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"Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star"

Johnny Groove
02-02-2012, 12:00 AM
This is something I wrote the other day, it is lyrics to a remix. The song Rockstar by Nickelback.

Video:

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True Lyrics:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nickelback/rockstar.html

My lyrics:

Iím threw with tryna train at clubs I know Iíll never get in,
Iíts like Iím down a double break, and Iím never gonna win,
This life hasnít turned out quite the way I want it to be (tell me what you want)
I wanta, loyal woman with minimal drama,
Smart, beautiful, not a prima donna,
80-20 sweet to bitch is a sexy ratio to me, (yeah, but whatcha need?)

Iíll need a buncha racquets all weighted the same,
A customized bag signed with my name,
Gonna make a lot of money, all the kids will all look up to me (Man, you they inspiration)
I wanna, few years where I dominate the court,
My own plaque at the Hall of Fame in Newport,
Somewhere between Pete and Andre is fine for me, (So how you gonna do it?)

Iím gonna work for this life of fortune and fame, Iíll even
Battle for 6 hours to immortalize my nameÖÖ

Cause all I wanna do is be a big tennis star,
And live in hilltop mansions driviní 15 cars,
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap,
I donít need that shit cuz itíll just distract me, but weíll
Hang out in the coolest bars, in the VIP with the movie stars,
My arm around my woman, I take in the scene,
I look into her eyes, and I know itís meant to be,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star

I wanna be, great like Tilden, without the hassles,
Wanna do great things for the people of Haiti,
Sign a couple autographs and have a pretty girl smile at me, (Gonna be a role model, you know)
Iím gonna dress my ass with the latest sponsor,
Get front row tickets to the hottest concert,
Go on court and make love,
To my woman in a passionate way
(So how you gonna do it?)

Iím gonna work for this life of fortune and fame, Iíll even
Battle for 6 hours to immortalize my name,

Cause all I wanna do is be a big tennis star,
And live in hilltop mansions driviní 15 cars,
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,
Well, I donít need that shit cause itíll just distract me, and weíll
Hang out in the coolest bars, in the VIP with the movie stars,
My arm around my woman, I take in the scene,
I look into her eyes, and I know itís meant to be, and Iíll

Go out for a hit at noon,
Trainin real hard and Iím back home soon,
Spend some time with my woman and weíll feel alright,
Gettiní ready for the final match later that night, well,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star,

Iím gonna train my forehand till my legs fall off,
Iím gonna hit that backhand like a boss,
I'm gonna practice my returns so I donít get burned,
I'm gonna work on my serve till it canít be returnedÖ..

Ya know all I wanna do is be a big tennis star,
And live in hilltop mansions driviní 15 cars,
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,
Well, I donít need that shit cause itíll just distract me, and weíll
Hang out in the coolest bars, in the VIP with the movie stars,
My arm around my woman, I take in the scene,
I look into her eyes, and I know itís meant to be, and Iíll

Go out for a hit at noon,
Trainin real hard and Iím back home soon,
Spend some time with my woman and weíll feel alright,
Gettiní ready for the final match later that night, well,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star

KaiserT
02-02-2012, 12:29 AM
Yup

fast_clay
02-02-2012, 12:54 AM
rigged poll... no catergory for 0

abraxas21
02-02-2012, 01:47 AM
anything coming from nickelback deserves a 0 tbh

i'd pick another song if i were you

tripwires
02-02-2012, 01:50 AM
rigged poll... no catergory for 0

This.

leng jai
02-02-2012, 02:10 AM
IMO Nickelback and JG are the perfect match.

Johnny Groove
02-02-2012, 02:10 AM
Pretty standard MTF responses so far. :facepalm:

tripwires
02-02-2012, 02:14 AM
This is something I wrote the other day, it is lyrics to a remix. The song Rockstar by Nickelback.

Video:

t-GH66s8rs4

True Lyrics:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nickelback/rockstar.html

My lyrics:

I’m threw with tryna train at clubs I know I’ll never get in,
I’ts like I’m down a double break, and I’m never gonna win,
This life hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be (tell me what you want)
I wanta, loyal woman with minimal drama,
Smart, beautiful, not a prima donna,
80-20 sweet to bitch is a sexy ratio to me, (yeah, but whatcha need?)

I’ll need a buncha racquets all weighted the same,
A customized bag signed with my name,
Gonna make a lot of money, all the kids will all look up to me (Man, you they inspiration)
I wanna, few years where I dominate the court,
My own plaque at the Hall of Fame in Newport,
Somewhere between Pete and Andre is fine for me, (So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna work for this life of fortune and fame, I’ll even
Battle for 6 hours to immortalize my name……

Cause all I wanna do is be a big tennis star,
And live in hilltop mansions drivin’ 15 cars,
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap,
I don’t need that shit cuz it’ll just distract me, but we’ll
Hang out in the coolest bars, in the VIP with the movie stars,
My arm around my woman, I take in the scene,
I look into her eyes, and I know it’s meant to be,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star

I wanna be, great like Tilden, without the hassles,
Wanna do great things for the people of Haiti,
Sign a couple autographs and have a pretty girl smile at me, (Gonna be a role model, you know)
I’m gonna dress my ass with the latest sponsor,
Get front row tickets to the hottest concert,
Go on court and make love,
To my woman in a passionate way
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna work for this life of fortune and fame, I’ll even
Battle for 6 hours to immortalize my name,

Cause all I wanna do is be a big tennis star,
And live in hilltop mansions drivin’ 15 cars,
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,
Well, I don’t need that shit cause it’ll just distract me, and we’ll
Hang out in the coolest bars, in the VIP with the movie stars,
My arm around my woman, I take in the scene,
I look into her eyes, and I know it’s meant to be, and I’ll

Go out for a hit at noon,
Trainin real hard and I’m back home soon,
Spend some time with my woman and we’ll feel alright,
Gettin’ ready for the final match later that night, well,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star,

I’m gonna train my forehand till my legs fall off,
I’m gonna hit that backhand like a boss,
I'm gonna practice my returns so I don’t get burned,
I'm gonna work on my serve till it can’t be returned…..

Ya know all I wanna do is be a big tennis star,
And live in hilltop mansions drivin’ 15 cars,
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap,
Well, I don’t need that shit cause it’ll just distract me, and we’ll
Hang out in the coolest bars, in the VIP with the movie stars,
My arm around my woman, I take in the scene,
I look into her eyes, and I know it’s meant to be, and I’ll

Go out for a hit at noon,
Trainin real hard and I’m back home soon,
Spend some time with my woman and we’ll feel alright,
Gettin’ ready for the final match later that night, well,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a tennis star

My honest opinion is that I stopped reading after the bolded part: a misspelled word followed by a non-existent word.

Sorry. :sad:

fast_clay
02-02-2012, 02:27 AM
My honest opinion is that I stopped reading after the bolded part: a misspelled word followed by a non-existent word.

Sorry. :sad:

my honest opinion is that i read the first verse and felt a strong desire to cause harm to my neighbour for about 20 minutes... at the moment i feel it is fortunate that i live alone and only ended up cutting up my genitalia for a while...

Kat_YYZ
02-02-2012, 02:29 AM
:haha: I'm gonna give you a 3, Johnny :hug: I hope you're a better tennis player than songwriter :p

emotion
02-02-2012, 02:35 AM
I thought it was decentish, though that actual song is not

abraxas21
02-02-2012, 03:16 AM
IMO Nickelback and JG are the perfect match.

i was trying to be nice

Smoke944
02-02-2012, 03:18 AM
my honest opinion is that i read the first verse and felt a strong desire to cause harm to my neighbour for about 20 minutes... at the moment i feel it is fortunate that i live alone and only ended up cutting up my genitalia for a while...

:lol:

Pirata.
02-02-2012, 05:25 AM
Nickelback :o

I will give you a 7 because I like you but you lose points for the artist choice :lol:

Sauletekis
02-02-2012, 06:19 AM
Speaking on Nickleback, I always remember this episode where they came for the first and only time to Portugal. People start to throw rocks and bottles to the lead singer. You can see their reaction... Needless to say, they never comeback here... :haha:

g6J9p3HU4g0

Pirata.
02-02-2012, 06:36 AM
Can't believe Nickelback has fans in the US, let alone Portugal :lol:

Gagsquet
02-02-2012, 09:10 AM
A big fat 0. That's rubbish.

Johnny Groove
02-02-2012, 10:30 AM
Yup

rigged poll... no catergory for 0

anything coming from nickelback deserves a 0 tbh

i'd pick another song if i were you

This.

Haters :hug:

My honest opinion is that I stopped reading after the bolded part: a misspelled word followed by a non-existent word.

Sorry. :sad:

Open your mind, expand your horizons, love.

my honest opinion is that i read the first verse and felt a strong desire to cause harm to my neighbour for about 20 minutes... at the moment i feel it is fortunate that i live alone and only ended up cutting up my genitalia for a while...

:help:

Speaking on Nickleback, I always remember this episode where they came for the first and only time to Portugal. People start to throw rocks and bottles to the lead singer. You can see their reaction... Needless to say, they never comeback here... :haha:

g6J9p3HU4g0

:spit:

Can't believe Nickelback has fans in the US, let alone Portugal :lol:

So much hate, is MTF incapable of love?

A big fat 0. That's rubbish.

Well I didn't expect you to say anything different.

On MTF, you know you've done well when everyone says you've done shit. In a few years, this thread will be prophetic and describe reality. I expect people to quote these very words now and laugh and say it won't happen, blah blah blah, but when it does happen, will MTF realize and recognize greatness?

Probably not.

Nikki♥
02-02-2012, 10:41 AM
So much hate, is MTF incapable of love?


I have found love :hearts: on MTF but he called your song rubbish. :awww:

Johnny Groove
02-02-2012, 10:52 AM
I have found love :hearts: on MTF but he called your song rubbish. :awww:

He's just a bitter hater, no worries.

Cheer him up for me, will ya?

leng jai
02-02-2012, 10:52 AM
Yeah man since everyone hates it it must mean its amazing because ya know, Hatas Gonna Hate Bra.

Nikki♥
02-02-2012, 10:56 AM
He's just a bitter hater, no worries.

Cheer him up for me, will ya?

He isn't a bitter hater. You just have to get used to the French sense of humor. :awww:

Johnny Groove
02-02-2012, 10:57 AM
Yeah man since everyone hates it it must mean its amazing because ya know, Hatas Gonna Hate Bra.

Now you speaking my language :yeah: :p

He isn't a bitter hater. You just have to get used to the French sense of humor. :awww:

The French, they are unique.

Dini
02-02-2012, 11:21 AM
Do you ever feel regret after opening threads?

Johnny Groove
02-02-2012, 12:34 PM
Do you ever feel regret after opening threads?

I used to sometimes, but now, no.

Life is too short to have regrets.

I worked hard on this remix, and I think its good, and I'm proud of it. I wanted to share it with MTF because I am proud of it, and this place predictably shat on it.

What you gonna do?

Har-Tru
02-02-2012, 12:38 PM
Do you ever feel regret after opening threads?

:spit: :rolls: :worship:



Now we know two areas where Groove isnīt going to have any success: tennis and song business.

GOAT = Fed
02-02-2012, 12:40 PM
NID MTF discourage rather than encourage. NID.

Johnny, for sure; it was a decent songyou made but what made it worse was the artist you chose. Honestly wordt choice you could have chose lmao.

Chirag
02-02-2012, 01:48 PM
You should not have chosen Nickleback :lol:
But I gave you a 7 because I like your posts .But you would be better playing tennis than writing songs :lol:

Gagsquet
02-02-2012, 03:44 PM
0 :wavey:

tennisfan856
02-02-2012, 05:50 PM
just give him the 2012 acc award already

Smoke944
02-03-2012, 02:45 AM
Speaking on Nickleback, I always remember this episode where they came for the first and only time to Portugal. People start to throw rocks and bottles to the lead singer. You can see their reaction... Needless to say, they never comeback here... :haha:

g6J9p3HU4g0

too good

Do you ever feel regret after opening threads?

just give him the 2012 acc award already

:spit: