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who's next for paris?

Éowyn
10-27-2004, 07:14 AM
so on sunday it was poo, on tuesday it was duck? :haha: who's next???? is she going to be with rafael? hippo? he must be done with those models by now? the fish? well he shares everything else with duckboy doesn't he?
or will she be blamed for rogers injury? too much sex taping obviously is why he pulled out no? so who's it gonna be?

azza
10-27-2004, 07:23 AM
Wayne Arthurs.

silverwhite
10-27-2004, 07:34 AM
Go Radek! :bounce:

drf716
10-27-2004, 07:36 AM
who's next for paris hilton? well scud was first then andy...well could be anybody...hehehe!

Fee
10-27-2004, 07:47 AM
She should hook up with Marcelo Rios or Kafelnikov.

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 07:50 AM
Rios and Kafelnikov have better taste Fee.

Fee
10-27-2004, 07:52 AM
I'll take your word for it.

Robert Kendrick?

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 07:57 AM
Ginepri

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 07:58 AM
I forgot the perfect one.

Paris "ho" Hilton would be perfect for the rapper from the mean streets of Boca Raton. May I produce the wonder couple Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton, perfect bliss.

Daniel
10-27-2004, 08:09 AM
Ginepri

merle
10-27-2004, 09:03 AM
I forgot the perfect one.

Paris "ho" Hilton would be perfect for the rapper from the mean streets of Boca Raton. May I produce the wonder couple Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton, perfect bliss.

You're just too much George!!!!! :haha: :haha:

Peta Pan
10-27-2004, 09:16 AM
:haha: :haha: George

Actually, you questioned in the other thread whether Poo would share her around with his friends.......

I actually don't dislike the Hiltons, the thing that made me so angry about Poo was the way he treated Delta.

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 09:21 AM
The Poo is a generous guy that's all I can say.

Boludo
10-27-2004, 09:24 AM
I forgot the perfect one.

Paris "ho" Hilton would be perfect for the rapper from the mean streets of Boca Raton. May I produce the wonder couple Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton, perfect bliss.

That is wrong on so many levels but

:haha: :haha: :haha:

misyou25
10-27-2004, 09:36 AM
hey pj girl, nice avatar...he looks sweet

WyveN
10-27-2004, 10:18 AM
Damir Dokic

Ferrero Forever
10-27-2004, 10:21 AM
Damir Dokic
hahahaha, wouldn't surprise me with her

Boludo
10-27-2004, 10:24 AM
Damir Dokic

Damir Dokic, Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton in a threesome that is scary, it would appeal to people who are into hirsuitism.

Bibir
10-27-2004, 10:54 AM
Damir Dokic, Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton in a threesome that is scary, it would appeal to people who are into hirsuitism.


If we add Richard Williams...they could make a great video :)
Damir Dokic and Richard Williams together...sounds interesting :p

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 11:17 AM
If we add Richard Williams...they could make a great video :)
Damir Dokic and Richard Williams together...sounds interesting :p

The suggestions are getting sillier and sillier, but that's a good thing.

With Richard Williams it would definitely appeal to a certain type of audience.

sigmagirl91
10-27-2004, 11:21 AM
Er....uh.....Hewitt? He has to have a way to get over his broken heart, doesn't he?

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 11:22 AM
I could imagine Hewitt doing his little "Come on's" as he was getting down to business.

sigmagirl91
10-27-2004, 11:31 AM
I could imagine Hewitt doing his little "Come on's" as he was getting down to business.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Bibir
10-27-2004, 11:44 AM
Paris is becoming very popular here... 3 threads about her already...good job girl ;)

The Simple Life season 3 : Paris Hilton is "exploring" tennis world :help:

sigmagirl91
10-27-2004, 11:46 AM
Paris is becoming very popular here... 3 threads about her already...good job girl ;)

The Simple Life season 3 : Paris Hilton is "exploring" tennis world :o

The threads are appropriate, I guess, considering some of the content that passes as "appropriate" over here.

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 11:46 AM
I can see the video or movie now.

"The ATP does Paris " cumming to a theatre near you.

Toppu
10-27-2004, 12:09 PM
I could imagine Hewitt doing his little "Come on's" as he was getting down to business.

;) I was about to say the same thing. What about my countryman, Paradorn?
Paris is exactly his type.

alfonsojose
10-27-2004, 02:00 PM
She should go lesbo with Myskina. "You have food betwen your teeth, Nastya. Let me suck it out" :drool: Sharapova is still 17, so she'd have to wait ;)
Or she could launch a new brand of hair products with Feliciano Lopez :cool:

Bibir
10-27-2004, 02:17 PM
I can see the video or movie now.

"The ATP does Paris " cumming to a theatre near you.

Yeah...but "be careful people" you are borbidden to watch the movie if you are under 18 ;)
http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/music/Lp0364ParentalAdvisory.jpg

Action Jackson
10-27-2004, 04:50 PM
Yeah...but "be careful people" you are borbidden to watch the movie if you are under 18 ;)
http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/music/Lp0364ParentalAdvisory.jpg

Thanks for providing the necessary warnings.

Peoples
10-27-2004, 07:17 PM
;) I was about to say the same thing. What about my countryman, Paradorn?
Paris is exactly his type.
Interesting, how can Paris be his type? What's Paradorn like? I know nothing about him off-court.

She should go lesbo with Myskina. "You have food betwen your teeth, Nastya. Let me suck it out"
Myskina and her teeth? Ewwww.... yuck. But Sharapova in a years time sounds better :devil:

Éowyn
10-28-2004, 12:26 AM
Ginepri

why's everyone say robby! god no! please god no! *protects robby*

I could imagine Hewitt doing his little "Come on's" as he was getting down to business.

ROFL :haha::haha::haha::haha:


surely there should be a frenchman in paris :devil:

alex.2812
10-28-2004, 08:12 AM
i think lleyton hewitt

tennischick
10-28-2004, 12:42 PM
...May I produce the wonder couple Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton, perfect bliss. (introduce?)
:lol: :lol:

Roger-No.1
10-28-2004, 04:56 PM
Whats next? Let's see.... An orgy at ATP HQ?

Go Florida!

Action Jackson
10-28-2004, 05:04 PM
It has been reported that the Poo has strained his groin muscle and has problems with his lower back, this has been the reason that Paris Hilton has been passed around to Andrew Roddick, then onto Hewitt, and Vinny is looking forward to Paris and I am not talking about just Bercy either.

Once the Poo has overcome his injuries which were not to overstrain on the tennis court. He will be directing the adult version of "Forget Paris'.

Nikki♥
10-28-2004, 05:19 PM
Maria Sharapova...Paris and Maria in a lesbian sex movie, that´s all we have been waiting for.

Roger-No.1
10-28-2004, 05:48 PM
Maria Sharapova...Paris and Maria in a lesbian sex movie, that´s all we have been waiting for.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Nikki♥
10-28-2004, 05:49 PM
Any ideas what the video should be called? I´m not really creative today.

Chloe le Bopper
10-28-2004, 05:52 PM
I'm tired and thought this was about withdrawing from the tournament Paris. Sigh. Sleep is needed.

tennischick
10-28-2004, 05:56 PM
it is also about withdrawing from Paris...:p

Action Jackson
10-28-2004, 05:57 PM
You would hope that the guys for the sake of the world's population that they would withdraw from paris.

Chloe le Bopper
10-28-2004, 05:58 PM
it is also about withdrawing from Paris...:p
Ha!

Chloe le Bopper
10-28-2004, 05:59 PM
See, I actually read the first post and then posted a short comment on how Nadal couldn't withdraw from Paris because he didn't get in and would have to qualify. Blech. That was clearly off topic, so I deleted it :p

Lee
10-28-2004, 05:59 PM
I forgot the perfect one.

Paris "ho" Hilton would be perfect for the rapper from the mean streets of Boca Raton. May I produce the wonder couple Vinny Spadea and Paris Hilton, perfect bliss.

:haha: :haha:

Lee
10-28-2004, 06:07 PM
Wow! GWH is on fire these days ;)

Roger-No.1
10-28-2004, 06:36 PM
I'm tired and thought this was about withdrawing from the tournament Paris. Sigh. Sleep is needed.

I think half the posters thought it was about BNP Paris. They won't say it, that's all.

Zetlandsk
10-29-2004, 10:20 AM
You would hope that the guys for the sake of the world's population that they would withdraw from paris.

:devil:

Horatio Caine
10-29-2004, 11:59 AM
Tim Henman? He is reported to have said "I have fond memories of Paris from my exploits in June and i am looking forward to regaining my honour, in competition with fellow players (Marat!!!!!) next week. I will not settle for playing second fiddle."

However, Paris should not cherish this comment too much as Tim said similar things about Stella at the Queen's Club (never had the honour but played second fiddle 1999, 2000, 2002) and Tash (won her over two years running several years ago, and in fact, also dressed up for both occasions in the President's fashion)!

It seems that "Tim - so-called Squeaky-clean Henman" has been playing the field!

Roger-No.1
10-29-2004, 03:52 PM
Tim Henman? He is reported to have said "I have fond memories of Paris from my exploits in June and i am looking forward to regaining my honour

:haha: :haha:

Nikki♥
10-29-2004, 04:33 PM
Tim Henman? He is reported to have said "I have fond memories of Paris from my exploits in June and i am looking forward to regaining my honour, in competition with fellow players (Marat!!!!!) next week. I will not settle for playing second fiddle."


Paris and Henman? :eek:

:haha:

Horatio Caine
10-29-2004, 05:05 PM
Paris and Henman? :eek:

:haha:

Yep Paris has treated him oh so well the past 12 months! :tape:

TaTaaa
10-29-2004, 06:57 PM
I hope the next is not Marat!!! hehe

Peoples
10-29-2004, 08:59 PM
See, I actually read the first post and then posted a short comment on how Nadal couldn't withdraw from Paris because he didn't get in and would have to qualify. Blech. That was clearly off topic, so I deleted it :p
No, not off topic at all, I mean Nadal can't get in to Paris Hilton because there's Philipoussis and Roddick who are preferred ahead of him, so it's obvious Nadal would have to qualify :p

loeliepoelie
10-29-2004, 09:48 PM
Tim Henman? He is reported to have said "I have fond memories of Paris from my exploits in June and i am looking forward to regaining my honour, in competition with fellow players (Marat!!!!!) next week. I will not settle for playing second fiddle."

However, Paris should not cherish this comment too much as Tim said similar things about Stella at the Queen's Club (never had the honour but played second fiddle 1999, 2000, 2002) and Tash (won her over two years running several years ago, and in fact, also dressed up for both occasions in the President's fashion)!

It seems that "Tim - so-called Squeaky-clean Henman" has been playing the field!

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: