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surfpinky
07-25-2006, 04:50 AM
oh no
it's bad.

it's
bad
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Haute
07-25-2006, 04:57 AM
It can't be any worse than me when I'm shopping for clothes. :lol: I won't even tell you how much I spent on a pair of pajama bottoms before...

Phunkadelicious
07-25-2006, 04:38 PM
I'm going to go watch live tennis! :woohoo:

Have a great day everybody. :kiss:

acoffeygirl
07-25-2006, 08:08 PM
You'll be missed.

surfpinky
07-26-2006, 03:36 AM
I love the title :haha:

Haute
07-26-2006, 04:12 AM
I thought of you today, Nat, when I was getting out of work and thought about going into Barnes and NOBLE to get something to drink. :p

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:24 AM
Hello everyone! :wavey: I have returned from my mission to bring food to the people of UCLA. It didn't go over well, because I was distracted by a tennis tournament that was coincidentally taking place at the same time as my mission.

Anyway, I had a great time. Deb and Danielle were a blast. Mardy got the card but didn't get waffles. Danielle had a surprise face to face encounter with Sam Querry DURING his match. Dimitry Tursunov felt me up, and fucking wants me. And the future of tennis is named Randy (or Brandon) Michaels.

surfpinky
07-26-2006, 04:25 AM
:rolls: :rocker2:

surfpinky
07-26-2006, 04:26 AM
I thought of you today, Nat, when I was getting out of work and thought about going into Barnes and NOBLE to get something to drink. :p
:sobbing: :sobbing:

Haute
07-26-2006, 04:32 AM
Edit: Why is it posting again now? :scratch:

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:38 AM
Edit: Why is it posting again now? :scratch:
:scratch:

Haute
07-26-2006, 04:39 AM
Somehow my post about Nat posted again like 10 minutes later. :shrug:

Bagelicious
07-26-2006, 04:47 AM
Brian, do you have a passionate love for Dostoyevsky as well? I forgot to pick up a copy of one of his books at the library today. :sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:48 AM
Mebbeh. Start with Notes From Underground. It is fairly short, and it gives a great first look at what he is all about.

Bagelicious
07-26-2006, 05:12 AM
Thanks for the suggestion, will do! Good night. :wavey:

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 03:40 PM
Sleep hates me. :sobbing:

Haute
07-26-2006, 04:31 PM
:hug:

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:37 PM
Randy! :smooch: How was your night on the couch? :unsure:

I woke up at 5:30 this morning, then managed to get back to sleep at 6 for about half an hour.

Deboogle!.
07-26-2006, 04:50 PM
I slept til 8 :eek: :eek: :eek:

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:51 PM
I slept til 8 :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: :worship:

Haute
07-26-2006, 05:06 PM
Randy! :smooch: How was your night on the couch? :unsure:

I woke up at 5:30 this morning, then managed to get back to sleep at 6 for about half an hour.

5:30? :eek: Hopefully when I get out west you won't be able to wake up until at least 9. :p

The couch sucked very much. I woke up around 7, and my dad was already awake to get started on patching the walls, and he told me I could sleep in his bed, but that didn't help very much.

acoffeygirl
07-26-2006, 05:10 PM
Why were you on the couch Randy?


OK Nicole (girl who works for me) is having a mental breakdown because she just found out that Lance Bass (N'Sync) just "came out" on the cover of People magazine!!! I'm dying because she is so distraught over this!!! :haha:

Haute
07-26-2006, 05:20 PM
Because the room I was sleeping in while my sister is home is being painted for the next few days, and we don't have a mattress in the other spare bedroom yet, so I've been relegated to the couch.

I heard that on the radio last week. Originally he was going to wait until he and Reicher got a reality show on Bravo (or was it Oxygen? :scratch: ) to come out, but it got leaked to the media first before they could get the show.

acoffeygirl
07-26-2006, 05:28 PM
Well apparently I'm not in the "know!" Reichen from the Amazing Race!?!?!? :eek:

Haute
07-26-2006, 05:39 PM
Yup, that's who he's dating.

surfpinky
07-26-2006, 07:56 PM
Why were you on the couch Randy?


OK Nicole (girl who works for me) is having a mental breakdown because she just found out that Lance Bass (N'Sync) just "came out" on the cover of People magazine!!! I'm dying because she is so distraught over this!!! :haha:
SEE!!! I KNEW THIS!!!!!
deb wouldn't believe me when I told her a while ago :ras:

acoffeygirl
07-26-2006, 08:39 PM
You are so smart Nat!

Lee
07-26-2006, 08:40 PM
For all those who know AQ/Marlene

Natalie Hale (baby AQ) is born on the morning of July 26, 2006. Mother, father and baby are great!

She's 7 lbs 11 ounces and 20 1/4 inches long. AQ was supposed to induce labour at 6am today but Natalie won't wait. They were in hospital at 3am and she arrives before 8am. :lol:

surfpinky
07-26-2006, 09:15 PM
she named her natalie http://yelims.free.fr/Manga/Manga29.gif http://yelims.free.fr/Manga/Manga37.gif best name ever!

congrats marlene!!

J. Corwin
07-26-2006, 09:39 PM
Well apparently I'm not in the "know!" Reichen from the Amazing Race!?!?!? :eek:

You're not alone, I just found out from Yahoo headline news this afternoon. :eek:

J. Corwin
07-26-2006, 09:41 PM
For all those who know AQ/Marlene

Natalie Hale (baby AQ) is born on the morning of July 26, 2006. Mother, father and baby are great!

She's 7 lbs 11 ounces and 20 1/4 inches long. AQ was supposed to induce labour at 6am today but Natalie won't wait. They were in hospital at 3am and she arrives before 8am. :lol:

Thanks for the update Lee. And what a beautiful name N@! :cool:

MTF won't let me get into the 30-love thread. :rolleyes:

Lee
07-26-2006, 10:02 PM
Thanks for the update Lee. And what a beautiful name N@! :cool:

MTF won't let me get into the 30-love thread. :rolleyes:

I put the blame on Adam. The 30-love thread was where I first put the news and after Adam post in it. It was toasted :(

J. Corwin
07-26-2006, 10:25 PM
It's always Adam's fault!! :rolleyes: Who does he think he is?! :fiery:

:lol::lol: ...jk Adam :cool:

Lee
07-26-2006, 10:40 PM
How's your bro, Jace?

J. Corwin
07-26-2006, 11:06 PM
He's doing a lot better, Lee. Thanks for asking. :) Actually we know he's ok because he's running around playing with his toy cars and pretending to fight with his GI Joes and making obnoxious noises. :lol: Yup, he's good now. ;) Today is supposedly going to be hotter than yesterday but so far so good. :shrug:

J. Corwin
07-26-2006, 11:06 PM
How's Little (and big ;)) Lee?

Lee
07-26-2006, 11:12 PM
Little Lee is bored to death and he can't wait to return to school, which he has to wait for another 2 weeks. Grrrrrr!

Before we left for vacation in June, we thought to put him in a tennis/bike camp for a week but upon return, it's so hot that I thought it's not a good idea and there isn't anything he's interested in.

So right now, my sanity is hanging on a thread :p But next week he will go to a group for children with Asperger's syndrome. Although the sessions are short but at least that's something we're looking forward to. :shrug:

Haute
07-27-2006, 01:08 AM
What is Asperger's syndrome?

And I completely understand what you're talking about Lee, I just agreed to take more hours at work on Friday so I get some time away from my nephew. :p He's adorable, but I need time away from a screaming baby. :lol:

Lee
07-27-2006, 01:26 AM
What's Asperger's syndrome? :scratch:

So far, the medical society comes up with some guidelines to identify whether a child has Asperger's syndrome but they are still not finalised and not everybody agree with anybody. :shrug:

Right now, it's put under the Autism spectrum although children with Asperger's syndrome has no problem in verbal communication. They lack social skill just like in little Lee's case. He doesn't observe body language. He can't learn how to interact with other children by being with a group. He needs to be taught how to express his emotion, observe others' behaviours and response accordingly. He will give one or two words answers concerning topics not interested to him. For things he's interested, he can talk non-stop while everybody around him are about to fall asleep.

Also, children with Asperger's syndrome are also likely to have AD/HD (not all but most) and this is also little Lee's case.

Haute
07-27-2006, 01:32 AM
Okay, thanks. :hug:

Is this something that he's been diagnosed with for quite some time, or has it been more recent?

Lee
07-27-2006, 01:39 AM
Lucky for us, he was diagnosed 5 years ago (he was 5) so we have some help with his condition.

Many children with his condition was just treated as a difficult and/or shy children. Fortunately, his pediatrician (when we're in Canada) is a family friend and he observed his behaviour and suggested to put him through tests.

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 04:49 PM
I actually slept until 8:30 this morning. :woohoo:

daze11
07-27-2006, 04:55 PM
I actually slept until 8:30 this morning. :woohoo:
come back to bed, i want to finish you off. :)

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 04:57 PM
Daze, get your mind out of the gutter for once. :ras:

daze11
07-27-2006, 05:00 PM
Daze, get your mind out of the gutter for once. :ras:
:bigcry: but the gutter is so appealing. :angel:

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 05:03 PM
How are you?

daze11
07-27-2006, 05:08 PM
How are you?
i am feeling delightful. i think i had a heavy few weeks so now its like when you hold down someones arm for a few minutes and then it rises up like helium when you let go.... well, thats me. :D et toi?

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 10:05 PM
I think I saw a nat flying around.

surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:06 PM
*lands*

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 10:07 PM
OMG NAT HELLO!!!

surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:11 PM
THE gNAT HAS LANDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:12 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:16 PM
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

!

surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:18 PM
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surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:19 PM
holy crap :sobbing: sorry, went a little overboard :sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 10:25 PM
Nat. :worship: You are the queen of the exclamation point. Dimitry ain't got nothin' on you. :lol:

It kind of looks like a really long bridge though. :p

surfpinky
07-27-2006, 10:34 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Deboogle!.
07-27-2006, 10:41 PM
um.... wow. lol.

Phunkadelicious
07-27-2006, 10:43 PM
I think it's purdy. :inlove:

Carito_90
07-28-2006, 02:10 AM
Oh... wow. :lol:

Hey everyone! It's been so long since I've been here! :)

Phunkadelicious
07-28-2006, 03:23 AM
Hi Caro!! :kiss:

Carito_90
07-28-2006, 04:02 AM
How are you doinnng? :hug:

Phunkadelicious
07-28-2006, 05:44 AM
I am doing good. :D What's new with you?

Phunkadelicious
07-28-2006, 03:56 PM
http://yelims.free.fr/Manga/Manga07.gif

Deboogle!.
07-28-2006, 05:59 PM
Brian that smiley is sooooo not you :lol:

Phunkadelicious
07-28-2006, 06:03 PM
Brian that smiley is sooooo not you :lol:
I know:lol:
This is more like it:
http://yelims5.free.fr/Zik/Musique28.gif

Haute
07-28-2006, 06:19 PM
Maybe if you just combine the two smilies. :p

acoffeygirl
07-28-2006, 08:00 PM
Hello peeps!

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 01:58 AM
Hello Amber!

Haute
07-29-2006, 03:20 AM
So what's with the 42, Brian? It isn't a Douglas Adams reference is it?

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 03:30 AM
Yes, yes it is. I couldn't think of anything, and then 42 came to mind, however, it is about to change.

Haute
07-29-2006, 03:33 AM
Because 42 is the answer to all of life's questions.

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 03:41 AM
Yep.

Haute
07-29-2006, 03:48 AM
But it still doesn't top phi.

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 03:52 AM
I can't believe you made me look that up. My brain just exploded.

http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT669/Student.Folders/Frietag.Mark/Homepage/Goldenratio/goldenratio.html

Haute
07-29-2006, 03:57 AM
I had never heard of it until I read The Da Vinci Code, but apparently it's the most frequently occurring number in nature. More than 42. ;)

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 04:04 AM
Why does that get a wink?

Haute
07-29-2006, 04:06 AM
I have no clue. :lol: Judging from the last half hour or so of our conversation on MSN, do you think I'm all here tonight? :rolls:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 04:07 AM
:lol: Clearly not.

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 04:11 AM
Would three be a crowd in this thread right now? :scratch:

Haute
07-29-2006, 04:13 AM
Nope, because Brian's taking off for awhile. :p

How are you Danny? :wavey:

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 04:15 AM
Okay. :) I am pretty good, just watching some tennis. And how have you been?

Haute
07-29-2006, 04:20 AM
I'm doing alright, had a better week than last week, that's for sure. Have you been playing in any more tournaments lately?

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 04:37 AM
Sorry I got distracted, but no I haven't really. Only now have I really been hitting again regularly. I kind of got burnt out..

So how is AE going? Like it?

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 05:09 AM
Would three be a crowd in this thread right now? :scratch:
The more the merrier. :D

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:03 AM
Thanks :woohoo:

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:08 AM
Sorry I got distracted, but no I haven't really. Only now have I really been hitting again regularly. I kind of got burnt out..

So how is AE going? Like it?

My sister needed to use the computer for a bit, so I can answer this now. :p

AE is going alright, I'm slowly starting to get more hours in, and I'm figuring out better ways to convince people to buy more than what they were originally intending to get. :p I worked until close tonight, and that wasn't too bad. I think I'd actually prefer to work until close now.

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:14 AM
Haha! I am currently in a BIG dillema because being a senior I can chose to go to school half day and work afterwards. Or just go to school all day, taking classes I don't really need.

I really don't know what to do though. I would have to quit a job before Christmas, because I have tennis in the Spring. I don't really need the money, but I kind of want to go back to my trainer and stuff so I would be able to then..

So it's all confusing :confused:

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:18 AM
What type of job are you looking into?

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:23 AM
Dave is driving down a rural highway late at night. He's been driving for a long, LONG time, and he's starting to get REALLY tired, but he is SO far out in the country that there are no hotels or inns ANYWHERE. So finally he decides that he is tired enough to just pull over at the next house and ask to spend the night.

He pulls up at a pink house with pink trim, pink shutters, pink windows, and a pink door. He gets out of his car, walks up the pink sidewalk, up the pink driveway, climbs the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. A pink lady comes to answer the pink door. Dave explains to her, "Ma'am, I know it's late, but I'm really tired, and if I could just spend the night, I'd really appreciate it." The pink lady says, "Sure, no problem! Come on inside! Go up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and behind the first pink door on your right you'll find a pink bedroom. Inside the pink closet are some pink sheets, pink blankets, and pink pillowcases that you can put on the pink bed and the pink pillows. Sleep well!"

So Dave steps inside the pink door, walks up the pink steps, down the pink hallway, and opens the first pink door on the right. He walks into the pink bedroom, goes to the pink closet, and takes out the pink blanket, the pink sheets, and the pink pillowcases. He puts the pink sheets and pink blanket on the bed, and the pink pillowcases on the pink pillows. He climbs under the pink covers, turns out the pink light, and falls immediately asleep.

Time passes. A second man, Bob, is driving down the same highway. He, too, has been driving for quite some time and desperately needs sleep. But there are no hotels or inns anywhere to be found, so Bob decides to pull over at the next house that comes up. He parks in front of the pink house with pink trim, pink shutters, pink windows, and a pink door. He gets out of his car, walks up the pink sidewalk, up the pink driveway, climbs the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink lady comes to answer the pink door. Bob explains to her, "Ma'am, I'm really sorry for ringing your doorbell so late at night, but I've been driving for hours and hours, and all I need is to please spend the night?" The pink lady says, "Sure! Come on in! Go up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and behind the second pink door on your right you'll find a pink bedroom. In the pink closet are some pink sheets, pink blankets, and pink pillowcases that you can put on the pink bed and the pink pillows. Sleep well!"

So Bob steps inside the pink door, walks up the pink steps, down the pink hallway, and opens the second pink door on the right. He walks into the pink bedroom, goes to the pink closet, and takes out the pink blanket, the pink sheets, and the pink pillowcases. He puts the pink sheets and pink blanket on the bed, and the pink pillowcases on the pink pillows. He climbs under the pink covers, turns out the pink light, and falls immediately asleep.

Time passes. A third man, Fred, is driving down the same highway. Like Dave and Bob, Fred has been driving for a long time, only Fred has been driving longer that either Dave or Bob. He can barely keep his eyes open. Because there are no hotels or inns, Fred decides to pull over at the next house. He parks in front of the pink house with pink trim, pink shutters, pink windows, and a pink door. He gets out of his car, walks up the pink sidewalk, up the pink driveway, climbs the pink steps, and rings the pink doorbell. The pink lady comes to answer the pink door. Fred, so tired he can barely speak, manages to stammer out, "Ma'am, I hate to bother you so late at night, but I really need some sleep. Could I stay at your house?" The pink lady says, "Sure! Come on inside! Go up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and behind the third pink door on your right you'll find a pink bedroom. In the pink closet are some pink sheets, pink blankets, and pink pillowcases that you can put on the pink bed and the pink pillows. Sleep well!"

So Fred staggers through the pink door, walks up the pink stairs, down the pink hallway, and into the third pink door on the right. He walks into the pink bedroom, goes to the pink closet, and takes out the pink blanket, the pink sheets, and the pink pillowcases. He puts the pink sheets and pink blanket on the bed, and the pink pillowcases on the pink pillows. He climbs under the pink covers, turns out the pink light, and falls immediately asleep.

TIME PASSES. The sun rises. Dave wakes up. He climbs out of the pink bed, strips the pink blankets and pink sheets off the pink bed, and takes the pink pillowcases off the pink pillows. He puts the pink blankets, pink sheets, and pink pillowcases into the pink closet, and leaves the pink bedroom.

He walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, takes a left, and walks into a pink kitchen with pink cabinets, a pink floor, pink shelves, pink fixtures, and the pink lady, going through the motions of making breakfast. The pink lady says, "Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? We have Rice Krispies or Cheerios."

Dave says, "Cheerios, please." The pink lady goes to the pink cupboard and takes out a pink bowl. She goes to the pink silverware drawer and takes out a pink spoon. She pours some Cheerios out of a pink box into the pink bowl, goes to the refrigerator and takes out a pink milk carton, pours the milk into the pink bowl and sets the pink bowl and pink spoon in front of Dave. Dave sits down on the pink chair at the pink table and eats his Cheerios. He finishes, thanks the pink lady, goes out of the pink kitchen, out the pink door, down the pink steps, down the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, gets into his car and drives away.

A little while later, Bob wakes up. He climbs out of the pink bed, strips the pink blankets and pink sheets off the pink bed, and takes the pink pillowcases off the pink pillows. He puts the pink blankets, pink sheets, and pink pillowcases into the pink closet, and leaves the pink bedroom. He walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, takes a left, and walks into a pink kitchen with pink cabinets, a pink floor, pink shelves, pink fixtures, and the pink lady, going through the motions of making breakfast. The pink lady says, "Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? We have Rice Krispies or Cheerios." Bob says, "Cheerios, please." The pink lady goes to the pink cupboard and takes out a pink bowl. She goes to the pink silverware drawer and takes out a pink spoon. She pours some Cheerios out of a pink box into the pink bowl, goes to the refrigerator and takes out a pink milk carton, pours the milk into the pink bowl and sets the pink bowl and pink spoon in front of Bob. Bob sits down on the pink chair at the pink table and eats his Cheerios. He finishes, thanks the pink lady, goes out of the pink kitchen, out the pink door, down the pink steps, down the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, gets into his car and drives away.

Finally, Fred wakes up after a long sleep. He climbs out of the pink bed, strips the pink blankets and pink sheets off the pink bed, and takes the pink pillowcases off the pink pillows. He puts the pink blankets, pink sheets, and pink pillowcases into the pink closet, and leaves the pink bedroom. He walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, takes a left, and walks into a pink kitchen with pink cabinets, a pink floor, pink shelves, pink fixtures, and the pink lady, going through the motions of making breakfast. The pink lady says, "Good morning! What would you like for breakfast? We have Rice Krispies or Cheerios." Fred says, "Rice Krispies, please." The pink lady goes to the pink cupboard and takes out a pink bowl. She goes to the pink silverware drawer and takes out a pink spoon. She pours some Rice Krispies out of a pink box into the pink bowl, goes to the refrigerator and takes out a pink milk carton, pours the milk into the pink bowl and sets the pink bowl and pink spoon in front of Fred. Fred sits down on the pink chair at the pink table and eats his Rice Krispies. He finishes, thanks the pink lady, goes out of the pink kitchen, out the pink door, down the pink steps, down the pink driveway, down the pink sidewalk, gets into his car and drives away.

The moral of the story is: Two out of three people prefer Cheerios to Rice Krispies.

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:25 AM
It will probably be at some store. It's a small town, but something like a Radio Shack, Wal-Mart, it really depends. I just don't want to get stuck at a restaurant or something.

I don't really want to do labor though, I rather just cashier, answer phones, greet people something like that.

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:28 AM
That is the worst (maybe best) JOKE I have read :lol:

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:34 AM
WTF was that Brian?

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:36 AM
It will probably be at some store. It's a small town, but something like a Radio Shack, Wal-Mart, it really depends. I just don't want to get stuck at a restaurant or something.

I don't really want to do labor though, I rather just cashier, answer phones, greet people something like that.

Umm, most jobs require some form of labor. :lol: But if that's the case, then stay away from retail. :p

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:36 AM
WTF was that Brian?
A joke maybe?

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:38 AM
That was the weirdest joke ever. :p

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:40 AM
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:40 AM
That was the weirdest joke ever. :p
Right. You're one to talk, Mr. Crotch on your face. :rolleyes:

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:42 AM
I think I've heard that one before. :lol:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:42 AM
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:43 AM
Well by not doing labor I just mean not stuck in some stock room, lifting boxes all day...

And that second joke was :haha:

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 06:44 AM
I'm dying brian :sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:45 AM
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:47 AM
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:48 AM
Well by not doing labor I just mean not stuck in some stock room, lifting boxes all day...

And that second joke was :haha:

Unless you have a medical condition it's unavoidable sometimes to get stuck doing stockrooms.

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:50 AM
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a
little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides
and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog
and her cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
truck", the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks", the girl says.

The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the
dog's collar and the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
have a siren."

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:50 AM
Are you serious? No, I don't have any medical conditions.

But which should I do???

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:54 AM
Are you serious? No, I don't have any medical conditions.

But which should I do???

If you don't want to do anything like that, then your best bet would be to look into an office job. Does your school offer office aide positions to students?

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 06:54 AM
:sobbing:

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 06:55 AM
brian :sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 06:56 AM
:angel:

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 06:56 AM
I will look into it yeah, and the school does. However, if I am going to work I rather do it at some office and get paid for it.

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 06:58 AM
this thread makes me feel dirty :p oh wait i already am :lol:

love the jokes :haha::haha:

Haute
07-29-2006, 06:58 AM
If your school does work-study then you could get paid for being an office aide. I did it just to kill time, but I had a friend who did it through work-study.

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:00 AM
the thread title :sobbing:

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:00 AM
jacey!

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:01 AM
oh thread title :sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:01 AM
the thread title :sobbing:
http://yelims4.free.fr/Pasdaccord/NonNon30.gif

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 07:01 AM
Yeah they don't do that. Basically you get a job and it counts as three credits for the three afternoon courses. So what they do, is help you find a job if you don't have one. Basically, I only have TWO classes that I have to take this year. The rest are fillers...

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:04 AM
http://yelims4.free.fr/Pasdaccord/NonNon30.gif

you're slippery, and so is your thread http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/Smilies/trx-smly03.gif

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:07 AM
you're slippery, and so is your thread http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/Smilies/trx-smly03.gif
http://yelims.free.fr/Groumph/Peureux04.gifhttp://yelims.free.fr/Groumph/Peureux04.gifhttp://yelims.free.fr/Groumph/Peureux04.gifhttp://yelims.free.fr/Groumph/Peureux04.gif

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:09 AM
Poor Brian. :hug: At least it's not someone named Dolores. ;) :lol:

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:10 AM
jacey!

pumpkin!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/pumpkin.gif

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:15 AM
Or Gwen. :scared: "Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to WARSH YOUR VAGINA!"

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:16 AM
pumpkin!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/pumpkin.gif
jello!

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:16 AM
"Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to WARSH YOUR VAGINA!...Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to WARSH YOUR VAGINA!...Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRSH YOUR VAGINA!"

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:17 AM
COMF!! My aunt says warsh all the time! :lol: She'll go warsh her clothes in the grarge, where she also keep the squarsh. :rolls:

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:18 AM
Or Gwen. :scared: "Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to WARSH YOUR VAGINA!"

Wait, what does Gwen rhyme with? :scratch: Dolores at least rhymes.

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:18 AM
"Hi, my name is Gwen and I'm here to warsh your vagina. No wait, No! NO! NO! No I'm not, I'm here to renew my driver's license." :sobbing:

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:19 AM
Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:21 AM
:lol:

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:22 AM
:rolls:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:24 AM
:lol:

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:30 AM
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."

Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.

Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"

The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:31 AM
HA!

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:35 AM
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!"

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted.

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:36 AM
I've heard way too many of these jokes before, it's kind of sad.

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:36 AM
:spit: :sobbing: :spit:

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:36 AM
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture.

He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says:

"Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short."

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:38 AM
:lol:

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:39 AM
:sobbing: |X

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:46 AM
One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday.

So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O.K. Just don't look down."

When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that?"

The guy said "Um, it's a rubber ducky" and the girl says "O.K."

Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you?" and the guy says "Um, O.K. Just don't look under the covers."

So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O.K." and he falls asleep.

The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped its head off."

J. Corwin
07-29-2006, 07:49 AM
:lol:

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:52 AM
I've heard a different version of that one. About a guy trying to tan nude on the beach, and he ends up in the hospital because the little girl cut off his birdie's head and stomped on its eggs. :p

acoffeygirl
07-29-2006, 08:09 AM
Night everyone....I'm going to bed and hoping when I get up in the morning I no longer have a sore throat!

Haute
07-29-2006, 08:10 AM
Awww, hope you feel better soon, Amber. Sleep well. :hug:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 08:14 AM
Night Amber. :hug: Feel better!

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 04:55 PM
Hello?

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:40 PM
HELLO!?

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:43 PM
On candystripe legs spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly! a movement in the corner of the
Room! and there is nothing i can do when i
Realise with freight that the spiderman is having
Me for dinner tonight
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head creeps
Closer now closer to the foot of the bed and
Softer than shadow and quicker than flies his
Arms are all around me and his tongue in my
Eyes "be still be calm be quiet now my precious
Boy don't struggle like that or i will only love
You more for it's much too late to get away or
Turn on the light the spiderman is having you
For dinner tonight"

And i feel like i'm being eaten by a thousand
Million shivering furry holes and i know that in
The morning i will wake up in the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always hungry...

surfpinky
07-29-2006, 07:44 PM
|: I never paid attention...:sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 07:49 PM
:lol: Pay attention to The Cure's lyrics. :fiery:

Haute
07-29-2006, 07:54 PM
Bored already? :p

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 08:05 PM
Bored already? :p
I was educating Nat. :ras:

Haute
07-29-2006, 08:23 PM
Are you teaching her the right way to greet people? :scratch:

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 08:31 PM
I was teaching her how depressing The Cure is. I suppose the right way to greet people is to ask them if they are bored?

acoffeygirl
07-29-2006, 08:52 PM
hello

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 08:53 PM
Hi Amber. Feeling better today? :hug:

acoffeygirl
07-29-2006, 08:55 PM
yeah....I woke up feeling meh, but worked out and then got coffee and now I feel much better! :)

Phunkadelicious
07-29-2006, 09:05 PM
Good. :D

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 09:08 PM
Nice to hear Amber :hug:

Haute
07-29-2006, 09:09 PM
I was teaching her how depressing The Cure is. I suppose the right way to greet people is to ask them if they are bored?

It's one way, although I have other ways that would be more fun. ;)

acoffeygirl
07-29-2006, 09:09 PM
Thanks guys. I need to clean my apartment...it is a disaster, and I don't want to!!! :sobbing: Can't I snap my fingers and little elves will come and do it for me? :lol:

Breakaway
07-29-2006, 09:11 PM
Wiggle your nose or ears, or whatever Jeanie wiggles. Or does she do the arm/head thing? :lol:

acoffeygirl
07-29-2006, 09:18 PM
I wish!

Haute
07-30-2006, 03:35 PM
Morning thread :wavey:

Brian :smooch:

Phunkadelicious
07-30-2006, 04:41 PM
Buenos dias. :kiss: ¿Cómo estás?

Phunkadelicious
07-30-2006, 04:56 PM
My books came yesterday, btw. :D

Haute
07-30-2006, 06:16 PM
Aww, I'm glad they finally came from you! :D

Je suis fatigué. :yawn:

Phunkadelicious
07-30-2006, 06:30 PM
I might go grocery shopping today. :eek:

Haute
07-30-2006, 06:43 PM
We need to do the same, we are getting down to the bare essentials now...no one bothered to go shopping before my sister came home, so she and my nephew kind of cleaned the place out before they and my mom left this morning.

I don't even have Hotpockets. :sad:

Phunkadelicious
07-30-2006, 07:01 PM
Speaking of Hotpockets, I miss Costco. :sobbing:

Haute
07-30-2006, 07:05 PM
:hug: I miss food.

acoffeygirl
07-30-2006, 08:38 PM
:wavey:

Haute
07-30-2006, 08:55 PM
Hi Amber. :wavey: How are you?

Phunkadelicious
07-30-2006, 09:03 PM
hi Amber. :wavey:

psichogaucho
07-30-2006, 09:28 PM
:wavey:

Phunkadelicious
07-30-2006, 09:33 PM
http://yelims.free.fr/Coucou/Coucou24.gif

psichogaucho
07-30-2006, 09:48 PM
now you're acting like a bat, Brian :lol:

acoffeygirl
07-30-2006, 10:18 PM
Hi!! I'm switching between baseball and tennis :)

psichogaucho
07-30-2006, 10:51 PM
I'm switching between basketball and tennis...
but, who really cares Brazil - New Zealand? :lol:

acoffeygirl
07-30-2006, 11:07 PM
:lol:

psichogaucho
07-30-2006, 11:12 PM
I really love basketball :o

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 12:13 AM
Basketball? :scared:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 12:16 AM
yes, basketball :) big fan

Haute
07-31-2006, 12:17 AM
Don't worry Brian, I'm sure it's not women's basketball.

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 12:22 AM
I once watched a WNBA match! :scared:

surfpinky
07-31-2006, 02:01 AM
ello poppet

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:06 AM
:wavey: Hola amigos!

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:09 AM
Don't worry Brian, I'm sure it's not women's basketball.
I think I'd prefer that. Better hair.

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:10 AM
:wavey: Hola amigos!
¡Hola! ¿Que pasa?

I just got another haircut. I started playing with a pair of scissors last night. :unsure:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:15 AM
:wavey: Hola amigos!

hola Joan! :wavey:
reading Dostoyevsky?

acoffeygirl
07-31-2006, 02:21 AM
ello poppet
I love that line!

surfpinky
07-31-2006, 02:23 AM
I love that line!
hee hee I love it too!!

ello poppet

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:27 AM
ello poppet? :o

acoffeygirl
07-31-2006, 02:27 AM
It just makes me smile.

surfpinky
07-31-2006, 02:30 AM
it makes me fiffle

surfpinky
07-31-2006, 02:31 AM
santi, have you seen pirates of the caribbean? the first one or the second one?

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:32 AM
hola Joan! :wavey:
reading Dostoyevsky?

Not yet. I've been too lazy to get out to the library. I'll go tomorrow...

I'm really tired - I had a yoga class today and I haven't been in a while, so I was pretty tired out after and instead of going home I went shopping. :o I ended up buying 7 pairs of underwear that I don't need, but I couldn't help myself because they were on sale and I'm addicted to underwear. :sobbing:

How is everyone in here tonight?

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:39 AM
I'll be fine as soon as I get some fucking hot water. :fiery:

Deboogle!.
07-31-2006, 02:40 AM
:eek: You don't have any???? :eek:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:42 AM
I just got a haircut and now I want to shower. :fiery: I called the building manager and he is on his way to figure out what the hell is wrong. His guess is the pilot light went out on the water heater downstairs. My guess is that I am going to rip his head off and spit down his throat one of these days.

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:44 AM
santi, have you seen pirates of the caribbean? the first one or the second one?

last movie I saw was "sound of music" :o

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:45 AM
That reminds me... I really need to hit the shower soon.

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:45 AM
shit, can't remember a password

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:48 AM
That reminds me... I really need to hit the shower soon.
Can I use yours?

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:48 AM
shit, can't remember a password
Go ask yourself.

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:49 AM
Tries to jog Santi's memory. Wait... I don't know how to jog a memory, maybe try sprinting it?

I hope it isn't too important... like for a bank account or something.

Deboogle!.
07-31-2006, 02:49 AM
I just got a haircut and now I want to shower. :fiery: I called the building manager and he is on his way to figure out what the hell is wrong. His guess is the pilot light went out on the water heater downstairs. My guess is that I am going to rip his head off and spit down his throat one of these days.|: :hug:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:49 AM
Not yet. I've been too lazy to get out to the library. I'll go tomorrow...

I'm really tired - I had a yoga class today and I haven't been in a while, so I was pretty tired out after and instead of going home I went shopping. :o I ended up buying 7 pairs of underwear that I don't need, but I couldn't help myself because they were on sale and I'm addicted to underwear. :sobbing:

How is everyone in here tonight?

that reminds me a song by Pink Floyd :lol:

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:50 AM
Can I use yours?

If you were here, sure. It has nice steaming water too, mmmm. *Scrubs down*.

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:50 AM
*snaps* ah yes! :)
"estratagema" :yippee:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:52 AM
If you were here, sure. It has nice steaming water too, mmmm. *Scrubs down*.
:ras:


Better yet: http://yelims.free.fr/Jetirelalangue/Langue28.gif

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:52 AM
*snaps* ah yes! :)
"estratagema" :yippee:

That had better not be an important password...

:aplot:

*Schemes to break into Santi's library account and borrow Dostoyevsky books which will be returned past the due date*.

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:53 AM
That had better not be an important password...

no, it's not :)

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:54 AM
Brian, get the kettle, boil some water and stop complaining, for God's sake

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:55 AM
:ras:


Better yet: http://yelims.free.fr/Jetirelalangue/Langue28.gif

:haha: Poor Brian, I hope your landlord gets that pilot light working and you can shower soon. :hug:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:55 AM
Brian, get the kettle, boil some water and stop complaining, for God's sake
I can't boil water because my gas still isn't turned on. :sobbing:

I called them over a week ago too. :rolleyes:

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:56 AM
Brian, get the kettle, boil some water and stop complaining, for God's sake

Just go ghetto on that shower! 2 steaming kettlefulls of water, a large bucket, soap and a loofah and you're good to go.

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 02:58 AM
Brian, get the kettle, boil some water and stop complaining, for God's sakeOh, btw, don't ever tell me to stop bitching in my own thread again. Thank you. :D

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 02:58 AM
I can't boil water because my gas still isn't turned on. :sobbing:

I called them over a week ago too. :rolleyes:

Oh, the horror! It might be time for you to go visit a friend with a working shower...

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:58 AM
I can't boil water because my gas still isn't turned on. :sobbing:

I called them over a week ago too. :rolleyes:

no gas, no hot water...I didn't know you moved to Argentina, Brian :lol:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 02:59 AM
Oh, btw, don't ever tell me to stop bitching in my own thread again. Thank you. :D

okay :D

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:00 AM
no gas, no hot water...I didn't know you moved to Argentina, Brian :lol:
The gas thing is my fault. I didn't pay the bill for a lonngggg time. I kept forgetting. :secret: actually I really just wanted to know how long I could go before they turned it off. They went over a year before they turned it off. :lol:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:00 AM
okay :D
:D

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:01 AM
that reminds me a song by Pink Floyd :lol:

It was so soft and pretty and in my size and on sale - that combo is my kryptonite. I can now go for 6 weeks without doing my laundry and have clean underwear every day. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed...

Deboogle!.
07-31-2006, 03:01 AM
The gas thing is my fault. I didn't pay the bill for a lonngggg time. I kept forgetting. :secret: actually I really just wanted to know how long I could go before they turned it off. They went over a year before they turned it off. :lol:omg, seriously?? LMAO!

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:03 AM
omg, seriously?? LMAO!
Well, I did forget to pay it for like, the first 4 months. But, the funny thing was, it was always there when I needed it. :sobbing: I guess Thomas Hobbes was right. :rolls:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:03 AM
The gas thing is my fault. I didn't pay the bill for a lonngggg time. I kept forgetting. :secret: actually I really just wanted to know how long I could go before they turned it off. They went over a year before they turned it off. :lol:

a year? :eek:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:05 AM
It was so soft and pretty and in my size and on sale - that combo is my kryptonite. I can now go for 6 weeks without doing my laundry and have clean underwear every day. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed...

I'm addicted to Nike goodies... :o probably tomorrow I'll melt down my credit card in a Nike shop :p
help me! help me! :sobbing:

Deboogle!.
07-31-2006, 03:05 AM
Well, I did forget to pay it for like, the first 4 months. But, the funny thing was, it was always there when I needed it. :sobbing: I guess Thomas Hobbes was right. :rolls:That's hilarious! How much is your gas bill a month? Mine's like $5-7 and I actually cook almost every day :lol:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:06 AM
That's hilarious! How much is your gas bill a month? Mine's like $5-7 and I actually cook almost every day :lol:
It was like, a dollar or two I'm guessing. That's probably why they took so long to shut it off. :lol:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:08 AM
I can pay your gas bill :D

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:10 AM
I'm addicted to Nike goodies... :o probably tomorrow I'll melt down my credit card in a Nike shop :p
help me! help me! :sobbing:

I wish I could rescue you Santi. Maybe we should open up a support thread for people with unhealthy and expensive addictions.

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:10 AM
I can pay your gas bill :D
I payed it. :p They weren't going to turn it back on until I payed it. Although, apparently that isn't enough. They said someone would be out this week to do it, and nobody came. So I'll call them again tomorrow.

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:14 AM
It was like, a dollar or two I'm guessing. That's probably why they took so long to shut it off. :lol:

:haha:

:eek: at yours and Deb's gas bills. I should move to California... the gas/hydro bill here is super high during winter because of central heating.

Maybe you should have it set up so the bill automatically gets paid from your account every month, since you keep forgetting.

Deboogle!.
07-31-2006, 03:16 AM
I payed it. :p They weren't going to turn it back on until I payed it. Although, apparently that isn't enough. They said someone would be out this week to do it, and nobody came. So I'll call them again tomorrow.OH BRIAN :sobbing::sobbing:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:17 AM
Maybe you should have it set up so the bill automatically gets paid from your account every month, since you keep forgetting.
Money being automatically withdrawn from my account scares me. The only company I let do that is netflix, and that's only because I always forget to return their movies and if I have movies after a payment is due they will charge me the price of the movies. :scared:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:17 AM
who needs gas?
I burnt the wooden floor :lol:

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:19 AM
OH BRIAN :sobbing::sobbing:
OMG I said 'payed.' :haha:

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:19 AM
who needs gas?
I burnt the wooden floor :lol:

:eek: How did you manage that?

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:22 AM
I was lurking the thread "why Argentinians hate america..." trying to find out why I hate America...but, suddenly, appeared Lula, Fidel Casto, Evo Morales, Augusto Pinochet...
are they MTF users?
do they hate America?
do they hate MTF?
do they hate Argentina?
do I hate America? who is Fidel Castro?
wow, what a confusing thread...

Deboogle!.
07-31-2006, 03:23 AM
OMG I said 'payed.' :haha:TWICE, my dear, TWICE :sobbing:

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:23 AM
:eek: How did you manage that?

:secret: it's an old "antiperonista" joke :)

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:24 AM
Money being automatically withdrawn from my account scares me. The only company I let do that is netflix, and that's only because I always forget to return their movies and if I have movies after a payment is due they will charge me the price of the movies. :scared:

Let them take it off your credit card then, because everyone knows that isn't real money. (I wish!)

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:25 AM
TWICE, my dear, TWICE :sobbing:

Uhoh, it's grammar shame time!

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:25 AM
Let them take it off your credit card then, because everyone knows that isn't real money. (I wish!)
Thank you for all your suggestions Joan. :p

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:28 AM
I was lurking the thread "why Argentinians hate america..." trying to find out why I hate America...but, suddenly, appeared Lula, Fidel Casto, Evo Morales, Augusto Pinochet...
are they MTF users?
do they hate America?
do they hate MTF?
do they hate Argentina?
do I hate America? who is Fidel Castro?
wow, what a confusing thread...

:haha: That's why I try to keep out of those threads. It always turns into an ill-informed political debate. It's like high schoolers trying to build a rocket to the moon - they have no clue.

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:30 AM
Thank you for all your suggestions Joan. :p

You're welcome Brian - anytime! :lol: Although it looks like you could just not pay your $2 bill for another year. Maybe you can start a system where you pay the gas bill every year on your birthday, then you only have to remember one day a year. :rolls:

Yet another suggestion for you.

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 03:33 AM
A small mob has formed in the garage downstairs. People are demanding hot water! I guess my landlord came, took a look, saw that he needed some part, and went off to buy said part.