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The one that got away...

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 02:41 PM
The one that got away. We all know the feeling. We know who she was. You two were perfect for each other. But it just didn't work out. Maybe it wasn't the right time, etc.

Mine is a Cuban beauty from back in college. My God. She was everything I wanted in a woman. Smart, witty, loyal, honest, hard working, she worked and bought her own car, very fiery and fiesty :aplot:, she was a dancer too. Not a dancer dancer, like a strip club, but a regular girl who knew how to dance. As a result, her body was bangin. We had that spark, you know? It was almost overwhelming. I knew she could feel it too. I asked her one time what he favorite sports were. Her first response? "Tennis ;)"

She had these eyes that I could just look into all day. She was everything I could ever want. But she really wanted to be a Mom. She wanted to have a baby. But she was only 20! "Don't you want to live your 20's at all?" I asked. She explained to me how her mom had her young and thus the two were really close. She also had a younger sister she loved to take care of. As her younger sister got older, her yearning for a person to take care of heightened. Since her mom had her young, she didn't really think it was too far out of the ordinary :shrug:

Unfortunately that was a deal breaker and she broke up with me. I was also guilty of talking to other girls, true, so some of the blame is also mine, but still I never went far, I never even kissed another girl in the short time I was with her. It was a combination of things that led to the break up, really.

But she was perfect otherwise. I wish I had the balls to tell her I wanted to have kids with her but later on in life, but I was so heartbroken when she broke up with me that I could barely say a word before she walked away in tears. :awww:

She is the one that got away. I don't have many regrets in life, but this one. I do hope I see her again, to try to fix this all, but, you know, life goes on... :shrug:

Surely I am not the only one. Has anyone else lost that perfect someone?

Naudio Spanlatine
11-27-2011, 03:25 PM
im sry johnny:sad: :hug: :smooch:

Sham Kay
11-27-2011, 03:50 PM
My only regret is that she never existed.

fast_clay
11-27-2011, 04:09 PM
i wish i had an imagination... seems fun...

Sham Kay
11-27-2011, 04:16 PM
I asked her one time what he favorite sports were. Her first response? "Tennis ;)"

That was probably the moment to slip on the ring and agree to everything she requested.

SloKid
11-27-2011, 07:11 PM
Why didn't you want to have kids at that point? Any specific reason?

Clay Death
11-27-2011, 07:32 PM
The one that got away. We all know the feeling. We know who she was. You two were perfect for each other. But it just didn't work out. Maybe it wasn't the right time, etc.

Mine is a Cuban beauty from back in college. My God. She was everything I wanted in a woman. Smart, witty, loyal, honest, hard working, she worked and bought her own car, very fiery and fiesty :aplot:, she was a dancer too. Not a dancer dancer, like a strip club, but a regular girl who knew how to dance. As a result, her body was bangin. We had that spark, you know? It was almost overwhelming. I knew she could feel it too. I asked her one time what he favorite sports were. Her first response? "Tennis ;)"

She had these eyes that I could just look into all day. She was everything I could ever want. But she really wanted to be a Mom. She wanted to have a baby. But she was only 20! "Don't you want to live your 20's at all?" I asked. She explained to me how her mom had her young and thus the two were really close. She also had a younger sister she loved to take care of. As her younger sister got older, her yearning for a person to take care of heightened. Since her mom had her young, she didn't really think it was too far out of the ordinary :shrug:

Unfortunately that was a deal breaker and she broke up with me. I was also guilty of talking to other girls, true, so some of the blame is also mine, but still I never went far, I never even kissed another girl in the short time I was with her. It was a combination of things that led to the break up, really.

But she was perfect otherwise. I wish I had the balls to tell her I wanted to have kids with her but later on in life, but I was so heartbroken when she broke up with me that I could barely say a word before she walked away in tears. :awww:

She is the one that got away. I don't have many regrets in life, but this one. I do hope I see her again, to try to fix this all, but, you know, life goes on... :shrug:

Surely I am not the only one. Has anyone else lost that perfect someone?

i have let several get away. i was seeing this beauty that i might have already told you about. she was a ballerina and the most beautiful girl in the college a few years back. somehow we hooked up and stayed together for 3 years. well we hooked up because she came after me and i managed to make all the right moves to get her attention.

i had more women come after me when i was seeing alisa than i can shake a stick at. i should have capitalized on some of those opportunities.

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 07:32 PM
That was probably the moment to slip on the ring and agree to everything she requested.

I guess so :spit:

Why didn't you want to have kids at that point? Any specific reason?

I am way too young and broke. I want to have kids in my 30's when I am already settled financially, you know? Having them now would be a bad idea, I believe, when we were so young and not sure what we want out of life, plus the lack of money. :shrug:

Maybe we both need a few years to mature and find ourselves.

SloKid
11-27-2011, 07:38 PM
I am way too young and broke. I want to have kids in my 30's when I am already settled financially, you know? Having them now would be a bad idea, I believe, when we were so young and not sure what we want out of life, plus the lack of money. :shrug:

Maybe we both need a few years to mature and find ourselves.
Makes sense.

Never got anyone knocked up before despite your many sexcapades?

Seingeist
11-27-2011, 08:20 PM
i wish i had an imagination... seems fun...

:lol:

Seriously.

And if you do end up with one, hopefully it won't be as riddled with clichés.

Sham Kay
11-27-2011, 08:22 PM
Sexcapades are cool. Protection is cooler.

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 08:22 PM
Makes sense.

Never got anyone knocked up before despite your many sexcapades?

Luckily no. And I haven't had sex with that many girls, really.

As for fast_clay and Seingeist, yeah, I made all this up :rolleyes:

SloKid
11-27-2011, 08:38 PM
Luckily no. And I haven't had sex with that many girls, really.

As for fast_clay and Seingeist, yeah, I made all this up :rolleyes:
Ah. Well I don't think you've made this all up.

But what about this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011077&postcount=233
:awww:

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 08:47 PM
Ah. Well I don't think you've made this all up.

But what about this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011077&postcount=233
:awww:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't stop laughing

Deathless Mortal
11-27-2011, 08:47 PM
http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/4417/pwnedy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/847/pwnedy.jpg/)

Clay Death
11-27-2011, 08:48 PM
nobody in their right mind makes up this shit.

those who claim it is manufactured are the ones who can stoop low enough to manufacture stuff like this.

Getta
11-27-2011, 08:51 PM
what happened to your son, Jon? :sad:

Sham Kay
11-27-2011, 08:53 PM
Having a son at 16 must take its toll.

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 08:53 PM
what happened to your imaginary son, Jon? :sad:

corrected


:rolls:

Sham Kay
11-27-2011, 08:58 PM
nobody in their right mind makes up this shit.

those who claim it is manufactured are the ones who can stoop low enough to manufacture stuff like this.
I personally believe almost the entire story.. The only part that stumped me was that she broke up with him.

tennisfan856
11-27-2011, 09:11 PM
Anxiously awaiting Chapter 2.

Clay Death
11-27-2011, 09:40 PM
I personally believe almost the entire story.. The only part that stumped me was that she broke up with him.

i hear ya mate. no worries.


anyway i got no cause to doubt him. i have known him a long time.

we have our differences but that is life.

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 09:42 PM
I guess so :spit:



I am way too young and broke. I want to have kids in my 30's when I am already settled financially, you know? Having them now would be a bad idea, I believe, when we were so young and not sure what we want out of life, plus the lack of money. :shrug:

Maybe we both need a few years to mature and find ourselves.

True, but the only difference for me is I don't ever wanna have kids.

fast_clay
11-27-2011, 09:58 PM
Ah. Well I don't think you've made this all up.

But what about this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011077&postcount=233
:awww:

holy f**king shit...

JolánGagó
11-27-2011, 10:04 PM
:spit:

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:04 PM
Ah. Well I don't think you've made this all up.

But what about this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011077&postcount=233
:awww:

:haha::lol:

Naudio Spanlatine
11-27-2011, 10:06 PM
Ah. Well I don't think you've made this all up.

But what about this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011077&postcount=233
:awww:

poor jonny, mom, gf and the son:bigcry: :crying2:

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 10:07 PM
This thread has to be saved for the internet hall of fame.

Mae
11-27-2011, 10:08 PM
:haha::lol:

:superlol:

Mae
11-27-2011, 10:08 PM
This thread has to be saved for the internet hall of fame.

Agreed :lol:

Lopez
11-27-2011, 10:08 PM
holy f**king shit...

Yeah... wow

Been a while since I've seen such pwnage.

Utter domination. Like Federer and Nadal at the WTF 2011. Or more like vs. Gaudio...

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:12 PM
Gotta own up here. That story from 06 is bullshit. Not sure why I made it up. Attention? Sympathy? Playing with people's emotions? I was a fucked up little kid, to be honest.

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 10:17 PM
Gotta own up here. That story from 06 is bullshit. Not sure why I made it up. Attention? Sympathy? Playing with people's emotions? I was a fucked up little kid, to be honest.

:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never seen that before. Disturbing and hilarious.
And he is criticizing Sapeod :spit:

Many thanks to Slokid for the ownage of the year.

v-money
11-27-2011, 10:21 PM
Ah. Well I don't think you've made this all up.

But what about this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011077&postcount=233
:awww:

:lol:The son part cracked me up so much considering his long monologue about not having children with this girl.

I believe your story Johnny, but you shouldn't be thinking about this kind of stuff. Its history now and if you regret some girl getting away, you won't appreciate the people that are in your life today.

scarecrows
11-27-2011, 10:22 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011389&postcount=240

:haha:

shotgun
11-27-2011, 10:23 PM
:lol:

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 10:23 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011389&postcount=240

:haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:25 PM
Pwnage of the year :haha:

But how did he dig up that post?! :eek:

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:25 PM
:lol:The son part cracked me up so much considering his long monologue about not having children with this girl.

I believe your story Johnny, but you shouldn't be thinking about this kind of stuff. Its history now and if you regret some girl getting away, you won't appreciate the people that are in your life today.

This is true, you're right.

That 06 post has me knocked back, really. I wonder what was going through my mind when I posted that. At times, I look at my posts from years past and see how I've changed, but shit. As I read it now, I really got some people going, I feel like shit now. What was I thinking? Do I have no remorse? Jesus.

EDIT: Get it all out, folks.

Time Violation
11-27-2011, 10:26 PM
Blimey, Sapoed looks like the Holy Grail of wisdom and tact compared to that shit Johnny made up. :eek:

finishingmove
11-27-2011, 10:29 PM
:spit:

TMJordan
11-27-2011, 10:29 PM
Leave Johnny Groove alone. Leave him alone.

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:31 PM
This is true, you're right.

That 06 post has me knocked back, really. I wonder what was going through my mind when I posted that. At times, I look at my posts from years past and see how I've changed, but shit. As I read it now, I really got some people going, I feel like shit now. What was I thinking? Do I have no remorse? Jesus.

EDIT: Get it all out, folks.

Dude, chillax, it's only a forum :lol::haha:

scarecrows
11-27-2011, 10:31 PM
that's nasty Jon

making up the death of a 2 year old baby?

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/libero_msia/Deke_Celtics2.gif

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:34 PM
Dude, chillax, it's only a forum :lol::haha:

I believe forums like this reflect how we are in real life as well. I mean, it is like looking into a mirror and seeing something horrible, you know? Like I made that post, I did all that. I don't even remember doing it.

that's nasty Jon

making up the death of a 2 year old baby?

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/libero_msia/Deke_Celtics2.gif

Yeah man, its fucked up. I'm tryin' to figure it out too.

Mae
11-27-2011, 10:35 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011389&postcount=240

:haha:

Good one :lol:

Lopez
11-27-2011, 10:36 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4011389&postcount=240

:haha:

Having a kid at 14 must be rough :sad:

SloKid
11-27-2011, 10:36 PM
Pwnage of the year :haha:

But how did he dig up that post?! :eek:
Memory of an elephant, not hard to forget, when you're reminded of that post each time he starts one of his trademark threads. :p
This is true, you're right.

That 06 post has me knocked back, really. I wonder what was going through my mind when I posted that. At times, I look at my posts from years past and see how I've changed, but shit. As I read it now, I really got some people going, I feel like shit now. What was I thinking? Do I have no remorse? Jesus.

EDIT: Get it all out, folks.
TBH I smelt it was bullshit straight away when you posted that. :lol: And I wasn't the only one:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4018198&postcount=258

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 10:37 PM
Having a kid at 14 must be rough :sad:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4016021&postcount=248

shotgun
11-27-2011, 10:38 PM
Johnny, what about the time you reportedly got shot in the arm? Was it true or not?

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:39 PM
I believe forums like this reflect how we are in real life as well. I mean, it is like looking into a mirror and seeing something horrible, you know? Like I made that post, I did all that. I don't even remember doing it.



Yeah man, its fucked up. I'm tryin' to figure it out too.

Wow WTF?! You said he died? Perhaps that is a bit effed...:scratch:

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:40 PM
Johnny, what about the time you reportedly got shot in the arm? Was it true or not?

My oh my, it must be skeleton in the closet day for me. I think that one was in one of the perv threads many years ago, have a look.

I wonder just how fucked up mentally I was when I was a teen.

shotgun
11-27-2011, 10:41 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

:eek:

scarecrows
11-27-2011, 10:42 PM
now you gotta spill it all out

we'll post your threads starting with a story of your life one by one and you'll tell us truth or false

Deathless Mortal
11-27-2011, 10:44 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

:eek:

:haha:
This thread is gold :D

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:45 PM
MTF detectives out in full force tonight. I am not sure if there are more, though.

Memory of an elephant, not hard to forget, when you're reminded of that post each time he starts one of his trademark threads. :p

TBH I smelt it was bullshit straight away when you posted that. :lol: And I wasn't the only one:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4018198&postcount=258

I actually gotta thank you for bringing this all up.

1. It allows me to psychoanalyze myself from years ago
1. It gives people something to do, albeit at my expense
2. Throws a wild card into the ACC

now you gotta spill it all out

we'll post your threads starting with a story of your life one by one and you'll tell us truth or false

This might take a while :lol:

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:47 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

:eek:

:haha::lol::spit:

OMG I can't breathe :haha:

tennizen
11-27-2011, 10:48 PM
Glad you are making more age-appropriate posts since then:hug:

scarecrows
11-27-2011, 10:48 PM
this

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=173259

true or false?

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 10:49 PM
WTF !!!!

The hilarious post I replied to Lopez post was just erased!

Do you erase it Johnny?!!

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:49 PM
Jesus, that 2nd story is even worse. I really sounded depressed. Talking about drinking away my problems and making up posts about serious shit like that just to get a reaction, just to fuck with people. What the fuck was wrong with me back then?

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:51 PM
Jesus, that 2nd story is even worse. I really sounded depressed. Talking about drinking away my problems and making up posts about serious shit like that just to get a reaction, just to fuck with people. What the fuck was wrong with me back then?

That gun story was hilarious.

You should make more stories like this for lulz :haha:

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:51 PM
Glad you are making more age-appropriate posts since then:hug:

:hug:

this

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=173259

true or false?

This one is true, I remember that one quite well, actually.

WTF !!!!

The hilarious post I replied to Lopez post was just erased!

Do you erase it Johnny?!!

Yeah, I deleted some.

scarecrows
11-27-2011, 10:53 PM
nooooooooooooo, you cant just delete them

anyway I'm sure JMG has saved them already

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 10:54 PM
Yeah, I deleted some.

You are erasing history fuck**g HISTORY :sad:

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:54 PM
That gun story was hilarious.

You should make more stories like this for lulz :haha:

I do have writing skills, but utilizing it for what I did was really fucked up.

I still can't believe I wrote that shit.

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 10:55 PM
I do have writing skills, but utilizing it for what I did was really fucked up.

I still can't believe I wrote that shit.

No, you just made my day with that drama-thriller :haha:

tennisfan856
11-27-2011, 10:58 PM
what about your beloved cuban girl?

Time Violation
11-27-2011, 10:58 PM
What about you being a promising tennis player, true or false? Do you even play tennis?

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 10:58 PM
nooooooooooooo, you cant just delete them

anyway I'm sure JMG has saved them already

You are erasing history fuck**g HISTORY :sad:

I deleted all I could, but you historians can still save from quoted posts and shit.

Lopez
11-27-2011, 11:00 PM
You are erasing history fuck**g HISTORY :sad:

OMG what was in that post :sad:

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 11:01 PM
what about your beloved cuban girl?

She, I imagine, is still in Orlando going to UCF.

What about you being a promising tennis player, true or false? Do you even play tennis?

I train over 3 hours a day, man, this is 100% true, I want to be a pro.

Ozone
11-27-2011, 11:01 PM
Blimey, Sapoed looks like the Holy Grail of wisdom and tact compared to that shit Johnny made up. :eek:
:rolls: :superlol: :haha:

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 11:03 PM
OMG what was in that post :sad:

to this post http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4015790&postcount=244

He replied " :hug: It's really TOUGH to raise one"


:haha:

scarecrows
11-27-2011, 11:04 PM
last question Mr. Groove

how did you turn from a diehard Rafatard to a more balanced fan with even a little inclination towards Fed?

Vida
11-27-2011, 11:06 PM
holy shit.

Cloudygirl
11-27-2011, 11:07 PM
this

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=173259

true or false?

but how do you know he's telling the truth this time round.

Once a troll and all that...

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 11:12 PM
to this post http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4015790&postcount=244

He replied " :hug: It's really TOUGH to raise one"


:haha:

Yep, have all the laughs you need.

I feel like a politician in a scandal.

last question Mr. Groove

how did you turn from a diehard Rafatard to a more balanced fan with even a little inclination towards Fed?

It may be a bit of maturity, I'd say. I am still a Rafa tard, he's still my #1 fave, but I have more respect for his opponents and tennis players as a whole.

Also, I rooted against Fed at his peak but am more neutral towards him in his decline. A reverse bandwagon, if you will.

but how do you know he's telling the truth this time round.

Once a troll and all that...

Well I guess you can't really know for sure, can you? :aplot:

Vida
11-27-2011, 11:15 PM
how much would you say of it was a lie? in percentages.

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 11:17 PM
how much would you say of it was a lie? in percentages.

How much of what, exactly?

Vida
11-27-2011, 11:21 PM
How much of what, exactly?

hmm.

yes I see now my question doesnt make sense. sorry.

Har-Tru
11-27-2011, 11:21 PM
1- Delete account.

2- Run to another forum and start anew.

GOAT = Fed
11-27-2011, 11:22 PM
one more Q: Are you really a human or a bot merely trying to fool us for taking you as a human?

Cloudygirl
11-27-2011, 11:22 PM
1- Delete account.

2- Run to another forum and start anew.

he's prob got at least 10 other accounts on this forum already anyway

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 11:23 PM
hmm.

yes I see now my question doesnt make sense. sorry.

If you mean the sex threads, they are all 100% true, mate.

The other stories from 06 and 07 when I clearly was a bit messed up, those were false.

1- Delete account.

2- Run to another forum and start anew.

:lol:

Yeah right.

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 11:24 PM
one more Q: Are you really a human or a bot merely tryin to fool us for taking you as a human?

I'm pretty sure I'm human :lol:

he's prob got at least 10 other accounts on this forum already anyway

Perhaps you should change your name to Cynicalgirl :p

This is my only account :lol:

Cloudygirl
11-27-2011, 11:26 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm human :lol:



Perhaps you should change your name to Cynicalgirl :p

This is my only account :lol:


Nope I just tell it as I see it

I do not believe you only have one account

tennisfan856
11-27-2011, 11:26 PM
well, everyone seems kind of shocked by it but a lot of forums have posters making up stuff all the time. Johnny isn't the only one probably making up shit here either.

Gotta just take it with a grain of salt and be a little bit like cynicalgirl.

Johnny Groove
11-27-2011, 11:28 PM
Nope I just tell it as I see it

I do not believe you only have one account

Ok, if you really think I have multiple accounts, who are my other usernames?

Gagsquet
11-27-2011, 11:32 PM
i wish i had an imagination... seems fun...

This post is both genius and hilarious retrospectively.

Smoke944
11-27-2011, 11:40 PM
This post is both genius and hilarious retrospectively.

agreed, fast clay absolutely spot on as usual :lol:

This is definitely a thread that deserves a spot in the MTF Hall of Fame :spit:

star
11-27-2011, 11:41 PM
well, everyone seems kind of shocked by it but a lot of forums have posters making up stuff all the time. Johnny isn't the only one probably making up shit here either.

Gotta just take it with a grain of salt and be a little bit like cynicalgirl.

Absolutely not. Just take a look at Clay Death’s posts — as recently as the one in this thread.

Smoke944
11-27-2011, 11:44 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

:eek:

Just too good :worship:
Shame he deleted the other ones :sad:

selyoink
11-27-2011, 11:56 PM
Incredible late season campaigning from Groove, trying to right all the wrongs of previous seasons early eliminations in the ACC. Will this thread alone propel him deep into the competition?

Time Violation
11-28-2011, 12:22 AM
Incredible late season campaigning from Groove, trying to right all the wrongs of previous seasons early eliminations in the ACC. Will this thread alone propel him deep into the competition?

But those posts are years old, is that eligible even?

Sham Kay
11-28-2011, 12:29 AM
Talk about being caught with your pants down.

I'm just glad we now know how the relationship with the Cuban girl started (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=10566891&postcount=11)

Ties up some of the loose ends..

About the fake stories, those were actually very well written.. most people only get shanked and hospitalised by the food at McDonalds.. Could consider Novel writing.

emotion
11-28-2011, 12:37 AM
Best thread all year

Topspindoctor
11-28-2011, 12:44 AM
My only regret is that she never existed.

Ah, a perfect post, wish I could +rep you again. I have also never met that "perfect woman" - the one that shared my ideas, philosophies and morals. Unfortunately, these days, every girl expects to be pampered and constantly expects meaningless phrases like "I love you" every 5 minutes. It would also help if a girl could avoid using the world "like" in every sentence.

Mae
11-28-2011, 12:57 AM
Best thread all year

Agree :yeah:

Mae
11-28-2011, 01:02 AM
No, you just made my day with that drama-thriller :haha:

Say what you will, but Johnny really can write a story ;) Or should I say stories :p

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 01:09 AM
Well I guess the only thing to say at this point is:

:hatoff: :hatoff: :hatoff:

Seingeist
11-28-2011, 01:28 AM
Say what you will, but Johnny really can write a story ;) Or should I say stories :p

Not to be a dick, but this purported "story-writing" ability is as false as the content.

Even those that come out of his alleged "maturity" are saturated with clichés and teenage male fantasies (not to mention the nauseatingly chauvinistic tone).

cobalt60
11-28-2011, 01:30 AM
Jonny you are a bit too young to even be thinking this. See if you feel this way when over half your life is through. Perceptions and observations will be different and yes you will change.

That is if this is real or somewhat real.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 01:37 AM
Thanks for the advice, as always, Doc Sue :hug:

leng jai
11-28-2011, 01:44 AM
Reading your threads make me want to end myself bro.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 01:45 AM
Reading your threads make me want to end myself bro.

Come on, mate, no need to go overboard.

Everko
11-28-2011, 03:38 AM
Groove great timing. Zooming up Mt.Clown

Nikki♥
11-28-2011, 07:15 AM
Note to myself: Don't open Johnny Groove threads when you are at work. I don't want to know what my colleagues thought when they saw me crying from laughter. I still can't stop smiling while typing this, ey.

Either way, cut the guy some slack. He was young and needed the attention. :awww:

Arkulari
11-28-2011, 07:53 AM
Ah, a perfect post, wish I could +rep you again. I have also never met that "perfect woman" - the one that shared my ideas, philosophies and morals. Unfortunately, these days, every girl expects to be pampered and constantly expects meaningless phrases like "I love you" every 5 minutes. It would also help if a girl could avoid using the world "like" in every sentence.

You need to stop dating teenagers :p :lol: seriously, get to know more mature women, seems like all you know is boneheads and bimbos ;)

Honestly, there aren't two people in the world with the same mindset, so if you want to be in a relationship you have to learn how to negotiate, you have to give up in some stuff and you will win a lot if the person is willing to compromise as well, the "perfect match" thing is bullshit because no human is perfect, you just have to find that someone you feel the best with.

In my particular case, yes I do like to be pampered every once in a while but what I really want and expect from a partner is respect and loyalty, I feel I get that from my husband :)

Kids add yet another ingredient to the mix, because it isn't just about yourself any longer, taking responsibility for someone else makes you grow up whether you like it or not and the couple relationship changes as well (not just sex but the whole way you view it).

And well Jon: I think you haven't had a good time in life, you're a dreamer and tend to fantasize a lot, I can't blame you for writing all that when you were a kid because I believe we all had our weird times when we were teens, the times we were really confused.

Now you're an adult but you have to step your feet firmly in reality, stop with these bullshit sex threads where everything you will accomplish is to be the mockery of the forum, you're too romantic to be a real player so I think you should settle down with a nice girl (not marry or live but have a real girlfriend), she might help you with your tennis as well.

fast_clay
11-28-2011, 07:55 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

:eek:

i ran home, and locked the door behind me

couldn't believe it.

i quickly ran to my desk opened my laptop and logged on to MTF. that felt good.

as i re-read one of my own threads i got that feeling again

i ripped out my schlong and began to have a tamper. MTF. what can i say? it just does it for me.

getting very hard to type now, the keyboard is filled with man goo. will have to do a clean again i guess.

oh well, nice chatting. my son's graduation from university is today so me and heidi klum are gonna lend our support.

ciao.

MTwEeZi
11-28-2011, 08:06 AM
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7940/d036539d0d1765e6.png

Lopez
11-28-2011, 09:15 AM
i ran home, and locked the door behind me

couldn't believe it.

i quickly ran to my desk opened my laptop and logged on to MTF. that felt good.

as i re-read one of my own threads i got that feeling again

i ripped out my schlong and began to have a tamper. MTF. what can i say? it just does it for me.

getting very hard to type now, the keyboard is filled with man goo. will have to do a clean again i guess.

oh well, nice chatting. my son's graduation from university is today so me and heidi klum are gonna lend our support.

ciao.

:rolls: :lol: :worship:

DUDE! I'm at work! Almost burst out laughing

Gagsquet
11-28-2011, 09:28 AM
I can accept the fake gun fight but the fourteen years old dad :haha: too big

JolánGagó
11-28-2011, 11:21 AM
I wonder just how fucked up mentally I was when I was a teen.

Don't make mistake, you're still the same. This thread is gold for the 99% or so MTFers who always thought what you wrote was utter BS from A to Z.

You have probably never touched a tennis racket in your life.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 12:24 PM
Well, I guess I am glad that everyone has had a nice laugh at my expense with this thread, maybe it'll take me far in the ACC :yeah:

And Nat, you are right. The reason I open these threads is not to show off or anything, but to get things off my mind and ask other for advice. Maybe not the best way, to be honest, but hey, live and learn. You're right, Nat, I just need ONE good woman, really. Fed, Nadal, Djokovic, all have long term women.

And Jolan Gago, tennis is my life, man.

MariaV
11-28-2011, 12:28 PM
Johnny, if the tennis carrera won't work out you should really take up journalism or fiction writing. :yeah: Not a future ATP pro but a future famous writer Johnny Groove. :cool:

Edit: I'm afraid there are much bigger clowns in the ACC. :o

bokehlicious
11-28-2011, 12:42 PM
Don't make mistake, you're still the same. This thread is gold for the 99% or so MTFers who always thought what you wrote was utter BS from A to Z.

You have probably never touched a tennis racket in your life.

I've always said the guy was a fraud. And for sure he's never picked up a tennis raquet. Funny thing is the number of naive people who actually believed/still believe his stories :o

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 01:50 PM
Johnny, if the tennis carrera won't work out you should really take up journalism or fiction writing. :yeah: Not a future ATP pro but a future famous writer Johnny Groove. :cool:

Edit: I'm afraid there are much bigger clowns in the ACC. :o

Maria :kiss:

I'd be down to write for TV shows or movies, after the carrera, of course.

I've always said the guy was a fraud. And for sure he's never picked up a tennis raquet. Funny thing is the number of naive people who actually believed/still believe his stories :o

:lol: Nice to see you around these days, Roger must be winning :hug:

SloKid
11-28-2011, 02:05 PM
I feel a bit like Bob Woodward/Carl Bernstein today after lifting the lid on this scandal and then after the first bone fell out of the closet it all snowballed. :D

fast_clay
11-28-2011, 02:30 PM
I feel a bit like Bob Woodward/Carl Bernstein today after lifting the lid on this scandal and then after the first bone fell out of the closet it all snowballed. :D

listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...

tennisfan856
11-28-2011, 02:43 PM
well, posters like JG are like a hydra. Kill one head off and another one will grow back. What's stopping johnny from making another account while running hidemyass.org in the background?

abraxas21
11-28-2011, 02:54 PM
Ah, a perfect post, wish I could +rep you again. I have also never met that "perfect woman" - the one that shared my ideas, philosophies and morals. Unfortunately, these days, every girl expects to be pampered and constantly expects meaningless phrases like "I love you" every 5 minutes. It would also help if a girl could avoid using the world "like" in every sentence.

my faith in the female gender has just increased right upon reading that

abraxas21
11-28-2011, 02:55 PM
Incredible late season campaigning from Groove, trying to right all the wrongs of previous seasons early eliminations in the ACC. Will this thread alone propel him deep into the competition?

at the risk of being called a bandwagoner, i think this thread could bring JG the title.

it really is a massive thread and the timing is perfect

cobalt60
11-28-2011, 03:21 PM
at the risk of being called a bandwagoner, i think this thread could bring JG the title.

it really is a massive thread and the timing is perfect

so true; he got caught.

Filo V.
11-28-2011, 03:24 PM
Damn, Jonathan. You fucked up royally, dog.

Filo V.
11-28-2011, 03:25 PM
Anyway, I always get what I want. If I wanted it bad, then it's never gotten away. The straight boiz are especially easy, especially once they're inebriated.

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 03:46 PM
I feel a bit like Bob Woodward/Carl Bernstein today after lifting the lid on this scandal and then after the first bone fell out of the closet it all snowballed. :D

I am not a crook *wags finger*

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2011/11/4_richard-nixon.jpg

Maybe I will change my name to Johnny Nixon.

listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...

:lol:

well, posters like JG are like a hydra. Kill one head off and another one will grow back. What's stopping johnny from making another account while running hidemyass.org in the background?

:lol:

at the risk of being called a bandwagoner, i think this thread could bring JG the title.

it really is a massive thread and the timing is perfect

:yeah:

so true; he got caught.

Hey, it happens :shrug:

Damn, Jonathan. You fucked up royally, dog.

Eh, I'm already almost over it.

Gagsquet
11-28-2011, 03:53 PM
you forget too fast, really too fast. You killed your son mate..

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 04:03 PM
you forget too fast, really too fast. You killed your son mate..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fhm2udMVays/TrhujGjFlBI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/rbjRJFv8V4c/s1600/think_of_the_children_186_jpg_650x10000_q85.jpg

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 04:13 PM
Johnny Groove, you are one massive failure, you know that?

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 04:21 PM
Johnny Groove, you are one massive failure, you know that?

Why are you like so rude dude?

Ben.
11-28-2011, 04:22 PM
:lol: Oh my, Johnny caught with his pants down here. Bet that reminds you of some stories, eh?

To be fair you are handling it well.

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 04:26 PM
Why are you like so rude dude?
I may be rude here, but it's the honest truth. The thread is a massive fail and the poster who made it isn't any better.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 04:32 PM
I may be rude here, but it's the honest truth. The thread is a massive fail and the poster who made it isn't any better.

Come on, man. Some of the shit he posted years ago was hilarious :haha:

Sapeod
11-28-2011, 04:37 PM
Come on, man. Some of the shit he posted years ago was hilarious :haha:
It wasn't hilarious, it was just sad.

Certinfy
11-28-2011, 04:40 PM
It wasn't hilarious, it was just sad.
It was both. Lets leave it at that. :o

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 04:41 PM
It wasn't hilarious, it was just sad.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

You don't find that funny? :haha::worship:

star
11-28-2011, 04:43 PM
listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...

:lol: :lol: People have done worse and are still posting on this board.

Look at the George W. Hitler who once was banned for having god knows how many double accounts. The guy actually held conversations between himself and his double accounts. Now, after years passed and a name change, Action Jackson is a moderator on GM.

There is no amount of embarrassment that someone can have on this board and not survive it as long as the person had the cojones or is simply too arrogant to let it bother him/her.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 04:48 PM
:lol: :lol: People have done worse and are still posting on this board.

Look at the George W. Hitler who once was banned for having god knows how many double accounts. The guy actually held conversations between himself and his double accounts. Now, after years passed and a name change, Action Jackson is a moderator on GM.

There is no amount of embarrassment that someone can have on this board and not survive it as long as the person had the cojones or is simply too arrogant to let it bother him/her.

wowow wow wow. BAck the bus, back the bus. Was AJ George W. Hitler? Really?!? :eek:

Certinfy
11-28-2011, 05:13 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

You don't find that funny? :haha::worship:
:haha: I haven't laughed this hard since my grandma fell down the stairs :haha:

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 05:19 PM
:haha: I haven't laughed this hard since my grandma fell down the stairs :haha:

These parts are the most entertaining:


he runs in and as hes pasing me, i tackle him to the ground.


he throws the gun away and pushes me off. as i get to my feet, i see him take out a knife and throw it at me.



i then grab the knife from my leg and stab him in the stomach


:haha::haha::worship:

Vida
11-28-2011, 05:27 PM
its the level of detail that makes it hilarious.

Machiavelli
11-28-2011, 05:28 PM
Stuff of epic proportions! Just when i thought MTF can't surprise me anymore something Like this pops up out of nowhere...

Wish i had more time for MTF these days...

Hvala Slokid; thread of the year for sure.....

Sham Kay
11-28-2011, 06:11 PM
Say what you want but apart from the Tennis discussions, this is the sort of entertainment that keeps me coming back to MTF time and again. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Filo V.
11-28-2011, 07:09 PM
Eh, I'm already almost over it.

Well, you're handling the criticism well. And really, who gives a fuck, this is a tennis internet forum. It's not like you have to share your real intimate life history with anyone on this site.

GOAT = Fed
11-28-2011, 07:12 PM
This thread just proves the pathetic sense of humour some posters have :facepalm:

Some people can't even chill out for a bit on the internet :facepalm:

Johnny Groove
11-28-2011, 07:35 PM
:spit: :lol:

cobalt60
11-28-2011, 08:35 PM
Normally I'd suggest that you apologize to the people in the Perv Thread for whom you posted that insane story but it's been so long that most of them aren't even here anymore (or probably don't remember/care at this point :p).

;)

MariaV
11-28-2011, 08:51 PM
listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...

Why do you have to be so mean? :rolleyes:

fast_clay
11-28-2011, 08:57 PM
:facepalm::facepalm: WTF have i done? Everyone knows i'm full of shit now. How am I going to support my own ego now that my stories will be empty in the eyes of others?

corrected. your last post had a typo in it. but, yeah mate... it's game over for you... no more stories so you are going to have to go straight and look at developing a personality or something...

Why do you have to be so mean? :rolleyes:

i don't understand...? a person makes 5 years worth of unforced errors and the world is supposed to rejoice...? sounds like there may be two people living in fantasy land, right here, in non-tennis... come to think of it, you and Johnny Groove might make a super couple...

star
11-28-2011, 08:58 PM
:spit: :lol:

You’re doing ok, kid. :lol:

:hug:

Arkulari
11-28-2011, 10:16 PM
Don't make mistake, you're still the same. This thread is gold for the 99% or so MTFers who always thought what you wrote was utter BS from A to Z.

You have probably never touched a tennis racket in your life.

I have Jon in FB and one pro coach is working with him, posting pics of Jon in his own FB which is not a fake so yes, the tennis part is true ;)

JolánGagó
11-28-2011, 10:48 PM
I have Jon in FB and one pro coach is working with him, posting pics of Jon in his own FB which is not a fake so yes, the tennis part is true ;)

Oh dear, what a disappointment :facepalm:

Clay Death
11-28-2011, 10:51 PM
Why do you have to be so mean? :rolleyes:


its Garlic being Garlic. straight out of the city sewer. he cant talk without cursing people and insulting the hell out of them.

and they let smelly, sorry rats like him flourish at mtf.

ExcaliburII
11-29-2011, 12:37 AM
So you basically invented that you had a child? Then you killed the child in a car accident in which your mother died too?

And while your son died you were posting on an internet forum about it? This is so fucked up

Henry Chinaski
11-29-2011, 01:14 AM
I would like the address the fact that JG made up the dead son story posting in the Mathieu Montcourt fan thread. Very bad karma.

I think it's fair to say that Mathieu Montcourt is dead because of Johnny Groove.

Sapeod
11-29-2011, 01:20 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5697063&postcount=2925

You don't find that funny? :haha::worship:
That's not funny, just sad. Groove is obviously a very disturbed individual. Get well soon.

Johnny Groove
11-29-2011, 01:23 AM
corrected. your last post had a typo in it. but, yeah mate... it's game over for you... no more stories so you are going to have to go straight and look at developing a personality or something...



i don't understand...? a person makes 5 years worth of unforced errors and the world is supposed to rejoice...? sounds like there may be two people living in fantasy land, right here, in non-tennis... come to think of it, you and Johnny Groove might make a super couple...

Oh dear, what a disappointment :facepalm:

:lol:

So you basically invented that you had a child? Then you killed the child in a car accident in which your mother died too?

And while your son died you were posting on an internet forum about it? This is so fucked up

My mind was/is a very dangerous place.

I would like the address the fact that JG made up the dead son story posting in the Mathieu Montcourt fan thread. Very bad karma.

I think it's fair to say that Mathieu Montcourt is dead because of Johnny Groove.

:lol: But Montcourt :sad: Gone too soon.

That's not funny, just sad. Groove is obviously a very disturbed individual. Get well soon.

Eh, it's just funny now.

Sham Kay
11-29-2011, 01:36 AM
That's not funny, just sad. Groove is obviously a very disturbed individual. Get well soon.
Hang around 5 years.. we'll hold your intervention as well. Now that'll be a party..

Everko
11-29-2011, 02:30 AM
its Garlic being Garlic. straight out of the city sewer. he cant talk without cursing people and insulting the hell out of them.

and they let smelly, sorry rats like him flourish at mtf.

http://i43.tinypic.com/34pcm77.gif

fast_clay
11-29-2011, 07:31 AM
its Garlic being Garlic. straight out of the city sewer. he cant talk without cursing people and insulting the hell out of them.

and they let smelly, sorry rats like him flourish at mtf.

yeah i know... i know you read it cursing the world that you had not created this story...

So you basically invented that you had a child? Then you killed the child in a car accident in which your mother died too?

And while your son died you were posting on an internet forum about it? This is so fucked up

i think those who were trying to comfort Johnny Groove deserve an apology... i mean, if you read what happened, people are trying to comfort him... help him... they had good nature and Johnny Groove took them on a ride with mental images of a now motherless young man and a dead infant...

it is fucked up...

Mae
11-29-2011, 07:53 AM
Hey Johnny no matter what you are a great writer unless that wasn't you doing the writing?

Lopez
11-29-2011, 12:53 PM
This thread deserves a bump

MariaV
11-29-2011, 01:13 PM
Maria :kiss:

I'd be down to write for TV shows or movies, after the carrera, of course.



No tennis/sports journalism dreams any more? :awww: :sad:

JolánGagó
11-29-2011, 01:27 PM
No tennis/sports journalism dreams any more? :awww: :sad:

They fell off the balcony and crashed on a Cuban beauty passing by, or stabbed in the back in some Black Friday shopping stampede, who knows :shrug:

Deathless Mortal
11-29-2011, 01:32 PM
They fell off the balcony and crashed on a Cuban beauty passing by, or stabbed in the back in some Black Friday shopping stampede, who knows :shrug:

:haha: :haha:

Clay Death
11-29-2011, 03:45 PM
too good.

fast_clay
11-29-2011, 04:04 PM
1st my ex-girlfriend and now this...

hey groove, listen mate... can you stop texting my imaginary friend... simon is getting really pissed off... what you're doing is a form of harassment man

Johnny Groove
11-29-2011, 06:10 PM
Happy birthday to me with this thread :bdaycake: 22 :yeah:

Fast Clay :lol:

No tennis/sports journalism dreams any more? :awww: :sad:

I'll be a commentator after my career, most likely.

Gagsquet
11-29-2011, 06:17 PM
I'll be a commentator after my career, most likely.

I'll listen you most likely for the USO 12 so

Happy Birthday btw

Clay Death
11-29-2011, 06:24 PM
happy birthday.

Certinfy
11-29-2011, 06:39 PM
Happy Birthday :)

Arkulari
11-29-2011, 06:41 PM
Happy Birthday Jon! :hug: :kiss:

star
11-29-2011, 06:47 PM
Happy birthday to me with this thread :bdaycake: 22 :yeah:



Is it really your birthday, or are you trying to change the subject? :hug:

Anyway — 22. The beginning of becoming a real adult. No more fantasy life. :) :)

Congratulations, and much success to you!

JolánGagó
11-29-2011, 07:19 PM
BD? :scratch:

ID or didn't happen.

alternatively, mum's Death Certificate would do.

GOAT = Fed
11-29-2011, 07:23 PM
Happy Birthday, mate. Have a good one. :yeah:

Ilovetheblues_86
11-29-2011, 07:52 PM
Happy Birthday Agenor.

Seingeist
11-29-2011, 08:36 PM
ID or didn't happen.


:lol:

leng jai
11-29-2011, 10:32 PM
I'm voting for you today bro, just cause its your bday.

Sham Kay
11-30-2011, 01:57 AM
Well done on possibly making it another year.

Ah to be 22 and 0 days again..

Mae
11-30-2011, 09:31 AM
Happy Birthday Johnny :aparty: :bdaycake:

Fee
12-10-2011, 11:17 PM
Hello everyone. I haven't been on MTF in ages, but this thread was brought to my attention by someone I speak to off the forum. I'm glad to see Johnny posting in here and facing the music like a man, but I want to add just a little bit more information for the historical record. Most of it comes from either my own private messages with him or from the old Perv thread, which may be hard to find since it had to be broken up.

Yes, I knew about the infant son and girlfriend and the car accident, and the oddly convenient death. I don't remember his mother being killed though, and he's mentioned her about 100 times since then. At the time JG and I were exchanging private messages about sharing taped tennis matches or whatever and I felt so bad for him because he was constantly talking about how very broke he was. Imagine my surprise when he went to Europe about 6 months later on some school trip. It didn't add up, but I didn't really care because I didn't follow his posts or his life that closely. (Does any of this sound familiar Johnny?) There was also a trip to Puerto Rico in there somewhere, maybe right after graduation? Can't remember, just remember being confused about how broke he was or wasn't.

Then the Perv thread got started and an unofficial contest seems to have begun between JG and MTF's most notorious patho liar ever. We won't talk about her, but there is more to the 'I was stabbed at McDonald's' story than that one post. For a while leading up to that, Johnny regaled us with the story of his escapades with "Rafaella" the perfect girlfriend who got naked with him about an hour after they met, if I remember correctly. They were perfect together and the sex, which he wrote about in great detail in the perv thread, was hotter than every great movie you had ever seen in your life, combined. But then Johnny came home one day and discovered Rafaella having DP sex with 2 guys. D'oh! She tried to explain it away that they were just filming a porno because she was curious what that would be like (can't remember her age, but pretty sure JG was still in high school). I think it was about this time that "Rafa" told JG she was pregnant, and it was his baby. When he told us that Rafa was pregnant, he seemed to completely forget that this had happened to him before.

So a little while passes, and then the McDonald's stabbing/shooting happens. "Rafa" had a jealous ex boyfriend who was a gang member or something. So Rafa was at McDonald's, the ex shows up, she gets scared and calls Johnny, Johnny arrives just in time to get involved but darn the luck, the gun goes off, ricochets off of something and hits Rafa in just the right place for her to lose the baby. Don't remember what happened to Rafa after that, he stopped mentioning her. I looked all over the internet, never found any news articles about such a dramatic shooting/stabbing at McDonalds (wasn't surprised, many members of the perv thread knew it was all fiction). By the way, we had a lot of fun speculating why he chose the name 'Rafaella' for his fake, perfect girlfriend. What exactly was he working out of his system with that one?

Johnny, do you remember any of this? I do not like liars, not at all, but I cannot hate on Johnny for what he has done (and possibly continues to do). He doesn't tell these stories to hurt people, or to be malicious. He came back to this thread and faced the music, so maybe all this silliness really is just growing pains. (Unlike that other one who left MTF, but is still working it in other places on the internet tubes, hurting people).

Verd was right though, an apology would be nice. :)

fast_clay
12-10-2011, 11:34 PM
yesterday i was going shopping, then, 'BOOM' this gun went off in the distance. i felt this little sting but didnt pay much attention to it because everybody was screaming. man it was chaos. and i didn't know what to do. but just after the gun shot, i noticed this walnut-like thing flying thru the air in front and away from me. i looked down to my jeans where the sting was. there was blood on my trousers. it was then i realised that my left testicle had been completely blown off and was now sliding out the the front door of the shopping centre. i was still on the ground. everyone still screaming. 'BOOM BOOM'. there was more gunfire as i crawled to see my bloody testicle by the front door. man... i needed to grab it. 'BOOM' more gun shots fired. it was then i made a dash for it... i got to me feet... picked up my left nut, and ran to the hospital where they sewed it back into my scrotum. i didnt need any painkillers because they are against my belief systems. later i found my dad's head was blown off which was also kinda bad but i wanted to get it off my chest with you guys. anyways, hey guys, how are ya? rafa smashed almagro good today.

Nathaliia
12-10-2011, 11:51 PM
i hate to disappoint but a few months ago johnny has dumped rafa and become a fedtard which is already known to mtf members....

Gagsquet
12-10-2011, 11:55 PM
The fact Groove keeps posting here is a proof he is still sick.

I don't know if someone saw the documentary Catfish. It's the same frightening shit. A must-watch.

Kitty de Sade
12-10-2011, 11:57 PM
The fuck?

This is news to me....I feel so used. All the mentoring and advice and career trajectory guidance and it's been built on sand. I may never trust again as long as I live.

I thought that Amber chick was bad, claiming to have blown Federer during his RG run. You may have buried her into second, compadre. :worship:

Johnny Groove
12-11-2011, 12:08 AM
Whatever.

At least I'll write good scripts.

My apologies, Kitty.

fast_clay
12-11-2011, 12:19 AM
oh man. guess what guys. the story just got worse.

the doctors have said that just before my father had his head blown off, he also experienced the extreme pain of having not one, but both testicles blown into oblivion for a whole 20 seconds. unlike me though there was no time to sew then back on. i am not sure how to take this.

anyways, hey guys :bigwave:

cobalt60
12-11-2011, 12:22 AM
FC hang it up. Nice to see you Kitty and Fee. But honestly did you really believe everything that was written? Can't remember when I stopped reading; maybe when he came home and saw R having sex with 2 guys but heh. JG- I forgive you but certainly won't ever forget you.

Kitty de Sade
12-11-2011, 12:35 AM
My apologies, Kitty.

You know I take zero things seriously in here. Tis all good, like always. :hug:

fast_clay
12-11-2011, 12:40 AM
FC hang it up.

the people need to know

Fee
12-11-2011, 12:42 AM
FC hang it up. Nice to see you Kitty and Fee. But honestly did you really believe everything that was written? Can't remember when I stopped reading; maybe when he came home and saw R having sex with 2 guys but heh. JG- I forgive you but certainly won't ever forget you.

No I didn't believe it, that's why I said Perv thread members figured it was fiction.

Congrats Kitty, you got an apology.

Kitty de Sade
12-11-2011, 12:43 AM
FC hang it up. Nice to see you Kitty and Fee. But honestly did you really believe everything that was written? Can't remember when I stopped reading; maybe when he came home and saw R having sex with 2 guys but heh. JG- I forgive you but certainly won't ever forget you.

Well, look who has a shiny new mod title. Congrats Mama, nice going. :D

As per the query- Yes, yes I did. En serio.

Where I come from, when you say you were on your knees in front of Fed, the veracity of it all better be written in blood. Duplicity gives me hives.

cobalt60
12-11-2011, 12:44 AM
Well, look who has a shiny new mod title. Congrats Mama, nice going. :D

As per the query- Yes, yes I did.En serio.

Where I come from, when you say you were on your knees in front of Fed, the veracity of it all better be written in blood. Duplicity gives me hives.

My moddom doesn't come with much power which is a good thing;)

Tzar
12-12-2011, 12:21 AM
OH.MY.GOD and I'm only on page 5 :sobbing:

Tzar
12-12-2011, 12:25 AM
OHMYGOD. And I've met this dude.

I've played him in tennis tournaments.

OHMAGAWD.

:sobbing:

Rafaella?
A dead son?
Shot in Mickey Ds?

Tzar
12-12-2011, 12:27 AM
I have Jon in FB and one pro coach is working with him, posting pics of Jon in his own FB which is not a fake so yes, the tennis part is true ;)

what's your FB profile. you look hot :devil:

Sjengster
12-12-2011, 01:10 AM
This is why when you write of momentous events it is vital to corroborate them with photographic evidence, much as I did with my discovery of a uniquely shaped Malteser some years back. These little precautions help to maintain one's image.

buddyholly
12-12-2011, 02:41 AM
I don't know if someone saw the documentary Catfish. It's the same frightening shit. A must-watch.

You thought that was a documentary? Here's a clue. After that they directed Paranormal 3.

Gagsquet
12-12-2011, 09:28 AM
You thought that was a documentary? Here's a clue. After that they directed Paranormal 3.

I didn't know that.
But I doubt it's a hoax anyway.

GOAT = Fed
12-12-2011, 10:19 AM
This thread has elevated Johnny to a mythical status. People for centuries will hype him up as that mythical creature that did it all and had it all in life

cobalt60
12-12-2011, 01:41 PM
This thread has elevated Johnny to a mythical status. People for centuries will hype him up as that mythical creature that did it all and had it all in life

And horny as well.

GOAT = Fed
12-12-2011, 02:00 PM
And horny as well.

Lest it be known that on 'tis day, a legend was born; Johnny Groove.

Mae
12-12-2011, 03:41 PM
Now if he would just write some short stories or novels and become rich and famous we could all say we knew him before he became rich and famous ;)

octatennis
12-12-2011, 05:50 PM
he can dedicated one his books to MTF.

Mae
12-13-2011, 11:56 AM
he can dedicated one his books to MTF.

Now there you go that's a great idea :D

Sophocles
12-13-2011, 03:00 PM
I believe in all Johnny Groove's stories.

GOAT = Fed
12-13-2011, 04:09 PM
There should be a film released entitled:

Johnny Groove: The Epic Gassed Stories.

Mae
12-13-2011, 04:29 PM
:superlol:

Gagsquet
04-13-2012, 08:13 PM
Tribute to the best thread of 2011 (and perhaps of all MTF times) :worship:

GOAT = Fed
04-13-2012, 08:15 PM
Yo Groove dude I got a new pick up line for you:

Wanna watch titanic in 3d on friday?

Yes!!

Fine, I'll be at yours on friday without any pants

Works 90% of the time, everytime.

Grinder
04-14-2012, 01:13 AM
No mention of him coming online several times real late at night and acting like he was "drunk" and posting like this:
OHFSMY GOSFHS I"MFDS SO DRUKNE RIHGIT NOWE

His and that chick KelliTherese's compulsive lying made that thread entertaining.

Examples:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5870408&postcount=4060
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5870450&postcount=4079

5 minutes later he just happens to make a mistake free post. :lol:

fast_clay
04-14-2012, 03:21 AM
i suffer a psysical disability from using Johnny Groove's pick up lines... if alub, well tnyight Cone has seen the movie Fhis is where Johnny Groove's advice has led me... my mum would not recognise me...

Topspindoctor
04-19-2012, 04:48 AM
I always knew Johnny Groove was a clown of the highest order - this thread just further confirms it. He was probably high on hallucinogens when he created all the hilarious bullshit he's now being ridiculed for. There is a good reason why you should trust about 0% what people post about themselves on the internet. Every post is a sly upon a sly, a feint within a feint.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he's a 35 year old basement nerd whose pro tennis career is limited to his Wii console and his greatest real life achievement is scaling the stairs of his parents' basement to reach the family fridge.

BroTree123
04-19-2012, 05:27 AM
I always knew Johnny Groove was a clown of the highest order - this thread just further confirms it. He was probably high on hallucinogens when he created all the hilarious bullshit he's now being ridiculed for. There is a good reason why you should trust about 0% what people post about themselves on the internet. Every post is a sly upon a sly, a feint within a feint.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he's a 35 year old basement nerd whose pro tennis career is limited to his Wii console and his greatest real life achievement is scaling the stairs of his parents' basement to reach the family fridge.

Holy shit, OW :lol:.

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/4417/pwnedy.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/847/pwnedy.jpg/)

:haha:.

Johnny Groove
04-19-2012, 11:36 AM
I always knew Johnny Groove was a clown of the highest order - this thread just further confirms it. He was probably high on hallucinogens when he created all the hilarious bullshit he's now being ridiculed for. There is a good reason why you should trust about 0% what people post about themselves on the internet. Every post is a sly upon a sly, a feint within a feint.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he's a 35 year old basement nerd whose pro tennis career is limited to his Wii console and his greatest real life achievement is scaling the stairs of his parents' basement to reach the family fridge.

:lol:

MichaelKrep
03-07-2014, 01:56 AM
Bump for the MTF newbies like me. This is pure class.

Unforced Terror
03-07-2014, 01:57 AM
Hello everyone. I haven't been on MTF in ages, but this thread was brought to my attention by someone I speak to off the forum. I'm glad to see Johnny posting in here and facing the music like a man, but I want to add just a little bit more information for the historical record. Most of it comes from either my own private messages with him or from the old Perv thread, which may be hard to find since it had to be broken up.

Yes, I knew about the infant son and girlfriend and the car accident, and the oddly convenient death. I don't remember his mother being killed though, and he's mentioned her about 100 times since then. At the time JG and I were exchanging private messages about sharing taped tennis matches or whatever and I felt so bad for him because he was constantly talking about how very broke he was. Imagine my surprise when he went to Europe about 6 months later on some school trip. It didn't add up, but I didn't really care because I didn't follow his posts or his life that closely. (Does any of this sound familiar Johnny?) There was also a trip to Puerto Rico in there somewhere, maybe right after graduation? Can't remember, just remember being confused about how broke he was or wasn't.

Then the Perv thread got started and an unofficial contest seems to have begun between JG and MTF's most notorious patho liar ever. We won't talk about her, but there is more to the 'I was stabbed at McDonald's' story than that one post. For a while leading up to that, Johnny regaled us with the story of his escapades with "Rafaella" the perfect girlfriend who got naked with him about an hour after they met, if I remember correctly. They were perfect together and the sex, which he wrote about in great detail in the perv thread, was hotter than every great movie you had ever seen in your life, combined. But then Johnny came home one day and discovered Rafaella having DP sex with 2 guys. D'oh! She tried to explain it away that they were just filming a porno because she was curious what that would be like (can't remember her age, but pretty sure JG was still in high school). I think it was about this time that "Rafa" told JG she was pregnant, and it was his baby. When he told us that Rafa was pregnant, he seemed to completely forget that this had happened to him before.

So a little while passes, and then the McDonald's stabbing/shooting happens. "Rafa" had a jealous ex boyfriend who was a gang member or something. So Rafa was at McDonald's, the ex shows up, she gets scared and calls Johnny, Johnny arrives just in time to get involved but darn the luck, the gun goes off, ricochets off of something and hits Rafa in just the right place for her to lose the baby. Don't remember what happened to Rafa after that, he stopped mentioning her. I looked all over the internet, never found any news articles about such a dramatic shooting/stabbing at McDonalds (wasn't surprised, many members of the perv thread knew it was all fiction). By the way, we had a lot of fun speculating why he chose the name 'Rafaella' for his fake, perfect girlfriend. What exactly was he working out of his system with that one?

Johnny, do you remember any of this? I do not like liars, not at all, but I cannot hate on Johnny for what he has done (and possibly continues to do). He doesn't tell these stories to hurt people, or to be malicious. He came back to this thread and faced the music, so maybe all this silliness really is just growing pains. (Unlike that other one who left MTF, but is still working it in other places on the internet tubes, hurting people).

Verd was right though, an apology would be nice. :)

Exposed.

MichaelKrep
03-07-2014, 02:00 AM
Naming her "Rafaella" was just the cherry on the cake. :haha:

Unforced Terror
03-07-2014, 02:12 AM
I wonder what Johnny named his "baby". Rafito? Jonathan II?

MichaelKrep
03-07-2014, 02:15 AM
I wonder what Johnny named his "baby". Rafito? Jonathan II?

Bjorn.

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Sham Kay
03-07-2014, 02:33 AM
Hello everyone. I haven't been on MTF in ages, but this thread was brought to my attention by someone I speak to off the forum. I'm glad to see Johnny posting in here and facing the music like a man, but I want to add just a little bit more information for the historical record. Most of it comes from either my own private messages with him or from the old Perv thread, which may be hard to find since it had to be broken up.

Yes, I knew about the infant son and girlfriend and the car accident, and the oddly convenient death. I don't remember his mother being killed though, and he's mentioned her about 100 times since then. At the time JG and I were exchanging private messages about sharing taped tennis matches or whatever and I felt so bad for him because he was constantly talking about how very broke he was. Imagine my surprise when he went to Europe about 6 months later on some school trip. It didn't add up, but I didn't really care because I didn't follow his posts or his life that closely. (Does any of this sound familiar Johnny?) There was also a trip to Puerto Rico in there somewhere, maybe right after graduation? Can't remember, just remember being confused about how broke he was or wasn't.

Then the Perv thread got started and an unofficial contest seems to have begun between JG and MTF's most notorious patho liar ever. We won't talk about her, but there is more to the 'I was stabbed at McDonald's' story than that one post. For a while leading up to that, Johnny regaled us with the story of his escapades with "Rafaella" the perfect girlfriend who got naked with him about an hour after they met, if I remember correctly. They were perfect together and the sex, which he wrote about in great detail in the perv thread, was hotter than every great movie you had ever seen in your life, combined. But then Johnny came home one day and discovered Rafaella having DP sex with 2 guys. D'oh! She tried to explain it away that they were just filming a porno because she was curious what that would be like (can't remember her age, but pretty sure JG was still in high school). I think it was about this time that "Rafa" told JG she was pregnant, and it was his baby. When he told us that Rafa was pregnant, he seemed to completely forget that this had happened to him before.

So a little while passes, and then the McDonald's stabbing/shooting happens. "Rafa" had a jealous ex boyfriend who was a gang member or something. So Rafa was at McDonald's, the ex shows up, she gets scared and calls Johnny, Johnny arrives just in time to get involved but darn the luck, the gun goes off, ricochets off of something and hits Rafa in just the right place for her to lose the baby. Don't remember what happened to Rafa after that, he stopped mentioning her. I looked all over the internet, never found any news articles about such a dramatic shooting/stabbing at McDonalds (wasn't surprised, many members of the perv thread knew it was all fiction). By the way, we had a lot of fun speculating why he chose the name 'Rafaella' for his fake, perfect girlfriend. What exactly was he working out of his system with that one?

Johnny, do you remember any of this? I do not like liars, not at all, but I cannot hate on Johnny for what he has done (and possibly continues to do). He doesn't tell these stories to hurt people, or to be malicious. He came back to this thread and faced the music, so maybe all this silliness really is just growing pains. (Unlike that other one who left MTF, but is still working it in other places on the internet tubes, hurting people).

Verd was right though, an apology would be nice. :)

Despite everything exposed about Groove here... I've always found the bolded part the most frightening...

Johnny Groove
03-07-2014, 03:11 AM
I mean, let's just bump all of my old threads, eh?

Fee, I must offer my apologies to you and to anyone I may have hurt.

Secondly, I mean, at this point, are we not just piling on?

Yes, I am an avid storyteller. I keep the masses entertained. I mean, I can lose 0-6 0-6 in the first round of a tournament, and the result thread has more responses than most main tour level matches. I am a raconteur, regaling the people and fascinating them. Perhaps I am a bit much at times, but are we not all human? I like to have fun, and sometimes it blows up in my face. So you wipe your face clean and start anew. I mean no maliciousness. I am all about love.

But are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? Are you seeing what's going on?

MichaelKrep
03-07-2014, 04:14 PM
I mean, let's just bump all of my old threads, eh?

As you yourself said, you are an entertainer. This is entertaining us very much so job well done! :yeah:

Sapeod
03-07-2014, 05:00 PM
While I do think most of the stuff you come up with complete and utter horseshit, I will admit that you are indeed a very entertaining poster. Hell, I'd put you right up there near the top, if I'm being honest.

Ace Pounder
03-07-2014, 05:16 PM
I read ALL of this thread.
What. An. Entertainment!
Honestly, I rarely laughed this much over an internet pawnage. This is priceless.

MTF certainly needs more of this.

TigerTim
03-07-2014, 06:00 PM
groove is no better than Raferminator :o

anyone remember her/it?

Sapeod
03-07-2014, 06:03 PM
groove is no better than Raferminator :o

anyone remember her/it?
I'd be hard pressed to compare even Mr Groove to that monstrosity.

GSMnadal
03-07-2014, 07:07 PM
Raferminator was the real ACC champion of 2012. If it wasn't for some disgraceful fixing from AJ.

GOAT troll. ACC title really would've been the crown on its work

Burrow
03-07-2014, 10:31 PM
Despite everything exposed about Groove here... I've always found the bolded part the most frightening...

Fee was very interested in PM'ing obviously teenage members.

miura88
03-07-2014, 10:42 PM
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