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2011 ACC Discussion Thread (Main Draw in OP)

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Snowwy
11-14-2011, 01:56 AM
Keep it respectful guys.

Main Draw


(1) Clay Death vs. heretic
Just like Heaven vs. Mountaindewslave
EliSter vs. andylovesaustin
Iván vs. (32) Action Jackson

(15) rubbERR vs. Winnipeg (permabanned)
tangerine_dream vs. Bolar Bolabi
buddyholly vs. Lunir
Snowwy vs. (18) Farenhajt

(9) Nadalmyhero vs. Vida
Foxy vs. Xristos
tennis-hero vs. «Ivan»
Clydey vs. (21) FormerRafaFan aka sokk

(28) rocketassist vs. helvet_empire
-Federers_Mate-. (permabanned) vs. oomph (permabanned)
DorianGray7 vs. Ad Wim
Shambritfan vs. (6) Big John

(5) The Magician (permabanned) vs. Fairweather Fan
Roadmap vs. DDrago2
DualMedia vs. leng jai
tennizen vs. (26) Matt01

(23) Mungo vs. Pirata
SamJones vs. sexybeast
TMJordan vs. Goat=Fed
peribsen vs. (11) JolánGagó

(14) abraxas21 vs. hat_boy
Corey Feldman vs. rrainer
mediter vs. theseth1119
Super Djoker vs. (20) durrrr aka calimero

(30) Seingeist vs. Matchu
MTwEeZi vs. Langers
fast_clay vs. MuzzahLovah
oracle vs. (3) Saberq

(4) Sapeod vs. Arkulari
Sweet Cleopatra vs. GlennMirnyi (permabanned)
Fumus vs. nobama
ExcaliburII vs. (31)Mjau!

(13) Aloimeh vs. Orka_n
tribalfusion vs. MIMIC
Sheeplebuster vs. Hewitt_Legend
samansouke vs. (17)careergrandslam

(12) Rafa=FedKilla vs. henke007
jonathancrane vs. Heya
shiaben vs. Dmitry Verdasco
Tutu vs. (22) safin-rules-no1

(25) ossie vs. Grassquet
Bulzilla (rafwonusopen etc) vs. Nekromanta
richie21/yuri27 vs. RIboy
Roddickdominator vs. (7) Nole Fan

(8) Topspindoctor vs. thrust
Deivid23 vs. Johnny Groove
TheRafaelNadal vs. 2003
Serenidad vs. (27)Lawrence Of Tennis

(24) Raferminator vs. habibko
vucina vs. Li Chung Yuen
oranges vs. Link Mage
Jaz vs. (10) Filo.V

(16) Set Sampras vs. scoobs
Taejin vs. bilbo
Blackbriar (permabanned) vs. jcempire
Sunset of Age vs. (19) guga2120

(29) Tommy Vercetti vs. misty1
selyoink vs. GSMnadal
MunZe KonZa vs. Elena
Hian vs. (2) Everko

Smoke944
11-14-2011, 01:58 AM
When are MTFers not respectful? :confused: :p

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 02:06 AM
Problem here is, considering what this contest is called, a discussion about who are effectively the worst rabble of posters is bound to get heated. I'd get offended if I didn't read some insults. I mean, people here can't talk about tennis without slamming their opinions in each others faces, this is actually personal.. you expect chairs to be tossed, brows to be frowned, panties to be twisted.. not-

"Great guy.. has the occasional slip ups, I forgive him for it.. but I shall nominate him I think anyway. Cheerio.."

Nobody wants to see that.

@Sweet Cleopatra
11-14-2011, 02:27 AM
Problem here is, considering what this contest is called, a discussion about who are effectively the worst rabble of posters is bound to get heated. I'd get offended if I didn't read some insults. I mean, people here can't talk about tennis without slamming their opinions in each others faces, this is actually personal.. you expect chairs to be tossed, brows to be frowned, panties to be twisted.. not-

"Great guy.. has the occasional slip ups, I forgive him for it.. but I shall nominate him I think anyway. Cheerio.."

Nobody wants to see that.

It's just for fun. Don't make it serious.

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 02:36 AM
Oh don't worry, I won't make it serious. Just describing what's likely to happen. But now that you've attempted to tell me what to do, the rebel in me wants to free himself and stir some junk. Thanks for that.

Action Jackson
11-14-2011, 03:14 AM
secondly, i want to make a more practical and easier-to-resolve proposal to the powers: give a couple of wild cards to users with less than the required number of posts (btw, why was it increased from 300 to 1000?).

It's still 300 posts.

MatchFederer
11-14-2011, 03:15 AM
I'm already feeling feverishly violent having seen a photo of Victoria Shriekacheatarenka in this thread. I'll be well roused for this event that's for sure. I'm chomping at the frikking...

Let's DO THIS. I nominate everybody who has at least 1000 posts. EVERYBODY.



P.s.


Why, oh why... ahuuuuuuuu *ball hits the net* oh i'll stop shrieking like a massive breast now. Nice tactics.

Filo V.
11-14-2011, 03:21 AM
All of the big shots on this forum like me. Unbanned and banned alike. So therefore, I know that the people who don't like me and want to see me win this shit, are not of my concern at all.

I think we all know why. It's because I'm a bad ass bitch.

Chase Visa
11-14-2011, 03:42 AM
Most of the nominations so far are who I'd nominate, good to see.

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 03:51 AM
wow, another massive deletion of posts

colour me surprised

Smoke944
11-14-2011, 03:52 AM
wow, another massive deletion of posts

colour me surprised

was going to expand on the point you made in your second post but it was gone after I walked away from the computer for a second :rolleyes:
won't make that mistake next time

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 03:57 AM
it's a shame, the first page of this thread contained some of the funniest posts i've read in days but now they're gone.

i thought that at least this thread would be clean of excessive censorship and PC moderation.

leng jai
11-14-2011, 04:07 AM
I feel that my ethnicity will once again hold me back from the title this year.

Topspindoctor
11-14-2011, 04:23 AM
abraxas21 deserves the title for sure. He's like lesser version of Mugician with his conspiracy theories and complaining about everything. Sapeod has his hands full against this juggernaut :scared:

rocketassist
11-14-2011, 04:32 AM
Sapeod is a unique performer and candidate, but as far as fanbases go, it would be shocking if a Noletroll didn't win it for his/her stable as collectively they've been the worst all year (especially the bi-tards)

BTW heya sucks these days, turned into a Spartatroll when her crackpot psychopathic theories used to make me :inlove:

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 04:54 AM
abraxas21 deserves the title for sure. He's like lesser version of Mugician with his conspiracy theories and complaining about everything. Sapeod has his hands full against this juggernaut :scared:

:lol: hilarious to hear from you that i deserve the title.

as for the rest, there are no conspiracies. i just state facts and opinions anyone with two working brain cells can see and/or deduce by themselves. maybe if the admins/mods didnt run the whole website like sopranos things would get to be more transparent and the less fortunate ones would be able to understand the rigidity of rules in place and the discression that the guys in charge have when it comes to impose punishments. then again, that would be akin to asking nadal to stop faking injuries. it ain't happening

Johnny Groove
11-14-2011, 05:01 AM
:lol: hilarious to hear from you that i deserve the title.

as for the rest, there are no conspiracies. i just state facts and opinions anyone with two working brain cells can see and/or deduce by themselves. maybe if the admins/mods didnt run the whole website like sopranos things would get to be more transparent and the less fortunate ones would be able to understand the rigidity of rules in place and the discression that the guys in charge have when it comes to impose punishments. then again, that would be akin to asking nadal to stop faking injuries. it ain't happening

Scoobs- Junior Soprano
Snowwy- Tony Soprano
RagingLamb- Christopher Moltisanti

I think we should have MTF trials to sentence posters to permabans. As it is, it seems like MTF is a dictatorship.

Seingeist
11-14-2011, 07:47 AM
abraxas21 deserves the title for sure. He's like lesser version of Mugician with his conspiracy theories and complaining about everything. Sapeod has his hands full against this juggernaut :scared:

"Deserves the title" might be a bit overzealous, but it is indisputable that his clownishness is vastly underrated here. Your description is apt.

Pirata.
11-14-2011, 08:31 AM
I could never withdraw from ACC, the nomination, banter and voting is too much fun. Made a lot of friends here in last year's competition too :lol:

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 01:05 PM
I feel that my ethnicity will once again hold me back from the title this year.
I always thought this would be the one contest where an abundance of ethnicity helps to get noticed.

buddyholly
11-14-2011, 01:13 PM
I could never withdraw from ACC, the nomination, banter and voting is too much fun. Made a lot of friends here in last year's competition too :lol:

Sending messages to people saying they are disgusting and then being unable to say why is not banter, just stupidity.

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 01:19 PM
i dont see the purpose of this thread

any minor joke might be the cause for getting posts deleted or even a ban if the mods in charge don't like it.

it's not only contradictory but also truly stupid to hold a contest that's by nature offensive and disrespectful such as the ACC and pretend that the rules of good conduct and behaviour should amd must be enforced by the powers that be. then again, the moderations/admins are probly living in disneyland.

Hewitt =Legend
11-14-2011, 01:29 PM
I sort of agree with abraxas here. If there's going to be a discussion thread in which posters argue with each other on why they are arse clowns then naturally the conversations are going to get a little heated. I think the mods should be a little more lenient in this thread and perhaps let the smaller things go by undeleted and unbanned that in other threads they'd wipe out straight away.

I mean, people should know what to expect coming into this thread and if you can't take it then don't dish it out. It's pretty simple really. And if you get offended by some anonymous poster on an internet forum over an arse-clown contest, well you've lost all hope haven't you :lol:

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 01:34 PM
It's actually been relatively peaceful thus far. Disappointing to say the least. Someone say something controversial already.

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 01:38 PM
It's actually been relatively peaceful thus far. Disappointing to say the least. Someone say something controversial already.

slightly controversial posts have been made already. however, they've gotten deleted :rolleyes:

Hewitt =Legend
11-14-2011, 01:39 PM
It's actually been relatively peaceful thus far. Disappointing to say the least. Someone say something controversial already.

My cats breath smells like cat food...

JolánGagó
11-14-2011, 01:41 PM
Deletions in this thread should be strictly limited to the most egregious rule violations (porn, racism, etc) and to posts by or about quitters.

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 01:45 PM
Moderators are the devils children :devil:

Gagsquet
11-14-2011, 01:48 PM
You are all clowns because you are not French. Fact.

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 01:50 PM
It is a pity about selyoink. I don't know what he said but I imagine it was nothing serious. Just more heavy handed policing from the clownerators :rolleyes:

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 01:55 PM
You are all clowns because you are not French. Fact.
Yeah, the French are great. Their love of men as a nation is second to none.

Oh, it is on.

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 01:59 PM
French women have more body hair than French men. Fact.

Gagsquet
11-14-2011, 02:01 PM
English guys have a french player in their avatar coz they suck at football. Fact.

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 02:04 PM
Cantona is an adopted Mancunian. Fact.

Time Violation
11-14-2011, 02:07 PM
English guys have a french player in their avatar coz they suck at football. Fact.

Who watches football anyway? :)

emotion
11-14-2011, 02:09 PM
Who nominated me? Can't find it

Gagsquet
11-14-2011, 02:09 PM
Cantona fucks the pope in the ass. Fact

T9ByRANbXDs

Har-Tru
11-14-2011, 02:09 PM
You all suck at football except ourselves. Fact.

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 02:13 PM
Cantona fucks the pope in the ass. Fact

T9ByRANbXDs

Eric :bowdown:

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 02:15 PM
You all suck at football except ourselves. Fact.

The Dutch taught the Spanish how to play football. Fact. :D

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 02:15 PM
Have we been banned yet?

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 02:19 PM
It's obvious which nation fails the most. Spain. Not only do they produce insults to the game of tennis, like Lopez, Verdasco and Nadal, but they claim to be the best footballers on Earth and get ripped to shreds by a crappy England side. Deary deary me.

Har-Tru
11-14-2011, 02:33 PM
In terms of sporting achievements, England is in the same league as countries like Slovakia, Philippines or Chile. Fact.

Roadmap
11-14-2011, 02:36 PM
The Spanish armada fared well in 1588 :D

Har-Tru
11-14-2011, 02:36 PM
The Dutch are the ultimate losers who will never be good enough to win a World Cup. Fact.

Har-Tru
11-14-2011, 02:38 PM
And here we find the standard tactics of Brits: resorting to ancient stuff.

Just like when they cheated their way to a World Cup title back when the Beatles were fresh blood.

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 02:53 PM
And here we find the standard tactics of Brits: resorting to ancient stuff.

Just like when they cheated their way to a World Cup title back when the Beatles were fresh blood.
Have you been nominated as an arseclown yet? You've gone under the radar if not.

I await with baited breath in hopes to see the "Nah j/k" under your name disappear. And a happy new year.

Nole Rules
11-14-2011, 02:58 PM
Serbs will rule the world in 2050. Fact.

Time Violation
11-14-2011, 03:02 PM
Serbs will rule the world in 2050. Fact.

There will be hardly any of us left by then :lol:

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 03:08 PM
Serbia will probably be split up into Ser and Bia by then.. No need to worry..

Everytime they get close to world domination they feck it up with in-fighting.

I am so doomed.

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 03:50 PM
One thing I've noticed.. whenever someone gets banned and subsequently has their post deleted, everyone who actually apparently read what they said to get banned talk about it in such a basic, mysterious way.. It's either something like 'oh yeah, that post was over the top and inappropriate, those THINGS they said.. how offensive' or 'the post where so and so wrote those.. things wasn't THAT bad, those WORDS they wrote didn't deserve a ban. Really harsh moderating'. Or even '..Dude got punk'd'.

Might be easier for the rest of us to judge if you at least gave us the highlights or the jist of what they said to get banned. Could even assist us in our judgement of them in the ACC.. which is of vital importance equivalent to anything going on in the world right now. Unless you get off on keeping us in the dark, in which case continue.. I have no qualms about your preferred fetishes.

Everko
11-14-2011, 04:39 PM
The most important thing that we must see in this ACC is that people realize who the true clowns of this forum are. They are the people who act like they are not the clowns and that the clowns are a zoo show for them. People like action Jackson,Johnny Groove and Orka_n. It will show that our forum is progressing if posters like that gpo deeper than Topspindoctor,GSm Nadal, and other good posters who have strong opinions about their favorite players.

Orka_n
11-14-2011, 05:00 PM
The most important thing that we must see in this ACC is that people realize who the true clowns of this forum are. They are the people who act like they are not the clowns and that the clowns are a zoo show for them. People like action Jackson,Johnny Groove and Orka_n. It will show that our forum is progressing if posters like that gpo deeper than Topspindoctor,GSm Nadal, and other good posters who have strong opinions about their favorite players.How would you describe "acting like you're not a clown" more specifically?

Everko
11-14-2011, 05:04 PM
How would you describe "acting like you're not a clown" more specifically?

By always saying others are clowns and thinking that you are not. Mainly its posters who criticize a group of intense fans for a player usually Nadal fans get criticized, then when the "non-clowns" are asked their opinion on the players they give a middle of the road answer, because only clowns are fans of their players.

LawrenceOfTennis
11-14-2011, 05:05 PM
Serbs will rule the world in 2050. Fact.

:facepalm:

Pirata.
11-14-2011, 05:11 PM
Sending messages to people saying they are disgusting and then being unable to say why is not banter, just stupidity.

I badrepped the post that was disgusting, which was not related in any way, shape or form to ACC, no further explanation necessary, stop stalking me please :wavey:

Everko
11-14-2011, 05:13 PM
Have you been nominated as an arseclown yet? You've gone under the radar if not.

.

this is true. Har-Tru is a massive clown

Everko
11-14-2011, 05:15 PM
Habibko needs more votes. He is the forums largest Fed Clwon not named Piss Ant. Plus he fools people because many actually think he is a thoughtful and reasonable guy, but the only allegiance he has is to the Swiss idol.

fast_clay
11-14-2011, 05:21 PM
Habibko needs more votes. He is the forums largest Fed Clwon not named Piss Ant. Plus he fools people because many actually think he is a thoughtful and reasonable guy, but the only allegiance he has is to the Swiss idol.

Yes. Habibko is a major MTF clown. He needs to come here and explain why he has committed acts that made even hardened clowns cry.

Clown Habibko. Step forth. Explain yourself. Let MTF judge you.

Orka_n
11-14-2011, 05:24 PM
By always saying others are clowns and thinking that you are not.That's 95% of MTF right there.

Mainly its posters who criticize a group of intense fans for a player usually Nadal fans get criticized, then when the "non-clowns" are asked their opinion on the players they give a middle of the road answer, because only clowns are fans of their players.If by "intense fans" you mean delusional ones, then yes, I guess I do act like I'm not a clown.

The thing is, what you call a middle of the road answer is probably the answer closest to the truth. I have seen you indicate this before though, especially in the case of Groove: you seem to think that if you don't worship your player beyond all reason then you're not a "true" fan. Basically if I was to get your approval as an intense fan, I'd have to go around saying "SODERLING WILL WIN AT LEAST 3 SLAMS IN 2012!!! :shrug:". But if I did that you'd dislike me anyway since there's no way Soderclown could accomplish that, right?

Now, I honestly don't believe something like that will happen - but openly admitting this will apparently make me a fake fan. There's no way for me to win, is there? ;)

Everko
11-14-2011, 05:26 PM
There's no way for me to win, is there? ;)

of course not. You forever lost the day you chose Flukerling Soderclown as your favorite player.

Pirata.
11-14-2011, 05:28 PM
Everko acting like he wasn't out sacrificing bulls to the Norse gods after "Soderclown" beat Fed last year at Roland Garros :rolls:

Orka_n
11-14-2011, 05:31 PM
of course not. You forever lost the day you chose Flukerling Soderclown as your favorite player.:rocker2:

Sofonda Cox
11-14-2011, 06:11 PM
Nole Fan already won this thing. Seems like the most pointless year to run it so far :shrug: won't even be close.

Jaz
11-14-2011, 06:13 PM
I seem to have been nominated.. Can't see who nominated me though, can they be done anonymously?

Har-Tru
11-14-2011, 06:28 PM
this is true. Har-Tru is a massive clown

I'm massive, yes.

Seingeist
11-14-2011, 06:37 PM
Nole Fan already won this thing. Seems like the most pointless year to run it so far :shrug: won't even be close.

Are you a betting man?

of course not. You forever lost the day you chose Flukerling Soderclown as your favorite player.

i.e. "You are a clown because you are not a gloryhunter."

This is precisely why you continue to remain near the top, Everko.

buddyholly
11-14-2011, 07:05 PM
I badrepped the post that was disgusting, which was not related in any way, shape or form to ACC, no further explanation necessary, stop stalking me please :wavey:

Here is the ''disgusting'' post:

What if the person throwing n-bombs at a black person is black? Would it be just harmless banter?

What part of that disgusted you?

The post was made in reference to your prior statement that calling someone ''redneck'' is just harmless banter.

I don't think you know the meaning of ''stalking.'' It does not mean you can post something outrageous and claim immunity from a response. This is not a ''statement'' forum, it is a ''discussion'' forum.

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 07:44 PM
of course not. You forever lost the day you chose Flukerling Soderclown as your favorite player.
This is called a not very concealed attempt at sounding like a typical clown.. my trusty informants tell me many individual forumers are respectable as fans of their own players i.e obviously love them as players, but do not overestimate/hype or troll using them, yet are still considered clowns.

These individual forumers are considered major league clowns for the simple fact they say negative things about other players. The better the player they're hating on is compared to the player they themselves like, the greater their perceived clownish levels.. Examples would be certain Soderling fans and Del Potro fans.

Now if these same people were fans of Nadal or Federer, they would be seen as lesser clowns.. remember, they are sensible about their favourite player compared to numerous other Nadal/Federer fans, so their occasional hate of other players goes severely unnoticed. This would be double-standards, while the reasoning that "Your player is shit and therefore doesn't give you the right to hate on better players" is mute and no reason to make someones clown levels greater than someone who throws around the same amount of hate on lesser players while being fans of greater players.

My long past observations have brought to light more ACC irony as I'm certain you might be glad to hear. It is no secret that groups of fans or tards if you will are the on the whole the favourites in this current contest, they are not usually judged as individuals, instead as just yet another in a herd of morons, expressing varyingly high levels of clownishness. This means the winner of the ACC will almost certainly be a tard.

Now, in spite of this, the banned user, GlennMirnyi is considered one of the biggest clowns of all time by many. Someone who hardly even expressed liking tennis let alone a player. There are a few others like this too, but they won't be mentioned. Strangely the rare few who do not support a modern player at all and just criticize are given unprecedented clown levels even compared to tards.

Well that took 3 minutes out of my life. Do not waste your minute reading this crap.. Maybe I should have said that at the beginning.. ah well.

GSMnadal
11-14-2011, 07:56 PM
This is called a not very concealed attempt at sounding like a typical clown.. my trusty informants tell me many individual forumers are respectable as fans of their own players i.e obviously love them as players, but do not overestimate/hype or troll using them, yet are still considered clowns.

These individual forumers are considered major league clowns for the simple fact they say negative things about other players. The better the player they're hating on is compared to the player they themselves like, the greater their perceived clownish levels.. Examples would be certain Soderling fans and Del Potro fans.

Now if these same people were fans of Nadal or Federer, they would be seen as lesser clowns.. remember, they are sensible about their favourite player compared to numerous other Nadal/Federer fans, so their occasional hate of other players goes severely unnoticed. This would be double-standards, while the reasoning that "Your player is shit and therefore doesn't give you the right to hate on better players" is mute and no reason to make someones clown levels greater than someone who throws around the same amount of hate on lesser players while being fans of greater players.

My long past observations have brought to light more ACC irony as I'm certain you might be glad to hear. It is no secret that groups of fans or tards if you will are the on the whole the favourites in this current contest, they are not usually judged as individuals, instead as just yet another in a herd of morons, expressing varyingly high levels of clownishness. This means the winner of the ACC will almost certainly be a tard.

Now, in spite of this, the banned user, GlennMirnyi is considered one of the biggest clowns of all time by many. Someone who hardly even expressed liking tennis let alone a player. There are a few others like this too, but they won't be mentioned. Strangely the rare few who do not support a modern player at all and just criticize are given unprecedented clown levels even compared to tards.

Well that took 3 minutes out of my life. Do not waste your minute reading this crap.. Maybe I should have said that at the beginning.. ah well.

Keep it in bite size chunks for the ACC threads. Anything that isn't an insult in more or less one sentence, isn't ACC material

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 07:57 PM
Here is the ''disgusting'' post:

What if the person throwing n-bombs at a black person is black? Would it be just harmless banter?

What part of that disgusted you?

The post was made in reference to your prior statement that calling someone ''redneck'' is just harmless banter.

I don't think you know the meaning of ''stalking.'' It does not mean you can post something outrageous and claim immunity from a response. This is not a ''statement'' forum, it is a ''discussion'' forum.

:facepalm:

BH keeps campaigning hard for the ACC. it certainly is a monumental effort. while most of the epic clowns make a name for themselves in GM discussing about their fave players, BH has been clowning around exclusively in NT. And what a campaign it has been thus far. should make the quarters

Sham Kay
11-14-2011, 08:09 PM
Keep it in bite size chunks for the ACC threads. Anything that isn't an insult in more or less one sentence, isn't ACC material
I make my own rules. Besides, not being a Nadaltard clown, I find it difficult to grasp the concept of desperate simplicity.. But I'll humour you.

GSMnadal
11-14-2011, 08:12 PM
I make my own rules. Besides, not being a Nadaltard clown, I find it difficult to grasp the concept of desperate simplicity..

My work here is done

abraxas21
11-14-2011, 08:15 PM
listen up, folks. i'll tell ya a story

once i was at a party and met a guy who happened to be a nadaltard

he was a mug

the end

Sofonda Cox
11-14-2011, 08:21 PM
listen up, folks. i'll tell ya a story

once i was at a party and met a guy who happened to be a nadaltard

he was a mug

the end

Amaze party.

Gagsquet
11-14-2011, 08:25 PM
I was at the same party I guess. This guy called me general.

Lopez
11-14-2011, 09:18 PM
I was at the same party I guess. This guy called me general.

Probably the same freak who told me to "Pray for death". Would've been scared but he was a skinny little guy with some weird gladiator gear on. Kinda felt sorry for him.

Wonder what happened to him :scratch:

cobalt60
11-14-2011, 09:24 PM
I'm massive, yes.

That's what I've heard.

rocketassist
11-14-2011, 10:19 PM
of course not. You forever lost the day you chose Flukerling Soderclown as your favorite player.

Topspindoctor, one of your heroes who you have posters of on your bedroom wall, LIKES SODERLING.

:haha:

leng jai
11-14-2011, 10:21 PM
That's what I've heard.

I can confirm this 100%.

fast_clay
11-14-2011, 10:27 PM
I was at the same party I guess. This guy called me general.

i heard you used to go to The Castle... :haha: :spit: ....ffs... :spit: :spit: :lol:

cobalt60
11-14-2011, 10:35 PM
:spit: Oh this is why I love the off season contests;)

How massive is massive Mister Jai?

Clay Death
11-14-2011, 10:38 PM
inmates running the asylum here or what. too funny.

let the blind hate flow freely and recklessly.

cobalt60
11-14-2011, 10:41 PM
inmates running the asylum here or what. too funny.

let the blind hate flow freely and recklessly.

Well ignore the hatred and just enjoy the laughs!

LawrenceOfTennis
11-14-2011, 10:42 PM
inmates running the asylum here or what. too funny.

let the blind hate flow freely and recklessly.

This.

Gagsquet
11-14-2011, 10:46 PM
i heard you used to go to The Castle... :haha: :spit: ....ffs... :spit: :spit: :lol:

:lol: I used to go to the Castle? You learn me something today. :lol:

Clay Death
11-14-2011, 10:47 PM
Well ignore the hatred and just enjoy the laughs!

affirmative.

that is exactly what i am doing.

seems like the best amusement here comes from the most reckless blind hate and envy fungus.

guess it is just human nature. we might as well take a light-hearted view of it.

i dont let it bother me anymore. they can just let it flow.

@Sweet Cleopatra
11-14-2011, 11:31 PM
The thread http://smiles.mmuz.com/data/15/a6rbc_38.gif

Seingeist
11-14-2011, 11:38 PM
The thread http://smiles.mmuz.com/data/15/a6rbc_38.gif

That is the most disturbing smiley I've ever seen.

Please never post that again.

Goldenoldie
11-14-2011, 11:41 PM
Oh dear! Every time I begin to think that CD is after all a Homo Sapiens, because he writes something with a grain of truth in it, he repeats his litany and confirms he is indeed Homo Neanderthalis. So sad

LawrenceOfTennis
11-14-2011, 11:43 PM
That is the most disturbing smiley I've ever seen.

Please never post that again.

Agree.

@Sweet Cleopatra
11-14-2011, 11:44 PM
That is the most disturbing smiley I've ever seen.

Please never post that again.

I don't think you got it. It's a clown and the competition is about clowns.

fast_clay
11-14-2011, 11:46 PM
i heard you used to go to The Castle... :haha: :spit: ....ffs... :spit: :spit: :lol:

:lol: I used to go to the Castle? You learn me something today. :lol:

yep, man, it was you... don't deny it, cos that's what i heard... reliable source as well... :lol: having a good old chinwag you were too :spit: :haha: gettin right into it mate :spit: :haha:

Gagsquet
11-15-2011, 12:15 AM
yep, man, it was you... don't deny it, cos that's what i heard... reliable source as well... :lol: having a good old chinwag you were too :spit: :haha: gettin right into it mate :spit: :haha:

If it makes you happy to believe in this..
But unfortunately for you, never I did. And it's easily demonstrable.

Topspindoctor
11-15-2011, 12:39 AM
listen up, folks. i'll tell ya a story

once i was at a party and met a guy who happened to be a nadaltard

he was a mug

the end

Don't lie, you don't go to parties, you sit on MTF all day, crying about mods :wavey:

habibko
11-15-2011, 01:06 AM
Habibko needs more votes. He is the forums largest Fed Clwon not named Piss Ant. Plus he fools people because many actually think he is a thoughtful and reasonable guy, but the only allegiance he has is to the Swiss idol.

says the guy who posts a camel pic in response to my posts and bad reps me for "envy" of a fake girl's pictures in the pix thread, I should be dragged to a psychiatry ward if I was considered reasonable by you :o

the fact that the only bad thing you can accuse and hold against me is me being an ardent fan of Roger says enough about your fucked up standards

Yes. Habibko is a major MTF clown. He needs to come here and explain why he has committed acts that made even hardened clowns cry.

Clown Habibko. Step forth. Explain yourself. Let MTF judge you.

I don't know what to say, I'll just point out that I'm currently banned from you-know-which forum, not even an almost modding-free forum can tolerate me when I start to argue a bit..

seriously though I'm not even trying to piss people off, you'll notice that it's Fed haters who always jump at me, not my fault -_-

Sham Kay
11-15-2011, 01:37 AM
There are some who have to try and try and try to be recognized as a clown, to the point of trashing the forum and making others hurl.. then there are others who just need to post arbitrary posts to get quoted constantly, poked, mocked, stalked, bad repped and thrown amongst the worst rabble of offenders. It really is a mystery.. must have something to do with their past on the forum.. rumours spread via Chinese whispers.. their background maybe.. controversial stuff.

Now I await the next person who decides to sum up this thread.. Possibly using the spit emote.. That person will not be a person, that person will be an Arseclown.

Topspindoctor
11-15-2011, 01:39 AM
:spit:

Seingeist
11-15-2011, 02:21 AM
I don't think you got it. It's a clown and the competition is about clowns.

Its relevance does not render the ghastly thing any less obscene.

I'll not sleep a wink tonight.

Rafa = Fed Killa
11-15-2011, 03:52 AM
says the guy who posts a camel pic in response to my posts and bad reps me for "envy" of a fake girl's pictures in the pix thread, I should be dragged to a psychiatry ward if I was considered reasonable by you :o

the fact that the only bad thing you can accuse and hold against me is me being an ardent fan of Roger says enough about your fucked up standards



I don't know what to say, I'll just point out that I'm currently banned from you-know-which forum, not even an almost modding-free forum can tolerate me when I start to argue a bit..

seriously though I'm not even trying to piss people off, you'll notice that it's Fed haters who always jump at me, not my fault -_-

Yes of course Habibko isnt a clown.
She just thinks Djokovic is a one time slam wonder and that he could never beat Federer.

Rafa = Fed Killa
11-15-2011, 03:55 AM
listen up, folks. i'll tell ya a story

once i was at a party and met a guy who happened to be a nadaltard

he was a mug

the end

Was this "party" you and your stuffed animals trying to make out with Federer's poster

fast_clay
11-15-2011, 07:55 AM
I don't know what to say, I'll just point out that I'm currently banned from you-know-which forum, not even an almost modding-free forum can tolerate me when I start to argue a bit..

seriously though I'm not even trying to piss people off, you'll notice that it's Fed haters who always jump at me, not my fault -_-

yes... i would say mtf is not exactly the best place to be a fan of a player... it is, ironically, the worst place...

leng jai
11-15-2011, 08:43 AM
I'm a fan of MTF

Gagsquet
11-15-2011, 11:01 AM
I hope yuri27 will have a good run

I just notice Manon withdrew. Probably ashamed of his/her split personality disease.

Har-Tru
11-15-2011, 01:42 PM
:lol: I used to go to the Castle? You learn me something today. :lol:

Not English, though. Did he?

Ben.
11-15-2011, 03:06 PM
How is the seeding working? Tally of nominations? Seems like the fairest way, if tedious for whoever has to count.

Clay Death
11-15-2011, 03:08 PM
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good one har-tru.







http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz47/claydeath/armes_blan-09.gif

Gagsquet
11-15-2011, 03:18 PM
Not English, though. Did he?

English level joke
Never gets old..

Roger the Dodger
11-15-2011, 06:23 PM
I never took much notice of this inhouse tournament last year but since then, I've heard so much of it that I want to know if winning or doing well in this helps us personally? How should I better my chances to be noticed and get nominated?

Also what does ACC stand for?

Seingeist
11-15-2011, 06:24 PM
English level joke
Never gets old..

He's a very foolish poster, so you oughtn't let it bother you.

I'd take a share of discernment or wisdom over language proficiency (non-native, at that) any day of the week, and Har-Tru lacks any semblance of the former.

Johnny Groove
11-15-2011, 06:28 PM
It stands for Arse Clown Contest.

And if you want to be noticed, just act like an arse clown :shrug:

Roger the Dodger
11-15-2011, 06:34 PM
But you sound like a sensible guy. Why were you nominated so many times?

Gagsquet
11-15-2011, 06:42 PM
But you sound like a sensible guy. Why were you nominated so many times?

25000 posts

Roger the Dodger
11-15-2011, 06:44 PM
^^Your chances get better with the number of posts?

But guys like Rodre Fegassi who've posts in few hundreds seem to be getting all the attention.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 07:03 PM
Is it a prestige? I guess it depends, for some people it's definitely a coveted thing, though they will try to claim otherwise :p Number of posts doesn't matter that much, behaving like an ass is all it takes, though quantity helps I guess.

Seingeist
11-15-2011, 07:09 PM
But you sound like a sensible guy. Why were you nominated so many times?

Hmm. Can't speak for everyone else, but I nominate him mostly for the "misogynistic douchebag" routine and the general lack of self-awareness.

"Sensible guy" is off the mark.


If you want to do better in the ACC, Dodger, you need to draw attention to yourself in some way or other, and the votes will come. Try defending a controversial or minority position in NT. Everyone who disagrees with you will call you an ass clown and toss you a vote (according to just how unpopular the position that you are defending is).

Achieving ass clown status in GM is a bit more difficult, and requires more persistence to stand out from the herd. A couple ideas:

1. Bitch unrelentingly (a la Abraxas)
2. Take fanboyism to a truly irrational extreme, such that you significantly overvalue your player and undervalue his opponents, all the while making yourself as vocal as possible about it (a la many posters such as Sapeod, Feldman, MonfilsFanatic, Muzzahlovah, Grassquet, and so many Nadaltards, most of whom have "Nadal" in their username).

Of course, there is a shortcut to ACC success, and that is strong campaigning in the ACC threads themselves. If you can make a big enough stink in those threads, you're sure to climb the rankings.

Har-Tru
11-15-2011, 07:28 PM
He's a very foolish poster, so you oughtn't let it bother you.

I'd take a share of discernment or wisdom over language proficiency (non-native, at that) any day of the week, and Har-Tru lacks any semblance of the former.

Sometimes the inner irony of a statement can be overwhelming.

There is a poster on this forum who does take feigned language proficiency over discernment and wisdom any day of the week. Feigned I say, since I don't consider stifling pomposity and dead end gibberish as praiseworthy linguistic strategies.

They are very often the ragged weapons of a limited, closed mind. The kind of mind that would endorse the position that the earth is some thousands years old and that evolution is a myth. So much for discernment and wisdom.

This is the first serious post I've written on this thread, and hopefully the last.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 07:40 PM
Dear MTF,

I am wholeheartedly appealing to MTF and its memebers to get rid of the ACC contest for a number of concerning reasons which are outlined below:

i) Firtly it encourages member to actively seek out trolls who can be nominated for the contest, hence giving trolls/'tards publicity and even more attention than they recieve, they get MTF-wide recognition, which is exactly what they crave. If this contest is shut down or abolished, the trolls/'tards will not be getting the attention which they do not deserve.

ii) Secondly it encourages trolls to be trolling 'big time' on General messages. As you all will be aware of course, General messages is the main board on this forum where we can discuss the latest tennis results, news etc and I believe the quality of the posts is too poor at this moment in time, and I largely attribute this due to the fact that an unprecedented number of trolls are lurking GM, ready to troll and spam. Seingeist himself in another topic says these are the conditions to be nominated for the ACC contest:

Achieving ass clown status in GM is a bit more difficult, and requires more persistence to stand out from the herd. A couple ideas:

1. Bitch unrelentingly (a la Abraxas)
2. Take fanboyism to a truly irrational extreme, such that you significantly overvalue your player and undervalue his opponents, all the while making yourself as vocal as possible about it (a la many posters such as Sapeod, Feldman, MonfilsFanatic, Muzzahlovah, Grassquet, and so many Nadaltards, most of whom have "Nadal" in their username).


As you can see he himself says you need to be 'presistent' to stand out of the horde, showing the sheer magnitude of trolls on GM and this contest does nothing but fall right into their objectives; to get attention.

iii) Thirdly getting nominated into the ACC should not be something to be praised, as I have seen a bit on the contest threads, people are happy/joyous of making it into the nomination.

iv) Never have I, in my young existence seen on any forums where trolls/'tards have a contest for themselves. They are usually shunned by the other members and ignored, whereas here I have seen a different mentality. Posters who share the same tennis allegiance with a 'tard will do whatever if take (Even if they are not 'tards themselves) to hype up their 'tard and to get them to annoy people.

v) The 'tards blouting their annoying rhetoric on GM gets repetitive really fast and hence again the quality of posts suffer.

vi) Perhaps the most important point; The 'tards spouting their annoying crap also in turn means good and articulate posts are often overlooked in favour of people replying to 'tards (Usually 'tards themselves of another tennis player) and causes a big argument which turns the whole attention of the posters to the 'flame war' going on between the 'tards and instead of ignoring the 'flame war' and reporting the 'tards to a mod.

I have many other reasons but I'm afraid time is not on my side. Hopefully everyone will read this post and realise the truth that we are falling right into the 'tards' hands by making this joke of a contest.

Thank you for taking your time to read.

Yours sincerely,

GOAT=Fed

EDIT:

Just saw that the mod started this topic. Says it all really. The mods should not adhere to such a contest, but I do not blame them as everyone is involved here (Even the very best of the posters that I know around here), we are all falling for the 'tards' charms. Please do not allow it happen. Make a stand this year.

Sham Kay
11-15-2011, 07:51 PM
This'll be a cakewalk for generic user number 1.

The only way I see generic user number 1 losing is due to a choke. What's that you ask? How does one choke in a clown voting contest? Choking is a vital part of anything competitive you'll do in life so this must be explained. Yes, there is an MTF guide somewhere, but this is specific to the ACC.

For all you aspiring clutch clowns out there here are the simple rules you must steadfastly adhere to during ACC time, not fully committing will result in an immense choke:

1) DO NOT compliment another fanbase.

2) DO NOT give the impression you understand ANYTHING - especially with regards to Tennis.

3) Be sure to use the word "disgusting" to describe anything a rival player says or does.. especially vital in match result threads.

4) There is no limit to who or what can be considered a mug.

5) This era is weak - this cannot be stressed enough.. be sure to mention that or something similar at least once every two sentences.

6) Argue aimlessly. No opinion matters, least of all your own. Forget what you actually believe in, you're a clown not a Christian.

7) If you're losing an arguement or are running out of things to say, these are your weapons of mass distraction: :o :superlol: :spit: :stupid: :haha: :wavey: .. Use these whenever they're most inappropriate and insure you're throwing in posts with these smilies alone, between sentences, between words and on occasion between letters to cover all bases.

8) Keep identifying other skilled clowns. Individually claim that each and every one of them is a favourite for the ACC to increase the attention brought upon yourself.


High level clowns who are unable to sufficiently soil their name during this period shall forever be slated and deemed an eternal choker, achieving the nickname El Mago.

:wavey::wavey::wavey::o:o:o:wavey::wavey::wavey:

JolánGagó
11-15-2011, 07:57 PM
Dear MTF,

I am wholeheartedly appealing to MTF and its memebers to get rid of the ACC contest for a number of concerning reasons which are outlined below:

i) Firtly it encourages member to actively seek out trolls who can be nominated for the contest, hence giving trolls/'tards publicity and even more attention than they recieve, they get MTF-wide recognition, which is exactly what they crave. If this contest is shut down or abolished, the trolls/'tards will not be getting the attention which they do not deserve.

ii) Secondly it encourages trolls to be trolling 'big time' on General messages. As you all will be aware of course, General messages is the main board on this forum where we can discuss the latest tennis results, news etc and I believe the quality of the posts is too poor at this moment in time, and I largely attribute this due to the fact that an unprecedented number of trolls are lurking GM, ready to troll and spam. Seingeist himself in another topic says these are the conditions to be nominated for the ACC contest:



As you can see he himself says you need to be 'presistent' to stand out of the horde, showing the sheer magnitude of trolls on GM and this contest does nothing but fall right into their objectives; to get attention.

iii) Thirdly getting nominated into the ACC should not be something to be praised, as I have seen a bit on the contest threads, people are happy/joyous of making it into the nomination.

iv) Never have I, in my young existence seen on any forums where trolls/'tards have a contest for themselves. They are usually shunned by the other members and ignored, whereas here I have seen a different mentality. Posters who share the same tennis allegiance with a 'tard will do whatever if take (Even if they are not 'tards themselves) to hype up their 'tard and to get them to annoy people.

v) The 'tards blouting their annoying rhetoric on GM gets repetitive really fast and hence again the quality of posts suffer.

vi) Perhaps the most important point; The 'tards spouting their annoying crap also in turn means good and articulate posts are often overlooked in favour of people replying to 'tards (Usually 'tards themselves of another tennis player) and causes a big argument which turns the whole attention of the posters to the 'flame war' going on between the 'tards and instead of ignoring the 'flame war' and reporting the 'tards to a mod.

I have many other reasons but I'm afraid time is not on my side. Hopefully everyone will read this post and realise the truth that we are falling right into the 'tards' hands by making this joke of a contest.

Thank you for taking your time to read.

Yours sincerely,

GOAT=Fed

EDIT:

Just saw that the mod started this topic. Says it all really. The mods should not adhere to such a contest, but I do not blame them as everyone is involved here (Even the very best of the posters that I know around here), we are all falling for the 'tards' charms. Please do not allow it happen. Make a stand this year.

shut up.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:03 PM
shut up.
I am in my complete right, under the freedom of speech act to voice my opinion.

This post right here is the indeed the epitome of the trolls and 'tards around here. Insulting when nothing is left for them to cover behind.

I would not be surprised one bit if this poster is being nominated for this award as we speak.

Guys do you want posters like these to be known and be advertised around the site? Make a stand.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 08:12 PM
Guys do you want posters like these to be known and be advertised around the site? Make a stand.

They will be exactly the same contest or no contest, it's tilting at windmills :shrug: At least everybody can have a bit of fun :)

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:14 PM
They will be exactly the same contest or no contest, it's tilting at windmills :shrug: At least everybody can have a bit of fun :)

I don't actually mind having a bit of fun. In fact I wouldn't even mind this contest if we nominated blind fanyboys/fangirls who trolled around GM being respectful but also big 'tards that everyone could have a laugh at/with, but the fact is, as you can see just above, that most of the 'tards are highly insulting and classless and for them to be recognised for this is not right imo.

Mae
11-15-2011, 08:24 PM
I don't actually mind having a bit of fun. In fact I wouldn't even mind this contest if we nominated blind fanyboys/fangirls who trolled around GM being respectful but also big 'tards that everyone could have a laugh at/with, but the fact is, as you can see just above, that most of the 'tards are highly insulting and classless and for them to be recognised for this is not right imo.

You might as well give it up my friend this contest has been going on ever since I first joined MTF back in 2005. I would be willing to say it was going on before that and I'm certainly willing to say that it is going to continue to go on in the future.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 08:25 PM
I don't actually mind having a bit of fun. In fact I wouldn't even mind this contest if we nominated blind fanyboys/fangirls who trolled around GM being respectful but also big 'tards that everyone could have a laugh at/with, but the fact is, as you can see just above, that most of the 'tards are highly insulting and classless and for them to be recognised for this is not right imo.

Don't worry, they are not exactly going to fool anyone ;)

Mae
11-15-2011, 08:32 PM
The only thing you can do is withdraw from the contest.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:38 PM
You might as well give it up my friend this contest has been going on ever since I first joined MTF back in 2005. I would be willing to say it was going on before that and I'm certainly willing to say that it is going to continue to go on in the future.

Well I'm here to make a change :devil:

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 08:41 PM
Well I'm here to make a change :devil:

I'm afraid the only change is going to be you going shorter in the odds. :p Anyway, if you stick long enough, you'll see how it all works ;)

Sham Kay
11-15-2011, 08:48 PM
Well I'm here to make a change :devil:
Better apply for admin. Ban sprees fix any problem.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:48 PM
In all honesty I am all up for banter any time and would not really mind either if the ACC was all just light hearted banter.

But when you see posts like these in the ACC thread:

I nominiate Clay Death for being mentally backward, and Hewitt=legend for being a Hewitt fan, which is sick in itself.
I said FUCK OFF, I don't care seriously, like whatever biatch.... Bolelli...
Nostalgiatards remind me of parents who refuse to accept their kids are gay and protest against gay marriage( while believing they still love their kid) when instead they could be introducing their kid to Filo V and anticipating grand parenting of their adopted grandchildren.
Amber Spyglass aka Djokovic's mom
Just like Heaven aka Nadal's mom

As for nominations, if you're good with me, and you know if you are, then you're a good poster and undeserving of winning this event. If I don't like you, then you're a loser, and you're who I nominate.

I'll leave it to everyone here to figure it out.

And these are just some of the few examples I've picked out. We see here that not even all of these posters are 'tards per se and yet look at what this contest is doing to them; allowing them to make personal insults and get angry at people. This is not 'fun' imo but a bitchfest.

Compare it to my relatively calm and 'funny' reply when fast_clay nominated me (And I'm clearly not a 'tard or anything as my username may allude):

You nominated me? Lolwut? :p

Come on people! Make a stand.

Mae
11-15-2011, 08:51 PM
In all honesty I am all up for banter any time and would not really mind either if the ACC was all just light hearted banter.

But when you see posts like these in the ACC thread:







And these are just some of the few examples I've picked out. We see here that not even all of these posters are 'tards per se and yet look at what this contest is doing to them; allowing them to make personal insults and get angry at people. This is not 'fun' imo but a bitchfest.

Compare it to my relatively calm and 'funny' reply when fast_clay nominated me (And I'm clearly not a 'tard or anything as my username may allude):



Come on people! Make a stand.

And almost those same quotes have been made every year. The only thing you can do is withdraw from the contest.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:55 PM
And almost those same quotes have been made every year. The only thing you can do is withdraw from the contest.

Never!!! I will not quit until something is done to enhance this contest if it is not going to shut down completely.

This just says it all:

I nominate Roger the Dodger. Only a true clown and Fedtard would make a thread and bitch about not being noticed or nominated.

Roger the dodger is a very nice guy and nowhere near a 'tard yet GSMnadal has simple voted for him because he made a thread asking about the ACC.

abraxas21
11-15-2011, 08:55 PM
In all honesty I am all up for banter any time and would not really mind either if the ACC was all just light hearted banter.

But when you see posts like these in the ACC thread:







And these are just some of the few examples I've picked out. We see here that not even all of these posters are 'tards per se and yet look at what this contest is doing to them; allowing them to make personal insults and get angry at people. This is not 'fun' imo but a bitchfest.

Compare it to my relatively calm and 'funny' reply when fast_clay nominated me (And I'm clearly not a 'tard or anything as my username may allude):



Come on people! Make a stand.

i didnt pay much attention to you before but this post alone should be enough to carry you to the 1/8 finals.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:55 PM
I'm afraid the only change is going to be you going shorter in the odds. :p Anyway, if you stick long enough, you'll see how it all works ;)

Well if I end up winning the ACC solely because of the fact that I made a post protesting the closure of the ACC then surely that'll just prove how pathetic the whole tournament is.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 08:57 PM
i didnt pay much attention to you before but this post alone should be enough to carry you to the 1/8 finals.

Well I just hope that people come to their senses and realise the truth.

Also are you advocating the use of personal insults to other MTF member?

Sunset of Age
11-15-2011, 08:57 PM
In all honesty I am all up for banter any time and would not really mind either if the ACC was all just light hearted banter.

But when you see posts like these in the ACC thread:

And these are just some of the few examples I've picked out. We see here that not even all of these posters are 'tards per se and yet look at what this contest is doing to them; allowing them to make personal insults and get angry at people. This is not 'fun' imo but a bitchfest.

Would you believe me if I said that it's been way worse in the past couple of years? These are pretty light-hearted imho, no comparison to the sh*te that was dealt out in earlier editions of the ACC. The mods being a little more trigger-happy at genuine insults and nastiness might well have something to do with that. :)

abraxas21
11-15-2011, 08:58 PM
calling the ACC 'pathetic' is blasphemy. the ACC is the heart of MTF.

abraxas21
11-15-2011, 08:59 PM
Also are you advocating the use of personal insults to other MTF member?

yes

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Would you believe me if I said that it's been way worse in the past couple of years? These are pretty light-hearted imho, no comparison to the sh*te that was dealt out in earlier editions of the ACC. The mods being a little more trigger-happy at genuine insults and nastiness might well have something to do with that. :)

Well I think the moderation of all insulting posts should be done and a warning given to those individuals. I'm all for making light-hearted jokes of players and even members, but some of the stuff said is simple leaves me shocked.

It's a disgrace.

What should be done to counter this contest at least, is that a Best poster contest be made. Will take the limelight from the 'tards a bit.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 09:03 PM
yes

Well, seems you don't have any human compassion. I'll take a guess and reckon you're gonna be in the 1/8 at least with the way you've been posting.

abraxas21
11-15-2011, 09:05 PM
Well, seems you don't have any human compassion. I'll take a guess and reckon you're gonna be in the 1/8 at least with the way you've been posting.

:spit:

Mae
11-15-2011, 09:05 PM
And there is just such a contest the Pop Con. Coming to you soon in December. And, of course, the ever popular Mr. and Miss MTF contest. It is also in Dec.
These contests just roll on forever.

Sunset of Age
11-15-2011, 09:07 PM
Well I think the moderation of all insulting posts should be done and a warning given to those individuals. I'm all for making light-hearted jokes of players and even members, but some of the stuff said is simple leaves me shocked.

It's a disgrace.

The problem is, one identical post will be taken as a severe insult by some posters, and as light-hearted banter by others. :shrug:
As long as the posts aren't actually nasty outings of personal feuds going on (which I think they aren't), I think it's okay. :shrug:

What should be done to counter this contest at least, is that a Best poster contest be made. Will take the limelight from the 'tards a bit.

Let me tell you this... the exact same names would most possibly appear over there. Tards would nominate tards, haters would nominate their fellow haters, etc. - just like in the ACC nomination thread. ;)

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 09:07 PM
And there is just such a contest the Pop Con. Coming to you soon in December. And, of course, the ever popular Mr. and Miss MTF contest. It is also in Dec.
These contests just roll on forever.

Well that's very nice news to hear.

Still the aura of the ACC should be downgraded. Atm it's the holy grail of the MTF, according to some, and no doubt some people solely troll and post for the intention of winning this award.

abraxas21
11-15-2011, 09:07 PM
no it isn't.

judging by the people who have won the contest before, they were pretty much all clowns of the highest order.

i think only glennmirnyi is the only former winner who wasn't really a clown

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 09:13 PM
Make a stand.

Orka_n
11-15-2011, 09:14 PM
Only an assclown would enjoy winning this title.

...Wait... :scratch:

buddyholly
11-15-2011, 09:15 PM
Very prestigious. The posters who get most excited about this waste of computer space are generally the dumbest and so they vote for posters of high intelligence and then convince themselves that the results mean they, themselves, are not so dumb after all.

I think the original idea was to vote for funny posters, but it quickly became just a vote for people you disagree with. So it is a waste of time, because that is what the dumb posters do the other 364 days of the year anyway.

Then you have the really dumb posters, like abraxas, who wants to be just like a previous winner and so has no problem announcing that the win by glennmirnyi was just a voting anomaly, a mass error committed by the majority. And he might actually believe that, such is his fragile hold on reality.

tangerine_dream
11-15-2011, 09:43 PM
I never took much notice of this inhouse tournament last year but since then, I've heard so much of it that I want to know if winning or doing well in this helps us personally?
Is winning the ACC prestigious? Well, yes and no. You will become part of MTF legend but you'll notice that past champions have disappeared, either they self-exiled in protest or were permabanned for their superior arseclownery.


How should I better my chances to be noticed and get nominated?

IMHO, the fastest way to the top of the ACC nominations list is to call ActionJackson a house negro. You might eat a ban in the process but it'll give participants a lot to work with in the coming weeks.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 09:45 PM
Dear MTF,

I am wholeheartedly appealing to MTF and its memebers to get rid of the ACC contest for a number of concerning reasons which are outlined below:

i) Firtly it encourages member to actively seek out trolls who can be nominated for the contest, hence giving trolls/'tards publicity and even more attention than they recieve, they get MTF-wide recognition, which is exactly what they crave. If this contest is shut down or abolished, the trolls/'tards will not be getting the attention which they do not deserve.

ii) Secondly it encourages trolls to be trolling 'big time' on General messages. As you all will be aware of course, General messages is the main board on this forum where we can discuss the latest tennis results, news etc and I believe the quality of the posts is too poor at this moment in time, and I largely attribute this due to the fact that an unprecedented number of trolls are lurking GM, ready to troll and spam. Seingeist himself in another topic says these are the conditions to be nominated for the ACC contest:

Achieving ass clown status in GM is a bit more difficult, and requires more persistence to stand out from the herd. A couple ideas:

1. Bitch unrelentingly (a la Abraxas)
2. Take fanboyism to a truly irrational extreme, such that you significantly overvalue your player and undervalue his opponents, all the while making yourself as vocal as possible about it (a la many posters such as Sapeod, Feldman, MonfilsFanatic, Muzzahlovah, Grassquet, and so many Nadaltards, most of whom have "Nadal" in their username).


As you can see he himself says you need to be 'presistent' to stand out of the horde, showing the sheer magnitude of trolls on GM and this contest does nothing but fall right into their objectives; to get attention.

iii) Thirdly getting nominated into the ACC should not be something to be praised, as I have seen a bit on the contest threads, people are happy/joyous of making it into the nomination.

iv) Never have I, in my young existence seen on any forums where trolls/'tards have a contest for themselves. They are usually shunned by the other members and ignored, whereas here I have seen a different mentality. Posters who share the same tennis allegiance with a 'tard will do whatever if take (Even if they are not 'tards themselves) to hype up their 'tard and to get them to annoy people.

v) The 'tards blouting their annoying rhetoric on GM gets repetitive really fast and hence again the quality of posts suffer.

vi) Perhaps the most important point; The 'tards spouting their annoying crap also in turn means good and articulate posts are often overlooked in favour of people replying to 'tards (Usually 'tards themselves of another tennis player) and causes a big argument which turns the whole attention of the posters to the 'flame war' going on between the 'tards and instead of ignoring the 'flame war' and reporting the 'tards to a mod.

I have many other reasons but I'm afraid time is not on my side. Hopefully everyone will read this post and realise the truth that we are falling right into the 'tards' hands by making this joke of a contest.

Thank you for taking your time to read.

Yours sincerely,

GOAT=Fed

EDIT:

Just saw that the mod started this topic. Says it all really. The mods should not adhere to such a contest, but I do not blame them as everyone is involved here (Even the very best of the posters that I know around here), we are all falling for the 'tards' charms. Please do not allow it happen. Make a stand this year.

In all honesty I am all up for banter any time and would not really mind either if the ACC was all just light hearted banter.

But when you see posts like these in the ACC thread:

I nominiate Clay Death for being mentally backward, and Hewitt=legend for being a Hewitt fan, which is sick in itself.
I said FUCK OFF, I don't care seriously, like whatever biatch.... Bolelli...
Nostalgiatards remind me of parents who refuse to accept their kids are gay and protest against gay marriage( while believing they still love their kid) when instead they could be introducing their kid to Filo V and anticipating grand parenting of their adopted grandchildren.
Amber Spyglass aka Djokovic's mom
Just like Heaven aka Nadal's mom

As for nominations, if you're good with me, and you know if you are, then you're a good poster and undeserving of winning this event. If I don't like you, then you're a loser, and you're who I nominate.

I'll leave it to everyone here to figure it out.

And these are just some of the few examples I've picked out. We see here that not even all of these posters are 'tards per se and yet look at what this contest is doing to them; allowing them to make personal insults and get angry at people. This is not 'fun' imo but a bitchfest.

Compare it to my relatively calm and 'funny' reply when fast_clay nominated me (And I'm clearly not a 'tard or anything as my username may allude):

You nominated me? Lolwut? :p

Come on people! Make a stand.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 09:51 PM
Campaining thread.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 09:52 PM
Good god, GOAT = Fed is trying to suck all the life and fun out of this contest. Even trying to get it banned/removed, jeez, relax. Fedtards will be Fedtards

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 09:54 PM
Good god, GOAT = Fed is trying to suck all the life and fun out of this contest. Even trying to get it banned/removed, jeez, relax. Fedtards will be Fedtards

What fun is there in personally insulting posters? :confused:

Plus I'm not a Fedtard but that is another discussion for another day.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 09:57 PM
What fun is there in personally insulting posters? :confused:

Plus I'm not a Fedtard but that is another discussion for another day.

It's constructive critisism...

and you obviously haven't tried it before. Sometimes you just need to vent

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:01 PM
It's constructive critisism...

and you obviously haven't tried it before. Sometimes you just need to vent

So telling someone to 'Fuck off' is constructive ? First time I've ever heard that.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 10:02 PM
And coming back to your 'I'm not a Fedtard' claim, are you sure? Because only a Fedtard or a Nadal fan with a nice touch of sarcasm would pick such an in your face username, and a very ACC worthy username it is.

Sofonda Cox
11-15-2011, 10:04 PM
:wavey: attention whore. All your trolling in the badrep thread not enough for you? Sad.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:05 PM
And coming back to your 'I'm not a Fedtard' claim, are you sure? Because only a Fedtard or a Nadal fan with a nice touch of sarcasm would pick such an in your face username, and a very ACC worthy username it is.

Why did you diverge from my Q? :p

But yes it was a moment of insanity when I picked that username. lol. I kind of regret it now :facepalm:. It makes me look like a 'tard when in fact I clearly am not (And I don't blame you either tbh, even I would think someone is a 'tard with that username). But like they say never judge a book by its cover ;)

leng jai
11-15-2011, 10:05 PM
GTFO clown

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 10:06 PM
So telling someone to 'Fuck off' is constructive ? First time I've ever heard that.

Why are you even here btw? Nobody is forcing you to post in the ACC threads? Just leave them if you can't handle some of the dirt that's being thrown around here.

Just don't try to stop this contest, because there are plenty of users who can appreciate and enjoy it

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:07 PM
:wavey: attention whore. All your trolling in the badrep thread not enough for you? Sad.

I am not going to argue with you on the subject of ''attention whore''.

Also talking of trolls :lol:

Aren't you the one that sent that insulting bad-rep? And I haven't even bad-repped you back. Shows the huge gulf in class between us.

Sofonda Cox
11-15-2011, 10:07 PM
So telling someone to 'Fuck off' is constructive ? First time I've ever heard that.

Some posters need telling like this as their small brains can't comprehend anything else. Take a look in the Castle chat thread for examples of said posters.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 10:08 PM
Still the aura of the ACC should be downgraded. Atm it's the holy grail of the MTF, according to some, and no doubt some people solely troll and post for the intention of winning this award.

Hardly so. The forum has 50k members (according to front page stats), and the number of people who are active in the ACC is insignificant compared to that.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 10:09 PM
Why did you diverge from my Q? :p

But yes it was a moment of insanity when I picked that username. lol. I kind of regret it now :facepalm:. It makes me look like a 'tard when in fact I clearly am not (And I don't blame you either tbh, even I would think someone is a 'tard with that username). But like they say never judge a book by its cover ;)

Posted it before your post appeared.

Can I ask who do you support then? And yes, 'Fuck you' for MTF standards is constructive critisism.

Sofonda Cox
11-15-2011, 10:09 PM
I am not going to argue with you on the subject of ''attention whore''.

Also talking of trolls :lol:

Aren't you the one that sent that insulting bad-rep? And I haven't even bad-repped you back. Shows the huge gulf in class between us.

Some people deserve badreps, you are one of those people. And yes you are becoming one of non-tennis' biggest attentions whores.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:12 PM
Posted it before your post appeared.

Can I ask who do you support then? And yes, 'Fuck you' for MTF standards is constructive critisism.

I do indeed support Roger Federer, but if you were to look at my post history I'm not one of the blind breed.

Getta
11-15-2011, 10:13 PM
rejected claim as rubbish

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:14 PM
Hardly so. The forum has 50k members (according to front page stats), and the number of people who are active in the ACC is insignificant compared to that.

In actual fact I'm willing to bet 75% of those posters are inactive members.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:15 PM
Some people deserve badreps, you are one of those people. And yes you are becoming one of non-tennis' biggest attentions whores.

Please, I'm not going to argue with you on here.

Voice your opinion on the topic, your personal beef with me is another topic for another day,.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:15 PM
Also most people are not even reading my reasons :facepalm:

Sofonda Cox
11-15-2011, 10:16 PM
Please, I'm not going to argue with you on here.

Voice your opinion on the topic, your personal beef with me is another topic for another day,.

I have no beef with you at all :shrug:

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:17 PM
I have no beef with you at all :shrug:

:lol:

The way you're writing it seemed as if you did ;)

Anyway like I say, I'm a very co-operative person but I just don't see a justification for the ACC. It in fact encourages trolling. This is my main gripe with this contest.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 10:18 PM
In actual fact I'm willing to bet 75% of those posters are inactive members.

Even so, that would mean around 10k is active on the forum, while less than 100 folks are active in the ACC, meaning it's still under 1%. Which is hardly worth getting your panty in a twist ;)

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:21 PM
Even so, that would mean around 10k is active on the forum, while less than 100 folks are active in the ACC, meaning it's still under 1%. Which is hardly worth getting your panty in a twist ;)

But this is not the point of my topic. What I'm uncomfortable with the fact is that 99.9% of the trolls on this forum are involved in some way in that contest. The trolls should not be getting a reward for messing up the quality of these forums.

tennizen
11-15-2011, 10:21 PM
U miring' ACC, bro?

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:23 PM
U miring' ACC, bro?

:lol:

U jelly I have the balls to speak out for myself? U mirin' bravery brah?

tennizen
11-15-2011, 10:23 PM
Snowwy: could you banish above poster for thread disruption, please?

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:26 PM
Snowwy: could you banish above poster for thread disruption, please?

Yes I do realize that I am banishing this thread (Although it is a valid discussion on ACC). Mods can you please delete my posts as I have now created my own thread.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 10:26 PM
But this is not the point of my topic. What I'm uncomfortable with the fact is that 99.9% of the trolls on this forum are involved in some way in that contest. The trolls should not be getting a reward for messing up the quality of these forums.

Some reward it is. Anyway, as previously said, if you don't like it, you can ignore it. No need to be a spoilsport.

Sham Kay
11-15-2011, 10:27 PM
The irony is, this kind of thread will only go towards increasing the insults chucked around, giving the ACC further exposure, developing opportunities for people to campaign for the ACC. It's tragic.

I'd like to Make a stand to the "Make a stand to the ACC" thread.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:27 PM
Some reward it is. Anyway, as previously said, if you don't like it, you can ignore it. No need to be a spoilsport.

I personally wouldn't give a crap, but I am utterly upset at the quality of posts on MTF going downhill in the short timespan that I have been here and I feel one of the best ways to tackle this is to get rid of this competition. Again it's obviously not going to happen but if I get more support you never know.

If it cleans up GM wouldn't you be willing to get rid of the ACC?

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:29 PM
The irony is, this kind of thread will only go towards increasing the insults chucked around, giving the ACC further exposure, developing opportunities for people to campaign for the ACC. It's tragic.

I'd like to Make a stand to the "Make a stand to the ACC" thread.

Well so far no insults have been thrown and once they are, they will be promptly reported.

It may develop an opurtunity to campaign, that I agree on.

I am not stopping you from making a stand on this thread because I respect your freedom of speech. The same way everyone should respect my freedom of speech.

Sham Kay
11-15-2011, 10:32 PM
:wavey: attention whore. All your trolling in the badrep thread not enough for you? Sad.

GTFO clown

Well when considering you think those 5 quotes you took from the ACC threads were offensive, despite them looking like jokes, it's surprising you find these fine.

Getta
11-15-2011, 10:33 PM
:lol:

U jelly I have the balls to speak out for myself? U mirin' bravery brah?

"Silence is better than unmeaning words."

Pythagoras of Samos

leng jai
11-15-2011, 10:34 PM
Mine's fine because everyone knows I'm just a little fluffy care bear.

Sham Kay
11-15-2011, 10:36 PM
Yours is fine, and so is all the examples in the OP. Even the one with the word that makes people gasp (fuck) was a parody joke making light humour of the way some other user speaks.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:36 PM
Well when considering you think those 5 quotes you took from the ACC threads were offensive, despite them looking like jokes, it's surprising you find these fine.

Well the first one is fine. Nothing wrong with that. :shrug:

But yes the second one indeed is offensive, that's the type of insulting I'm talking about. Still 1/17 ain't bad, eh?

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:38 PM
Yours is fine, and so is all the examples in the OP. Even the one with the word that makes people gasp (fuck) was a parody joke making light humour of the way some other user speaks.

I nominiate Clay Death for being mentally backward

You sure that's fine too?

Calling someone mentally backwards is fine?!?! :eek:

leng jai
11-15-2011, 10:38 PM
You've been here for 6 months...the quality of posting hasn't changed at all in that time. It went downhill many years ago and has been stagnant for quite a while now. If you took away the clowning from MTF it would be a terribly boring forum since most of the users don't actually know much about tennis.

Time Violation
11-15-2011, 10:40 PM
Cleaning up GM? :spit: Good luck with that~

If you took away the clowning from MTF it would be a terribly boring forum since most of the users don't actually know much about tennis.

Spot on, and I'm not saying that just because you're Serbian.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 10:42 PM
I nominiate Clay Death for being mentally backward

You sure that's fine too?

Calling someone mentally backwards is fine?!?! :eek:

Who gives a shit what someone on an internet forum calls you :facepalm:

Really, stop being so overly sensitive

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:43 PM
You've been here for 6 months...the quality of posting hasn't changed at all in that time. It went downhill many years ago and has been stagnant for quite a while now. If you took away the clowning from MTF it would be a terribly boring forum since most of the users don't actually know much about tennis.

Well how are they with all the 'tards and trolls?

Goldenoldie
11-15-2011, 10:43 PM
I respect your freedom of speech, but I do not respect your right to spell opportunity as opurtunity

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:44 PM
I respect your freedom of speech, but I do not respect your right to spell opportunity as opurtunity

Mistakes are easily made on a keyboard :shrug:

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:45 PM
Who gives a shit what someone on an internet forum calls you :facepalm:

Really, stop being so overly sensitive

If we don't crack down on it here, then this place too will become a mental asylum like GM.

Getta
11-15-2011, 10:45 PM
I nominiate Clay Death for being mentally backward

You sure that's fine too?

Calling someone mentally backwards is fine?!?! :eek:

it's fine if it's for art

Goldenoldie
11-15-2011, 10:46 PM
Mistakes are easily made on a keyboard :shrug:

The U and O are not adjacent

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:48 PM
The U and O are not adjacent

They're only two spaces away, an easy mistake to make when writing without looking at the keyboard. :facepalm:

Getta
11-15-2011, 10:49 PM
Dear MTF,

I am wholeheartedly appealing to MTF and its memebers to get rid of the ACC contest for a number of concerning reasons which are outlined below:

i) Firtly it encourages member to actively seek out trolls who can be nominated for the contest, hence giving trolls/'tards publicity and even more attention than they recieve, they get MTF-wide recognition, which is exactly what they crave. If this contest is shut down or abolished, the trolls/'tards will not be getting the attention which they do not deserve.

ii) Secondly it encourages trolls to be trolling 'big time' on General messages. As you all will be aware of course, General messages is the main board on this forum where we can discuss the latest tennis results, news etc and I believe the quality of the posts is too poor at this moment in time, and I largely attribute this due to the fact that an unprecedented number of trolls are lurking GM, ready to troll and spam. Seingeist himself in another topic says these are the conditions to be nominated for the ACC contest:



As you can see he himself says you need to be 'presistent' to stand out of the horde, showing the sheer magnitude of trolls on GM and this contest does nothing but fall right into their objectives; to get attention.

iii) Thirdly getting nominated into the ACC should not be something to be praised, as I have seen a bit on the contest threads, people are happy/joyous of making it into the nomination.

iv) Never have I, in my young existence seen on any forums where trolls/'tards have a contest for themselves. They are usually shunned by the other members and ignored, whereas here I have seen a different mentality. Posters who share the same tennis allegiance with a 'tard will do whatever if take (Even if they are not 'tards themselves) to hype up their 'tard and to get them to annoy people.

v) The 'tards blouting their annoying rhetoric on GM gets repetitive really fast and hence again the quality of posts suffer.

vi) Perhaps the most important point; The 'tards spouting their annoying crap also in turn means good and articulate posts are often overlooked in favour of people replying to 'tards (Usually 'tards themselves of another tennis player) and causes a big argument which turns the whole attention of the posters to the 'flame war' going on between the 'tards and instead of ignoring the 'flame war' and reporting the 'tards to a mod.

I have many other reasons but I'm afraid time is not on my side. Hopefully everyone will read this post and realise the truth that we are falling right into the 'tards' hands by making this joke of a contest.

Thank you for taking your time to read.

Yours sincerely,

GOAT=Fed

EDIT:

Just saw that the mod started this topic. Says it all really. The mods should not adhere to such a contest, but I do not blame them as everyone is involved here (Even the very best of the posters that I know around here), we are all falling for the 'tards' charms. Please do not allow it happen. Make a stand this year.

In all honesty I am all up for banter any time and would not really mind either if the ACC was all just light hearted banter.

But when you see posts like these in the ACC thread:







And these are just some of the few examples I've picked out. We see here that not even all of these posters are 'tards per se and yet look at what this contest is doing to them; allowing them to make personal insults and get angry at people. This is not 'fun' imo but a bitchfest.

Compare it to my relatively calm and 'funny' reply when fast_clay nominated me (And I'm clearly not a 'tard or anything as my username may allude):



Come on people! Make a stand.


you are mind-numbingly boring

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:51 PM
you are mind-numbingly boring

Not boring. I have a different opinion to the majority and now am being slated for it :facepalm:

Why can we not respect each other's opnions? Not once have I gone on a tangent to throw insults despite them being thrown at me, in fact numerous times I've laughed it off.

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 10:52 PM
I get the most laughs when some extreme Rafa/Fed/Djok/Murray fan makes a ridiculous statement, or when those kind of fans get put in their place by someone else :shrug: And I must say, the tard wars are pretty juicy as well.

You want to take all that away, you're one of those 'rules are fun' type of people aren't you?

leng jai
11-15-2011, 10:55 PM
Not boring. I have a different opinion to the majority and now am being slated for it :facepalm:

Why can we not respect each other's opnions? Not once have I gone on a tangent to throw insults despite them being thrown at me, in fact numerous times I've laughed it off.

You made a thread about your opinion are most people are going to be of the opinion that its a boring one. Problem? It has nothing to do with being "different".

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:56 PM
I get the most laughs when some extreme Rafa/Fed/Djok/Murray fan makes a ridiculous statement, or when those kind of fans get put in their place by someone else :shrug: And I must say, the tard wars are pretty juicy as well.

You want to take all that away, you're one of those 'rules are fun' type of people aren't you?

I enjoy that no doubt, what I really dislike are those posters who insult and send death threats to people.

I've made it clear in my posts here that I have no problem with the 'tards who are peaceful, will post a lot about their own fans and will get debunked, they're not harmful, but rather the ones who pee people off on purpose and insult people are who annoy me.

Pirata.
11-15-2011, 10:57 PM
calling the ACC 'pathetic' is blasphemy. the ACC is the heart of MTF.

The truest thing to ever be posted on this site.

*tards asking why no Fedtards were nominated need only look toward GOAT = Fed.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:58 PM
You made a thread about your opinion are most people are going to be of the opinion that its a boring one. Problem? It has nothing to do with being "different".

Well people aren't even reading my post properly before voicing their 'opinion' on my post :facepalm:

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 10:59 PM
The truest thing to ever be posted on this site.

*tards asking why no Fedtards were nominated need only look toward GOAT = Fed.

Well I haven't exactly got nominated for the right reasons have I? :o

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 11:05 PM
I enjoy that no doubt, what I really dislike are those posters who insult and send death threats to people.

I've made it clear in my posts here that I have no problem with the 'tards who are peaceful, will post a lot about their own fans and will get debunked, they're not harmful, but rather the ones who pee people off on purpose and insult people are who annoy me.

They don't insult and send death threats because of some competition, but because they just hate the player the other one is supporting.

The hate is the reason the ACC came, not the other way around. If you're going to hate eachother, at least make a contest out of it and have some fun along the way :shrug:

Because as long as there are opposing fanbases, you ain't going to get rid of it.

leng jai
11-15-2011, 11:08 PM
Not reading the OP properly pretty much happens on every forum in the internet. The ACC is part of the appeal on MTF and what makes it unique. When I first joined I was a bit like you, thinking this was a forum for insightful tennis discussion. Probably some of the most delusional moments of my life really. After a while you realise its just clowning and gloryhunting - you get used to it. I've tried to make a few threads that actually talk about tennis but eventually I gave up. Threads that talk about tennis die fairly quickly while ones about "class" and off court rubbish go on for days on end.

You take MTF for it's strengths - comic relief in tennis flavour. ACC is the culmination of this so enjoy it for whats its worth. If you can't then ignore it. Simple really.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:09 PM
They don't insult and send death threats because of some competition, but because they just hate the player the other one is supporting.

The hate is the reason the ACC came, not the other way around. If you're going to hate eachother, at least make a contest out of it and have some fun along the way :shrug:

Because as long as there are opposing fanbases, you ain't going to get rid of it.

Again we're diverging from the topic. Everyone complains how GM is a madhouse, asylum and when the chance/idea comes to put a dent/stop into it, people are going all against the idea :confused:

GSMnadal
11-15-2011, 11:13 PM
Again we're diverging from the topic. Everyone complains how GM is a madhouse, asylum and when the chance/idea comes to put a dent/stop into it, people are going all against the idea :confused:

We like the madhouse, and we like complaining

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:13 PM
Not reading the OP properly pretty much happens on every forum in the internet. The ACC is part of the appeal on MTF and what makes it unique. When I first joined I was a bit like you, thinking this was a forum for insightful tennis discussion. Probably some of the most delusional moments of my life really. After a while you realise its just clowning and gloryhunting - you get used to it. I've tried to make a few threads that actually talk about tennis but eventually I gave up. Threads that talk about tennis die fairly quickly while ones about "class" and off court rubbish go on for days on end.

You take MTF for it's strengths - comic relief in tennis flavour. ACC is the culmination of this so enjoy it for whats its worth. If you can't then ignore it. Simple really.

Yeah I know and it makes me so sad that the real tennis threads pretty much are put aside for the threads which have how a player reacted in a presser or something :sad:

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:15 PM
We like the madhouse, and we like complaining

See this is not going to get us anywhere. If we really want to stamp down on the more serious trolling (light and medium trolling/'tardism is fine; it's a good comic relief tbh) we need to take action.

leng jai
11-15-2011, 11:18 PM
Most people who complain about the trolling actually find it entertaining at the same time.

Goldenoldie
11-15-2011, 11:21 PM
They're only two spaces away, an easy mistake to make when writing without looking at the keyboard. :facepalm:

If you are a proficient touch typist and do not need to look at the keyboard when typing, then you should be looking at the screen.
If this is truly a typo rather than a spelling mistake, why are there none in your other posts? :shrug:

v-money
11-15-2011, 11:25 PM
GOAT=Fed, I think you're looking at the ACC as some kind of achievement or something that posters strive for. Sure there the people who will purposely troll and troll in very offensive ways, but other that R=FK and maybe a few other posters who appear at the end of the year, not many actually try to win this. Many tards think they are high and mighty and always right, so this is kind of a fun way to bring them back down to earth. Just look at the two withdrawals that we had. I can assure you that both of these guys could have done well in the contest but couldn't face the truth of what people actually think of them.

Are some of the people that get nominated actually good posters? Sure, but I don't think they mind participating and just going out in the first round. If anything the ACC does clean up GM. Have you noticed how one of the frontrunners for ACC was very quiet before his withdrawal but is now back to his old games in GM. Hell, MTF should require people to participate in ACC... and the winner should get a one year ban. :p

Orka_n
11-15-2011, 11:27 PM
Not reading the OP properly pretty much happens on every forum in the internet. The ACC is part of the appeal on MTF and what makes it unique. When I first joined I was a bit like you, thinking this was a forum for insightful tennis discussion. Probably some of the most delusional moments of my life really. After a while you realise its just clowning and gloryhunting - you get used to it. I've tried to make a few threads that actually talk about tennis but eventually I gave up. Threads that talk about tennis die fairly quickly while ones about "class" and off court rubbish go on for days on end.

You take MTF for it's strengths - comic relief in tennis flavour. ACC is the culmination of this so enjoy it for whats its worth. If you can't then ignore it. Simple really.

/thread

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:35 PM
If you are a proficient touch typist and do not need to look at the keyboard when typing, then you should be looking at the screen.
If this is truly a typo rather than a spelling mistake, why are there none in your other posts? :shrug:

because my spelling in general is top notch. And sometimes even when looking at the screen in a big text of wall you can overlook spelling mistakes.

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:38 PM
also I am not forcing my opinion down anyone's throat but rather am giving an insight on how trolling can be overcome.

fast_clay
11-15-2011, 11:41 PM
Just look at the two withdrawals that we had. I can assure you that both of these guys could have done well in the contest but couldn't face the truth of what people actually think of them.

couldn't face the truth... well well well... i'll be... hmmmm... yep... sure smells like the colour yellow to me... looks like i'm not the only one thinkin a coupla guys sh!t emselves cos of the truth... yep... couldn't stand the mirror and dropped a coupla fat nuggets out the back passage quick smart...

leng jai
11-15-2011, 11:43 PM
Cleaning up GM? :spit: Good luck with that~



Spot on, and I'm not saying that just because you're Serbian.

Serbia 4 lyfe

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:45 PM
couldn't face the truth... well well well... i'll be... hmmmm... yep... sure smells like the colour yellow to me... looks like i'm not the only one thinkin a coupla guys sh!t emselves cos of the truth... yep... couldn't stand the mirror and dropped a coupla fat nuggets out the back passage quick smart...

sir if you dint mind me asking why did you vote for me? :p

fast_clay
11-15-2011, 11:48 PM
sir if you dint mind me asking why did you vote for me? :p

because you appear to have an acute case of faeces where your brains should be...

GOAT = Fed
11-15-2011, 11:50 PM
because you appear to have an acute case of faeces where your brains should be...

excellent story bro, A+

Orka_n
11-15-2011, 11:54 PM
because you appear to have an acute case of faeces where your brains should be...:rolls:

No offense GOAT=Fed but don't leave openings like that to this guy if you don't wanna get burned. ;)

abraxas21
11-15-2011, 11:59 PM
attention whore campaigning

Getta
11-16-2011, 12:10 AM
sir if you dint mind me asking why did you vote for me? :p

he grabbed my mask of sanity off, recognised a shadowy world of grotesque and bone-chilling conceits clouding my ratiocination and voted for me too.

so just trust his judgement completely in what he votes and admire him for his practical realisation of his high ideals. :D

fast_clay
11-16-2011, 12:16 AM
it's not prestigeous... its where we all heap sh!t on emotionally challenged f**kheads who didn't figure out till they were 17 that it's not right to get intimate with the neighbours pet dog... that's what sort of imbecile we're dealing with here... the best of the best... major contenders do have one redeeming feature tho... they contended... they didn't flake out... they weren't yellow... when it came to the crunch and they were nominated, they took it square on the nose and said 'yeah i'm a f*ckwit what you gonna do about it.'...

unlike some nutless sacks of sh!t...

Sunset of Age
11-16-2011, 01:00 AM
Not reading the OP properly pretty much happens on every forum in the internet. The ACC is part of the appeal on MTF and what makes it unique. When I first joined I was a bit like you, thinking this was a forum for insightful tennis discussion. Probably some of the most delusional moments of my life really. After a while you realise its just clowning and gloryhunting - you get used to it. I've tried to make a few threads that actually talk about tennis but eventually I gave up. Threads that talk about tennis die fairly quickly while ones about "class" and off court rubbish go on for days on end.

You take MTF for it's strengths - comic relief in tennis flavour. ACC is the culmination of this so enjoy it for whats its worth. If you can't then ignore it. Simple really.

Same here. :o :help:
Well said, Adrian.

Sham Kay
11-16-2011, 01:06 AM
Yeah I know and it makes me so sad that the real tennis threads pretty much are put aside for the threads which have how a player reacted in a presser or something :sad:
The sooner you understand and accept what MTF really stands for the better. Though, you're welcome to start a revolution and begin the turning of the cogs of fate within the forum, bringing forth the deliriously slow alteration of the common forumer from hoodlum jester to articulate Tennis enthusiast. History is filled with great people standing up for what they believe in.. but without the naysayers bringing with them differing opinions, these people will not have had anything to change.

Looks like you want to make this change your own.. the rest of us will be your notorious naysayers and help you out. It'll take years of hard work and numerous new utter twats gaining the title of ACC champions, but you'll get there, you sound committed enough.

Just remember, if you want supporters of the ACC to respect and understand your opinion even if unwilling to support it, you're going to have to respect their view point and do them the same honour. It's a two way street.

Johnny Groove
11-16-2011, 01:24 AM
This thread :lol:

leng jai and shambritfan summed it up nicely.

Johnny Groove
11-16-2011, 01:32 AM
^^Your chances get better with the number of posts?

But guys like Rodre Fegassi who've posts in few hundreds seem to be getting all the attention.

No, it is also about the arse clown post quality.

Hmm. Can't speak for everyone else, but I nominate him mostly for the "misogynistic douchebag" routine and the general lack of self-awareness.

"Sensible guy" is off the mark.


If you want to do better in the ACC, Dodger, you need to draw attention to yourself in some way or other, and the votes will come. Try defending a controversial or minority position in NT. Everyone who disagrees with you will call you an ass clown and toss you a vote (according to just how unpopular the position that you are defending is).

Achieving ass clown status in GM is a bit more difficult, and requires more persistence to stand out from the herd. A couple ideas:

1. Bitch unrelentingly (a la Abraxas)
2. Take fanboyism to a truly irrational extreme, such that you significantly overvalue your player and undervalue his opponents, all the while making yourself as vocal as possible about it (a la many posters such as Sapeod, Feldman, MonfilsFanatic, Muzzahlovah, Grassquet, and so many Nadaltards, most of whom have "Nadal" in their username).

Of course, there is a shortcut to ACC success, and that is strong campaigning in the ACC threads themselves. If you can make a big enough stink in those threads, you're sure to climb the rankings.

OP, you can study Seingeist for an example of a 3rd round ACC guy.

no it isn't.

judging by the people who have won the contest before, they were pretty much all clowns of the highest order.

i think only glennmirnyi is the only former winner who wasn't really a clown

:spit:

Very prestigious. The posters who get most excited about this waste of computer space are generally the dumbest and so they vote for posters of high intelligence and then convince themselves that the results mean they, themselves, are not so dumb after all.

I think the original idea was to vote for funny posters, but it quickly became just a vote for people you disagree with. So it is a waste of time, because that is what the dumb posters do the other 364 days of the year anyway.

Then you have the really dumb posters, like abraxas, who wants to be just like a previous winner and so has no problem announcing that the win by glennmirnyi was just a voting anomaly, a mass error committed by the majority. And he might actually believe that, such is his fragile hold on reality.

OP, study buddyholly for an example of a 4th round ACC guy.

Is winning the ACC prestigious? Well, yes and no. You will become part of MTF legend but you'll notice that past champions have disappeared, either they self-exiled in protest or were permabanned for their superior arseclownery.

Tangy the historian is correct.

it's not prestigeous... its where we all heap sh!t on emotionally challenged f**kheads who didn't figure out till they were 17 that it's not right to get intimate with the neighbours pet dog... that's what sort of imbecile we're dealing with here... the best of the best... major contenders do have one redeeming feature tho... they contended... they didn't flake out... they weren't yellow... when it came to the crunch and they were nominated, they took it square on the nose and said 'yeah i'm a f*ckwit what you gonna do about it.'...

unlike some nutless sacks of sh!t...

First half of your post- :spit:
2nd half- Too true, man

Johnny Groove
11-16-2011, 01:54 AM
This'll be a cakewalk for generic user number 1.

The only way I see generic user number 1 losing is due to a choke. What's that you ask? How does one choke in a clown voting contest? Choking is a vital part of anything competitive you'll do in life so this must be explained. Yes, there is an MTF guide somewhere, but this is specific to the ACC.

For all you aspiring clutch clowns out there here are the simple rules you must steadfastly adhere to during ACC time, not fully committing will result in an immense choke:

1) DO NOT compliment another fanbase.

2) DO NOT give the impression you understand ANYTHING - especially with regards to Tennis.

3) Be sure to use the word "disgusting" to describe anything a rival player says or does.. especially vital in match result threads.

4) There is no limit to who or what can be considered a mug.

5) This era is weak - this cannot be stressed enough.. be sure to mention that or something similar at least once every two sentences.

6) Argue aimlessly. No opinion matters, least of all your own. Forget what you actually believe in, you're a clown not a Christian.

7) If you're losing an arguement or are running out of things to say, these are your weapons of mass distraction: :o :superlol: :spit: :stupid: :haha: :wavey: .. Use these whenever they're most inappropriate and insure you're throwing in posts with these smilies alone, between sentences, between words and on occasion between letters to cover all bases.

8) Keep identifying other skilled clowns. Individually claim that each and every one of them is a favourite for the ACC to increase the attention brought upon yourself.


High level clowns who are unable to sufficiently soil their name during this period shall forever be slated and deemed an eternal choker, achieving the nickname El Mago.

:wavey::wavey::wavey::o:o:o:wavey::wavey::wavey:

You've described Sapeod's campaign in a nutshell.

calling the ACC 'pathetic' is blasphemy. the ACC is the heart of MTF.

Very true.

GOAT=Fed, dude, quit your whining. The Arse Clown Contest is one of the best things about this site.

GSMNadal did well explaining.

Hewitt =Legend
11-16-2011, 02:18 AM
i only joined MTF for the ACC...

Pirata.
11-16-2011, 03:22 AM
ACC doesn't increase the amount of trolling. The reasons people are nominated is because they've been trolling for the past 12 months anyway.

Pirata.
11-16-2011, 03:33 AM
How do you get nominated? As Clay Death would said, let the blind hate flow freely.

out_here_grindin
11-16-2011, 03:34 AM
ACC doesn't increase the amount of trolling. The reasons people are nominated is because they've been trolling for the past 12 months anyway.

and if anything it reduces the amount in GM by taking the ruckus into these threads

Mae
11-16-2011, 05:32 AM
Things must be getting really dead around here when there isn't even any posting in the 2011 ACC Discussion Thread!

Orka_n
11-16-2011, 05:33 AM
it's not prestigeous... its where we all heap sh!t on emotionally challenged f**kheads who didn't figure out till they were 17 that it's not right to get intimate with the neighbours pet dog... that's what sort of imbecile we're dealing with here... the best of the best... major contenders do have one redeeming feature tho... they contended... they didn't flake out... they weren't yellow... when it came to the crunch and they were nominated, they took it square on the nose and said 'yeah i'm a f*ckwit what you gonna do about it.'...

unlike some nutless sacks of sh!t...Another brilliant post. fast_clay is in good form these days...

@Sweet Cleopatra
11-16-2011, 06:03 AM
The competition is just for fun. I like it because it's funny. Fedmate was hilarious and I hope he comes back. I voted for him next year and I will vote this year.
Don't take it serious.
I predict NadalMyHero to win this year.

acionescu
11-16-2011, 07:27 AM
GOAT = Fed is building his case nicely

Well done :yeah:

JolánGagó
11-16-2011, 11:26 AM
Another brilliant post. fast_clay is in good form these days...

Do you really need being in arsecrack-licking mode 24/7?

It's pretty disgusting to see, tbh. You and Johnny Groove, tennis I dunno but you both could have a stellar career in "cool guy's" darkhole polishing.

Gagsquet
11-16-2011, 12:04 PM
Don't mess with ACC GOAT=Fed.
Don't mess with that...

I read MTF six months before joining and when I joined, it was only for extreme fanboyism and to take part in the ACC. It's MTF, dude. When I want to speak about tennis, I have another website.
By the way, GOAT=Fed, you are not really a sensible poster and your clownish side is pretty developed so what's the point to rise up in arms against ACC? You are nonsensical.

Johnny Groove
11-16-2011, 12:21 PM
Do you really need being in arsecrack-licking mode 24/7?

It's pretty disgusting to see, tbh. You and Johnny Groove, tennis I dunno but you both could have a stellar career in "cool guy's" darkhole polishing.

Coming from one of the bigger assholes on this site, you, I'll take this as a compliment.

JolánGagó
11-16-2011, 12:27 PM
Oh but it isn't. Understandable you take that way though, given the rather tenuous connection with reality you seem to have...

Johnny Groove
11-16-2011, 12:29 PM
Oh but it isn't. Understandable you take that way though, given the rather tenuous connection with reality you seem to have...

Coming from you :spit:

This is the ultimate pot kettle black scenario.

octatennis
11-16-2011, 12:29 PM
I enjoy that no doubt, what I really dislike are those posters who insult and send death threats to people.

I've made it clear in my posts here that I have no problem with the 'tards who are peaceful, will post a lot about their own fans and will get debunked, they're not harmful, but rather the ones who pee people off on purpose and insult people are who annoy me.



to quote the goat ' if you are not fit enough get the fuck out of here'.

Goldenoldie
11-16-2011, 12:47 PM
What is the connection between GOAT = Fed and Sapeod?

I'm not suggesting a double account, but there are distinct similarities in style and attitude. GOAT = Fed has a wider vocabulary. An uncle perhaps?

EliSter
11-16-2011, 02:16 PM
What is the connection between GOAT = Fed and Sapeod?

I'm not suggesting a double account, but there are distinct similarities in style and attitude. GOAT = Fed has a wider vocabulary. An uncle perhaps?

This...

Time Violation
11-16-2011, 02:28 PM
What is the connection between GOAT = Fed and Sapeod?

I'm not suggesting a double account, but there are distinct similarities in style and attitude. GOAT = Fed has a wider vocabulary. An uncle perhaps?

I don't think so, attitude not nearly the same. GOAT = Fed looks normal/ordinary, while Sapeod is usually acting like a spoiled brat.

Sophocles
11-16-2011, 02:46 PM
What is the connection between GOAT = Fed and Sapeod?

I'm not suggesting a double account, but there are distinct similarities in style and attitude. GOAT = Fed has a wider vocabulary. An uncle perhaps?

Both lacking in humour & social awareness. Connection may be something to do with the autistic spectrum, though one is perhaps further along it than the other.