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What did humans do before toothbrushes? Did people used to kiss back then?

2003
02-22-2012, 10:50 AM
I know this seems like a bizare thread. But think about it. Its something in our daily lives we really take for granted.

I guess back in olden times when diets were more natural..perhaps people didnt get such bad breath. But imagine all of a sudden, you cant brush your teeth. After nights out boozing, you cant brush your teeth. Ever. Imagine how bad your breath would be!

People have bad breath even now with everything we have!

So basically, was there no making out or kissing in olden times? Would that be akin to modern "rimming" in terms of disgust levels? Lets face it, hooking up would be the last thing you would want to do. Even sex would be uncomfortable with the person breathing heavilly all over you.

My oh my how lucky we are to be able to express our feelings without as much worry about those things.

Or maybe people just didnt care :eek:

tripwires
02-22-2012, 11:04 AM
You've really outdone yourself with this thread. :worship:

leng jai
02-22-2012, 11:18 AM
Honestly I've spent many sleepless nights asking myself the same question. I eventually came to the conclusion that Rogie = GOAT.

Ajde.

Li Ching Yuen
02-22-2012, 11:29 AM
:worship:

Raige
02-22-2012, 11:59 AM
What are you talking about? Why are you obsessed with sex and kissing? Get a job.

For some reason these threads are making me angry - I like you.

Black Adam
02-22-2012, 11:59 AM
They kissed the cheeks. Tongue kissing came with the rise of the toothbrush and toothpaste.

Black Adam
02-22-2012, 12:01 PM
A poster names Raige is getting angry.......didn't see that one coming.

tripwires
02-22-2012, 12:07 PM
Honestly I've spent many sleepless nights asking myself the same question. I eventually came to the conclusion that Rogie = GOAT.

Ajde.

The only possible conclusion to all of life's mysteries.

Raige
02-22-2012, 12:17 PM
A poster names Raige is getting angry.......didn't see that one coming.

Your wit encourages me on the state of this forum, while doing nothing to increase my anger - I do not like you

leng jai
02-22-2012, 12:18 PM
Your wit encourages me on the state of this forum, while doing nothing to increase my anger - I do not like you

Ajde.

Ajde.

Ajde.

Raige
02-22-2012, 12:23 PM
Why do you constantly say 'come on' in Serbian? A strange form of tourettes? Not being able to understand you is actually doing wonders for my RAGE - keep it up and I may like you.

Now - I need to know the difference between chat threads and non-topic - Someone tell me. If you decide not to - it will only increase my anger, so it is a win-win situation for me.

This looks to be the correct place to ask a question: painful thread created by some lonely person.

Hewitt =Legend
02-22-2012, 12:34 PM
Dearest Raige,

You look like a unique persona. Welcome to the forums :wavey:

I don't know if anyone told you upon you're initiation, but every post should be signed off with a warcry of some sort. Preferably "Ajde!". Exclamation mark is optional.

Enjoy your stay here and please, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to PM leng jai.

Kind Regards,

Andrey

Ajde.

buddyholly
02-22-2012, 12:38 PM
They used disposable chewsticks, which were actually more hygienic than today's bacteria-laden re-used toothbrushes. Next time try Wikipedia before cluttering up the forum with unnecessary threads.

tennizen
02-22-2012, 12:47 PM
Chewing bitter neem leaves is great for your breath.

abraxas21
02-22-2012, 01:00 PM
GOAT thread

Chirag
02-22-2012, 01:26 PM
2003 :worship:

Allez

MariaV
02-22-2012, 01:45 PM
You've really outdone yourself with this thread. :worship:

Yeah I mean ... there are no words really! :tape: :ignore: :facepalm: :help:
But I'm sure 2003 can reach new lows with every new day! :D :yeah:

ballbasher101
02-22-2012, 06:40 PM
I might be able to predict 2003's next thread. He will be asking us where babies come from :rolls:

v-money
02-22-2012, 07:20 PM
They used a urine mouthwash. Now you know that you'll never have to buy mouthwash again.

Along with toothpaste and dental floss, mouthwash is recommended to fight tooth decay - but did you ever wonder how that fresh-tasting rinse came to be? Read on to find out more about the history of oral and dental hygiene.

Every visit you make to a dentist usually involves some discussion of oral hygiene and how to increase the odds of avoiding new cavities and keeping your breath fresh and smelling good. Dental floss, toothpaste and mouthwash are usually mentioned as the best way to help fight dental decay. But where did mouthwash come from in the first place?
Ancient man found out quickly that keeping your own teeth for as long as possible was a good thing and tried many ways to scrape the tartar and debris from their gums and teeth. While crude toothbrushes could help, a good rinsing with some sort of water or corrosive fluid was sure to help fight decay, if only to freshen the mouth up after eating something with a distinctive smell, like fish or certain types of meat.

But what was in this first mouthwash? Well, you'd be surprised and dismayed to find that the Greeks used donkey's milk. The Romans went a step further and used human urine, specifically Portuguese if they could get some. The rumor was that Portuguese urine was much stronger than the weak liquid that other nations provided, so it was treasured above all others. One theory that has risen about this is that the natural acidity of the Portuguese urine meant that it survived the long trip to Rome and Italy much better than those of other men (and women!) Either way, it was a somewhat unique mouth rinse for the average Roman citizen. Some even used white wine, which was a rather expensive way to clean your teeth! Mixed with a variety of crude toothpastes and brushes, oral hygiene was nothing like it is today? Or is it?

The main ingredient that made ancient mouthwashes so potent was ammonia; a natural ingredient found most commonly in human urine - thus why it was used. As time went on different items were added and subtracted from this basic need to try and make it more palatable to the human taste as well as increase the potency without adding more ammonia and making it totally undrinkable. Honey, ground shells, rabbit and mice heads, even lizard livers were ground up and added into the drink to try and increase the mouthwash's ability to cleanse the teeth of any nasty bacteria. During the early 19th century eucalyptus leaves were added to certain brands to try and make it more palatable to the general public, an ongoing battle to make mouthwash more appealing. As long as you could cover the ammonia smell, you had a chance of making a sale!

In fact, ammonia is still an active ingredient in some modern mouthwashes, but not from human urine. Artificially manufactured in the laboratory, ammonia is now much healthier and less odorous than the original source. As well, it's a lot easier than running around trying to collect human urine from slaves and travelers! During the 18th century ammonia began to be manufactured artificially, increasing the availability for mouthwash production and brand names began to march onto the market. Over time it began to be replaced in parts by alcohol.

Odol was the first recognized antiseptic mouthwash, marketed by Switzerland's Karl August Lingner in 1893 and in fact is still on the market and available for sale to the general public. The Lambert Pharmaceutical Company developed Listerine in the 1880's, but not as a mouthwash. It was originally marketed as a general antiseptic during World War I. After the war ended the company executives were meeting to discuss how to try and keep selling the product and their chief chemist brought up the fact that it could be used to fight halitosis, or bad breath. Turning the entire product around, they began to market Listerine as a mouthwash instead of an antiseptic with the result that sales jumped from just hundreds of thousands of dollars to millions within just a few years.

As time went on the advertising machine began to appeal more and more to the public to use mouthwash as a staple of dental hygiene, using halitosis as their best weapon to promote using their product. Large ads bemoaned the man or woman with bad breath, much as the commercials we see today on television or in our magazines and newspapers. And over the years a variety of products have cropped up to deliver mouthwash in a dizzying number of ways. You can now use a small transparent film to freshen your mouth; you can get a mouth rinse that won't be as strong as your parent's Scope or you can keep on using an old favorite like Listerine.

Over the centuries people have tried to find ways to keep their own teeth safe and secure into old age. Toothpaste, toothbrushes and mouthwash have always been at the forefront of dental hygiene, but none seem to have the rather distinctive history of mouthwash as truly a jack of all trades. From human urine to ammonia to alcohol to the fresh-smelling and fresh-tasting taste strips of today, mouthwash has come a long way from the Greeks and their donkey milk!

http://www.essortment.com/oral-dental-hygiene-history-mouthwash-21096.html

v-money
02-22-2012, 07:22 PM
If you really want clean teeth you have to get some of that quality Portuguese urine.

MaxPower
02-22-2012, 08:41 PM
They used a urine mouthwash. Now you know that you'll never have to buy mouthwash again.

http://www.essortment.com/oral-dental-hygiene-history-mouthwash-21096.html

Educational.

Imagine some of that sweet Portuguese urine transported with horse and cart in the warm summer days over many miles right to your mouth :) But also imagine how bad the normal smell must have been if old urine smell actually was better

I want to pitch in that the saliva production is the key. People with good saliva production don't suffer as much as those with bad when not brushing. The saliva production tends to drop off a little with age but I'd guess young people and teenagers could still kiss without much issue. Some smell wouldn't be a turn-off, imagine people barely showered pre-toothbrush either...

samanosuke
02-22-2012, 08:44 PM
Mate, whatever you smoking you should slow it down

Sunset of Age
02-22-2012, 09:46 PM
This thread :rolls:
2003 :worship:

abraxas21
02-22-2012, 09:58 PM
Yeah I mean ... there are no words really! :tape: :ignore: :facepalm: :help:
But I'm sure 2003 can reach new lows with every new day! :D :yeah:

new lows? more like new hights. these threads are the reason i joined the site

still, as awesome as this particular thread is, it doesn't compare to 2003's personal peak when he gave us that "a woman refused to kiss me because of my mustache, is she a tool" thread.

abraxas21
02-22-2012, 10:00 PM
They used a urine mouthwash. Now you know that you'll never have to buy mouthwash again.



http://www.essortment.com/oral-dental-hygiene-history-mouthwash-21096.html

cantabrians did it it too

probly other ancient cultures as well

GOAT = Fed
02-22-2012, 10:35 PM
WTF :confused:

Mate, please see a sex therapist.

It'll do wonders for you ;)

allpro
02-22-2012, 11:47 PM
some athletes drink their own urine :cuckoo:
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alfonsojose
02-22-2012, 11:50 PM
Pocahontas drinks his ass' fluids after every match :drool:

tripwires
02-23-2012, 01:25 AM
Pocahontas drinks his ass' fluids after every match :drool:

Oh my god that's disgusting. :facepalm:

leng jai
02-23-2012, 01:30 AM
Clearly the mods are 2003 tards and really, I can't blame them.

Ajde.

Waterfox
02-23-2012, 08:00 AM
Cuddling n kissing is an animals instinct.
No brushing. Probably flossing and toothpicking.

Mr.Michael
03-01-2012, 09:35 PM
This isn't a bad thread at all. History is always interesting. People talk about those magic time machines in tennis context to find out about the different generations. Just imagine using a time machine and go back to the 16th century. Gee, you would vomit the first 10 minutes being around those people. I mean the smell and hygiene. Those clothes were propably just full of shit.

Waterfox
03-02-2012, 07:53 PM
This isn't a bad thread at all. History is always interesting. People talk about those magic time machines in tennis context to find out about the different generations. Just imagine using a time machine and go back to the 16th century. Gee, you would vomit the first 10 minutes being around those people. I mean the smell and hygiene. Those clothes were propably just full of shit.

Sooo loving the streets of Paris back then...
:timebomb::timebomb::timebomb: