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Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:46 PM
let's go overboard on the pic threads

now: funny safin moments

funny poses, cheeky looks, "what was he doing there?" ...

http://img111.echo.cx/img111/2799/oops0qo.th.png (http://img111.echo.cx/my.php?image=oops0qo.png) http://img174.echo.cx/img174/8722/thefinger7hp.th.png (http://img174.echo.cx/my.php?image=thefinger7hp.png)

(click to enlarge)

Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:47 PM
Peekaboo!

http://img178.echo.cx/img178/1050/peekaboo4ty.th.png (http://img178.echo.cx/my.php?image=peekaboo4ty.png)

Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:48 PM
yumyum, tasty!

http://membres.lycos.fr/tournoisafin/Tournois2002/RG1.jpg

maratski
10-19-2004, 01:49 PM
:haha:

Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:49 PM
the famous participation in the synchrone nosewhiping competition

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/7339/synchronenosewhiping1ix.png

Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:51 PM
then there was the dancing competition

http://maratsafin.free.fr/Photos/2002/Coupe%20davis/daviscup_2002_ra_08.jpg http://maratsafin.free.fr/Photos/2002/Coupe%20davis/Su%E8de/Suede7.jpg

Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:53 PM
"those shoes sˇˇˇ don't match with your outfit!"

http://membres.lycos.fr/tournoisafin/Tournois2002/RG20.jpg

Aurora
10-19-2004, 01:54 PM
[ok that was lame, got another one]

tiny UFO spotted by Marat Safin

Aurora
10-19-2004, 02:00 PM
the marat and juanqui comedian combo (click to see larger)

http://img114.echo.cx/img114/921/juanquimarat4vf.th.png (http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=juanquimarat4vf.png) http://img114.echo.cx/img114/8295/jcmarat4mc.th.png (http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=jcmarat4mc.png) http://img114.echo.cx/img114/2636/juancarlosmaratactingdumb7ja.th.png (http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=juancarlosmaratactingdumb7ja.png)

Aurora
10-19-2004, 02:01 PM
I had one of Marat and Yevi bumping butts, but that seems to have disappeared. Anyone?

maratski
10-19-2004, 02:02 PM
How about these? ;)

Aurora
10-19-2004, 02:05 PM
:haha: the 4 on a row is hilarious!

WTF was he doing in the fourth? seems like some overdone bad acting from a soap or an Ed Wood movie!

maratski
10-19-2004, 02:07 PM
Marat is SO handsome, but SO unphotogenic :sad:

PennyThePenguin
10-19-2004, 02:07 PM
looks like he's in the wrong sport lilly....looks like he's playing badminton lol

PennyThePenguin
10-19-2004, 02:08 PM
Marat is SO handsome, but SO unphotogenic :sad:
it was an atp conspiracy ilhame!!!! or a wta conspiracy...to make all the atp players look baaaadddd....or maybe it was a radek conspiracy

maratski
10-19-2004, 02:09 PM
The look on his face :lol:

maratski
10-19-2004, 02:15 PM
Scary!

Kiara
10-19-2004, 02:16 PM
ooh good one lilly! this pic cracks me up!

maratski
10-19-2004, 02:20 PM
:haha:

maratski
10-19-2004, 02:23 PM
:lol:

Kiara
10-19-2004, 02:31 PM
:haha: :haha:

Kafel discreetly picking his teeth :lol:

Bibir
10-19-2004, 02:57 PM
I'm a great artist, no?? :o ;)

Bibir
10-19-2004, 03:23 PM
Does Someone want to dance with me?? ;)

Denise
10-19-2004, 03:28 PM
KISS ME!!!!!!!!! :haha:

Aurora
10-19-2004, 03:56 PM
Never seen that pic with his drawing. Not that I'm looking at his artwork :drool:.




Oh dear, I'm all perved up by the other thread :devil: :o

Bibir
10-19-2004, 04:11 PM
Never seen that pic with his drawing. Not that I'm looking at his artwork :drool:.
Oh dear, I'm all perved up by the other thread :devil: :o
:hug:
Platonic Thoughts about Marat are a fight against nature :angel:

Denise
10-19-2004, 11:45 PM
bea, your new avatar it's great!!! where did u take from?! in fact, where were marat in that pic?! ;)

PennyThePenguin
10-20-2004, 01:09 AM
Does Someone want to dance with me?? ;)

ROTRLMAO!!!!!

RogiFan88
10-20-2004, 03:19 AM
I'll take a better look at these pix later... funny funny Marat! I love the guy! One day I shall meet him properly...

RogiFan88
10-20-2004, 03:28 AM
the marat and juanqui comedian combo

just love those two guys together... speaking Spanish, having fun!! I love it! ;)

Aurora
10-20-2004, 08:24 AM
this thread seriously has the best title of all time ever! (:

:o

:angel:

maratski
10-20-2004, 08:41 AM
I'll take a better look at these pix later... funny funny Marat! I love the guy! One day I shall meet him properly...

Hopefully so will I ;)

gabnouwop
10-21-2004, 12:47 AM
lol guys you have post alots of fun pics
here you have a few more, enjoy

Aurora
10-21-2004, 08:10 AM
:lol: He's so adorable clueless on the first pic "don't wear those shorts anymore? why not? WHY?"

Aurora
10-21-2004, 09:07 AM
some classics from AO 02

crying baby
http://membres.lycos.fr/tournoisafin/Tournois2002/AO56.jpg

choirboy singing his heart out
http://membres.lycos.fr/tournoisafin/Tournois2002/AO3.jpg

sudden attack of religiousness
http://membres.lycos.fr/tournoisafin/Tournois2002/AO41.jpg

back to a sinful existence
http://membres.lycos.fr/tournoisafin/Tournois2002/AO65.jpg

PennyThePenguin
10-22-2004, 02:19 AM
mwahahahahahha lilly!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

merle
10-22-2004, 07:43 AM
:haha: :haha: LILLY!!!!!!! :worship:

BelgianWaffle
10-22-2004, 10:17 PM
Never seen that pic with his drawing. Not that I'm looking at his artwork :drool:.
Oh dear, I'm all perved up by the other thread :devil: :o

There is an even better one taken on the same day with his then girlfriend sylvia :o ;)

This thread is great :worship:

|-Safin_Coria-|
10-22-2004, 11:16 PM
:haha: great thread!!

RogiFan88
10-23-2004, 01:02 AM
Marat, you are too funny without even trying to be... he was so sweet and innocent when he won Toronto00 w the Mountie Hat... so cute!!

PennyThePenguin
10-23-2004, 09:51 AM
There is an even better one taken on the same day with his then girlfriend sylvia :o ;)

This thread is great :worship:

oh yes... i remember that pic..... :rolleyes: :angel:

Aurora
10-23-2004, 10:25 AM
I don't. Post it gals, please? :kiss:

BelgianWaffle
10-23-2004, 10:44 AM
I don't. Post it gals, please? :kiss:

I'll look it up for you when I got time ;)

*edits* It's on Safinator; in the "Marat with friends"-gallery 1, on the first row 4th pic ;)

Aurora
10-23-2004, 11:11 AM
you're a sweetie, thanks! :wavey:

Aurora
10-23-2004, 11:13 AM
:speakles: Aaargh, that one. :o I guess I forgot Sylvia was in that pic too, I do hope she never saw tha pic.

User ID 4783
10-23-2004, 12:36 PM
some AO photos... you just have to love this guy :D

Bibir
10-23-2004, 02:10 PM
Totally agree Escada !!! :hug: :kiss:

gabnouwop
10-27-2004, 08:36 PM
the 1st one its so fun, never seen it before
grettings Escada :wavey:

Aurora
03-11-2005, 01:05 PM
no tennis yet, might as well bump this thread up

"no really, nice job with the hippo thing"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/36077124591safin.jpg

"I'm so fragile and wimpy, I get blown away by a bit of wind"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/36077439357safin.jpg

"oooh a ball! floating! what shall I do with it?" :confused:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/36077607455safin.jpg

Aurora
03-11-2005, 01:10 PM
"I know, I looked awful. I shall not go public again with my hair like that. My sincerest, humble apologies to all who I've hurted"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/verryashamed.jpg

"AAAAAAARGH! enough with the whining about the hair!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/36077662865.jpg

"Yes Lleyton I love you too. Can you please keep your dryhumping in the privacy of our room?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/360776940341.jpg

Aurora
03-11-2005, 01:27 PM
"May I introduce my big imaginary friend, a fellow hippo"
http://www.menstennisforums.com/photos/data/507/36077682965.jpg

PennyThePenguin
03-11-2005, 01:36 PM
hanneke!!! u got a day off today? ;)

syd
03-11-2005, 01:57 PM
I see you're as funny as Marat !

PennyThePenguin
03-11-2005, 02:06 PM
I see you're as funny as Marat !


that's why we're marat fans...takes a funny to know a funny ;)

AnnieNik
03-11-2005, 02:17 PM
that's why we're marat fans...takes a funny to know a funny ;)

Can't agree more :) :D

awesome thread! :worship:

Bibir
03-11-2005, 02:18 PM
"May I introduce my big imaginary friend, a fellow hippo"
http://www.menstennisforums.com/photos/data/507/36077682965.jpg
:haha:

Bibir
03-11-2005, 02:27 PM
Due to several common problems, his hippo friend was not able to appear in this pic. :o

http://www.tbwoodcrafts.com/images/hippotoilet.jpg

Nimomunz
03-11-2005, 02:55 PM
:rolls:
too funny!!

Meeek
03-11-2005, 04:20 PM
Due to several common problems, his hippo friend was not able to appear in this pic. :o

http://www.tbwoodcrafts.com/images/hippotoilet.jpg

:haha: :lol:

mer
03-11-2005, 04:45 PM
"Yes Lleyton I love you too. Can you please keep your dryhumping in the privacy of our room?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/swirlingblacklilly/360776940341.jpg

:D :D
You noticed it too?! And I thought it was just my perverse imagination which told me that Lleyton is in love with Marat. How he looked at Marat when they shaked hands and at the ceremony! Oh, and that's why Lleyton behaved himself during the match. ;) ;) ;)

maratski
03-11-2005, 04:55 PM
:haha:

Aurora
03-11-2005, 05:04 PM
:D :D
You noticed it too?! And I thought it was just my perverse imagination which told me that Lleyton is in love with Marat. How he looked at Marat when they shaked hands and at the ceremony! Oh, and that's why Lleyton behaved himself during the match. ;) ;) ;)I've noticed Lleyton often looks very "sympathetic" when shaking hands and stuff, he also seems quite a physical guy, so I don't think it's Marat-particular.
Now I could go looking for pics with other players, but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/photos/data/507/360776937901.jpg

mer
03-11-2005, 05:16 PM
I've noticed Lleyton often looks very "sympathetic" when shaking hands and stuff, he also seems quite a physical guy, so I don't think it's Marat-particular.
Now I could go looking for pics with other players, but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.



Oh, you've broken my heart...

:p

Aurora
03-11-2005, 05:18 PM
;) I didn't mean to, it's just a quote from "Gone with the wind" I like to use - hence the italics. Not that I've managed to see that film yet, I'm putting it off 'cause I want to read the book.

Bibir
03-11-2005, 05:42 PM
I've noticed Lleyton often looks very "sympathetic" when shaking hands and stuff, he also seems quite a physical guy, so I don't think it's Marat-particular.
Now I could go looking for pics with other players, but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

I noticed that too...And no need to look for pics with other players lilly ;) ...I can tell that Lleyton looks sympathetic with other TOP players too.

....No, he's not in love with Marat...ouf! ...Or he's in love with the others too....well..who knows? :confused:

mer
03-11-2005, 05:54 PM
I noticed that too...And no need to look for pics with other players lilly ;) ...I can tell that Lleyton looks sympathetic with other TOP players too.

....No, he's not in love with Marat...ouf! ...Or he's in love with the others too....well..who knows? :confused:

What a pity! And I was going to start a new thread already "Marat and Lleyton love affair". Silly me!
:lol:

Bibir
03-11-2005, 06:09 PM
But you can start instead a new thread "Marat and Roger' love affair" http://smileyonline.free.fr/images/gif/amour/vignette/thumbnails/1036947343_gif.gif

http://www.safinator.com/houston304/51770363.jpg

maratski
03-11-2005, 06:10 PM
I wonder who loves who more. Marat and Rogi REALLY like each other :tape:

BelgianWaffle
03-11-2005, 06:12 PM
lol @ this thread

Going american, Ilhame ;)

maratski
03-11-2005, 06:23 PM
Marat American, Ilhame American, Marat in Russia, Ilhame in Russia, Marat married, Ilhame married ;)

BelgianWaffle
03-11-2005, 06:24 PM
:lol:

Carolinita
03-11-2005, 08:40 PM
Lleyton: Oh Marat.....You're amazing...and already I can't contain any more my feelings..
Marat: oh no..don't f*ck me again...

http://www.menstennisforums.com/photos/data/507/360776937901.jpg

adele
03-11-2005, 08:43 PM
OMG... :haha: :haha:
I laughed so much when I read this thread,
that my stomach hurts....
Thanks gals..... :worship:

blamethebloom
03-12-2005, 12:29 AM
Hey guys!!!! :wavey:
I don't really get the hippo jokes. Is that about the hippo story he was telling in an interview?!?!?!

Thanks

sexysafin
03-12-2005, 06:03 AM
oh my god! i love these photos, and i know they're in other threads but they are too funny!!!!!!! :rolls: :haha:

Curls
03-12-2005, 01:26 PM
you guys crack me up .... Marat & Lleyton ....oh no, he deserves someone much better lookin' ... Jan-Michael Gambill maybe??

oh yeah, can someone explain the hippo (in 25 words or less!!) ... hey, I'm new 'round here

RogiFan88
03-13-2005, 02:20 AM
Marat American, Ilhame American, Marat in Russia, Ilhame in Russia, Marat married, Ilhame married ;)

;)

jmgsdoubsprtnr
03-13-2005, 03:46 AM
you guys crack me up .... Marat & Lleyton ....oh no, he deserves someone much better lookin' ... Jan-Michael Gambill maybe??
Marat likes to be the prettier one in his relationships ;)

haha, those dorky pics are my favorite! (notice the avatar!!) :hearts:

drf716
03-14-2005, 05:24 AM
laughing still

girL_
03-14-2005, 02:49 PM
oh yes, I've noticed that Marat & Rogi always look VERY sympathetic to each other... it looks soooo cute! esp in that pic you posted;) lol if they had a affair I wouldn't mind - they make up a wonderful couple :P lol lol lol

AnnieNik
03-16-2005, 10:22 AM
you guys crack me up .... Marat & Lleyton ....oh no, he deserves someone much better lookin' ... Jan-Michael Gambill maybe??

oh yeah, can someone explain the hippo (in 25 words or less!!) ... hey, I'm new 'round here

Hi :)

here comes the famous hippo-story:

"Q. Kind of playing off Tom's question of how are you different from when you won here in 2000? When you're here in 2002 you seemed to be fighting yourself a lot. It didn't seem like there was as much of that today. You seemed a lot more playing within yourself. Where are you in relation to where you were then?

A. I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and said, listen, I'm not a hippo. So, he paint himself like a zebra. He said but he's still a hippo. He said but look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you are a hippo. So then he goes, you know, like I want be a little parrot. So, he put the colours on him and he comes to the monkey and said but, sorry, you are a hippo. So, in the end, you know, he comes and said I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am. So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo.

Q. I hadn't heard that story.
A. So now you know the story. I'm happy the way I am. That's me. That's my tennis. I'm not fighting anything and I'm just trying to play and I'm trying to have fun. Sometimes I have ups, sometimes I have downs. But I'm trying, you know, to make my life easier and enjoy it and it's a difficult job. You have to also understand it's not every day, you know, it's a great time and it's sunny and you play great tennis. You have difficult times. For example, today this loss, you know, it's like you run, you run for two hours and then in the end you lose. So, it's not so difficult and it really like makes you think, you know, like, what I have to improve and how to improve and if you five losses in a row, it's also difficult."

Hope it helped ;)

Annie

Curls
03-16-2005, 11:00 AM
:lol:

what had he been smoking?? :confused:

Thanks Annie :wavey: ... now I understand all the hippo lingo.

AnnieNik
03-16-2005, 11:41 AM
:lol:

what had he been smoking?? :confused:

Thanks Annie :wavey: ... now I understand all the hippo lingo.

Welcome ;) :wavey:

blamethebloom
03-17-2005, 07:06 PM
Hi :)

here comes the famous hippo-story:

"Q. Kind of playing off Tom's question of how are you different from when you won here in 2000? When you're here in 2002 you seemed to be fighting yourself a lot. It didn't seem like there was as much of that today. You seemed a lot more playing within yourself. Where are you in relation to where you were then?

A. I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and said, listen, I'm not a hippo. So, he paint himself like a zebra. He said but he's still a hippo. He said but look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you are a hippo. So then he goes, you know, like I want be a little parrot. So, he put the colours on him and he comes to the monkey and said but, sorry, you are a hippo. So, in the end, you know, he comes and said I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am. So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo.

Q. I hadn't heard that story.
A. So now you know the story. I'm happy the way I am. That's me. That's my tennis. I'm not fighting anything and I'm just trying to play and I'm trying to have fun. Sometimes I have ups, sometimes I have downs. But I'm trying, you know, to make my life easier and enjoy it and it's a difficult job. You have to also understand it's not every day, you know, it's a great time and it's sunny and you play great tennis. You have difficult times. For example, today this loss, you know, it's like you run, you run for two hours and then in the end you lose. So, it's not so difficult and it really like makes you think, you know, like, what I have to improve and how to improve and if you five losses in a row, it's also difficult."

Hope it helped ;)

Annie


Thank you Annie! :)
Marat is hilarious. I can just imagine him telling that story, lol.

NINA_BCN
03-17-2005, 07:41 PM
Hi :)

here comes the famous hippo-story:

"Q. Kind of playing off Tom's question of how are you different from when you won here in 2000? When you're here in 2002 you seemed to be fighting yourself a lot. It didn't seem like there was as much of that today. You seemed a lot more playing within yourself. Where are you in relation to where you were then?

A. I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and said, listen, I'm not a hippo. So, he paint himself like a zebra. He said but he's still a hippo. He said but look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you are a hippo. So then he goes, you know, like I want be a little parrot. So, he put the colours on him and he comes to the monkey and said but, sorry, you are a hippo. So, in the end, you know, he comes and said I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am. So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo.

Q. I hadn't heard that story.
A. So now you know the story. I'm happy the way I am. That's me. That's my tennis. I'm not fighting anything and I'm just trying to play and I'm trying to have fun. Sometimes I have ups, sometimes I have downs. But I'm trying, you know, to make my life easier and enjoy it and it's a difficult job. You have to also understand it's not every day, you know, it's a great time and it's sunny and you play great tennis. You have difficult times. For example, today this loss, you know, it's like you run, you run for two hours and then in the end you lose. So, it's not so difficult and it really like makes you think, you know, like, what I have to improve and how to improve and if you five losses in a row, it's also difficult."

Hope it helped ;)

Annie



Thank you Annie!!! ;)

AnnieNik
04-22-2005, 08:00 PM
something to cheer you up, safinholics :)

Marat, haven't you seen the net? ;)

Aurora
04-23-2005, 07:52 AM
let's all remind ourselves how fun clay can be

http://img129.echo.cx/img129/6582/on1hand4ww.png

http://img158.echo.cx/img158/7354/goddamnrochus1oc.png

http://img111.echo.cx/img111/3074/onthegravel0ib.png

http://img178.echo.cx/img178/3335/rg29us.th.png (http://img178.echo.cx/my.php?image=rg29us.png)
anyone's got this one bigger?

Meeek
04-23-2005, 09:21 AM
http://img178.echo.cx/img178/3335/rg29us.th.png (http://img178.echo.cx/my.php?image=rg29us.png)
anyone's got this one bigger?

Gee...I actually just stumbled across that picture:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y69/meeeq/safin_am_boden.jpg

MissFairy
04-23-2005, 05:42 PM
I thought i'd just share this avvy i made, because well, I'm not going to actually use it :)

BelgianWaffle
04-23-2005, 06:27 PM
:lol: sarah

oh the hair.. how I'd like to cut it *reminds self* Better times will come :tape:

MissFairy
04-23-2005, 06:33 PM
i would gladly help you cut the nest on his head :p

they will come, they will :bounce:

Curls
04-24-2005, 12:11 PM
I thought i'd just share this avvy i made, because well, I'm not going to actually use it :)
:haha:

it's sounds soooo awful, yet, he's just too bloody cute!!

MissFairy
04-24-2005, 12:14 PM
ooo i was meant to say, anyone feel free to use it, i don't want it to go to waste :)

JuanChuffy007
04-24-2005, 05:28 PM
I thought i'd just share this avvy i made, because well, I'm not going to actually use it :)

:haha:

Curls
05-02-2005, 07:36 AM
This is from waaayyyyy back in Jan 2004 ... so if it's already been posted ... sorry ... but I found it today & it made me laugh my dacks off! (it's from a BBC caption competition)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/SafinsCurls/_39781401_safin203.jpg

SAY WHAT YOU SEE

Renowned blues trumpeter Blind Marat Safin falls victim to a cruel practical joke :lol:

Marat Safin beats Tim Henman for the title of 'biggest choker in tennis'. :bigclap:

Safin eats Agassi - and his racket - for breakfast.

Safin regrets making the boast if I beat Agassi and Roddick I'll eat my racket.

'Mmm...it tastes of blueberry...'

I used to do this with a knife, but boy did that hurt!!

After shaking hands, Todd lost his temper with Marat and stuffed his racket in his mouth

Giant lollipop stunt goes spectacularly wrong

It would look even more clever if we could see the unicycle he is also riding, as Safin balances the Racket on his chin. Smart A***!

The tennis was so boring Marat resorted to magic tricks to entertain the crowd.

Marat is practicing a possible career move when his tennis days are over - sword swallowing.

Feng Shui had never been Safin's strongest subject.

Calm down Marat YOU can afford ú3,000 to send your children to university if you want.

Safin eats, drinks and seemingly breathes tennis.

You start eating a lolly from the other end Marat!

No wonder he plays well with a tongue like that! :haha:

Safin attempts to suffocate himself with his racket after finding out the identity of his quarter-final opponent. :lol:

Safin discovers the hard way that air-trumpets aren't cool in the West.

Safin's secret weapon: Blow darts!

Food shortages in the former Soviet Union force Russian athletes to eat their sports equipment

Safin regrets boasting that "If I don't win in straight sets, I'll eat my racket."

So good he doesn't need his hands! :haha:

An emotional Safin felt a lump in his throat as he served for match point. :lol:

Most people prentended that their racket was a guitar, but Safin had to be different with his flute

Defeat is hard to swallow but this is a lot worse.

Marat was also an expert bubble-blower!

Russian Soft drinks racket exposed.

mer
05-02-2005, 07:45 AM
:lol:

thank you, Pam!

I wish I knew Marat's own explanation