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RogiRafaFan86
07-29-2007, 01:35 AM
Yes slightly creepy. Scratch that very creepy. I'm glad you went with laughing and not the fake eagerness.

Yeah, me too.

This all reminds me of something that happened a few months back at a park. Some guy (not a bad looking guy at all) came up to me and just flat out told me he wanted to fuck me. Basically using those words. The bad thing about it was my 5 year old cousin was on.my.lap. So I basically had to tell this guy off, as politely as possible as not to further offend the child's ears, and then explain to my cousin (without explaining at all, of course) what that word meant. And then later on tell his parents what happened so that they would know where their child had learned that particular word, should he ever use it around the house...and of course he did.

Whatever happened to the days when men would wait to inappropriately proposition you until there were no small children around? :lol:

Aleka
07-29-2007, 01:36 AM
:lol: Dear, thats terrible, but funny at the same time :haha:
:lol:Yeah...when I said 'no' he said 'you know, you're sexier that way' :spit: Some guys are just regular Casanovas :worship:

Off I go :bolt:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 01:36 AM
That didn't take as long as I thought. I have a bit of extra time. :)

What did I miss?

JENN! I see your awesomeness here somewhere. Kisses for my sexy Aussie babygirl...:smooch:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 01:38 AM
:lol:Yeah...when I said 'no' he said 'you know, you're sexier that way' :spit: Some guys are just regular Casanovas :worship:

Off I go :bolt:

:spit: :haha: This is really a gold mine

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 01:39 AM
Kelli, you disappointed me, i thought it would be more earth shattering that an RJ :o

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 01:43 AM
People come to me with their hands out all the time Jonathan, whining about their disappointment, somehow expecting me to know why they feel that way. Narrow it down for me- what are you talking about? :)

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 01:44 AM
Hey Kel :wavey:

There is so much new blood in here. :banana:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 01:46 AM
BD! :wavey:

Are you sick, BD? :awww:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 01:48 AM
People come to me with their hands out all the time Jonathan, whining about their disappointment, somehow expecting me to know why they feel that way. Narrow it down for me- what are you talking about? :)

Rafa and his "tape". :o

Fom all the comments i read, i thought the video would turn the world upside down, but it really didnt live up to my expectations :sad:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 01:50 AM
BD! :wavey:

Are you sick, BD? :awww:

Yes :ras:. I'm hoping it won't last till tomorrow, I haven't been sick in a long time. I was on a good streak there :sobbing:

How are you? All purtified for the date :aplot:. As if it takes much of anything.

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 01:50 AM
I always looked older than what I actually was...When I was 15 I looked 18 :help: At one point I got so mad with one dude that was stalking me on the street...it was raining and he asked me if I liked being wet :rolleyes: and I was so pissed, because of him and the rain (I had no umbrella :sad: ) that I stopped and I asked him how old he thought I was. He said 20 and I said no, I'm 16...and then he goes 'well I have no problem with that'....:smash: So I called him a pedophile and got on the first bus that arrived at the station, despite it going in the opposite direction of my house :lol:

:lol: I love these stories they are so sad, but so funny. It bothers me when people hit on me thinking I'm younger then I am.

Yeah, me too.

This all reminds me of something that happened a few months back at a park. Some guy (not a bad looking guy at all) came up to me and just flat out told me he wanted to fuck me. Basically using those words. The bad thing about it was my 5 year old cousin was on.my.lap. So I basically had to tell this guy off, as politely as possible as not to further offend the child's ears, and then explain to my cousin (without explaining at all, of course) what that word meant. And then later on tell his parents what happened so that they would know where their child had learned that particular word, should he ever use it around the house...and of course he did.

Whatever happened to the days when men would wait to inappropriately proposition you until there were no small children around? :lol:

Awesome. I would have covered the kids eyes and kicked him in the balls, but that's just the kind of girl I am. :lol:

Fee
07-29-2007, 01:51 AM
My phone call took longer than expected- always on the clock, even with friends. :devil:

This one lives in Sacramento, and is in sports marketing. I had no clue, but she has a direct connect to the Capitals. World Team Tennis domination is my first stop. I knew it would happen if I worked hard enough. :yeah:

I was going to ask if you would give her my resume but I changed my mind as I caught up with reading this thread (and you're not around to see this anyway).

Nathii wants me to send this one to Mistafucka :lol:

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m121/Blaze-2004/Booty7.jpg

Doesn't anybody know how to use the timer on their cameras? Mirror pictures just make me laugh every time for some reason.

I remember you sent the alleged contents to everyone BUT me :o

I never got it either, and I asked twice.


There is so much new blood in here. :banana:

Yeah, but the same old blood lurking, and enjoying the show. ;)

liptea
07-29-2007, 01:52 AM
The TV coverage is a total joke, even when it is a tourney in this country, its still not live :rolleyes: People have interenet nowadays and can peek online to see the scores, guys :rolleyes: And really most times, its never on TV. And TTC is a joke too. What is it? 1% of all homes? :o Just have it available for a shitload of people. If someone is flipping channels and sees a tennis match, they might just stop and watch it.

As for the journalists, get rid of all of them. Most know nothing about the sport, and some are so old, they make dust look young. Get some new young blood out there and tell the game with a new perspective. Same goes for the commentators. Sometimes im watching and they say some things that are just ridiculous :o Some of the guys know NOTHING and just ask the other guy questions, some discuss irrelevent shit, and most seem to get bored halfway through :o

I missed the boat on this, but TTC sucks too. Even when there are tournaments, they don't show it. They didn't have any Wimbledon coverage, and basically showed nothing but old Fed Cup reruns. I don't understand why they don't buy the rights to tournaments like Umag or Stuttgart or Gstaad, where lots of good players play. Instead they make us sit through Murphy Jensen drinking vodka with Dmitry Tursunov. (not that i'm jealous. :mad: )

And commentary sucks. By the time Carillo, Pat McEnroe, Gilbert, Engerg, Drysdale and Shriver are finished, even I don't want to watch tennis. I can't imagine what a new fan would think. Not only that, they talk too much during points about things that are completely irrelevent. I wish they'd shut up, let the players play and explain things afterwards.

And the replay shows at night..:rolleyes: . I wish they wouldn't show 'match of the day' or whatever. Why not show a match that WASN'T aired during the day.

And bring back the 'New Balls Please' ads, with Carlos and Marat posing shirtless. :hearts:

ok, i added two extra carlos pictures. just for kicks and to show you that he's actually just a shy goofball, not a promiscuous sex god.



So I had a bad day today, but I cheered up after looking through Richard Gasquet pictures and by watching Pretty Woman.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 01:55 AM
Yes :ras:. I'm hoping it won't last till tomorrow, I haven't been sick in a long time. I was on a good streak there :sobbing:

Oh that just sucks. I hope you bounce back quick. Hugs/kisses/love :hug:

How are you? All purtified for the date :aplot:. As if it takes much of anything.

I have butterflies in my belly...we know each other, but you know. ;)

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 02:00 AM
Oh that just sucks. I hope you bounce back quick. Hugs/kisses/love :hug:


Thanks love :). Btw, Sof told me to tell you that she's responding to the pm :lol:


I have butterflies in my belly...we know each other, but you know. ;)

I told Sof that I said I wouldn't go out with any more musicians, but this is an exception. He is signed to a major, runs a recording studio, and both of his p's are doctors. :yeah:

AND....he's Puerto Rican...:lick:

Aww, Kel with nerves. That's cute.
Awesome. Would I know him? Sounds hot, I hope you have a great time :aplot:

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:04 AM
SOFYA VIENNA, PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR PM'S BEFORE I HAVE TO LEAVE! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Needy people always with their hands out. Gimmie gimmie. :rolleyes: :o

Fee
07-29-2007, 02:04 AM
I missed the boat on this, but TTC sucks too. Even when there are tournaments, they don't show it. They didn't have any Wimbledon coverage, and basically showed nothing but old Fed Cup reruns. I don't understand why they don't buy the rights to tournaments like Umag or Stuttgart or Gstaad, where lots of good players play. Instead they make us sit through Murphy Jensen drinking vodka with Dmitry Tursunov. (not that i'm jealous. :mad: )


I'm going to disagree with you on this one COMPLETELY. I don't think TTC sucks at all, now that I have it. I think they do everything they possibly can within the constraints of their budget. The extent of their coverage is AMAZING and I am grateful for it. Believe me, I am very sympathetic to anyone who can stretch a dollar.

They were not allowed to cover Wimbledon, they had not purchased any rights to it. Next year they have a signed contract to do a nightly wrap-up show and I am really looking forward to it (take that ESPN). TTC is getting added to more cable and satellite systems every month and I think the number will grow exponentially in 2008, but they are going to have to do a much better job of getting the word out because they are so high up on the channel listings in most cases that no one is ever going to 'stumble' across the channel.

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:05 AM
TTC improves yearly. They are never going to have all the rights to everything. That would actually hurt the sport anyway.

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 02:07 AM
She will no doubt know why I just screamed over the net. :lol:

God, I have no words sometimes, I really don't. :haha:

Oh dear....perhaps. :o I don't want to say. His songs were featured in a Stallone flick, he's been on MTV, so it isn't like he is unknown. :p

:ras: if you ever feel so inclined to share, my inbox is open (albeit fucked up and I'm not sure why).

American coverage of tennis blows in general.

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 02:08 AM
I missed the boat on this, but TTC sucks too. Even when there are tournaments, they don't show it. They didn't have any Wimbledon coverage, and basically showed nothing but old Fed Cup reruns. I don't understand why they don't buy the rights to tournaments like Umag or Stuttgart or Gstaad, where lots of good players play. Instead they make us sit through Murphy Jensen drinking vodka with Dmitry Tursunov. (not that i'm jealous. :mad: )

And commentary sucks. By the time Carillo, Pat McEnroe, Gilbert, Engerg, Drysdale and Shriver are finished, even I don't want to watch tennis. I can't imagine what a new fan would think. Not only that, they talk too much during points about things that are completely irrelevent. I wish they'd shut up, let the players play and explain things afterwards.

And the replay shows at night..:rolleyes: . I wish they wouldn't show 'match of the day' or whatever. Why not show a match that WASN'T aired during the day.

And bring back the 'New Balls Please' ads, with Carlos and Marat posing shirtless. :hearts:

ok, i added two extra carlos pictures. just for kicks and to show you that he's actually just a shy goofball, not a promiscuous sex god.



So I had a bad day today, but I cheered up after looking through Richard Gasquet pictures and by watching Pretty Woman.

Agreed with everything there :D

And i also did what u wanted me to do in the PM :kiss:

I have butterflies in my belly...we know each other, but you know. ;)

I told Sof that I said I wouldn't go out with any more musicians, but this is an exception. He is signed to a major, runs a recording studio, and both of his p's are doctors. :yeah:

AND....he's Puerto Rican...:lick:

Oh, a Caribbean? Well, you cant go wrong :angel:

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:09 AM
Sof, you have another one. I will be drinking tonight. :haha: :o :help:

I'm all over that shit I was typing it out to you then BAM there it was.


Also I think more Moya pictures are needed

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 02:12 AM
SOFYA VIENNA, PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR PM'S BEFORE I HAVE TO LEAVE! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:awww: I tried to put you on my top friends :lol:

you're not even on my friends list anymore :sobbing:

re-added :yeah:

hope you had a great time 2 nite :wavey:

liptea
07-29-2007, 02:12 AM
I'm going to disagree with you on this one COMPLETELY. I don't think TTC sucks at all, now that I have it. I think they do everything they possibly can within the constraints of their budget. The extent of their coverage is AMAZING and I am grateful for it. Believe me, I am very sympathetic to anyone who can stretch a dollar.

They were not allowed to cover Wimbledon, they had not purchased any rights to it. Next year they have a signed contract to do a nightly wrap-up show and I am really looking forward to it (take that ESPN). TTC is getting added to more cable and satellite systems every month and I think the number will grow exponentially in 2008, but they are going to have to do a much better job of getting the word out because they are so high up on the channel listings in most cases that no one is ever going to 'stumble' across the channel.

yeah, they just got added to my provider. I know they have a small budget, but I think some of their shows are ridiculous. And they attract a lot of players to their shows, I wish they'd capitalize on that more. And show more of Fernando Verdasco in the spa on No Strings. Cutting away when he was taking his towel off...:mad:

And I will say that their French Open coverage was really good.

ok, i have to go now. have a good night. :wavey:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 02:13 AM
Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot? :o

Seriously, one would think by now that someone would think of a new way to finish their porno, but noooo, its always fuck, fuck, fuck, cum on face, maybe girl sucks a bit more of the cock, then fade to black, and end scene :o

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:13 AM
:ras: if you ever feel so inclined to share, my inbox is open (albeit fucked up and I'm not sure why).

I will, BD. You should at least hear his music. ;)

American coverage of tennis blows in general.

The worst. Just the worst. :ras:

liptea
07-29-2007, 02:15 AM
in the top picture, tell me that is feli lopez on the right. he looks dumb, so i hope it's him.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 02:17 AM
in the top picture, tell me that is feli lopez on the right. he looks dumb, so i hope it's him.

:haha: yeah that's him :lol:

Yes :ras:. I'm hoping it won't last till tomorrow, I haven't been sick in a long time. I was on a good streak there :sobbing:


:hug: get well soon :hug::awww:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:17 AM
God, Flopez is just...:o :help:

:awww: I tried to put you on my top friends :lol:

you're not even on my friends list anymore :sobbing:

re-added :yeah:

hope you had a great time 2 nite :wavey:

Reg, sorry about that. My old one got hacked and deleted by my former, insane web designer. You will be put back on top of my list when I come home. :hug:

liptea
07-29-2007, 02:20 AM
:haha: yeah that's him :lol:

:bounce: i'm glad he had nothing better to do during the olympics than film carlos moya.

what a pleasing and attractive woman:

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/sport/tennis/ASB_Heineken_2006/lopez_feliciano_d.jpg

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:21 AM
That picture is just wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to start. I realize that he is a bunny in tennis circles, but I just don't get it.

Such creep factor goes off with that one, it isn't even funny. And yet, it is..:p

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:25 AM
Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot? :o

Seriously, one would think by now that someone would think of a new way to finish their porno, but noooo, its always fuck, fuck, fuck, cum on face, maybe girl sucks a bit more of the cock, then fade to black, and end scene :o
That's how sex ends. It makes sense. And that's normally the end of each scene and then the end of the porno. It's the end of all sex.



Flopez looks like such a tool. Thank you Spain.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 02:27 AM
:bounce: i'm glad he had nothing better to do during the olympics than film carlos moya.

what a pleasing and attractive woman:

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/sport/tennis/ASB_Heineken_2006/lopez_feliciano_d.jpg



My cousin thought he and Momo were the same person http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m305/dlandy22/face2.jpg :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:27 AM
Sof knows her porn, Jonathan- trust her on this one. She could be a director. :p

I hope JP will let me off the hook for not tuning into his j/o show. It is happening right now. But my chariot is on the way. He'll have to forgive me. :angel:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 02:28 AM
I will, BD. You should at least hear his music. ;)



The worst. Just the worst. :ras:


And if a small description of the man behind the music comes with the pm, all the better :angel:

But really, if you ever do pm me alert me somewhere because that shit isn't working properly.

:hug: get well soon :hug::awww:

Thank you muchly :hug:
Btw, I read your fic on tennisslash and commented, I really liked it :D
I'm mystifyy

RogiRafaFan86
07-29-2007, 02:29 AM
Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot? :o

Seriously, one would think by now that someone would think of a new way to finish their porno, but noooo, its always fuck, fuck, fuck, cum on face, maybe girl sucks a bit more of the cock, then fade to black, and end scene :o

You want it to end with cuddling?:unsure:

Nothing says great porn like a good spooning. :lol:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 02:31 AM
That's how sex ends. It makes sense. And that's normally the end of each scene and then the end of the porno. It's the end of all sex.



Flopez looks like such a tool. Thank you Spain.

Yeah, but, sigh, if i ever get into that biz, i'll make a new standard for how the pornos end :rolleyes:

As for Lopez being Momo, well, that is a slap in the face to both of them, although im not quite sure to who it is more an insult

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 02:32 AM
You want it to end with cuddling?:unsure:

Nothing says great porn like a good spooning. :lol:

I mean, a cumshot is an ok thing, but not EVERY SINGLE VIDEO, geez :o

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:34 AM
I hope JP will let me off the hook for not tuning into his j/o show. It is happening right now. But my chariot is on the way. He'll have to forgive me. :angel:
:hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric: :awww: :awww: :awww: :awww: :awww:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:35 AM
BD, click on this link to hear his track Victim #1. That will give you an idea of his sound. :)

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:36 AM
I mean, a cumshot is an ok thing, but not EVERY SINGLE VIDEO, geez :o

Monica and I are talking about this. The whole point is the cum shot at the end. Guys get off on that. Getting to see it all over some poor girls face, back or stomach. Great. Way hot.

How would you rather it end. Blue balls? Men just love that.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 02:39 AM
Also, can someone please explain to me why EVERY porno must end with a cum shot? :o

Seriously, one would think by now that someone would think of a new way to finish their porno, but noooo, its always fuck, fuck, fuck, cum on face, maybe girl sucks a bit more of the cock, then fade to black, and end scene :o

:lol:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 02:41 AM
BD, click on this link to hear his track Victim #1. That will give you an idea of his sound. :)

Click on Kelli's Fuck (http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/pivotman2-02.m3u)

:spit: that link name. You kill me.

I don't recognize it, but sounds good. Did you meet him through the job?

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 02:44 AM
Monica and I are talking about this. The whole point is the cum shot at the end. Guys get off on that. Getting to see it all over some poor girls face, back or stomach. Great. Way hot.

How would you rather it end. Blue balls? Men just love that.
:dead::rolls::haha::spit:

You want it to end with cuddling?:unsure:

Nothing says great porn like a good spooning. :lol:

:dead::haha::rolls:

Thank you muchly :hug:
Btw, I read your fic on tennisslash and commented, I really liked it :D
I'm mystifyy

awww :hug: thanks :wavey:

I hope JP will let me off the hook for not tuning into his j/o show. It is happening right now. But my chariot is on the way. He'll have to forgive me. :angel:

I think the more important question is will god forgive you? :unsure::awww::hug::angel:

As for Lopez being Momo, well, that is a slap in the face to both of them, although im not quite sure to who it is more an insult

:lol: I think it's fair to say it's an insult to both :lol:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 02:47 AM
He is 10 mintues away from my house...:aplot:

You like that name? :lol: I figured you might.

I met him through Disturbed's former manager, about 7 years ago when I was running around House of Blues in LA.

He's a nut, but you know how certain musicians are. They are like tour players who have a lot of practice. They are good at what they do, and they know it. ;)

Are you tracking him via satellite or something? :lol:

Oh ok, so it was a while back.
How certain musicians are? More like all musicians. Cocky.

I'm sure I don't need to tell you to have fune. ;)

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:48 AM
We have come up with alternate porn endings.

Monica: oh baby please marry me and make me a real man?
Sofya: fucking then a hug and they all put their cloths back on
Monica: maybe a "I'm done" "Congratulations!"
Monica: that's very cordial
Sofya: lmao
Monica: some streamers could explode from the ceiling
Sofya: aww cute
Sofya: streamers and some confetti
Monica: weee!
Sofya: maybe a big prize
Monica: he could spin a wheel
Monica: see what he's won
Sofya: PARENTHOOD
Sofya: yay

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 02:50 AM
Monica and I are talking about this. The whole point is the cum shot at the end. Guys get off on that. Getting to see it all over some poor girls face, back or stomach. Great. Way hot.

How would you rather it end. Blue balls? Men just love that.

Oh I do get off on that, it is pretty hot, im not complaining about that, im just thinkning that maybe there can be a new type of way to end a porno that is hotter than that :shrug:

I havent given the subject too much thought, im just on a download binge and noticed it in every video :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:50 AM
Look up Jonathan we came up with new endings for you :)

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:52 AM
I think the more important question is will god forgive you? :unsure::awww::hug::angel:

No, probably not. Just as it should be. :)

I'm sure I don't need to tell you to have fune. ;)

Will do, thank you. Good night all- have a wonderful rest of the evening. :hatoff:

Fee
07-29-2007, 02:52 AM
All porn should end with the man in the shower and the woman brushing her teeth. That's how sex ends in my world.

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 02:53 AM
No big prize? :awww:


Have a good night Kelli. :kiss:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 02:53 AM
:dead: @ new endings :lol:

Let's see what's we've won:

PARENTHOOD!

YES!

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 02:54 AM
Look up Jonathan we came up with new endings for you :)

You dont have to make it a big joke :awww:

All porn should end with the man in the shower and the woman brushing her teeth. That's how sex ends in my world.

Incidentally, when one looks up "Marital Aid" on wikipedia, it redirects to "Sex Toys" :haha:

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 03:00 AM
You dont have to make it a big joke :awww:


This is how Monica and I are when put together. We just really didn't get how it was supposed to end. That is the ending of sex.


PS: That other part implies Fee has a bad marriage I'd edit that....

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 03:03 AM
Everything is a big joke to us. We don't take life seriously.

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 03:03 AM
Well we don't take cum shots in porn seriously...

Fee
07-29-2007, 03:04 AM
I was kidding, by the way. Being married isn't that bad (at least not for me).

Incidentally, when one looks up "Marital Aid" on wikipedia, it redirects to "Sex Toys" :haha:

That is hysterical (if true).


PS: That other part implies Fee has a bad marriage I'd edit that....

Not really, he can leave it.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 03:04 AM
:lol: does anyone :lol:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 03:05 AM
GASP. You wrote cum.

We just don't take straight porn seriously...

EDIT: gone for a while. :wavey:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 03:06 AM
I was kidding, by the way. Being married isn't that bad (at least not for me).



That is hysterical (if true).



Not really, he can leave it.

I swear :haha:

Search it right now :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 03:07 AM
Not really, he can leave it.

Good. I'm glad you didn't take it how I did then. :)

Fee
07-29-2007, 03:21 AM
Right. I'm signing off for the night. I'm in a bad mood for some reason and being on the internet is just irritating me more. See you all tomorrow.

:wavey:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 03:32 AM
:hug: nite :wavey:

hope you feel better

_pyromatic
07-29-2007, 06:41 AM
Hi, I introduced myself a couple hundred pages ago but life hasn't let me get on mtf much since then. I still think I belong here much more than in GM, though. I'm Sarah, by the way :wavey:

Speaking of creepy men in parks: a friend and I were standing in the parking lot of one for about half an hour a couple weeks ago waiting for our directionaly challenged friend to get there and, no lie, at least five different groups of sketchy guys came up and asked us if we needed "rides". Now, I understand clevage is a powerful thing but in a park next to a swing set? :o

I know I'm not part of the crowd here yet but may I ask about this Rafa video? Sounds interesting :aplot:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 06:43 AM
Hi, I introduced myself a couple hundred pages ago but life hasn't let me get on mtf much since then. I still think I belong here much more than in GM, though. I'm Sarah, by the way :wavey:

Speaking of creepy men in parks: a friend and I were standing in the parking lot of one for about half an hour a couple weeks ago waiting for our directionaly challenged friend to get there and, no lie, at least five different groups of sketchy guys came up and asked us if we needed "rides". Now, I understand clevage is a powerful thing but in a park next to a swing set? :o

I know I'm not part of the crowd here yet but may I ask about this Rafa video? Sounds interesting :aplot:

Hi Sarah :kiss: I'm Jonathan :wavey:

The Rafa video is WAAAY overrated, dont get your hopes too high, dear :o

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 07:01 AM
The Rafa video is WAAAY overrated, dont get your hopes too high, dear :o

bitter :ras::lol:

Jade Fox
07-29-2007, 09:08 AM
I should be getting some sleep but I had to say hey!:wavey: The vacation was great and hopefully I will have pictures up within a week or so.

My stance on cumshots in porn: A neccessity I guess, though I wish they could be more creative about going them. Jonathan's right, using the same type of shot repeatedly does get old.

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 01:41 PM
Hi, I introduced myself a couple hundred pages ago but life hasn't let me get on mtf much since then. I still think I belong here much more than in GM, though. I'm Sarah, by the way :wavey:

Speaking of creepy men in parks: a friend and I were standing in the parking lot of one for about half an hour a couple weeks ago waiting for our directionaly challenged friend to get there and, no lie, at least five different groups of sketchy guys came up and asked us if we needed "rides". Now, I understand clevage is a powerful thing but in a park next to a swing set? :o

I know I'm not part of the crowd here yet but may I ask about this Rafa video? Sounds interesting :aplot:

Welcome. :) Creepy men have no bounds when it comes to hitting on girls. Apparently two girls alone means that you need to be propositioned for sex. It's a natural conclusion really. :lol:

I should be getting some sleep but I had to say hey!:wavey: The vacation was great and hopefully I will have pictures up within a week or so.

My stance on cumshots in porn: A neccessity I guess, though I wish they could be more creative about going them. Jonathan's right, using the same type of shot repeatedly does get old.

I'm so unspeakably happy that you are back. I'm glad the vacation went well.

Yes they could vary up where it goes I guess. Still kind of need them though. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 02:44 PM
Hi, I introduced myself a couple hundred pages ago but life hasn't let me get on mtf much since then. I still think I belong here much more than in GM, though. I'm Sarah, by the way :wavey:


Hi Sarah. I'm Kelli- welcome to the dark side. I hope you enjoy your stay here. :hatoff:

bitter :ras::lol:

Not so much bitter- but very young and unable to understand the point of what the concept of market value means. I DO, and I will be the world's master, rather than its slave. ;)

BTW Reg, guess what? I have to work a show tonight. Know who it is? Here's an idea- click on the video link below, and you will find out. :aplot:

Click on This Bitch (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XXmlJQN5Pm8)

I should be getting some sleep but I had to say hey!:wavey: The vacation was great and hopefully I will have pictures up within a week or so.

RA! :hug:

Aww, what a great Sunday present to wake up to! :wavey:

I missed you fierce girly- glad to have you home. Can't wait to see the pictures. Catch up on sleep. I'll be here when you refuel. :)

cobalt60
07-29-2007, 02:56 PM
I love CI's music. You lucky B. :) And Helena C- how beautiful is she. Still looking good I bet after all these years.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 03:06 PM
Sue! :wavey:

Hope you are having a good weekend. :hug:

Chris is just amazing. I have seen him a couple of times. He sounds exactly the same in person, as he does in the video. He's adorable too. :aplot:

Here is one more- just for good measure. :lick:

You Know You Want to (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0jFqCTgEx-Y)

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 03:53 PM
Not so much bitter- but very young and unable to understand the point of what the concept of market value means. I DO, and I will be the world's master, rather than its slave. ;)

I guess :rolleyes:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 04:02 PM
Oh brother, everyone is a critic. This is what happens when you spend your time jerking off to straight porn. You become desensitized, and you no longer are able to see the bigger picture.

BTW Jonathan, it looks like you are getting buried at the Mr. MTF contest- one of the other contestants has TONS of pictures for all the viewers to see. ;)

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 04:27 PM
Oh brother, everyone is a critic. This is what happens when you spend your time jerking off to straight porn. You become desensitized, and you no longer are able to see the bigger picture.

BTW Jonathan, it looks like you are getting buried at the Mr. MTF contest- one of the other contestants has TONS of pictures for all the viewers to see. ;)

Xristos has more things coming than that. If need be, i will pull out all the stops and throw the dirt in the fire about him :devil:

As for straight porn, I'll see the bigger picture a few years down the road. Right now and for the next few years, dirty non-thinking sex is the way to go :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 04:35 PM
Tangy, if you are here later- I saw this and TOTALLY thought of you. I couldn't stop laughing...:haha:

Listen to the lyrics and tell me if you can find the two surprising tennis references. One about Fedex, and the other, in honor of Robby G-INEPT-PRI...

THE WAFFLE HOUSE! :woohoo:

Monster Hog, Clicky (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0)

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 04:42 PM
Ah, the Bad Touch. Legendary song

Have you seen the video for "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss?"

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 04:49 PM
DAMMIT! You just can't help yourself, can you?! That was supposed to be for Tangy to figure out. Surprise ruiner. :fiery:

I know all of their songs, actually- embarrassing as that is. :lol:

The only one I wasn't really crazy about was The Ballad of Chasey Lain. I thought she deserved a better song. :devil:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 04:58 PM
oh, well she doesnt have to read my post :awww:

Yeah, they are a good band, i havent heard all their stuff, but what i have, ive liked

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 05:03 PM
No worries- I will make it up to her.

Tangy, here is a visual aid just for you, me, and Robby. :lick:

http://www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/wafflehouse.jpg

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 05:28 PM
:wavey:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 05:32 PM
:kiss:

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 05:34 PM
I don't get the Federer reference just the Robby one. :sad:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 05:38 PM
That sad face made me laugh...:lol:

It's in there. Try one more time. If you don't get it, I will tell you where it is. Listen for him to drop the nick- "Fedex."

Maybe you were confused at first, thinking that the singer would drop the S-bomb. Federer has been notorious for doing that. :o ;)

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 05:42 PM
Well I did kind of tune out. One more listen couldn't hurt.

I remember when that song was huge though. Teenage boys were allllllll over it.

Edit: So not true about Fed :ras:

cobalt60
07-29-2007, 05:46 PM
Sue! :wavey:

Hope you are having a good weekend. :hug:

Chris is just amazing. I have seen him a couple of times. He sounds exactly the same in person, as he does in the video. He's adorable too. :aplot:

Here is one more- just for good measure. :lick:

You Know You Want to (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0jFqCTgEx-Y)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCTrJzhDoNA Check out this interview. I have loved Chris Issak since his first album. I think he and I are the same age or close thereto. I would consider @@@ that man:p Ok sorry I am not here for long :lol: Off to swim then a party :smoke:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 05:47 PM
Teenage boys should be locked up in a closet on an island far away, and not allowed to come out until they are at least 35. That is my plan for them. :)

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 05:49 PM
Hi/bye Sue- have lots of fun, you Party Animal! :aparty: :aplot:

I love that interview. It's how it should be done, from the comfort of a big ol' bed. ;)

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 05:56 PM
35 sounds perfect.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 06:07 PM
Hang on- I am making an adendum in honor of Pat Cash. :rolleyes:

They can't come out until they are 45. ;)

Sofyaxo
07-29-2007, 06:15 PM
:lol:

Well I'm thinking if you send a bunch of straight guys to one island alone we'll come back with a bunch of gay 45 year olds.

I knew I liked this plan.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 06:20 PM
Provided he cuts his hair, Boris Becker stays here. :aplot:

I don't give a fuck about the rest of them. They can all go and go native on each other on the island. Not to say that I would turn down witnessing photographic proof of the whole thing, of course....:devil:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 06:32 PM
Not so much bitter- but very young and unable to understand the point of what the concept of market value means. I DO, and I will be the world's master, rather than its slave. ;)

BTW Reg, guess what? I have to work a show tonight. Know who it is? Here's an idea- click on the video link below, and you will find out. :aplot:

Click on This Bitch (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XXmlJQN5Pm8)

:worship::hearts: OMG! I can't take it anymore :lol: I NEED to get to NorCal NOW :lol:

liptea
07-29-2007, 06:41 PM
i logged onto myspace just to friend you guys.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 06:42 PM
Security cameras all over the island it can be like reality TV.

The dominate male claiming his harem of lower more submissive males. Very national geographic.

Becker? I like your style of thinking.

I think this whole island thing is a MARVELOUS idea.

Do we have a "guest list"?

acoffeygirl
07-29-2007, 07:03 PM
:wavey: Hi all...I'm back. Jetlagged but back.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 07:17 PM
Security cameras all over the island it can be like reality TV.

The dominate male claiming his harem of lower more submissive males. Very national geographic.

Becker? I like your style of thinking.

:lol: You like Becker, do you? If you are a hot blooded woman with half a brain, and you do ANY recon on him at all...he is gooooood people. :lick:

:worship::hearts: OMG! I can't take it anymore :lol: I NEED to get to NorCal NOW :lol:

:haha: I thought you were already there, Reg? Where are you living right now? San Francisco?

i logged onto myspace just to friend you guys.

:hatoff:

:wavey: Hi all...I'm back. Jetlagged but back.

Hi Amber! Welcome back. :wavey:

Johnny Groove
07-29-2007, 07:19 PM
Teenage boys should be locked up in a closet on an island far away, and not allowed to come out until they are at least 35. That is my plan for them. :)

Good to know you are NOT running the world :hatoff:

i logged onto myspace just to friend you guys.

I think you missed me

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 07:19 PM
i logged onto myspace just to friend you guys.

I'm on there too :wavey::lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 07:24 PM
Good to know you are NOT running the world :hatoff:

Yet....;)

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 07:29 PM
:haha: I thought you were already there, Reg? Where are you living right now? San Francisco?

yeah, but I'm visiting the fam in SoCal right now :lol: I should be back soon though.


How was "le showdown" last night?

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 07:34 PM
yeah, but I'm visiting the fam in SoCal right now :lol: I should be back soon though.

Oh boy, lots of trouble to get into down there. :devil:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 07:37 PM
Oh boy, lots of trouble to get into down there. :devil:
:angel: I'm shooting, so I'm staying on my best behavior. Maybe if came down, we could stir up some trouble :devil::lick::aplot:


Dinner at Raw Bar, complete with flaming drinks. Me pretending to give a shit about what he was saying. Him smelling like Dior for Men. Me looking at my watch to figure out how long it would take to get him to shut up, then give it up.

Me back at his loft. Him showing me his artwork. Me nodding and smiling...yes, that's a beautiful piece, so is that one, yes, blah, I love it, blah, blah.

Duct tape, he shuts up, I get what I went out with him for, and all is right with the world. :)



NICE :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 07:41 PM
Oh no wonder- you are working down there. :)

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 07:47 PM
Oh no wonder- you are working down there. :)

I am not in Sacramento yet, Reg. My aunt is looking at a house in Campus Commons as I type this, so we will see. I am thinking probably by September or October.

I will be there to visit though before that. I have to talk to my friend Katy about the job situation when I get there, as well. I don't think that it's unreasonable to expect to be running WTT in a week...TWO, max. :p

From the creators of: "Two Can Play That Game"
and "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"

comes the newest exciting comedy about tennis, sex, and "love"

"How To Take Over The World In 10 Days"


starring: Kelli Therese
featuring: Reggie, Sofya, Monica, and Jonathan

coming to a theatre near you :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 07:51 PM
:haha: :yeah:

Will Jonathan be playing the role of Fluffer? :eek: :p

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 07:54 PM
:dead::lol:

You're the star :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 07:59 PM
:p

Let me guess, seeing how you are the director here. The end scene is between myself and de Villiers, old fashioned good vs. dumbass...street fight. I get to wear vinyl, Matrix style, cool martial arts effects, etc. :boxing:

PLEASE tell me I (we) win in the end. :awww:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 08:01 PM
oh honey :hearts:

that's SO the PERFECT ending :yeah:


and :o OF COURSE we win :yeah:, who do you think I am, Eastwood? :lol:

partygirl
07-29-2007, 08:08 PM
In the words of the great karl lagerfeld defending a 14 year old spokes model for chanel...
"Don't be mad at young, don't wast your time...it is very beautiful" :D
put it this way, if we horde all the young ones away...you'll know where to find me.:p

liptea
07-29-2007, 09:15 PM
I'm on there too :wavey::lol:

ah ok. what is it?

i'm almost never on mine. :( ever since i got facebook.

but kelli, i just saw your pictures and you're pretty.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 09:20 PM
check your aim :wavey:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 09:28 PM
In the words of the great karl lagerfeld defending a 14 year old spokes model for chanel...
"Don't be mad at young, don't wast your time...it is very beautiful" :D
put it this way, if we horde all the young ones away...you'll know where to find me.:p
Was that Lagerfeld or FLopez?

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 09:32 PM
but kelli, i just saw your pictures and you're pretty.

You are very kind, and I thank you for the compliment. Funny though- I was there, I took the pics, and the person you see there no longer looks like me, like, AT ALL. I know she's me, but she's not me...:lol:

Was that Lagerfeld or FLopez?

:tape:

Hi Chris! :wavey:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 09:37 PM
Hello Mistress Kelli

Did you get your O last night?

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 09:40 PM
Reg- when you get back here, please click this link. I am curious to know if you will know who this is:

Click It (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ee735pZ6kxk)

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 09:41 PM
Hello Mistress Kelli

Did you get your O last night?

:kiss:

He's like wearing an old pair of comfortable shoes. You always know exactly how the story will end...:devil:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 09:43 PM
:kiss:

He's like wearing an old pair of comfortable shoes. You always know exactly how the story will end...:devil:
Since your cock embargo ended the other week, you've clearly decided that prohibition is not workable at this time? :)

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 09:48 PM
Since your cock embargo ended the other week, you've clearly decided that prohibition is not workable at this time? :)

:haha: :yeah:

I had a discusion with my friend Summer, who basically called me an idiot, straight to my face for living a celibate life for the last four years.

She said that it was pathological to exist in a state of perpetual self denial, imposed by my own hand, or not. She asked me why I was continuing, and I really had no legitimate answer.

She called me a dumbass, and that it was a total waste. I stopped, considered her analysis of my situation....and then it was over, just like that, and just as it had started.

The last month, I have, of course, fallen off the chastity wagon, with a resounding thud. :)

scoobs
07-29-2007, 09:53 PM
:haha: :yeah:

I had a discusion with my friend Summer, who basically called me an idiot, straight to my face for living a celibate life for the last four years.

She said that it was pathological to exist in a state of perpetual self denial, imposed by my own hand, or not. She asked me why I was continuing, and I really had no legitimate answer.

She called me a dumbass, and that it was a total waste. I stopped, considered her analysis of my situation....and then it was over, just like that, and just as it had started.

The last month, I have, of course, fallen off the chastity wagon, with a resounding thud. :)
You know what - there are virtues to self-imposed celibacy sometimes. When I was single I went through an 18 month spell of no sex and it had its benefits - you learn how to please yourself, you learn to control your own sexual impulses so you don't fall onto any old piece of cock, and you learn that life without sex isn't the terrible place society would have us believe it is.

But I'm also a firm believer of: learn the lesson from the experience then move on - don't get stuck in the lesson :)

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:01 PM
18 months. :eek: I don't think I have ever run into any man who did that, with the exception of one who was entering the clergy. That was tough, no?

The most difficult thing was dodging the onslaught of guys who wanted to break it, not because they had a burning desire for ME specifically, but because it was some weird inexplicable gauntlet that I had thrown down.

I let them indulge the possibility of that happening, never intending for that to take place, solely for my own amusement. During that time, it showed me how unyieldingly uncomplicated men really are. No disrespect, of course. ;)

When I was little, I ran around like the Town Crier, wondering what they were thinking, what they were feeling, what made them tick, ad nauseum. Now that I am older, and no longer care, I have figured it out....and because of their simplicity, it is no longer something that I spend time trying to dissect. :lol:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:04 PM
18 months. :eek: I don't think I have ever run into any man who did that, with the exception of one who was entering the clergy. That was tough, no?

The most difficult thing was dodging the onslaught of guys who wanted to break it, not because they had a burning desire for ME specifically, but because it was some weird inexplicable gauntlet that I had thrown down.

I let them indulge the possibility of that happening, never intending for that to take place, solely for my own amusement. During that time, it showed me how unyieldingly uncomplicated men really are. No disrespect, of course. ;)

When I was little, I ran around like the Town Crier, wondering what they were thinking, what they were feeling, what made them tick, ad nauseum. Now that I am older, and no longer care, I have figured it out....and because of their simplicity, it is no longer something that I spend time trying to dissect. :lol:
mmmm - tough in a way, not so much in other ways. it's not like i didn't take care of business, i just didn't have help.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 10:07 PM
:worship: WOW. I've never heard of him before but.....:worship:

That's AMAZING! Just AWESOME!

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:08 PM
No help, of course. :lol:

Only one guy that I ran into had a legitimate point- he said that all the solo motivation and battery operated machinery was well and good...but that it could never give back to you, rendering it less valuable.

No matter how much I protested the importance of a sure thing when you are a woman, as opposed to a man, he refused to budge an inch. There is no way to get a man to understand a woman's predicament, so I didn't offer much resistance after the initial discussion about it.

I thought about what he said for a moment, and although it didn't change anything for me in practice, there was a grain of truth to what he had said.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:10 PM
:worship: WOW. I've never heard of him before but.....:worship:

That's AMAZING! Just AWESOME!

I am kind of glad that you didn't know him. :p

There is a history there, and one where I lose, in a major way. Very rare, but just like Federer's losses, it can happen....and it did. :o

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:11 PM
No help, of course. :lol:

Only one guy that I ran into had a legitimate point- he said that all the solo motivation and battery operated machinery was well and good...but that it could never give back to you, rendering it less valuable.

No matter how much I protested the importance of a sure thing when you are a woman, as opposed to a man, he refused to budge an inch. There is no way to get a man to understand a woman's predicament, so I didn't offer much resistance after the initial discussion about it.

I thought about what he said for a moment, and although it didn't change anything for me in practice, there was a grain of truth to what he had said.
Yes he's right - the rabbit can't hug you after.

But then since you can make sure it hits the spot good and well until your mind is well and truly blown, who the hell cares? :)

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 10:12 PM
I am kind of glad that you didn't know him. :p

There is a history there, and one where I lose, in a major way. Very rare, but just like Federer's losses, it can happen....and it did. :o


:eek: YOU?! LOSE?!? NEVER!!!!!!!!!! :sobbing: I REFUSE to believe that :hysteric::sobbing:

*sniff*

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:14 PM
Yes he's right - the rabbit can't hug you after.

But then since you can make sure it hits the spot good and well until your mind is well and truly blown, who the hell cares? :)

:aplot: The Rabbit...

I have a response to that. Yeah, yeah, I know- shocker. :rolleyes: :p

A machine can't do certain things that are important, I guess. A machine can't talk to you- and I am getting burned by my own theory here, because god knows how much Spanish-speaking porn I have. :lol:

It also can't confirm to you that YOU are doing amazing things to your partner either. It's a sure thing when you are with a machine, yes, but there is a price to be paid for dreaming in this case, no?

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:16 PM
Reg, you okay? You have a double post there. :lol:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:17 PM
:aplot: The Rabbit...

I have a response to that. Yeah, yeah, I know- shocker. :rolleyes: :p

A machine can't do certain things that are important, I guess. A machine can't talk to you- and I am getting burned by my own theory here, because god knows how much Spanish-speaking porn I have. :lol:

It also can't confirm to you that YOU are doing amazing things to your partner either. It's a sure thing when you are with a machine, yes, but there is a price to be paid for dreaming in this case, no?
Let me put it this way....if you are a receiver and all you want is a good O then a hand held device is a gift from heaven. If you derive pleasure from giving pleasure to someone else (as I do - I much prefer giving head to getting it), then there's no substitute for the touch of another human being.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:21 PM
Let me put it this way....if you are a receiver and all you want is a good O then a hand held device is a gift from heaven. If you derive pleasure from giving pleasure to someone else (as I do - I much prefer giving head to getting it), then there's no substitute for the touch of another human being.

I am smack dab in the middle of the road here, which is why, no matter WHAT I do, or do not do, I get squished, just like a grape. :p

There is no one on the planet that means more to me than me. That being said, however, the latter scenario that you described is also something that appeals to me.

It is different for men though. Through anatomical construction alone, and this was/is a major reason behind what started my sabbatical in the first place....women have a more involved process from first touch to climax.

Most straight guys don't get that, and leave their partners, through indifference or ignorance, wholly unsatisfied.

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:25 PM
I am smack dab in the middle of the road here, which is why, no matter WHAT I do, or do not do, I get squished, just like a grape. :p

There is no one on the planet that means more to me than me. That being said, however, the latter scenario that you described is also something that appeals to me.

It is different for men though. Through anatomical construction alone, and this was/is a major reason behind what started my sabbatical in the first place....women have a more involved process from first touch to climax.

Most straight guys don't get that, and leave their partners, through indifference or ignorance, wholly unsatisfied.
True.

Plus, I love kissing. I love love love hot kissing - I could kiss for hours and not even bother with the rest of the program sometimes. And you definitely need help for that.

It's amazing how many people are crap kissers.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:29 PM
True.

Plus, I love kissing. I love love love hot kissing - I could kiss for hours and not even bother with the rest of the program sometimes. And you definitely need help for that.

It's amazing how many people are crap kissers.

Is this just a non sequitur that you have randomly dropped here? Way to help me out. I am pretty sure that you have just violated one of the core laws of the gay man/straight girl relationships. (I hate the label "straight girl", but I had to drop it for the sake of the discussion here.) :rolleyes: :lol:

Many people are crap kissers. Why is that do you suppose? Indifference again?

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 10:31 PM
Reg, you okay? You have a double post there. :lol:


:shrug::scratch: are YOU ok? what double post?






















:p

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:32 PM
Cheeky little thing you are. :p

BTW, you look very nice on the front of my Myspace page. I love your default picture. :hearts:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:33 PM
Is this just a non sequitur that you have randomly dropped here? Way to help me out. I am pretty sure that you have just violated one of the core laws of the gay man/straight girl relationships. (I hate the label "straight girl", but I had to drop it for the sake of the discussion here.) :rolleyes: :lol:

Many people are crap kissers. Why is that do you suppose? Indifference again?
Umm - I think it's a combination of thinking that kissing something you do before you get to the good stuff (as someone said on Friends - the warm-up act you sit through before U2 come on stage)

Also the belief that there's nothing to it - you know - lips make contact, poke tongue around a bit - easy.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Nope.

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:37 PM
I guess, to pull all this together...if you want O then a suitable battery operated appliance will do the job.

if you want actual intimacy then it's humans or nothing, really.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:37 PM
Lovely, just lovely. Thank you. :hatoff:

You have to admit though- it's the worst, just the WORST. When you hook up- or when you used to before you had a significant other- and you kiss someone who sucks. Hell on earth. :help: :ignore:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:40 PM
Lovely, just lovely. Thank you. :hatoff:

You have to admit though- it's the worst, just the WORST. When you hook up- or when you used to before you had a significant other- and you kiss someone who sucks. Hell on earth. :help: :ignore:
It's the worst thing ever.

I once stopped someone to give them kissing lessons.

He was actually grateful much later on when he went back with his ex and the ex commented how much better he was now :)

liptea
07-29-2007, 10:44 PM
You are very kind, and I thank you for the compliment. Funny though- I was there, I took the pics, and the person you see there no longer looks like me, like, AT ALL. I know she's me, but she's not me...:lol:




yeah, i feel you. sometimes i look at pictures of me and realize that i look nothing like that. i can only hope it happens to gisele too.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:48 PM
It's the worst thing ever.

As a woman, I put that at the top of the list along with (edited for decency purposes). Grounds for a quick dismissal, like Federer playing Roddick at this year's AO. :o ;)

I once stopped someone to give them kissing lessons.

I am confused by this. Why be a teacher for someone who did not come to you ready made?

Maybe I am not the one to ask about this. There was a guy I went to college with who neglected to tell me that he was pure as the driven snow, until WAY too late in the game, so to speak.

I knew something was up, when after the second downstroke, I felt him do that familiar boy shake underneath me. I was not amused. The exchange went like this:

Already?

(nodding) Yeah, sorry.

You're kidding, I haven't even taken off my...hang on a sec. You don't still have your V-card, do you?

(again, nodding and blushing now) :awww:

Pull up your pants and get out. I am not collecting a V-card.

I was way en fuego about that one.

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 10:50 PM
:wavey:

Welcome back Amber and RA :D

From the creators of: "Two Can Play That Game"
and "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"

comes the newest exciting comedy about tennis, sex, and "love"

"How To Take Over The World In 10 Days"


starring: Kelli Therese
featuring: Reggie, Sofya, Monica, and Jonathan

coming to a theatre near you :yeah:

Aww I have a part! :hug:



It's amazing how many people are crap kissers.

Yeah it is. I hate hate hate bad kissers. I had one guy dancing with me in a club shove his tongue and all his teeth down my throat (which happens way too often) and I cringed, reeled back, and looked at him like Wtf? He actually asked me "how long has it been since you kissed a man?" I responded with "Two nights, and he knew that mashing on my tongue while simulataneously gagging me is not the way to go".

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:51 PM
As a woman, I put that at the top of the list along with (edited for decency purposes). Grounds for a quick dismissal, like Federer playing Roddick at this year's AO. :o ;)



I am confused by this. Why be a teacher for someone who did not come to you ready made?

Maybe I am not the one to ask about this. There was a guy I went to college with who neglected to tell me that he was pure as the driven snow, until WAY too late in the game, so to speak.

I knew something was up, when after the second downstroke, I felt him do that familiar boy shake underneath me. I was not amused. The exchange went like this:

Already?

(nodding) Yeah, sorry.

You're kidding, I haven't even taken off my...hang on a sec. You don't still have your V-card, do you?

(again, nodding and blushing now) :awww:

Pull up your pants and get out. I am not collecting a V-card.

I was way en fuego about that one.
Well you see I was in the mood to leave the world in a slightly better place than I found it.

AND I wanted some good kissing then and there - so I had to teach him how to do it so I could get what I wanted.

It was win-win though it took longer to get there than I would have liked.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:52 PM
Yeah it is. I hate hate hate bad kissers. I had one guy dancing with me in a club shove his tongue and all his teeth down my throat (which happens way too often) and I cringed, reeled back, and looked at him like Wtf? He actually asked me "how long has it been since you kissed a man?" I responded with "Two nights, and he knew that mashing on my tongue while simulataneously gagging me is not the way to go".

This is terrible story, BD. I am sorry you had to endure this. Worse, to have to endure a lame excuse for his lack of technique and concern for you. Dreadful, just dreadful. :o

Jade Fox
07-29-2007, 10:53 PM
Kelli, Scoobs, I wish I could add something eloquent to your conversation but I can't. Seriously, this is where lack of experience can really hurt at times.:silly:

I agree on bad kissing though. Samantha from Sex and the City said it best when she said to just dump a bad kisser immediately. It's very hard to get them to change their ways, at least it is for me. And really, if they aren't great at kissing, then I sure as hell don't want to know what the sex is like.

Anyway, that Roger=Iron Man thread is silly. I would add something pervy to it, but alas I'm drawing blanks at the moment.:mad:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:54 PM
Well you see I was in the mood to leave the world in a slightly better place than I found it.

AND I wanted some good kissing then and there - so I had to teach him how to do it so I could get what I wanted.

It was win-win though it took longer to get there than I would have liked.

It could be no more involved than the fact that you are a nice person, and I am not. Fair enough. :lol:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 10:55 PM
It could be no more involved than the fact that you are a nice person, and I am not. Fair enough. :lol:
Not that simple. Other times with bad kissers I've gotten bored quickly and just wanked them off.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 10:58 PM
Kelli, Scoobs, I wish I could add something eloquent to your conversation but I can't. Seriously, this is where lack of experience can really hurt at times.:silly:

You are loved, RA. Just you being here is present enough. :inlove:

And really, if they aren't great at kissing, then I sure as hell don't want to know what the sex is like.

It will suck, plain and simple. Kisses are not even a lock, btw. I had great kisses with a guy once, and the sex was abysmal. He was a great kisser, but remain on my list of the worst of all time, to this day.

I will refrain from saying WHY he is there, but suffice it to say, there are men who could use a book about how the female body is really put together. STOP TAKING YOUR TECHNIQUE FROM PORN! :fiery: :p

Anyway, that Roger=Iron Man thread is silly. I would add something pervy to it, but alas I'm drawing blanks at the moment.:mad:

Just breathe, RA, it will come to you. You are wicked smart in these situations. :hug:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 10:59 PM
This is terrible story, BD. I am sorry you had to endure this. Worse, to have to endure a lame excuse for his lack of technique and concern for you. Dreadful, just dreadful. :o

I know :sobbing:. I'm afraid to turn my face towards a guy when I'm dancing with him now, because for some reason it always seems to mean 'gag me'. Then I'm forced to drink a bottle of Listerine.
I love a good kisser :inlove:

I got a dress by the way. I think I like it :unsure:. I'll take a picture and post it.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:04 PM
Not that simple. Other times with bad kissers I've gotten bored quickly and just wanked them off.

Wanked them off without a fruit basket in return. Oh Chris, your patience knows no bounds. :angel:

I know :sobbing:. I'm afraid to turn my face towards a guy when I'm dancing with him now, because for some reason it always seems to mean 'gag me'. Then I'm forced to drink a bottle of Listerine.
I love a good kisser :inlove:

Oh ick. That's totally no bueno. :ignore:

You have to start smooching better people, like, yesterday. :hug:

I got a dress by the way. I think I like it :unsure:. I'll take a picture and post it.

Oooo I can't wait to see this. :inlove:

scoobs
07-29-2007, 11:07 PM
Wanked them off without a fruit basket in return. Oh Chris, your patience knows no bounds. :angel:


If he can't even use the lips right I shudder to think what will go on down there - I don't want to be handled like a tube of toothpaste with a bit left in the bottom.

Jade Fox
07-29-2007, 11:09 PM
You are loved, RA. Just you being here is present enough. :inlove:



It will suck, plain and simple. Kisses are not even a lock, btw. I had great kisses with a guy once, and the sex was abysmal. He was a great kisser, but remain on my list of the worst of all time, to this day.

I will refrain from saying WHY he is there, but suffice it to say, there are men who could use a book about how the female body is really put together. STOP TAKING YOUR TECHNIQUE FROM PORN! :fiery: :p



Just breathe, RA, it will come to you. You are wicked smart in these situations. :hug:


It's nice to know that my precense is enough.

Ugh, he was a good kisser and the sex was shitty? That's just bad advertising right there.:ras:


I think I'll let the Iron Man thread go this time and just think about all the ways that Roger is a true Iron Man.:devil:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:12 PM
If he can't even use the lips right I shudder to think what will go on down there - I don't want to be handled like a tube of toothpaste with a bit left in the bottom.

:haha: Your metaphors are just so spot on and funny.

Chris, you find that when you go through your history that the best kisser/lover/one nighter/whatever follow a certain pattern, or no? Like- they looked the same, came from the same geographic area, job demo, etc.

Just idle curiosity. :)

scoobs
07-29-2007, 11:14 PM
:haha: Your metaphors are just so spot on and funny.

Chris, you find that when you go through your history that the best kisser/lover/one nighter/whatever follow a certain pattern, or no? Like- they looked the same, came from the same geographic area, job demo, etc.

Just idle curiosity. :)
I'll have to give that one some thought....

Night my lovelies - have a wonderful evening/night.

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 11:14 PM
Oh ick. That's totally no bueno. :ignore:

You have to start smooching better people, like, yesterday. :hug:


I know it.


Oooo I can't wait to see this. :inlove:

Here it is:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=236192&CategoryID=29266

What do you all think? Be honest.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:16 PM
It's nice to know that my precense is enough.

Absolutely. I can totally multi-task and/or adjust as needed. I am as comfy talking about S&M as I am Spongebob. :)

Ugh, he was a good kisser and the sex was shitty? That's just bad advertising right there.:ras:

Indeed it was awful. I was unpleasantly suprised as well. He was just clueless beyond the kissing part. Like a school age child who never knows that there are many numbers that exist beyond those he can count with his fingers. :ras:

I think I'll let the Iron Man thread go this time and just think about all the ways that Roger is a true Iron Man.:devil:

That will keep you warm at night, I am sure of it. ;)

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:18 PM
Cheeky little thing you are. :p

BTW, you look very nice on the front of my Myspace page. I love your default picture. :hearts:


:awww: just when I was thinking of changing it to either of these:

http://a63.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_6950ad8d568518af6d4a7c699fbb9aa6.jpg
http://a942.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_0294f1efca1f51ca5348d16a0b1e1955.jpg
http://a503.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_87162c3a24d9055220305557143c4ffe.jpg

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:19 PM
Nite Chris! :wavey:

Here it is:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=236192&CategoryID=29266

What do you all think? Be honest.

I love that style of dress. :inlove:

There are a bunch of different colors listed. Did you get the yellow one?

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:21 PM
REG! :haha:

Those are great! I love the action shot. :eek: I had no idea that you were that flexible. :yeah:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 11:22 PM
Yup the yellow one. I have boob-fitting problems again, but it's petite so the proportions are really good. I need a good bra for it.

Omg Reg those pics :spit:
I love the air splits, holy crap I can't do that :eek:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:22 PM
Here it is:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=236192&CategoryID=29266

What do you all think? Be honest.

:hearts: I was gonna suggest this one to you, but I wasn't sure if the style was too bridal, but I'm in love w/ empire waists right now :lol:

I think it looks GORGEOUS and I know you're going to KNOCK 'EM DEAD in it :wavey:

I wanna see pics :inlove:

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:25 PM
The yellow dress is gorge, BD. You made a lovely choice. :)

What is the problem with the fit, now though?

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 11:26 PM
Thanks Kel!
The fit is actually very good, it's just a little tight in the bust, but I think it's because my bra was a slightly padded cup. I have issues fitting dresses to my waist and my bust, they never want to agree on a size.

:hearts: I was gonna suggest this one to you, but I wasn't sure if the style was too bridal, but I'm in love w/ empire waists right now :lol:

I think it looks GORGEOUS and I know you're going to KNOCK 'EM DEAD in it :wavey:

I wanna see pics :inlove:

Thanks :D :hug:

I hope it's not too bridal... it's a bit darker in real life.

I'll send pics when the hair is done and the makeup is on. That'll be this Friday.

Now shoes! I'm going to look on Zappos.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:28 PM
REG! :haha:

Those are great! I love the action shot. :eek: I had no idea that you were that flexible. :yeah:

;) yep, I'm THAT flexible :lol:

I do the "Kim Clijsters" almost all of the time :lol: sometimes not even on purpose. :lol:


which pic is your fave?

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:32 PM
Thanks Kel!
The fit is actually very good, it's just a little tight in the bust, but I think it's because my bra was a slightly padded cup. I have issues fitting dresses to my waist and my bust, they never want to agree on a size.

Oh okay, I understand now. :)

I'll send pics when the hair is done and the makeup is on. That'll be this Friday.

Now shoes! I'm going to look on Zappos.

I am excited for you! I can't wait to see the whole ensemble come together. Yay! :aparty:

;) yep, I'm THAT flexible :lol:

I do the "Kim Clijsters" almost all of the time :lol: sometimes not even on purpose. :lol:


which pic is your fave?

:lol:

They are all great- I am partial to action shots though, and the second one is amazing. Depends what you want people to see when they first come to your page. :)

JeNn
07-29-2007, 11:35 PM
I am confused by this. Why be a teacher for someone who did not come to you ready made?

Maybe I am not the one to ask about this. There was a guy I went to college with who neglected to tell me that he was pure as the driven snow, until WAY too late in the game, so to speak.

I knew something was up, when after the second downstroke, I felt him do that familiar boy shake underneath me. I was not amused. The exchange went like this:

Already?

(nodding) Yeah, sorry.

You're kidding, I haven't even taken off my...hang on a sec. You don't still have your V-card, do you?

(again, nodding and blushing now) :awww:

Pull up your pants and get out. I am not collecting a V-card.

I was way en fuego about that one.

It sounds like you took his v-card whether you wanted to or not :eek:

RogiRafaFan86
07-29-2007, 11:36 PM
:awww: just when I was thinking of changing it to either of these:

http://a942.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_0294f1efca1f51ca5348d16a0b1e1955.jpg


Well damn. I bet you're fun at parties.:devil:

Just had to throw my 2 cents in on the bad kisser thing. It is just about the worst thing. I say just about, because I once had this really cute guy who was a pretty damn good kisser. Unfortunately, his breath smelled/tasted like he had been chewing on roadkill. Ugh. It was so bad. I had to throw that one back in the sea, because it never got any better. Reminds me of something we used to sing back on the playground: "I hate to be mean, but you need Listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!"

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:37 PM
I think that'll be the next one I change it to :yeah:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 11:37 PM
Jenn! :wavey:


I am excited for you! I can't wait to see the whole ensemble come together. Yay! :aparty:


:banana:

So it seems like your date went well, no? :aplot:

Clarify for me - you had sex with this guy before right?

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 11:39 PM
Just had to throw my 2 cents in on the bad kisser thing. It is just about the worst thing. I say just about, because I once had this really cute guy who was a pretty damn good kisser. Unfortunately, his breath smelled/tasted like he had been chewing on roadkill. Ugh. It was so bad. I had to throw that one back in the sea, because it never got any better. Reminds me of something we used to sing back on the playground: "I hate to be mean, but you need Listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!"

:lol: Halitosis kills any mood, any time. A really good friend of mine dated this guy for three years with terrible breath, who insisted on leaning in really close to tell you anything. I was always bending backwards Matrix style to avoid it.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:39 PM
So it seems like your date went well, no? :aplot:

Clarify for me - you had sex with this guy before right?

Yes, BD. A number of times, in two different states. :p

EDIT: Three years dating Sewer Mouth. What women will do just to have a man in their life. :help:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:41 PM
Well damn. I bet you're fun at parties.:devil:


not just at parties :devil:;):lol:
Just had to throw my 2 cents in on the bad kisser thing. It is just about the worst thing. I say just about, because I once had this really cute guy who was a pretty damn good kisser. Unfortunately, his breath smelled/tasted like he had been chewing on roadkill. Ugh. It was so bad. I had to throw that one back in the sea, because it never got any better. Reminds me of something we used to sing back on the playground: "I hate to be mean, but you need Listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!"


Bad Kissers (inc. those w/ bad breath) should be:

Tagged and cataloged like rogue bears in the park
Required to take a course which includes topics like: "Nibble, Don't Chew", and
"You Wonder Why They Never Let You Go Down"
Required to show certificate of completion before kissing normal, good kissers /w/ good breath

JeNn
07-29-2007, 11:41 PM
JENN! :woohoo:

I didn't take the v-card, unless you are going to count an oral v-card. ;)

I was under the impression he suffered from the Nadal's :o. But if he didn't come then I guess he is still a virgin.

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:44 PM
EDIT: Three years dating Sewer Mouth. What women will do just to have a man in their life. :help:

:unsure::awwww::hug:

not just women *looks down @ feet and shuffles them*

RogiRafaFan86
07-29-2007, 11:45 PM
:lol: Halitosis kills any mood, any time. A really good friend of mine dated this guy for three years with terrible breath, who insisted on leaning in really close to tell you anything. I was always bending backwards Matrix style to avoid it.

Totally. I know so many guys with that problem (I don't know too many women with bad breath). I never hear anything they're saying to me because I'm always thinking 'What's wrong with him? Can't he smell that? Hasn't anyone ever told him? Has he brushed his teeth this year? Doesn't he see me leaning away from him? Can't he see my eyes watering?' :lol:

JeNn
07-29-2007, 11:45 PM
He did not come, no. He was close, but I was so shocked that it was so quick to get there, that I stopped to question him about it.

Suffice it to say, when he realized that he had fucked up by lying to me in the first place, we didn't close escrow. :p


Good effort. Male virgins = no bueno.

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:48 PM
Good effort. Male virgins = no bueno.

Thank god someone agrees with me about this. :hug:



Bless you Jenn, you are good people. :angel:

meenyminymo
07-29-2007, 11:49 PM
Yes, BD. A number of times, in two different states. :p

EDIT: Three years dating Sewer Mouth. What women will do just to have a man in their life. :help:

Oooh, a multi-stater? :lol:
I can only guess that it just got better with time ;)

She never noticed it. I pointed it out to her repeatedly, and she just didn't smell it. Gross.

not just at parties :devil:;):lol:


Bad Kissers (inc. those w/ bad breath) should be:

Tagged and cataloged like rogue bears in the park
Required to take a course which includes topics like: "Nibble, Don't Chew", and
"You Wonder Why They Never Let You Go Down"
Required to show certificate of completion before kissing normal, good kissers /w/ good breath

:lol:
Also a course on how to begin the kiss. Dive-bombing your way in, shoving everything aside with your teeth, is not hot.

Totally. I know so many guys with that problem (I don't know too many women with bad breath). I never hear anything they're saying to me because I'm always thinking 'What's wrong with him? Can't he smell that? Hasn't anyone ever told him? Has he brushed his teeth this year? Doesn't he see me leaning away from him? Can't he see my eyes watering?' :lol:

:lol:
Yeah seriously, much bigger epidemic amongst men. Brush your damn tongue gentlemen, your dentist should have taught you that. It's so gross. This guy who molested me in the club was a smoker, which I'm not a fan of, so he tasted like alcohol and metal :ignore:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:52 PM
H
Suffice it to say, when he realized that he had fucked up by lying to me in the first place, we didn't close escrow. :p

:dead::worship::lol::haha::spit::rolls:

CLASSIC!

Kitty de Sade
07-29-2007, 11:54 PM
Oooh, a multi-stater? :lol:
I can only guess that it just got better with time ;)

It was one of those things that was actually good, believe it or not. I had heard about him through the grapevine, and you know what I have told you about this- when a guy gets a good reputation this way, women will seek him out for it.

I did, and was rewarded for it. It's the Latin blood, I swear to god. I have never been wrong. Not once. My favorite line ever, BD: :lol:

(looking directly at me) Kaylee, I need to tell you something.

What is it?

I want to make the love with you, Kaylee. I want to be the father of your childrens.

Childrens. I kid you not. That's what he said. I had to bite my lip not to laugh, because he was so honest, so open, and so...:aplot:

I have found it is just always better not to talk much. Remember my thing about using fewer words? It applies here as well. ;)

She never noticed it. I pointed it out to her repeatedly, and she just didn't smell it. Gross.

This is all at once sad and funny. :lol:

:lol:
Also a course on how to begin the kiss. Dive-bombing your way in, shoving everything aside with your teeth, is not hot.

A course on many things would be very bueno indeed. :yeah:

mrserenawilliams
07-29-2007, 11:58 PM
:lol:
Also a course on how to begin the kiss. Dive-bombing your way in, shoving everything aside with your teeth, is not hot.
TEETH!?!?!?!? :unsure::scared::bolt:

That gets a hearty "OH, FUCK NO!"

especially when going downstairs



:lol:
Yeah seriously, much bigger epidemic amongst men. Brush your damn tongue gentlemen, your dentist should have taught you that. It's so gross. This guy who molested me in the club was a smoker, which I'm not a fan of, so he tasted like alcohol and metal :ignore:


:lol::haha:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 12:01 AM
:dead::worship::lol::haha::spit::rolls:

CLASSIC!

:hatoff:

And I agree- teeth should factor nowhere into this equation. Thank you, carry on. :)

RogiRafaFan86
07-30-2007, 12:03 AM
TEETH!?!?!?!? :unsure::scared::bolt:

That gets a hearty "OH, FUCK NO!"

especially when going downstairs

Aw, come on! You're saying you don't want someone to come at you like Jaws?:toothy: :toothy: :toothy: :toothy:

:rolls:

meenyminymo
07-30-2007, 12:08 AM
It was one of those things that was actually good, believe it or not. I had heard about him through the grapevine, and you know what I have told you about this- when a guy gets a good reputation this way, women will seek him out for it.

I did, and was rewarded for it. It's the Latin blood, I swear to god. I have never been wrong. Not once. My favorite line ever, BD: :lol:

(looking directly at me) Kaylee, I need to tell you something.

What is it?

I want to make the love with you, Kaylee. I want to be the father of your childrens.

Childrens. I kid you not. That's what he said. I had to bite my lip not to laugh, because he was so honest, so open, and so...:aplot:

I have found it is just always better not to talk much. Remember my thing about using fewer words? It applies here as well. ;)


:eek: :haha: childrens?! That's hilarious and seriously cute at the same time. Men come up with the best lines sometimes. Fewer words applies in most situations, it's true.

One of the best lines I got was the guy from Mallorca: "I start your vacation right, no?" Considering it was my first night there.

See he knew how to do everything but the kissing. That just sucks.

TEETH!?!?!?!? :unsure::scared::bolt:

That gets a hearty "OH, FUCK NO!"

especially when going downstairs


You don't like having someone leaving you dental impressions on your member? :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 12:12 AM
Evening all- I have a date with this guy this evening. See you later. :hatoff:

Reg, this is for you. I will be thinking of you as he hits the stage in about three hours. :aplot:

http://tifau.net/i/isaak/chris7.jpg

cobalt60
07-30-2007, 12:16 AM
I am kind of glad that you didn't know him. :p

There is a history there, and one where I lose, in a major way. Very rare, but just like Federer's losses, it can happen....and it did. :o

The singer or Kenny Wayne Shepard? I remember the song Deja Voodoo off his first album. He was 17 and what a guitarist. Same year I think Jonny Lang's first album hit the shelves :scratch: Anyhoo- KWS just plays, never sings I think. I prefer Lang;)

cobalt60
07-30-2007, 12:16 AM
Give Chris I. a kiss for me :lol: ;)

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 12:20 AM
You don't like having someone leaving you dental impressions on your member? :lol:

:o I am NOT amused :lol::p

Evening all- I have a date with this guy this evening. See you later. :hatoff:

Reg, this is for you. I will be thinking of you as he hits the stage in about three hours. :aplot:

http://tifau.net/i/isaak/chris7.jpg


:drool::hump::inlove:

Have fun Kells :hug::smooch:
The singer or Kenny Wayne Shepard? I remember the song Deja Voodoo off his first album. He was 17 and what a guitarist. Same year I think Jonny Lang's first album hit the shelves :scratch: Anyhoo- KWS just plays, never sings I think. I prefer Lang;)


Johnny :hearts::inlove:

cobalt60
07-30-2007, 12:22 AM
:awww: just when I was thinking of changing it to either of these:

http://a63.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_6950ad8d568518af6d4a7c699fbb9aa6.jpg
http://a942.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_0294f1efca1f51ca5348d16a0b1e1955.jpg
http://a503.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_87162c3a24d9055220305557143c4ffe.jpg

#2 :eek: Holy shit :p

cobalt60
07-30-2007, 12:23 AM
Reg seems like you and I have the same taste..... in music;)

meenyminymo
07-30-2007, 12:24 AM
I'm off for a while too, bye pervs. Bye Kel!! Have fune, enjoy Chris, he's hawt :lick: and I'm jealous.

:o I am NOT amused :lol::p


:lol: :kiss:

JeNn
07-30-2007, 12:26 AM
I have to go too. Damn life has to interrupt :eek:

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 12:30 AM
#2 :eek: Holy shit :p

Reg seems like you and I have the same taste..... in music;)

don't all kindred spirits :lol:.....in music :aplot:? :lol:


:lol: :kiss:

:hug::lol:


I have to go too. Damn life has to interrupt :eek:

:wavey::hug: bye

cobalt60
07-30-2007, 12:39 AM
Oh man I need to go to. I am beat and I have 2 movies I have yet to get to. Dreamgirls and Volver. I need to watch them now.

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 12:42 AM
those were :worship: good choices :yeah:

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 12:57 AM
My campaign has started :hearts:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/member.php?u=9907

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 03:03 AM
:wavey:

Add to something earlier.

If you can't kiss you are not worth my time.

meenyminymo
07-30-2007, 03:18 AM
Back for just a minute to say hi Sof :wavey: and I LOVE Volver :hearts:

Ok now I'm off to eat chicken soup.

EDIT: Thanks for the rep Miss Tangy, I'm workin on it :smooch:

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07-30-2007, 03:41 AM
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Today's Results:

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d. Chris 6-2 6-4
(w/ Raul) l. to Alex/Chris 3-6 7-6 5-7

:o why'd they stick me with the SHITTY guy for dubs?! I could have beaten them BOTH by myself :rolleyes:


what's going on guys? :wavey:

silverwhite
07-30-2007, 04:04 AM
Reggie :bigwave:

Is this the only thread you frequent on MTF? :o :lol:

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 04:24 AM
yeppers :lol: 90% of my posts are here and in chat threads :lol:

GM is too :cuckoo:

I usually look @ iSpy to see if there's anything interesting, but it's mostly nonesense, and if it's not already nonsense, it's on it's way there QUICKLY :unsure:

silverwhite
07-30-2007, 04:30 AM
GM is :crazy: but honestly, it's much tamer than WTAWorld GM. :help:

_pyromatic
07-30-2007, 06:30 AM
Wow ya'll go fast here. I'm already about 10 pages behind...

The Rafa video is WAAAY overrated, dont get your hopes too high, dear :o

Dude, I don't care how overrated it is! I'm waaay too curious, I gotta see it :devil: :lol:

So I went to qualies in Washington today and I found out that Marat likes to wear black Calvin Klein boxer briefs and shorts that are a teensy bit too big :aplot: . I thought all you pervs would appreciate that. ;)

scoobs
07-30-2007, 07:25 AM
Re Safin's undies - NICE :)

Kissing: My worst fears have been more than realised. There are a ridiculous number of bad kissers out there and it's unacceptable.

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 08:40 AM
GM is :crazy: but honestly, it's much tamer than WTAWorld GM. :help:

:unsure: you think so :unsure:

well @ least their trolls are more manageable :shrug:

So I went to qualies in Washington today and I found out that Marat likes to wear black Calvin Klein boxer briefs and shorts that are a teensy bit too big :aplot: . I thought all you pervs would appreciate that. ;)

:drool: thanks for the info :hearts:

Kissing: My worst fears have been more than realised. There are a ridiculous number of bad kissers out there and it's unacceptable.

They really should have to wear tags and only kiss other bad kissers :o

scoobs
07-30-2007, 12:15 PM
I can't think of too many more embarrassing scorelines from Gato that today's.

Not even holding serve all match, going down 2 and 0 - help...

Aleka
07-30-2007, 01:42 PM
Teenage boys should be locked up in a closet on an island far away, and not allowed to come out until they are at least 35. That is my plan for them.
AGREED!!!!
Hang on- I am making an adendum in honor of Pat Cash. :rolleyes:
They can't come out until they are 45. ;)
:spit:
Provided he cuts his hair, Boris Becker stays here. :aplot:
Can I keep Goran, pleaseee :bounce:
Here it is:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=236192&CategoryID=29266

It's beautiful!!! :hearts:

http://a63.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_6950ad8d568518af6d4a7c699fbb9aa6.jpg
http://a942.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_0294f1efca1f51ca5348d16a0b1e1955.jpg
http://a503.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_87162c3a24d9055220305557143c4ffe.jpg
Dude, you are really bendy :worahip:

You would not believe all the stick I have received over the years about this very thing. I said I didn't want to ever be a teacher, EVER. Somehow, in the mind of many women, that makes me a dickhead.

I don't think you are!! :hug: I agree with you...I mean...I still have my V-card and all...but when I'll be older I don't wanna have anything to do with virgins...especially since I like guys that are at least 2 years older than me :lol:
My campaign has started :hearts:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/member.php?u=9907
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:o why'd they stick me with the SHITTY guy for dubs?! I could have beaten them BOTH by myself :rolleyes:

:lol: :worship:

So I went to qualies in Washington today and I found out that Marat likes to wear black Calvin Klein boxer briefs and shorts that are a teensy bit too big :aplot: . I thought all you pervs would appreciate that. ;)
Good to know :hatoff:

Hey guys :kiss: Hope you're all having a good day :hug:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 03:33 PM
:haha: childrens?! That's hilarious and seriously cute at the same time. Men come up with the best lines sometimes. Fewer words applies in most situations, it's true.

I am totally serious. He said "childrens." That was fine. English was not his first language, and he was so fucking cute that I couldn't have cared less. Latin blood, baby, that's all. :aplot:

As long as they are not "line-y" lines, I am fine with soft sell lines. It is the CHEESY, LAME lines that bug me.


Give Chris I. a kiss for me.

He looked gorgeous, as usual. The voice was stellar, as always. :)

I'm off for a while too, bye pervs. Bye Kel!! Have fune, enjoy Chris, he's hawt :lick: and I'm jealous.

He is hot, although I was not crazy about his wardrobe last night- he wore a rhinestone encrusted suit. He looked like a giant disco ball with feet. :o :p

If you can't kiss you are not worth my time.

Makes perfect sense to me. Write it down in the Big Dick Book of Rules. :)

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I LOVE IT. :yeah:

So I went to qualies in Washington today and I found out that Marat likes to wear black Calvin Klein boxer briefs and shorts that are a teensy bit too big :aplot: . I thought all you pervs would appreciate that.

Valuable information. Duly noted. :hatoff:

Re Safin's undies - NICE.

Kissing: My worst fears have been more than realised. There are a ridiculous number of bad kissers out there and it's unacceptable.

Agreed. Do you plan to do your self sacrifice act, and teach these unfortunate people how to execute? ;)

Can I keep Goran, pleaseee.

:lol: You called it- Goran stays with you. Excellent choice, btw. :lick:

I don't think you are!! :hug: I agree with you...I mean...I still have my V-card and all...but when I'll be older I don't wanna have anything to do with virgins...especially since I like guys that are at least 2 years older than me.

Thank you for not adding to the "Kelli is a Dickhead Brigade." That means a lot. ;)

Congradulations btw, for not falling into the typical traps that a lot of women do. Making decisions prematurely is never a good idea.

Again, I have said this- I agree totally about age. I have never been attracted to young guys. Won't happen. I harbor no judgement towards those who ARE, but it is not my thing.

Youth in men, in my world, is not rewarded.

scoobs
07-30-2007, 03:37 PM
Honey there aren't enough hours in the day for me to fix everyone who can't kiss properly. I wanted a good snog, not a mission in life :)

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 03:42 PM
I am glad to hear you say that. I was beginning to wonder after you corrected that first one, non grata. Sooner or later, that kind of thing becomes an epidemic. ;)

scoobs
07-30-2007, 03:44 PM
My campaign has started :hearts:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/member.php?u=9907
How many jahoobies are you planning to get your name lipsticked on?

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 03:48 PM
I didn't even see that one. :haha: :yeah:

That is the best type of advertising- the human billboard type. Sex sells, baby, sex sells. I don't know if anyone will notice or care that it is about Jonathan though. :aplot:

scoobs
07-30-2007, 03:54 PM
True but I'm not sure about the strategy - I mean - this is a Mister MTF contest so you'd imagine the main voters are going to be

a) women
b) gay men

So is the best place to get the name put really a pair of female boobies?

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 03:59 PM
So is the best place to get the name put really a pair of female boobies?

No, and Jonathan is as successful a marketing manager as I am a tennis player. Knowing how he thinks, this makes perfect sense in his world. :lol:

I have to hand it to the participants- they are good sports. ;)

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 04:20 PM
Youth in men, in my world, is not rewarded.

:awww:

How many jahoobies are you planning to get your name lipsticked on?

I really dont know :awww:

And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar :rolleyes:

scoobs
07-30-2007, 04:23 PM
I really dont know :awww:

And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar :rolleyes:
Works for me. :)

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 04:26 PM
:awww:

Oh stop. :hug:

I should probably preface everything I say with "This applies in all situations, EXCEPT where Jonathan is concerned."

You cannot act surprised here- you already knew this about me. :)

And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar :rolleyes:

If you wouldn't get into trouble for it, and feel like it was one of your best assets, you know where I stand on selling sex. Unfortunately for you, this is an all ages website, so it's not going to fly.

Interesting that you came up with the idea all on your own though, with no help from the marketing department. :p

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 04:30 PM
Oh stop. :hug:

I should probably preface everything I say with "This applies in all situations, EXCEPT where Jonathan is concerned."

You cannot act surprised here- you already knew this about me. :)

:awww: :hug:

If you wouldn't get into trouble for it, and feel like it was one of your best assets, you know where I stand on selling sex. Unfortunately for you, this is an all ages website, so it's not going to fly.

Interesting that you came up with the idea all on your own though, with no help from the marketing department. :p

Well unfrotunately, its not by BEST asset, my ass is def. #1, eyelashes #2. But im not sure if i can write: "Vote for Blaze" on my own ass, it'd be a bit difficult. And Rafela couldnt do it, cause she'd get distracted and start squeezing and spanking :rolleyes:

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 04:34 PM
BTW, more love for me :yeah:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5756766&postcount=124

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5756998&postcount=125

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 04:48 PM
Well unfrotunately, its not by BEST asset, my ass is def. #1, eyelashes #2. But im not sure if i can write: "Vote for Blaze" on my own ass, it'd be a bit difficult. And Rafela couldnt do it, cause she'd get distracted and start squeezing and spanking :rolleyes:

In the future, please warn me before you type stuff like this. I am in the process of drinking my breakfast, which is a lovely colored shade of mud. Now, it will be an effort to drink it. :p

EDIT: I saw the posts, oh dear. I will it were easier for people to get along. Tension is not good for the complexion.

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 04:54 PM
In the future, please warn me before you type stuff like this. I am in the process of drinking my breakfast, which is a lovely colored shade of mud. Now, it will be an effort to drink it. :p

EDIT: I saw the posts, oh dear. I will it were easier for people to get along. Tension is not good for the complexion.

:rolls: :rolls: :hug:

As for the loser thing, hes just a :retard:, so im not concerned. He's a small time :D

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 04:58 PM
I can't think of too many more embarrassing scorelines from Gato that today's.

Not even holding serve all match, going down 2 and 0 - help...

I wish he'd play like pin-dicks. :o They're so intense. I think his horse dick is making him TOO relaxed :awww: Come on Gato :hearts:

AGREED!!!!
Dude, you are really bendy :worship:

:lol: :worship:

it's true :lol: I was so mad, but i TOTALLY saw it coming :o

BTW, more love for me :yeah:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5756766&postcount=124

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5756998&postcount=125

:yeah: good luck :yeah:

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 04:58 PM
Also, does this not have a double meaning? :lol:

Hard competition for Jonathan's ass.

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:01 PM
Who is that comment referring to? It's funny. ;)

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 05:05 PM
I think shes referring to the other USA men in the contest.

Hard competition for my ass. Like they are federer and my ass is Nadal :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:08 PM
I should go check out your competition, especially if there are pictures there. This is too funny- but it is like passing the scene of an accident. You cannot help but look.

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 05:09 PM
I knew it was only a matter of time till the cock word came out.

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 05:10 PM
Theres no pictures in THAT thread, but here is the list, u can look through the pics thread

1. Blaze-2004
2. Foosimoo
3. Grinder
4. Agent Zero
5. gusman890
6. coreyschucky

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 05:14 PM
I should go check out your competition, especially if there are pictures there. This is too funny- but it is like passing the scene of an accident. You cannot help but look.

:lol: it so is


how are you this morning, my beautiful Kelli?

I knew it was only a matter of time till the cock word came out.

what was the official time of how long it took? for records of course :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:18 PM
I knew it was only a matter of time till the cock word came out.

Had to be said eventually, right? :lol:

how are you this morning, my beautiful Kelli?

Well, my awesome Reg, well. How is it with you? :inlove:

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 05:18 PM
I don't know how long exactly but I should have known Jonathan was going to pull it out first. ;)

That is some easy group to win Jonathan. :) Good luck I won't be voting.

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 05:19 PM
I don't know how long exactly but I should have known Jonathan was going to pull it out first. ;)

:aplot: :aplot:

That is some easy group to win Jonathan. :) Good luck I won't be voting.

Its not as much of a cakewalk draw as you might think. I hear Grinder is pretty hot :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:22 PM
Hopefully this one will be less of a trainwreck than the other one. That was not much fun at the end- maybe this one will be. It's better for company morale. :p

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 05:24 PM
:hmmm:

Grinder you say? Hmm....I think I need to use some of my best investigative journalist skills :lol:

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 05:24 PM
Hopefully this one will be less of a trainwreck than the other one. That was not much fun at the end- maybe this one will be. It's better for company morale. :p

It was fine at the beginning, the train was riding fine, but the spike in the railroad known as Mistaflava felt the need to stick his nose where it dont belong :o

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 05:34 PM
GWH nominated too :eek: Really? :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 05:35 PM
If anyone lets that idoit singlehandedly take down this one like he did the last one then that's pretty sad.

He's not that hard to take care of and he's just one person.

It's just a fun online thing. It's not the threads fault he has no life. :rolleyes:

mrserenawilliams
07-30-2007, 05:40 PM
Well, my awesome Reg, well. How is it with you? :inlove:

:hearts: I'm great!

:unsure: watching The Price Is Right :lol:

but I'm good

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:40 PM
God, Sof- it is like a skin rash today. They are discussing how hot Clement is in GM as we speak. :o

I am not going to do it- I am NOT. I swear I will behave and not say a word. Not one word...but it's just so hard not to. :sobbing: :help: :haha:

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 05:46 PM
Stay away Kelli. Just avoid that crap.

Not really worth it. You don't need to pop all those bubbles. It isn't like they are going to get the chance to have him act like that with them. :)

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 05:47 PM
God, Sof- it is like a skin rash today. They are discussing how hot Clement is in GM as we speak. :o

I am not going to do it- I am NOT. I swear I will behave and not say a word. Not one word...but it's just so hard not to. :sobbing: :help: :haha:

Just go say somthing and stop blue balling yourself, geez :p

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:49 PM
Jonathan, you don't understand. You're a guy, end of story. I am not going to say a word. Sof knows why. I have been down Clement Alley before, without grease, so to speak.

I am going to keep quiet. :angel:

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 05:53 PM
Trolling isn't everyones favorite pastime. :lol:;)

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 05:59 PM
It's never mine. I think it the most wasteful, pointless thing you could do with your time.

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 06:02 PM
I get lots of good reps from trolls.

I wonder what that says about me :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 06:07 PM
It says that you are loved among the trolls, like a celebrity. :worship:

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 06:13 PM
Jonathan, you don't understand. You're a guy, end of story. I am not going to say a word. Sof knows why. I have been down Clement Alley before, without grease, so to speak.

I am going to keep quiet. :angel:

:lol: Does that go along side the Russians get a pass law? :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 06:15 PM
And the Roger is hot law.



Kelli I think it's because I'm realistic, and I end up brining down or pushing up a lot of players regardless of how much I like them.

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 06:20 PM
:lol: Does that go along side the Russians get a pass law? :lol:

It's just like two different languages. Men and women are totally different, and completely incompatible, save that one goof that god made. Don't get me wrong, it's the best kind of goof for those who understand it. Under the right circumstances, it has the power to bring me to my knees.

I just call it an exercise in tedium to have to go through translating all the time. I'm not a fucking translator- Sof has the talent to translate. I do not. :lol:

Kelli I think it's because I'm realistic, and I end up brining down or pushing up a lot of players regardless of how much I like them.

This explains why you are troll queen? I still don't get it. :)

Sofyaxo
07-30-2007, 06:29 PM
Because they think I'm saying what they want to hear.

Kitty de Sade
07-30-2007, 06:47 PM
My thought for the day- hypocrisy sucks. Countless images and references to violence and negativity is just ducky, yeah?

God forbid you venture to the other side of things and express a more prurient thought, and the powers that be want to shut you down. I loathe censoship, plain and simple.

That's just me though- I don't meet many people who aren't suffering in silence, living a life of quiet, quasi boring desperation....too afraid NOT to be sheep, when all is said and done.

Explains why I am always in trouble. ;)

Johnny Groove
07-30-2007, 06:54 PM
Kelli should create a religion