01-09-2012, 10:55 PM
TOKYO — Kim Jong Eun, according to propaganda described in a recent Chinese magazine article, learned to drive at age 3. By 8, he could safely maneuver dirt roads at 75 mph. As a teenager, he mastered four foreign languages. He is now learning three more.
01-09-2012, 10:59 PM
Seems like a completely useless achievement for a North Korean, given that there are two classes of people: the 99.999999% that don't have a car and the 0.000001% that are chauffeur-driven.
01-09-2012, 11:02 PM
Considering all what his father has achieved, he's pretty much an underachiever.
01-09-2012, 11:24 PM
His name is Kim Jong Un and how dare anyone slander the Great Successor. Everything you hear is true.
01-09-2012, 11:44 PM
The Great Successor :worship:
01-10-2012, 12:09 AM
North Korea trying to 1 up me after I revealed my pen license achievement in Mr MTF.
01-10-2012, 11:47 AM
Sounds pretty useless to me - surprised he wasn't born with the knowledge immediately.
01-11-2012, 12:22 AM
I heard he's also a brilliant military mind - a general already without ever being in the military :eek::yeah:
01-11-2012, 02:10 AM
They are a superior family. Crazy good genes.
01-11-2012, 06:54 AM
Can't wait until he goes his first golf round! Just look at what his father did:
According to his biography, he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied with his performance, he reportedly immediately declared his retirement from the sport.
Even 2 hole-in ones in the same round is like a 67 million to one odds. He made 11 in the same round and was so awesome he retired. Seems legit.
But he was also 5ft 2in (157cm) tall so maybe, just maybe, the male side of the Kim Jong family is overcompensating for something :)
GOAT = Fed
01-11-2012, 11:17 AM
Thb he rEtired immediately and hence now is chaffeur driven.