostage! :nerner:

Ciao a tutti. :bigwave:
Have a nice Sunday all at the MTF nursery school. :p
love you all :kiss:... love smilies!

Ricardo :cool:

damn i missed those pics ;)

hehe mate...u probably need to create an X-rated forum with a disclaimer ONLY OVER THE AGE OF 18 so it will give them advance warning

:eek:....received a lot of bad rep :devil: for having posted the 2 pix of hot safinette. :confused:

:confused: Why? GOP posters here :ras:

some good-reps for u ;)

:eek:....received a lot of bad rep :devil: for having posted the 2 pix of hot safinette. :confused:

OK I delete them...

They bad repped you for two pix??...OMG! Can't believe it! :eek:
Some people are going crazy here! :confused:

As a girl and hippo fan I don't like them at all "of course"...but I believe in the freedom of expression:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=709495&postcount=2

please! don't bad rep me for that! :wavey:

sorry to hear this Interlaken. here are some good rep points to erase the bad. ;)

please! don't bad rep me for that! :wavey:
Sorry Bea, I can't goodrep you again so it'll have to wait.

TC, I bet Kafelnikov is in good shape for a poker player. :sport: And if you can't be a Safinette maybe you could be a Nalbandianette, Blake-ette or a catinette? :cat: ;)

Nalbandianette? nah, too much gut ;)

Blakette? nah too much butt :tape:

Catinette? :eek: :eek:

i'll have you know that i'm a faithful Roginette :smooch:

Nalbandianette? nah, too much gut ;)

i'll have you know that i'm a faithful Roginette :smooch:
:lol:
Leave Nalbandianette role for for Casanova :tape:
And about JesusFed, Mirka would break you a leg if u mess with Roger :boxing: Why can't u be just a Rogimanette ;)

count me in the next trimester!

Too much gut and too much butt! :eek: You sure are picky, TC. ;)