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Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 12:47 AM
A place to talk about or summarise the juiciest action in GM - MTF's version of Utopia

Currently trending: Endless Nadal's anatomy discussions, blind hate

Onto the real reason I made this thread

Don't diss, don't cuss, discuss.

leng jai
03-31-2012, 12:48 AM
Ajde.

Smoke944
03-31-2012, 12:49 AM
this thread has potential, no?

Johnny Groove
03-31-2012, 12:51 AM
Very much potential, yes, top idea.

Pirata.
03-31-2012, 12:54 AM
What's more interesting, Nadal's knees or MIMIC's jinx attempt?

leng jai
03-31-2012, 12:56 AM
Lack of Hass discussion has been a trend in the last decade.

Ajde.

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 01:05 AM
What's more interesting, Nadal's knees or MIMIC's jinx attempt?

Jinx attempts are always interesting, but you can't have an argument about jinxes like you can with knees

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 01:07 AM
this thread has potential, no?

No, I typo'd and wrote juiciest instead of soul sucking-est :sad:

Ajdeman
03-31-2012, 01:54 AM
I approve this thread :wavey:

tripwires
03-31-2012, 05:06 AM
:lol: Amazing thread Sham.

Clay Death
03-31-2012, 05:39 AM
another dynamic trending at ejacustan (aka the asylum, aka GM): envy fungus


my compliments to the shamster. this thread idea was simply superb.

**clay death the destroyer approves this thread.

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 12:45 PM
My morning begins with Haase being called the weakest mentally in the top 200. This is not a good start to my morning..

Chase Visa
03-31-2012, 12:51 PM
Everyone is anxiously waiting to see whether the Djoker can arrest his slump or whether Murray will continue his MM dominance.

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 01:00 PM
The all important GM WWW opinion is 58 votes for a Djoker win and 33 for a Murray win. Pretty convincing as expected

leng jai
03-31-2012, 01:11 PM
In conclusion Murray will win via a double bagel.

Ajde.

Chirag
03-31-2012, 01:16 PM
The all important GM WWW opinion is 58 votes for a Djoker win and 33 for a Murray win. Pretty convincing as expected

That means Murray might win :scared:

noddzy
03-31-2012, 01:24 PM
So this is like a twitter feed for all the GM news ? :) Funny fotos is trending @ GM too - it's my favorite thread in GM :p

156mphserve
03-31-2012, 02:11 PM
In conclusion Murray will win via a double bagel.

Ajde.

but will it take more than the 44 minutes it took Rochus to give Filo V. a hard on?

Adje.

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 02:38 PM
Simon Reed has been trending since Fed managed to lose to ARod. Looks a nailed on mug of the month, and some posters in GM have been unable to go a few posts without finding something his jinxes have caused. The man is hogging all the clown limelight GM usually reserves for players

Time Violation
03-31-2012, 03:01 PM
This thread is a sham. I must protest

Clay Death
03-31-2012, 04:16 PM
its sham dame.

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 04:28 PM
This thread is a sham. I must protest

Which brings me to the meaning of my username. Everything I do or say is a sham, kay?

gulzhan
03-31-2012, 04:35 PM
GM gets funnier. The #2 thread reminded me Joey-- OK, just tell me who should die so that I get custody of Emma! :rolls:

tripwires
03-31-2012, 04:35 PM
WHat's the latest GM gossip? I was barely on GM the whole day. I received a PM about some alleged tardish moderation in the thread about Rafa's knees...

Sham Kay
03-31-2012, 04:42 PM
Loads of mini essays being sprayed around the Rafa's health thread. The only post that got me thinking was-

Is he faking this? :confused:

Everyone else just seems too sure of themselves. You'd think they were in his camp

Clay Death
03-31-2012, 04:46 PM
one trend, above all trends, and the mother of all trends is mindless blind hate at ejacustan.

it is also free amusement for the rest of us.

its like a cyber madness of the highest order. 100 ejacuzeeees trying to top each other with their blind hate agendas every single day.

tripwires
03-31-2012, 05:00 PM
one trend, above all trends, and the mother of all trends is mindless blind hate at ejacustan.

it is also free amusement for the rest of us.

its like a cyber madness of the highest order. 100 ejacuzeeees trying to top each other with their blind hate agendas every single day.

What the heck does this even mean? :confused:

Clay Death
03-31-2012, 05:05 PM
check with commander adrian. he will explain this phenomenon to you.

Chirag
03-31-2012, 05:18 PM
What the heck does this even mean? :confused:

it means you enjoy reading the trolling of other people's posts ;)

Gagsquet
03-31-2012, 08:08 PM
You notice VERY quickly that English is the fourth language of Clay Death: he speaks total nonsense day and night.

Clay Death
03-31-2012, 10:38 PM
so i have followers anyway.

excellent. that is the least i can expect from common mouse breeders.

Sham Kay
04-01-2012, 12:11 AM
Speaking of disputes - A few detailed arguments going on in the Monte Carlo thread. Every thread just keeps proving GM would be dead without Nadal.. or at least less entertaining

Or he could stop losing to Djokovic and win the next 3 slams on his way to reaching 17 slams by 2014. That will be good for tennis.

vamosinator AKA Rafawoncygs has been continuing where he left off with his fanboyism throughout GM lately. I was gonna quote the one with the large pic of Nadal holding the Wimby trophy but the ghosts of a few now retired MTF members gave me the red light on that thought

Masters titles:

Federer 19
Nadull 12 (7 Mickey Carlo tournaments deducted)

This is a little special. Almost as special as when people make their own custom H2H records by ignoring matches that were played on certain surfaces :speakles:

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 12:59 AM
tennis is played on clay last time i checked.

and it is not easy to bag a RG crown. just ask, newcombe, connors, johnny mac, sampras, and fed and countless other legends in tennis.

Chase Visa
04-01-2012, 01:11 AM
Yeah, clay courts seem to be much more specialist than hards and grass. Why?

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 01:20 AM
negative. that is simply not true.

top players today can play on any surface. d-pot does have his movement issues on grass but that is because he is so tall.

the reason nadal has always dominated on clay is simple: his heavy tospin game is more ideally suited for clay. and this is not a novel concept.

vilas, borg, muster and the like also had games that were more ideally suited for clay. long, looping mechanics of heavy topspin off both wings require more time to execute and on clay these guys got the time they needed.

clay also requires supreme fitness and there was nobody who came close to the fitness levels of borg, vilas, and muster.

clay warrior was also the fittest on the planet at the very height of his powers but he let that fitness take a hit after 2010.

no-djok borrowed a page from nadal`s book and became the new nadal.

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 02:27 AM
evening tramps. big match tomorrow. time to get fired up.

lets get this party started.


finally, what is the latest on the legless ejacuzeeees at ejacustan? who is going after who right now?

what is the envy fungus meter reading there at the moment? i say it is sort of below average at the moment. they are being somewhat calm.

tripwires
04-01-2012, 07:40 AM
This is a little special. Almost as special as when people make their own custom H2H records by ignoring matches that were played on certain surfaces :speakles:

My god that LinkMage post is an utter embarrassment. :facepalm:

Chase Visa
04-01-2012, 07:50 AM
The ATP did the best troll ever...

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 05:39 PM
i expect all kind of shit to be trending at ejacustan today if murray wins.

and by the way, it is murray in 3 sets today.

Chirag
04-01-2012, 05:48 PM
i expect all kind of shit to be trending at ejacustan today if murray wins.

and by the way, it is murray in 3 sets today.

I will quote you on this ;)

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 05:48 PM
T-12

Sham Kay
04-01-2012, 05:49 PM
Just a few harmless Aprils fools jokes going on today. Peaceful times..

GM will be collectively happy for Murray should he perform a miracle and take the win today

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 08:48 PM
andy had his chances. he doesnt have enough testicular fortitude. it is just that simple.

so much for his progress.

Sham Kay
04-01-2012, 09:20 PM
GM is collectively weeping over it as we speak

Clay Death
04-01-2012, 09:27 PM
affirmative.

ejacustan is really going at it.

ssin
04-08-2012, 08:16 AM
the Elusive Middle Finger is the hot topic at the moment.

tripwires
04-08-2012, 10:38 AM
You mean non-existent...

Hian-GOAT
04-08-2012, 05:21 PM
Tipsarevic demolishing his image without my help :eek: :yeah:

ssin
04-08-2012, 05:38 PM
You mean non-existent...

No that was not what I meant. It requires a good piece of detective work including some twittering, but the Finger is among us, frequently changing dwellings. You must be careful, such things have a mind of their own and are vile. Many people choose to deny the existence of the Finger to their own detriment.

Ben.
04-08-2012, 07:56 PM
A finger hasn't seen this much play since Federer's last year.