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Paris Hilton set to join ATP tour...OMFG!!

flip_fan
10-23-2004, 08:46 PM
Just when i thought this year couldnt get any worse... Mark philippoussis is now dating Paris Hilton...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....why?why? why?... he is going to get so payed out by the media, esp since he's dumped innocent golden girl Delta Goodrem for sex-tape, blonde bimbo Paris Hilton... shit!!!

Scud dumps Delta for Paris
By Nui Te Koha
24oct04

US heiress Paris Hilton has boasted she is having a relationship with Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis.

"I've got a new man, and I'm head over heels in love," 23-year-old Hilton is said to have claimed late yesterday.
"I adore him, he's so hot. His name is Mark Philippoussis."

Hilton made the extraordinary statements at a jeans store in trendy West Hollywood during a shopping spree. She and her sister, Nicky, were acting as personal guides for two competition winners from Melbourne.

According to project organiser James Young, shoppers were stunned when Hilton named Philippoussis as her new beau.

She then proudly showed an SMS picture of the topless tennis star on a beach in board shorts.

Mr Young, managing partner of creative agency SEE, said Hilton then sent a text message to say she was hosting shoppers from Philippoussis's home town.

Philippoussis replied with his own message.

"Aw," Paris sighed. "He thinks it's really sweet. I love him, I love him, I love him."

Hilton's publicist Richard Squire and Kylie Speer of SEE were reportedly gobsmacked when Hilton dropped the bombshell.

When told Philippoussis was dating singer Delta Goodrem, Hilton reportedly said: "Not any more. That is completely over."

She then reportedly made the surprising claim that the Scud had dropped Goodrem because he was bored.

Goodrem, in London, has declined to comment on her relationship with Philippoussis during interviews over the past fortnight.

However, earlier this month she said of the tennis star: "We have an overseas relationship. It's a very long-distance relationship, which, of course, is very hard. But everything is fine."

Last week, Philippoussis's trainer said he would move to California to regenerate his tennis career.

"He is moving back here to work out," fitness adviser Markus Heon said. "It's a new breath of fresh air for Mark."

It is also closer to Hilton's base in Beverly Hills.

Hilton, a hotel-chain heiress and television star, is the hottest celebrity in the world.

She has been romantically linked to actors Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Furlong, Jared Leto and boxer Oscar de la Hoya.

She split with former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter in July, and had a holiday fling with Australian Idol finalist Rob Mills during last year's spring racing carnival.

Hilton also starred in an infamous home-made sex video released by a former lover, Rick Salomon.

The Scud's relationship list is equally impressive.

He has dated Anna Kournikova, actresses Tara Reid and models Tania Zaetta and Susie Thorne.

Goodrem is in London this week promoting her single Out Of The Blue – a love song about the Scud.

papasmurf11
10-23-2004, 08:49 PM
Wow how could you date Paris Hilton. It would be like talking to a box its hollow inside. I just lost alot of respect for Mark P.

Jeff
10-23-2004, 08:52 PM
Where did you get this story from, 'cuz it sounds pretty cheezy to me

Seles3
10-23-2004, 08:53 PM
mark will have a sex tape omg

flip_fan
10-23-2004, 08:55 PM
i know... this is really testing the loyalty... i mean anyone is better then paris hilton... i just pray she gets bored quickly and it all blows over, she seems to fall in love every month so im praying this is just a fling for mark and he moves on... If people thought delta was a distraction, im sure paris hilton will be a bigger disaster!!

balls
10-23-2004, 08:57 PM
:eek: Aww I hope its not true, Deltas so cool.

GermanBoy
10-23-2004, 09:03 PM
mark will have a sex tape omg

:eek: Right! :D I want to see him having sex... :o :angel:

TheBoiledEgg
10-23-2004, 09:14 PM
i know... this is really testing the loyalty... i mean anyone is better then paris hilton... i just pray she gets bored quickly and it all blows over,

you can say She will definately blow all over :devil: :tape:

balls
10-23-2004, 09:20 PM
:haha:

Deboogle!.
10-23-2004, 09:25 PM
oh. my. god.

well if he wanted to get famous in the US, this is probably the best way to do it.

:o:o:o:o:o:o

maratski
10-23-2004, 09:28 PM
Can't he just retire from tennis? :eyeroll:

I know he has the right to have a love life, but didn't he learn from the past? Isn't all the dating he did a reason why he isn't a GS champion at the moment for instance? Can't he just focus on tennis now?

Deboogle!.
10-23-2004, 09:33 PM
but didn't he learn from the past?

you'd think!! But obviously not :o:o

Isn't all the dating he did a reason why he isn't a GS champion at the moment for instance?

Probably :rolleyes: :smash:

Can't he just focus on tennis now?

You'd think he'd realize that his years of good physical form are dwindling. There was an article (here (http://www.sportsmediainc.com/tennisweek/index.cfm?func=showarticle&newsid=11648&bannerregion=)) saying he was relocating here (Southern California) to get back with his old trainer who worked with him during when he had the run to the Wimby finals ... I thought that was so encouraging that he was gonna just not play the rest of this season and work his way back... but I guess other things took priority :rolleyes:

maratski
10-23-2004, 09:34 PM
When he was injured for such a long time he realised what he could have done during his career so that's why I thought he would be a different man nowadays, but I guess not.

J. Corwin
10-23-2004, 09:46 PM
"I've got a new man, and I'm head over heels in love," 23-year-old Hilton is said to have claimed late yesterday.
"I adore him, he's so hot. His name is Mark Philippoussis."

Is she really in love...or is she just looking for meat? :rolleyes:

Carito_90
10-23-2004, 10:41 PM
oh god whats wrong with the word nowadays?!

WyveN
10-23-2004, 10:48 PM
who isn't dating Paris Hilton?

The girl has more sex tapes out then most professional porn stars.

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 12:57 AM
PARIS HILTON???

I usually stay away from crude jokes, but I'll say it here: SCUD, this might be the closest you get to "scoring" at the French Open. ;)

I wouldn't be surprised -- Paris Hilton is a friend of Tara Reid, another old conquest of Scud's. They play musical chairs with guys

Purple Rainbow
10-24-2004, 01:00 AM
Paris Hilton is hot! :yeah:

*M*
10-24-2004, 01:01 AM
PARIS HILTON???

I usually stay away from crude jokes, but I'll say it here: SCUD, this might be the closest you get to winning the French Open. ;)

And while he's there he'll stay in the Paris Hilton? ;) (gotta credit Jimmy Fallon for that one)

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 01:05 AM
In the paris hilton, at the paris hilton, whats the diff

I had begun to believe in the Scud when he hooked up with a woman like Delta, cancer-survivor, etc.. But now, this is the Lower Bound MARK!!!! WAKE UP

Havok
10-24-2004, 01:11 AM
Blah, his tennis will suffer even more now, though his game is close to the pits as is, so it can't get THAT much worse.:lol:

Buddy
10-24-2004, 01:15 AM
I'm not too sure how true the article was...

but i especially dun want the statement that Mark was bored with Delta and dumped her to be true!!

I hope it's a misquote or something cos it's simply not nice!

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 01:29 AM
aww that sucks i knew he'd broken up with delta coz it was in the press saying she was flirting with brian mcfadden (huge step down there) but why on earth would mark wanna date paris i can't stand the woman ahhhhhhhhhhh god no! i want delta and mark back together they were so cute

flip_fan
10-24-2004, 01:34 AM
fingers crossed it will be all over before christmas... im guessing Paris is just a fun rebound for mark after an intense relationship with delta... please let it be all over before the aussie open!!!

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 01:52 AM
i stil think it sucks him and delta were so good together and he seemed to be ignoring the fact that people were getting on his back and she seemed genuinely interested in the tennis, she really seemed to enjoy wimbledon, i seriously could not picture paris understading tennis at all let alone watching a match.

i figure it'd be something like
"what do they mean 15 love? we've made lovemore than 15 times!"
"no paris thats not what it means"
"so they know i have had more than 15 lovers!"
"no paris"
"they know i have 15 video tapes of me making love"
"no paris"
"then what do they mean?"
"well they mean the score is 15-zero"
"oh okay so they don't know about marks 15 inches"
"paris i think you have inches and centimeters confused"
"ewww no i don't liek centimeters they have far too many legs"
"paris"
"yes"
"shut up paris"
"okay"

or maybe:
"so why does the man in the chair keep offering juice"
"he's not offereing juice"
"yes he is he keeps saying juice"
"no he doens't"
"then he said take advantage of mark? why is he saying that, is he talking to me? i;d like to take advantage of mark"
"oh for christ sake paris surprising tennis does not revolve around your sex life"
"it doesn't?"
"no"
"so it revolves around money then"
"no..well yes kind of"
"it does?"
"well if you win the tournament you get money"
"ooh yay then mark can buy me something pretty"
"no he can't"
"he can't? why not i deserve something pretty"
"well he won't do that"
"why not?"
"coz he can't win"
"why not?"
"coz he just lost"
"he did? when"
"just now didn't you hear them say game set and match?"
"i thought the guy in the chair was asking for a match to light his cigerette"
"paris"
"yes"
"go jump in a lake paris"
"okay"

Fergie
10-24-2004, 01:55 AM
Now we know how to explain Scud's downfall :haha:

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 02:08 AM
Now we know how to explain Scud's downfall :haha:

too busy making sex tapes to concentrate?

Kristen
10-24-2004, 02:11 AM
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11169610%255E28101,00.html

This is the story. Well... now I'll be cheering extra hard against the Aussies in Davis Cup next year. What a fu#kwit he is :rolleyes:

Fergie
10-24-2004, 02:11 AM
too busy making sex tapes to concentrate?
I think :p ... Focus Mark, you don't need this distraction :o :smash:

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 02:19 AM
I think :p ... Focus Mark, you don't need this distraction :o :smash:


maybe it will wokr in reverse! maybe he'll be forced into the tennis saying
"no paris i don't want to watch the damned simple life, i'm going toi go train instead" anything would be better than watchingthat show or spending any time at all with that girl i can't stand her!

chocc0
10-24-2004, 02:27 AM
i can't believe he dumped Delta! oh well whatever Paris will screw him and dump him and it will probably be caught on camera!

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 02:37 AM
i can't believe he dumped Delta! oh well whatever Paris will screw him and dump him and it will probably be caught on camera!

him splitting with delta was in the press here a while ago and that said it was more of a neutral thing than what these articles are saying!

tennischick
10-24-2004, 02:59 AM
who's Delta? :confused:

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 03:28 AM
delta goodrem

where have you been tennischick? didn't you read all the crap Pat cash said about Scud during AO, about Scud (and I quote his crap) "bonking" Delta Goodrem? And Scud's retort. And Pat's restraining order....

Tennischick, tennischick... where were you....

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 04:00 AM
lols tennischick delta goodrem is an australian actress/singer she used to be in neighbours she had an album out in oz and the uk and i don't know where else called innocent eyes (good album btw i love it) and has a new single out which is about mark, she's cool i like her she seems nice, and has been through alot!

bad gambler
10-24-2004, 04:03 AM
flip should give tennis away....he's is the biggest loser on tour and the fact that he is dating hilton just confirms it

Kristen
10-24-2004, 04:06 AM
Maybe Paris is the key to an Austrian win in the first round of Davis Cup!? OR Maybe Todd Reid will be in the team instead :lol:

bad gambler
10-24-2004, 04:11 AM
arthurs has got a better singles ranking than flip.....flip has to qualify now to get into tournaments....the guy is the biggest joke australia has ever produced

Vladimir Poutine
10-24-2004, 04:13 AM
No accounting for taste.

The Poo is really stinking the place up with this choice.

YoursTruly
10-24-2004, 04:19 AM
If this is true, then he's into WHITE TRASH

Fedex
10-24-2004, 04:39 AM
you can say She will definately blow all over :devil: :tape:
:haha: :rolls:
I cant believe he would date her though.

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 04:45 AM
maybe he hit head on something! something very very very very very hard it must have been if he thinks that she's nice! gah!!!! i hate paris!

Mthammer©
10-24-2004, 04:54 AM
their sex tape could be better than my avatar.

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 05:06 AM
Can you imagine Paris Hilton in the hallowed grounds of Wimbledon next year? There would be many eyebrows raised and those stiff upper lips would crack if she arrived in one of her stupid barely-there-dresses :eek:

Mthammer©
10-24-2004, 05:08 AM
Paris has gotten a little better about not dressing whore-ish. i think since she made the worst dressd list, she has tried to be better about it.

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 05:12 AM
comparison

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/thewhiteladyofrohan/random/UP_ApsrMn.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/thewhiteladyofrohan/random/yuck.jpg

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 05:17 AM
EGAD
scud has lost his mind (and, may I add, his vision)

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 05:22 AM
exactly! overexposed slut or natural and pretty (and might i add talented) i'm not that way inclined but i know which one i'd rather look like,

azza
10-24-2004, 05:31 AM
Fucking Lies.

Peta Pan
10-24-2004, 06:00 AM
I can believe all this because... well... I always thought Delta was too good for Poo and I had a feeling he would end up breaking her heart. He just doesn't seem to be one that likes to stick to one person - maybe he's a good match for Paris, they both get around!

Ruski
10-24-2004, 06:50 AM
It's not surprising!!!! To be honest, Mark matches with this type of girl like Paris Hilton (Both Slutty types), Delta is too good for Mark!!!

Boludo
10-24-2004, 06:52 AM
I wonder if the Poo will play any worse in 2005 and I thought leaving Delta would be better for his career, then again he can't play any worse than he has this year.

~EMiLiTA~
10-24-2004, 07:46 AM
:haha: talk about 2 dickheads attracting each other. The Scud is a total tryhard. He'll never get far in his career now and quite frankly I hope he doesnt because he obviously isn't one bit interested in tennis. He can't seem to date a normal girl...always have to be famous bimbo types. This is so gay...what a joke.

chocc0
10-24-2004, 08:00 AM
it's all over the news hahaha

Chloe le Bopper
10-24-2004, 08:18 AM
That picture just confirms the general feeling of disgust that goes through my body everytime somebody mentions the name Paris Hilton. Blech. Be prepared for your dick to rot right off, if it hasn't already, Mark.

merle
10-24-2004, 09:09 AM
I have just no words! :tape: I didn't think Mark P. could sink any lower! :rolleyes:

Auscon
10-24-2004, 09:21 AM
I wont be surprised if Mark gets a fair amount of boos when/if he plays at the Hopman Cup in January

Quite the dickhead

merle
10-24-2004, 09:41 AM
Oh and to all the Aussie fans - I didn't think it could get worse for you after Lleyki & Kim breakup. Obviously I was wrong, so sorry!

ataptc
10-24-2004, 09:56 AM
!!! omg mark what a turn-off.. how could he dump delta the sweetie for trash?!?!? :mad:

Mrs. B
10-24-2004, 10:01 AM
if he'll quit tennis, they can start a porn video business together! :lol:

Bilbo
10-24-2004, 10:05 AM
The Scud is a disgrace to tennis, he loves women more than his own sport, it's shouldn't be like that when you are still active

Look at Agassi, he has a family and still plays successful tennis because he loves his sport so much

FUCK YOU MARK!!!

Action Jackson
10-24-2004, 10:08 AM
I wonder if he'll pass her around to his friends to use as well.

▄︻┻┳═
10-24-2004, 10:12 AM
attractive breast

WyveN
10-24-2004, 10:57 AM
I'm amazed that Pat Cash has not yet wrote a column about this.

Come to think of it, he will probably publish a new edition of his book, to
get this earth-shattering revelation in it.

Action Jackson
10-24-2004, 11:00 AM
I'm amazed that Pat Cash has not yet wrote a column about this.

Come to think of it, he will probably publish a new edition of his book, to
get this earth-shattering revelation in it.

At least Cash's women were of a higher standard than the Poo has chosen to date at this moment in time.

Smankyou
10-24-2004, 11:19 AM
Ew. What a manwhore.

Clearly he has no standards.

Ferrero Forever
10-24-2004, 11:24 AM
if he's the type of guy that goes for people like her then they deserve eachother. I'm not a delta fan, but she can do so much better then him. So this year delta was the main focus of wimbledon, next year will it be paris? i doubt they'll last longer then 2 weeks together. Thanks for disgracing tennis Mark.

Aleksa's Laydee
10-24-2004, 11:45 AM
eeeeewwwwwwww :scared: Mark...:rolleyes: wtf are u doing?!?

Aleksa's Laydee
10-24-2004, 11:46 AM
Clearly he has no standards.

definatley

tennischick
10-24-2004, 11:47 AM
delta goodrem

where have you been tennischick? didn't you read all the crap Pat cash said about Scud during AO, about Scud (and I quote his crap) "bonking" Delta Goodrem? And Scud's retort. And Pat's restraining order....

Tennischick, tennischick... where were you....
clearly not reading such trash! i never read Pat Cash's book and i don't intend to do so now. i choose not to make time for this kind of shit.

as far as i am concerned, Mark is entitled to fuck whom he wants to fuck. i don't see that it's anybody's business but his. and if his dick rots off as Becca predicts, so be it.

i don't understand why everyone's so hysterical over this. Mark has always dated "celebrities/sluts" of one kind or another, including his famous car-fucking incidents with Anna Kournikova. Paris is just his latest. so what's new?

Action Jackson
10-24-2004, 11:57 AM
The only thing I feel for the Poo is pity because he can do better than Paris Hilton, at least go for a real porn actress than something like Paris Hilton.

Nikki♥
10-24-2004, 03:05 PM
Ohhh that´s sooooo boringggggggg :zzz:. I´m sick of hearing stories about male celebrities who are getting to spend a night in Paris.

Space Cowgirl
10-24-2004, 03:18 PM
Ugh, how could anyone find Paris Hilton attractive? My terrier is prettier than her. "Dumb hotel"

MisterQ
10-24-2004, 03:27 PM
That picture just confirms the general feeling of disgust that goes through my body everytime somebody mentions the name Paris Hilton. Blech. Be prepared for your dick to rot right off, if it hasn't already, Mark.

He has nothing to fear. I'm sure they're waiting until marriage, Rebecca... :angel:

Experimentee
10-24-2004, 03:38 PM
I had started to gain a bit of respect for the Scud after his relationship with Delta, they seemed to really care about each other.
But I lost all that respect now :mad:
Delta was actually quite a surprise, I didnt think he'd go for the nice non-slutty type of girl, but now he's gone back to what people expect of him. If its true that he thought Delta was boring, then he and Paris deserve each other.
I cant stand the thought of Paris on the ATP tour :rolleyes:
I hope Delta isnt too upset about this, she seems like a nice girl and doesnt deserve another blow after battling back from cancer and all :(

misyou25
10-24-2004, 03:43 PM
:devil: poor mark...i just started to respect him as a player and now he trew everything away i liked....grrrrrr.... even better anna than paris hilton...such a bitch...how can she speaks about love after maybe 2 dates... stupid bitch...im bitterly disappointed! :devil:

Peoples
10-24-2004, 04:00 PM
What a cute couple :hug: :kiss: :lick:

|-Safin_Coria-|
10-24-2004, 04:06 PM
this article is real?
it seems so fake..........ewwww!

CassL
10-24-2004, 04:15 PM
Paris Hilton? :rolleyes: :bolt: 'nuff said.

SanTaureau Fan
10-24-2004, 04:23 PM
As far as i am concerned, Mark is entitled to fuck whom he wants to fuck. i don't see that it's anybody's business but his.

Exactly, who cares? Either people need to get their own sex/love life or leave alone people who have one.

plum_juice10
10-24-2004, 04:57 PM
But Delta has just written about him?? poor girl...I thought she could do better wivout him neway...now she'll be releasing a song about how the man she couldn't disguise her love from is now wiv a blonde bimbo and she hates him sooo much. muahahaha

Tennis Fool
10-24-2004, 05:37 PM
!!! omg mark what a turn-off.. how could he dump delta the sweetie for trash?!?!? :mad:
Trash, maybe, but still an "old money" heiress. :lol:

Does this mean that you all will boycott staying at the Hilton on your next vacation?

ae wowww
10-24-2004, 05:45 PM
mark will have a sex tape omg
LOL

Denise
10-24-2004, 05:49 PM
LOL!!!!!! I can't believe Scud is datting Paris Hilton, is that true?! :lol: OMG, soon we'll know if mark's performace is great on bed :haha: thx Paris, thank u so much!!! ;)

ataptc
10-24-2004, 06:23 PM
Trash, maybe, but still an "old money" heiress. :lol:

Does this mean that you all will boycott staying at the Hilton on your next vacation?

:lol: cant even think of staying at the Hilton.. cant afford it :sad: ;)

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 06:34 PM
i don't understand why everyone's so hysterical over this. Mark has always dated "celebrities/sluts" of one kind or another, including his famous car-fucking incidents with Anna Kournikova. Paris is just his latest. so what's new?


:mad: you did NOT just compare paris to Anna! Anna is 20 million times better than paris :mad:

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 06:39 PM
if he'll quit tennis, they can start a porn video business together! :lol:

doesn't paris alreday have a porn business?

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 06:43 PM
man, am I pissed at the Scud for this disgusting behavior. Cheating is bad enough, and then to cheat with the trash


Scud's affair out of the blue
Nick Papps in Los Angeles
25oct04

DELTA Goodrem is devastated by revelations Mark Philippoussis has been cheating on her with American socialite Paris Hilton.



The Australian singer knew nothing about the affair and last night Goodrem's mother Lea was preparing to fly to London to be with her shattered daughter.

"Delta is really upset," a source close to the Goodrem family said. "She only knew about it when the family was contacted by the media.

"It's the worst way to find out, to read about it."

Goodrem's heartbreak came as another Australian tennis ace was caught in the middle of a bust-up after Kim Clijsters broke off her engagement to Lleyton Hewitt four months before their wedding. Hewitt, 23, is believed to be heading overseas as he searches for answers to the shock end to their relationship.

As the Goodrem family prepared to comfort their 19-year-old daughter, a defiant Philippoussis yesterday refused to talk about his actions.

The tennis ace spent yesterday lapping up the sun and surfing in southern California and said: "I don't talk about my private life."

Asked three times to say the stories about him and Hilton were untrue, Philippoussis repeatedly refused to deny he had been involved with Hilton.

"You will just write what you want," he said. "I'm not going to say anything. I have nothing to say now."

Philippoussis then happily chatted about the four hours of surfing he has every day, his plan to skip an upcoming tennis tournament in Stockholm, his desire to win a grand slam and his training regime.

He finished the conversation by saying: "If you look after me, I will look after you."


The end of Philippoussis and Goodrem's nine-month relationship followed comments by 23-year-old heiress Paris Hilton that she is having a relationship with Philippoussis.

"I've got a new man, and I'm head over heels in love," she said. "I adore him, he's so hot. His name is Mark Philippoussis."

Producing an SMS mobile phone photo of a half-naked Philippoussis, Hilton then said her new beau had broken up with Goodrem because she was "boring".

Just a few hours later, Hilton was seen partying at trendy Los Angeles club Spider with her on-and-off boyfriend, extreme skateboarder Chad Muska.

It is understood the Goodrem family were especially surprised that Philippoussis had been involved with Hilton, a well known party animal and notorious man-eater.


One close friend of the singer also said Goodrem would not be ringing Philippoussis to talk about the scandal. "She has too much class," she said.

It is believed the Goodrem family is furious about Philippoussis' actions, since the revelations come at a time when the singer has to face the public, promoting a new album with many media appearances scheduled over the next few days.


Goodrem and Philippoussis started dating in January when she was recovering from her well publicised battle with Hodgkin's disease.


Last night as Philippoussis tried to avoid the spotlight and Goodrem came to terms with the break-up, a friend of the singer said she had no doubt Goodrem would get over it. "She has got over much more than this."

alfonsojose
10-24-2004, 06:49 PM
:eek: That's why Kim dumped Lleyton.

:lol: Paris wanted to film a new porn video for Australian Davis Cup Team 2005. "the boys, the balls and the bitches". Mark and Kim convinced Lleyton, and "the potato" told Kim and ... Clijsters knew Paris will look better than her anyway ;)

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 06:50 PM
again it's odd coz it has been in the press here for the last month that delta has been with bryan mcfadden coz they broke up a while ago i am so confused! and yet i still hate the idea of him and paris gah!

Tennis Fool
10-24-2004, 06:53 PM
http://www.uwm.edu/People/kwsoucie/Paris%20Hilton%20-%20White%20Bikini%20and%20Boots.jpg

Who could pass of Paris?

Anyway, so I guess you guys in other countries know a lot about her. Do you get "The Simple Life"?

Iheartandy&roger
10-24-2004, 06:53 PM
whatever who cares give them 6 months. :rolleyes: besides why not paris she's pretty,young and rich.

MissKoubek1981
10-24-2004, 07:44 PM
I still think that's a joke. *gg* :p

Don't know what I should really say about it, I'm not a fan of Philippoussis, don't really care about Paris Hilton (naturally we hear about her escapades here, but that's it). I get "The Simple Life" and used to watch the first season quite regularily (when I needed a good laugh, it's so ridiculous! *lol*), but I think she's totally shallow and arrogant. And she seems not really intelligent to me ... :rolleyes: *lol*

Éowyn
10-24-2004, 08:24 PM
ewww tennis fool you can see her lungs! yuck! no there are far better women out there! i don't see how anyone could go from anna and delta to paris! gah!

i'm hoping it's something like paris asked mark out and was turned down! so started the rumours to cause a rift but something tells me paris doesn't have enough brains for that

mitalidas
10-24-2004, 08:25 PM
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Anyway, so I guess you guys in other countries know a lot about her. Do you get "The Simple Life"?

the Simple Life is funny, its very funny actually

but I will make a distinction between shows where I laugh with them, versus shows where I laugh AT them. Simple life is certainly the latter, this woman is such a piece of trash. look at that picture at the FHM -- pure trash. so trashy, ugh, yech, ehhyuck

Chloe le Bopper
10-24-2004, 09:16 PM
clearly not reading such trash! i never read Pat Cash's book and i don't intend to do so now. i choose not to make time for this kind of shit.

as far as i am concerned, Mark is entitled to fuck whom he wants to fuck. i don't see that it's anybody's business but his. and if his dick rots off as Becca predicts, so be it.

i don't understand why everyone's so hysterical over this. Mark has always dated "celebrities/sluts" of one kind or another, including his famous car-fucking incidents with Anna Kournikova. Paris is just his latest. so what's new?
Indeed, it really shouldn't be a surprise to anybody. It's actually sort of amusing. Frankly, I only entered the thread to make fun of Paris, who grosses me out. ;)

maratski
10-24-2004, 09:33 PM
:mad: you did NOT just compare paris to Anna! Anna is 20 million times better than paris :mad:

What do you know about that? Slept with them both? ;) j/k

Seriously, Anna loves men as well, there's no way you can deny that.

Snoopy_Girl
10-24-2004, 09:34 PM
What do you know about that? Slept with them both? ;) j/k

Seriously, Anna loves men as well, there's no way you can deny that.
And she loves (media) attention too ;)

TaTaaa
10-24-2004, 10:48 PM
argh I will hate to see Paris sit there in Mark's bench watching him playing!!! :/// hehe

Roger-No.1
10-24-2004, 11:31 PM
Paris is funny... too bad she feels the need to act/be dumb

Chloe le Bopper
10-24-2004, 11:47 PM
Paris is funny... too bad she feels the need to act/be dumb
Feels the need? Here I was thinking that she just did that naturally.

Here is why she irritates me - I think it's great that she has a lot of money. Good for her. I just don't understand why I have to hear about her. She lacks talent of any kind, at least so far as I can tell, she's not remarkable looking, and she's not intelligent. If not for the fact that she has a lot of money, she'd be living up the street from my old house with the rest of the white trash welfare whores who popped out their 6th kid by the time they were 23. I went to highschool with quite a few girls who were JUST like her. She's just gross. Period.

And before somebody gets on me, no, I don't have a problem with women who sleep with a lot of men. That is completely beside the point here. Two of my best friends in the world have slept with numerous men and I have a tremendous amount of respect for then. They are good, classy people. They aren't disgusting white trash.

alfonsojose
10-25-2004, 01:02 AM
Paris is funny... too bad she feels the need to act/be dumb

I don't think she's a genious, but she knows nobody cares about a smart, decent, rich woman :rolleyes: She's one more product of the reality show's era. People want to see dirty, shameful stuff more and more :p

Smankyou
10-25-2004, 03:26 AM
I hope he catches everything Paris has.

liptea
10-25-2004, 04:49 AM
Feels the need? Here I was thinking that she just did that naturally.

Here is why she irritates me - I think it's great that she has a lot of money. Good for her. I just don't understand why I have to hear about her. She lacks talent of any kind, at least so far as I can tell, she's not remarkable looking, and she's not intelligent. If not for the fact that she has a lot of money, she'd be living up the street from my old house with the rest of the white trash welfare whores who popped out their 6th kid by the time they were 23. I went to highschool with quite a few girls who were JUST like her. She's just gross. Period.

And before somebody gets on me, no, I don't have a problem with women who sleep with a lot of men. That is completely beside the point here. Two of my best friends in the world have slept with numerous men and I have a tremendous amount of respect for then. They are good, classy people. They aren't disgusting white trash.

Wow.

Here in the high school world, we call people like Paris Hilton...

the class whore?

MisterQ
10-25-2004, 04:54 AM
Community chest? ;)

Chloe le Bopper
10-25-2004, 04:55 AM
Wow.

Here in the high school world, we call people like Paris Hilton...

the class whore?
No, we don't call them anything. They're irrelevant.

Not to confuse you... I'm not IN highschool. But, once upon a time I was, and I went to school with quite a few pieces of useless trash just like her. Well... just like she comes across. One has to be clear that they are only seeing what the media bothers to cover.

Éowyn
10-25-2004, 05:33 AM
What do you know about that? Slept with them both? ;) j/k

Seriously, Anna loves men as well, there's no way you can deny that.

yes but for a start anna doesn't portray herself as a whore and did actually have a career and hasn't lived her life off her daddys money and how long has she been with enrique now? unlike paris who has been with how many men in the last year? and made a career of being a spoilt brat.

if any regular girl went though guys half as quick as she does no guy would go near them! anna looks like a virgin in comparisson to paris!

Chloe le Bopper
10-25-2004, 05:46 AM
if any regular girl went though guys half as quick as she does no guy would go near them! anna looks like a virgin in comparisson to paris!

Now now, that's not true. There is nothing wrong with sleeping around (unless you're devotely religious, in which case, it's not your concern what other people are doing anyways). I have a couple of very good friends who, juding by how you talk about women who have multiple sex partners, would make you cringe. They, however, are not garbage, and I love them dearly ;) They also don't have any problems finding men to go out with :yeah:

Trent
10-25-2004, 06:33 AM
Maybe Paris is the key to an Austrian win in the first round of Davis Cup!? OR Maybe Todd Reid will be in the team instead :lol:

I'd rather Reid play instead of Flip any day. Would make it much easier for me to barrack for the aussies :)

Space Cowgirl
10-25-2004, 11:19 AM
Philippoussis then happily chatted about the four hours of surfing he has every day, his plan to skip an upcoming tennis tournament in Stockholm, his desire to win a grand slam and his training regime.


And yes, the way to win a grand slam is to skip tournaments, watch your ranking slide into 3 figures and have to qualify for said grand slam. Good plan, Mark! :yeah:
Methinks he must be the male equivalent of Paris Hilton, ie: rich and thick. They are made for each other
:cool:

^Sue^
10-25-2004, 11:26 AM
GO TO HELL, MARK!

maratski
10-25-2004, 11:53 AM
yes but for a start anna doesn't portray herself as a whore and did actually have a career and hasn't lived her life off her daddys money and how long has she been with enrique now? unlike paris who has been with how many men in the last year? and made a career of being a spoilt brat.

if any regular girl went though guys half as quick as she does no guy would go near them! anna looks like a virgin in comparisson to paris!

Portraying a girl as a whore is a very subjective thing imo. I know Anna doesn't want to be known as a whore and doesn't act like Paris, but there was a time when it looked like she did have another men every week. Mark P, Kiefer, Lapentti, all those hockey players,...I'm sure there's more and i'm sure she did more with them then just going out on a date. Don't be surprised if people call her a whore or a tramp because of that.

tennischick
10-25-2004, 12:10 PM
yes but for a start anna doesn't portray herself as a whore and did actually have a career and hasn't lived her life off her daddys money and how long has she been with enrique now? unlike paris who has been with how many men in the last year? and made a career of being a spoilt brat.

if any regular girl went though guys half as quick as she does no guy would go near them! anna looks like a virgin in comparisson to paris!
this is the same Anna who was secretly married at 16 to a thirty-something year old hockey player while cheating on him with another hockey player who sold her his apt for a buck? just making sure we're diiscussing the same Anna :rolleyes:

Lynne
10-25-2004, 12:10 PM
I thought Delta was OK.... And the scud calls her " boring"... so Paris is "exciting" huh.... :eyeroll:
And I know this might be a stupid question.. but when did the scud date Anna Kournikova??

flip_fan
10-25-2004, 12:57 PM
as usual some things arent as bad as it seems....

Alan Jones Breakfast show transcript

Well there is plenty of publicity today about Mark Philippoussis and Delta Goodrem. As you know, I know Mark and I know him well.

The stories suggest that he has cheated on Delta and has some relationship with this Paris Hilton. Now I will talk to Mark later in the week.

But painful as it is to report, and Mark has certainly said nothing about this publicly, but all this talk that the Paris Hilton story has ended a nine month relationship with Delta is, with respect, a nonsense.

Mark rang Delta, as I understand it, four days before the ARIAS.

Now when were they?

That is almost a fortnight ago, and told her that the long distance relationship wasn't working for him for the last 10 months and he had to concentrate on his tennis.

And he made the call to her to tell her that.He is not surfing for hours in California, as some reports suggest.Actually, when I spoke to him today, he was in New York, training with John McEnroe.

So suggestions that he has had some kind of steamy relationship with Paris Hilton are ludicrous and suggestions by friends of Delta's that they were suspecting that something was going on when Delta was unable to contact Mark several times over the past fortnight.

Well, I'm certain Delta hasn't been trying to contact Mark.As I said, he rang and spoke to her four days before the Arias.Now these things are private matters.But Mark Philippoussis seems to come off in these things second best.

Delta's website was filled yesterday with fans furious at the way she had been treated.Mark sought to do the right thing.He didn't want to upset Delta with the Arias in the offing.But he felt he also had to ring her.They were barely seeing one another.

So four days before the Arias he made the phone call.Now there are suggestions today that he's cheating on Delta.I guess if it makes a headline, it's okay, but we ought to be fair to both parties in all of this.

I will try to speak to Mark Philippoussis later on in the week.

Kristen
10-25-2004, 01:49 PM
:rolleyes: I wondered how long it would be before this appeared here.
I have no respect for Alan Jones. Well, after I was his waiter for one evening anyway. ick... I imagine that the people that actually heard this on the radio, have no idea who Paris Hilton is, or what she gets up to :eek:

Roger-No.1
10-25-2004, 03:41 PM
:rolleyes: I wondered how long it would be before this appeared here.
I have no respect for Alan Jones. Well, after I was his waiter for one evening anyway. ick... I imagine that the people that actually heard this on the radio, have no idea who Paris Hilton is, or what she gets up to :eek:

Is it true, BjormanGirl?

Vass
10-25-2004, 03:51 PM
Scud! doncha have nothing better to do?

Kristen
10-25-2004, 03:52 PM
The part about him being an ass... he acts rather rudely like he's the most important person on the table. He likes his red wine to be chilled :smash:

I dont know... I would assume so. My friend posted it in the yahoo group (http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/jonasbjorkmanandswedes) and she's a hardcore Scud fan. Noone would be bothered to write about Alan Jones if it wasn't true (I guess!?). But what I can't imagine, is Delta actually going through with the performance of that song, on the Arias... if he called her just a few days before. But, she's a smart girl, and I imagine she'd have figured out that things were sort of going downhill.

Vass
10-25-2004, 03:53 PM
Portraying a girl as a whore is a very subjective thing imo. I know Anna doesn't want to be known as a whore and doesn't act like Paris, but there was a time when it looked like she did have another men every week. Mark P, Kiefer, Lapentti, all those hockey players,...I'm sure there's more and i'm sure she did more with them then just going out on a date. Don't be surprised if people call her a whore or a tramp because of that.
Anna is nowhere close to Hilton.
I'm sure that a lot less people would have minded Scud dating kournikova.

mitalidas
10-25-2004, 09:05 PM
This guy has got it right on


Louise Evans: New-model Scud marks time with Paris love match

October 26, 2004
DELTA Goodrem is the type of girl you take home to meet mum. Paris Hilton is the type of girl you take home when mum's not there.

Is it any wonder that a lowly ranking Australian tennis player such as Mark Philippoussis has been distracted away from Delta by the Hilton heiress? And for a player who changes his coaches as often as he changes his socks it is entirely consistent that he should rotate his girlfriends with a similar frequency.

Why stroke short hair when you can stroke an heiress? Why take home the girl next door when you can take an heiress up against the door - any door.

If Paris so much as smiled at most men on this planet, whether they be gay or straight, they would dine out on it for the rest of their quiet lives. Paris has what most of us only dream about: endless money, sexual freedom and total independence to do as she pleases. And she does - usually in front of a camera. Plus she's 23, pretty and blonde. So we deal with our envy by hating her. We label her a bimbo and a slut. It's a nasty word, slut, one we reserve for women we don't like and who may also be sexually active with multiple partners. The equivalent word for a male root rat is stud. "Scud the stud in tryst with slut." Now there's a headline. If it lasts more than five minutes put "long-term" before tryst.

Let's be honest. Delta was too good for the Poo. The same goes for Kim Clijsters and Lleyton Hewitt. Kim was far too nice for Lleyton. Hewitt has a mean streak that's reflected in his parents' grim courtside frowns. It works for him on the tennis court because you need that killer instinct to win. Ditto Pat Cash and his model ex-wife. He was mean. She was lean. Pat Rafter got to keep the whole package - the sweet model wife plus baby - but then Pat's a nice guy who lacked the desire to grind his opponents into the dirt.









The fact that Kim and Lleyton were together for five years is the surprise, not that they did a Jimmy Connors and Chris Evert and broke up - five months before the fairytale wedding. Imagine going through life with those omnipresent parents sitting on the end of your bed.

The Poo quite liked having Delta sitting sweetly at the end of his bed, even if there may have been too much sitting. She's talented, her career is on the rise despite all those dirgeful songs she insists on singing. She's also beautiful, rich and she has princess status. She's the type of girl men put on a pedestal.

As for the Poo, his career is on the slide and may have already hit the wall.

He has become the Anna Kournikova of the male tennis world - a model tennis player - which is fitting because the Poo and Anna have had more than the odd tryst together.

Any social tennis player will tell you the problem with the Poo's game. When his giant serve goes west, his game goes south, and he's back in the locker room before you can say: "New balls, please."

And he has the concentration span of a rabbit. In post-match press conferences, the Poo can get halfway through answering a question when he forgets what the question is. It's a wonder he can remember who his girlfriend is.

But he's also rich and so pretty he has advertisers begging to use his flexed pecs to flog their must-haves. So in fact he's the perfect physical and intellectual match for Paris. Isn't Paris Match a French magazine? "Paris Match brings you Paris's perfect match." Good cover story.

Philippoussis got his taste for dating famous girls with Anna Cupcake at grand-slam tennis events where grand-slam sex should be posted on the menu in the players dining room as the plat du jour. Because of drug testing and the need to be constantly on your game, drugs and alcohol are off the menu but sex is a good way to let off steam without getting fat or a hangover. So there is always a queue of players lining up to get some in the dining room. (For further insights see the movie Wimbledon.) The Poo was expecting more of the same at the Olympics. He rolled up to Athens expecting to be treated like the Greek god that he is and all anyone wanted to talk to him about was Delta du jour, who sang and got sick.

There was a wonderful slice of television during the Olympics when the Channel 7 team was reading out emails sent to the Australian team. One came from a boy addressed to Philippoussis. It started "Dear Mark" but that was where the interest in the Poo ended. The boy wanted to know how Delta was and if Mark could ask her to come and visit his school when she came back home.

The Poo was cool about playing second fiddle in Delta's backing band. He could even have coped with the lack of grand-slam sex. But then the heiress smiled at him. He must have left skid marks escaping the dirgeful Delta for his perfect match. Or should that be scud marks? Stud marks?

evansl@theaustralian.com.au

Snoopy_Girl
10-25-2004, 09:16 PM
Wow.. that's a bit much of blaiming it all on one person...

Éowyn
10-26-2004, 03:41 AM
in our papers today it was blamingit on holly valance because apparently she set the 2 up

tennischick
10-26-2004, 04:56 AM
the Dirgeful Delta?? what a moniker! no wonder Mark fled :eek:

chocc0
10-26-2004, 05:23 AM
i found this sorry if it's already been posted!
Paris match with Scud denied
By Andrew Hornery
October 26, 2004
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The gossip magazine editors started receiving the calls early on Saturday, Sydney time.

On the line was the Australian publicist Richard Squire, between boutiques in Los Angeles's ritzy The Grove shopping mall, breathlessly trying to generate interest in Sydney for an "exclusive" with the infamous Hilton sisters. He had snaps of Paris and Nicky Hilton shopping with two Australian girls, prize-winners in a Sportsgirl promotion. But, as one bleary-eyed editor put it, "the story was more yawn than gasp".

But in a few hours a lacklustre paparazzi shot had degenerated into a ferocious media feeding frenzy. News Limited tabloids ran a syndicated story saying Paris Hilton had casually revealed a torrid affair with Mark Philippoussis during the shopping spree, ending the tennis star's 10-month relationship with the patron saint of Australian pop, Delta Goodrem.

It was tabloid heaven, a story about the golden girl of pop betrayed by the handsome but broody Philippoussis, who had fallen victim to the mesmerising charms of the bleached and perma-tanned wicked witch of West Hollywood, Paris Hilton.
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Not quite. Enter the self-proclaimed good mate of Philippoussis, Alan Jones, who told his 2GB listeners yesterday that the story was ludicrous. Before going on air, Jones said, he had spoken to Philippoussis in New York. "All this talk that the Paris Hilton story has ended a nine-month relationship with Delta is, with respect, a nonsense."

Jones said Philippoussis had ended it two weeks ago, before the ARIAs. "[Philippoussis] told her that the long-distance relationship wasn't working for him ... and he had to concentrate on his tennis. And he made the call to her to tell her that ...

"So suggestions that he has had some kind of steamy relationship with Paris Hilton are ludicrous."

Philippoussis's manager, Brian Cooney, had "no reason to doubt" what Jones said on air but declined to comment further.

In London, a Sony spokesman said Goodrem had no intention of speaking about her relationship with Philippoussis.

"At this stage she probably wants to crawl under a rock and forget about it."

Yesterday afternoon Mr Squire was holed up in Los Angeles, "bewildered" by events. "I was with Paris all day and I never heard her say anything about an affair with Philippoussis," he said. "I know nothing about it. She was very upset and called me when the story appeared. She was as bewildered as I was about being quoted in the press when she had not spoken to a reporter."

 The tennis player Kim Clijsters yesterday denied rumours that another love interest was behind her break-up with Lleyton Hewitt.

Vass
10-26-2004, 01:14 PM
It's always nice to see a scandalous relationships and gossip around them being compared to a great, cute relationship... In other words. WTF did they have to mention Kim and Lleyton here?

alfonsojose
10-26-2004, 01:37 PM
Paris, i love u :worship: :tape:

flip_fan
10-26-2004, 02:37 PM
well well well.... its not just mark getting some paris action...

The other woman in his life, Paris Hilton, was said in reports from New York to have moved up the tennis rankings after being seen "locking lips" on the weekend with US player Andy Roddick, who is ranked No 2 on the ATP tour.
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lol, id laugh if she's actually seeing andy roddick!!!

Wednesday Addams
10-26-2004, 02:50 PM
well well well.... its not just mark getting some paris action...

The other woman in his life, Paris Hilton, was said in reports from New York to have moved up the tennis rankings after being seen "locking lips" on the weekend with US player Andy Roddick, who is ranked No 2 on the ATP tour.
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lol, id laugh if she's actually seeing andy roddick!!!

Paris Hilton, seeing the ATP Rankings List:
"Wow, I have my work cut out for me......" hehe, couldn't help myself :devil:

Guess now it's a whole OTHER "Paris Tournament" we're talking about....... :p :angel:
Actually, this Mark P/Paris H thing didn't surprise me at all, it was more the fact that he has been dating a somewhat decent girl (this Delta something..... sorry, don't know who she is ) that's the BIG news :rolleyes:

novanora
10-26-2004, 02:54 PM
poo......poor....:cuckoo:

alfonsojose
10-26-2004, 03:22 PM
Roger Federer is injured. Maybe her girlfriend discovered her with Paris and :smash: :eek: The Paris curse. Everyone is injured or dumped by the girlfriend :tape:

WyveN
10-27-2004, 09:12 AM
Paris Moves On to Roddick


American socialite Paris Hilton has been spotted kissing new lover Mark Philippoussis' tennis rival Andy Roddick. Over the weekend it was reported Australian sports ace Philippoussis had begun dating the hotel heiress and the reality TV star had been declaring she was "head over heels in love". American gossip site Pagesix.Com reports Hilton and American tennis star Roddick - who dated Mandy Moore earlier this year - were "locking lips" at Las Vegas nightspot Light on Sunday. Hilton's publicist Richard Squire has laughed off Hilton's supposed declaration for Philippoussis, saying, "The message from Paris was 'What is this all about?' It was probably just some throw-away comment. Tara Reid went out with Mark and she is a good friend of Paris."

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#1

Ferrero Forever
10-27-2004, 09:17 AM
Ok Paris, i'm warning you now. If you go ANYWHERE near my ferrero, then i will personally kill you. You got that? good!!!

Peoples
10-27-2004, 10:01 AM
Roddick is definitely a big jump up in the rankings for Paris. #2 is the top for her probably but pretty good. As for both Mark and Andy, who wouldn't go out with Paris? It'd be stupid not to.

Bibir
10-27-2004, 10:09 AM
You really want to kill someone Juanqui Lover?? ;)

http://faculty.mc3.edu/ahenders/cjs_240/jail_guy_cartoon.jpg

sigmagirl91
10-27-2004, 10:37 AM
Roger Federer is injured. Maybe her girlfriend discovered her with Paris and :smash: :eek: The Paris curse. Everyone is injured or dumped by the girlfriend :tape:

Maybe she caught him looking at the stank ho, and kneed him where it counts. :devil:

Ferrero Forever
10-27-2004, 11:46 AM
You really want to kill someone Juanqui Lover?? ;)

http://faculty.mc3.edu/ahenders/cjs_240/jail_guy_cartoon.jpg
that will be me if she comes anywhere near Juanqui. He can share my cell if he wants ;)

TheBoiledEgg
10-27-2004, 08:51 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/10/25/1098667695010.html?oneclick=true

Things have just got a lot worse for Scud
By Richard Hinds
October 26, 2004

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Dear Paris Hilton,

You might be aware by now that not everyone in Australia is happy about your reported liaison with our Mark Philippoussis. But we would like to congratulate you on achieving a position that is as close to royalty as our humble little nation has to offer - girlfriend of a tennis star.

The first thing of which you should be aware, however, is that it won't be, if you will excuse the pun, a simple life. Should you take the place of Princess Delta, you won't be universally loved. Indeed, to some, you are going to be our own version of Camilla Parker Bowles.

You see, unlike that Millsy bloke who you, well, "entertained" at the spring carnival last year, Delta is a real Australian idol. Every 12-year-old girl wants to be like her. Every mother wishes she was her daughter. Every man wants to date her - well, except Scud. Some people even want to listen to her sing, although they probably haven't heard her latest album yet.

Anyway, these people are angry that Delta has been dumped and, with the help of their friends at the tabloid newspapers, you are going to be dragged through more mud than when you and Nicole stayed at that pig farm. They are going to impugn your reputation - as much as the reputation of someone who has featured so prominently on the internet can be impugned, anyway.

But given we have so few stars worthy of featuring on the cover of those insightful magazines near the supermarket checkout, we Aussies are quick to adopt prominent foreigners as our own. And there are some things you can do to win us over and make life easier for yourself should you arrive here on the Scud's arm.

The first is to not gloat about having taken the place of Delta and to stop suggesting the Scud said she was "boring", as you were reported to have done at the weekend. Yes, even if she was boring. This is, after all, a country that just re-elected John Howard. Safe, secure and boring has become a way of life.

It is also important to tell us how much you like Australia. In fact, we would prefer you to pretend to be an Aussie. So from now on we'll call you "Aussie" Paris Hilton - or maybe just Melbourne Hilton - and you will tell us you do all your shopping at Fountain Gate with Kath and Kim. Easy.

Another good idea would be to avoid nightclubs and bars during the Australian Open. One of our former champs Pat Cash blamed the "Delta factor" for the Scud's lethargic performance in the fourth round of the Australian last year. If all the stories about the "Paris factor" are true, we are worried he won't be able to make it through his opening-day warm-up. So just stay in your room with the curtains closed and the video equipment turned off.

We also feel obliged to offer a few words of warning. Yes, Mark is an awesomely talented tennis player and genuine international superhunk. But he hasn't been doing too well lately. In fact, he won his last match about six of your celebrity boyfriends ago. So, as a woman of independent means, you might want to remember to bring the gold credit card.

You should also be aware that a position in the Scud's entourage is not considered permanent employment. He's had more coaches, trainers, partners and sundry hangers-on in his courtside box than go through the front door of the Hilton. (We meant the hotel!) However, his dad and current coach, Nick Philippoussis, has always been there. Just don't say you weren't warned.

But I'm sure you know all that and you'll love your time in Australia. In fact, you could do us a favour. Another of our tennis stars, Lleyton Hewitt, has just had his heart broken by this sour-faced Belgian who none of us liked in the first place.

Anyway, we were thinking that if you come for the Australian Open you could bring Nicole and set up a date. Paris, Mark, Lleyton and Nicole. What a mixed doubles match that would be.

alfonsojose
10-27-2004, 09:35 PM
:haha: :haha:

Roger-No.1
10-28-2004, 04:19 PM
that will be me if she comes anywhere near Juanqui. He can share my cell if he wants ;)

:lol: well said, juanquiL!

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 05:57 PM
She's alone again .. who's the next ATP victim :p

blosson
10-03-2005, 07:20 PM
Isn't she engaged to a Greek rich boy also called Paris?

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 07:25 PM
Isn't she engaged to a Greek rich boy also called Paris?
she was. That's why i'm posted "she's back" :scared:

blosson
10-03-2005, 07:29 PM
Oh that was a quickie engagement! Woah!

AgassiDomination
10-03-2005, 10:33 PM
Lucky bastard :lol:

YoursTruly
10-04-2005, 04:26 AM
1. there are no "relationships" going on with Paris
2. she's probably a beard
3. she pays her way to get publicity (like so many others), so it doesn't mean she's in demand
4. she has no class and no manners
5. she's a slut-ho

Nikki♥
10-04-2005, 10:12 AM
3. she pays her way to get publicity

Too bad that she can't buy herself a brain. It'd be the best engagement present that she could make herself.

sigmagirl91
10-04-2005, 10:52 AM
5. she's a slut-ho

Putting the vcash on this one.

Rex
10-04-2005, 02:34 PM
im sorry- but id like paris in my pants as much as the next guy- but she isnt the long last relationship type is she???

ClaycourtaZzZz.
10-04-2005, 02:45 PM
:drool:

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 06:08 PM
Paris praises Paris. I'm sure he enjoyed the ride :tape:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051004/ap_en_tv/people_paris_latsis;_ylt=Aokj3MkoOaNrZQk1Ua.Awlms0 NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-