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In the striplight - tripwires (4000 ajde posts as well)

leng jai
03-25-2012, 01:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PY5KN.jpg

I'm not as GOAT as Andrey so I had to take the two pictures separately. If you combine the two pictures together you sort of get the illusion I am holding the sign up. Yes, the picture was taken in the toilet at work when I was having hiding there having my customary 15 minute power nap.

Here is a personally signed wrapper of your favourite chocolates also:

http://i.imgur.com/uIRaw.jpg

1. Are you actually a closet gut-tard?
2. How have you managed to withstand Action Jackson's GOAT powers of seduction?
3. How many infractions/death threats a day do you receive for your avatar?
4. Approximately what percentage of Andrey's bogan accent could you comprehend? IMO hes arousing moans from Hass' slice were more expressive.
5. What is my manliest feature besides my gut?
6. Is Sweet Cleo your double account? This thread has blown your cover: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=199007
7. How has your life changed since you made your debut post in the Castle? When is CD giving you your title?
8. Ajde?
9. On a scale of 9.99 to 10 how GOAT am I?
10. Describe your perfect farm animal.
11. Why did you choose a hotel that had an uphill incline to the reception?
12. What is your favourite word out of the many I overuse?
13. Out of the Krispy Kreme dude, the Koko Black waiter and my dad, who was the cutest?
14. Were you serious when you said pretentiously cut up fruit tastes better?
15. Do you enjoy having a whipped vpartner?
16. Do you realise that you're the only person in the world that still looks perfect while donning a FG cap?
17. Are you impressed that I randomized the order of my questions so the 43 filler questions weren't as blatant?
18. Which chat thread should be ajde-ize next?
19. Were you embarrassed walking in public within 20 metres of me?
20. Are you only friends with me because you like my parents?
21. Can you comprehend how someone can write 50 questions of such shit quality in a single post?
22. How do you stop yourself from instantly proposing to a man who is donning the Crocs + Socks combo?
23. How disgruntled are you that these questions are not multiple choice?
24. Do you understand why Radek Stepanek chooses to play tennis when he could be a Victoria's Secret model?
25. Could you identify any objects in my room that an actual practical person would think of buying?
26. Would you have been a Hasstard if you were aware of his achievements in my signature when you were choosing what type of tard you wanted to grow up to be?
27. Why does my CP have no good reps from you and instead only a bad rep from your Sweet Cleo account?
28. Were you impressed by my walking speed or were you too distracted because I was just a blur?
29. Was my premium account the thing that attracted you to me initially?
30. Are you going to preorder the blu ray edition of Lu Vs Serra?
31. Were you taken a back by my feminine aura when you first saw me?
32. How many times did you have to refer to your dictionary when reading the book I gave you?
33. What is your favourite post of mine?
34. Have you gotten over the fact that your gimp cheerleader forgot to vote for you in the SF of Miss MTF?
35. Are you going to procrastinate on answering these questions because they are too GOAT?
36. Were you just being polite when you didn't ask Andrey if he had Leprosy?
37. Did you refrain from spending $107 to watch Rogi Vs Ivo in the back row because you felt guilty about taking advantage of such a bar bar bargain?
38. How many typos and examples of dire English are there in this post?
39. When you were first born were you happy with how your fringe looked?
40. If you don't believe in God how do you explain how beautiful you are?
41. How devastated are you that that Bilbo is interested in Raquel but not you?
42. Do you watch the 2008 RG final everyday during your lunch break?
43. Would you marry a guy whose surname sounded like a constipated grunt?
44. Do you know which plastic surgeon Rogi used for his GOAT left arm?
45. Are you impressed that every photo of Rogi has been photoshopped so that we can actually see his face behind his nose?
46. Do you think death by Inception poster is an impressive way to die?
47. Do you make all your dinner companions eat the food you wrongly ordered due to lack of basic reading comprehension?
50. Is your level of arousal directly proportionate to the length of a guy's sentences?

Ajde

Hewitt =Legend
03-25-2012, 01:08 PM
Well this explains your mysterious absence all day. Very arousing handwriting as well..

This is going to take Strip at least a month to answer all questions properly.

Ajde :sad:

Nathaliia
03-25-2012, 01:09 PM
cute handwriting

Hewitt =Legend
03-25-2012, 01:10 PM
BTW how nerve-wracking is it writing these notes... spelling mistakes are inevitable..

Ajde :sad:

Gagsquet
03-25-2012, 01:12 PM
Did MTF babies ever happen Nathii?

Chirag
03-25-2012, 01:14 PM
Wow GOAT thread .I think I got the answer to my question in the Leng Jai thread

Gagsquet
03-25-2012, 01:17 PM
The question forty is out of this world !

Johnny Groove
03-25-2012, 02:27 PM
Spring love is in the air.

leng jai and tripwires the Agassi and Steffi Graf of MTF.

tripwires
03-25-2012, 04:13 PM
:speakles:

...

After recovering from my incapacitation I noticed that there are no questions 48 and 49. :sad:

Apart from that tiny flaw this is the best MTF thread of all time. :inlove:

BroTree123
03-25-2012, 04:25 PM
Fuck, this is going to be hot. I'm taking 5 extra rolls of tissues with me for this thread.

tripwires
03-25-2012, 04:40 PM
An easy one:


35. Are you going to procrastinate on answering these questions because they are too GOAT?


Yes.

Sham Kay
03-25-2012, 04:55 PM
I just wanted to make it into the first page of this thread.

Good questions. Haven't read any of them, but I'm sure they are.

Orka_n
03-25-2012, 05:01 PM
I concur with question eight

GOAT = Fed
03-25-2012, 05:04 PM
:speakles:

arm
03-25-2012, 05:35 PM
This is goat and ajde like at the same time. speechless.

But Andreys handwriting is better :hearts:

Tulipe
03-25-2012, 05:53 PM
Now I seriously hope nobody here is interested in me so much to come up with 50 questions I'd have to answer :eek: Can't decide if I should say "poor Trip" or "lucky Trip". :hug:

arm
03-25-2012, 06:16 PM
Now I seriously hope nobody here is interested in me so much to come up with 50 questions I'd have to answer :eek: Can't decide if I should say "poor Trip" or "lucky Trip". :hug:

You're asking for it. :lol: :devil: :hug:

Tulipe
03-25-2012, 06:23 PM
You're asking for it. :lol: :devil: :hug:

You will do it? :eek:

arm
03-25-2012, 06:26 PM
You will do it? :eek:

Certainly not before wednesday, but I might just do it if I get bored during spring break. :p AND I'll demand that you answer in a video :p

Naudio Spanlatine
03-25-2012, 08:48 PM
This is gonna be the best thread, you heard it first:rocker2:
Or probably many times:rolleyes:

Time Violation
03-26-2012, 12:03 AM
Ajdeee!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/01/14/serbia_gallery__516x400.jpg

arm
03-26-2012, 12:10 AM
^^^Way to ruin the thread :rolleyes:

GOAT = Fed
03-26-2012, 12:28 AM
The title of this thread is highly inaccurate because Tripwires has not officially got to 4000 posts yet.

Gagsquet
03-26-2012, 12:34 AM
She just wait I hit the count first. She is polite.

Time Violation
03-26-2012, 01:00 AM
^^^Way to ruin the thread :rolleyes:

It can only be better now :p

BigJohn
03-26-2012, 01:33 AM
Are you comfortable in the striplight?

Pirata.
03-26-2012, 04:08 AM
leng jai and tripwires the Agassi and Steffi Graf of MTF.

:inlove:

tripwires
03-26-2012, 06:21 AM
The title of this thread is highly inaccurate because Tripwires has not officially got to 4000 posts yet.

Exactly, hence the inclusion of the SdG-esque premature ejaculation in the note.

BTW I'm mega impressed by your premature ejaculation leng. :hearts:

tripwires
03-26-2012, 06:22 AM
She just wait I hit the count first. She is polite.

I'm 3 posts behind you (now 2). :eek: I have to win this contest.

Chirag
03-26-2012, 11:30 AM
Trip is 3 posts away now

Hewitt =Legend
03-26-2012, 11:33 AM
Go StripNard, you can do it :bounce:

Ajde :sad:

acionescu
03-26-2012, 11:37 AM
GOAT ITS thread :worship: :worship:

Only Adeegee with Gretchen reached this level of stalking interest :bowdown:

Hewitt =Legend
03-26-2012, 11:42 AM
Adeegee almost has the GOAT username.

Ajde :sad:

Chirag
03-26-2012, 12:02 PM
Adeegee almost has the GOAT username.

Ajde :sad:

1 e needs to be replaced with a j

Hewitt =Legend
03-26-2012, 12:10 PM
I know we're feeling upset over this lost opportunity but imagine the grief this user is and has been going through ever since he was dealt the cruel typo blow upon the registration process...

Ajde :sad:

arm
03-26-2012, 12:13 PM
I know we're feeling upset over this lost opportunity but imagine the grief this user is and has been going through ever since he was dealt the cruel typo blow upon the registration process...

Ajde :sad:

:haha:



My question to strip:
When are you going to answr the 48 questions?

GOAT = Fed
03-26-2012, 01:07 PM
Strip two requests:

1). Once you reach 4000 please answer the 48 Qs as per request.

2). Strip live on webcam bro.

tripwires
03-26-2012, 02:33 PM
My question to strip:
When are you going to answr the 48 questions?

I just did (well the first ten), thinking it was my 4000th post, but one of my posts got deleted somewhere and when I posted my answers it was my 3999th post. :speakles: I quickly deleted it and will be re-posting after I post this. :hearts:

Strip two requests:

1). Once you reach 4000 please answer the 48 Qs as per request.

2). Strip live on webcam bro.

1. Okay :hearts:

2. No.

BroTree123
03-26-2012, 02:36 PM
Question:

Do you think Leng Jai is really all that .... well.... "leng jai"?

tripwires
03-26-2012, 02:36 PM
(Hopefully I get it right this time. I am not please with whoever deleted one of my posts, whatever that was.)

4000th post!!! :bounce:

I'm putting on my serious cap for these insanely thought-provoking questions. :hearts:


1. Are you actually a closet gut-tard?


I know I'm supposed to answer yes, but I gotta be honest: no. :sad: Which means if I fall madly in love with someone with a gut it means he has the best personality of all time. :hearts:


2. How have you managed to withstand Action Jackson's GOAT powers of seduction?


I haven't? From your thread:


2. If you became an MTF mod and had unlimited power, who's the first poster you'd ban?



2. Action Jackson, the greatest threat to my vrelationship.



He's a mod AND has 10 times more posts than you. Yeah, you should feel threatened.
(emphasis added)

AJ is just irresistible. :hearts:

3. How many infractions/death threats a day do you receive for your avatar?

0 infractions but countless number of death threats from female posters (like Nole fan) who are jealous of my special relationship with you. :hearts: I genuinely fear for my life. :sad:

4. Approximately what percentage of Andrey's bogan accent could you comprehend? IMO hes arousing moans from Hass' slice were more expressive.

Honestly, the only thing that came out of his mouth that I understood was his moaning whenever Hass hit a slice backhand, so that'd be 0% of his bogan accent...which makes me wonder how I managed to understand you considering your bogan accent is thicker than his. :speakles:

5. What is my manliest feature besides my gut?

Um. That's a very good question. I need more time to think about this.

6. Is Sweet Cleo your double account? This thread has blown your cover: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=199007

Yes. I spent all this time convincing MTF that I was a Fedtard so that my secret would be safe, so thanks for blowing my cover.

7. How has your life changed since you made your debut post in the Castle? When is CD giving you your title?

After my amazing debut post in Castle, I wake up every morning feeling like the most beautiful princess in the world and the most spartan warrior in Sparta and the world. :hearts: I don't know when I'm getting my title and quite frankly I'm gonna be mega devoed if it's not General Admiral Herculean Spartan Xerxesian Zeusian Athenian Warrior Queen Princess Xena Lover of Theseus and Perseus Great Cleopatra Lover of Mark Atony Loyal Friend of Julius Caesar Emperor of Rome Screwed by the Greatest of All-Time Soothsayer, Tripwires Stripwires.

8. Ajde?

Yes, your posts put me in a state of constant, non-stop virtual arousal.

9. On a scale of 9.99 to 10 how GOAT am I?

If I could quantify "mega" and "super" and "supremely" and "unbelievably" on your arbitrary scale, I would; unfortunately, your unstoppable GOATness would no doubt break your crappy scale. As such, I decline to answer.

10. Describe your perfect farm animal.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/yelen/moocow.jpg

This is so tiring. I'm going to take a break.

tennizen
03-26-2012, 02:40 PM
Well start, strippy.

Also, it is my humble opinion that leng jai is better at asking questions than giving answers.

tripwires
03-26-2012, 03:24 PM
GOAT ITS thread :worship: :worship:

Only Adeegee with Gretchen reached this level of stalking interest :bowdown:

:speakles: What's this about?

Question:

Do you think Leng Jai is really all that .... well.... "leng jai"?

Yes. :hearts: In an entirely non-sarcastic manner. :hearts:

Well start, strippy.

Also, it is my humble opinion that leng jai is better at asking questions than giving answers.

I dunno, I rather liked the answers to my questions. That is, the ones that he did answer. :hearts:

"well start"? I shall give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that was intentional.

Go StripNard, you can do it :bounce:

Ajde :sad:

:facepalm:

tennizen
03-26-2012, 03:28 PM
I dunno, I rather liked the answers to my questions. That is, the ones that he did answer. :hearts:


It is also my humble opinion that you are not entirely objective(not that I would call that a flaw) in this regard :D

"well start"? I shall give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that was intentional.


It's an MTF relic expression. Although, I don't think I used it in the original GOAT manner it was used.

arm
03-26-2012, 03:48 PM
I'm impressed strip. :worship: Only one problem, a few days ago you admitted to being a closet Nole tard and now you're saying you're a closed Rafa tard? :confused: Not happy about that, not happy at all. :shrug:

tripwires
03-26-2012, 04:13 PM
It is also my humble opinion that you are not entirely objective(not that I would call that a flaw) in this regard :D



I am very objective, especially in this regard. Why are people trying to convince me otherwise. :sad:


It's an MTF relic expression. Although, I don't think I used it in the original GOAT manner it was used.

Like "underrented"?

I'm impressed strip. :worship: Only one problem, a few days ago you admitted to being a closet Nole tard and now you're saying you're a closed Rafa tard? :confused: Not happy about that, not happy at all. :shrug:

I'm a closet Rafoletard. :hearts: :D

Man these questions are so hard. My brain is too tired. :sad:

Pirata.
03-26-2012, 07:07 PM
I'm a closet Rafoletard. :hearts: :D

:speakles:

Kat_YYZ
03-27-2012, 08:26 AM
6. Is Sweet Cleo your double account? This thread has blown your cover: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=199007
...
Ajde

:haha:
OMG how did I miss this thread... :haha:
Darn, it's closed now, I can't even comment in it.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276422_191464110913363_4188729_n.jpg (http://www.ajdefest.com/)

tripwires
03-27-2012, 04:54 PM
11. Why did you choose a hotel that had an uphill incline to the reception?


Because I was prescient enough to anticipate that some random from MTF who kindly agreed to be my tourguide in Melbourne would have some...fitness issues, to put it politely, and I wanted some entertainment at his expense.

12. What is your favourite word out of the many I overuse?

Faulty for sure.

13. Out of the Krispy Kreme dude, the Koko Black waiter and my dad, who was the cutest?

Obviously your dad. What kind of a useless question is this?

14. Were you serious when you said pretentiously cut up fruit tastes better?

I never said it tasted better. I just said it was easier to eat since it was nicely sliced up into thin pieces and I didn't have to use my hand to hold it, bite into it, hurt my teeth and get juice all over my hands, which would prompt me to either 1) look for some wet wipes and freak out when I can't find any; or 2) go to the toilet to wash my hand every 5 seconds.

15. Do you enjoy having a whipped vpartner?

Yes, I find the idea very arousing.

16. Do you realise that you're the only person in the world that still looks perfect while donning a FG cap?

No, I share this honour with FG himself. :hearts:

17. Are you impressed that I randomized the order of my questions so the 43 filler questions weren't as blatant?

I seriously don't understand this question. :confused: Why would the randomising make 43 filler questions less blatant? Did you mean to suggest that there are 5 non-filler, i.e. potentially serious, questions in this thread? :confused:

18. Which chat thread should be ajde-ize next?

Singaporean chat thread of course, followed by Rafachat. :devil:

19. Were you embarrassed walking in public within 20 metres of me?

So embarrassed that I had to keep a 21 metres distance from you at all times.

20. Are you only friends with me because you like my parents?

Yes. Shit, how did you guess?

21. Can you comprehend how someone can write 50 questions of such shit quality in a single post?

Absolutely. You started this thread. QED.

22. How do you stop yourself from instantly proposing to a man who is donning the Crocs + Socks combo?

By demonstrating amazing self-restraint and resilience which then translated to an obstinate refusal to fall prey to the intensely seductive and indescribably arousing visual that is a man who is donning the Crocs + Socks combo.

23. How disgruntled are you that these questions are not multiple choice?

Super pleased actually. I've always been shit at multiple choice and you know how I love writing essays and being all verbose. :hearts:

24. Do you understand why Radek Stepanek chooses to play tennis when he could be a Victoria's Secret model?

Because it's his goal in life to beat Tommy Haas.

25. Could you identify any objects in my room that an actual practical person would think of buying?

That expensive amp for the expensive headphones. Obviously the only practical way to listen to music is to do so pretentiously.

26. Would you have been a Hasstard if you were aware of his achievements in my signature when you were choosing what type of tard you wanted to grow up to be?

Probably not because I'm a bandwagoner and a glory hunter. :hearts: However, ever since 1) I met you; and 2) he looked directly at me for two seconds in that intensely sexy manner at the tennis, I have become an honorary Hasstard. :hearts:

27. Why does my CP have no good reps from you and instead only a bad rep from your Sweet Cleo account?

I believe that has been rectified. I had to badrep you from my Sweet Cleo account in order to protect my cover but you saw right through me.

28. Were you impressed by my walking speed or were you too distracted because I was just a blur?

Did you mean you were a blur because you were too fast? But that can't be; you were always at least 3 steps behind me. Your walking speed arouses me.

29. Was my premium account the thing that attracted you to me initially?

If it'd been a lifetime account I would've stayed in Melbourne to be with you. Shame.

30. Are you going to preorder the blu ray edition of Lu Vs Serra?

Only if I can find a version that was filmed from behind the black pole.

31. Were you taken a back by my feminine aura when you first saw me?

If by "feminine" you really meant "gay", then...

...no, not really. I was too busy trying to decipher your accent to notice.

32. How many times did you have to refer to your dictionary when reading the book I gave you?

Like, every other sentence, because the English is, like, so hard? I mean, like, what the hell does, like, "dead" and "friends" even mean?

33. What is your favourite post of mine?

I'll come back to this; too tired to trawl through threads to look for a couple of posts now. (Yes I'm taking this question seriously. :hearts:)

34. Have you gotten over the fact that your gimp cheerleader forgot to vote for you in the SF of Miss MTF?

Obviously not? Why else do you think you're so vwhipped? :rolleyes: I can't believe YOU didn't vote for me at the most crucial stage of the contest. It would have been my greatest achievement in life to beat Nathii and get to the final. :sobbing:

36. Were you just being polite when you didn't ask Andrey if he had Leprosy?

Actually I wanted to ask if he was too poor and/or ignorant to invest in sunblock but I thought that might have been politically incorrect.

37. Did you refrain from spending $107 to watch Rogi Vs Ivo in the back row because you felt guilty about taking advantage of such a bar bar bargain?

Bar bar bargain? :lol: No, it was because I felt guilty about ditching you. :awww: (And because it made zero financial sense to spend $107 x 1.38 to watch Rogi versus Ivo from the last row of RLA.)

38. How many typos and examples of dire English are there in this post?

Question 4 is absolutely reprehensible. Question 31 - "aback" and not "a back". Question 36 - not sure why "leprosy" was capitalised. Question 28 - unclear. Question 18 - I think you meant "ajde-ised" and another point deducted for using American English. Question 22 - I don't think "socks" should be capitalised unless there's a particular brand of bogan socks called Socks (which wouldn't really be surprising). Question 22 again - awkward sentence structure. The sign - "ajde" is spelled wrongly. I think I should stop here; my languagetardism is showing. :facepalm:

39. When you were first born were you happy with how your fringe looked?

I was probably as happy with my fringe as a newborn as you were with yours as a newborn.

40. If you don't believe in God how do you explain how beautiful you are?

Omg. :hearts: :inlove: :melts:

tripwires
03-27-2012, 04:55 PM
41. How devastated are you that that Bilbo is interested in Raquel but not you?

I couldn't give less of a fuck. However, I am beyond devastated that Action Jackson is not reciprocating my interest. :sad: It's time to hit the gym and train those abs and get rid of my waist. :rocker2:

42. Do you watch the 2008 RG final everyday during your lunch break?

I don't, but I would if you watched the 2009 Federer/Hass RG match every day on loop.

43. Would you marry a guy whose surname sounded like a constipated grunt?

:lol: I'd marry anyone who would acquiesce to my demands to keep my own surname. Also, the fact that we don't have the same surname is a step in the right direction. :hearts:

44. Do you know which plastic surgeon Rogi used for his GOAT left arm?

Probably the same one that Wozniacki used for herself. She'd better look elsewhere to fix her boyfriend's face.

(Wow that was quite bitchy even for me. :speakles:)

45. Are you impressed that every photo of Rogi has been photoshopped so that we can actually see his face behind his nose?

:rolleyes: You're just jealous of his GOAT hair. I bet HE never complains about his fringe.

46. Do you think death by Inception poster is an impressive way to die?

I couldn't think of a better way to die, really, especially when the potential victim in question bought the poster before seeing the film, then spent a bomb on the frame despite not liking the film.

47. Do you make all your dinner companions eat the food you wrongly ordered due to lack of basic reading comprehension?

This is SO unfair. For the last time, the bloody menu did not describe the dish. Why would I order something that contains raw fish when I don't eat raw fish unless the menu fails to mention this critical fact, which, I repeat, it did fail to do so?

To properly answer your question, though, I did that to you on purpose because I wanted to test just how gentlemanly you were. :hearts:

50. Is your level of arousal directly proportionate to the length of a guy's sentences?

More like it's directly proportionate to the depth and breadth of his vocabulary and his ability to use the comma properly. I do get aroused too when he uses the word "revert" correctly. He passes the first impression test if he can differentiate between "its" and "it's".


Ajde

I finished this. :speakles:

Hewitt =Legend
03-28-2012, 12:47 AM
Actually I wanted to ask if he was too poor and/or ignorant to invest in sunblock but I thought that might have been politically incorrect.

You could have asked me, I am used to people questioning my physical appearance. Now you'll never know the truth...

Solid answers Strippy, you really ploughed through them all with relative ease. Looking forward to the next 50 questions now..

Ajde :sad:

tripwires
03-28-2012, 04:37 AM
Are you comfortable in the striplight?

I overlooked this. I would be better placed to answer this question if I had a clue what a "striplight" is to begin with.

You could have asked me, I am used to people questioning my physical appearance. Now you'll never know the truth...

Solid answers Strippy, you really ploughed through them all with relative ease. Looking forward to the next 50 questions now..

Ajde :sad:

You should have told me that I could have asked that. Now that we are past the point of being politically correct, can you answer my question?

I have it on good authority that I will be bombarded with 100 questions next. :speakles: Though obviously I have my doubts as to whether that would happen considering the thread maker has been MIA ever since he started this thread...

Chirag
03-28-2012, 09:32 AM
You answered all that .Wow :eek: So now my questions

Which is the best chat thread ?
Are you a regular in the FG forum ?
How many FG shirts and hats do you have ?
Your thoughts on the vrelationship between Andrey and Raquel ?
Am I in your top 10 best posters list ?
Who would you vote for in a popcon meeting between Andrey and Raquel ? :p
Who would you vote for in an ACC meeting between Leng and Andrey ? :p

tripwires
03-28-2012, 10:38 AM
You answered all that .Wow :eek: So now my questions


I'm so amazing right? :hearts:

Which is the best chat thread ?

Lurkers :hearts: Followed by AS.

Are you a regular in the FG forum ?

I'm actually not. :o I'm such a lousy Fedtard. I go there once in a while when I wanna drool over sexy Feddy pics. :drool:

How many FG shirts and hats do you have ?

3 FG caps (white with red letterings; yellow with white letterings which he wore at the 2011 AO; and dark blue with light blue letterings which I believe was released during the indoors season last year).

3 FG t-shirts - one RF one; one that says "Roger that"; and another one that says "love Roger".

:facepalm:

Your thoughts on the vrelationship between Andrey and Raquel ?

They are super adorable. :hearts: Their vflirting in Casa was the highlight of my mornings when they were both not busy with real life. Ever since they stopped my mornings have gotten a lot emptier. :sad:

Am I in your top 10 best posters list ?

I don't have a top 10 list but if I did you'd be on it for sure. :hug:

Who would you vote for in a popcon meeting between Andrey and Raquel ? :p

:speakles: What an evil question. Probably Andrey 'cause he voted for me over Raquel for Ms MTF on the basis that he met me in real life; applying the same logic I should similarly vote for him.

...after typing all that I realise that the best answer is "I wouldn't vote". :facepalm:


Who would you vote for in an ACC meeting between Leng and Andrey ? :p

leng for sure. It's his goal in life to win ACC. :awww:

tripwires
03-28-2012, 03:07 PM
33. What is your favourite post of mine?


Number one in GM:

Roger Federer

Forehand - Best in the game. Superb variety in terms of spin. Can hit with massive power and also with massive spin which allows him to find tremendous angles as well. A feature of his forehand is the footwork, which is clearly evident when he dances around the backhand to hit an off-forehand. The forehand on the run has suffered this year, as he is clearly a step slower whether it is due to illness or natural aging. The heavy spin and fast racquet head speed mean that his margin for error when striking the ball is pretty low. Has the propensity to frame them out of the stadium when out of form. When in form, his forehand is a master class.

Backhand - A strange one. At its weakest when used as a topspin rally shot. Often drops it short without much penetration. Unlike the truly great backhands, he doesn’t really have the ability to hit powerful flat down the line backhands. Depends heavily on the surface, he seems to hit his backhand much better at Wimbledon and the US where the bounce is lower. His backhand is quite a weakness on clay, and doesn't seem that great at the Australian. Sometimes attempts to hit the topspin backhand when a slice would have been more appropriate. However, his backhand absolutely excels when it comes to passing shots. His backhand is best when he has a small backswing. Can block it down the line, and roll it cross court. His backhand slice is clearly the best in the game. Can use it for offense and defense with equal efficiency. The slice makes his backhand difficult to attack, and gives players like Berdych and Davydenko fits. Extremely effective when used to neutralize the opponent’s off forehand.

Return of serve - Short backswing and devastating results on the forehand. Excels at blocking the ball back deep with underspin and getting himself into the rally. Often criticized for slicing the backhand too much on the second serve, allowing himself to be on the back foot for the start of the point. The topspin backhand return is inconsistent and often not deep enough. Does favour the off backhand return on the deuce court.

Netplay - Wonderfully elegant. Immaculate technique and awareness at net. No surprise that he operated as a serve and volleyer in his early days. Unlike most of the tour, refrains from overusing the drop volley. Knows when to come in (except against Nadal) and rarely fails to get into a good volleying position to cut down the angles. His excellent slice is very useful as an approach shot, and could be used more often. Overhead is solid and safe. Sometimes guilty of hitting it on the full, where letting it bounce may have been a higher percentage play.

Defense – In his prime he was a supreme mover. In 2008 he has lost a step but by no means a slouch. Effortlessly glides across the court with long strides which allows him to cover a lot of court very quickly. Has the ability to slice the ball back on both wings and his half volleys from the baseline are almost as potent as Agassi’s were in his prime.

Serve – Great accuracy and power on the first serve. Can hit anyone serve equally as well and usually has a high first serve percentage. Sampras like confidence in the second serve with enough bite and variation to keep it from being consistently attacked. Has increased the ace count in 2008 to offset his lack of form in other parts of his game.

Mental Strength – Has certainly lost his “invincible” aura in the last year. Can lose confidence and give away a set with a slew of unforced errors. His clutch play on the serve is still great. His mental scars against Nadal are deeper than the Atlantic Ocean. However, apart from Nadal, he has the mental edge over the rest of the tour and rarely panics.



Number one in NT:


tripwires =perfection


Honourable mentions in no particular order:

I love how people keep bringing up Federer's results pre 2003 to prove hes a slow court player. That guy could and did lose to anyone in those early days of his career. Do you really think it was the slowing of the courts which turned him into a 16 slam winner? Federer didn't start his GOAT form/consistency until 2004. Pre 2003 his backhand and mental game were downright pathetic compared to what they were in his peak. When you have the a style of play like Federer it usually takes longer for you to really find your "mojo" and in most cases these types of players are never consistent - Federer is just a freak. Nadal, Hewitt, Chang - they all got it together early because they have simple games based on repetition.

Look at his game and its obvious that Federer is a fast court player. He loves taking the ball early, hitting half volleys, using the pace and dominating with his serve. These are not characteristics of a slow court player. He hates generating his own pace on the backhand which is essential on slow hard courts. Most "shot maker" would prefer a fast court - slow conditions allow their opponents to get too many balls back which becomes a problem when you have to hit multiple "winners" in one point.


Why are you such a goddess?

Ajde.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11804412&postcount=341:

Lets just allow players to abuse the cock as much as they want. Its what the casual fans are crying out for.

Ajde.
(emphasis added)

Nole lost because Rogi asked some of his tards to sit in the crowd for the SF and emit some gluten fumes during critical points.

Ajde.

Start The Ajde is probably still waiting at the banquet table waiting for his turkey to be delivered.

Ajde.

Just when you think MTF can't be anymore stupid this thread appears. The fact this question needs to be asked is sad in itself. Of course good/bad match ups occur in tennis, they feature heavily in every individual sport. Its hard to even comprehend how anyone can say it's an issue in team sports but not individual ones. Teams are made up of several people who each have their own style and idiosyncrasies. No matter how clear cut the team strategy or ethos is it's never going to be as apparent as the style that is controlled by one person. I guess the ocean of H2H anomalies (many of which have been mentioned already) all just occurred because of dumb luck. Del Potro can't beat Federer because his shots aren't acute enough to move Federer off the court and he can't handle the low slice due to his technique/height. Gasquet will never beat Ferrer because he doesn't have the physique to out grind him, or the strength to overpower him. No S/V players matched up well against Hewitt because his returns/passes were consistently low and his lob was too good.

Its even more hliarious that it's the Nadal tards who seem to believe this phenomenon doesn't exist. His whole game is designed to be a bad match up to as many players as possible. Why did Uncle Toni teach him to play left handed when he's right handed? Purely because most players don't like and are not used to playing lefties because they aren't as common on the tour. Why did he choose to play with extreme topspin? Because most players aren't strong enough in their upper body to deal with it consistently. Why did he choose to focus on endurance and defense in his game? Because most players aren't physically or mentally strong enough to deal with it. He doesn't play better tennis in a pure sense, but he plays in a way which neutralizes the strengths of his opponent. Its a completely valid style of play and a classic example of a horror match up. When Nadal plays someone who can nullify his spin consistently with their strength (ie. a bad match up for him), he often looks like a hapless dog who has nowhere to go. The matches often ends quickly and the mental/physical fatigue of playing him doesn't become a factor.

Oh and Start Da Ajde was banned? At least he still has the Clay Death account.

Ajde.

Even though I've lost already, I do feel as though I am the biggest winner in this year's Popcon. I figured out that tripwires is my MTF destiny. (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11568527&postcount=1074)


Thats actually incorrect. Ever since I met Trip I don't find any other girls attractive at all.

Ajde.

David Nalbandian

Forehand - In many ways a similar shot to his backhand only inferior in every department. When on song it has the potential to dominate in patches. Pepper it with conviction and you'll likely draw some errors and rash shots. His shotmaking ability on this wing is sublime at times but rarely consistent enough to be a constant winning shot. The main issue with this shot is that there is no stand out aspect that can intimidate an opponent. It's not an extremely powerful shot nor does it have extreme spin. A reliable shot at best with flashes of brilliance that really come to the fore when he is "in the zone". Clearly the weaker of the two groundstrokes which when tested, doesn't always pass.

Backhand - It's rare that a shot looks like the player is holding a wand. Federer's forehand is one, Nalbandian's backhand is another. Unrivaled versatility and seemingly none of the drawbacks of a typical double hander. In fact he creates the backhand angles better than most single handers. There is simply no weakness on this wing. Where other backhands struggle to contain heavily top spun balls, Nalbandian's backhand thrives against it. The off backhand is traditionally a more diffcult shot for double handers as a lot of players have the propensity to get cramped during their swing. Not for Nalbandian - his off backhand is as potent as the cross court. Defensively speaking Nalbandian has an uncanny ability to hit unorthodox flick shots when he is out of position, a situation where most double handers would resort to a slice. The only players I've seen who do it better are Djokovic and a JC Ferrero back in the day. The slice is a technically sound shot, and the stillness of his head during its production is a joy to watch. He is lacking flair with this slice, though the ability is there. When all these facets of his backhand are used in one carefully constructed point it's pure poetry in motion. Nalbandian's backhand never breaks down, unless his mind does.

Return of Serve - Superb attacker of the second serve and his sharp eye allows him to handle most big serves decently. His backhand is seemingly immune to the kick serve on the ad court, and he rarely chips the serve back in play unless he has to.

Volleying - Again the ability is there but creativity and flair is lacking at times. Definitely a "by the book" shot which is reliable for workmanlike duty but not good enough to be an x-factor. I feel Nalbandian tends to telegraph what type of volley he is going to play and the direction, especially when he has enough time for an early back swing.

Defense - Far from a trademark of his play. His defensive ability fluctuates with his physical condition though not as much as you would expect with someone who has a nickname "Fat Dave" and apparently has McDonalds' three times a day. His backhand side is definitely more adept at producing neutral shots from a defensive position. His ability to flick his wrists from an outstretched position allow him to stay in the point more often than not. His shotmaking from defensive positions is better than average, and when on form, seems to produce miraculous winners from hopeless positions at least a few times a match.

Serve - it's a toss up between his serve and his mental game as to what has the honor of being his biggest archilles heel. The fact that he has such a decorated career with such a lacklustre serve is a testament to the rest of his game. While some players with mediocre serves have the ability to dominate a match from time to time, this rarely happens for Nalbandian, if ever. Hits far too many first serves that simply start the point which shows his lack of confidence in the shot but also the ability of his baseline game. At its worst, it's difficult to distinguish the difference between his first serve and second serve.

Mental - like so many talented players, he seems to hit a brick wall when it comes to the semi-final of a grand slam. His only final came in his first big slam run, where you could say was young and fearless. It also helped he played Malisse, one of the biggest headcases around. You could produce a thesis on Nalbandians brain farts and the number of big matches he failed to capitalize on. While Safin was of a similar ilk mentally, he had the ability to produce extreme mental fortitude for particular slams, most notably AO 2004/2005. When it comes to Nalbandian, I don't think I've ever had full confidence his mental ability in any of his slam runs. The breathtaking Masters Series wins in 2007 show he can beat anyone when his mind is there, but sadly this has never been the case for the full two weeks of a slam.

In response to this:

2 handed backhand is offensive and one handed BH is defensive in case you don't know

MTF's collective IQ halves everytime you post.

Ajde.

In response to this:

I like you :)

Go away.

Ajde.

Anyone who dismisses DC as a sideshow is a clown. The best thing is watching traditionally gimped mental midgets grow gigantic balls while playing for their country.

1. Overcoming this forums amazingly gimped repping system with copious amounts of ajde spam. My goal in life is for you to have 15 romantic one liners from me in your CP. Without doubt writing serious posts about tennis on General Messages and being largely ignored is up there as well. Watching the tards push the boundaries of retardation is also something I enjoy from time to time, if not just for the philosophical implications.

2. Action Jackson, the greatest threat to my vrelationship.

3. Australian Open be default. Where else can you watch Lu Vs Serra behind a black pole while sandwiched between Stripwires and Hewitt = Bogan? The fact that I saw Xristos from distance is just the cherry on top.

4. A Singaporean Rogitard with GOAT legs and the ability to withstand an ocean of romantic one liners without overdosing from vomit.

5. This is a good question which I have pondered for many moons. My failure to comprehend how funny I am has been responsible for many crying sessions while listening to Backstreet Boys. Some believe it is derived from my diet of dim sims, McDonalds and 2 minute noodles. Others believe it has something to do with my hot mum. The power of ajde is also something that simply cannot be denied. Lets just say I wouldn't be half as funny if it weren't for the clowns and tards on MTF who make it far too easy. You should just enjoy it while I am peaking as the decline is imminent.

6. Trying to pronounce Stripwires real name to my parents :speakles: I hope your name can recover from that one day dear.

7. Paris, where its socially acceptable to wear a pretentious scarf every day of the year. I've always heard French men rarely shower, which is something I find very desirable.

8. R. L. Stine, the author of Goosebumps and the man responsible for soiling my panties on a weekly basis in primary school.

[Random R L Stine book cover deleted to prevent this post from being even longer than it already is]

9. To relive our week together in Melbourne over and over again :speakles:

10. Stripwires. Her constant roasting of Start Da Ajde has resulted in a boom in the Australian pantie industry and Julia Gillard thanks you for that Stripwires. Who knew someone so cute could have some potent roasting prowess? Now I've stated the obvious let me jizz over someone else for a second. jcempire is the Tommy Hass of MTF and severely underrated around here. His ability to eloquently convey his point in a few words is a welcome relief among the forest of thesis' which are severely lacking in a point, let alone points.

Murray's backhand isn't a 10. His tactics aren't a 9 either. Nole's backhand isn't a 10.

The only stroke that could be given a 10 is Federer's forehand in his absolute prime.

Rogie's backhand rating varies wildly depending on surface. On grass and low bouncing hard court its more like an 8 but on slow high bouncing surfaces its a 6-6.5 these days.

Ajde.

True if you are talking about club level players who can't generate any power whatsoever with a singlehander. It requires an extremely strong wrist a lot of people don't have. At professional level singlehanders have an easier time generating their own power.

Yeah great, he lost to Rafito who doesn't play tennis any differently on grass either. Irrefutable proof he would be a grass master.

In 2008 he was spanked by Safin. In 2009 he lost twice to a 30 year old Haas who was playing old school grass tennis on slow consistently bouncing "modern" grass. 2010 he played Hewitt and Lu :speakles: before being comprehensively beaten by Berdych.

What part of Nole's game would be improved on old school grass? He doesn't have a great slice, his volleys are mediocre and his serve is not big enough. Does he prefer playing his groundies off low bouncing shots? No.

Federer clearly prefers the old grass because the low bounce is far better for his topspin backhand and the slice becomes a much more effective shot. Thats not even taking into account how much better the volleys would be. These days its a joke to try volleying unless its a put away shot. Volleys sit up after they bounce now rather than skid which is what they used to do. How do you think its possible for Nadal to hit those ridiculous passing shots? The bounce of the volley gives him the extra time to reach the ball and get under it to make the shots possible. Do you really think he could chase down a low skidding volley breaking away from him and produce those forehands on the run? No.

Are you really trying to say Federer has benefited from grass slowing down? How does a fast court player benefit from a court slowing down? How does a does a player who prefers low balls on the backhand benefit from higher bounces?

Every Nole and Rafito tard claims they would play differently if the courts were different. You make it sound like they are tennis magicians who click their fingers and tailor games to perfectly complement any conditions. Its especially laughable when you take into account how limited their games are. They have one type of game that they excel at and not much else. What would they do differently on old grass? Would Nadal suddenly turn into Wayne Arthurs on serve? Would Nole be a serve and volley master? I don't think so. Why do you think Agassi's career grand slam is so revered - because it was a fucken hard thing to achieve in the era he did it in. How many players were good at every slam pre 2003? Barely anyone. Why? Almost everyone played a similar game on each surface and did the best on the one which suited their game the most.

NY's resolution: Convince tripwires to stay in Australia to be with me. Vamos.

These volleys are demolishing my penis.

Is she hotter ran you Trip? Not that I'm capable of finding any one in the world hotter than you though.

Ajde

Worst post of all-time:

Affirmative Shankar. Most players down the line backhand is shit compared to Guga's, and Federer's doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same stratosphere.

:facepalm: :rolleyes:

Kat_YYZ
03-28-2012, 05:38 PM
Trip's answers :worship:
Trip's answer to #33 :bowdown: :bowdown:
Stripwires :hearts:

leng jai
03-29-2012, 12:50 AM
1. How grateful are you that I left my room for an entire week when you were in Melbourne despite the fact that my body isn't manly enough to endure the vicissitudes of the outside world?
2. Where should I ensconce the my FG cap so it can remain in GOAT condition for the remainder of its existence?
3. How disgruntled are you that Rogi has been stymied by Balduck twice already this year and its not even Roland Garros yet?
4. Do you agree with the MTF paradigm that 97% of the top 100 are gigantic mugs and should flip burgers at McDonalds instead?
5. Are you aware that your definition of conservative is not grounded in reality and misleading to all who have any social interaction with you?
6. Besides Start Da Ajde's ellipsis, what is the most arousing posting idiosyncrasy you've come across on MTF?
7. You appear to be strangely oblivious to the social convention of not flirting with powerful moderators. Why is that?
8. When do you envisage yourself reverting to gut tardism?
9. Is my propensity to have flings with cute MTF guys going to be a strain on our relationship?
10. Should I be alarmed that you fail to see the difference between my "done up" hair and my bed hair?
11. Were you intimidated by how "hot" my mum is?
12. Are you pleased that Rogi is so GOAT he can make his left arm appear like a vestigial body part?
13. Does Rogi wear RF branded clothing so people can more easily identify him when he is separated from Mirka?
14. Am I correct in assuming that being Clay Death's chief lackey is the occupation I should be striving for?
15. Do you find my attempts at serious posts in GM obnoxious and ultimately misguided?
16. When you look back on your everything, will you see failing to meet AJ at the AO your biggest blunder in life?
17. Now you are less than decade away from becoming an Asian aunty, do you feel your vocal chords getting stronger and your urge to don fugly Louis Vuitton hand bags rising?
18. Is my inherent neediness an endearing factor to you?
19. Does MTF's repping system make you want to stab your eyes with a metal chopstick?
20. Is appropriate etiquette to wear the Crocs + Socks combo to a wedding is it inappropriate to so blatantly steal the spotlight away from the bride and groom?
21. Why is there a cheese called tasty cheese? I find that offensively arrogant. Shouldn't we as the consumer have the final say as to whether is it indeed tasty?
22. I've heard rumours that Rogi's timid nature draws many parallels with his sexual profile in bed. What are you thoughts on this?
23. Is your vhappiness directly contingent on how many times you've interacted with Start Da Ajde on GM?
24. Is my unconditional acquiescence to your absurd demands my most arousing trait?
25. Does eating an apple after an upsized Ultimate Burger Meal from KFC mean they ultimately cancel each other out?
26. Would eating a second apple result in weightless and eventual anorexia?
27. Is it acceptable for a guy to wear the same three outfits on constant rotation?
28. Do you find reading GM's endless stream of infinitely pure wisdom a therapeutically relaxing existential experience worth repeating on a daily basis?
29. Was the previous question verbose enough to arouse you?
30. Are you envious that males are so genetically superior they are capable of standing and urinating with infallible ease?
31. What was your verdict after having dinner at my restaurant, ignoring the fact you had an insufferable dinner companion.
32. Have you figured out how you're gonna break it to my future vinlaws that I've never even made the QF of ACC?
33. After experiencing my driving in Melbourne, do you now understand why everyone refers to me as Asian Schumacher?
34. Do you feel that question 34 is an acceptable point to make my first 15 hour power nap?
35. Has your perception on LEGO changed in 2012 and are you pleased with your debut set?
36. When did you first realise that you were falling in love with Action Jackson and do you intend on acting upon those feelings? I heard he likes Horna fangirls, so you should read up on him.
37. If you added up all the time you've spent in the kitchen in your entire life, would it account for at least 1% of your 25 years?
38. What is your interpretation of the term striplight?
39. Are you aware you transform into a saucy minx whenever you engage in thought provoking Rogi analysis with Start Da Ajde?
40. Do you believe in equality despite the fact you are vastly superior to every other woman on the planet?
41. Was your life diminished in any way when you realised that Mugro's face was at satelitte-esque in real life?
42. Has being in a relationship with me been worth the complete destruction of your MTF reputation?
43. Are you confident you could taste the difference between a Starbucks coffee and a cup of brown colored water?
44. I hand washed the dishes tonight with hot water without wearing gloves? Is that mega manly or what?
45. Out of Clay Death, Start Da Ajde, MIMIC, munZe KonZe and ossie who would you choose to go on a romantic walk on the beach with?
46. Can you see yourself resisting the urge to take your choice home to meet your parents afterwards?
47. Do you fully appreciate the magnitude of MTF's clown population?
48. What is your natural response when you see Rogi gracefully framing a backhand into the neighbouring settlements?
49. Do you feel as though you have read a slight variation of the same question 49 times now?
50. Do you agree with my assessment of the perfect player here: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11861635&postcount=547?
51. When do you plan on gracing Newport with your presence?
52. Will you read my eulogy after Hass retires?
53. Is The Fortress a good name for a new chat thread or isn't it too obviously just a gimped version of the castle?
54. Do you think anyone would listen to a MTF podcast hosted by Andrey and I provided we got a translator as the third wheel?
55. If we went ahead with this GOAT podcast, do you think a segment called "Andrey's inventions" would take off?
56. Do you find my use of ajde beyond contemptible?
57. How you recovered from being profusely stabbed in the back during Ms MTF?
58. Do you subscribe to the train of thought that people with metal braces are cyborgs?
58. How relieved are you that MTF kindly decided not to include a compulsory entrance exam during the registration process?
59. Between an ostrich and a llama, what is preferred mode of transport?
60. Do you know the secret behind how the structural integrity of Dodig's panties can withstand the immense pressure from his gigantic balls?
61. Does the reality that you'll never be in close enough proximity to Rogi to experience the smell of his flatulence devastate you?
62. Is Rogi's cornucopia of chest hair the source of all his powers?
63. Is it a coincidence that Hass' career faultified itself as soon as I became a Hasstard in 2001?
64. Are you impressed by the pragmatic nature of my questions?
65. Was my handbag holding technique elegant and graceful like my feminine touch would suggest?
66. Does a guy who incessantly fondles his hair emanate a powerful aura?
67. How is your daily rehearsal of the ajde + leg up combo going? Do you consider yourself an adept ajde-er yet?
68. How often to you fantasise about Rogi's moist and pretentious boogers?
69. Are grapes an acceptable substitute for a proper lunch?
70. Have you considered arbitrarily agreeing with the tards on MTF so you gain acceptance in their intellectually superior social groups?
71. How blown was your mind when you first clicked on the "who posted" section of the Castle?
72. Why do you think Rafito has so many fangirls? Is it due to his poorly executed neck beard?
73. Would you say our vrelationship has entered a steep decline yet or have these GOAT questions caused an improbable peak?
74. How vivid are your memories of seeing the great Xristos from a distance at the AO?
75. How did your back managed to stay so sun burn free at the AO?
76. Approximately how many billion brownie points did I obtain from licking my FG cap on Valentines Day?
77. If Action Jackson proposed to you and organised a wedding in the Castle would you oblige?
78. Why do you live in a country where Darrell Lea Peanut Clusters are not available for purchase?
79. Are you still having night terrors about malfunctioning elevator key cards?
80. Isn't the purpose of a communal bowl nullified when you strategically place it for your convenience and proceed to consume its entire contents?
81. Do you have a list of frivolous words which you use solely for the sake of sounding pretentious?
82. Have you ever completed a tennis match before your opponent was incapacitated by your GOAT legs?
83. Are you going to participate in Ms MTF next year so I can redeem myself by voting for you in the SF?
84. Did your parents choose your real life with the sole purpose of stitching me up?
85. How distracted are you when one strand of your fringe is out of place? Are you capable of resuming your life with fixing it?
86. Is this thread becoming an enormous burden on your existence
87. Out of Andrey and I, who is the superior performer when it comes to synchronised moaning?
88. Do you find my level of literacy an indictment on the Australian education system?
89. During the AO Women's final, were you disturbed by the shrieking despite turning off the TV?
90. Do you draw inspiration in your life from the plethora of profound statements Rafito makes in his press conferences?
91. Do you cut yourself after everything grammatical flaw you make?
92. Do you find the notion of Start Da Ajde and Clay Death being the same person mildly arousing?
93. How obvious is the hit in quality of my questions after the first 5? I couldn't be bothered randomising the filler questions this time.
94. What should I have for lunch tomorrow? Please choose something from the culinary excellence that is the KFC menu.
95. Why are the umpires being so lenient in regards to the hindrance rule when it comes to Rogi's nose?
96. What is wrong with this photo?

http://i.imgur.com/HXAXC.jpg

97.Identify one Start Da Ajde post about Rogi that you wholeheartedly concur with.
98. Out of Bilbo, JG and 2003, who managed to tug at your heart strings the most and did they restore your faith in the opposite sex?
99. What should I ask for my penultimate question?
100. In one word, eloquently describe the century of faults you have just read.

Hewitt =Legend
03-29-2012, 01:24 AM
Q27 better be a resounding yes...

Ajde :sad:

Lopez
03-29-2012, 02:12 AM
Q27 better be a resounding yes...

Ajde :sad:

:worship:

I like the threesome going on here with you guys :devil:

tripwires
03-29-2012, 02:32 AM
Omfg. :speakles:

tripwires
03-29-2012, 02:36 AM
Trip's answers :worship:
Trip's answer to #33 :bowdown: :bowdown:
Stripwires :hearts:

Kat :hearts:

Leng deserves :hearts: x infinitely ajde for the 148 questions he came up with :haha: :hearts: :inlove:

Chirag
03-29-2012, 03:06 AM
Leng :hug:

Strip has to be yes .Heck I manage going to Uni with 2 shirts and 1 pant only every week

Hewitt =Legend
03-29-2012, 03:57 AM
Omfg. :speakles:

Was that in relation to the 100 questions you now have to answer or the talk of a potential threesome by Lopez :speakles:

:speakles:
:speakles:
:speakles:


:bigwave:

Ajde :sad:

tripwires
03-29-2012, 04:26 AM
Leng :hug:

Strip has to be yes .Heck I manage going to Uni with 2 shirts and 1 pant only every week

:speakles: Seriously? Guys are such lazy dressers. :o

...then again I have like 7 work dresses that I rotate every day, but my excuse is that I hate working attire and I don't particularly enjoy coming to work so I can't be bothered. :angel:

Was that in relation to the 100 questions you now have to answer or the talk of a potential threesome by Lopez :speakles:

:speakles:
:speakles:
:speakles:


:bigwave:

Ajde :sad:

Mega :speakles

It was originally in response to the 100 questions.

But this potential threesome thing has left me absolutely speakles as well.

:speakles:

Oh my god, EW.

tripwires
03-31-2012, 03:08 PM
1. How grateful are you that I left my room for an entire week when you were in Melbourne despite the fact that my body isn't manly enough to endure the vicissitudes of the outside world?

So grateful that I was in a constant state of arousal for my entire trip.

2. Where should I ensconce the my FG cap so it can remain in GOAT condition for the remainder of its existence?

In a specially-designed high security bulletproof vault made of titanium.

3. How disgruntled are you that Rogi has been stymied by Balduck twice already this year and its not even Roland Garros yet?

I'm more disgruntled that you felt it appropriate to rub it in.

4. Do you agree with the MTF paradigm that 97% of the top 100 are gigantic mugs and should flip burgers at McDonalds instead?

If MTF says it, and since MTF is the pinnacle of quality tennis discussion, then it must be true. In that case, I would not be so arrogant as to disagree.

5. Are you aware that your definition of conservative is not grounded in reality and misleading to all who have any social interaction with you?

No? I am a very conservative Chinese girl. It's not my fault that you haven't been around enough females to know what "reality" is.

6. Besides Start Da Ajde's ellipsis, what is the most arousing posting idiosyncrasy you've come across on MTF?

I'd just like to point out that that thing he uses is not the ellipsis. The ellipsis consists of 3 full stops, like this: "..." What he does is an entirely unique style of...well, I guess I will be kind and call it "punctuation" even though no such punctuation in fact exists. Please do not insult the ellipsis by calling SDF's unique "punctuation" as such.

To answer the question proper, I always wet myself when I see posts with ten million emoticons in them. I mean, why even use words when you can express yourself with MTF's amazing emoticons? It gets better when the poster doesn't even use the in-built ones and links to an external one.

7. You appear to be strangely oblivious to the social convention of not flirting with powerful moderators. Why is that?

Because there has been no moderator as sexy as Action Jackson.

8. When do you envisage yourself reverting to gut tardism?

I can't "revert" to a state that I was never in, dear.

9. Is my propensity to have flings with cute MTF guys going to be a strain on our relationship?

Only if you provide full and frank disclosure of all your past shenanigans and shower me with constant and unceasing assurances and reassurances that I am the only MTF vrelationship that's ever matterd to you. :sad:

10. Should I be alarmed that you fail to see the difference between my "done up" hair and my bed hair?

Not to be insensitive, but if I were you, I'd be mightily alarmed...

11. Were you intimidated by how "hot" my mum is?

Why is hot in inverted commas? I was bloody intimidated man. I'm always intimidated when I stand next to women who are hotter than me. :sad:

12. Are you pleased that Rogi is so GOAT he can make his left arm appear like a vestigial body part?

Stop hating on Rogi's left arm. :(

13. Does Rogi wear RF branded clothing so people can more easily identify him when he is separated from Mirka?

No, he does it because he's arrogant. Duh. How long have you been on MTF? This shouldn't even have to be asked.

14. Am I correct in assuming that being Clay Death's chief lackey is the occupation I should be striving for?

If you wish to vbreak up, yes.

15. Do you find my attempts at serious posts in GM obnoxious and ultimately misguided?

I find this question supremely obnoxious and infuriatingly misguided, not to mention a painfully transparent attempt to fish for a compliment, because you know I get extremely turned on by your serious posts in GM, and I know that you know this because of that goodrep that I sent a while ago. I know you know which one I'm talking about.

16. When you look back on your everything, will you see failing to meet AJ at the AO your biggest blunder in life?

Why do you have to further plunge the knife into my already bleeding heart? :sad:

17. Now you are less than decade away from becoming an Asian aunty, do you feel your vocal chords getting stronger and your urge to don fugly Louis Vuitton hand bags rising?

For the last bloody time, I will NEVER become an auntie.

18. Is my inherent neediness an endearing factor to you?

Name me some examples of this inherent neediness of yours and I will get back to you.

19. Does MTF's repping system make you want to stab your eyes with a metal chopstick?

Yes. I mean, why do I have to spread rep around before I can rep someone again? What if I only want to rep one person (this person being you btw, for the avoidance of doubt) for the rest of my MTF existence? Seriously. :rolleyes:

20. Is appropriate etiquette to wear the Crocs + Socks combo to a wedding is it inappropriate to so blatantly steal the spotlight away from the bride and groom?

I'm just going to ignore this question's dire sentence structure. Probably not in Boganland; Crocs + socks is probably the default outfit anyway.

21. Why is there a cheese called tasty cheese? I find that offensively arrogant. Shouldn't we as the consumer have the final say as to whether is it indeed tasty?

Where can I get this tasty cheese? It's obviously going to offend you either way considering the mystifying fact that you don't like cheese. :speakles:

22. I've heard rumours that Rogi's timid nature draws many parallels with his sexual profile in bed. What are you thoughts on this?

I'll let you know after I experience his sexual profile in bed for myself.

23. Is your vhappiness directly contingent on how many times you've interacted with Start Da Ajde on GM?

Not at all dear. It's entirely dependent upon how often you respond to my posts. The reverse is true: my vunhappiness is dictated by the frequency at which you ignore my posts, which, I'm sad to say, is quite often.

24. Is my unconditional acquiescence to your absurd demands my most arousing trait?

Yes. :hearts: I'll even admit that some of my demands are pretty absurd. You are so amazing. :hearts:

25. Does eating an apple after an upsized Ultimate Burger Meal from KFC mean they ultimately cancel each other out?

Yeah, the apple automatically helps you to burn calories. It's basic Science.

26. Would eating a second apple result in weightless and eventual anorexia?

See above.

27. Is it acceptable for a guy to wear the same three outfits on constant rotation?

Absolutely not.

28. Do you find reading GM's endless stream of infinitely pure wisdom a therapeutically relaxing existential experience worth repeating on a daily basis?

That goes without saying. Why else do I read GM everyday at work? :hearts:

29. Was the previous question verbose enough to arouse you?

Not bad, but I'm sure you can do better.

30. Are you envious that males are so genetically superior they are capable of standing and urinating with infallible ease?

I can't even.

31. What was your verdict after having dinner at my restaurant, ignoring the fact you had an insufferable dinner companion.

My dinner companion was so insufferable that he rendered all my attempts to ignore him/the fact that he was there/the fact that I had dinner with him utter failures. As such, dinner was awful.

32. Have you figured out how you're gonna break it to my future vinlaws that I've never even made the QF of ACC?

With a bottle of champagne to celebrate your lack of ass-clownery on MTF, which is supremely sexy.

33. After experiencing my driving in Melbourne, do you now understand why everyone refers to me as Asian Schumacher?

Insofar as I was carsick after 5 minutes, yes.

34. Do you feel that question 34 is an acceptable point to make my first 15 hour power nap?

I just find it unacceptable that you could fall asleep in the middle of writing these questions for me. I thought you were more vdedicated to me than that.

35. Has your perception on LEGO changed in 2012 and are you pleased with your debut set?

As pleased as a person can be after spending 80 dollars on a toy, yeah.

36. When did you first realise that you were falling in love with Action Jackson and do you intend on acting upon those feelings? I heard he likes Horna fangirls, so you should read up on him.

I think the way it works is that he starts watching Federer matches because I am a Federer fangirl. I have already acted upon my feelings of infatuation and he has coldly ignored me. As such, I have decided that I am over him.

37. If you added up all the time you've spent in the kitchen in your entire life, would it account for at least 1% of your 25 years?

More than that dear. I go into the kitchen to retrieve food, usually chocolates, from the refridgerator. If I had a frige in my room the total amount of time spent in the kitchen would account for maybe 0.5% of my entire 25 years.

38. What is your interpretation of the term striplight?

A light source under which I strip. In otherwise, pervy.

39. Are you aware you transform into a saucy minx whenever you engage in thought provoking Rogi analysis with Start Da Ajde?

I am so disturbed by this question that I am at a loss for words.

40. Do you believe in equality despite the fact you are vastly superior to every other woman on the planet?

Really? In that case, I definitely do not believe in equality. :hearts:

41. Was your life diminished in any way when you realised that Mugro's face was at satelitte-esque in real life?

I assume you meant that his face WASN'T satellite-esque in real life. Yeah, that was the day when I lost a little bit of my will to live.

42. Has being in a relationship with me been worth the complete destruction of your MTF reputation?


Only if you stopped being a Noletard and stopped ignoring my posts.

43. Are you confident you could taste the difference between a Starbucks coffee and a cup of brown colored water?

Yes. The cup of brown coloured water would taste better.

44. I hand washed the dishes tonight with hot water without wearing gloves? Is that mega manly or what?

How hot was the hot water? I always hand wash dishes, and I never wear gloves. (Let's overlook the fact that I do the dishes about 3 times a month and that's a generous estimate.)

45. Out of Clay Death, Start Da Ajde, MIMIC, munZe KonZe and ossie who would you choose to go on a romantic walk on the beach with?

Shit. I gotta choose the guy who can actually write in proper English...MIMIC. :sad:

46. Can you see yourself resisting the urge to take your choice home to meet your parents afterwards?

Maybe he's a hunk in real life. :hearts:

...MIMIC is a guy, right?

47. Do you fully appreciate the magnitude of MTF's clown population?

I would but I don't think I have fully experienced MTF's clown potential yet. I gotta wait till Rogi loses to Nadal in RG again and watch all the haters come out to play. What a shame I wasn't around in 2008 to experience MTF in the aftermath of that epic match.

48. What is your natural response when you see Rogi gracefully framing a backhand into the neighbouring settlements?

Arousal.

49. Do you feel as though you have read a slight variation of the same question 49 times now?

I'll give credit where it's due: the questions have been pretty varied. Good job dear. I'm so proud.

50. Do you agree with my assessment of the perfect player here: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11861635&postcount=547?

Pretty much, except this is contradictory:

Kolya's hair
Fiasco's hair product

Why would this perfect player need any hair product if he had Kolya's hair?

Also, you forgot McEnroe's temper. We gotta satisfy these MTF clowns calling for more "drama" in tennis matches.

51. When do you plan on gracing Newport with your presence?

When you take me.

52. Will you read my eulogy after Hass retires?

I'll go one step further and proofread it for you. God knows you'll need it.

53. Is The Fortress a good name for a new chat thread or isn't it too obviously just a gimped version of the castle?

I think the one you came up with is amazing. :hearts:

54. Do you think anyone would listen to a MTF podcast hosted by Andrey and I provided we got a translator as the third wheel?

Only if you roped in Ajdeman to be the translator.

55. If we went ahead with this GOAT podcast, do you think a segment called "Andrey's inventions" would take off?

I think so, but I also think that it'd be for the wrong reasons, i.e. people would be laughing at his GOAT inventions more than anything else. It might not be good for his already fragile self-esteem so I'd advise against it. :sad:

56. Do you find my use of ajde beyond contemptible?

Dear, I don't understand why you're mistakening me for Jelena?

57. How you recovered from being profusely stabbed in the back during Ms MTF?

I don't think I ever will. No one has hurt me as badly as that before in my life. I trusted my Man of TRUST and he didn't even vote for me during the most crucial stage. How does anyone recover from that?

58. Do you subscribe to the train of thought that people with metal braces are cyborgs?

Uh...yes. I think.

58. How relieved are you that MTF kindly decided not to include a compulsory entrance exam during the registration process?

I'm actually rather disgruntled by this. If MF had a compulsory entrance exam it wouldn't be populated with clowns like how it is right now. I'm also of the view that people should be allowed to post only if they prove that they can use the comma correctly. I mean, I can't, read sentences, like, this, it makes my, brain, hurt.

59. Between an ostrich and a llama, what is preferred mode of transport?

The ostrich. It runs faster and I'm always in a hurry so it's perfect.

60. Do you know the secret behind how the structural integrity of Dodig's panties can withstand the immense pressure from his gigantic balls?

No, but I have a feeling that you do.

61. Does the reality that you'll never be in close enough proximity to Rogi to experience the smell of his flatulence devastate you?

This question is too disgusting for me to dignify it with a proper response.

62. Is Rogi's cornucopia of chest hair the source of all his powers?

Stop taking cheap shots at him. You're hurting my feelings.

63. Is it a coincidence that Hass' career faultified itself as soon as I became a Hasstard in 2001?

This was what I wanted to tell you in Melbourne when he lost to Nadal but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm glad you came to the conclusion all by yourself and saved me the awkwardness of telling you.

64. Are you impressed by the pragmatic nature of my questions?

61 is undoubtedly the most pragmatic of them all.

65. Was my handbag holding technique elegant and graceful like my feminine touch would suggest?

The moment I saw you carrying my bag was also the moment that I knew I'd be your MTF soulmate for life. :hearts:

66. Does a guy who incessantly fondles his hair emanate a powerful aura?

Yes. I've always associated hair-fondling with male power.

67. How is your daily rehearsal of the ajde + leg up combo going? Do you consider yourself an adept ajde-er yet?

Simply put, it hasn't got going at all. Sorry. But ajde.

68. How often to you fantasise about Rogi's moist and pretentious boogers?

Oh my fucking...

69. Are grapes an acceptable substitute for a proper lunch?

It's absolutely perfect for anyone wanting to detox and lose weight in a week. Thanks for helping me out dear. You're a true friend. I shall head down to Melbourne for another detox session the next time I feel like I need to lose weight desperately. (Which is pretty much every day, but anyway.)

70. Have you considered arbitrarily agreeing with the tards on MTF so you gain acceptance in their intellectually superior social groups?

No. I don't like to feel intellectually inferior to others. I don't think I could handle their superior intellect if I joined their social groups. My self-esteem is at stake here.

71. How blown was your mind when you first clicked on the "who posted" section of the Castle?

So blown that I haven't yet been able to put it back together. Speakles.

72. Why do you think Rafito has so many fangirls? Is it due to his poorly executed neck beard?

Must be his impressive ass-picking techniques.

73. Would you say our vrelationship has entered a steep decline yet or have these GOAT questions caused an improbable peak?

In light of recent revelations of your Noletardism, I'd say that our vrelationship is quickly headed towards extinction.

74. How vivid are your memories of seeing the great Xristos from a distance at the AO?

I can't get that sacred glimpse of X out of my head.

75. How did your back managed to stay so sun burn free at the AO?

I'm not going to reveal our secrets on MTF...

76. Approximately how many billion brownie points did I obtain from licking my FG cap on Valentines Day?

Infinite. :hearts:

77. If Action Jackson proposed to you and organised a wedding in the Castle would you oblige?

No.

78. Why do you live in a country where Darrell Lea Peanut Clusters are not available for purchase?

Cos I'm a gimp and because it's the universe's way of finding ways to get us together. :hearts:

79. Are you still having night terrors about malfunctioning elevator key cards?

Every single night. Sometimes I even have to sleep on the floor in my parents' room.

80. Isn't the purpose of a communal bowl nullified when you strategically place it for your convenience and proceed to consume its entire contents?

I didn't. It's not my fault that the snacks table is just outside my cubicle. It's not my fault also that the peanut clusters were so yummy. I didn't consume all of them either; only 90% of them.

81. Do you have a list of frivolous words which you use solely for the sake of sounding pretentious?

I do not use words frivolously and as such I do not sound pretentious. :ras:

82. Have you ever completed a tennis match before your opponent was incapacitated by your GOAT legs?

That would be the only way I could win. Usually the match is over when I serve and all the opponent has to do is to walk from one end of the court to the other.

83. Are you going to participate in Ms MTF next year so I can redeem myself by voting for you in the SF?

I am not arrogant to assume that I will get into the SF, so there's probably no chance of redemption for you.

84. Did your parents choose your real life with the sole purpose of stitching me up?

I don't understand this question. Did you mean my real life name? In that case, the answer is obviously yes. Though I must say it's shocking how many Chinese Singaporeans can't pronounce my name. I wish they'd just call me Ms [my surname].

85. How distracted are you when one strand of your fringe is out of place? Are you capable of resuming your life with fixing it?

I can resume my life after I fix it. I cannot resume my life without fixing it. Was that what you meant? You really should look into investing in a proofreader...

86. Is this thread becoming an enormous burden on your existence

No comment. Incomplete sentence.

87. Out of Andrey and I, who is the superior performer when it comes to synchronised moaning?

Clearly it's Andrey if his moaning was the only thing that I understood that came out of his mouth.


88. Do you find my level of literacy an indictment on the Australian education system?

If by "indictment" you mean "shining reflection" then my answer is yes.

89. During the AO Women's final, were you disturbed by the shrieking despite turning off the TV?

I didn't watch this final. Thank goodness.

90. Do you draw inspiration in your life from the plethora of profound statements Rafito makes in his press conferences?

Absolutely. "I am not the favourite, no?" just oozes humility. I could learn from that instead of Rogi's "he got lucky on match point"-style arrogance.

91. Do you cut yourself after everything grammatical flaw you make?

I'm still recovering from the scars I inflicted on myself when I was learning English at 7 having just arrived in Singapore from Taiwan. Wow, those days were seriously dark.

92. Do you find the notion of Start Da Ajde and Clay Death being the same person mildly arousing?

Not a single cell in my body is aroused by either SDF or CD.

93. How obvious is the hit in quality of my questions after the first 5? I couldn't be bothered randomising the filler questions this time.

Aren't they all filler questions? Where are the real questions?

94. What should I have for lunch tomorrow? Please choose something from the culinary excellence that is the KFC menu.

The coleslaw, of course.

95. Why are the umpires being so lenient in regards to the hindrance rule when it comes to Rogi's nose?

Hahahaha this is hilarious. Because he's the GOAT and all umpires favour him and Nadal.


96. What is wrong with this photo?

http://i.imgur.com/HXAXC.jpg

Those pants. They're so ugly.

97.Identify one Start Da Ajde post about Rogi that you wholeheartedly concur with.

I can't identify a thing that does not exist.

98. Out of Bilbo, JG and 2003, who managed to tug at your heart strings the most and did they restore your faith in the opposite sex?

2003. He said he liked me. :awww:

99. What should I ask for my penultimate question?

Q. What do you like most about me?
A. Your sense of humour.

100. In one word, eloquently describe the century of faults you have just read.

GOAT.

Chirag
03-31-2012, 03:24 PM
How much time did it take to answer the 148 questions ?
Why are you mad at Leng for not voting in ms MTF .Andrey voted for you over arm ?
Who would you vote for in a ACC contest between CD and SDG ?
Do you think Leng needs 1 ACC title at least ?
Can you name all the ACC winners since 2009 ?
Will you participate in Ms MTF ?

tripwires
04-03-2012, 06:11 AM
How much time did it take to answer the 148 questions ?

About half an hour for the first ten, then about an hour for the next 38, and an hour and a half for the next 100. :speakles:

Why are you mad at Leng for not voting in ms MTF .Andrey voted for you over arm ?

Cos it was the semi-final and I narrowly lost by ONE vote. :sad: Andrey had to vote for me over Raquel because they weren't that far into their vrelationship yet and I just met him like a week ago, so it would have been really dickheaded of him if he hadn't voted for me. :angel:

Who would you vote for in a ACC contest between CD and SDG ?

SDF without a doubt. He's a way bigger arse clown than CD.

Do you think Leng needs 1 ACC title at least ?

No because I don't think it's anything to be proud of, but since it's important to him, I guess I will help him make it happen. :sad:

Can you name all the ACC winners since 2009 ?

:lol: Hell no. I don't even know who won before Filo. I wasn't around then. :D

Will you participate in Ms MTF ?

I doubt it. :o

Hewitt =Legend
04-03-2012, 06:14 AM
1. Who do you think would emerge victorious in a "fierce off" between me and flyboy?

Ajde :D

tripwires
04-03-2012, 06:21 AM
1. Who do you think would emerge victorious in a "fierce off" between me and flyboy?

Ajde :D

Obviously Filo. No contest. I can't believe this is even asked. :facepalm:

Hewitt =Legend
04-03-2012, 06:24 AM
You wouldn't be saying that if I uploaded the video of the mailman and I's fierce rendition of the ajde + leg up combo.

Ajde :D

tripwires
04-03-2012, 06:47 AM
All right, upload it then. I wanna see. :D

Hewitt =Legend
04-03-2012, 06:48 AM
Just like many of my inventions, the world is not ready I'm afraid.

Ajde :D

tripwires
04-03-2012, 07:05 AM
The world may not be ready but I am. I bet Filo has a fierce ajde+leg up combo video lying around somewhere. His fierceness is just off the charts.

GOAT = Fed
06-17-2012, 12:24 AM
Strong 2.5 month bump.

GOAT = Fed
06-17-2012, 02:13 AM
brb do you even lift?
brb yes, mad
brb yes, mirin'
brb u on dat der cell tech?
brb u aware?
brb brb

tripwires
06-17-2012, 05:08 AM
12tce-THLUE

Thanos double account?

brb do you even lift?
brb yes, mad
brb yes, mirin'
brb u on dat der cell tech?
brb u aware?
brb brb

English please?

GOAT = Fed
06-17-2012, 01:27 PM
English please?

Lol, it was meant for Mtweezi (The guy with the avatr of that panda holding guns (lol WTF?!?!)).

Although if you were 'aware' you would know what I meant ;)

tripwires
06-17-2012, 02:30 PM
I no aware. :confused:

Mtwhatever is a weirdo anyway. :lol:

Shinoj
06-17-2012, 05:21 PM
WTF is brb anyway?

GOAT = Fed
06-17-2012, 07:06 PM
Mtwhatever is a weirdo anyway. :lol:
:lol:

I enjoy his posts. He's quite funny :lol:. The only thing bad about him is his sig :ras:
WTF is brb anyway?
Strong unaware.
:facepalm: strong unawares

You are one cheeky k*** mate I swear.

tripwires
06-17-2012, 07:35 PM
What's k***?

I can't sleep fml.

GOAT = Fed
06-17-2012, 10:19 PM
What's k***?

I can't sleep fml.
Replace k with c, and then it will become a bit more clear.
Four letter word that begins with 'k' and ends with 'iss'. He censored it out of respect to Clowng Jai and his multiple phobias

Strong unaware [srs]














[not srs]
BTW brah did you catch the epic 50-odd page thread last night? :worship:

GOAT = Fed
06-17-2012, 10:30 PM
plz respond

2003
06-18-2012, 04:07 AM
brb do you even lift?
brb yes, mad
brb yes, mirin'
brb u on dat der cell tech?
brb u aware?
brb brb

Forum.bodybuilding.com

Its a small world, after all :worship:

Less mugs in the Misc section than here for sure.

Shinoj
06-18-2012, 06:09 AM
Strong unaware.




And what in the God Fisted Fury of the World in the World is "Strong Unaware".

Whatever.:facepalm:

GOAT = Fed
06-18-2012, 05:26 PM
Forum.bodybuilding.com

Its a small world, after all :worship:

Less mugs in the Misc section than here for sure.
:worship:

The misc. is just too good.
And what in the God Fisted Fury of the World in the World is "Strong Unaware".

Whatever.:facepalm:

http://i41.tinypic.com/34rt3d1.gif

leng jai
06-19-2012, 01:07 AM
Gimps shitting up the thread :facepalm:

Seingeist
06-19-2012, 01:47 AM
Gimps shitting up the thread :facepalm:

Bound to happen. If you're going to take a romantic walk through an aviary, don't be surprised when you get hit with bird shit.

On a side note, this thread could use a dash of Sweet Cleo. I wish that there were some foolproof way to attract her here.

tripwires
06-19-2012, 02:38 AM
On a side note, this thread could use a dash of Sweet Cleo. I wish that there were some foolproof way to attract her here.

Please no. :facepalm:

Nice to see you Seingeist. :bigwave:

2003
06-19-2012, 07:12 AM
What would your parents think if you brought home a white boyfriend like a bogan Aussie or maybe even a New Zealander?

Shinoj
06-19-2012, 09:36 AM
What would your parents think if you brought home a white boyfriend like a bogan Aussie or maybe even a New Zealander?



I think they are gonna be happy because she needs to show a Token Boyfriend at home to cover her "activties".

tripwires
06-19-2012, 10:02 AM
What would your parents think if you brought home a white boyfriend like a bogan Aussie or maybe even a New Zealander?

They would think that I was trolling them.

I think they are gonna be happy because she needs to show a Token Boyfriend at home to cover her "activties".

Ask my boyfriend what kind of "activities" I enjoy. :D

2003
06-20-2012, 01:58 PM
Ask my boyfriend what kind of "activities" I enjoy. :D

You have a boyfriend ? :( :sad:

GOAT = Fed
06-20-2012, 05:13 PM
You have a boyfriend ? :( :sad:

Why are you so sad/angry at this fact? :confused:

tripwires
06-21-2012, 11:11 AM
You have a boyfriend ? :( :sad:

Yes. :inlove:

Shinoj
06-21-2012, 05:50 PM
Yes. :inlove:


I can Mind Read his next question


Scope for More?:aplot:

Li Ching Yuen
06-21-2012, 05:59 PM
I see that the Shinoj - Tripwires romance hasn't died off yet. Still some funky mtf foreplay going on.

Good to see. Strippy needs all the man juice she can get.

Eden
06-21-2012, 07:08 PM
:wavey:

Haven't asked spotlight questions for ages :awww:

1) If you could go on a one week vacation with Leng Jai or Roger - who would you go with? :devil:

2) If you had lots of money to spend, which charity would you donate this money too and why?

3) Imagine you wouldn't have been a tennis fan already. Do you think you would get interested in tennis these days?

4) How similar is your online personality to your in-person persona? For instance, on the boards, are you more shy/reserved, or more open/expressive, or maybe even meaner/more abrupt?

5) When did you start watching tennis?

6) What’s your favourite match of your favourite player and who is the opponent you enjoy to see him play against the most?

7) Best childhood memory?

8) Best and worst characteristic trait?

9) What’s your philosophy of life?

10) Which vices do you have?

11) Who would be your favourite coach for your favourite player?

12) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

13) Do you have any quirks (for example having to check 10 times whether you have really closed the door)?

14) What is one thing you want to do in your lifetime?

15) What was a strange idea you had as a kid of the idea of growing up?

16) How would your friends describe you?

17) What do you value most in a person?

18) What is your favorite quote?

19) What was your favourite subject in school?

20) If you could spend one day with a celebrity who would it be and what would you be doing?

21) Which movie have you seen most often?

22) Who was your most embarassing celebrity crush?

23) Have you ever had surgery?

24) What's your biggest regret?

25) Which 10 places of your country are a must-see when someone is visiting ...

26) What's your favorite smell?

27) What's a word that you say a lot?

28) Which 5 internet sites do you visit regurlary?

29) When did you got your first PC? When have you been using the internet for the first time and do you remember which information you searched there first?

30) What is your current desktop picture?

31) If you could have dinner with 3 people from any time in history, whom would you invite? Why?

32) Out of your five senses, which one would you say is your best?

33) What's the smartest advise that anyone has ever given you?

34) You can ask 5 different members of MTF 2 questions. Who would you ask and what would you like to get to know?

35) What's the one thing that goes everywhere with you when you travel? (Apart from http://www.bbtoystore.com/mm5/beanies/federbear.jpg ... :p )

36) How long can you go without being on the internet?

37) If you had the opportunity to travel the world to watch tennis with 10 MTFers, who would you pick?

38) Have you ever changed your opinion about a tennisplayer (either positive or negative)? If yes, what was the reason for it?

39) If you had to cut expenses, what's the first thing you'd give up?

40) What is your favourite sound?


Sorry, I didn't made it to 148 :p

Thanks in advance for answering :)

tripwires
06-22-2012, 07:49 AM
I see that the Shinoj - Tripwires romance hasn't died off yet. Still some funky mtf foreplay going on.

Good to see. Strippy needs all the man juice she can get.

:ras: Shinoj thinks I'm a lesbian so this "romance" is pretty much DOA.



Haven't asked spotlight questions for ages :awww:

1) If you could go on a one week vacation with Leng Jai or Roger - who would you go with? :devil:


Sorry, I don't want to answer this.

2) If you had lots of money to spend, which charity would you donate this money too and why?

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in Singapore (http://www.spca.org.sg/) and some brain cancer research foundation. I'm generally quite a bleeding heart, but nothing - NOTHING - upsets me more than animal cruelty; I literally cannot even listen to a story about it, let alone watch videos/see photos of such things.

Brain cancer because brain cancer sucks.

3) Imagine you wouldn't have been a tennis fan already. Do you think you would get interested in tennis these days?

Since Roger is so good-looking, yes. :inlove: I became a tennis fan after I was a Federer fan anyway. Objectively, I would probably be bored by the AO and FO finals if I wasn't already a tennis fan.

4) How similar is your online personality to your in-person persona? For instance, on the boards, are you more shy/reserved, or more open/expressive, or maybe even meaner/more abrupt?

Probably more open online; I don't like to talk much, especially not to strangers and I hate making small talk. Also probably nicer online; I'm sure it helps that people can't see the bitch face that I have on by default. :D

5) When did you start watching tennis?

2008 when I randomly chanced upon Roger's Wimbledon SF with Marat Safin. I honestly started following him because I thought he was the most beautiful man I'd ever seen in my life. :hearts:

6) What’s your favourite match of your favourite player and who is the opponent you enjoy to see him play against the most?

Favourite match - USO 2008 final because that tournament was the first I ever watched. Opponent - David Nalbandian. If I were in a facetious mood I would say Andy Roddick. :devil:

7) Best childhood memory?

Running around Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall in Taipei.

8) Best and worst characteristic trait?

My honesty, both best and worst.

9) What’s your philosophy of life?

Life is a debacle.

10) Which vices do you have?

Caffeine. I can't do without coffee. Other than that I'm bloody straight-edged as hell.

11) Who would be your favourite coach for your favourite player?

Roger didn't have a coach when I started following him but I got the sense that Lundgren was pretty good for him when I read his biography (yeah the one by Rene Stauffer).

12) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Absolutely no idea but hopefully far away from Singapore.

13) Do you have any quirks (for example having to check 10 times whether you have really closed the door)?

:lol: My boyfriend says I have OCD. Let's see...

- I have to wash my hands before I eat or I'd feel very uncomfortable
- When I adjust the volume of anything - car stereo, TV, laptop volume - it has to be a number that ends in 2, 5, 8, or 0 (e.g. 15, 18, 20)
- When I get dressed I have to put on my bottom first
- When I go shopping and see something crooked on a display shelf, e.g. a shoe that sticks out of a row of shoes, I have to adjust and straighten it
- I wipe my mouth with two hands and always from left to right
- When I see a grammatical/punctuation/spelling error, I feel a very strong urge to correct it
- I automatically correct other people's language errors in my head
- It drives me quite nuts when I see the word "would" in place of "will"
- It also drives me absolutely nuts when I see things like "I will revert to you by next week" in formal correspondence
- When I watch Roger's matches I have to watch them from the very first point; I used to watch them from the start of the warm-up
- I cannot watch a movie sequel without having seen its predecessor
- I cannot start watching a television show from the second episode; it has to be the first
- Sometimes I find myself arranging my dollar bills in my wallet so that they all face the same way

14) What is one thing you want to do in your lifetime?

Publish a novel to considerable literary acclaim. I don't care about being popular.

15) What was a strange idea you had as a kid of the idea of growing up?

That it was the best thing ever omg. :hearts: Obviously I was wrong.

16) How would your friends describe you?

Federer fanatic. :D Loyal, smart, arrogant, pessimistic.

17) What do you value most in a person?

Integrity, followed closely by intelligence.

18) What is your favorite quote?

I don't have a favourite.

19) What was your favourite subject in school?

Literature by a mile. I hated Mathematics.

20) If you could spend one day with a celebrity who would it be and what would you be doing?

Embarrass myself on the tennis court with Roger at the other side of the net. :D

21) Which movie have you seen most often?

Probably a Joaquin Phoenix one. There was one that I watched 7 times...I think it was Quills. I can't remember.

22) Who was your most embarassing celebrity crush?

Nick Carter. :facepalm: I was 12.

23) Have you ever had surgery?

Nope.

24) What's your biggest regret?

This is a very loaded question. I don't think I have committed it yet and I hope that I won't.

25) Which 10 places of your country are a must-see when someone is visiting ...

I'd actually tell them not to bother coming, and if they insist I couldn't think of 10 anyway.

26) What's your favorite smell?

Freshly brewed coffee.

27) What's a word that you say a lot?

It's something in local slang. :lol:

28) Which 5 internet sites do you visit regurlary?

1. MTF
2. MTF
3. MTF
4. MTF
5. MTF

:hearts:

29) When did you got your first PC? When have you been using the internet for the first time and do you remember which information you searched there first?

This is mega embarrassing but...it was something Backstreet Boys related. This was in 1997.

30) What is your current desktop picture?

At work - Roger at the 2011 FO
At home - Roger at the 2011 WTF

31) If you could have dinner with 3 people from any time in history, whom would you invite? Why?

I need more time to think about this.

32) Out of your five senses, which one would you say is your best?

Probably sense of taste. I'm sensitive to foods with a strong taste, especially one that I dislike. For instance, there was once when my mom put some lemon seasoning in one of her dishes. I ate it and tasted celery immediately (I hate the taste of celery). When I checked the ingredients of the seasoning it confirmed that there was indeed celery in the seasoning.

33) What's the smartest advise that anyone has ever given you?

I think I'm someone who pretty much marches to the beat of her own drum.

34) You can ask 5 different members of MTF 2 questions. Who would you ask and what would you like to get to know?

leng jai (private), Nathaliia (private also), Li Ching Yuen (whether he's really like this in real life and what's with the Chinese username), Thanos (when he's sending me his pic), and I'll leave the last one open.

35) What's the one thing that goes everywhere with you when you travel? (Apart from http://www.bbtoystore.com/mm5/beanies/federbear.jpg ... :p )

Something similar actually - my cow. :lol:

36) How long can you go without being on the internet?

A few hours?

37) If you had the opportunity to travel the world to watch tennis with 10 MTFers, who would you pick?

I don't think I could even list 10. There are only one or two that I would actually want to do this with.

38) Have you ever changed your opinion about a tennisplayer (either positive or negative)? If yes, what was the reason for it?

I used to hate Nadal but I don't anymore, because my hate for him was really childish and tardish. Now I just dislike him. :D Djokovic used to be one of my top favourites but not anymore; I tend to root for the underdog (Roger being the exception) and he doesn't exactly fit that description these days. Also, I used to like Wozniacki but absolutely loathe her now because her game sucks and it just wasn't right as a matter of principle that she was #1 for 2 years with her shitty game.

39) If you had to cut expenses, what's the first thing you'd give up?

Clothes that I want but don't need.

40) What is your favourite sound?

The sound of a tennis ball being struck.


Sorry, I didn't made it to 148 :p


Thank you for not making it to 148. :lol:

2003
06-22-2012, 11:07 AM
2008 when I randomly chanced upon Roger's Wimbledon SF with Marat Safin. I honestly started following him because I thought he was the most beautiful man I'd ever seen in my life. :hearts:

Until you happened apon my 2010 MR MTF Pledge :angel:

2003
02-02-2013, 10:39 PM
Why did you request the removal of your 2012 MS MTF pledge? I now have nowhere to drool over your photos :(

Li Ching Yuen
02-02-2013, 11:38 PM
Let it be known that the last two posts in this thread have given me a great dose of amusement.

rocketassist
02-02-2013, 11:54 PM
Did you end up doing weed?

tripwires
02-03-2013, 07:45 PM
Why did you request the removal of your 2012 MS MTF pledge? I now have nowhere to drool over your photos :(

Because I didn't want my photos floating around this cesspit. :)

Did you end up doing weed?

Nope. (Not yet.) Alcohol is keeping me plenty busy. :hearts:

Eden
07-14-2014, 02:31 AM
Happy birthday :bdaycake:

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Hope you have a great day :)

BlackeyeVuk
07-14-2014, 11:33 AM
Goddamn, I have to read it all. Billion questions.

But one elude us, you are my generation girl, when will kids arrive? (hehehehehehehe)

Cloren
07-14-2014, 12:39 PM
Finished reading this whole thread. Amazing read.