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The Djokovic's secret?

ufiors
01-28-2012, 11:43 AM
What is Djokovic secretly taking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdf5JDnmGEQ&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdf5JDnmGEQ&feature=player_embedded

Orka_n
01-28-2012, 11:53 AM
Gluten.

finishingmove
01-28-2012, 12:01 PM
Burek.

Allez
01-28-2012, 12:34 PM
:haha: something legal that's for sure.

MaxPower
01-28-2012, 12:41 PM
[QUOTE=ufiors;11691275]What is Djokovic secretly taking?

You don't post youtube vids like that. edit post and remove http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= from within the brackets and it will work. Like this:

Gdf5JDnmGEQ&feature=player_embedded

But I thought a bit about it and I think he might want to hide the brand or something. Could be a sponsorship issue if he's sponsored by someone but then using a competitor (looked like he ate something?)

Don't think Djokovic would use anything illegal on live-tv. Not a good career move :)

Vida
01-28-2012, 12:52 PM
something for the allergy probably. or a painkiller.

GSMnadal
01-28-2012, 01:04 PM
v-5isT6XK4c

Not like he's never done something like this before

Allez
01-28-2012, 01:08 PM
One thing's for sure...there are going to be a lot of medical time outs tomorrow from both players...

green25814
01-28-2012, 01:11 PM
Cocaine, gotta be

Fujee
01-28-2012, 01:17 PM
Probably Speedball, painkiller and stimulant - best of both worlds...

latso
01-28-2012, 01:21 PM
It's strange that this isn't one of the main subjects on MTF.

In any case the fact that the guy is hiding it makes it interesting, no one would have even noticed if he ate a brown lil piece of whatever.

This thing was small enough to rule out the sponsorship or smth issue.

To me it looks like he sniffs it and this is why he's hiding it.

Most probably it is smth legal, but most certainly it wouldn't look good to sniff it in front of the world, as it just looks bad, so probably this is the whole mystery - the Serbian labs haven't yet found a way to take this in a more politically correct way and for it to be as effective as sniffed.

xdrewitdajx
01-28-2012, 01:24 PM
i assumed it was some sort of nose-clearing thing

Time Violation
01-28-2012, 01:33 PM
Most probably it is smth legal, but most certainly it wouldn't look good to sniff it in front of the world, as it just looks bad, so probably this is the whole mystery - the Serbian labs haven't yet found a way to take this in a more politically correct way and for it to be as effective as sniffed.

Serbian labs? Yea, Serbia, the technological leader of the world :lol:

Sri
01-28-2012, 01:38 PM
Sectret :lol:

If it was illegal, he would not be doing it on live TV.

/end thread

latso
01-28-2012, 01:46 PM
Serbian labs? Yea, Serbia, the technological leader of the world :lol:
You never know.

Why do you think we (Bulgaria) were rulling the world of heavy weights for so long?

It's not smth they would discuss on TV anyway, so you never know :)

p.s. maybe it's Monaco's labs, or Sergio Tacchini's/AC Milan labs :D

zlaja777
01-28-2012, 01:58 PM
He took a bite of some candy bar or whatever. That's why he was chewing for next few pionts. Man, never enough or these conspiracy theorists.

latso
01-28-2012, 02:21 PM
He took a bite of some candy bar or whatever. That's why he was chewing for next few pionts. Man, never enough or these conspiracy theorists.
He created the conspiracy himself. Why hiding it?

The thing was one bite size. Why not take it off the packaging and just eat it?

This towel trick was the funniest move i've ever seen.

finishingmove
01-28-2012, 02:24 PM
Maybe he didn't have another one for Andy so he felt embarrassed.

EliSter
01-28-2012, 02:26 PM
This thread to good.

Rafa#Uno:-)
01-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Nole and Joke and these names are over from now on his name is

The Towel Man

romismak
01-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Hope this wonīt be another world-known conspiracy theory... really cīmmon whole world is watching and you are so stupid you would use something illegal? do you think Nole has IQ 0? he knew very well there are million cameras from all angles and there are thousands on people at stadium. BTW donīt forget Murray was pissed off immediately after his match they tested him.. they donīt know when they will be tested so Nole could be thinking immediately after match he could be tested and you think if he knew it is illegal he will risk that they will in 1-2hours test him and found out? really pls think before. I donīt know what it was really have no idea, but i am 100% sure he is not stupid.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 02:37 PM
Whatever it was seems made him a lot of good.

Rafa#Uno:-)
01-28-2012, 02:37 PM
kokain can lead to breathing problems.......aha.....now we understand....

yavore
01-28-2012, 02:41 PM
What is Djokovic secretly taking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdf5JDnmGEQ&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdf5JDnmGEQ&feature=player_embedded

Crying pansy's scalps he he

Sham Kay
01-28-2012, 03:55 PM
Remember when you were a kid and you would sneak treats and chockies under the cover of darkness? Remember the adrenaline rush it created along with the epic sugar rush? Well Djokovic was just reinacting that feeling, except using role-play and hiding the sweets from thousands of Mammies, Pappies and Grandpa Murrays. Just imagine the adrenaline rush created by sneakily doing it in front of all those people without being caught.. he must have been shaking with glee under that towel.

Combine that with the natural sugar rush and it's no wonder he had so much energy as the match went on. Complete logic really.

Lee
01-28-2012, 04:20 PM
:haha:

NadalesDios
01-28-2012, 04:21 PM
In 2010 he didn't eat that, no?

Clay Death
01-28-2012, 04:22 PM
nole has no secrets. he is willing to do what others are not:

1. he has modified his diet
2. his training on the court is targeted and focused on the things he needs to work on the most
3. he has taken his fitness higher than anyone on the planet. that is just plain hard work that others are not willing to do. others are not willing to go a few extra miles like he is.
4. the concept of "1 more ball". he refuses to give up a single point. this is what the old nadal used to do before he got a little complacent. nobody on the planet is willing to work as hard on the court as nole. nobody.


so it should not be any surprise that he is seeing the results of his hard work and his brutal training.

LuCC
01-28-2012, 04:23 PM
Djokovic sniffs cocaine in front of the world and noone punish him. Nothing new, he isn't clear for sure.

Game.Petzschner
01-28-2012, 04:32 PM
He beat nadal 6 times in a row who cares what he took :lol:

Marc23
01-28-2012, 04:58 PM
He created the conspiracy himself. Why hiding it?

The thing was one bite size. Why not take it off the packaging and just eat it?



Because it(chocolate bar) contains gluten and he needs gluten free diet/food,that's why he was hiding...

atennisfan
01-28-2012, 05:00 PM
Magic potion similar to what Asterix usually takes before charging into the romans

atennisfan
01-28-2012, 05:02 PM
Anyway, do tennis players get tested for PED?

Roddickominator
01-28-2012, 05:05 PM
Djokovic couldn't possibly be stupid or arrogant enough to believe he could get away with ingesting an illegal substance while on the court like that. I know the ATP lets him get away with basically whatever he wants, but seriously, that would just be crazy.

calvinhobbes
01-28-2012, 06:05 PM
It seems heīs taking some kind of vaporisation and the towel is for concentrating the vapors on his nostrils or his eyes...whatever.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 06:06 PM
Hope this wonīt be another world-known conspiracy theory... really cīmmon whole world is watching and you are so stupid you would use something illegal? do you think Nole has IQ 0? he knew very well there are million cameras from all angles and there are thousands on people at stadium. BTW donīt forget Murray was pissed off immediately after his match they tested him.. they donīt know when they will be tested so Nole could be thinking immediately after match he could be tested and you think if he knew it is illegal he will risk that they will in 1-2hours test him and found out? really pls think before. I donīt know what it was really have no idea, but i am 100% sure he is not stupid.

True, though interestingly they only ever test losers with the exception of testing the winner after the final. So then, there is certainly room for players to take stuff behind closed doors under the assumption that they will advance.

Radalek
01-28-2012, 06:07 PM
It seems heīs taking some kind of vaporisation and the towel is for concentrating the vapors on his nostrils or his eyes...whatever.

He had stuffed nose for days and it affected his breathing which isn't perfect to begin with. He suffered with some alergies past week.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 06:10 PM
He beat nadal 6 times in a row who cares what he took :lol:

Nadal and Uncle Toni presented a 40000 word thesis on the advantages of using new composites for the flower beds at the Australian Open Players Meeting with the obvious intention of sabotaging Djo's health, so they are very curious to see how Nole can so suddenly find a way to combat their maniacal plan. Given that in their research they found that only illegal substances can stop the onset of the allergies which these flowers can trigger, Nadal and his family are getting all tense and anxious, hence Nadal's recent outlandish outbursts.

I'm surprised Djokovic hasn't brought this up before the final but the man is all class.

out_grinder
01-28-2012, 06:47 PM
Probably took some tranquilizers, sleeping tablets, or some drugs that otherwise induce a state of mild-paralysis - such a generous soul is this Novak that he was willing to use drugs to bring his level down to Murray's and allow a tighter match for the fans.

NID
01-28-2012, 06:51 PM
those bitesized snacks are actually dehydrated baby seals.

NID
01-28-2012, 06:53 PM
Serbian labs? Yea, Serbia, the technological leader of the world :lol:

Dr Zarubica would disagree :p

Rafa#Uno:-)
01-28-2012, 07:45 PM
Towel Man is white around his nose.....breathing problems??

tektonac
01-28-2012, 08:45 PM
Towel Man is white around his nose.....breathing problems??

ok i guess you tried to be funny, but this is way way bellow MORON level :shrug:

latso
01-28-2012, 08:45 PM
nole has no secrets. he is willing to do what others are not:

1. he has modified his diet
2. his training on the court is targeted and focused on the things he needs to work on the most
3. he has taken his fitness higher than anyone on the planet. that is just plain hard work that others are not willing to do. others are not willing to go a few extra miles like he is.
4. the concept of "1 more ball". he refuses to give up a single point. this is what the old nadal used to do before he got a little complacent. nobody on the planet is willing to work as hard on the court as nole. nobody.


so it should not be any surprise that he is seeing the results of his hard work and his brutal training.
hahaha, great one :haha:

I love your sense of sarcasm :)

Cheers

MuzzahLovah
01-28-2012, 09:00 PM
Towely - explains a lot. Kind of brazen, but Djokovic is nothing if not brazen. Was he even asked about it?

arm
01-28-2012, 09:05 PM
Magic pills that make him fly. Lee also pointed out that these pills were developed in a secret lab in rural Serbia.

EliSter
01-28-2012, 09:07 PM
Magic pills that make him fly. Lee also pointed out that these pills were developed in a secret lab in rural Serbia.

Meth lab?

arm
01-28-2012, 09:08 PM
Meth lab?

That's classified information. I am afraid I can't go any deeper than that. And I have already said too much.

tektonac
01-28-2012, 09:11 PM
^^^ understandable. however i can't figure out why murray was requested to undergo drug test after the match :haha:

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:11 PM
Nole's secret is illegitimate.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:13 PM
^^^ understandable. however i can't figure out why muuray was required after the match to undertake the drug test :haha:

Often the losers of rounds are asked to be drug tested and the winners never are unless it is after the final round. This is part of the pathetic efforts the ITF put in regarding the finding of cheaters.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 09:15 PM
Often the losers of rounds are asked to be drug tested and the winners never are unless it is after the final round. This is part of the pathetic efforts the ITF put in regarding the finding of cheaters.

[citation needed]

tektonac
01-28-2012, 09:16 PM
Often the losers of rounds are asked to be drug tested and the winners never are unless it is after the final round. This is part of the pathetic efforts the ITF put in regarding the finding of cheaters.

maybe. but i think andy was suspicious b/c he lost in 5, usually he is out after 3 or max 4 sets. that rang the bell big time.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:16 PM
[citation needed]

Sure. Just search 'thasp' in google and you'll find what you need soon enough.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 09:19 PM
Sure. Just search 'thasp' in google and you'll find what you need soon enough.

I repeat, any reliable source? That is, you can put in the table something more than a bunch of the usual conspiranoial blogs? If you search quite a while in Google you can prove what you want, even I killed Kennedy.

deyaT87
01-28-2012, 09:22 PM
Serbian labs? Yea, Serbia, the technological leader of the world :lol:

hahaha :haha: yeah, I agree with you :D

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:23 PM
I repeat, any reliable source? That is, you can put in the table something more than a bunch of the usual conspiranoial blogs?

The website has recently displayed a bunch of tables for the amount of testing done by the ITF during Slam tournaments and when it's done. It would seem to explain why only Murray was tested or rather why only the loser was tested, because that is all they tend to test. Check out the site and the data and see if it satisfies you. That's really all I have to say on it.

P.s. Data sources are provided for the tables on the website, merely click on the titles and head to the bottom of the page.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 09:26 PM
The website has recently displayed a bunch of tables for the amount of testing done by the ITF during Slam tournaments and when it's done. It would seem to explain why only Murray was tested or rather why only the loser was tested, because that is all they tend to test. Check out the site and the data and see if it satisfies you. That's really all I have to say on it.

P.s. Data sources are provided for the tables on the website, merely click on the titles and head to the bottom of the page.

What part of "a random blog is not a reliable source" you aren't able to understand?

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:30 PM
What part of "a random blog is not a reliable source" you aren't able to understand?

You're very arrogant aren't you. The fact that the data shown for 'Doping Control: 2009 Wimbledon (Qualifying and Main Draws)' shows a source which leads to a database of testing on the actual ITF website should satisfy unless of course you want to be ignorant and dismissive. Instead of fobbing off some blog why don't you investigate the sources they use, seeing as they've transcribed the data from the actual ITF site and deduced some very curious and true findings indeed.

So in short, what part of 'a random ...etc' don't I understand? I don't know, seeing as the blog bases its recent findings in sources and information which is entirely lacking in randomness. How beautifully ironic.

Time Violation
01-28-2012, 09:33 PM
Towely - explains a lot. Kind of brazen, but Djokovic is nothing if not brazen. Was he even asked about it?

Are you still butthurt? :)

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 09:37 PM
You're very arrogant aren't you. The fact that the data shown for 'Doping Control: 2009 Wimbledon (Qualifying and Main Draws)' shows a source which leads to a database of testing on the actual ITF website should satisfy unless of course you want to be ignorant and dismissive. Instead of fobbing off some blog why don't you investigate the sources they use, seeing as they've transcribed the data from the actual ITF site and deduced some very curious and true findings indeed.

So in short, what part of 'a random ...etc' don't I understand? I don't know, seeing as the blog bases its recent findings in sources and information which is entirely lacking in randomness. How beautifully ironic.

Are you aware that any anonymous person can have a blog and make up the data? :wavey:

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:40 PM
Are you aware that any anonymous person can have a blog and make up the data? :wavey:

Are you aware that the data is deduced from info you can actually access yourself right this second from the ITF website. Your ignorance is astounding. I offered you a true source and you want to disregard it anyway so actually there was no point in me providing you with one in the first place.

Fact is, testing in tennis is pretty lax. It isn't to do with Nole or Murray, it's to do with only the loser being tested; an interesting aside.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 09:46 PM
Are you aware that the data is deduced from info you can actually access yourself right this second from the ITF website. Your ignorance is astounding. I offered you a true source and you want to disregard it anyway so actually there was no point in me providing you with one in the first place.

Fact is, testing in tennis is pretty lax. It isn't to do with Nole or Murray, it's to do with only the loser being tested; an interesting aside.

Hey man, I only request a link to a reliable source and I haven't yet. The blog you refer neither have one. When will we get this link? Show us evidences of you are saying or take a cup of STFU.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 09:50 PM
Hey man, I only request a link to a reliable source and I haven't yet. The blog you refer neither have one. When will we get this link? Show us evidences of you are saying or take a cup of STFU.

You're just being ignorant. You're saying the blog doesn't have one because you purposely chose to ignore it entirely.

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_47414_original.PDF <-- looks like an official and reputable source to derive data from to me. Now take a cup of STFU.

Mr. Oracle
01-28-2012, 10:14 PM
He created the conspiracy himself. Why hiding it?

The thing was one bite size. Why not take it off the packaging and just eat it?

This towel trick was the funniest move i've ever seen.


Wow you guys are rookies.

Why hiding it?

For the same reason that murray peals the "gatorade" labels of his "energy" drinks. So his opponent doesn't use the same stuff.

When you play poker, do you leave your hand on the table for all to see? Does the Colonel tell you what the 7 secret herbs and spices are? For falks sakes !

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 10:24 PM
You're just being ignorant. You're saying the blog doesn't have one because you purposely chose to ignore it entirely.

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_47414_original.PDF <-- looks like an official and reputable source to derive data from to me. Now take a cup of STFU.

Ok, this is a legit source. It wasn't so difficult, isn't it? Well, we can see that ITF always test the current champion. For example, Nadad pass an antidoping test in all the Grand Slams he he has achieved.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 10:28 PM
Ok, this is a legit source. It wasn't so difficult, isn't it? Well, we can see that ITF always test the current champion. For example, Nadad pass an antidoping test in all the Grand Slams he he has achieved.

I gave you directions to this source already without wanting to bring direct attention to the thasp website in the form of a link because I presumed the mods would delete it. You were just arrogant, ignorant and downright annoying, telling me that I haven't provided a source and that the website with the articles didn't use credible sources -- yet this source is stated clearly on the website you wish to ignore and dismiss.

Agitating.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 10:31 PM
I gave you directions to this source already without wanting to bring direct attention to the thasp website in the form of a link because I presumed the mods would delete it. You were just arrogant, ignorant and downright annoying, telling me that I haven't provided a source and that the website with the articles didn't use credible sources -- yet this source is stated clearly on the website you wish to ignore and dismiss.

Agitating.

Why asking for a legit source is arrogant and annoying? I have thanked you the link when you finally provided us one. Stop whining, dude.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 10:31 PM
Why asking for a legit source is arrogant and annoying? You are whining too much in my opinion.

*face palm*

NID
01-28-2012, 10:33 PM
It makes sense. The champion is tested, and everyone but him lost at least once, and ended up in the pool of eligible test subjects already.

philosophicalarf
01-28-2012, 10:34 PM
nole has no secrets. he is willing to do what others are not:

1. he has modified his diet
2. his training on the court is targeted and focused on the things he needs to work on the most


I'm sure no tennis player has ever thought of doing such things before.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 10:36 PM
It makes sense. The champion is tested, and everyone but him lost at least once, and ended up in the pool of eligible test subjects already.

Yeah, but conspiranoics aren't going to let the logic stop their fantasies.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 10:39 PM
It makes sense. The champion is tested, and everyone but him lost at least once, and ended up in the pool of eligible test subjects already.

They only take urine for tests so they shouldn't have to limit testing in such a fashion. I certainly find it to be odd.



As for conspiracy, there isn't much conspiracy here, just the cold hard facts that regardless of whether this testing pattern makes sense or not, the amount of testing done is very little.

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 10:40 PM
I'm sure no tennis player has ever thought of doing such things before.

Not a single one.

Kiedis
01-28-2012, 10:48 PM
They only take urine for tests so they shouldn't have to limit testing in such a fashion. I certainly find it to be odd.


I agree with you that urine tests are not enough, so for that reason ITF make a blood test since 2010.

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_56345_original.PDF

MatchFederer
01-28-2012, 10:52 PM
I agree with you that urine tests are not enough, so for that reason ITF make a blood test since 2010.

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_56345_original.PDF

Nice info, though they can easily administer urine doping measures to winners as well as losers.

The most concerning thing is the amount of testing done throughout the year, which seems quite scant.

Higher Power
01-28-2012, 11:54 PM
It's a prune for gods sake. Serbian home made. Probably from his BABA. It's the size of a marble with 2kg of sugar worth in it. I ate it last time I was in Serbia on business.

MatchFederer
01-29-2012, 12:32 AM
It's a prune for gods sake. Serbian home made. Probably from his BABA. It's the size of a marble with 2kg of sugar worth in it. I ate it last time I was in Serbia on business.

Any gluten in it?:cool:

chammer44
01-29-2012, 02:35 AM
The Grassy Nole.

Very suspicious. But who knows.

pray-for-palestine-and-israel
01-29-2012, 06:25 AM
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ssin
01-29-2012, 07:57 AM
he still hasn't done endorsement of the thing that's why he hides it.

atennisfan
01-29-2012, 08:06 AM
since professional tennis is getting so much more physical, I wouldn't be surprised if some players are taking PED.