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Vodka soaked tampons

Johnny Groove
11-15-2011, 11:39 AM
http://reason.com/blog/2011/11/14/vodka-soaked-tampons-this-is-everywhere

All I can say is :tape:

jonathancrane
11-15-2011, 11:45 AM
:facepalm:

Nikki♥
11-15-2011, 11:47 AM
:facepalm: :facepalm:

Castafiore
11-15-2011, 11:50 AM
What on earth were you looking for online that this was your search result.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 11:54 AM
:haha:

merryploughbhoy
11-15-2011, 12:16 PM
Thats so funny, smart too is it means they can get liquored up without being caught at school.

MariaV
11-15-2011, 12:37 PM
Good heaven I just have an eye infection and I cannot really imagine pouring vodka on an eyeball! :help: :help: :bolt:

JolánGagó
11-15-2011, 12:57 PM
My Homework's Pleasure

My boyfriend quivers like soft makeup.
Cool!
My earring cheerleads for total tampons,
While my period aches for my training bra's chewing gum.

Mommy totally spews forth black boobs.
So my retainer erupts with really boring agony.
My letter sweater goes steady with beautiful deodorant.
Oh, how my curfew tastes like expensive perfume!

Pfloyd
11-15-2011, 01:09 PM
Wow.

:tape:

Filo V.
11-15-2011, 01:12 PM
This is the culture we're living in today. Kids desperate to get drunk by any means necessarily, just to be drunk. It's really sad, actually.

Har-Tru
11-15-2011, 01:13 PM
It started in Finland. NID.

fast_clay
11-15-2011, 02:43 PM
well it's a definite step up from being a victim of a used tampon employed as a projectile in a barroom argument...

Only Bogans...

Sunset of Age
11-15-2011, 03:04 PM
:haha:

I mean... this is a joke, right? Right? :scared:

scoobs
11-15-2011, 04:28 PM
But does it work? Cos it might help me get through some really boring meetings.

Sofonda Cox
11-15-2011, 04:33 PM
I hope they do vodka soaked anal suppository real soon. I'd be drunk all day every day.

scoobs
11-15-2011, 04:36 PM
I hope they do vodka soaked anal suppository real soon. I'd be drunk all day every day.
It's like a gay man's dream come true. Something jammed up your ass and alcohol at the same time.

Naudio Spanlatine
11-15-2011, 05:28 PM
OMG, who on EARTH would make stuff like this?:sobbing: :unsure: :o :facepalm:x1000000000000000000000 :banghead:

i actually LOVE tampax, thats what ive used for many years:bigcry: :bigcry: :tape:

smitty8
11-15-2011, 07:26 PM
Who the hell comes up with this stuff? :facepalm:

Lee
11-15-2011, 09:40 PM
But does it work? Cos it might help me get through some really boring meetings.

I hope they do vodka soaked anal suppository real soon. I'd be drunk all day every day.

I saw this on my local news where this blog referred to. If you click the link, you will read the original transcript that there were people suffered from alcohol poisoning.

Timariot
11-15-2011, 10:06 PM
This is an old urban legend (from the '90s, if not earlier). I very much doubt this is in reality a widespread practice.

edit. Just how much vodka you could have a tampon absorb anyway? Then one would have to figure the relatively minuscule amount which probably would actually enter bloodstream this way. Seems pretty inefficient way of getting drunk.

BigJohn
11-16-2011, 12:44 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-letter-to-parents-about-fake-teen-crazes-news/

From that article

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Darn teenagers...

buddyholly
11-16-2011, 01:18 AM
It's like a gay man's dream come true. Something jammed up your ass and alcohol at the same time.

Do you really think he only dreams about that?

Arkulari
11-29-2011, 04:33 AM
OMG, who on EARTH would make stuff like this?:sobbing: :unsure: :o :facepalm:x1000000000000000000000 :banghead:

i actually LOVE tampax, thats what ive used for many years:bigcry: :bigcry: :tape:

There are things we really don't need to know. :o

And yes, I've heard of this tampon trend before :stupid:

Topspindoctor
11-29-2011, 04:40 AM
There are multiple techniques to conceal alcohol breath. Shoving tampons up your ass is disgusting.

Arkulari
11-29-2011, 06:08 AM
There are multiple techniques to conceal alcohol breath. Shoving tampons up your ass is disgusting.

it's not about the breath :lol: it's about getting drunk faster :stupid: kids

Sofonda Cox
11-29-2011, 09:19 PM
Will it work if I soak vodka on toilet paper and then use it as a wet wipe after going to the toilet?

Sofonda Cox
11-29-2011, 09:25 PM
http://sylverblaque.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tampons-soaked-in-vodka.jpg?w=300&h=239

OMG i didn't realise that was a tampon, I thought it was those things with flaps like Always Extra.

I can fit one of those up my bum no probs. I let you know how it goes :D

Certinfy
11-29-2011, 09:25 PM
I can fit one of those up my bum no probs. I let you know how it goes :D
Can't wait to hear. :rolleyes:

Time Violation
11-29-2011, 09:28 PM
Will it work if I soak vodka on toilet paper and then use it as a wet wipe after going to the toilet?

Lol, not the smartest idea, you could mess yourself up by taking alcohol through the wrong holes. It's your body of course, but it's still stupid thing to do :)

Sofonda Cox
11-29-2011, 09:29 PM
Lol, not the smartest idea, you could mess yourself up by taking alcohol through the wrong holes. It's your body of course, but it's still stupid thing to do :)

I only have one down there :shrug:

Time Violation
11-29-2011, 09:39 PM
I only have one down there :shrug:

I think I'm aware of that :p You will just fry your ass, so unless you're gunning for the Darwin's award, better drink it the usual way :lol:

Topspindoctor
11-30-2011, 12:18 AM
it's not about the breath :lol: it's about getting drunk faster :stupid: kids

Kids today :rolleyes:

When will they learn it's not about getting drunk as fast as you can. The whole process can be amazing as well, especially with good food and good company.