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Having a gut, in dating, to which sex is it most harmful to your chances?

2003
02-26-2012, 09:19 AM
Yup, the dreaded rolls. Having a beer belly. A pot gut. A keg. A few extra pounds. The love handles.

The curves.

Who copes best?

I think, in general, society is quite tougher on women being overweight. I think overweight men are judged less.

HOWEVER,

I see plenty of very overweight women with far far more dating partners than ive ever dreamed of having.

Having a gut, does it turn off women more? Or are men more likely to go for the skinnier option (if there is one)?

Strictly speaking, men are said to be shallower, therefore men with guts should get gfs easier than women with guts..

However..im not sure it works that way..cause its easier for women to begin with. Its not a level playing field.

2003
02-26-2012, 09:28 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oyQlZg-S4os/Tcv7LR0xxfI/AAAAAAAAAvM/LMbJGACNvbU/s1600/female%2Bbeer%2Bbelly.jpg

VS

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4075/4898787369_bd4b38a75c.jpg

Whos gonna get more action?

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 09:42 AM
If you have a gut, a mustache and are an alleged pedophile, most likely, you're screwed. Sadly for you, figuratively.

tripwires
02-26-2012, 11:46 AM
They're both equally disgusting. I don't mind a slight gut (though I definitely prefer abs :hearts:) but nothing like in the pictures please.

I think fat girls get teased a lot more than fat guys though.

(Can't believe I'm taking this thread seriously. :facepalm:)

MaxPower
02-26-2012, 01:46 PM
Men get away with anything if they have money. Women usually don't build the gut until after they have a stable partner. So if you find a woman with a really big gut that doesn't have a partner it's a major warning sign. She could turn into a whale.

On the other hand many of the women with a few extra pounds are good at cooking and not one of those that mostly live of salad. So depends a bit on what you're after I guess

There is a reason that many of the fat people I know also have fat partners :) It's often a lifestyle thing and having a gut could actually increase your chances to date someone else with a gut. Sends some signals you know

Tulipe
02-26-2012, 03:07 PM
Both is equally disgusting. Mainly if it's really because of beer :p

Garson007
02-26-2012, 03:35 PM
You're kidding right? Women have a much harder time.

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 03:37 PM
Some women wait to become pregnant to whale out and never look back.

Poor young fathers. That is why so many of them look like they haven't received a good blow job in ages: they are afraid that that Jabba the Hut looking thing that used to be their high school sweetheart would actually eat their penis.

Pirata.
02-26-2012, 04:09 PM
Men have it easier with guts.

Even with Hollywood, you see plenty of shows where you have a chubby guy with a skinny wife. Thinking of Knocked Up or shows like King of Queens.

Li Ching Yuen
02-26-2012, 04:30 PM
Men have it easier with guts.

Even with Hollywood, you see plenty of shows where you have a chubby guy with a skinny wife. Thinking of Knocked Up or shows like King of Queens.

You watch'em? :sad:

Sham Kay
02-26-2012, 05:03 PM
Men rate looks first, personality doesn't matter. This means Women with large guts are less likely to be approached by Bilbo. Time to grow those guts, ladies.

Sunset of Age
02-26-2012, 05:04 PM
:spit:
I'll be waiting for posters to post their pictures over here in some twenty years time. :D

Tulipe
02-26-2012, 05:26 PM
:spit:
I'll be waiting for posters to post their pictures over here in some twenty years time. :D

That's what they've been telling my mother for 20 years already. Now at 49 she still weighs 50 kg :lol:

Nathaliia
02-26-2012, 05:42 PM
i dont know
a girl with a pretty face, charming smile and generally well kept in other way than being slim (hair, nails done) gets action for sure too
they are also usually very friendly people, and who doesnt want to be around a funny and caring woman?

i guess it's the same about guys, if they're cool people they'd be getting chicks too

of course slimmer people have it easier, but only at first glance
i think face and smile is what matters most when you first look at someone anyway

and of course, you need to wear good clothes to hide disadvantages. women have it very easy to wear a dress to show boobs and hide the stomach, or show legs if they are better.

Bilbo
02-26-2012, 05:45 PM
Men rate looks first, so it is more harmful for women. The face is more important than the body, though. Sometimes a bit of a gut can look cute on a girl. However, the best thing a woman can do to get approached as much as possible is to look as best as possible. This is why you see so many girls in the gym on the step machine.

Seingeist
02-26-2012, 05:57 PM
Could this thread possibly have been titled more awkwardly?

It reads like one of those laughably incorrect grammar examples in a multiple-choice question in a standardized test, e.g.:

Which sentence is best?

A. Entering the room, the cat, going up to the milk, drinks.

B. The cat, to go up to the milk in the room, enters, and drinks it.

C. The cat enters the room, goes up to the milk, and drinks it.

D. Drinkingly entering the milk-containing room is the cat, who, going up to it, does.



And that's to say nothing of how absurdly disingenuous the question is in the first place.

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 06:02 PM
Could this thread possibly have been titled more awkwardly?

It reads like one of those laughably incorrect grammar examples in a multiple-choice question in a standardized test, e.g.:

Which sentence is best?

A. Entering the room, the cat, going up to the milk, drinks.

B. The cat, to go up to the milk in the room, enters, and drinks it.

C. The cat enters the room, goes up to the milk, and drinks it.

D. Drinkingly entering the milk-containing room is the cat, who, going up to it, does.



And that's to say nothing of how absurdly disingenuous the question is in the first place.



Well somebody is still a virgin...

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 06:30 PM
Look at that ass...

http://ididafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg

Johnny Groove
02-26-2012, 06:40 PM
So long as it is not ridiculous, I don't mind a girl with some meat on her. I'd prefer her to a skin and bones skinny girl every day of the week.

Ladies, it is ok to have a few extra pounds.

Also, pregnant women are gorgeous, but in a different way.

Bilbo
02-26-2012, 08:51 PM
Men rate looks first, personality comes second. This means Women with large guts are less likely to be approached by Bilbo. Time to grow those guts, ladies.

I just corrected you.

I like your sarcastic posts about men and looks of women. It has been proven since many decades that men rate looks first. If you do not believe that, it is your problem. Ever heard conversations of men about women? Usually the first question that pops up is "How does she look like?". For women it is usually "How is he like?". Guess why women spent 2 hours in the bathroom before going to the club. They know their chance is highest, the better they look. That is why a lot of girls look hot in the club, but average on the next day. You also rarely see ugly girls in a club, because they know they have no real chance.

2003
02-26-2012, 09:37 PM
You also rarely see ugly girls in a club, because they know they have no real chance.

You serious brah?

Bilbo
02-26-2012, 09:49 PM
You serious brah?

Yes. Would you go to a club with a low self-confidence? Probably not.

tripwires
02-27-2012, 01:53 AM
Could this thread possibly have been titled more awkwardly?

It reads like one of those laughably incorrect grammar examples in a multiple-choice question in a standardized test, e.g.:

Which sentence is best?

A. Entering the room, the cat, going up to the milk, drinks.

B. The cat, to go up to the milk in the room, enters, and drinks it.

C. The cat enters the room, goes up to the milk, and drinks it.

D. Drinkingly entering the milk-containing room is the cat, who, going up to it, does.


And that's to say nothing of how absurdly disingenuous the question is in the first place.

:haha: Amazing post. :worship:

Men rate looks first, personality doesn't matter. This means Women with large guts are less likely to be approached by Bilbo. Time to grow those guts, ladies.

:haha: Pretty close to Seingeist's amazing post.

Look at that ass...



That's disgusting. :facepalm:

I just corrected you.

I like your sarcastic posts about men and looks of women. It has been proven since many decades that men rate looks first. If you do not believe that, it is your problem. Ever heard conversations of men about women? Usually the first question that pops up is "How does she look like?". For women it is usually "How is he like?". Guess why women spent 2 hours in the bathroom before going to the club. They know their chance is highest, the better they look. That is why a lot of girls look hot in the club, but average on the next day. You also rarely see ugly girls in a club, because they know they have no real chance.

What's with your obsession with clubs? Is that the only place where you get any action? I mean, that's pretty sad. Also, this may be shocking to you, but some girls (guys too, probably) actually go to a club just to have a good time with their friends with no intention of hooking up with random horny strangers. I've seen shit-ugly people - guys and girls - in clubs before (to the extent that I can even make out what they look like in the darkness), so I'm not sure what your point is.

Sham Kay
02-27-2012, 03:39 AM
I just corrected you.

I like your sarcastic posts about men and looks of women. It has been proven since many decades that men rate looks first. If you do not believe that, it is your problem. Ever heard conversations of men about women? Usually the first question that pops up is "How does she look like?". For women it is usually "How is he like?". Guess why women spent 2 hours in the bathroom before going to the club. They know their chance is highest, the better they look. That is why a lot of girls look hot in the club, but average on the next day. You also rarely see ugly girls in a club, because they know they have no real chance.

Then, as yet another shallow male creature all I need to do is to wake up, plop on an unironed tank top, ruffle my hair and get a personality transplant before going to a club. Noted.

So.. Bilbo.. met any girls with a caring heart and a stable job lately?

leng jai
02-27-2012, 05:30 AM
My gut brings all the girls to the yard and they're like... :speakles:

Ajde.

2003
02-27-2012, 07:41 AM
Yes. Would you go to a club with a low self-confidence? Probably not.

Lol, you must be joking. Now everyone who is ugly has low self esteem.

Half the girls I see in clubs are ugly.

And re having no chance, pretty much any girl can get picked up in a club. She can look like a bum, as long as shes not 20 stone, she will be picked up 50% of the time if she wants. Trust me. Beer goggles are a powerfull thing.

But ugly and not a horrible body - definately picked up.

Seingeist
02-27-2012, 04:39 PM
Well somebody is still a virgin...

Of course, a married virgin.

Filo V already beat you to that insight as well.

Bilbo
02-27-2012, 04:48 PM
Lol, you must be joking. Now everyone who is ugly has low self esteem.

Half the girls I see in clubs are ugly.

And re having no chance, pretty much any girl can get picked up in a club. She can look like a bum, as long as shes not 20 stone, she will be picked up 50% of the time if she wants. Trust me. Beer goggles are a powerfull thing.

But ugly and not a horrible body - definately picked up.

There might be cultural differences, but I do not see a lot of girls getting picked up in a club. Maybe 10% or 20% at most. On student partys the rate is even lower.

Half of the girls here are not ugly. On the other side I have always found German girls to be more beautiful than Aussie girls. This might explain it for you.

emotion
02-27-2012, 06:20 PM
Not a big Seingeist fan but "Drinkingly entering the milk-containing room is the cat, who, going up to it, does" was hilarious

Time Violation
02-27-2012, 07:27 PM
Of course, a married virgin.

Filo V already beat you to that insight as well.

Lol, I was just wondering whether Filo V hacked his account, some of the stuff was eerily deja vu :p Option D. is hilarious :rolls:

GOAT = Fed
02-27-2012, 08:05 PM
Mate, it really does not matter about guts.

Just go all in, bang out them moves and draw chicks towards yourself.

Job done.

Also the amount of talk about sex/dating is ridiculous on this forum :facepalm:

BigJohn
02-27-2012, 09:37 PM
Of course, a married virgin.

Filo V already beat you to that insight as well.

Married? What in your posts would suggest that?

Alright then, I rephrase:

Virgin until married.

Li Ching Yuen
02-27-2012, 09:51 PM
Naturally, your next thread should be about gut sex.

Sunset of Age
02-27-2012, 09:53 PM
That's what they've been telling my mother for 20 years already. Now at 49 she still weighs 50 kg :lol:

I could be your mother. :p

BigJohn
02-27-2012, 09:55 PM
Lol, I was just wondering whether Filo V hacked his account, some of the stuff was eerily deja vu :p Option D. is hilarious :rolls:

I think I can speak for both of us when I say that it is pretty harsh and low.

If it made a tiny bit of sense, I'd be somewhat offended, but it is such a ridiculous claim. It is as ridiculous as if I would call arm a libidinous and easy woo girl. Would anyone take this seriously? No. Would she be offended? Of course not: it does not make any sense.

This is merely an example.

arm
02-27-2012, 10:03 PM
Lets play a game: whoever starts the next thread about sex or dating loses. :bounce:

And you do NOT want to lose this one, 2003, trust me.

Time Violation
02-27-2012, 11:29 PM
I think I can speak for both of us when I say that it is pretty harsh and low.

It it made a tiny bit of sense, I'd be somewhat offended, but it is such a ridiculous claim. It is as ridiculous as if I would call arm a libidinous and easy woo girl. Would anyone take this seriously? No. Would she be offended? Of course not: it does not make any sense.

This is merely an example.

Well, this is not really a serious thread, so I shouldn't be taken too seriously either. :) Though all that lube-talk in the other thread felt like a big wtf? :lol:

BigJohn
02-27-2012, 11:35 PM
Well, this is not really a serious thread, so I shouldn't be taken too seriously either. :) Though all that lube-talk in the other thread felt like a big wtf? :lol:

Be gracious that you'll go to bed tonight a little bit wiser. New knowledge is good.

Time Violation
02-28-2012, 12:03 AM
I don't think that's exactly a kind of knowledge that makes you wiser, but as they say on the internetz, what is seen cannot be unseen :(

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 12:10 AM
Knowing that lube is essential if you go anal is good knowledge to possess.

Knowing that some girls are squirters is also good to know. Now you won't be caught with your pants down should you encounter such a phenomena. You will not believe that you punctured something.

Bilbo
02-28-2012, 12:13 AM
Just go all in, bang out them moves and draw chicks towards yourself.

Job done.

I think you are talking about the dancefloor. Unfortunately it is not that easy. Drawing girls is not a problem, but you forgot that girls are not going alone to a club. So you also have to deal with her friends and usually they won't let you dance with the girl so easy. You have to befriend them first, then isolate the girl and build some connection before pulling her home. Apart from this most guys don't have the guts to approach a woman even if she was drawn by his dance moves.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 12:30 AM
I think you are talking about the dancefloor. Unfortunately it is not that easy. Drawing girls is not a problem, but you forgot that girls are not going alone to a club. So you also have to deal with her friends and usually they won't let you dance with the girl so easy. You have to befriend them first, then isolate the girl and build some connection before pulling her home. Apart from this most guys don't have the guts to approach a woman even if she was drawn by his dance moves.


These guys know they have no real chance then. So they are ugly and should not be in the club to begin with.


Also part of Bilbo's strategy on how to get it on with women:

http://www.addictionsearch.com/_media/addictionsearch/stock/290_200/GHB/ghb2.png
http://cse-distributors.co.uk/cabmgmt/images/natural-cable-ties-l.jpg
http://thegurglingcod.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c387d53ef015392d42f8d970b-800wi
http://www.united-academics.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/duct-tape-3m.256104841_std.jpg
http://www.ropelocker.co.uk/images/manilla300.jpg
http://www.maskcraft.com/product_images/uploaded_images/tie-07.jpg

Sham Kay
02-28-2012, 12:35 AM
^ The shit just hit the fan and went schpoopie.

leng jai
02-28-2012, 12:43 AM
I think you are talking about the dancefloor. Unfortunately it is not that easy. Drawing girls is not a problem, but you forgot that girls are not going alone to a club. So you also have to deal with her friends and usually they won't let you dance with the girl so easy. You have to befriend them first, then isolate the girl and build some connection before pulling her home. Apart from this most guys don't have the guts to approach a woman even if she was drawn by his dance moves.

Can you summarize this theorem in an easy to remember equation?

Thanks

Ajde.

Bilbo
02-28-2012, 12:46 AM
I haven't seen a thread with so many ignored users before :yeah:

Sham Kay
02-28-2012, 12:46 AM
When I read the word 'isolate' all I could think of was pacman. Suppose he had a considerable gut.

Seingeist
02-28-2012, 12:59 AM
Married? What in your posts would suggest that?

What in them would necessarily suggest otherwise? Assuming you've missed each of the numerous times that I've made reference to it, I'm not sure why you'd assume either way.

Alright then, I rephrase:

Virgin until married.

Absolutely, actually, and quite proud of it. It wasn't easy.

Not a big Seingeist fan [...]

There probably needs to be some kind of anti-fan club. Membership would be impressive.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 01:07 AM
What in them would necessarily suggest otherwise?

The fact that you sound like a virgin?

Assuming you've missed each of the numerous times that I've made reference to it, I'm not sure why you'd assume either way.

I don't read all your posts, those I've read scream of virginity.



Absolutely, actually, and quite proud of it.



I'm sure it was a lot easier than you'll admit, but still, NID.

emotion
02-28-2012, 01:14 AM
There probably needs to be some kind of anti-fan club. Membership would be impressive.

I think aside from religious debates, I rather like you...

Sham Kay
02-28-2012, 01:45 AM
I'm surprised we can all go on with this thread as normal after finding out Bilbo has ignored most of us. It's going to be tough going cold turkey without his guidance.

Our faces are doomed to go unslapped at this rate.

tripwires
02-28-2012, 02:22 AM
These guys know they have no real chance then. So they are ugly and should not be in the club to begin with.


Also part of Bilbo's strategy on how to get it on with women:


:haha: Love this post BJ. :hearts:

I think you are talking about the dancefloor. Unfortunately it is not that easy. Drawing girls is not a problem, but you forgot that girls are not going alone to a club. So you also have to deal with her friends and usually they won't let you dance with the girl so easy. You have to befriend them first, then isolate the girl and build some connection before pulling her home. Apart from this most guys don't have the guts to approach a woman even if she was drawn by his dance moves.

:facepalm: is barely adequate anymore for this guy's posts. Seriously. Seriously. What the fuck. Seriously.

I'm surprised we can all go on with this thread as normal after finding out Bilbo has ignored most of us. It's going to be tough going cold turkey without his guidance.

Our faces are doomed to go unslapped at this rate.

What a shame. Rather devo-ed to know that he'd never see what I think of his ideas about women. :sad:

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 02:23 AM
I'm surprised we can all go on with this thread as normal after finding out Bilbo has ignored most of us. It's going to be tough going cold turkey without his guidance.

Our faces are doomed to go unslapped at this rate.

I don't mind if he can't read my posts. The important is that I can read his. And have a laugh at them.

Hewitt =Legend
02-28-2012, 02:24 AM
I have no problems being isolated myself. Hopefully Bilbo can work with something there...

Ajde.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 02:28 AM
I have no problems being isolated myself. Hopefully Bilbo can work with something there...



Be prepared to rub the lotion on your skin, or else get the hose again.

Smoke944
02-28-2012, 02:28 AM
2003's topics never fail to deliver. He is truly a premium poster that drives site traffic, and should be compensated in some way. I'm thinking wildcards to 500s and Masters would be a good payment....

Seingeist
02-28-2012, 03:25 AM
The fact that you sound like a virgin?

I don't read all your posts, those I've read scream of virginity.

I'm sure it was a lot easier than you'll admit, but still, NID.


This is starting to creep a bit. You seem to be taking an even greater interest in my sex life than 2003 does in his own. You should take it down a notch. :o

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 03:45 AM
This is starting to creep a bit. You seem to be taking an even greater interest in my sex life than 2003 does in his own. You should take it down a notch. :o

If 3 posts on your possible virginity means having a great interest in your sex life, then you are a prude and a half.

Plus, in case you don't know, it takes two to tango.

Seingeist
02-28-2012, 03:51 AM
If 3 posts on your possible virginity means having a great interest in your sex life, then you are a prude and a half.

Indeed?

What exactly is the normal amount of speculation into one's sex life from a completely hostile forum stranger?

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 03:58 AM
Why did you delete the part about it takes two to tango?
Are you denying your part in the conversation and your little pride about keeping your virginity until marriage?

Seingeist
02-28-2012, 04:20 AM
Why did you delete the part about it takes two to tango?

I didn't "delete" it. I didn't quote it because I saw no need to respond to it. :shrug:

Are you denying your part in the conversation and your little pride about keeping your virginity until marriage?

What are you even on about at this point?

Aside from an apparent attempt at condescension (gratuitous, as usual) in "little pride," I have no idea what you're after. You introduced the issue of my "virginity" following a grammar post. :confused: Did it take the two of us to bring that into the discussion? Was I even addressing you in the first place?

I have long recognized that one of your favorite hobbies around here is trolling the posters that you detest. However you get your kicks, I guess, but you should probably be less transparent about it all the same.

ballbasher101
02-28-2012, 04:27 AM
2003 is an evil genius :devil:. He knows how to push people's buttons. Most people can't help it, they get sucked in.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 04:42 AM
I didn't "delete" it. I didn't quote it because I saw no need to respond to it. :shrug:

Well I sire ain't dancing alone here.



What are you even on about at this point?

Aside from an apparent attempt at condescension (gratuitous, as usual) in "little pride," I have no idea what you're after. You introduced the issue of my "virginity" following a grammar post. :confused: Did it take the two of us to bring that into the discussion? Was I even addressing you in the first place?

I have long recognized that one of your favorite hobbies around here is trolling the posters that you detest. However you get your kicks, I guess, but you should probably be less transparent about it all the same.

I was only pointing out that your posting style makes you look like a prudish virgin. You are a willing participant in the discussion, still discussing it as we speak.

And what, did you mention your virginity until marriage because you feel a little shameful about it? I think not. It is a source of pride for you, otherwise you would not flaunt it. It's yet another very Christian thing about you. Along with the holier than thou and judgmental attitudes.

VolandriFan
02-28-2012, 04:59 AM
Nothing worse than screwing a bag of bones in my opinion. Give me the (small) gut any day.

GOAT = Fed
02-28-2012, 06:42 AM
Lets play a game: whoever starts the next thread about sex or dating loses. :bounce:

And you do NOT want to lose this one, 2003, trust me.
What's the game? :confused:
I think you are talking about the dancefloor. Unfortunately it is not that easy. Drawing girls is not a problem, but you forgot that girls are not going alone to a club. So you also have to deal with her friends and usually they won't let you dance with the girl so easy. You have to befriend them first, then isolate the girl and build some connection before pulling her home. Apart from this most guys don't have the guts to approach a woman even if she was drawn by his dance moves.
Hmmmmm..... In theory you would think this to be true but once her friends get drunk they really won't become an himderance. You also need to keep in mind that her friends will be getting approached too so they will be busy in that too.

Seingeist
02-28-2012, 06:19 PM
And what, did you mention your virginity until marriage because you feel a little shameful about it? I think not. It is a source of pride for you

Listen Sherlock, I literally said as much:

Absolutely, actually, and quite proud of it. It wasn't easy.

:lol:

Why are you trying to act like I'm suggesting otherwise? You're twisting yourself into pretzels, here.

otherwise you would not flaunt it.

:haha:

"Flaunt it?!" You troll my post that had nothing to do with you or sex, and call me a virgin; I point out that I'm married, but because you can't just let your gratuitous attempt at an insult die, you come back and insist that I was a virgin until married, thinking that you're still leveling some stinging insult at me.

By merely affirming your accusation while saying that I don't regard it as an insult because I think it was the right thing to do, you say that I'm flaunting it. Too good. :worship:

Recap: BigJohn trolls in and insults, BigJohn attempts to double-down his trolled insult when it is overturned, and then BigJohn accuses me of "flaunting" when I disarm the second attempted insult. Oh, and he throws in another gratuitous insult for good measure (see below). Are we beginning to see a pattern here?

It's yet another very Christian thing about you. Along with the holier than thou and judgmental attitudes.

One of us is obsessed with talking about my "Christianity," the other isn't. One of us boastfully consigns fellow forumers to hell, the other doesn't. One of us expresses our distaste for certain tennis players in haughty moral language, the other doesn't.

You fit every false negative stereotype about Christians more closely than I could ever hope to. :shrug:

Sham Kay
02-28-2012, 06:24 PM
What's the game? :confused:


To start a sex/relationship thread that does not involve sex/relationships. The loser wins.

Start da Game
02-28-2012, 06:48 PM
excessive garbage(like in the opening pics) is undesired for either sex but some women are fantastic even with a few extra pounds around the waist.....some women have blessed upper bodies and they look really attractive even with a few extra pounds down there.....

Black Adam
02-28-2012, 06:59 PM
What in them would necessarily suggest otherwise? Assuming you've missed each of the numerous times that I've made reference to it, I'm not sure why you'd assume either way.



Absolutely, actually, and quite proud of it. It wasn't easy.



There probably needs to be some kind of anti-fan club. Membership would be impressive.

Good for you. A rarity these days.

I find the "anything but" clique of girls hilarious. They do anything but(blow jobs, anal etc.) and say they are virgins till marriage. Fools will believe their own lies if convenient.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 10:23 PM
Listen Sherlock, I literally said as much:




Why are you trying to act like I'm suggesting otherwise? You're twisting yourself into pretzels, here.

Pride is a sin. Christian me this.

And I do wish I could twist like a pretzel... I can't.





"Flaunt it?!" You troll my post that had nothing to do with you or sex, and call me a virgin; I point out that I'm married, but because you can't just let your gratuitous attempt at an insult die, you come back and insist that I was a virgin until married, thinking that you're still leveling some stinging insult at me.

By merely affirming your accusation while saying that I don't regard it as an insult because I think it was the right thing to do, you say that I'm flaunting it. Too good.

It is pretty good actually. You are flaunting it, you admitted your pride in your hum... accomplishment.

And frankly, you are one to call on people for that kind of trolling... the quote in your sig is not about you, yet there it is. Holier than thou attitude yet again.

Recap: BigJohn trolls in and insults, BigJohn attempts to double-down his trolled insult when it is overturned, and then BigJohn accuses me of "flaunting" when I disarm the second attempted insult. Oh, and he throws in another gratuitous insult for good measure (see below). Are we beginning to see a pattern here?

One of us is obsessed with talking about my "Christianity," the other isn't. One of us boastfully consigns fellow forumers to hell, the other doesn't. One of us expresses our distaste for certain tennis players in haughty moral language, the other doesn't.

You fit every false negative stereotype about Christians more closely than I could ever hope to.

What you call an insult is more a fact than anything, and it still stands: your posting style is prudish and screams virginity. I would debate that something so spot-on could be labeled completely gratuitous, but I will admit it was thrown in the conversation.

The fact that you debate it with so much vigor seems to suggest it hit a sensitive spot...


So it is a Christian thing to do to be OK with pride? I don't think so. What you fit, sir, are the real negative truths about American born again Christians: Judgmental and proud hypocrites with an holier than thou attitude.

You know where those people end up. ;)

Seingeist
02-29-2012, 02:16 PM
Pride is a sin. [blah blah blah more repetitive tiresome trolling bullshit]

You don't know the first thing about what this actually means, nor have the requisite moral nuance (not that it takes much :facepalm:) to understand it if I were to waste my time explaining it to you.

Of course, this is completely unsurprising. You also don't have the foggiest idea what is actually meant by "judge not." :shrug:

Enough of this, however. I do you way too much credit by dignifying your seething nonsense with a reply in the first place. No more of this.

Li Ching Yuen
02-29-2012, 04:24 PM
This thread is a discrimination. What about thick fat legs?...Why do they get left out of the conversation?

BigJohn
02-29-2012, 09:48 PM
You don't know the first thing about what this actually means, nor have the requisite moral nuance (not that it takes much :facepalm:) to understand it if I were to waste my time explaining it to you.

Of course, this is completely unsurprising. You also don't have the foggiest idea what is actually meant by "judge not." :shrug:

Enough of this, however. I do you way too much credit by dignifying your seething nonsense with a reply in the first place. No more of this.

And after this judgmentally tainted post, he proudly walks away, with his I'm better than you attitude...

Thanks for proving my point again.

BigJohn
02-29-2012, 09:49 PM
This thread is a discrimination. What about thick fat legs?...Why do they get left out of the conversation?

Or huge asses?

buddyholly
03-01-2012, 03:21 AM
And after this judgmentally tainted post, he proudly walks away, with his I'm better than you attitude...



He is.

Every one of your posts in this thread illustrates your utter ridiculousness. You seem to be totally fascinated by picturing seingeist's sex life, talking about it like a small child in a school playground.

BigJohn
03-01-2012, 11:49 AM
He is.

Every one of your posts in this thread illustrates your utter ridiculousness. You seem to be totally fascinated by picturing seingeist's sex life, talking about it like a small child in a school playground.

Hahaha. The resident Non-Tennis troll comes in. Misses the point completely on purpose and tries to stir some shit.

Do point anything I have written that is about me picturing his sex-life... You'll find plenty that make fun of the hypocrisy of his religious beliefs, but details about his sex life? Unsuccessful Resident Non-Tennis Troll is unsuccessful...

buddyholly
03-01-2012, 12:27 PM
Why did you delete the part about it takes two to tango?
Are you denying your part in the conversation and your little pride about keeping your virginity until marriage?

Creepy, scary. You have gone on and on so much about seingeist's virginity and when it might have ended, that I have had to conclude you are eerily fascinated by that event.

VolandriFan
03-01-2012, 12:53 PM
So back to the subject matter.

Does this count?
http://i.imgur.com/CeL62.jpg

If so, then men are unaffected.

tripwires
03-01-2012, 03:16 PM
That's fine. Anything bigger than that and we'd have a problem.

BigJohn
03-01-2012, 09:42 PM
Creepy, scary. You have gone on and on so much about seingeist's virginity and when it might have ended, that I have had to conclude you are eerily fascinated by that event.

That is pretty lame compared to your usual level of shit disturbing.

Lost your edge?