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Any ideas what I can get my girlfriend for her birthday next week?

EddceLLent
11-04-2011, 11:17 PM
She's going to be 28....help!

theKSHE
11-04-2011, 11:17 PM
Sex.

Orka_n
11-04-2011, 11:25 PM
Give her a piece of your mind. (Whatever your state of mind may be.)

fast_clay
11-04-2011, 11:42 PM
surprise her with a merkin...

tennizen
11-05-2011, 12:09 AM
Get her an MTF account.

out_here_grindin
11-05-2011, 12:12 AM
Homemade icing

Johnny Groove
11-05-2011, 12:46 AM
Give her a very enjoyable orgasm.

One she will remember.

Orka_n
11-05-2011, 01:28 AM
Can you play an instrument? Sing her a song.

Hewitt =Legend
11-05-2011, 02:25 AM
An ironing board cover.

fast_clay
11-05-2011, 02:35 AM
pearl necklace

Orka_n
11-05-2011, 02:52 AM
pearl necklace

surprise her with a merkin...

:haha: You my friend are one screwed up dude.

Ilovetheblues_86
11-05-2011, 03:00 AM
Tell her that you can sense her sadness behind her smile, her love behind her rage and the reason of her silence.

the biscuit
11-05-2011, 08:56 AM
What's her style/attitude like?

Jon - for being such a self-proclaimed casanova, you've just given the worst advice here. How inconsiderate. I'd be angry. Same with Orka_n. Though with a song, I'd pretend to like it because it's the right thing to do but inside I'd be wondering if my gift was inside the guitar.

RIboy
11-05-2011, 10:02 AM
large cucumber...very functional gift

Gagsquet
11-05-2011, 01:37 PM
How deep is your love?

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The gift depends on the depth of your love.

star
11-05-2011, 04:03 PM
You should have paid enough attention to your girlfriend to know what she would like. :rolleyes:

I’ll bet she knows what gifts to buy for you.

Ivanatis
11-05-2011, 04:35 PM
http://www.gifflix.com/files/ffb71e1d5637.gif

Orka_n
11-05-2011, 05:05 PM
What's her style/attitude like?

Jon - for being such a self-proclaimed casanova, you've just given the worst advice here. How inconsiderate. I'd be angry. Same with Orka_n. Though with a song, I'd pretend to like it because it's the right thing to do but inside I'd be wondering if my gift was inside the guitar.Noted.

Bilbo
11-05-2011, 06:55 PM
How come you don't know what she likes? Sounds like you don't have enough personal connection with her.

abraxas21
11-05-2011, 07:12 PM
i only came to this thread to see bilbo's post

scarecrows
11-05-2011, 10:16 PM
i only came to this thread to see bilbo's post

worth it?

Smoke944
11-05-2011, 10:17 PM
i only came to this thread to see bilbo's post

:lol:

worth it?

yup

the biscuit
11-05-2011, 10:25 PM
You should have paid enough attention to your girlfriend to know what she would like. :rolleyes:

I’ll bet she knows what gifts to buy for you.

i agree, Star:
The OP sucks.
I would dump him.

Bilbo
11-05-2011, 10:34 PM
it's a big problem for most men to listen carefully to women and be responsive to her. women have very sensitive antennas and feel if a man is paying attention to her or not.

Kat_YYZ
11-05-2011, 10:55 PM
How come you don't know what she likes? Sounds like you don't have enough personal connection with her.

I would agree with this, but I have to admit I have friends of both genders that I've known for over 10 years, and sometimes they still get me the most WTF :scratch: gifts. I don't get upset though, it's the thought that counts. Perhaps I've done the same to them with my gifts!

Mostly I just think "is this a thoughtful gift?" -- like if someone talks a lot about classical music and I get them a classical music CD or DVD: it may not be their favourite composer or interpretation, but it shows I paid attention and I tried... I didn't buy them a Lady Gaga disc. At least I'm in the ballpark

EddceLLent
11-06-2011, 01:42 AM
Homemade icing
pearl necklace
large cucumber...very functional gift

I suppose I was kind of asking for this!

Get her an MTF account.

She doesn't like arguing...and she only pretends to like tennis because I like it... so maybe not. Plus she once said, trying to impress me, that Andy Murray is "our last great hope"...and so if she truly believes that then being on here would without doubt aggravate her somewhat :)

Sex.
Give her a very enjoyable orgasm.

This is part of the plan anyway. It's a tough job convincing a girl that qualifies as her birthday present though :)

Can you play an instrument? Sing her a song.

Unfortunately I can't play any instruments. Maybe i'll write a poem though - that I can do.

Tell her that you can sense her sadness behind her smile, her love behind her rage and the reason of her silence.

Maybe a little too deep.

What's her style/attitude like?

She's got a pretty relaxed attitude, not into much other than work...not particularly girly.

How deep is your love?

The gift depends on the depth of your love.

Uhm, i'm not sure exactly. Perhaps as deep as an Olympic diving pool.

You should have paid enough attention to your girlfriend to know what she would like. :rolleyes:

I’ll bet she knows what gifts to buy for you.
How come you don't know what she likes? Sounds like you don't have enough personal connection with her.
i agree, Star:
The OP sucks.
I would dump him.
it's a big problem for most men to listen carefully to women and be responsive to her. women have very sensitive antennas and feel if a man is paying attention to her or not.

Harsh! I have plenty of connection with her, she's just one of those people that doesn't really have that many interests...and because she isn't a girly girl I can't just buy girly presents. She only knew what to get me for my birthday because she kept asking me and so I just told her what to buy.

Orka_n
11-06-2011, 02:44 AM
I hear ya, mate. For some reason some females here seem to have been offended by this topic. (I for one have no clue what to give my family members for Christmas, and it's not because I don't connect with them or don't know them very well.)

fast_clay
11-06-2011, 04:42 AM
what to buy.

if we meet someday, i am gonna punch you in the face for what you've done to those women.

Nikki♥
11-06-2011, 07:09 AM
Sex toys.
Male strippers.

That will do the trick. :D

Sham Kay
11-06-2011, 11:43 AM
A blind date.