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2011 ACC Interviews and Press Conferences

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 12:02 PM
Moderator: We will now take questions in English

Q: Mr. Groove, what effect do you think your recent thread will have on your ACC chances?

Johnny Groove: Well, it is a bit tough to tell, really. Momentum is the biggest thing, and I am unfortunately not playing the opening 12 hour window. That, and the fact that I have a really tough draw. Deivid23 in the first round and then if I get by, I have topspindoctor in the next round. It ain't easy.

Q: Mr. Groove, what are your thoughts of the seedings? Some have expressed disgust.

Johnny Groove: I think the seedings are overall pretty accurate. Maybe Saberq is a bit high at 3, maybe Nadalmyhero too high at 9, but the draw will take care of itself when it's all said and done.

Q: What of the prospective #1 seed who isn't playing? Start da G...

Johnny Groove: You are trying to get me in trouble, eh? :lol: I am not at liberty to discuss any withdrawn poster.

Q: Do you agree with the allegedly corrupt Action Jackson running the show? What about the head moderator, Don Snowwy Soprano?

Johnny Groove: Action Jackson has my full support. This ain't his first ACC rodeo, and MTF would accuse Mother Theresa of corruption if she posted here. As for Snowwy, well, I was told one time to never go against the family. I won't start now.

Q: What are your predictions for the R16 and on?

Johnny Groove: Geez, let me take a look at the draw. I think it will be:

Clay Death vs. Fahrenhajt
sokk vs. Big John
Jolan Gago vs. Magician
calimero vs. Saberq
Sapeod vs. Aloimeh
RFK vs. Nole Fan
Topspin doctor vs. Filo V
Set Sampras vs. Everko

And then:

CD vs. Big John
JolanGago vs. calimero
Sapeod vs. Nole Fan
Topspindoctor vs. Everko

Good field this year, I think. Any more than that, I can't predict.

Q: Mr. Groove, do you think about....(just then, a female streaker enters the press room, ala Wimbledon 1996 final. She enters wearing an "I love Johnny Groove" shirt before removing it and swinging it above her head for all to see. Dance music begins out of nowhere, and a stripper pole descends from the ceiling. The lights turn multi-colored and the press room has instantly turned into a strip club!)

Johnny Groove: Whoa! What is all this?

Moderator: Happy Birthday!

Johnny Groove: Haha! It is tomorrow, but thanks a lot anyway!

All of the journalists have now completely forgotten the press conference and are now getting lap dances!

Johnny Groove: Well, this is certainly a plot twist.

An hour later, and the strippers have all left, and one reporter remains:

Q: Mr. Groove, do you regret anything you've ever said or done?

Johnny Groove: Well, most people try not to live life with any regrets, but it is difficult, man. If I had a time machine, would I go back and do some things over? Maybe, I really don't know. Of course I regret some things, but at the end of the day, you gotta be able to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see.

Moderator: Good luck in your opening round, Mr. Groove!

Johnny Groove: Thanks much, man!

leng jai
11-28-2011, 12:04 PM
This is Clay Death like behaviour.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 12:05 PM
Q: Mr. Jai, do you believe your Asian-ness will prevent you from advancing far in this event?

JolánGagó
11-28-2011, 12:06 PM
Your ACC campaign stinks.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 12:09 PM
Q: Mr. Gago, your seeding is high as usual this year, but you've always been a 2nd tier clown, unable to break through the big boys. You are like the Tomas Berdych of the ACC. Do you think you can make the SF this year?

Sham Kay
11-28-2011, 12:09 PM
Shite. Here's me without my autograph book.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 12:19 PM
Q: Shambritfan, you have been attempting to make sense of the ACC through philosophy of late. Does it seem sometimes as if you are on an island, the only sane one in a jungle of clowns?

Gagsquet
11-28-2011, 12:28 PM
half funny half pathetic


I enjoyed reading it though

Lopez
11-28-2011, 12:36 PM
The previous thread wasn't enough punishment/campaigning :scratch:?

Mae
11-28-2011, 12:41 PM
Moderator: We will now take questions in English

Q: Mr. Groove, what effect do you think your recent thread will have on your ACC chances?

Johnny Groove: Well, it is a bit tough to tell, really. Momentum is the biggest thing, and I am unfortunately not playing the opening 12 hour window. That, and the fact that I have a really tough draw. Deivid23 in the first round and then if I get by, I have topspindoctor in the next round. It ain't easy.

Q: Mr. Groove, what are your thoughts of the seedings? Some have expressed disgust.

Johnny Groove: I think the seedings are overall pretty accurate. Maybe Saberq is a bit high at 3, maybe Nadalmyhero too high at 9, but the draw will take care of itself when it's all said and done.

Q: What of the prospective #1 seed who isn't playing? Start da G...

Johnny Groove: You are trying to get me in trouble, eh? :lol: I am not at liberty to discuss any withdrawn poster.

Q: Do you agree with the allegedly corrupt Action Jackson running the show? What about the head moderator, Don Snowwy Soprano?

Johnny Groove: Action Jackson has my full support. This ain't his first ACC rodeo, and MTF would accuse Mother Theresa of corruption if she posted here. As for Snowwy, well, I was told one time to never go against the family. I won't start now.

Q: What are your predictions for the R16 and on?

Johnny Groove: Geez, let me take a look at the draw. I think it will be:

Clay Death vs. Fahrenhajt
sokk vs. Big John
Jolan Gago vs. Magician
calimero vs. Saberq
Sapeod vs. Aloimeh
RFK vs. Nole Fan
Topspin doctor vs. Filo V
Set Sampras vs. Everko

And then:

CD vs. Big John
JolanGago vs. calimero
Sapeod vs. Nole Fan
Topspindoctor vs. Everko

Good field this year, I think. Any more than that, I can't predict.

Q: Mr. Groove, do you think about....(just then, a female streaker enters the press room, ala Wimbledon 1996 final. She enters wearing an "I love Johnny Groove" shirt before removing it and swinging it above her head for all to see. Dance music begins out of nowhere, and a stripper pole descends from the ceiling. The lights turn multi-colored and the press room has instantly turned into a strip club!)

Johnny Groove: Whoa! What is all this?

Moderator: Happy Birthday!

Johnny Groove: Haha! It is tomorrow, but thanks a lot anyway!

All of the journalists have now completely forgotten the press conference and are now getting lap dances!

Johnny Groove: Well, this is certainly a plot twist.

An hour later, and the strippers have all left, and one reporter remains:

Q: Mr. Groove, do you regret anything you've ever said or done?

Johnny Groove: Well, most people try not to live life with any regrets, but it is difficult, man. If I had a time machine, would I go back and do some things over? Maybe, I really don't know. Of course I regret some things, but at the end of the day, you gotta be able to look in the mirror and be proud of what you see.

Moderator: Good luck in your opening round, Mr. Groove!

Johnny Groove: Thanks much, man!


Do you actually do all your own writing? No ghost writer? If so, you really are an excellent writer :)

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 12:48 PM
half funny half pathetic


I enjoyed reading it though

Q: Mr. Grassquet, how do you think you will do in the first round vs. ossie?

The previous thread wasn't enough punishment/campaigning :scratch:?

Q: Mr. Lopez, are you outraged at your exclusion from the prestigious MTF Arse Clown Contest?

Do you actually do all your own writing? No ghost writer? If so, you really are an excellent writer :)

Well thank you, Mae. :hug:

Q: Miss Mae, what are your thoughts on this year's event?

Lopez
11-28-2011, 01:00 PM
Q: Mr. Lopez, are you outraged at your exclusion from the prestigious MTF Arse Clown Contest?

Anyone would be, however this only proves that my game isn't quite there yet. I must keep honing my skills. The religion threads seem to be a good place to bring forth the inner troll and clown in me.

Also any GM thread that discusses Nadal vs Federer or any Nadal loss thread for that matter. Just my nature as a Fedtard I guess.

fast_clay
11-28-2011, 01:35 PM
groove, not sure if you understand... but you are 5 year phoney... there is no redemption for you mate... not at all...

just limit the damage, stop digging the hole deeper... and stop posting.

Sham Kay
11-28-2011, 02:17 PM
Q: Shambritfan, you have been attempting to make sense of the ACC through philosophy of late. Does it seem sometimes as if you are on an island, the only sane one in a jungle of clowns?

Shambritfan: Over to you, Sham.

Sham: The philosophy was a sham. The concept was true, but not something most clowns would understand, making it a pointless venture for my own observations. All it did was give Big John a Bye.

We all have the ability to be clowns, and this island has plenty of those who choose not to. It's just difficult for them to stand out amongst the crowd of bright red wigs.. I do like most of the clowns though and arguing with them is helluva fun.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 02:31 PM
Shambritfan: Over to you, Sham.

Sham: The philosophy was a sham. The concept was true, but not something most clowns would understand, making it a pointless venture for my own observations. All it did was give Big John a Bye.

We all have the ability to be clowns, and this island has plenty of those who choose not to. It's just difficult for them to stand out amongst the crowd of bright red wigs.. I do like most of the clowns though and arguing with them is helluva fun.

So you've got two pseudos online, eh? Which one is the lesser of two evils;

Shambritfan or Sham? :devil:

A question young Johnny:

Do you enjoy blowjobs?

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 02:48 PM
groove, not sure if you understand... but you are 5 year phoney... there is no redemption for you mate... not at all...

just limit the damage, stop digging the hole deeper... and stop posting.

Q: Mr. clay, why so serious?

So you've got two pseudos online, eh? Which one is the lesser of two evils;

Shambritfan or Sham? :devil:

A question young Johnny:

Do you enjoy blowjobs?

Q: GOAT=Fed, what are your thoughts on your first round match?

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 02:51 PM
Q: Mr. clay, why so serious?



Q: GOAT=Fed, what are your thoughts on your first round match?

Hmmm... no answer to my question. I presume you enjoy then :p

Well it's not a hard match off for me personally, for sure. You know I tried my best at trolling, but seems I made a few enemies how'll now try to dismantle me and not vote for me, just so I can't advance to the next round :lol:. Already I'm being thrashed 20-5 or something :haha:

samanosuke
11-28-2011, 03:13 PM
:spit:

Luinir
11-28-2011, 03:16 PM
i want question. i will answer your question jerk, the question!

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 03:17 PM
Just log off and never come back, please.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 03:20 PM
i want question. i will answer your question jerk, the question!

lolwut u mad bro?

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 03:26 PM
lolwut u mad bro?
Speak properly.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 03:31 PM
Just log off and never come back, please.

Speak properly.

Wait, was that a post refering to me? :confused:

Also when are you gonna complete your English Phd. ? ;)

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 03:35 PM
Wait, was that a post refering to me? :confused:

Also when are you gonna complete your English Phd. ? ;)
The first one was to Groove, the second one was obviously to you. Your "bro speak" is beyond awful. Stop doing it. Thank you.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 03:38 PM
The first one was to Groove, the second one was obviously to you. Your "bro speak" is beyond awful. Stop doing it. Thank you.

Yeah I know the second one was to me ;)

Come on, brah, don't you love it when Zyzz speaks 'bro speak' in his thick Australian accent:

5YsGJz3j4os

And you claim I'm a douche in the ACC voting. Really? Really?!?! REALLY?!?!?!:sad:

I've never meant any harm to anyone.

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 03:48 PM
You are a massive douche, nothing more to it.

And no, bro speak is incredibly stupid. Refrain from using it when talking to me.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 03:50 PM
You are a massive douche, nothing more to it.

And no, bro speak is incredibly stupid. Refrain from using it when talking to me.

Douche? Come on man, Y U SO DEEP MAN?!

I've never offended anyone :D

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 03:56 PM
You've never offended anyone, but you are incredibly annoying. Therefore, you are a douche. It's pretty simple.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 03:57 PM
You've never offended anyone, but you are incredibly annoying. Therefore, you are a douche. It's pretty simple.

Only annoying to trolls :p

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 04:09 PM
No, you're annoying to everyone.

BigJohn
11-28-2011, 04:09 PM
Just what we needed. Another thread that GOAT = Fed can spam into oblivion...

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 04:16 PM
Just what we needed. Another thread that GOAT = Fed can spam into oblivion...

Hi ejaculon :wavey:. Wanna spam with me too? :)

Sofonda Cox
11-28-2011, 04:16 PM
GOAT = fed needs a ban for forum disruptions.

Luinir
11-28-2011, 04:20 PM
it's always nice to watch fedtard fighting with murray's kiddo fan.

abraxas21
11-28-2011, 05:16 PM
these are violent times in MTF

Pirata.
11-28-2011, 05:21 PM
GOAT = fed needs a ban for forum disruptions.

Agreed.

abraxas21
11-28-2011, 05:30 PM
GOAT = fed needs a ban for forum disruptions.

it's actually one of the first times you make a good suggestion

Sofonda Cox
11-28-2011, 05:43 PM
it's actually one of the first times you make a good suggestion

Thank you :) Want a BJ?

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 06:00 PM
Ha-ha nice to see my haters simply hating.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/haters-gonna-hate-15.jpg?w=500&h=573

I've only ever trolled ACC threads, which in itself is made for trolling purposes and to vent out your frustrations. If I deserve to get banned, then certainly 75% of the forums population also need to get banned, as they troll the more important areas of this forum.

GSMnadal
11-28-2011, 06:11 PM
'I've only ever trolled ACC threads...'

No, just no. Forgotten your 'mathematical proof that Fed 06 season > Nole 11' thread already, dear GOAT? You even admitted you were trolling in that thread. And where was it? Oh yes, General Messages.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 06:15 PM
'I've only ever trolled ACC threads...'

No, just no. Forgotten your 'mathematical proof that Fed 06 season > Nole 11' thread already, dear GOAT? You even admitted you were trolling in that thread. And where was it? Oh yes, General Messages.

uh-huh. I did not admit to trolling, but rather, just for a bit of fun. I didn't invoke any angry emotions from posters, but rather it was done in a humourous manner, and many found it funny.

See any posts from General MEssages from me which shows clear trolling skills. I'll admit at the start of my MTF career I was perhaps a bit of a troll, but ever since then I've objective and have kept an open-view.