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Would you have sex with a pig live on national TV to save the life of a princess?

jmjhb
12-05-2011, 03:24 PM
Discuss. Also: You are Prime Minister of the UK.

It was featured in Charlie Brooker's new show Black Mirror, so I'll pose the question to MTF.

Goldenoldie
12-05-2011, 03:51 PM
As long as it was a sow and not a boar.

I'm straight!:eek:

buddyholly
12-05-2011, 04:05 PM
I've said this before, but British TV seems to be always trying to go deeper into the sewer. I have yet to figure out if the public really wants garbage, or are the people in charge all weirdos who want to make their hangups accepted entertainment.

Gagsquet
12-05-2011, 04:06 PM
Is this a joke?

Time Violation
12-05-2011, 04:09 PM
How would that save a princess anyway? :p

jmjhb
12-05-2011, 04:13 PM
I've said this before, but British TV seems to be always trying to go deeper into the sewer. I have yet to figure out if the public really wants garbage, or are the people in charge all weirdos who want to make their hangups accepted entertainment.

It was a Charlie Brooker show, who widely parodies the obsession with news/social media. Still, it certainly was more entertaining than the steaming pile of shit that is reality TV and 'talent' shows.

jmjhb
12-05-2011, 04:14 PM
How would that save a princess anyway? :p

The princess is kidnapped, and would be killed if you (the PM) did not do the pig.

buddyholly
12-05-2011, 04:15 PM
How would that save a princess anyway? :p

In the age of innocence it was all about kissing a frog.

Now it's all about schtupping a sow.

Sounds like a fucking bore!

buddyholly
12-05-2011, 04:16 PM
It was a Charlie Brooker show, who widely parodies the obsession with news/social media.

Well, maybe Charlie should look in a mirror for something to parody.

Har-Tru
12-05-2011, 04:28 PM
I'd rather jump on top of moving mushrooms and upright turtles.

Ilovetheblues_86
12-05-2011, 04:31 PM
Only if I could scream that I was struggling like a pig while screwing a pig.

Sapeod
12-05-2011, 04:34 PM
No.

Time Violation
12-05-2011, 04:35 PM
The princess is kidnapped, and would be killed if you (the PM) did not do the pig.

This government does not negotiate with terrorists :shrug: :p

Sham Kay
12-05-2011, 04:35 PM
What the Mcfuck?

Certinfy
12-05-2011, 04:36 PM
For someone I love and care about? Definitely.

For someone who I don't know at all such as a Princess? No thanks.

Sofonda Cox
12-05-2011, 04:59 PM
Are they looking for contestants?

KaiserT
12-05-2011, 05:06 PM
I'd try my best, no?

Time Violation
12-05-2011, 05:16 PM
Would you have sex with a princess live on national TV to save the life of a pig?

Johnny Groove
12-05-2011, 06:21 PM
WTF :spit:

What a question :lol:

Would you have sex with a princess live on national TV to save the life of a pig?

Well, I don't want the pig to get hurt, I'd have to do what I have to do. ;)

Nole Rules
12-05-2011, 06:40 PM
No.

EliSter
12-05-2011, 06:55 PM
Would you have sex with a princess live on national TV to save the life of a pig?

Mmmm good piggy roast or sex with princess on TV...tought one :o

GOAT = Fed
12-05-2011, 07:00 PM
I think a more interesting question would be the negation of the proposition. ie:

Would a princess have sex with a pig on national TV to save the life of a common man?

Logical
12-05-2011, 07:52 PM
No:devil:

Seingeist
12-05-2011, 08:10 PM
I really like the "on national TV" qualifier, as if there are scores of people who would only have qualms about having sex with a pig if it was televised.

Steelq
12-05-2011, 08:20 PM
If it's female pig why not, i am not picky.

MaxPower
12-05-2011, 08:25 PM
is it one of those UK princesses? Can't you do the princess then and "kill two birds with one stone" so to speak

Roadmap
12-05-2011, 11:23 PM
I would have sex with Charlie Brooker's wife.

Topspindoctor
12-05-2011, 11:24 PM
Lol, what the fuck? This topic is retarded.

buddyholly
12-06-2011, 02:04 AM
If it's female pig why not, i am not picky.

What's good enough for Kermit, is good enough for me.

Mimi
12-06-2011, 06:02 AM
The princess is kidnapped, and would be killed if you (the PM) did not do the pig.

bye bye princess :bigwave:

grishotarian
12-06-2011, 09:15 AM
Let me jus-NO

Hewitt =Legend
12-06-2011, 12:59 PM
yeah, i'd probably give it a go again...

Orka_n
12-06-2011, 01:57 PM
yeah, i'd probably give it a go again...:haha:

nadalwon2012
12-08-2011, 12:05 PM
The princess would have to first prove to me that she is not one of those stuck-up high and mighty spoiled princesses. The way for her to prove this is by committing suicide in order to prevent the shameful pig act.