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The Quack Attack in Houston!!!

Golfnduck
11-03-2004, 11:25 PM
:worship: GO ANDY!!! :worship:

Black Adam
11-04-2004, 07:40 AM
Quack! Quack! Go Andy !

Golfnduck
11-04-2004, 05:59 PM
Hopefully Andy will play better in Houston than he did in Paris.

Horatio Caine
11-05-2004, 08:07 PM
:haha: :haha:

tennisman.
11-07-2004, 04:25 PM
Go Andy!!!

missroddickfan
11-09-2004, 05:29 PM
GO ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUACK IS OUR WINNERhttp://file:///C:/Documents and Settings/Presario/Documenti/BEISSIMA/My Photos/Andy Roddick 158.jpg
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Golfnduck
11-10-2004, 09:27 PM
Well....the draw is out. Andy's group is Safin, Coria, and Henman. The order of play hasn't been released yet. Hopefully Andy will be ready for this. GO ANDY!!!

Deboogle!.
11-11-2004, 12:22 AM
If he's not ready, he has no good excuse. He can certainly beat all three of those players and considering he's well-rested, in good shape physically, and not coming in from hosting SNL like last year, there is no excuse for him not to play well in Houston, a place where he is treated like God and has all his family and friends and is happy and on a surface he likes. No excuses at all.

Golfnduck
11-11-2004, 09:27 PM
Andy plays Tim Henman Tuesday night at 7. GO ANDY!!!

Neely
11-11-2004, 11:37 PM
Quack! Quack! Go Andy !
"Quack, Quack"... :haha: :haha: ...always makes me laugh again when I'm reading this duck stuff ;)


Good luck, Andy!!! :rocker2:
He really needs it this time!!!


I hope he can play better than his last results :o :rolleyes: :o

MissPovaFan
11-11-2004, 11:41 PM
Andy plays Tim Henman Tuesday night at 7. GO ANDY!!!

Where is the full schedule do you know? Cheers in advance. :hug:

smucav
11-12-2004, 03:08 AM
Where is the full schedule do you know? Cheers in advance. :hug:
http://www.masters-cup.com/oncourt/doubles_2004.asp
Saturday, November 13
Starting at 1 p.m.
Black/Ullyett vs Damm/Suk
followed by
Bjorkman/Woodbridge vs Bhupathi/Mirnyi
Bryan/Bryan vs Etlis/Rodriguez

Sunday, November 14
Starting at 1 p.m.
Knowles/Nestor vs Malisse/Rochus
followed by
doubles TBD
doubles TBD

http://www.masters-cup.com/oncourt/2004.asp
Monday, November 15
Starting at 1 p.m.
(1)R Federer (SUI) vs (8)G Gaudio (ARG)
Starting at 7 p.m.
(3)L Hewitt (AUS) vs (5)C Moya (ESP)

Tuesday, November 16
Starting at 1 p.m.
(4)M Safin (RUS) vs (6)G Coria (ARG)
Starting at 7 p.m.
(2)A Roddick (USA) vs (7)T Henman (GBR)

Golfnduck
11-15-2004, 10:07 PM
Alright fellow duckies :wavey: I can't wait for tomorrow night's match. Should be nice to have "the duck" back in action. Henman better be prepared to be quacked!!!

Iheartandy&roger
11-16-2004, 01:58 AM
GO ANDY GO!
:bigclap: :rocker2: :inlove: Kick everyones ass!

liptea
11-16-2004, 02:31 AM
:wavey: Hi, Roddick fans!~

I'm not the biggest Andy Roddick fan, but I do hope that he does well in Houston.

ataptc
11-16-2004, 02:42 AM
aww that's nice of you, liptea :)

lets go andy!

NikeTennis
11-16-2004, 02:43 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANDY!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FEDZ!!!!!!

Deboogle!.
11-16-2004, 02:48 AM
Wow, you're, like, sooooooo mature! :o

ataptc
11-16-2004, 02:55 AM
Wow, you're, like, sooooooo mature! :o
:lol:

Horatio Caine
11-16-2004, 10:21 AM
Alright fellow duckies :wavey: I can't wait for tomorrow night's match. Should be nice to have "the duck" back in action. Henman better be prepared to be quacked!!!

I think Henman is ready to some plucking! :devil:

bad gambler
11-16-2004, 10:23 AM
can't see that happening jez - roddick will be too fired up in his "second home" in houston - though i'll be supporting timmy!

missroddickfan
11-16-2004, 01:02 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANDY!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FEDZ!!!!!!
child of 2 years old

Golfnduck
11-16-2004, 05:20 PM
Yet another Rogi troll threatened by the duck. So sad when people say they hate Andy, but they spend all day talking about him :rolleyes:

snaillyyy
11-16-2004, 05:26 PM
I think Henman is ready to some plucking! :devil:

Ok now I really do like Tim(must be that english side of me coming out) and
being ready to pluck is the first step in the art of plucking but dont think Tim has fullfilled the requirements to begin full fledged plucking.

Neely
11-16-2004, 08:28 PM
COME ON, Andy!!! :woohoo: :clap2: :clap2:

BEAT HENMAN!!!! :mad:

Horatio Caine
11-16-2004, 10:48 PM
COME ON, Andy!!! :woohoo: :clap2: :clap2:

BEAT HENMAN!!!! :mad:

Neely - I like you but............................stop it!!! :bigcry: :bigcry: :)

joeb_uk
11-17-2004, 03:26 PM
Wow, you're, like, sooooooo mature! :o
lol! check some of his older posts, saying about how good he is at tennis! he wanted his own forum, and player thread

RonE
11-17-2004, 03:49 PM
Wow- I don't think I have ever seen Roddick volley so well- very smart too. Instead of being on the backfoot trying to make the pass against Henman take the net away and make HIM hit the passes.

Now his next match with Safin will be very interesting- I wonder if it will be another all-tiebreak afair.

Golfnduck
11-17-2004, 08:09 PM
Duck vs. Hippo. Should be a good match. At least Andy will get a bit of a rest after the Safin match with playing Coria. GOOOO DUCKYBOY!!!!

tangerine_dream
11-17-2004, 09:29 PM
Ut-oh. Looks like Tim isn't very happy with Andy right now. ;)

An open letter to Andy Roddick: I thought Tennis was a Gentleman's Game!
Written by Mike Miedema

"I thought tennis was a gentleman's game!

Apparantly I thought wrong. How dare you have the gaul to walk onto that tennis court with your bright white Nike Airmax tennis shoes and limited edition, officialy licensed, blue Roddick-embroidered tennis bag. Already flaunting an aura of superiority before the match had even begun.

But you weren't finished, you proceeded to open a brand new pack of Wilson II tennis balls right in front of me, posturing that the tour-endorsed Wilson I tennis balls were somehow beneath you. I was going to say that the Wilson I tennis balls were the original balls of choice and that the Wilson II's only gained popularity from the name recognition of the Wilson I's, but I restrained.

Not only did you come well prepared with the latest equipment, you also color-matched that equipment with the correlating accessories of wristbands and a visor, a synergy that is hard to find in the professional, brand-contract-mandated ranks of men's tennis- thus gaining every conceivable pre-match advantage and perhaps already clinching the crucial game within the game.

Tennis is a gentleman's game, or at least that's what I was told. If you look back at my opening statement you will see I was curteous enough to refer to you as sir, a ranking I do not hand out to every Joe and Schmo. However, you did not treat me with similar respect on the tennis court.

Once the playing began, I grew further appalled. You were unholy and relentless in your pursuit of my complete and utter demise. At times toying with me, having me chase your ground strokes back and forth like a cancerous lab rat blindly searching for a last piece of cheese. You disassembled my many parts: you took the racquet out of my hand with your untold services aces, you made me an innocent bystander as you peppered the lines with a myriad of forehand and backhand winners, and when I charged the net you mashed the ball right at me, allowing me no time to react. How dare you!

If your play was not insulting enough to me, you would often chime in with your devilish tongue. "2-0, 4-0, 5-1, set!" and countless "40-love" statements that were devastating and necessary reminders of your effectiveness in both crushing me and accurately recalling of the score.

You have reduced me to nothing more than the very clay that makes up your precious domain. You have destroyed and impressed me with your level of play. Just don't ever do it again; at least not in front of other people, please!"

Thank you,

Your biggest fan,
Tim Henman

"Don't serve it that hard again, ever, please."
http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/sport/henman%20Crap.jpg

http:/www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i6991&rating=5

missroddickfan
11-18-2004, 02:08 PM
Ut-oh. Looks like Tim isn't very happy with Andy right now. ;)

An open letter to Andy Roddick: I thought Tennis was a Gentleman's Game!
Written by Mike Miedema

"I thought tennis was a gentleman's game!

Apparantly I thought wrong. How dare you have the gaul to walk onto that tennis court with your bright white Nike Airmax tennis shoes and limited edition, officialy licensed, blue Roddick-embroidered tennis bag. Already flaunting an aura of superiority before the match had even begun.

But you weren't finished, you proceeded to open a brand new pack of Wilson II tennis balls right in front of me, posturing that the tour-endorsed Wilson I tennis balls were somehow beneath you. I was going to say that the Wilson I tennis balls were the original balls of choice and that the Wilson II's only gained popularity from the name recognition of the Wilson I's, but I restrained.

Not only did you come well prepared with the latest equipment, you also color-matched that equipment with the correlating accessories of wristbands and a visor, a synergy that is hard to find in the professional, brand-contract-mandated ranks of men's tennis- thus gaining every conceivable pre-match advantage and perhaps already clinching the crucial game within the game.

Tennis is a gentleman's game, or at least that's what I was told. If you look back at my opening statement you will see I was curteous enough to refer to you as sir, a ranking I do not hand out to every Joe and Schmo. However, you did not treat me with similar respect on the tennis court.

Once the playing began, I grew further appalled. You were unholy and relentless in your pursuit of my complete and utter demise. At times toying with me, having me chase your ground strokes back and forth like a cancerous lab rat blindly searching for a last piece of cheese. You disassembled my many parts: you took the racquet out of my hand with your untold services aces, you made me an innocent bystander as you peppered the lines with a myriad of forehand and backhand winners, and when I charged the net you mashed the ball right at me, allowing me no time to react. How dare you!

If your play was not insulting enough to me, you would often chime in with your devilish tongue. "2-0, 4-0, 5-1, set!" and countless "40-love" statements that were devastating and necessary reminders of your effectiveness in both crushing me and accurately recalling of the score.

You have reduced me to nothing more than the very clay that makes up your precious domain. You have destroyed and impressed me with your level of play. Just don't ever do it again; at least not in front of other people, please!"

Thank you,

Your biggest fan,
Tim Henman

"Don't serve it that hard again, ever, please."
http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/sport/henman%20Crap.jpg

http:/www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i6991&rating=5
:haha: :haha:
do it again with safin, andy :) ;) ;)

Golfnduck
11-18-2004, 07:04 PM
GOOOO ANDY!!!!! I'm really excited for this match!!!! :bounce:

Mario66
11-18-2004, 09:45 PM
:bowdown: Congratulation Andy! You`re The Man! :bowdown:

:worship: :bounce: :bigclap:

tennisman.
11-18-2004, 09:51 PM
Congratulation Andy!

Golfnduck
11-18-2004, 10:04 PM
The duck quacks on!!!! Good match for both players. BRING ON CORIA!!!!

missroddickfan
11-19-2004, 03:34 PM
WOW, COMPLIMENTS........
NOW, CORIA IS GOING TO BE QUACKED TOO!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) :p :p :p :p

Iheartandy&roger
11-19-2004, 08:16 PM
Andy is playing awesome keep it up!!! he's playing way more mature and smarter!

Golfnduck
11-19-2004, 10:09 PM
Lleyton is up next in the semis!!! COME ON DUCKYBOY!!! QUACK ON!!!! :worship:

missroddickfan
11-20-2004, 07:10 PM
OMG OMG OMG................... HOW CAN IT HAS SUCCEDED??????????? ANDY LOST 63 62 FROM HEWITT.......... :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: