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Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 11:56 AM
There ARE books how to do that!
My hands are shaking...I know what I want for Xmass...

I'll send you a copy. Come on msn, give me your address. Do you want it in English or German? No Czech version here.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 11:56 AM
Since I'm bankrupt, I need to pay only in nature :(

I'm sure policemen dont mind

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 11:57 AM
Isn't that what you said? :scratch:

I say lots of things!

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 11:57 AM
and how are you feeling today?

I was playing football and it wasn't good, I need some drugs to get out of it..

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 11:57 AM
You can give it to me after as a wedding present.

:D

As a wedding present??? :haha: She'll just want divorce!

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 11:57 AM
My thighs have never looked better and my ass...let's not talk about it. It's still as flat as it used to be. :( Unfortunately I don't get paid that well at McDonald's so I can't afford ass implants.

really? do you work out?

show us some pics!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 11:57 AM
and Gulzhan's name is becoming famous

I think she doesn't like it.... She isn't posting :scared:

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 11:58 AM
really? do you work out?

show us some pics!

I work out twice a week.

I don't have any pics to show you, sorry.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 11:58 AM
Since I'm bankrupt, I need to pay only in nature :(

Lucky for you, you are quite rich in nature it would seem.

:p

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 11:59 AM
So you're not into female atheists?

Nope.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 11:59 AM
Hey it's you!

I saw you at the pub the other night drinking beer like a girl!

:eek:

And? You mean with a quill? I do that all the time

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 11:59 AM
I was playing football and it wasn't good, I need some drugs to get out of it..

for flu? forget it

you need just a little rest

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 11:59 AM
eyes, I dont know but I'm sure you can do it with your moaning voice

I could sit on your knees, close my eyes, put my head on my arm, blissfully smile and start talking about how I'm licking you all over at this moment, in my mind.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:00 PM
I was playing football and it wasn't good, I need some drugs to get out of it..

Stay away from the drugs!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:00 PM
I say lots of things!

:rolleyes:
do not expect me to get you

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:00 PM
As a wedding present??? :haha: She'll just want divorce!

She will be so lucky to have me, that she will accept whatever I do.

:angel:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:00 PM
You can give it to me after as a wedding present.

:D

We are going to get married or what?

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:01 PM
I'll send you a copy. Come on msn, give me your address. Do you want it in English or German? No Czech version here.

Doesn't matter!
Copy for me the important pages, how to ask a girl atc.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:01 PM
for flu? forget it

you need just a little rest

He wants to get on drugs and needs a lame excuse.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:02 PM
I work out twice a week.

I don't have any pics to show you, sorry.

Hrmmmm... twice a week is OK.

But more would be better for your body, and give you better stamina in bed.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:02 PM
I could sit on your knees, close my eyes, put my head on my arm, blissfully smile and start talking about how I'm licking you all over at this moment, in my mind.

I'd love to hear that talk

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:02 PM
:rolleyes:
do not expect me to get you

I don't.

:p

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:02 PM
for flu? forget it

you need just a little rest

rest from what?

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:02 PM
We are going to get married or what?

Hey young boy. You have to divorce me first if you want to marry him.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:03 PM
Stay away from the drugs!

Mom, is that you?
Of course I will, of course!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:03 PM
She will be so lucky to have me, that she will accept whatever I do.

:angel:

I'd put myself under way too much pressure if I was married to you. I'd think I smell really bad all the time, I'd feel fat and uglier than I would be. :bigcry:

The girl must be Supergirl... or at least love her boobs.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:03 PM
We are going to get married or what?

Not you and me.

We are brothers.

Brothers cannot marry.

Yet.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:03 PM
rest from what?

rest from daily activities, like playing football or having sex in the school toilets

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:03 PM
I swear I have no clue about who is divorcing whom in this thread at the moment :lol:

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:04 PM
Doesn't matter!
Copy for me the important pages, how to ask a girl atc.

Ok :lol:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:05 PM
Hey young boy. You have to divorce me first if you want to marry him.

We ARE married?

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:05 PM
Hrmmmm... twice a week is OK.

But more would be better for your body, and give you better stamina in bed.

I don't need to work out more to get a better stamina in bed. My lovers already complain about me wanting too much from them. Perhaps it's them who need to work out more.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:05 PM
I'd love to hear that talk

I'll tell you on MSN, hmm?

Or better not, it wouldnt have enough effect :awww:

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:05 PM
I swear I have no clue about who is divorcing whom in this thread at the moment :lol:

Besides that I'm having an affair with jeeeesh

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:05 PM
Not you and me.

We are brothers.

Brothers cannot marry.

Yet.

Where is my jacket, brother?

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:06 PM
Nicole, do you have a belly button ring?

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:06 PM
We ARE married?

Yeah, we are married. Have you been doing drugs again, honey? :awww: You're always so forgetful when you are on LSD.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:06 PM
I'd put myself under way too much pressure if I was married to you. I'd think I smell really bad all the time, I'd feel fat and uglier than I would be. :bigcry:

The girl must be Supergirl... or at least love her boobs.

Well, any time my wife feels insecure, I'll be sure to open up the hotline to god.

Doesn't have to be Super or have big boobs, not all girls look good with big boobs, it depends on the girl's figure.

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:07 PM
Nicole, do you have a belly button ring?

No, I had one a few years ago though.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:07 PM
Mom, is that you?
Of course I will, of course!

Happy birthday to your mom!

What does she want?

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:07 PM
I'll tell you on MSN, hmm?

Or better not, it wouldnt have enough effect :awww:

or save it for some other time, when you feel lonely and such

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:07 PM
rest from daily activities, like playing football or having sex in the school toilets

I don't play football,I only pretend to do...and that sex..I still haven't got the book so I don't know how to find sb. to do that with me...I am not going to school coz that..

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:07 PM
Besides that I'm having an affair with jeeeesh

But it only can end as affair. Somewhat fatal attraction :p

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:08 PM
Well, any time my wife feels insecure, I'll be sure to open up the hotline to god.

Doesn't have to be Super or have big boobs, not all girls look good with big boobs, it depends on the girl's figure.

How does god help? ;)

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:08 PM
I don't need to work out more to get a better stamina in bed. My lovers already complain about me wanting too much from them. Perhaps it's them who need to work out more.

You are obviously dating losers, don't sell yourself short!

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:08 PM
Ok :lol:

I am not kidding!
I need some advices for tomorrow! I need it baaaaaaad

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Well, any time my wife feels insecure, I'll be sure to open up the hotline to god.

Doesn't have to be Super or have big boobs, not all girls look good with big boobs, it depends on the girl's figure.
I look good with my boobs for that matter :)

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Where is my jacket, brother?

I need your address and size, or it can't be delivered!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:09 PM
No, I had one a few years ago though.

How painful is it? I'm thinking of getting it done on Friday :scared:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:10 PM
or save it for some other time, when you feel lonely and such
I told Seńor Viola to jerk off, I feel lonely now :awww:

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:10 PM
You are obviously dating losers, don't sell yourself short!

I always choose my guys wisely so none of them are losers.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:10 PM
I look good with my boobs for that matter :)


Hell yeah :drool:
I wonder if I do!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:10 PM
I don't play football,I only pretend to do...and that sex..I still haven't got the book so I don't know how to find sb. to do that with me...I am not going to school coz that..

you want advice to hook some chick????

start buying a cK Eternity parfume ;)

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:11 PM
How painful is it? I'm thinking of getting it done on Friday :scared:

My cousin is doing it for some small money in her dorm, she's successful in it ;) She says if a person has got the technique, it doesn't hurt almost at all.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:11 PM
How does god help? ;)

Well, if she's hungry God can give her something to eat, if she's thirsty then God can give her something to drink, and if she needs advice, well...

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:11 PM
Yeah, we are married. Have you been doing drugs again, honey? :awww: You're always so forgetful when you are on LSD.

Thats why I tattoo the important things on my body like in MEMENTO (movie :rolleyes: )!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:11 PM
I told Seńor Viola to jerk off, I feel lonely now :awww:

:awww:

why and when?

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:11 PM
I look good with my boobs for that matter :)

I have seen from your photos.

;)

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:12 PM
Hell yeah :drool:
I wonder if I do!

They look okay :yeah: They are quite big, IMO :tape:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:12 PM
Happy birthday to your mom!

What does she want?

Fine, I will tell ...In case I will see her..

I don't know, son like Dr.Stangelove?

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:12 PM
Well, if she's hungry God can give her something to eat, if she's thirsty then God can give her something to drink, and if she needs advice, well...

Sounds good...

so tell me about the advice. We can arrange a meeting if it's what I look for ;)

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:13 PM
I always choose my guys wisely so none of them are losers.

Yer buy guys are like cyclists.

You want one that can go for the whole 3 weeks of the Tour, not a one-day specialist.

;)

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:13 PM
I need your address and size, or it can't be delivered!

Now I am pretending that I sent you a PM with that!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:13 PM
I have seen from your photos.

;)

:unsure:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:13 PM
:awww:

why and when?
Last night... before I even managed to ask him about Sibelius for Santi :lol:

I bet he's the type of guy who won't cry that much.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:14 PM
Yer buy guys are like cyclists.

You want one that can go for the whole 3 weeks of the Tour, not a one-day specialist.

;)
I'd rather had Rasmussen than Petacchi, for that matter ;)

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
They look okay :yeah: They are quite big, IMO :tape:
Thanks hun, I love big boobies, especially yours.
They're not that big, I'm a 34C...
What size are you? Somehow people think my boobs often look fake... which is really disappointing to hear because they're real. I wonder how on earth they look fake... :sad:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
:unsure:

The MTF posted photos, he means.

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
How painful is it? I'm thinking of getting it done on Friday :scared:

It's not that painful...I hardly felt it. It was hurting a lot for a few days after getting it done though especially when the waistband of my pants was touching the piercing.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
Thats why I tattoo the important things on my body like in MEMENTO (movie :rolleyes: )!

I have 2 more gambling movies you have to see!

Casino - American film with Robert De Niro, not bad

Intacto - Europen film, probably the best gambling movie ever!

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
Fine, I will tell ...In case I will see her..

I don't know, son like Dr.Stangelove?

But I can't give her that!

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
you want advice to hook some chick????

start buying a cK Eternity parfume ;)

noticed....women's parfume?

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:15 PM
I'd rather had Rasmussen than Petacchi, for that matter ;)

but Petacchi can have 3-4 straight wins

and he comes rising his hands

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:16 PM
It's not that painful...I hardly felt it. It was hurting a lot for a few days after getting it done though especially when the waistband of my pants was touching the piercing.

Ouch :sad: Paul's sister told me it'd be really painful but maybe it's because she's quite slim :/ ...

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:16 PM
Thats why I tattoo the important things on my body like in MEMENTO (movie :rolleyes: )!

Show me your tattoos. Where are they anyway? On your hairy bum?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:16 PM
Thanks hun, I love big boobies, especially yours.
They're not that big, I'm a 34C...
What size are you? Somehow people think my boobs often look fake... which is really disappointing to hear because they're real. I wonder how on earth they look fake... :sad:I think you have different sizes out there... well I have D according to numbers here... but at times I should wear E :tape:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:17 PM
noticed....women's parfume?

no dude, male's parfume

for you

has success, believe me

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:17 PM
Now I am pretending that I sent you a PM with that!

Hey fuck you!

I am the nicest guy you ever met! Nobody else would do this for you, and you treat it like a joke!

:mad:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:18 PM
Sounds good...

so tell me about the advice. We can arrange a meeting if it's what I look for ;)

what do you need advice on?

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:18 PM
I think you have different sizes out there... well I have D according to numbers here... but at times I should wear E :tape:

D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect :drool: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:18 PM
no dude, male's parfume

for you

has success, believe me

Hahahahahahaha.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:18 PM
I think you have different sizes out there... well I have D according to numbers here... but at times I should wear E :tape:

here we use numbers for boob sizes

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:19 PM
I'd rather had Rasmussen than Petacchi, for that matter ;)

He will climb all night long!

;)

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:19 PM
D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect :drool: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I want you to rub my nipples now ;)

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:19 PM
what do you need advice on?

How to keep a guy interested in me.
How to make sure he won't get tired of me one day...

:p

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:19 PM
here we use numbers for boob sizes

Here too at times, this would make 4,5 for me.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:20 PM
He will climb all night long!

;)

At least won't finish too fast :ras:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:20 PM
no dude, male's parfume

for you

has success, believe me

parfuum is for girls!

whenver I go out, I go straight from a 50km bike ride to the club, change into my jeans and t-shirt in the carpark!

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:20 PM
Ouch :sad: Paul's sister told me it'd be really painful but maybe it's because she's quite slim :/ ...

When someone is really thin the piercing can sometimes go too deep.
My cousin got one done last month and she has had nothing but trouble with it because they didn't work properly at the studio where she got it done.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:21 PM
I want you to rub my nipples now ;)


Mmmmm can I also lick them and softly bite them? I promise it won't hurt... :inlove:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:21 PM
I have 2 more gambling movies you have to see!

Casino - American film with Robert De Niro, not bad

Intacto - Europen film, probably the best gambling movie ever!

I've seen Casino of course, I've seen every DeNiro's moviez

Infacto? NOTICED...but I still love to have Amir's dream!
Did you bet yesterday? Bilan funny! But under!

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:21 PM
here we use numbers for boob sizes

In Australia we use a more hands-on approach.

I am actually a certified licensed Breast Inspector. :hatoff:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:22 PM
Here too at times, this would make 4,5 for me.

hmmm, let's say 5 :rolleyes:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:22 PM
But I can't give her that!

Thats OKi!

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:22 PM
How to keep a guy interested in me.
How to make sure he won't get tired of me one day...

:p

come jump on the phone, but don't be surprised it you get that waiting room music before any action!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:22 PM
When someone is really thin the piercing can sometimes go too deep.
My cousin got one done last month and she has had nothing but trouble with it because they didn't work properly at the studio where she got it done.

I guess I need to find a good studio. Thank god I have a belly, so I hope it won't hurt as much.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:23 PM
Show me your tattoos. Where are they anyway? On your hairy bum?

Hairy what? not so hairy like yours!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:23 PM
Mmmmm can I also lick them and softly bite them? I promise it won't hurt... :inlove:

I was too ashamed to dare ask you for it, but in fact it's my dream :hearts: Then I will turn into Breast Inspector (not as good as Jim sadly) and will check out if yours are not fake for real.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:23 PM
At least won't finish too fast :ras:

Track cyclists, now those guys are fast!!!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:23 PM
parfuum is for girls!

whenver I go out, I go straight from a 50km bike ride to the club, change into my jeans and t-shirt in the carpark!

arent you the guy that hasnt got laid yet?

:rolleyes:

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:23 PM
I think you have different sizes out there... well I have D according to numbers here... but at times I should wear E :tape:

My cousin wears E too and it's so hard for her to find a nice bra in her size which really disappoints her.

I'm happy with my C cups...:lol:.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:24 PM
come jump on the phone, but don't be surprised it you get that waiting room music before any action!

Really funny. Stop with those retarded hotline advertisements. How much is it per minute anyway?
Are you still able to feed me after all desperate christs?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:24 PM
hmmm, let's say 5 :rolleyes:

Okay you touched them, you know them better than I do :p

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:24 PM
I've seen Casino of course, I've seen every DeNiro's moviez

Infacto? NOTICED...but I still love to have Amir's dream!
Did you bet yesterday? Bilan funny! But under!

I bet Arsenal-Porto draw, rumours it was a fixed game.

Send me the address and size.

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:25 PM
I guess I need to find a good studio. Thank god I have a belly, so I hope it won't hurt as much.

Just make sure that it looks clean there. The person who got mine done was a doctor so I could be sure that he would do it properly.

Hairy what? not so hairy like yours!

I don't have a hairy ass. :(

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:25 PM
Thats OKi!

But I don't want to let you down!

We are brothers, so she is my mother too!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:25 PM
Mmmmm can I also lick them and softly bite them? I promise it won't hurt... :inlove:

:drool:

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:25 PM
I was too ashamed to dare ask you for it, but in fact it's my dream :hearts: Then I will turn into Breast Inspector (not as good as Jim sadly) and will check out if yours are not fake for real.

They're real... they're soft and all :p

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:26 PM
no dude, male's parfume

for you

has success, believe me

I don't wanna smell like a gay!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:26 PM
My cousin wears E too and it's so hard for her to find a nice bra in her size which really disappoints her.

I'm happy with my C cups...:lol:.
I have no problems with getting a good bra, I have a problem with getting a black short elegant dress... or dresses in general, but I'd love to have this one especially.

Seńor Viola promised to find me one :awww: But I don't know if it's still actual minding I was too rude to him last night.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:26 PM
I think it's supercute how jeeeesh always says 'OKi'

That's all

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:27 PM
I bet Arsenal-Porto draw, rumours it was a fixed game.

.

that was clear as water

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:27 PM
parfuum is for girls!


Guys who wear perfume are sexy. Declaration by Cartier is my most favorite men's perfume.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:27 PM
arent you the guy that hasnt got laid yet?

:rolleyes:

Yes!

But it's all a part of the plan!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:27 PM
Okay you touched them, you know them better than I do :p

did I? :unsure:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:27 PM
Really funny. Stop with those retarded hotline advertisements. How much is it per minute anyway?
Are you still able to feed me after all desperate christs?

I do not have answers to all these questions!

Only God does.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:28 PM
They're real... they're soft and all :p

I want to squeeze them to check HOW soft they are ;)

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:28 PM
I don't wanna smell like a gay!

ok, keep jerking off day by day

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:29 PM
I don't wanna smell like a gay!

This works for Adee-gay!!!

He gets ALL the girls!

:eek:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:29 PM
did I? :unsure:

Yes.... you did. your hand wandered just between them :p

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:29 PM
Just make sure that it looks clean there. The person who got mine done was a doctor so I could be sure that he would do it properly.



I don't have a hairy ass. :(

Where do those docs work? Do they pierce in their Praxis (lol) oder gibt es Aerzte in Piercing Studios?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:30 PM
This works for Adee-gay!!!

He gets ALL the girls!

:eek:

Except of me for instance.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:30 PM
that was clear as water

Clear as Agassi's urine test!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:30 PM
Borat will come at the cinemas here, finally

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:30 PM
I have no problems with getting a good bra, I have a problem with getting a black short elegant dress... or dresses in general, but I'd love to have this one especially.

Seńor Viola promised to find me one :awww: But I don't know if it's still actual minding I was too rude to him last night.

Why were you rude to him? :awww:

I always have problems to find nice shoes in my size because it's always sold out. The whole entire city seems to have the same size like me. :sad:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:30 PM
Guys who wear perfume are sexy. Declaration by Cartier is my most favorite men's perfume.

but guys who wear this are not real guys!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:31 PM
I do not have answers to all these questions!

Only God does.

That's like paying for the god chat :lol:


OMG I just remember how jesus and I went to chat to god...
Jeeeesh's question:
Do you have webcam?


:haha: I thought it's hilarious

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:32 PM
Except of me for instance.

You had an affair with Adee-gay too? :eek:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:32 PM
Hey fuck you!

I am the nicest guy you ever met! Nobody else would do this for you, and you treat it like a joke!

:mad:

Easy, easy..of course you are, of course you are!
Foda-se man, my roomie will do a ball, of course it will be named after you, if possible, at least you will be mentioned as the biggest sponsor or st. it will be next year, so if betting goes nice...

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:32 PM
Yes.... you did. your hand wandered just between them :p

http://www.ateaseweb.com/mb/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif

somehow I forgot :rolleyes:

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:32 PM
I want to squeeze them to check HOW soft they are ;)

Goooo for it, honey..
wow... ich bin ganz wuschig :p :aplot:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:33 PM
parfuum is for girls!

whenver I go out, I go straight from a 50km bike ride to the club, change into my jeans and t-shirt in the carpark!

And the way back?

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:33 PM
Where do those docs work? Do they pierce in their Praxis (lol) oder gibt es Aerzte in Piercing Studios?

Well, I got mine done at the hospital. :lol: I don't know if there also doctors that work at piercing studies.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:33 PM
but guys who wear this are not real guys!

If they manage to bang girls like Nicole I guess they are

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:34 PM
Why were you rude to him? :awww:

I always have problems to find nice shoes in my size because it's always sold out. The whole entire city seems to have the same size like me. :sad:

He was sending me dirty texts. REALLY dirty. Well, I kept texting back but he wrote he wanted to have it in real life with me soon and I told him to just stop dreaming.

That's a general thought of what happened.

I can't buy shoes either :retard:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:34 PM
Easy, easy..of course you are, of course you are!
Foda-se man, my roomie will do a ball, of course it will be named after you, if possible, at least you will be mentioned as the biggest sponsor or st. it will be next year, so if betting goes nice...

Thank you brother!

I am honoured :angel:.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:34 PM
Well, I got mine done at the hospital. :lol: I don't know if there also doctors that work at piercing studies.

Danke :hug:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:35 PM
You had an affair with Adee-gay too? :eek:

NEVER! :scared:

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:35 PM
but guys who wear this are not real guys!

I can tell you that they are real guys. They have everything that a real guy needs to have. :p

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:35 PM
I bet Arsenal-Porto draw, rumours it was a fixed game.

Send me the address and size.

Fix like everyone knows, except me!!!!
Fuck I listend to Psychogaucho under in ManU Spiel!
Of course I looked like an idiot whole night!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:36 PM
He was sending me dirty texts. REALLY dirty. Well, I kept texting back but he wrote he wanted to have it in real life with me soon and I told him to just stop dreaming.

That's a general thought of what happened.

I can't buy shoes either :retard:

wow, that was rude

never thought that viola players could do that, they look so quiet with the viola and that stick, i feel pity for them sometimes doing hour after hour the same identical movements

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:36 PM
If they manage to bang girls like Nicole I guess they are

Right.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:36 PM
I don't have a hairy ass. :(
Fine...Who says you have?

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:36 PM
And the way back?

stay at friend's place

then run back the next morning to get the bike!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:37 PM
http://www.ateaseweb.com/mb/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif

somehow I forgot :rolleyes:

I got an impression you were kind of scared of touching them more :p On the 5th date everything will be allowed, FYI ;)

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:37 PM
If they manage to bang girls like Nicole I guess they are

define a girl like Nicole -

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:37 PM
http://www.ateaseweb.com/mb/style_emoticons/default/doh.gif

somehow I forgot :rolleyes:

How can you forget a Hot Dog? :eek:

:drool:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:37 PM
I got an impression you were kind of scared of touching them more :p On the 5th date everything will be allowed, FYI ;)

more confused than scared I must say

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:38 PM
But I don't want to let you down!

We are brothers, so she is my mother too!

Fine!

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:38 PM
He was sending me dirty texts. REALLY dirty. Well, I kept texting back but he wrote he wanted to have it in real life with me soon and I told him to just stop dreaming.

That's a general thought of what happened.

I can't buy shoes either :retard:

I'm sure that the texts weren't as dirty as the ones that I receive from my smurf every once in a while. *cough* But you are doing it right. Just keep on playing hard to get and if he loses his interest after a while then he was just looking for a quick lay. :p

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:38 PM
I can tell you that they are real guys. They have everything that a real guy needs to have. :p

Either that, or you are delusional!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:39 PM
define a girl like Nicole -

Sexy but not easy

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:39 PM
Fix like everyone knows, except me!!!!
Fuck I listend to Psychogaucho under in ManU Spiel!
Of course I looked like an idiot whole night!

This game would have gone under, except if Benfica scored an early goal and Man U had to chase!

What happened?

Benfica got an early goal.

:lol:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:39 PM
wow, that was rude

never thought that viola players could do that, they look so quiet with the viola and that stick, i feel pity for them sometimes doing hour after hour the same identical movements

After the concerts viola players are identical like the rock'n'roll players stereotypes :rolleyes: And the tennis players as well, of course :lol:

And now he's sitting in his opera, playing the Swan Lake, and after he's done with that and hasn't hooked up anyone from last night (perhaps he did) he'll send me a text where he wants to give me a load :retard:

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:39 PM
Fine...Who says you have?

You said I had one.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:39 PM
arent you the guy that hasnt got laid yet?

:rolleyes:

Thats me!

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:40 PM
define a girl like Nicole -

Kraftwerk - The Model

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/kraftwerk/the_model.html

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:40 PM
Either that, or you are delusional!

I'm not delusional. :p

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:40 PM
more confused than scared I must say

What's so confusing about my tits, eh? :lol:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:40 PM
ok, keep jerking off day by day

Fine, I will buy it....hey Jim, I need st., a parfume...as a present!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:41 PM
Kraftwerk - The Model

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/kraftwerk/the_model.html

I hate Kraftwerk

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:41 PM
Sexy but not easy

Kraftwerk - The Model

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/kraftwerk/the_model.html

:spit:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:41 PM
Sexy but not easy

LOL

And I am meant to take your word for this?

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:41 PM
This works for Adee-gay!!!

He gets ALL the girls!

:eek:

He only dinner with them, he pays...even I would probably go to dinner with him...in case he wouldn't wear some stupid jersey!

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 12:42 PM
That's like paying for the god chat :lol:


OMG I just remember how jesus and I went to chat to god...
Jeeeesh's question:
Do you have webcam?


:haha: I thought it's hilarious

Funny.
Did I say that? I don't think so

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:42 PM
I hate Kraftwerk

http://www.ateaseweb.com/mb/style_emoticons/default/no.gif

bad, very bad

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:43 PM
Thats me!

:bs:

I hear you go through more girls than beers every night!

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:44 PM
Kraftwerk - The Model

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/kraftwerk/the_model.html

That is very flattering, really.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:44 PM
I'm not delusional. :p

I'll be the judge of that thanks.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:45 PM
Fine, I will buy it....hey Jim, I need st., a parfume...as a present!

Hey fuck you!

For this, you can ask KarolBeckFan or Poopoocachoo.

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:45 PM
I'll be the judge of that thanks.

Okay man.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:46 PM
LOL

And I am meant to take your word for this?

Emmm
Yes

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:46 PM
He only dinner with them, he pays...even I would probably go to dinner with him...in case he wouldn't wear some stupid jersey!

So that is why you want the perfume!!!

To impress Adee-gee!!!

:rolleyes:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:47 PM
Okay man.

:hug:

:smooch:

Nikki♥
12-07-2006, 12:48 PM
:hug:

:smooch:

:kiss:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:48 PM
Emmm
Yes

:ras:

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:50 PM
:ras:

:dog:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:51 PM
:dog:

Keep running Olga.

;)

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 12:52 PM
What's so confusing about my tits, eh? :lol:

more about my head

I'm outta here

going to hell

I mean tennis

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:52 PM
Keep running Olga.

;)

Will you catch me if I fall?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:54 PM
more about my head

I'm outta here

going to hell

I mean tennis
Head :scratch:

Or a cock...

Nevermind, go to to hell.

I mean tennis.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 12:55 PM
Will you catch me if I fall?

If I have my catching gloves on!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:56 PM
So that is why you want the perfume!!!

To impress Adee-gee!!!

:rolleyes:
Adam would flirt with anything that moves. He's easy.

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 12:57 PM
If I have my catching gloves on!

Hehehe... are you afraid of touching me with your hands? ;)
Did it get dirty from helping so many pretty ladies?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 12:59 PM
I must go, see ya :wavey:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Hehehe... are you afraid of touching me with your hands? ;)
Did it get dirty from helping so many pretty ladies?

I normally don't help people.

And I don't know any pretty ladies.

:sad:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Adam would flirt with anything that moves. He's easy.

:lol:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Thank you brother!

I am honoured :angel:.

I ain't no foking kidding...it has to be named by you, he ownes me a lot so the chance is like 95%...
I've just seen the most beautifull girl in my life....you take numbers from girls, right,wanna have her's?
I'm still without the book you know, so I have no chance...to..you know..get to know her...better.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:01 PM
stay at friend's place

then run back the next morning to get the bike!

Sports are best to get sobber quick but lets say easy to get a heartattack too

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Sexy but not easy

Easy?Constricted way?

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:03 PM
This game would have gone under, except if Benfica scored an early goal and Man U had to chase!

What happened?

Benfica got an early goal.

:lol:

Have you seen that match? MunU had like 10 clear chances, should kick at least 2 penalties!
A tragedy for me to have 1-2 goals

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:04 PM
You said I had one.

No way!Try to prove it!

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 01:04 PM
I normally don't help people.

And I don't know any pretty ladies.

:sad:

You 'know' Nathii, Nicole, Sandee and me. The prettiest ladies on the planet.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:05 PM
You 'know' Nathii, Nicole, Sandee and me. The prettiest ladies on the planet.

Prettiest - yes

ladies - no

:haha:

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 01:05 PM
Adam would flirt with anything that moves. He's easy.

He didn't try it with me. He was cute, sweet and kind.

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:06 PM
Kraftwerk - The Model

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/kraftwerk/the_model.html

I like this version more!
Sie ist ein Modell und sie sieht gut aus
ich nehm sie heut gerne mit zu mir nach Haus
sie wirkt so kuehl an sie kommt niemand ran
doch vor der Kamera da zeigt sie was sie kann

Sie trinkt in Nachtclubs immer Sekt korrekt
und hat hier schon alle Maenner abgecheckt
Im Scheinwerferlicht ihr junges Laecheln strahlt
sie sieht gut aus und Schoenheit wird bezahlt (ja)

Sie stellt sich zur Schau fuer das Konsumprodukt
und wird von millionen Augen angeguckt
ihr neues Titelbild ist einfach fabelhaft
ich muss sie wiedersehen ich glaube sie hats geschafft

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:07 PM
:bs:

I hear you go through more girls than beers every night!

I heard that too but its not true...

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 01:07 PM
Prettiest - yes

ladies - no

:haha:

Ok VSLUTS!!!

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:08 PM
So that is why you want the perfume!!!

To impress Adee-gee!!!

:rolleyes:

I am not so hot to atract every gay...

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:08 PM
He didn't try it with me. He was cute, sweet and kind.

You look exceptionally beautiful on that pic :eek:

Adam looks exceptionally wasted :tape:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:09 PM
You 'know' Nathii, Nicole, Sandee and me. The prettiest ladies on the planet.

:spit:

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 01:09 PM
Prettiest - yes

ladies - no

:haha:

awesome foursome :drool:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:10 PM
He didn't try it with me. He was cute, sweet and kind.

Thats Jim?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:10 PM
Ok VSLUTS!!!

Uhm.... haha... And my mom Gulzhan should count as well :p That would go together with Tom's avvie :tape:

;) ;) ;)

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:11 PM
Thats Jim?

Jim looks better.

JMG
12-07-2006, 01:11 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4536566&postcount=6

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3368/bushfinger8kyga5.gif

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:11 PM
awesome foursome :drool:

Yeah, do we even need a guy? :scratch: Maybe the thread's guys only to watch :tape:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:12 PM
Jim looks better.

pipe-dream

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:13 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4536566&postcount=6

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3368/bushfinger8kyga5.gif
5-0 is too much.

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 01:13 PM
Jim looks better.

:lol:

Says who? ;)

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 01:13 PM
Thats Jim?

hey fuck you!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:13 PM
pipe-dream

Why are you such a doubter when it comes to Jim? :(

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:16 PM
hey fuck you!
You wish!
Easy...I asked, how should I know?

its.like.that
12-07-2006, 01:17 PM
Why are you such a doubter when it comes to Jim? :(

apparently I'm the man of his dreams?

:shrug:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:17 PM
Why are you such a doubter when it comes to Jim? :(

I know he looks like McConaughey. No dreams needed.

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:18 PM
Does he really look like that? :drool:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:18 PM
apparently I'm the man of his dreams?

:shrug:

Lets say thats true!

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 01:18 PM
Okay I was supposed to go to a lecture :lol: So see ya again :p :wavey:

Midnight Express
12-07-2006, 01:54 PM
Okay I was supposed to go to a lecture :lol: So see ya again :p :wavey:

Somehow I don't know why...I had a headache from this word!

psichogaucho
12-07-2006, 02:30 PM
:wavey:
Tommy, apologies, I guess I made you lose some bucks...

Washa Koroleva
12-07-2006, 02:36 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4536566&postcount=6

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3368/bushfinger8kyga5.gif

wow

psichogaucho
12-07-2006, 02:38 PM
a bill to pay, brb :bolt:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Ah, some good news, I talk to Seńor Viola again :p We're about to go to movies when we get a chance to meet :p We both love comedies :bounce: I watched a terribly funny cartoon :haha:

JMG
12-07-2006, 03:42 PM
Ah, some good news, I talk to Seńor Viola again :p We're about to go to movies when we get a chance to meet :p We both love comedies :bounce: I watched a terribly funny cartoon :haha:

http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/party/party-smiley-028.gifhttp://clicksmilies.com/s0105/party/party-smiley-028.gifhttp://clicksmilies.com/s0105/party/party-smiley-028.gifhttp://clicksmilies.com/s0105/party/party-smiley-028.gif

German National Champs are fucked up, horrible score :mad: and a player named Jacek Szygowski is in the QF already. :retard:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 03:42 PM
Jacek Szygowski is as German as me or Klose :haha:

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 03:45 PM
ah and did Reister rip something fat?

umm must go... i'll read later

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 03:49 PM
ah and did Reister rip something fat?

umm must go... i'll read later

damn

JMG
12-07-2006, 03:51 PM
It was not really fat, but he had luck that the wrong player won in the first round.

1R Deden d. Abel 67(6) 75 76(6) http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3281/angry15hm8.gif
2R Reister d. Deden 62 46 76(4)

and Grambow acted like a typical Universiade player and made 2 doubles faults at 62 66 (*76) to lose 62 67(7) 36 against Beck.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 03:53 PM
and Grambow acted like a typical Universiade player and made 2 doubles faults at 62 66 (*76) to lose 62 67(7) 36 against Beck.

oh no!

:smash:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 03:57 PM
Viola is a name in Albania too

usually short for Violeta

psichogaucho
12-07-2006, 03:58 PM
I'm back
my credit card is bleeding :awww:
but I have another useless Nike shirt
useful pants
and a new pair of "alpargatas" (gaucho's version for moccasin) but I paid it with cash, alpargatas are not expensive :)

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 04:00 PM
I have used my credit card twice in my life

once to by the tickets for Sziget Festival this year and the 2nd to buy Skype Credit

psichogaucho
12-07-2006, 04:04 PM
I never bought anything online :scared:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 04:08 PM
I never bought anything online :scared:

but you have a Skype account, dont you?

psichogaucho
12-07-2006, 04:16 PM
mmm yes, but I guess I forgot my username and surely I forgot the password
I should use the same password in every account, I mean, yahoo, hotmail and so, but no

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 04:20 PM
I thought that you need to have a credit card to start an account on Skype

I dont know well, coz it was my sister that started mine with my credit card so I skiped those procedures

psichogaucho
12-07-2006, 04:24 PM
I thought that you need to have a credit card to start an account on Skype

I dont know well, coz it was my sister that started mine with my credit card so I skiped those procedures

no, you don't
you need to pay if you want to talk to a telephone (I think) if the conversation is between two PC's it's free
or maybe it's a latin american free version which my mum has :p

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 04:26 PM
no, you don't
you need to pay if you want to talk to a telephone (I think) if the conversation is between two PC's it's free
or maybe it's a latin american free version which my mum has :p

yes, yes, between 2 computers is free but I think you have to get some credit before starting an account. then you might not use the credit at all if you want

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 07:58 PM
more than 30 pages today :eek:

I wonder if Nick will go through all of them :p

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:22 PM
st. nice is gonna happen to this thread soon

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 09:23 PM
fkkkkkkk these idiots are having a hell loud party at the corridor, i barely hear my own thoughts :fiery:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:23 PM
you dont like to party?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 09:26 PM
not when i need to study for tomorrow.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:26 PM
BTW, did you make the CD to the girl in your dorm?

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:27 PM
not when i need to study for tomorrow.

how many more pages to go?

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 09:28 PM
I forgot to record the songs :p

Hell a lot of pages but it's impossible to read in such conditions. Party of the year.

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:30 PM
I havent been in a party since....


august :scratch:

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:30 PM
actually we had the wedding of a friend in september, so yeah, that's the last party

Nathaliia
12-07-2006, 09:32 PM
How do weddings look in Albania?

scarecrows
12-07-2006, 09:38 PM
How do weddings look in Albania?

horrible, the old fashioned ones are horrible

no church of course for the non-christians
usually they have orchestra but now they are using DJs for cutting the expences. very loud music and people dancing to some shitty songs. the text of one of the most famous wedding songs is as follows:

and Faja (male's name) fell from the fig (tree)
and fell like an elastic ball
jarina na, hopa
and Faja fell on the hole

:retard:

and it goes like this the whole night, at least till 3-4am, of course there's plenty of food