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Whats your favorite part of your body?

out_here_grindin
03-10-2012, 02:54 AM
For me its practical. My feet. I have excellent feet. They are smooth and shapely. My toes are shaped in a way that makes it look like a frog, but that makes them excellent for moving. I have great arches and balance.

Close 2nd for me is my wrists. My wrists are quick and flexible.


what about you?

Filo V.
03-10-2012, 02:56 AM
My eyes and my ass. Also, I love my lips and my penis. If I had to choose between these four options, I'd say my lips because they are very kissable, soft and juicy looking, and they fit perfectly with my face.

BroTree123
03-10-2012, 02:58 AM
My eyes and my ass. Also, I love my lips and my penis. If I had to choose between these four options, I'd say my lips because they are very kissable, soft and juicy looking, and they fit perfectly with my face.

That is such a typical answer from you :lol:.

out_here_grindin
03-10-2012, 02:59 AM
I also have great joints. My knees and elbows help compensate for my relatively low amount of flexibility.

Topspindoctor
03-10-2012, 03:01 AM
http://www.zonegods.com/old_zonegods_forum/4images/data/media/1/thread_is_gay.jpg

BroTree123
03-10-2012, 03:03 AM
http://www.zonegods.com/old_zonegods_forum/4images/data/media/1/thread_is_gay.jpg

Thread over.

Pirata.
03-10-2012, 03:36 AM
http://www.zonegods.com/old_zonegods_forum/4images/data/media/1/thread_is_gay.jpg

I think my boobs are pretty amazing. I'm not going to go into detail for all you pervs though :cool:

I always like my face/complexion, I use some good skin care products and my skin is soft and I have some freckles.

BroTree123
03-10-2012, 03:58 AM
I think my boobs are pretty amazing. I'm not going to go into detail for all you pervs though :cool:

I always like my face/complexion, I use some good skin care products and my skin is soft and I have some freckles.

Pics or it didn't happen :lol:.

Topspindoctor
03-10-2012, 04:02 AM
Nude Pics or it didn't happen :lol:.

Corrected :angel:

tripwires
03-10-2012, 04:09 AM
My legs by a mile.

tripwires
03-10-2012, 04:10 AM
I think my boobs are pretty amazing. I'm not going to go into detail for all you pervs though :cool:

I always like my face/complexion, I use some good skin care products and my skin is soft and I have some freckles.

:hearts:

I'd be so happy if one day I could actually say that with a straight face in a non-sarcastic manner. :sad:

BroTree123
03-10-2012, 04:16 AM
:hearts:

I'd be so happy if one day I could actually say that with a straight face in a non-sarcastic manner. :sad:

Man-boobs?

Naudio Spanlatine
03-10-2012, 04:22 AM
My boobs:p

tripwires
03-10-2012, 04:57 AM
Man-boobs?

:confused: Whose? Yours?

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 07:06 AM
I think my boobs are pretty amazing. I'm not going to go into detail for all you pervs though :cool:

I always like my face/complexion, I use some good skin care products and my skin is soft and I have some freckles.

So we then have to imagine. Ample pale bosoms with a very expanded soft pink aureolas and nipples that become tighter and darker when cold or stimulated. They are not saggy but soft and somewhat like compressed large grapefruit. You try to cover come of the cleavage freckles with some talc scented powder that help with the glistening when your boobs get a little sweaty.

Shinoj
03-10-2012, 08:16 AM
I think my boobs are pretty amazing. I'm not going to go into detail for all you pervs though :cool:

I always like my face/complexion, I use some good skin care products and my skin is soft and I have some freckles.


Do not go in details. Just cover it with a cloth and give us a Pic.

BroTree123
03-10-2012, 09:36 AM
Do not go in details. Just cover it with a cloth and give us a Pic.

:yeah:.

Goldenoldie
03-10-2012, 10:04 AM
My bum could pass for a 25 year old's, but the rest of me reflects my age

Tulipe
03-10-2012, 12:46 PM
I love myself whole as I am, because it's me :yeah:

buddyholly
03-10-2012, 12:54 PM
My brain

Lopez
03-10-2012, 01:01 PM
My calves and thighs. They're quite muscular and I'm pleased about that.

I also like my blue eyes :).

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 03:31 PM
My brain

Is it because it is the most attractive of your features? Because if so, the gods have been very mean to you.

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 03:37 PM
I love my calves and my shoulders also, but it is my ass that gets the rave reviews.

Jimnik
03-10-2012, 04:31 PM
My right hand. It's always there for me.

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 04:33 PM
Pirata was 15 minutes into her morning jog. For the fellow joggers on the trail, this was one of those special days. That smoking hot freckled jogger with the ample soft grapefruit sized bosoms was not wearing a bra. And today, she was wearing a white top of a very thin synthetic fabric that got transparent the minute it got wet. Luckily, Pirata needed little effort to get wet...

Time Violation
03-10-2012, 05:41 PM
Pirata was 15 minutes into her morning jog. For the fellow joggers on the trail, this was one of those special days. That smocking hot freckled jogger with the ample soft grapefruit sized bosoms was not wearing a bra. And today, she was wearing a white top of a very thin synthetic fabric that got transparent the minute it got wet. Luckily, Pirata needed little effort to get wet...

:spit: :haha:

Nathaliia
03-10-2012, 05:56 PM
lips.

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 06:32 PM
Pirata broke a sweat in no time, she was wondering if people could see the freckles sprinkled on top of her voluptuous mammillas. She left a little bit late and now had to adopt a quicker pace. She was really looking forward to this. Since she was running a little bit quicker, her free flowing breast were heaving like a couple of buoys in a rough sea. She had woken up somewhat dizzy...

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 07:15 PM
What had she done last night? she was wondering as she was running, her tempo anchored by the rocking motion of her chest of drawers. She had vague memories about doing things with a couple of guys, but it was all blurry, it could have been a dream. She usually remembers the number of guys she was partying with but this time she did not remember.

BigJohn
03-10-2012, 08:31 PM
She did not remember going out for that kind of fun last night, in fact, she did not remember going out at all. Frustrated, Pirata picked up the pace, making her tatas bounce weirdly for a few steps. Instictively, she grabbed them to stop the rocking. It turned out it was a mistake. Pirata liked touching her large and defiant nipples, they are always so sensitive, that makes her weak... But grabbing them full with her full palm also soaked the remaining dry fabric, she was now wearing a mesh-like-clingy-see-through-white top, and she felt a rush in her whole body...

Nidhogg
03-10-2012, 09:01 PM
Time for you to come out of the closet, John. Your approach, however, comes across as odd in the straight world.

Pirata.
03-10-2012, 09:55 PM
Pics or it didn't happen :lol:.

Corrected :angel:

Perverts :lol:

:hearts:

I'd be so happy if one day I could actually say that with a straight face in a non-sarcastic manner. :sad:

:hug:

So we then have to imagine. Ample pale bosoms with a very expanded soft pink aureolas and nipples that become tighter and darker when cold or stimulated. They are not saggy but soft and somewhat like compressed large grapefruit. You try to cover come of the cleavage freckles with some talc scented powder that help with the glistening when your boobs get a little sweaty.

Pirata was 15 minutes into her morning jog. For the fellow joggers on the trail, this was one of those special days. That smoking hot freckled jogger with the ample soft grapefruit sized bosoms was not wearing a bra. And today, she was wearing a white top of a very thin synthetic fabric that got transparent the minute it got wet. Luckily, Pirata needed little effort to get wet...

Pirata broke a sweat in no time, she was wondering if people could see the freckles sprinkled on top of her voluptuous mammillas. She left a little bit late and now had to adopt a quicker pace. She was really looking forward to this. Since she was running a little bit quicker, her free flowing breast were heaving like a couple of buoys in a rough sea. She had woken up somewhat dizzy...

What had she done last night? she was wondering as she was running, her tempo anchored by the rocking motion of her chest of drawers. She had vague memories about doing things with a couple of guys, but it was all blurry, it could have been a dream. She usually remembers the number of guys she was partying with but this time she did not remember.

She did not remember going out for that kind of fun last night, in fact, she did not remember going out at all. Frustrated, Pirata picked up the pace, making her tatas bounce weirdly for a few steps. Instictively, she grabbed them to stop the rocking. It turned out it was a mistake. Pirata liked touching her large and defiant nipples, they are always so sensitive, that makes her weak... But grabbing them full with her full palm also soaked the remaining dry fabric, she was not wearing a mesh-like-clingy-see-through-white top, and she felt a rush in her whole body...

omg :speakles:

mammillas :haha:

Lopez
03-10-2012, 10:02 PM
This thread became pervy and creepy quite quickly :p

BroTree123
03-10-2012, 10:37 PM
She did not remember going out for that kind of fun last night, in fact, she did not remember going out at all. Frustrated, Pirata picked up the pace, making her tatas bounce weirdly for a few steps. Instictively, she grabbed them to stop the rocking. It turned out it was a mistake. Pirata liked touching her large and defiant nipples, they are always so sensitive, that makes her weak... But grabbing them full with her full palm also soaked the remaining dry fabric, she was not wearing a mesh-like-clingy-see-through-white top, and she felt a rush in her whole body...

Wow that the hell lol :facepalm:.

leng jai
03-10-2012, 11:25 PM
:hearts:

I'd be so happy if one day I could actually say that with a straight face in a non-sarcastic manner. :sad:

:speakles:

My eyes are amazing since they provide me with 20/20 vision through a coin slot.

Ajde.

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 12:23 AM
She held on to the rush and to her boobs a little longer. That is what she was doing these days, her new mantra. She did not remember many things these days, but she accepted this as one of the minor down sides of being a popular happening girl who parties hard.

It was worth it. She had done so many things, broken so many taboos with so many people, sometimes at the same time, it made her hungry for more, as if it exposed her yearnings. There was an urge for more burning inside her. What she was doing right now, running in the park with her luscious boobies barely covered was rather naughty to say the least. It also had a purpose. The anticipation was getting Pirata definitely in the right mood.

BroTree123
03-11-2012, 12:33 AM
She held on to the rush and to her boobs a little longer. That is what she was doing these days, her new mantra. She did not remember many things these days, but she accepted this as one of the minor down sides of being a popular happening girl who parties hard.

It was worth it. She had done so many things, broken so many taboos with so many people, sometimes at the same time, it made her hungry for more, as if it exposed her yearnings. There was an urge for more burning inside her. What she was doing right now, running in the park with her luscious boobies barely covered was rather naughty to say the least. It also had a purpose. The anticipation was getting Pirata definitely in the right mood.

Bro, take this shit to Literotica :facepalm:.

Sham Kay
03-11-2012, 12:37 AM
Damn, that site actually exists. All the wasted days pretending to read books..

Sham Kay
03-11-2012, 12:41 AM
Best would be Teeth. Not as bent and crooked as the stereotypical norm for the land I reside in

Worst would be feet. Too big. I wear specially made mini-tanks for shoes.

BroTree123
03-11-2012, 12:50 AM
Damn, that site actually exists. All the wasted days pretending to read books..

Yeah, getting off to a bunch of "steamy" words is the way to go :p.

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 12:54 AM
She was all warm and squirting from the effort, so she knew everybody could see her majestic slow bouncing knockers. She was proud, she was not ashamed. She was aroused. It was there for everyone to see. She was staring at the incoming runners in the eyes, and she could tell which ones were sporting a semi (they were blushing), which ones were praying for her soul (they had a massive erection) and which ones were happening guys looking for anonymous sex in the bush (she had knew them all by first name for a while by now, she knew most of them also by smell, taste and shape). But it was just teasing. Today, she was meeting someone...

buddyholly
03-11-2012, 01:45 AM
Is it because it is the most attractive of your features? Because if so, the gods have been very mean to you.

At least I've got one. Good enough to figure out there are no gods.

BroTree123
03-11-2012, 01:55 AM
She was all warm and squirting from the effort, so she knew everybody could see her majestic slow bouncing knockers. She was proud, she was not ashamed. She was aroused. It was there for everyone to see. She was staring at the incoming runners in the eyes, and she could tell which ones were sporting a semi (they were blushing), which ones were praying for her soul (they had a massive erection) and which ones were happening guys looking for anonymous sex in the bush (she had knew them all by first name for a while by now, she knew most of them also by smell, taste and shape). But it was just teasing. Today, she was meeting someone...

Dude, this is not Literotica.com :o.

Johnny Groove
03-11-2012, 03:49 AM
Hips.

Shinoj
03-11-2012, 04:10 AM
A Little mention about Boobs from the subject herself led to one massive and collective Erection in this thread. I BET.

tripwires
03-11-2012, 04:25 AM
BigJohn. :haha: Waiting for this "story" to get seriously perverse since the writer reads de Sade. :speakles:

:speakles:

My eyes are amazing since they provide me with 20/20 vision through a coin slot.

Ajde.

In relation to my legs, I wouldn't disagree. In relation to my comment about my boobs...I would be rather disturbed if this comment was in response to that. :speakles:

Pirata.
03-11-2012, 05:21 AM
This is too much :hysteric:

:haha:

Naudio Spanlatine
03-11-2012, 05:32 AM
Bigjohn why cant you make a story about my boobs:awww: :p

Naudio Spanlatine
03-11-2012, 05:33 AM
Hips.

Your hips don't lie like shakira?:p :angel:

Johnny Groove
03-11-2012, 03:31 PM
Your hips don't lie like shakira?:p :angel:

Always they tell the truth :p

Orka_n
03-11-2012, 04:56 PM
My ajde

cobalt60
03-11-2012, 05:00 PM
My ajde

my adje is bigger than your adje. just saying.

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 06:52 PM
Pirata turned left into the forest area of the park and looked at her watch. Right time, right pulse, she's almost there. The rendez-vous point had been set via text messages the day before. She was exhilarated but also nervous. She did not remember the last time she felt nervous about meeting a guys, or any number of guys for that matter. That one must be special. She had met him through a tennis forum, they flirted, they texted for a few months now, but now he was in town. Just 800 meters away... Suddenly, she felt a pull in her groin area. Pirata got scared for a second, but then realized that the lower part of her anatomy was doing preparatory Kegel exercises by itself. She was absolutely ready for this now, her whole rack now inflated, tight and firm.

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 08:38 PM
Just before she left, Pirata took a couple of ice cubes and rubbed them on her teats in order to jump start them. It had worked magnificently, but she now realized it had been unnecessary and a complete waste of ice.

She got to the clearing, spotted the oak tree, the bench... Exactly like the text message described:

-Hey Pirata

Hey sexy...-

-You gonna jog tomorrow afternoon?

Yeah baby, why?-

-I'm in town... Wanna meet?

I wanna meet your meat if you know what I mean...-

-Wanna do something kinky?

I do only kinky stuff...-

-That's my girl.
-In the park where you jog, in the clearing, the oak tree, the bench, be there at 11 o'clock.
-Alone.

I hope you won't be alone.-
I hope Little Corey will there too.-
I'd like to play with him and teach him stuff. -

- I call him Big Corey and he comes wherever I go...
-Here's a picture of him.
-See you tomorrow.

She was always always interested in sexting, sending and receiving naughty pictures was a nice courtship trick she had in her repertoire. She had sexted pics of her divinely freckled bristols so often in the past. But she had never climaxed after receiving a sext. Until she saw Little Corey.

She was giggling at the memory when she heard a noise in the nearby bushes. She turned slowly...

- Corey?

gaitare
03-11-2012, 08:52 PM
Neck. Swanlike. I could give three fourths of it to Sorensen and we'd both look awesome.

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 09:57 PM
- Pirata?

- It is me.

She saw right there that she had to slow things down. She had a strong effect on men, she was lethal to those with premature disposition. By the looks of it Corey was just a touch away from bursting. She had to slow things down without sending the wrong message. She removed her top and started twisting it to squeeze the sweat from it. As she was lusciously squeezing, pushing her sumptuously pale and freckled melons together, she saw this only made matters worse for Corey.

- It must be so nice to ride your mammillas... he said, little Corey throbbing but in a cute and not menacing manner.

- The correct plural is mammillae, said Pirata, giving her top on last squeeze.

She looked at him. It was too late. In his eyes, she saw excitement, then surprise, then fear....


- Proper boobage grammHHHHAAArrrrarrraagh, said Corey as little Corey exploded.


... then pure joy, then anger, despair, regret and shame.


Corey could not even apologize. he ran away. In his rush, he cut through a bush and scared a squirrel. The squirrel panicked and ran by Pirata, his tail gently touching her leg. Pirata, already overly stimulated, felt a burst of energy going from her leg, to her breast, to her Venus mound, then radiating through her whole body. As she accepted and embraced this violent orgasm, she smiled as she was again losing consciousness topless in a park.

The end.

Gagsquet
03-11-2012, 10:12 PM
My lips are out of this world.

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 10:33 PM
My lips are out of this world.

Like these?

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Predators-movie-image-210.jpg

Gagsquet
03-11-2012, 10:36 PM
Yeah.. Good one LittleJohn ...

BigJohn
03-11-2012, 11:23 PM
Yeah.. Good one LittleJohn ...

Sorry. I am sure your lips are lovely. Why don't you use your favorite body part to kiss the part of my body that gets rave reviews.

Orka_n
03-11-2012, 11:55 PM
my adje is bigger than your adje. just saying.But I heard size doesn't matter..?

Ajde..???

cobalt60
03-12-2012, 12:01 AM
But I heard size doesn't matter..?

Ajde..???

Who told you that? Of course size matters. :p

Orka_n
03-12-2012, 12:03 AM
Who told you that? Of course size matters. :pUnajde!! :bigcry:

cobalt60
03-12-2012, 12:04 AM
Unajde!! :bigcry:

sigh. I like the unajde part though. :hug:

Orka_n
03-12-2012, 12:07 AM
sigh. I like the unajde part though. :hug:Ajde. :smooch:

Corey Feldman
03-12-2012, 12:53 AM
I dont know

might be my Little Corey... how could it not be for any man?

Corey Feldman
03-12-2012, 12:54 AM
Just before she left, Pirata took a couple of ice cubes and rubbed them on her teats in order to jump start them. It had worked magnificently, but she now realized it had been unnecessary and a complete waste of ice.

She got to the clearing, spotted the oak tree, the bench... Exactly like the text message described:



She was always always interested in sexting, sending and receiving naughty pictures was a nice courtship trick she had in her repertoire. She had sexted pics of her divinely freckled bristols so often in the past. But she had never climaxed after receiving a sext. Until she saw Little Corey.

She was giggling at the memory when she heard a noise in the nearby bushes. She turned slowly...

- Corey?:eek:

BroTree123
03-12-2012, 01:56 AM
This is getting steamy.

BigJohn
03-12-2012, 03:34 AM
In my story, the part of the annoying party-pooper (who want all the girls to leave because they said they would leave together) friend of the hot girl you are trying to score with was played by BroTree123.

BigJohn
03-12-2012, 03:45 AM
Bigjohn why cant you make a story about my boobs:awww: :p

Pirata turned out to be a Muse.


I have another idea for a short story currently titled Pirata's Sentient Mutant Zombie Boobs that would be set in a post apocalyptic Earth anime kind of setting / universe. I liked the jogging one better because at first glance, it looks like your regular short story about jogging that you read all the time, but when you read it a little bit more carefully, there are some elements of subtle suggestive erotica that you may have missed the first time you read it.

I also take a little bit of pride in knowing that my brain gave some straight dudes a boner.

BroTree123
03-12-2012, 03:48 AM
In my story, the part of the annoying party-pooper (who want all the girls to leave because they said they would leave together) friend of the hot girl you are trying to score with was played by BroTree123.

The dude with filthy skin and glasses? Fuck yeah :rocker2:.

Filo V.
03-12-2012, 03:50 AM
People are getting off to the shit the Canadian gay is saying? Damn. Pretty gross, like, makes me dizzy and borderline nauseous gross. And yes, I mean that literally, I feel borderline nauseous and dizzy thinking that BigJohn would get some dudes here off with his perverted mind.

BigJohn
03-12-2012, 03:54 AM
People are getting off to the shit the Canadian gay is saying? Damn. Pretty gross, like, makes me dizzy and borderline nauseous gross. And yes, I mean that literally, I feel borderline nauseous and dizzy thinking that BigJohn would get some dudes here off with his perverted mind.

You are an attention-whore ass clown.

leng jai
03-12-2012, 04:11 AM
Who needs porn you have this thread.

Ajde.

BigJohn
03-12-2012, 04:19 AM
Who needs porn you have this thread.

Ajde.

Come on now. This is not even close to be pixelated Asian porn. It's more like Charles Dickens.

Ajde.

hipolymer
03-12-2012, 04:25 AM
So this is where you people spend your time in between tennis matches. Frankly, I'm a little frightened.

BroTree123
03-12-2012, 05:00 AM
Who needs porn you have this thread.

Ajde.

Who needs literotica when you have this thread.

Ajde X 2.

tripwires
03-12-2012, 06:40 AM
Pirata turned out to be a Muse.


I have another idea for a short story currently titled Pirata's Sentient Mutant Zombie Boobs that would be set in a post apocalyptic Earth anime kind of setting / universe. I liked the jogging one better because at first glance, it looks like your regular short story about jogging that you read all the time, but when you read it a little bit more carefully, there are some elements of subtle suggestive erotica that you may have missed the first time you read it.

I also take a little bit of pride in knowing that my brain gave some straight dudes a boner.

Come on now. This is not even close to be pixelated Asian porn. It's more like Charles Dickens.

Ajde.

:haha: You're killing me BJ.

Pirata. :hug:

gaitare
03-12-2012, 07:20 AM
Come on now. This is not even close to be pixelated Asian porn. It's more like Charles Dickens.

Ajde.

:confused: Pixelated? Asian private parts look like that.

leng jai
03-12-2012, 07:22 AM
:confused: Pixelated? Asian private parts look like that.

Mine is 1 pixel.

Ajde.

tripwires
03-12-2012, 09:02 AM
I don't understand the joke.

gaitare
03-12-2012, 09:33 AM
I'm not joking. Neither is lengwires.

tripwires
03-12-2012, 10:15 AM
That does not sound like something I would be turned on by.

Time Violation
03-12-2012, 11:20 AM
Who needs literotica when you have this thread.

Ajde X 2.

Are you advertising that site? You keep mentioning it in every post.

I don't understand the joke.

Which part? :)

tripwires
03-12-2012, 11:47 AM
Maybe BroTree owns the site or is a premium subscriber. :eek:

leng's 1 pixel joke. :sad:

leng jai
03-12-2012, 11:56 AM
Wasn't a joke...

BroTree123
03-12-2012, 12:54 PM
Yes, you caught me :o. I am the founder.

Ajde.

tripwires
03-12-2012, 01:13 PM
Wasn't a joke...

I wouldn't know dear.

Time Violation
03-12-2012, 01:18 PM
Way to cheer him up :p

tripwires
03-12-2012, 01:33 PM
I haven't really had the full experience if you know what I mean. :p

Time Violation
03-12-2012, 02:28 PM
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat :p

Johnny Groove
03-12-2012, 03:50 PM
I believe leng jai is at least 3 pixels. Maybe even 4.

He is just being modest, not to worry, tripwires :p

tennizen
03-12-2012, 04:03 PM
Mine is 1 pixel.

Ajde.

I see you have cleverly failed to mention the image resolution.

Orka_n
03-12-2012, 07:11 PM
Ajde.

Naudio Spanlatine
03-12-2012, 07:22 PM
Yep lengwires is the hottest couple in mtf history, i said it first:p :lol: :o

BigJohn
03-12-2012, 08:49 PM
Mine is 1 pixel.

Ajde.

It's not the size of the pixel that matters, it's who you do with it.

I believe leng jai is at least 3 pixels. Maybe even 4.

He is just being modest, not to worry, tripwires :p


How would you know about that without the two of you having sexted each other? Riddle me that...

Li Ching Yuen
03-12-2012, 10:20 PM
I've got broad shoulders and a pretty sexy chin.

smitty8
03-17-2012, 10:10 PM
I have lips a Hollywood plastic surgeon would love to sell. :kiss: No injections in these. I have been told I have great legs in the past, but currently only my calves. Going to work on the thighs and hope to get them back into killer shape again.

Edit: WTH? I really do worry about some of you posters. :scratch: