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Duckboy on ESPN Classic now

tennischick
11-07-2004, 05:33 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: but fans will enjoy it

tennischick
11-07-2004, 05:44 PM
Mother Duck just said that there were birth complications and that they expected him to be retarded ("he should have been retarded").

tennischick
11-07-2004, 06:03 PM
now they're saying that he doesn't seek or like attention :rolleyes:

just a regular guy with normal beer-drinking buddies and stale pizza in the living-room :rolleyes:

the cat
11-07-2004, 06:35 PM
Are you all alone TC? ;) Let me jump in and join you for a second! :bolt: :cat: Who is Andy playing on ESPN Classic? I don't have it so I can't watch it. :( But it must be a classic! :D ;)

tennischick
11-07-2004, 06:36 PM
it's a Duckumentary :p

the cat
11-07-2004, 06:39 PM
Wow you're fast TC! :bolt: I saw his documentary on ESPN a few months ago. It was good and I'm glad your watching it. :) Maybe you're subliminally turning the corner on liking Roddick and you don't even realize it.

Truth be told, I thought Brad Gildert would be making a bigger difference in Roddick's career than he has. If Andy has another slamless year next year will Gilbert be in trouble as Roddick's coach?

tennischick
11-07-2004, 06:41 PM
or maybe i'm subliminally farting at this bold-faced piece of media spin :eek:

and roadrunner is fast. don't give me the credit.

Vass
11-07-2004, 06:44 PM
Mother Duck just said that there were birth complications and that they expected him to be retarded ("he should have been retarded").
It always happens. You expect a retard and get a prodigy. Good for them.

tennischick
11-07-2004, 06:45 PM
the Duck was subtly critical of Brad in this video. my prediction: i give their partnership less than a year. remember you heard it here first.

joeb_uk
11-07-2004, 06:58 PM
how can the duck be classed as a "classic" ?

the cat
11-07-2004, 06:59 PM
I mess the Roadrunner! :( I just loved how annoying he was to Wile E. Coyote! ;)

I expect Brad Gilbert to get Andy Roddick to play fewer tournaments next year. Andy has played alot of tennis the last 2 years and it shows in her injuries and lackluster form laste in the 2004 season.

As for your prediction Miss Chick, you might be right. But if Andy wins a grand slam singles title next year there is no way he will fire Gilbert as his coach. And I bet their is part of Roddick that misses his former coach Tarik Benhabiles(sp).

tennischick
11-07-2004, 07:02 PM
and what if he doesn't win a Slam like i predict? hmmmm?

Adcourt
11-07-2004, 07:04 PM
Roddick's parents seem to distance themselves from Gilbert during tournaments. Further, i don't think Elton John likes Gilbert..enough said

Tennis Fool
11-07-2004, 07:09 PM
Mother Duck just said that there were birth complications and that they expected him to be retarded ("he should have been retarded").
Is that why his eyes are crossed :confused:

sigmagirl91
11-07-2004, 07:12 PM
Mother Duck just said that there were birth complications and that they expected him to be retarded ("he should have been retarded").

He looks retarded.... :devil:

Tennis Fool
11-07-2004, 07:12 PM
the Duck was subtly critical of Brad in this video. my prediction: i give their partnership less than a year. remember you heard it here first.

What did he say?

BTW, you must be supremely bored to be watch a duckumentary. Or, the Duckster is slowwwwly growing on you :D

Domino
11-07-2004, 07:15 PM
Andy enjoyed tennis and looked like he was having a good time when Gilbert wasn't around. I don't like the duck, but when his waddle suggests a beat down regime from the sheep, I take notice.

Adcourt
11-07-2004, 07:17 PM
Some sections of the American media act as if Roddick is already a tennis great. He is not ( one grand slam does not a tennis great make) but they believe they can make people believe anything. I mentioned Roddick to someone just the other day, and this is only a month after the US open, and the response was "who?" They are trying to create this tennis transcending image for Roddick. Some how I don't think it has worked but nothing will stop ESPN from trying because they have the rights to the AO, French and Wimbledon early rounds.

tennischick
11-07-2004, 07:18 PM
actually the show started off as a Duckumentary on the Williams Sisters. so i was glued. next thing i know they're talking about the Duck and interviewing Mother Duck. i am like wtf? but by then i was fascinated by all the spin and couldn't turn it off. there must be an awareness of the Duck's unpopularity. the whole point of the show was to convince us that he was really a nice guy who drinks beer and says things like "aw shucks". and then they showed one of his cussing tirades at a Chair and i thought "well how's that for lousy editing" :lol:

Tennis Fool
11-07-2004, 07:24 PM
actually the show started off as a Duckumentary on the Williams Sisters. so i was glued. next thing i know they're talking about the Duck and interviewing Mother Duck. i am like wtf?
Bait and switch :devil: :tape:

tennischick
11-07-2004, 07:30 PM
What did he say?

BTW, you must be supremely bored to be watch a duckumentary. Or, the Duckster is slowwwwly growing on you :D
he said that Brad talks a LOT. and another member of the Duck Posse said that Brad would interrupt a perfectly good training session to start talking about football, to make a point (of reference) about some football player. there was more than a hint of disparagement of Brad IMO. there was none of the "he is a fantastic coach and look at how much we've accomplished together!"

btw, i thought that Brad sucked long before he hooked up with the Duck. i remember watching him watch an Agassi match in which Agassi was losing and Brad starting rolling his eyes. i saw this happen more than once -- he was so unsupportive of Agassi. i couldn't wait for Baldy to dump his ass.

the cat
11-07-2004, 08:29 PM
Well TC if Andy goes slamless next year which isn't likely then Gilbert could be in trouble as Roddick's coach. :eek:

I think Gilbert is a good coach but all his football and all sports talk while coaching his player is confusing. I think that kind of sports talk is okay after practice but not during practice.

Pea
11-07-2004, 08:55 PM
LMAO! He has a sportcentury already? Are they saying his career is over?

the cat
11-09-2004, 12:16 AM
No Pea. It's only just begun. :)

Fedex
11-09-2004, 01:51 AM
Thanks for this Tennis Chick, but if I want to watch/see ducks, I can go to the city park. ;)

Havok
11-09-2004, 02:27 AM
TC I wonder what you think about the SHITLOAD of spin and media hype your darling Sharapova is receiving.:tape: Also seriously why on earth do you keep on getting intertwined with anything DUCK? You keep on complaining, yet you keep on watching/taking careful note of his every move. Just a question though, if he does end up firing Gilbert (highly doubt it imo) who in the hell is he gonna turn to? He won't go back to Tarik as his game will seriously regress. Any other top notch coaches out there?

tangerine_dream
11-09-2004, 02:39 AM
TC I wonder what you think about the SHITLOAD of spin and media hype your darling Sharapova is receiving.:tape: Also seriously why on earth do you keep on getting intertwined with anything DUCK? You keep on complaining, yet you keep on watching/taking careful note of his every move.

LOL Naldo. :bowdown: I was going to say, for a bunch of Roddick haters these two (TC and TF) sure do spend a lot of time talking about him and starting numerous threads about him in GM. Hee! ;)

Chloe le Bopper
11-09-2004, 04:19 AM
Any other top notch coaches out there?

No, none. The tennis world is void of top notches coaches. True story.

Peta Pan
11-09-2004, 12:10 PM
Everyone's a duckfan... it's just hiding beneath the surface, waiting for the right moment to expose itself in full force :devil: :p

Go on duckhunters... see the light and cross over from the dark side - it seems you are trying your best!

Kristen
11-09-2004, 12:35 PM
ick Peta... hand me a scalpel and I'll cut it out if it's really there:p :sobbing:

-ernie-
11-09-2004, 12:47 PM
WHAT IS DUCK!!!! :eek: I just dont understand but it seems quite............Flabbergasting! :D

Kristen
11-09-2004, 12:52 PM
Noodely, some say it is an awesome creature...some say it is unattractive.
It is usually a predator on the tennis court, until it meets Mr Federer or Mr PimPim (Gosh I feel like Sam Wise now).

It's Roddick :-/

Golfnduck
11-09-2004, 07:15 PM
Everyone's a duckfan... it's just hiding beneath the surface, waiting for the right moment to expose itself in full force :devil: :p

Go on duckhunters... see the light and cross over from the dark side - it seems you are trying your best!
That is true. They are closet duck fans. They always seem to know when he's on tv, even when we don't. Funny how they even start threads about him. They must :hearts: him

Chloe le Bopper
11-09-2004, 07:46 PM
:retard:

tennischick
11-10-2004, 12:18 AM
TC I wonder what you think about the SHITLOAD of spin and media hype your darling Sharapova is receiving.:tape: Also seriously why on earth do you keep on getting intertwined with anything DUCK? You keep on complaining, yet you keep on watching/taking careful note of his every move. Just a question though, if he does end up firing Gilbert (highly doubt it imo) who in the hell is he gonna turn to? He won't go back to Tarik as his game will seriously regress. Any other top notch coaches out there?
MY darling Sharapova?? :confused: since when? :confused:

as i have explained a gazillion times before, i work part-time in media. unfortunately part of my job entails looking at media stories. sometimes it's pleasant. sometimes i have to watch Duckshit. you can't have it all :o

tennischick
11-10-2004, 12:20 AM
the above also applies to tangenious, pj girl, GolfnDuck and whichever Duckshitfan has nothing else to do but criticise Duckshit threads :o

Golfnduck
11-10-2004, 12:47 AM
I don't criticize your "duckshit" threads, I just find it interesting that you hate Andy, but you continually talk about him. Funny isn't it. Usually you avoid people you don't like, but you seem to gravitate to the duck.

Havok
11-10-2004, 12:56 AM
No you don't HAVE to watch Andy stuff. And your darling Sharapova, you know the one who you constantly post about over at wtaw.:wavey:

tennischick
11-10-2004, 01:46 AM
Naldo aka Duckshitfan:
i do NOT constantly post about Sharapova. unlike you who seem to have no life away from this board, i have a life and it's way too full to post all the time about anyone.

what i have posted on is the # of unfair bashing threads Maria has attracted since she beat Serena. as a Serena fan myself i find this unfair. i would say the same regardless of who had beaten Serena fair and square.

and actually Golfshitfan: the project was an assignment. i expected it to feature only Venus and Serena. to my shock and surprise there appeared the Duck. and if you think my comments here are bad you should read my review of the show. and i have the $$$ to show for it as opposed to you and Naldo who are always passing wind and have shit to show for it. :lol: :lol:

Havok
11-10-2004, 02:04 AM
i do NOT constantly post about Sharapova. unlike you who seem to have no life away from this board, i have a life and it's way too full to post all the time about anyone.
Such shit. You constantly post about Andy here don't you? And I do have a life I'm not on this board 24/7 just in case you haven't noticed. And I don't spend all my time on this board talking about ONE person anyways. And I'm actually surprised that your stuff gets passed and you receive money for your work if it's worse that the utter crap you write about here.:o And seeing as though I am not in the media field, nor is pretty much EVERYONE here, then we all just pass wind and don't get a penny's worth for our posts. Poor lost souls of mtf.:tears:

tennischick
11-10-2004, 02:09 AM
Naldo: i wasn't referring to any other poster here but you and GolfnDuck who spend so much time COMPLAINING about who posts what. who gives a shit? it's a tennisboard, folks have the right to post whatever they want. you don't like it, just ignore it asshole. don't keep complaining and complaining ad nauseam. nothing you say will make some of us ever like the Duck. why don't you just accept that and shut up with your stupid complaints :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Havok
11-10-2004, 02:13 AM
Seriously must we always revert to names all the time TC? And if you're always complaining about me always complaining, then I would suggest you take a dose of your own medicine. You can try to stop complaining/pay attention to Roddick and all your worries will be over. Works both ways you know, just a thought.:scared:

tennischick
11-10-2004, 02:23 AM
Naldo: i have never ever complained about whatever you choose to post about. you can post daily threads praising the Duck for all i care. this is a tennisboard and that is your prerogative. you also have the Duck Forum where you can quack his praises to the skies -- and i have never disrespected Duckfans by going there.

i have never pointed out your stupid complaints until now so i have no idea wtf you are talking about. but if you want to see me complain i'd be happy to visit you in the Duck Forum and start a few threads. say the word Duckshitfan. :fiery:

Chloe le Bopper
11-10-2004, 02:33 AM
I don't criticize your "duckshit" threads, I just find it interesting that you hate Andy, but you continually talk about him. Funny isn't it. Usually you avoid people you don't like, but you seem to gravitate to the duck.

Er, it would be "funny" and "interesting" if it wasn't for the fact that she just broke it down for you why she pays attention to certain things and posts as she does. At that point it sort of stops being worth pondering over (as opposed to repeating the exact same garble that you said before she filled you in), doesn't it?

Fedex
11-10-2004, 02:35 AM
Naldo aka Duckshitfan:
i do NOT constantly post about Sharapova. unlike you who seem to have no life away from this board, i have a life and it's way too full to post all the time about anyone.

what i have posted on is the # of unfair bashing threads Maria has attracted since she beat Serena. as a Serena fan myself i find this unfair. i would say the same regardless of who had beaten Serena fair and square.

and actually Golfshitfan: the project was an assignment. i expected it to feature only Venus and Serena. to my shock and surprise there appeared the Duck. and if you think my comments here are bad you should read my review of the show. and i have the $$$ to show for it as opposed to you and Naldo who are always passing wind and have shit to show for it. :lol: :lol:
:lol:

Pea
11-10-2004, 03:46 AM
Can't we bash rodduck in peace?:sad:

Tennis Fool
11-10-2004, 04:33 AM
Hmmm. Where is Star? She hasn't posted her thoughts yet :devil:

tennischick
11-10-2004, 04:34 AM
Can't we bash rodduck in peace?:sad:
:lol: :lol: is that too much to ask for? :lol: :lol: