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The myth, the legend that is 2003; a deprived virgin or a sex god among men?

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 11:58 AM
So we know the charasmatic enigma that is 2003 has been creating all sorts of threads left, right and centre mainly focusing on sex.

Let's discuss him here in this thread.

Here's a few photos of him tapping chicks like a boss:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4323/jamezmickeykartiniandme.jpg
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8049/jamesandmickey.jpg

So let's discuss this enigma.

I like the guy but seems like his whole life revolves around sex and girls.

Heck even in his Mr MTF intro he was talking about penis sizes and was writing it like as if he was going to send it to a dating agency.

Also 2003 sounds like an interesting username. Is it because you were born in 2003 (impossible seeing as you're 22 lulz), Roger Federer won his first slam in 2003 or possibly because your first crush was in 2003, or of course you achieved your first orgasm in 2003?

Li Ching Yuen
02-25-2012, 12:23 PM
:worship:

Nicely done, sir.

Li Ching Yuen
02-25-2012, 12:25 PM
Also curious how the brunette chick that's beside him is always assuming a doggie position in all shots.

Li Ching Yuen
02-25-2012, 12:34 PM
As for penis sizes, just check out his left leg in the second picture and notice a significant enlargement rising in his pants to the side. Not even the teal color can hide it.

tripwires
02-25-2012, 01:07 PM
:facepalm:

...to the OP and the subsequent replies by Meister Li.

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 01:09 PM
:facepalm:

...to the OP and the subsequent replies by Meister Li.

How can you not appreciate the awesome nature of the Greek God? :sad:

tennizen
02-25-2012, 01:10 PM
Maybe 2003 marked the first spotting of facial hair?

tripwires
02-25-2012, 01:37 PM
How can you not appreciate the awesome nature of the Greek God? :sad:

Wait, he's a Greek God now? I thought this thread was for discussing whether he's a deprived virgin or a sex god among men.

:facepalm:

leng jai > 2003 :hearts:

/thread.

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 01:43 PM
Wait, he's a Greek God now? I thought this thread was for discussing whether he's a deprived virgin or a sex god among men.

:facepalm:

leng jai > 2003 :hearts:

/thread.
That was just a sub title to the thread. This is the 2003 general bitching/praising dicussions thread :lol:

No, sorry, but you offer no valid proof as to why Leng is greater than 2003 hence we produce a logical fallacy in your argument.
Sorry :p

tripwires
02-25-2012, 01:47 PM
That was just a sub title to the thread. This is the 2003 general bitching/praising dicussions thread :lol:

No, sorry, but you offer no valid proof as to why Leng is greater than 2003 hence we reduce a logical fallacy in your argument.
Sorry :p

I bet this thread will be deleted. If not, I'm gonna raise a stink with the mods for deleting leng's Bilbo thread but not this one.

Give me a break, I'm just a non-scientific peasant. I don't know what you're saying. But leng jai is clearly greater than 2003 because he's Chinese and my MTF soulmate. :hearts:

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 01:51 PM
I bet this thread will be deleted. If not, I'm gonna raise a stink with the mods for deleting leng's Bilbo thread but not this one.

Give me a break, I'm just a non-scientific peasant. I don't know what you're saying. But leng jai is clearly greater than 2003 because he's Chinese and my MTF soulmate. :hearts:

Stop being a party pooper :ras:. The reason why this thread will not be deleted is because it's a valid topic to discuss, like I said 2003 and has the backing of the great one (ie me), whereas the other thread was just created by a troll :nerner:

Science is the way to the light and truth (:angel:). Also logic is not about science, more like philosophy ;). Again, some signs of racism there from you, giving preferance to you fellow chinese man :p. Ironically it's Leng Jai complaining all the time about being discriminated because of his Chinese origins :devil:.

Li Ching Yuen
02-25-2012, 01:54 PM
tripwires = asexual.

Truly disturbing.

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 01:55 PM
Anyway back on track.

2003 come here and chat with us brah. We all want to find out more about you. At the moment you're an enigma.

tripwires
02-25-2012, 01:57 PM
Stop being a party pooper :ras:. The reason why this thread will not be deleted is because it's a valid topic to discuss, like I said 2003 and has the backing of the great one (ie me), whereas the other thread was just created by a troll :nerner:

Science is the way to the light and truth (:angel:). Also logic is not about science, more like philosophy ;). Again, some signs of racism there from you, giving preferance to you fellow chinese man :p. Ironically it's Leng Jai complaining all the time about being discriminated because of his Chinese origins :devil:.

How's 2003 more valid a topic than Bilbo? Bilbo's as much a mystery as 2003 and the same question can be asked of him: is he a deprived virgin or a sex god among men? More pertinently, leng jai's thread attempted to discuss the effects of his posts on female MTF posters, if any. What a scintillating topic. I can't believe it was deleted. Btw weren't you trolling ACC and PopCon not so long ago? :angel: :nerner:

I don't understand logic. I am incredibly illogical. How else do you explain this MTF soulmate thing? Maybe I am racist. :angel: Or maybe I'm just trying to make up for his 24 years of race-centric bullying. :sad: :sad: :sad:

tripwires
02-25-2012, 01:58 PM
tripwires = asexual.

Truly disturbing.

As asexual as you mate.

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 02:04 PM
How's 2003 more valid a topic than Bilbo? Bilbo's as much a mystery as 2003 and the same question can be asked of him: is he a deprived virgin or a sex god among men? More pertinently, leng jai's thread attempted to discuss the effects of his posts on female MTF posters, if any. What a scintillating topic. I can't believe it was deleted. Btw weren't you trolling ACC and PopCon not so long ago? :angel: :nerner:

I don't understand logic. I am incredibly illogical. How else do you explain this MTF soulmate thing? Maybe I am racist. :angel: Or maybe I'm just trying to make up for his 24 years of race-centric bullying. :sad: :sad: :sad:

Yes, Bilbo is a mystery too, but he hasn't spammed the shit out of this forum for the past few weeks a la 2003. His spamming has been much more moderated than 2003. Plus he's a well known troll, whereas 2003 is still relatively unknown to us. Therefore I feel that 2003 is a more valid discussion to have because we need to unravel what really urges him to obsess over sex as much he does. In regards to Bilbo, he talks a lot about the books he has and read and that is his form of wisdom regarding the opposite sex. 2003 offers no background to his obssession over women/sex. Also, ACC and PopCon threads aren't meant to be taken seriously hence the trolling, whereas Leng Jai is a 24/7 troll :nerner:

Yes it does seem you are illogical with you MTF soulmate thing. And his claims about race-centric bullying might have some substance. He might be repeatedly getting his local bogan club membership declined for being Chinese.

These claims should be investigated. WTF were you doing in Australia? Weren't you helping your MTF soul mate? :sad:

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 02:05 PM
OK guys, let's keep on topic. please. :sad:

Hewitt =Legend
02-25-2012, 02:09 PM
Facepalm.

Oh wait, there is a smiley.

:facepalm:

Ajde.

tripwires
02-25-2012, 02:09 PM
Yes, Bilbo is a mystery too, but he hasn't spammed the shit out of this forum for the past few weeks a la 2003. His spamming has been much more moderated than 2003. Plus he's a well known troll, whereas 2003 is still relatively unknown to us. Therefore I feel that 2003 is a more valid discussion to have because we need to unravel what really urges him to obsess over sex as much he does. In regards to Bilbo, he talks a lot about the books he has and read and that is his form of wisdom regarding the opposite sex. 2003 offers no background to his obssession over women/sex. Also, ACC and PopCon threads aren't meant to be taken seriously hence the trolling, whereas Leng Jai is a 24/7 troll :nerner:


ACC is not meant to be taken seriously? :eek: Do you realise that you have just insulted the Wimbledon of MTF?

Actually I haven't seen Bilbo around since a bunch of girls delivered some pretty well-phrased smack-downs to him in 2003's "is it a burden" thread. :haha: What a shame.

leng jai is not a troll. Have you read his dissection thread? Amazing stuff. :hearts:


Yes it does seem you are illogical with you MTF soulmate thing. And his claims about race-centric bullying might have some substance. He might be repeatedly getting his local bogan club membership declined for being Chinese.


:haha:

These claims should be investigated. WTF were you doing in Australia? Weren't you helping your MTF soul mate? :sad:

I was helping him feel comfortable about his race by being my awesome Chinese self around him. :hearts:

OK guys, let's keep on topic. please. :sad:

I can't when you keep replying to me. :sad:

tripwires
02-25-2012, 02:10 PM
Facepalm.

Oh wait, there is a smiley.

:facepalm:

Ajde.

You lied about going to bed and thus wasted my good night. :mad:

And you are obviously drunk typing. Good bye!

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 02:15 PM
ACC is not meant to be taken seriously? :eek: Do you realise that you have just insulted the Wimbledon of MTF?
Lol ACC is just a bunch of clowns fighting :haha:

Actually I haven't seen Bilbo around since a bunch of girls delivered some pretty well-phrased smack-downs to him in 2003's "is it a burden" thread. :haha: What a shame.


Cheyzzz, did they really layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mlyPv7FzInk/TLt0yt2TVgI/AAAAAAAADBI/ipbG9PgVUuw/s1600/Layeth+the+smacketh+down.jpg


leng jai is not a troll. Have you read his dissection thread? Amazing stuff. :hearts:

I'm sorry I just don't see it :sad:. His inability to be serious really hinders his amazing stuff credentials which you claim he possesses. Sorry :sad:




I was helping him feel comfortable about his race by being my awesome Chinese self around him. :hearts:

Should have confronted the Bogans :lol:



I can't when you keep replying to me. :sad:

I wasn't talking about you sweet Trip. I meant the other guy who was calling you asexual :lol:

Li Ching Yuen
02-25-2012, 02:18 PM
As asexual as you mate.

I'm not your mate.

tripwires
02-25-2012, 02:55 PM
Lol ACC is just a bunch of clowns fighting :haha:


Which is why it's hilarious. :hearts:


Cheyzzz, did they really layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mlyPv7FzInk/TLt0yt2TVgI/AAAAAAAADBI/ipbG9PgVUuw/s1600/Layeth+the+smacketh+down.jpg

Yes. It was great. :hearts: Nice pic. Is that some wrestling thing?


I'm sorry I just don't see it :sad:. His inability to be serious really hinders his amazing stuff credentials which you claim he possesses. Sorry :sad:

I am so disappointed. :sad: He is actually a very serious person beneath that sarcastic exterior...

...nah.


I wasn't talking about you sweet Trip. I meant the other guy who was calling you asexual :lol:

Yeah what the hell? What's his problem? :rolleyes:

I'm not your mate.

I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 03:03 PM
Yes. It was great. :hearts: Nice pic. Is that some wrestling thing?
yeah lol. It was The Rock's slogan.



I am so disappointed. :sad: He is actually a very serious person beneath that sarcastic exterior...

...nah.
:lol:



Yeah what the hell? What's his problem? :rolleyes:



:lol: Well seems like you've got yourself an enemy :devil:

Shinoj
02-25-2012, 03:11 PM
A deprived virgin.

Gagsquet
02-25-2012, 05:36 PM
Anal sex is evil.

abraxas21
02-25-2012, 06:49 PM
as far as i know, 2003 doesn't presume to be someone he is not. in fact, he's stated in many ocassions that he's not particularly lucky with girls

then again, if the OP is looking for someone with a history of the opposite behaviour described above, he should look for an user with the current initials of JC

abraxas21
02-25-2012, 06:50 PM
:worship:

Nicely done, sir.

it's a shit thread

both you and the OP are well known clowns btw

abraxas21
02-25-2012, 06:51 PM
:facepalm:

...to the OP and the subsequent replies by Meister Li.

exactly

GOAT = Fed
02-25-2012, 07:34 PM
it's a shit thread

both you and the OP are well known clowns btw

the king of clowns returns :worship:

Shinoj
02-26-2012, 03:21 AM
Anal sex is evil.


What about Snorting?

2003
02-26-2012, 08:06 AM
I for one think its sick Trippy keeps putting me down to elevate Leng Jai.

Its the putting me down I dont get.

Cant we both be great, fighting for your affections like warriors?

Shows how much she likes me I guess :)

Hewitt =Legend
02-26-2012, 08:10 AM
:lol:

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 08:34 AM
Anal sex is evil.

I saw God during anal sex, so it is surely not evil.

Nikki♥
02-26-2012, 08:43 AM
Anal sex is evil.

:speakles:

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 08:53 AM
:speakles:

Clear-cut case of not enough lube.

tripwires
02-26-2012, 08:55 AM
I for one think its sick Trippy keeps putting me down to elevate Leng Jai.

Its the putting me down I dont get.

Cant we both be great, fighting for your affections like warriors?

Shows how much she likes me I guess :)

Okay, but I only see one person fighting? :confused:

Nikki♥
02-26-2012, 08:56 AM
Clear-cut case of not enough lube.

There is no lube needed when the guy knows how it is done. ;)

2003
02-26-2012, 08:57 AM
Im a gentleman, Like Fed.

2003
02-26-2012, 08:58 AM
In regards to the OP;

Im neither of those things.

Just a lonely man in his early 20's who feels he has under achieved with women and doesnt see it getting any easier.

GOAT = Fed
02-26-2012, 09:02 AM
In regards to the OP;

Im neither of those things.

Just a lonely man in his early 20's who feels he has under achieved with women and doesnt see it getting any easier.

what about all those chicks surrounding you in the pics? Did you try and get it on with them?

Nikki♥
02-26-2012, 09:12 AM
Read the book, 2003, read the book. I guarantee you that you will be the next Bilbo. With your beer belly you will have even more success with the chicks. :rocker2: You have to know what we love to cuddle with a guy who has a soft belly. That rockkkkkkkkkkks.

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 09:32 AM
There is no lube needed when the guy knows how it is done. ;)

No lube means no fun.

BigJohn
02-26-2012, 09:34 AM
what about all those chicks surrounding you in the pics? Did you try and get it on with them?

All of them dudes in drag.

Nikki♥
02-26-2012, 09:37 AM
No lube means no fun.

Store-bought lube is a waste of money. ;)

tripwires
02-26-2012, 10:49 AM
Im a gentleman, Like Fed.

But so is leng. :confused:

In regards to the OP;

Im neither of those things.

Just a lonely man in his early 20's who feels he has under achieved with women and doesnt see it getting any easier.

:sad: You're still young mate. Don't despair. :)

leng jai
02-27-2012, 04:48 AM
Explanation as to why my Bilbo thread was deleted but this is still here please. Seriously :speakles:

Ajde.

tripwires
02-27-2012, 04:50 AM
2003 >>> Bilbo. :shrug:

2003
02-27-2012, 06:56 AM
what about all those chicks surrounding you in the pics? Did you try and get it on with them?

In regards to the two photos in the OP;

The one on my immediate right is my cousin

Next to her is a 50+ yearold woman who is the mother of a girl I later briefly dated.

Next to her is the 38 yearold wife of my male cousin.

And finally, the second photo is again my cousin, the same from the first photo.

Not that I wouldnt get it on in theory, but as you can see, complex situation.

2003
02-27-2012, 07:11 AM
And since when did being in a photo with a member of the opposite sex mean your in any situation to be getting it on with them?

Jeepers.

GOAT = Fed
02-27-2012, 09:14 AM
And since when did being in a photo with a member of the opposite sex mean your in any situation to be getting it on with them?

Jeepers.

ok seeing that you explained who those people are, I can understand you sotuatio
The reason why I asked why you didn't get it on is because the pics are very touchy feely if yoy get me innit.

2003
02-27-2012, 09:19 AM
My cousin is very touchey feely..

Infact, quite frankly shes a cock tease from many reports of males I know who are in her life.

BigJohn
02-27-2012, 10:32 AM
Store-bought lube is a waste of money. ;)

Never heard of home made lube...

And your bum hole does not produce lube. I am afraid you might be confused.

Doggie style does not automatically means anal, you know...

Sham Kay
02-27-2012, 11:11 AM
In regards to the OP;

Im neither of those things.

Just a lonely man in his early 20's who feels he has under achieved with women and doesnt see it getting any easier.

a girl I later briefly dated.


Not even counting all your other brief dates, you've already destroyed me with your achievement bro. Lucky bastard.

Time Violation
02-27-2012, 12:29 PM
And since when did being in a photo with a member of the opposite sex mean your in any situation to be getting it on with them?

Jeepers.

If only you were a bit older, that second photo would be a fair impersonation of a Russian mafia soldier, everything else seems spot on :p

GOAT = Fed
02-27-2012, 02:33 PM
My cousin is very touchey feely..

Infact, quite frankly shes a cock tease from many reports of males I know who are in her life.

Hmmm... I see.

So what's up with your life in general. You got any aims for the future? (apart from getting laid).

Nikki♥
02-27-2012, 04:56 PM
Never heard of home made lube...

And your bum hole does not produce lube. I am afraid you might be confused.

Doggie style does not automatically means anal, you know...

You haven't been with a squirting girl yet, it seems. :p These girls produce enough lube for every hole. :angel:

BigJohn
02-27-2012, 08:31 PM
You haven't been with a squirting girl yet, it seems. :p These girls produce enough lube for every hole. :angel:


Eeeeeewwwww.

:scared:

May I propose a change of username then?


Eeww.

:scared::scared:

On second though, maybe not.

BigJohn
02-27-2012, 08:32 PM
http://hoops.sports.ws/media/team/bd8d7e9bb049a5ca00163b48ec03c8f0.jpg

leng jai
02-27-2012, 08:35 PM
Its clever shes got a hose between her legs to give off the impression its just water :speakles:

Ajde.

tripwires
02-28-2012, 12:17 AM
BJ what the hell? I'm having breakfast here. :facepalm:

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 12:23 AM
Sorry...




isn't it edible?

tripwires
02-28-2012, 12:29 AM
My breakfast? Yeah it's very edible. I don't know what else you could possibly be talking about.

Ewwwww.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 12:38 AM
probably organic too.

Sorry. Reading some Marquis de Sade leaves some marks, even if it has been a few years...

Smoke944
02-28-2012, 12:52 AM
BJ what the hell? I'm having breakfast here. :facepalm:

:lol:

tripwires
02-28-2012, 12:55 AM
probably organic too.

Sorry. Reading some Marquis de Sade leaves some marks, even if it has been a few years...

I bought one of his books years ago and I've never read it. I can't remember which one it was. I don't think I can ever bring myself to read it.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 01:02 AM
For a moment I believed you were talking about books on organic food and was lost for a while.

About Sade: expect to be shocked, it is the intent. But I found the books pretty hilarious, the tone of the conversations mostly. And the over-sized clitoris.

tripwires
02-28-2012, 01:14 AM
Not sure why anyone would have a hard time reading books on organic food...

Which ones did you read? It's the graphic content that I can't stomach. Obviously I was made of sterner stuff a few years ago, when I was much younger. :facepalm:

2003
02-28-2012, 01:18 AM
People accuse me of turning NT into a dating/sex section.

Actually;

Its the horny ones male and female who do so. I just start the ball rolling.

BigJohn
02-28-2012, 01:20 AM
Justine ou les Malheurs de la vertu, Les Infortunes de la vertu, La Philosophie dans le boudoir, those for sure, maybe one more.

Jimnik
02-28-2012, 02:59 AM
2003 = Roddick world #1 = Greatest year of all time

GOAT = Fed
02-28-2012, 01:39 PM
2003 I found some great advice for ya mate:

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/350x0/a/7/a73f4_ORIG-zyzz.jpg

I used to pull chicks like that before I lost my six pack.

Now I'm on the road on recovery.