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Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 07:32 AM
Good! 2 birds with one stone :D. I'm getting the whip ready. One for you and one for Jonathan, one for you and one for... well you get my drift.

:lick:
No PM for me? :awww: I feel like this, so close yet not able to drink:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/30/lolcatsdotcommp6gmv9maopp9mcg.jpg

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW :awww: :awww: :awww:

Poor kitty :hug:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 07:33 AM
PM love for Metis :hug::hearts:

partygirl
08-06-2007, 07:36 AM
I am dizzy after catching up with tonights posthttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/char054.gif& the page count keeps changing as i'm trying to refresh & no Pertinent Private Messages for Larah.:awww::wazzup::wazzup:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 07:36 AM
No PM for me? :awww:

Oh stop that- I wrote out the WHOLE Clement water sports thingy for you, no question.

Hold please. You will have it. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 07:38 AM
Moya picture or the Andy's ass hanging out one. They both get a lot of play around here.


or the new :aplot: one that gets you all :devil:

Metis
08-06-2007, 07:39 AM
PM love for Metis :hug::hearts:

:inlove: I'll run to read it! :smooch:

Oh stop that- I wrote out the WHOLE Clement water sports thingy for you, no question.

Hold please. You will have it. :)



:banana: You are the best Kelli! :crazy: :kiss:

I have become very PM-greedy lately, no? :D

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 07:40 AM
Ok now I'm the one not getting any PM's :ras: :lol:

Sof - :hearts: :inlove: my PM lifeline :hug: :kiss:

;)


Mr. Superfuck. He just rules- he should write a book. "How to Be Every Woman's Fantasy." by Jack Hoff Superfuck. I'd buy a copy. :devil:

:spit: omg. Jack Hoff Superfuck? Basically the best pen name ever.
Maybe, just maybe, one day you'll stop living vicariously and enjoy Mr. Superfuck yourself :aplot:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 07:40 AM
I am dizzy after catching up with tonights posthttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/char054.gif& the page count keeps changing as i'm trying to refresh & no Pertinent Private Messages for Larah.:awww::wazzup::wazzup:

*adds Larah to MSN* :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 07:44 AM
or the new :aplot: one that gets you all :devil:
Does not :sobbing:




Sof - :hearts: :inlove: my PM lifeline :hug: :kiss:

;)

Awwwwwww :hug:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 07:45 AM
:spit: omg. Jack Hoff Superfuck? Basically the best pen name ever.
Maybe, just maybe, one day you'll stop living vicariously and enjoy Mr. Superfuck yourself :aplot:

It's pretty much the BEST pen-name EVER :worship:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 07:48 AM
:banana: You are the best Kelli! :crazy: :kiss:

I have become very PM-greedy lately, no? :D

Not even- you know I would do anything for you. :smooch:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 07:48 AM
Does not :sobbing:




Awwwwwww :hug:

You're still in denial over the young gun eh? :lol:

:smooch:

It's pretty much the BEST pen-name EVER :worship:

Kelli's a genius. :D

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 07:50 AM
Not denial it's truth.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 07:53 AM
I don't know if I could. This is soooooo tacky, but he's fucked FOUR of my friends. That would be so incredibly...incestuous? I couldn't pull the trigger on it, even if asked. ;)

I am a voyeur, BD. I get off on watching people like...perform like trained seals for me because they WANT to. Jack Hoff Superfuck LOVES an audience. He wanted me to know that he gave awesome head, right? I didn't have to participate, actively, in order to know that. That alone works for me.

I told you I was a wee bit of an odd ducky. :devil:

:mad::fiery: ANGRY PM for KELLI :grr::armed:


Kelli's a genius. :D

were we ever in doubt of that? :lol::worship:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 07:54 AM
:lol: Jack Hoff Superfuck. Now you will know who I mean when I reference him. :p

I don't know if I could. This is soooooo tacky, but he's fucked FOUR of my friends. That would be so incredibly...incestuous? I couldn't pull the trigger on it, even if asked. ;)

I am a voyeur, BD. I get off on watching people like...perform like trained seals for me because they WANT to. Jack Hoff Superfuck LOVES an audience. He wanted me to know that he gave awesome head, right? I didn't have to participate, actively, in order to know that. That alone works for me.

I told you I was a wee bit of an odd ducky. :devil:


Great nickname, I hope you manage to use it often.

Not tacky, actually it makes sense to me. That's a lot of your friends :eek:.

That's hot though, he's such a winner on all levels. Whatever floats your boat really, and as long as there's always a guy like Jack Hoff willing to put the wind in your sails it's all ducky ;).

Pfff, you just do what everyone else wishes they could.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 07:57 AM
Kelli's a genius. :D

Aww....geez...(blushing purple.) I love you BD, and I appreciate the compliment. :kiss:

:mad::fiery: ANGRY PM for KELLI :grr::armed:

What did I do? :awww:

were we ever in doubt of that? :lol::worship:

:D I like this better than guns. :p

Great nickname, I hope you manage to use it often.

Not tacky, actually it makes sense to me. That's a lot of your friends :eek:.

That's hot though, he's such a winner on all levels. Whatever floats your boat really, and as long as there's always a guy like Jack Hoff willing to put the wind in your sails it's all ducky ;).

Pfff, you just do what everyone else wishes they could.

You think so?

Derrick (the Dick) just dumped me this weekend. Said I had the morals of a maggot. :lol:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 07:58 AM
Not denial it's truth.

So you are or you aren't attracted to the the Spanish wonder? Pick a side :p

Can I admit something here? He looks like a Who to me. From Whoville. Dr. Seuss. The Grinch.


were we ever in doubt of that? :lol::worship:

Nope. She's always genius.

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:01 AM
You think so?

Derrick (the Dick) just dumped me this weekend. Said I had the morals of a maggot. :lol:

There needs to be an emoticon for the one-eyebrow I don't approve raise. Because mine just shot to the ceiling. What exactly was he expecting out of a purely sexual relationship? Or had it gone beyond that?

Love you too, sorry about the loss of The Dick. Though he seems like a dick, so whatever.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:01 AM
What did I do? :awww:
why don't you read it and find out :o:rolleyes:

Derrick (the Dick) just dumped me this weekend. Said I had the morals of a maggot. :lol:

Asshole :ras:
:boxing: let's get him! :devil: I know people ;)

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:01 AM
So you are or you aren't attracted to the the Spanish wonder? Pick a side :p

Can I admit something here? He looks like a Who to me. From Whoville. Dr. Seuss. The Grinch.


For me he's a need to be very drunk :tape::o or bag it kind of lay. His body is great but his face messes it up.

And we all know the lasting thing.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 08:02 AM
So you are or you aren't attracted to the the Spanish wonder? Pick a side :p

Can I admit something here? He looks like a Who to me. From Whoville. Dr. Seuss. The Grinch.

:spit: That is fucking hysterical. :haha: Poor thing. Now I will see that every single time I relive the fantasy.

Nope. She's always genius.

Less of a maggot, more of a genius? I like that. :angel:

EDIT: I have to turn in for the night, I am a wee bit sore and a LOT itchy- I must be healing. :)

Sleep/be well everyone. Mad love for you...:smooch:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:08 AM
There needs to be an emoticon for the one-eyebrow I don't approve raise. Because mine just shot to the ceiling. What exactly was he expecting out of a purely sexual relationship? Or had it gone beyond that?

Love you too, sorry about the loss of The Dick. Though he seems like a dick, so whatever.

Agreed 100%!

( :unsure: ok, first Kelli, now you, do WE share a brain too?...not that I mind though ;))

For me he's a need to be very drunk :tape::o or bag it kind of lay. His body is great but his face messes it up.

And we all know the lasting thing.

*shakes head disapprovingly* Too bad those 2 flaws are HUGE one :sad:, well the 2nd more than the first :shrug:

Can I admit something here? He looks like a Who to me. From Whoville. Dr. Seuss. The Grinch.
:faint::spit:
FUCK! :o, now I'm gonna think of that DAMN movie everytime I see him...:lol:


:aplot: although, ROLEPLAY is sexy :devil:

*looks to see if Santa outfit still fits*


Nope. She's always genius.

WORD!


Less of a maggot, more of a genius? I like that. :angel:

Can't help but like it, it's the truth!

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 08:10 AM
How about a maggot genius? :devil:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:15 AM
For me he's a need to be very drunk :tape::o or bag it kind of lay. His body is great but his face messes it up.

And we all know the lasting thing.

His face irks me. Hence the Who thing.

Oh yes, we all are aware of his staying power. He could fuck you for seconds, maybe even minutes. Who wouldn't want that?

:spit: That is fucking hysterical. :haha: Poor thing. Now I will see that every single time I relive the fantasy.



Less of a maggot, more of a genius? I like that. :angel:

I can't help it. Watch that movie and tell me he doesn't look like a Spanish version of little Lucy. :lol:

Absolutely :)

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:22 AM
I feel kind of cheated on. Aren't I supposed to be the genius.

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:24 AM
Night CleanKel :wavey: :smooch:

Agreed 100%!

( :unsure: ok, first Kelli, now you, do WE share a brain too?...not that I mind though ;))


I tend to infiltrate people's minds. :angel: :lol:


:faint::spit:
FUCK! :o, now I'm gonna think of that DAMN movie everytime I see him...:lol:


:aplot: although, ROLEPLAY is sexy :devil:

*looks to see if Santa outfit still fits*


Sorry. You can join me because I do too. I know someone out there is rather Grinch-like, but I think you'll all hate me if I say it.

If you actually have a Santa outfit I'll love you even more :lol:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:26 AM
I feel kind of cheated on. Aren't I supposed to be the genius.

Oh hush. You know we think you're smart, and you get lots of love for it. :ras:
I get none, so you zip it. ;)

Metis
08-06-2007, 08:27 AM
Goodnight all. :wavey: Too much work to do tomorrow...

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:27 AM
Oh hush. You know we think you're smart, and you get lots of love for it. :ras:
I get none, so you zip it. ;)

Well you have the better boobs. Shut up. :ras:


I'm jealous. :sobbing:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:28 AM
I tend to infiltrate people's minds. :angel: :lol:

QUITE alright! :hug:



I know someone out there is rather Grinch-like, but I think you'll all hate me if I say it.

I think PM is the MOST appropriate media for this type of inflammatory info :aplot:
If you actually have a Santa outfit I'll love you even more :lol::devil::aplot:

let's just say there's more than ONE porn-star around ;)

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:30 AM
I feel kind of cheated on. Aren't I supposed to be the genius.

:o oh PLEASE, you know you're a genius! We ALL love you! Kells the nickname genius though :worship:

partygirl
08-06-2007, 08:30 AM
...well i get all the wrong love.:rolleyes:
but i have impossibly long legs.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:32 AM
46" ;) :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:32 AM
Oh Larah you get the right kind of love from me. And I totally started that thread. I know someone will come in and be like no we can talk about this in tournament threads shut up and go away.

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:37 AM
Well you have the better boobs. Shut up. :ras:


I'm jealous. :sobbing:

:lol: Yes, having better boobs is so much better than being smart. I win.

QUITE alright! :hug:

I think PM is the MOST appropriate media for this type of inflammatory info :aplot:
:devil::aplot:

let's just say there's more than ONE porn-star around ;)

You'll get pissed too I'm sure :lol:. But I'll pm you anyways.

Reg you saucy thing :aplot: :devil:


I have impossibly short legs :banana:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:39 AM
Duh boobs win, no one can look at me and see smart.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:44 AM
You'll get pissed too I'm sure :lol:. But I'll pm you anyways.

:o, I knew it, but I see it too :shrug::lol:

:unsure: :eek: :scared:

*screams* THE GRINCH TURNS ME ON! AAAAAAAAH! *running scared* :bolt:

Reg you saucy thing :aplot: :devil:

you don't know the 1/2 :aplot::devil:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:44 AM
Duh boobs win, no one can look at me and see smart.

:lol:
You could tattoo "I'm smart" across your chest, then you'd get the best of both worlds.

:o, I knew it, but I see it too :shrug::lol:

:unsure: :eek: :scared:

*screams* THE GRINCH TURNS ME ON! AAAAAAAAH! *running scared* :bolt:


:lol: I'm glad you see it, I'm not crazy. It's maniacal at times, seriously.


you don't know the 1/2 :aplot::devil:

Well then why don't you tell me? :angel:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:46 AM
No thanks. Still have just a handful, no need to tattoo them.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:46 AM
:spit::faint:

---------------------------

*looks around* :unsure: It's just the 3 of us again :devil::aplot:

*dims lights*

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:48 AM
bow chicka wow wow




Lets add in our msn convo Reg. :devil: Could be an interesting night.

partygirl
08-06-2007, 08:51 AM
46":wavey:

43";)

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:51 AM
Oh that's nice. There's convos going on and I'm left as the third wheel :ras:

I have to go sleep. I have work really early tomorrow morning. I'm very sick of it ruining all my good times.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:52 AM
so, Mon *strokes chin* what's your take on Puppy Play? :aplot:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 08:53 AM
Miss Monica fuck work and get back here. We are writing slash in PMs and including you in on the convo. Grr

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 08:55 AM
:awww: Fine. For a few more minutes. But the children can't take the brunt of my sleepy anger anymore, it's not fair to them :lol:.

I'm enjoying the pm slash by the way.

My take on puppy play? I'm exhausted you'll have to clarify exactly what you mean by that :o. Like, wrestling? :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 08:58 AM
not exactly

*waves over Sof*

Sof, would you mind explaining this one? :aplot::devil:


edit: :o DAMN slow internet :o

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 09:02 AM
Puppy play. BDSM thing.

Where the submissive acts and is treated like a dog. Cannot talk, collar, walks around on all fours.

Ooooh. For me? I can't, I'm really weird about being submissive. I can do it to an extent, but I'm a control freak. I hate the feeling of being out of control of something, so I'd have to say no for me. I have too much pride :lol:.

Some things might be ok, with a guy who makes me relinquish that control thing.

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 09:02 AM
I was telling Reggie about one of my papers on BSDM and about an interview with a Master who kept his slave in a cage while he was at work. Thus puppy play talk.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:05 AM
Ooooh. For me? I can't, I'm really weird about being submissive. I can do it to an extent, but I'm a control freak. I hate the feeling of being out of control of something, so I'd have to say no for me. I have too much pride :lol:.

Some things might be ok, with a guy who makes me relinquish that control thing.

:lol: agreed! Although, with a certain GRINCH ( :unsure::scared: now I'm gonna call him that from now on :sad::p ), I might CONSIDER it :aplot:

but it'd have to be a special guy, and there'd need to be a LOT of alcohol involved :lol:

partygirl
08-06-2007, 09:05 AM
Yeah, i would never let any bitch put me in a cage.

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 09:06 AM
I was telling Reggie about one of my papers on BSDM and about an interview with a Master who kept his slave in a cage while he was at work. Thus puppy play talk.

That scares me. I think I'd pretty much commit suicide if forced to stay in a cage.

Is this for sexual psychology? Where do you find people to interview for that?

:lol: agreed! Although, with a certain GRINCH ( :unsure::scared: now I'm gonna call him that from now on :sad::p ), I might CONSIDER it :aplot:

but it'd have to be a special guy, and there'd need to be a LOT of alcohol involved :lol:

:spit: No, not even the Grinch could get that out of me. Nor Mr. Wonderbutt. It'd have to be a man of god-like proportions to get me to do that, and alcohol wouldn't help :lol:

Yeah, i would never let any bitch put me in a cage.

Totally.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:08 AM
Yeah, i would never let any bitch put me in a cage.

:spit::haha:

That scares me. I think I'd pretty much commit suicide if forced to stay in a cage.

:spit::haha:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:10 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=5800170#post5800170
did you vote Larah? :awww:

partygirl
08-06-2007, 09:12 AM
I did, Grinder made me do something very bad.:hug:
i'm a horrible perv, i know.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:13 AM
I went to a club which I shouldn't say because I think they are illegal in the US. But I went in showed that I was over 18 explained myself and the owner gave out my contact information. I had everyone sign the paper work changed names and let them read over the paper before handing it in.


The cage thing is the extreme end. I won't share the rest of what went on. But it worked for that submissive.

Really? :confused:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:14 AM
I did, Grinder made me do something very bad.:hug:
i'm a horrible perv, i know.

:hug: thanks :wavey:


:eek: what'd me make you do?

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 09:17 AM
He is hot.

I went to a club which I shouldn't say because I think they are illegal in the US. But I went in showed that I was over 18 explained myself and the owner gave out my contact information. I had everyone sign the paper work changed names and let them read over the paper before handing it in.


The cage thing is the extreme end. I won't share the rest of what went on. But it worked for that submissive.

Ah I see. Interesting, good for you doing such field research. I'd think that would be rather eye-opening.

Yeah don't :lol:. The cage thing is enough, I have trouble letting a man pick which restaurant to go to let alone when I get to smell fresh air.

partygirl
08-06-2007, 09:20 AM
I voted with my Vagina.:hysteric::sobbing:

....I'm off to take the hottest bath known to man.:wavey:
(with baby oil of course:drool: )

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:22 AM
Yeah don't :lol:. The cage thing is enough, I have trouble letting a man pick which restaurant to go to let alone when I get to smell fresh air.

:haha: you're on a ROLL :lol:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 09:25 AM
LOVING those videos.

Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody. :haha:

She says a lot of words but makes a lot of sense when you boil all that hoohah down into a nutshell.

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 09:27 AM
Chris!

:hug:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:29 AM
yeah, it really is good stuff :yeah:

:superhug: how are you?

:awww: We've missed you all day :awww:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 09:30 AM
Bye Larah, enjoy the bath :kiss:

Yeah there were people who lived it 24-7 and then people that just had fun during sex.

There is a whole psychological need thing going on for the 24-7 people.

It's like a lot of people get off on being humiliated. A LOT. All bdsm relationships and sessions have humiliation aspects. It works for the submissive, it's part of being lowered.

I have no need for humiliation, quite the opposite really. I always wondered why some people desired that so much. I can see myself giving up a little control because I feel the need to have it all the time, but downright humiliation is beyond me.

I can sort of see the attraction of humiliating someone though :tape: :o

:haha: you're on a ROLL :lol:

:hatoff:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 09:36 AM
I'm good!

Just needed an early night - was feeling a bit sleep deprived because it got hot here for a few days and I don't sleep well in the heat. I'm much happier sleeping when it's cool or cold in the room.

But I'm up and ready to go now - well, as much you can for a Monday.

Some good stuff on the overnights - respect to you all :)

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 09:37 AM
:wavey: Chris

Nothing wrong with being dominate in that way. If it works for you then that's all that matters.

I mean humiliation can be little things like names or using the names Sir or Ma'am. It doesn't have to be something like licking the dirt off of your boots.

Yeah even that doesn't really appeal to me, even though they are small things. I'd be interested in knowing what you found out in your research though, did you come to any conclusions about why people are prone to that?

Finish the story Sof I have GOT to sleep :zzz:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 09:41 AM
:wavey: Chris



Yeah even that doesn't really appeal to me, even though they are small things. I'd be interested in knowing what you found out in your research though, did you come to any conclusions about why people are prone to that?

Finish the story Sof I have GOT to sleep :zzz:

I DID!

If you want I'll PM you so I can use more details that I cannot use in here.



And Chris good morning :) I love the heat but I cannot stand sleeping in it, it's just completely uncomfortable.

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 09:47 AM
I DID!

If you want I'll PM you so I can use more details that I cannot use in here.



Yeah that'd be great, I'll read it tomorrow :D :kiss:

I'm off to bed now, night all :wavey:. I'm going to be dead on my feet tomorrow :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 09:56 AM
Reggie says goodnight. :)


I'm going to run now, get some breakfast and pack up. I'll be around later before my flight.

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:51 AM
Sorry for leaving way earlier, y'all, but I went out for "allez," if you catch my punning. :tape: :haha: Now my knees are scraped raw (that guy had some messed up carpet, yo :o) and it's nearly 3:00... and all on a school night. :o

Good night to anyone who's still around. :kiss:
You been out shoopin again, dawg?

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:55 AM
:lol: You! :hug: I've missed you. :devil: Sorry, I really have to go, but this :hug: is for you. Night. :kiss:
Sleep well :)

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 11:53 AM
Metis = genius. :bowdown:

Somehow I missed that.

If he's in Canada I'll be sure to lock him in a room and force him to learn some dirty Russian phrases.

I'm a fan no work ;) so I'll have the time.

scoobs
08-06-2007, 05:09 PM
And what is he if not a user anyway? Trying to use you to further his own career.

Honey I'd tell you to wash that man right outta your hair and send him on his way but I suspect the hair is already shampooed, conditioned, styled and good to go :)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:15 PM
And what is he if not a user anyway? Trying to use you to further his own career.

Honey I'd tell you to wash that man right outta your hair and send him on his way but I suspect the hair is already shampooed, conditioned, styled and good to go :)

CHRIS! :hug:

They were bandying the term "genius" about last night, I see. I'm thinking...hmm...The Nadal Effect has said that the position has already been filled by YOU. :p

You know, the part in bold was exactly what I was thinking. Sometimes rational thought fails me, I am aware of this. I react emotionally and poorly to things. However, I told him as much, and he yelled at me anyway.

He said it is WORSE to withhold on a friend, moreso than to want to get ahead. I don't see how the deliniation exists in his head, but apparently, I am the bad one here. :cuckoo:


How are things with you? :)

scoobs
08-06-2007, 05:22 PM
CHRIS! :hug:

They were bandying the term "genius" about last night, I see. I'm thinking...hmm...The Nadal Effect has said that the position has already been filled by YOU. :p

You know, the part in bold was exactly what I was thinking. Sometimes rational thought fails me, I am aware of this. I react emotionally and poorly to things. However, I told him as much, and he yelled at me anyway.

He said it is WORSE to withhold on a friend, moreso than to want to get ahead. I don't see how the deliniation exists in his head, but apparently, I am the bad one here. :cuckoo:


How are things with you? :)
I'm fine, darling - feeling very cheerful actually.

And of course it's your fault, you're a woman. Remember, after sex, it's the woman who's supposed to make demands on the man, is it not? Well here it's the other way around. You have sex with him and this apparently entitles him to additional consideration automatically, that you have neither offered or agreed to. And because you decide, and why the hell not, to put your own career interests first then he's mad at you and because you haven't let him make use of you for his own ends, you're the asshole.

I don't know whether you are "friends" in the usual sense or just people who are in touch and fuck occasionally, but even if you are friends that doesn't take precedence over your right to say no and put your own interests first if it feels necessary to do so.

I don't think he really has any right to make those sorts of demands of you - he can ask and you can say no, if you see fit. If he wants to carry on like his diaper needs changing that's really his problem, no?

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:35 PM
I'm fine, darling - feeling very cheerful actually.

Wonderful. Good to know that the heat has not dampened your spirits. :)

And of course it's your fault, you're a woman. Remember, after sex, it's the woman who's supposed to make demands on the man, is it not? Well here it's the other way around. You have sex with him and this apparently entitles him to additional consideration automatically, that you have neither offered or agreed to. And because you decide, and why the hell not, to put your own career interests first then he's mad at you and because you haven't let him make use of you for his own ends, you're the asshole.

If that makes me an asshole in the eyes of some, most, or ALL people, I am fine with that. I NEVER lied about it. I was upfront, he knew it, said he was okay with it, only to renege on that claim at a later date. Since the terms of our relationship, at least in my view, were clearly defined, I do not feel any sense of remorse, responsibility, nor regret.

I guess that makes me an asshole all over again. :lol:

I don't know whether you are "friends" in the usual sense or just people who are in touch and fuck occasionally, but even if you are friends that doesn't take precedence over your right to say no and put your own interests first if it feels necessary to do so.

I do for self, first- as I believe all people need to in order to get along in the world. How many women have I seen who do for everyone ELSE before self, only to get burned in the long run? Too many to count. They are all bound by a common thread- they complain, are always tired, always sick, always sick AND tired, or the like. I vowed to buck that trend, and I have, wholeheartedly. :)

I am not sure how I define "friends" with respect to a heterosexual man. In my world- ONLY MINE, SO NO BULLSHIT TO MY INBOX PLEASE :p - it is a logical impossibility. I have never had a successful, platonic friendship with a heterosexual man. I have had them say they could handle that, countless times, only to have it blow up in my face. Doesn't work worth a shit. ;)

If he thought that we were "friends" or whatever, and somehow that meant I would stop looking out for number one, he was sorely mistaken. If I had to sell him off to the gipsies to get what I wanted, I would have, in a second.

I don't think he really has any right to make those sorts of demands of you - he can ask and you can say no, if you see fit. If he wants to carry on like his diaper needs changing that's really his problem, no?

Yes. Spot on. It is his problem, not mine. Now I suppose he doesn't have to worry about it- he hung up on me, which is a major no no in my view. If we are talking, and have a history together, no matter how angry you are, you are not afforded the right to hang up on me like that. Whatever was going on before, has been rendered null and void.

Chris, aren't you glad you are not a girl? :haha:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 05:42 PM
I have to say, if I was in a situation at some point where I could have chosen to be basically a straight man, gay man, straight woman, gay woman (just for the sake of simplicity - I think it's a lot more complicated than that) - and at that time of choosing I knew what I know now, I would pick to be what I already am, a gay man. Sure in some respects it's more complicated but in others it really isn't.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:48 PM
I consider myself to be one of the luckiest chicks I know- through a combination of good DNA, and an awesome Mommy who told me that career and compassion were the most important things, I do NOT have that jealousy thing that most women have.

Total freedom, not comparing myself to others, judging others critically, or just being plain mean with comments designed to cut down women who threaten you. Someone had to explain the concept of jealousy to me, because I didn't understand it at a core level. I am Lucky, lucky, lucky. :inlove:

That being said, the closest I have ever come to feeling it, was knowing that no matter what I did, no matter who I hung out with, no matter where I went....I would NEVER have my gay man club card. I was as close as I could get, but I was destined to always stand right behind the velvet rope...ACCESS DENIED. :sobbing:

If I could rework genetics, I would have been born a gay man. I have tried my best, but *sigh* I will never be a full fledged member of the group. :sad: ;)

scoobs
08-06-2007, 05:52 PM
As for doing for yourself - I tell you what I think. I think in order to be any use to anyone else, you need to do for self first and take care of your own needs, and then what you have left over in terms of time, energy, resources, is available for you to choose to give it to others willingly.

If you're in a situation where you are giving to others and not taking care of your own needs this doesn't lead anywhere good in the long run because you end up resenting the people you are donating the better parts of your efforts to, because you see them as a burden that is stopping you doing what you need to do for yourself.

This is not a poster for selfishness, it can be taken too far as all things can, but meeting your own needs is important so that you can give to others freely and sincerely.

To take an example, it's your sister's birthday coming up and you have to get her a gift but you're short of cash for some reason. You will, if you're like me, still get her the gift, but on your mind will be that you can't really afford it, it's going to leave you struggling a bit, and you feel a little bit of resentment that you're obliged to give this gift right now. The lack of money is your own fault, but because you're struggling to address your own needs, you resent having to give to others.

However, if your money situation is fine and you have enough to be getting by with and this birthday is coming up, then you approach the giving of a gift in a proper spirit, in wanting to make someone's birthday a happy day and give them something they would like. Once your own needs are taken care of, you're much happier to give of what you have.

Where this does become a problem is if people get "wants" and "needs" a bit mixed up and define everything as a "need".

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:57 PM
All of what you said is spot on. You are useless if you don't meet your own needs first. I am glad I don't struggle with that. :)

The want/need blur is another good point. When people are no longer able to see a distinction, much less act in accordance....look out, chaos in the streets. :eek:

When I hear that money is the root of all evil, I have to laugh. The lust for, or the WANT for money is. We NEED comparatively little...we WANT the whole kit and kaboodle. :p

scoobs
08-06-2007, 06:01 PM
Money is an inanimate object, it's a thing. How can a thing be evil. It merely *is* - it's created by humans and it's what humans do in order to get it and do with it once they have it that is "evil" (for want of a better word - I don't like that word - too biblical)

And the illusion that money solves all your problems is also a killer.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 06:10 PM
And the illusion that money solves all your problems is also a killer.

Wait....what? It doesn't? :awww: Dammit, what the hell have I been doing then, gladhanding all these geezers?!! Now you tell me. :fiery: :p

I have to make my trip to the market, where I pick up all my wonderful veggies and fruit that you can find in commercial grocery stores. Costs an arm and a leg, but well worth it. Fresh stuff makes me a shiny happy person. :)

I will return- in the meantime, here is the video for the day.

Click for Your Sunshine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eubQfKYFOPc)

BONUS!! :smoke:

Dynamic Duo! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YLPA4UOOWP8)

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 07:45 PM
Kermit and Kylie!:hearts:

And in Perv news I just ordered my first vibrator online. Notice how I said FIRST. Why it took me so long to actually buy one is beyond me.:rolleyes: :p

And speaking of vibrators Juanqui is on my screen playing Hewitt. Sweet Jesus he's hot.:drool:

Too bad he's losing. :sad:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 08:28 PM
Ferrero is gorgeous. He really shouldn't be, but somehow it all comes together and works in harmony and produces this delicious succulence :)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 08:32 PM
Ferrero is good people. A diehard romantic, too. :)

I wish he were not losing though. :ras:

RA, congrats on the upcoming purchase. Makes perfect sense to me. :p

Kermie...:awww: :inlove:

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 08:41 PM
And he just lost.:sad: He's still a hottie though.

Thanks Kelli. It's gotten good reviews wherever sex toy homepage I go to, so it better be worth the money I spent on it.:p

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 09:05 PM
Lost to Hewitt no less. :ras:

Pity- I was hoping he'd hang out for a little bit longer.

RA, I am glad that you are happy with your choice. Good for you that you are not all tweaky about that. A lot of people I have run into would whisper something like that in total secrecy, if they'd admit to it at all.

You know where I stand on it- it's a necessity. :yeah:

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 09:15 PM
Lost to Hewitt no less. :ras:

Pity- I was hoping he'd hang out for a little bit longer.

RA, I am glad that you are happy with your choice. Good for you that you are not all tweaky about that. A lot of people I have run into would whisper something like that in total secrecy, if they'd admit to it at all.

You know where I stand on it- it's a necessity. :yeah:

If I was so embarrassed by my purchase that I would whisper it like I'm some uptight stereotypical 1950's housewife, I would just turn in my Perv card.

And it SO a necessity. Too many stupid boys out there to not have a backup plan.:p

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 09:24 PM
Ah yes...repression. The great inhibitor. What a waste of time. :lol:

That, and women pseudo/quasi bonding through negativity. Pity that is.

I like your comment about boys not having a back up plan. When their signature moves don't work on you, because they sucked in the first place, and none of their previous partners had the sack to say so....ever see that deer in the headlights look? :haha:

:eek: But, but, but...it's my THING! :awww: :sobbing: Lesbian. :fiery:

It's like taken out of an identical playbook. ;)

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 09:26 PM
If i was a girl, I'd have like 3 vibarators :D

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 09:31 PM
If I was so embarrassed by my purchase that I would whisper it like I'm some uptight stereotypical 1950's housewife, I would just turn in my Perv card.

And it SO a necessity. Too many stupid boys out there to not have a backup plan.:p

Hmmmm I think I need a new one. :o

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 09:32 PM
Hi Amber! :wavey:

A new one....new machine or new boy? :p

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 09:37 PM
I like your comment about boys not having a back up plan. When their signature moves don't work on you, because they sucked in the first place, and none of their previous partners had the sack to say so....ever see that deer in the headlights look? :haha:

:eek: But, but, but...it's my THING! :awww: :sobbing: Lesbian. :fiery:

It's like taken out of an identical playbook. ;)


Thank God I'm not drinking anything. Otherwise my poor keyboard would be ruined.:worship:


If i was a girl, I'd have like 3 vibarators :D

Well I guess a girl should have an extra one in case the other one breaks.:p


Hmmmm I think I need a new one. :o

Just out of curiosity, what kind do you have?

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 09:42 PM
Hi Amber! :wavey:

A new one....new machine or new boy? :p
Probably both. The boy will have to wait though....the heart needs to do some healing.

Just out of curiosity, what kind do you have?
No clue....it is purple. Pretty plain jane actually. I'm not up on these things. I think I might need to upgrade though. :lol:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 09:53 PM
The best, I am told, is when they ask "so all those girls...they faked it?" and you respond by spontaneously going "ohhhh ohh GOD...OH GOD YES YES OH GOOOODDDD..." and start thrashing around a bit and they look like they've been handed a death sentence.

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 09:54 PM
:haha: I am not joking- I wish I were. That has happened before. Let me see if I can navigate this encounter without getting too graphic or offending anyone more than usual.......

That happened to me in college. After a tacky night of drinking too many cosmos (god, cosmos :o ) I went back to this guy's loft by our school. We knew each other, so it was not a random hook up.

Normal stuff happens, nothing spectacular...he's a little bit too hairy for my taste, but whatever. Clothes come off, and he procedes to use his fingers in a most uncomfortable way...so far into it, that I believe he was attempting to touch my brain. :eek:

IMMEDIATELY I back off, disengage him with a belt right across the mouth because it hurt more than ANY exam I have ever had. I was EN FUEGO. I demanded an explanation- this was not a lack of technique, this was a total lack of understanding of the female body, and not a drop of concern about it.

He's like- :awww: What? What- that's my THING. All the girls I have been with like that.

Really, Captain Clueless? They all like to be touched that way? You know what the male equivalent of that would be? ME, kicking you, square in the balls. You like that?

Are you a lesbian? I don't get it. Why are you so upset?

The wit and wisdom of boys. Needless to say, it was done, right there and then. I did not revisit, ever. :ras:



Ouch. *Cringes*

That is beyond stupid boyism, that's blind arrogance and a lack of regard for your needs. Definitely no bueno.:rolleyes:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 09:55 PM
Well Kelli that's just nasty. Your fallopian tubes are not finger decoration.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 09:58 PM
He's like- :awww: What? What- that's my THING. All the girls I have been with like that.

Really, Captain Clueless? They all like to be touched that way? You know what the male equivalent of that would be? ME, kicking you, square in the balls. You like that?

Are you a lesbian? I don't get it. Why are you so upset?

The wit and wisdom of boys. Needless to say, it was done, right there and then. I did not revisit, ever. :ras:

:spit::haha::rolls:

leave it Kelli to make me feel like an idiot for being away from the thread all morning :lol:


:wavey: HEY everyone

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 10:00 PM
Thank God I'm not drinking anything. Otherwise my poor keyboard would be ruined.:worship:




Well I guess a girl should have an extra one in case the other one breaks.:p




Just out of curiosity, what kind do you have?

You seem to have done some research. ;) Any recommendations?

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:00 PM
Some men like to be punched hard in the balls as they cum.

I find the concept terrifying - there is no pleasure to be had taking a shot in the pills. None.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:03 PM
You all know that I harbor no moral judgement about porn. If the opportunity arises, I would be happy to make money off the backs and butts of those individuals who choose to make a living by having sex on screen.

That being said- HETERO porn, in my opinion, is a huge undoing, not for WOMEN, but for MEN. It teaches them all the wrong things. I understand why the movies are the way that they are, but once outside of that narrowly constructed bubble, they are asking for trouble.

They are left with missteps, misinformation, and absolutely no clue about how to please their female partners. Endless, ridculous cycle really. I am SURE that the guy from school had been doing nothing but adding to his collection of straight porn for years.

Straight boys need to watch LESBIAN porn, directed by women for women. Not the Gonzo shit- not the stuff that comes out of the studios that have no budget for a make up artist. They should check out the stuff that Suze Randall has done. THAT is where you learn. :)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:04 PM
:spit::haha::rolls:

leave it Kelli to make me feel like an idiot for being away from the thread all morning :lol:


:wavey: HEY everyone

REG! :wavey:

Yeah, yeah, I know. Leave it to me. :p

Some men like to be punched hard in the balls as they cum.

I find the concept terrifying - there is no pleasure to be had taking a shot in the pills. None.

This defies logic for me, it truly does. :shrug:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:10 PM
I think there's this perception among straight men, perpetuated by the porn industry, that the further up something goes, the better it is.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:11 PM
MAX HARDCORE. THAT'S the guy I was trying to remember. Seriously, straight boys have to stop watching this guy's shit immediately. Not because it is porn, but because it is porn, made for guys who cannot get laid for real, and as a result, they harbor anger/confusion/resentment towards women.

Hardcore, of course, makes money from that, directing movies that give those guys an acceptable medium in which all of their frustrations can be acted out, in an increasingly vile manner with each movie he makes. Afterwards, the guys that bought his shit, helping to make him wealthy, go out into the world even more fucked up that before.

They go out and meet girls, and cluelessly try to recreate what they have seen, misplaced bravado and all, because the almighty Porn Messiah told them that it is really what women want.

MAX HARDCORE IS POISON. DO NOT WATCH HIS MATERIAL!

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 10:12 PM
You seem to have done some research. ;) Any recommendations?

Well considering this is my very first one, I haven't tested any yet.;)

However here's the one that I've bought. I gotta warn you though, it's not cheap. I found it at another site for slightly lower, but here's the official website.

http://www.lelo.com/shop/default.asp?id=iris

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 10:21 PM
Straight porn :scared:

I mean sometimes it's hot but I agree. That's SO not how it's done it real life :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:22 PM
I don't care if I am in a crowd of one with this- Nalby just won. Makes me happy. Lots of people say he's got the personality of a lemon, but I never saw that.

I like him. He's good people, no matter how much stick he gets around here. :)

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:24 PM
MAX HARDCORE. THAT'S the guy I was trying to remember. Seriously, straight boys have to stop watching this guy's shit immediately. Not because it is porn, but because it is porn, made for guys who cannot get laid for real, and as a result, they harbor anger/confusion/resentment towards women.

Hardcore, of course, makes money from that, directing movies that give those guys an acceptable medium in which all of their frustrations can be acted out, in an increasingly vile manner with each movie he makes. Afterwards, the guys that bought his shit, helping to make him wealthy, go out into the world even more fucked up that before.

They go out and meet girls, and cluelessly try to recreate what they have seen, misplaced bravado and all, because the almighty Porn Messiah told them that it is really what women want.

MAX HARDCORE IS POISON. DO NOT WATCH HIS MATERIAL!
Never seen any of this, but it sounds mysogynistic, abusive, women-hating and, apart from all that, absolutely foul and completely unerotic. It sounds like almost uses women as specimens, objectifying them even beyond the normal realms of porn.

The thought of watching that stuff makes me feel ill, actually - not the activities per se although some of them would not do much for me anyway - but the spirit of nastiness and abusive thought-processes behind them.

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:27 PM
I don't care if I am in a crowd of one with this- Nalby just won. Makes me happy. Lots of people say he's got the personality of a lemon, but I never saw that.

I like him. He's good people, no matter how much stick he gets around here. :)
Whether I like him or not, and I'm fairly ambivalent - he's simply too good a player to be playing like shit and languishing in the mid-20s in the rankings.

He needs to get back where he belongs - but having said all that, it's his own laziness that's to blame for the decline.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:30 PM
Normally, I wouldn't give this fucker any publicity, but I will make an exception. I am on a crusade to get the word out about him. He has already been indicted on obscenity charges, although nothing seems to pan out. :fiery:

He must be exterminated. I know I sound like more of a commie pinko than usual, but I am unyielding about this kind of thing. Just to give you an idea about why he is one of only a handful of people that I can truly say that I have ever HATED, read his Wiki page-

I warn you, do NOT read if you are easily offended. There are no pictures, but the description is not work safe, nor palatable for the faint of heart.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore)

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 10:31 PM
I don't care if I am in a crowd of one with this- Nalby just won. Makes me happy. Lots of people say he's got the personality of a lemon, but I never saw that.

I like him. He's good people, no matter how much stick he gets around here. :)

You're not a crowd of one, i am a HUGE Nalbo fan :bounce: :bounce:

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 10:31 PM
Well considering this is my very first one, I haven't tested any yet.;)

However here's the one that I've bought. I gotta warn you though, it's not cheap. I found it at another site for slightly lower, but here's the official website.

http://www.lelo.com/shop/default.asp?id=iris

I'm at work so I can't exactly go there. :lol: Actually, now that I think about it, I can't really from where I'm living either. I'm in the dorms and am on the college network. It is a private college and that would not go over well. Can you tell me the price....or PM it to me if you prefer?

I'll have to figure out a way to check it out when I'm NOT connected to the school's Internet. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Yay, I am happy to have company. :banana:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:33 PM
That's what I just read - and it is sincerely distasteful. I think it's right on the extreme of what's acceptable behaviour between mutually consenting adults and I don't like the kind of messages it sends out about the acceptability of treating women that way.

I find the actresses who are willing to take part in this baffling and disgusting and doing their own kind a major disservice by allowing this material to tacitly condone this sort of behaviour out in the real world.

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 10:38 PM
Normally, I wouldn't give this fucker any publicity, but I will make an exception. I am on a crusade to get the word out about him. He has already been indicted on obscenity charges, although nothing seems to pan out. :fiery:

He must be exterminated. I know I sound like more of a commie pinko than usual, but I am unyielding about this kind of thing. Just to give you an idea about why he is one of only a handful of people that I can truly say that I have ever HATED, read his Wiki page-

I warn you, do NOT read if you are easily offended. There are no pictures, but the description is not work safe, nor palatable for the faint of heart.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore)

Jesus H. Christ :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats the kind of scum that give us good straight guys a terrible name. :rolleyes: I mean, porn is porn, but some lines need to be drawn. The things that i just read truly sickened me, and i am not faint of heart in the least.

Yay, I am happy to have company. :banana:

Vamos Fat Dave, now dont hit up the buffet tonight :rocker2:

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 10:42 PM
Normally, I wouldn't give this fucker any publicity, but I will make an exception. I am on a crusade to get the word out about him. He has already been indicted on obscenity charges, although nothing seems to pan out. :fiery:

He must be exterminated. I know I sound like more of a commie pinko than usual, but I am unyielding about this kind of thing. Just to give you an idea about why he is one of only a handful of people that I can truly say that I have ever HATED, read his Wiki page-

I warn you, do NOT read if you are easily offended. There are no pictures, but the description is not work safe, nor palatable for the faint of heart.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore)


Having been on that wiki page, that man sounds disgusting. That shit's too much, even by my low standards.


I'm at work so I can't exactly go there. :lol: Actually, now that I think about it, I can't really from where I'm living either. I'm in the dorms and am on the college network. It is a private college and that would not go over well. Can you tell me the price....or PM it to me if you prefer?

I'll have to figure out a way to check it out when I'm NOT connected to the school's Internet. :lol:


The site itself is not bad actually. There's no actual porn on it if that's your concern.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 10:43 PM
Normally, I wouldn't give this fucker any publicity, but I will make an exception. I am on a crusade to get the word out about him. He has already been indicted on obscenity charges, although nothing seems to pan out. :fiery:

He must be exterminated. I know I sound like more of a commie pinko than usual, but I am unyielding about this kind of thing. Just to give you an idea about why he is one of only a handful of people that I can truly say that I have ever HATED, read his Wiki page-

I warn you, do NOT read if you are easily offended. There are no pictures, but the description is not work safe, nor palatable for the faint of heart.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore)
*screams* AAAAAAAAAAH, EWW! :barf:
:bolt::scared::unsure:

that's TERRIBLE *shakes head* :sobbing:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:43 PM
That's what I just read - and it is sincerely distasteful. I think it's right on the extreme of what's acceptable behaviour between mutually consenting adults and I don't like the kind of messages it sends out about the acceptability of treating women that way.

I find the actresses who are willing to take part in this baffling and disgusting and doing their own kind a major disservice by allowing this material to tacitly condone this sort of behaviour out in the real world.

They are making no more than $200/$300 per scene. Why they would do this is beyond me. I have seen some of the footage, because I cannot stand to be the type of person to indict something without full knowledge.

It is without ANY merit at all. In my mind, it is nothing more than the manifestation of a legal loophole that allows him to commit criminal acts, putting them on video.

Jesus H. Christ :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats the kind of scum that give us good straight guys a terrible name. :rolleyes: I mean, porn is porn, but some lines need to be drawn. The things that i just read truly sickened me, and i am not faint of heart in the least.

I warned you. Now you know why I HATE this dude.

He doesn't speak for the majority of straight men, I don't think. He is part of that fringe population that hates women, without having a clue about them.

Vamos Fat Dave, now dont hit up the buffet tonight :rocker2:

DONUTS! :bounce:

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 10:46 PM
The site itself is not bad actually. There's no actual porn on it if that's your concern.

No but anything that would be realted to sex toys would get me into some serious trouble.

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:47 PM
I find him easy to hate Kelli, especially as he dresses like a Republican :)

Yeah he's disgusting. I am no prude, very far from it, but there comes a tipping point where sexual perversion tips over into something else that is much more unpleasant and disturbing. I think he crosses that line or at the very least sails extremely close to it.

What worries me more is that - where do you go from here? Because when even such extreme porn because commonplace and no longer seems taboo and exciting because you're so used to it now...where do they go from there? I shudder to think because it's not a good place.

scoobs
08-06-2007, 10:48 PM
If there's no crab claws left at the buffet David is gon be MA-AD.

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 10:49 PM
I warned you. Now you know why I HATE this dude.

He doesn't speak for the majority of straight men, I don't think. He is part of that fringe population that hates women, without having a clue about them.

Terrible, simply sickening, i hate to read about somone that objectifies women like that. Unacceptable


DONUTS! :bounce:

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/02/Homer_Simpson_2006.png

btw, i got some great endorsements from the guys in the Mr. MTF thread :bigclap:

This gotta be rigged if Seth's not winning. :scratch:

I'm sorry but if Jonathan beats Seth there is somthing wrong.

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 10:54 PM
No but anything that would be realted to sex toys would get me into some serious trouble.

Check your PM's hon.:wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 10:55 PM
I find him easy to hate Kelli, especially as he dresses like a Republican :)

Yeah, that fucking cowboy hat and nothing else, with the muscle tone of a piece of wet tagliatelle. Dumb bitch. :ras:

Yeah he's disgusting. I am no prude, very far from it, but there comes a tipping point where sexual perversion tips over into something else that is much more unpleasant and disturbing. I think he crosses that line or at the very least sails extremely close to it.

It's crime, protected by a legal document. If I am called a prude here, I will dispute that. :)

What worries me more is that - where do you go from here? Because when even such extreme porn because commonplace and no longer seems taboo and exciting because you're so used to it now...where do they go from there? I shudder to think because it's not a good place.

One more step to go- snuff. That's the only place left to go. We have his extreme porn. Horror-porn, like Cannibal Holocaust or Murder, Set, Pieces.

There has been The Guinea Pig series, and Fred Vogel's "August Underground"- there is nowhere else to go, Chris. It is snuff. Just you watch. :eek:

Terrible, simply sickening, i hate to read about somone that objectifies women like that. Unacceptable

The only things worse for a chick than being treated like a sex object, is to NOT be treated like one. THIS shit is nothing like that. This is hatred of women. I will not be silent about it.

Until I have Hardcore in the can, I will not rest. I will fight the power, WOO! :rocker2:

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/02/Homer_Simpson_2006.png



Heehee...I love it. Doooooonuts. :lick:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 11:04 PM
I find him easy to hate Kelli, especially as he dresses like a Republican :)

Yeah he's disgusting. I am no prude, very far from it, but there comes a tipping point where sexual perversion tips over into something else that is much more unpleasant and disturbing. I think he crosses that line or at the very least sails extremely close to it.

What worries me more is that - where do you go from here? Because when even such extreme porn because commonplace and no longer seems taboo and exciting because you're so used to it now...where do they go from there? I shudder to think because it's not a good place.

Couldn't have said it better if I wanted to :yeah:

If there's no crab claws left at the buffet David is gon be MA-AD.

*wipes mouth to get crab juice off*

:o WHO at the last of the crab legs :unsure:

*looks around, and tips out*

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 11:25 PM
Just for the record- lots of foxes on this website. I had no idea. :aplot:

scoobs
08-06-2007, 11:26 PM
Just for the record- lots of foxes on this website. I had no idea. :aplot:
I'm hearing that...

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 11:26 PM
Just for the record- lots of foxes on this website. I had no idea. :aplot:

Im winning my continent, but I dont think im gonna do so well in the final :awww: :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 11:29 PM
I'm hearing that...

Holy crap- I shouldn't have been so blase about messages and reps and stuff. It was never like I didn't appreciate them, I just didn't pay attention to it, because they were just words.

Now that I see who the words belong to....:aplot:

I'm moving across the pond. Done deal. :lick:

Im winning my continent, but I dont think im gonna do so well in the final :awww: :awww:

You don't know that- it's so early. Be positive. :)

scoobs
08-06-2007, 11:36 PM
I'm moving to South America.

Aleka
08-07-2007, 12:49 AM
Just for the record- lots of foxes on this website. I had no idea. :aplot:
Exactly :lol: I was like, man, where have all of you been? :aplot: :aplot: So hard to choose :bigcry:

Hey guys :kiss: What's uuuup? :aplot:

meenyminymo
08-07-2007, 02:03 AM
Bottom line with The Dick- he is honked off at me because I took someone else to the film festival last month, instead of him. He is an actor, whose career is going about as well as Corey Haim's, after The Lost Boys.

I never lied about who I was, or the fact that I was an opportunist, an exploiter, a manipulator, etc. He acts like this is news, and is pissed because I thought it was better to be escorted by the main guy at KMA management, here in Chicago, who knows people that I might want to know, as opposed to a struggling (albeit talented) actor, whose one and only claim to fame is that he has a massive wang. Do the math. :)

If he is tweaked about that, thinking that I had somehow fucked him out of a chance to gladhand with the agents/casting directors/etc., and felt the need to hang up on me, telling me that I am a soulless fuckface, with the morals of a maggot, I have one thing to say- DUDE, GROW UP. :kiss:


:lol: Can't blame you. I'd actually not want him around both for the reason that somebody more useful was available and also for the reason that having your guest run around gladhandling people is not a good way to make a name for yourself, IMO. Having people at the end of the night remember you as the person with the pushy guest is no good. Sounds like he might have a good career in porn though.

He can go take his jealous anger out on somebody else, it's not your fault he's trying to find something that millions of people want and about 100 actors get: stardom. :rolleyes:


Thank you BD, I love you too. Honestly, me getting dumped by a guy is as newsworthy as Federer winning a match. Nothing new, and nothing to get excited about.

I don't fib about who I am, what I stand for, or what I want. You wanna ride this train, awesome- hop aboard. You want to get your ticket stamped, and then bitch about it later, like an old washer woman? Go jump off the Sears Tower onto a bicycle without a seat. Please. :angel:


:hug:
I didn't think you'd be that terribly devastated, but I decided to say sorry nonetheless :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 02:05 AM
not much, how are you? :wavey:

meenyminymo
08-07-2007, 02:17 AM
Hey Reg :wavey:

How's life?

EDIT: Sof if you see this before I get back from my movie, I'll respond to the pm later :kiss:

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 03:33 AM
Life's good. How are you?

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 03:39 AM
I'm moving to South America.

I have been saying this for years. Sounds like a brilliant plan to me. ;)

:eek: i think i just vomited, but i guess he would find that attractive.

He's a sick, twisted fuck- I am sure he would. This is why he needs a smack in the mouth. :)

Exactly :lol: I was like, man, where have all of you been? :aplot: :aplot: So hard to choose :bigcry:

Hey guys :kiss: What's uuuup? :aplot:

Oh, now I see how it is....heehee...player you are. I like it. :aplot:

:lol: Can't blame you. I'd actually not want him around both for the reason that somebody more useful was available and also for the reason that having your guest run around gladhandling people is not a good way to make a name for yourself, IMO. Having people at the end of the night remember you as the person with the pushy guest is no good. Sounds like he might have a good career in porn though.

Yeah, he'd be the only porn actor to complain about the script, his costars, and everything else he didn't like. He's like a poor man's Johnny Depp like that. :rolleyes: :p

He can go take his jealous anger out on somebody else, it's not your fault he's trying to find something that millions of people want and about 100 actors get: stardom. :rolleyes:

You bet- he's going to have a looooooooong career schlepping diet coke, chicken wings, and vegetarian pizza at Eduardo's for the rest of his life.

Either that, or he needs to get off his high horse and start giving hand jobs to the old dudes in Boystown for rent money. Regardless, I couldn't care less. ;)

:hug:
I didn't think you'd be that terribly devastated, but I decided to say sorry nonetheless :lol:

Thank you, BD. I appreciate the virtual hug. I am a-okay. A disgruntled actor who calls me names, and hangs up on me, just dumped me because I wouldn't let him use me....meh, I'll live. :lol:

not much, how are you? :wavey:

REG! :kiss:

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 03:47 AM
I never responded to this earlier, because :o (well frankly, I get long winded-when I'm venting about other people's bullshit), but:


:rolleyes: @ 'The Dick' for being a pussy when it came to the whole "relationship." You hit the nail on the head, when you said that you're essentially a failure if you don't take care of your own needs first. That's a given. I dunno how he could have gotten this far in life w/o realizing that.

:ras: Whatever, he wasn't who you thought he was :shrug: I know you wouldn't have wasted your time on him if you knew he would flip the script like THAT :o

*breathes deeply*

Ok, now that THAT'S out of my system:

:bounce: YAY! Life is good! :D

scoobs
08-07-2007, 03:48 AM
Starting tonight I have to try and live as much as I can on US time to enjoy the tennis. I'll be wrecked by the end of the Open but meh.

Oh and not piss him indoors off too much while doing it.

Damn the structure of the universe for deciding on rotating spheres following mainly circular orbits. A flat planet with everyone having days and nights at the same time would have been much easier on us.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 03:56 AM
Boys don't like me, Reg- what can I say. :haha: We have nothing but problems.

Chris! A FLAT PLANET?! Sooooo brilliant. :)

I have something to discuss with you too, once you are more awake. I know that you are a wee bit sleepy now, so it will keep. :p

scoobs
08-07-2007, 03:59 AM
Jolly good - yeah if you pm me i'll pick it up tomorrow - right now you'll get even less sense from me than usual.

Still this is good training for the 4 hour Flushing Meadows epic night matches coming soon.

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:14 AM
No problem- it's about writing a book. Apparently, people read this website or something?! I thought it was a joke at first. I guess this person has been circulating things about my idiotic ramblings about psychology, sex, raw food, porn, and other random stream of consciousness stuff.

This is the third time I have been approached since I have been here....I called his bluff, and checked the references and CALLED the numbers I was given. :eek: They were legit.

We need not talk about it now, but I don't know the first thing about putting a book together. He seems to think that I would have a clue about writing a kind of guide book for women....an amalgam of a bunch of my loopy perspectives. :p

************************************************** *******

I hear you about the time stuff. When I stayed awake for the AO, I was just ruined. I didn't catch up for days and days afterwards. ;)
Well I say why not - there's a need for a straight-up, no bullshit guide to modern life, sex and all that - even more raw than SATC which was, entertaining though it was, still full of bullshit.

Umm - but putting a book together? I'm no help there either - I write the occasional slashporn...still my door is always open for you :)

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:18 AM
OMG, I had to just for those who don't go to GM- :haha: :haha: :haha:

Montreal Fashion Show :haha:

http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/01.jpg http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/02.jpg

http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/03.jpg http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/05.jpg

http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/09.jpg http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/13.jpg

http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/12.jpg http://www.atptennis.com/5/photos/gallery/2007/montreal_fashion/06.jpg

Oh my lord - Disco Stu wants his shirt back, Nole!

So many funny pics. Jamie - please get a haircut...

MY.SIDES.ARE.KILLING.ME. :haha: :haha: :haha:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:20 AM
Well I say why not - there's a need for a straight-up, no bullshit guide to modern life, sex and all that - even more raw than SATC which was, entertaining though it was, still full of bullshit.

Umm - but putting a book together? I'm no help there either - I write the occasional slashporn...still my door is always open for you :)

Thank you for being so incredibly kind. I am a spewer, not a writer. I have no clue. I don't like backing down from a challenge though...even my Mom thinks it is a good idea. We will see. I guess you go chapter by chapter.

I admit though, writing a book on behalf of female empowerment? Mega good cause. :angel:

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:24 AM
Yeah I guess so - Chapter by Chapter, organise it off into major themes and topics, take each one separately. I think the main thing would be to just get the thoughts together first, and then worry about organising it all into a coherent structure, so you're sure you're saying what you want to say and what you mean before worrying about what goes where in what order.

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 04:24 AM
Trader Joes has brown rice sushi rolls. I'm a happy camper. :)

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:24 AM
I've not seen the video for the Montreal fashion show - I'll watch it tomorrow, but if it's no better than those pics, I pronounce it a Fiesta del Failure.

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:25 AM
:wavey: Everyone!

Just drop by and say Hi!

:tape: I like those clothes although the players are not model material other than Dulcos :inlove:


:secret: OK, James is pretty good too.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:27 AM
Yeah I guess so - Chapter by Chapter, organise it off into major themes and topics, take each one separately. I think the main thing would be to just get the thoughts together first, and then worry about organising it all into a coherent structure, so you're sure you're saying what you want to say and what you mean before worrying about what goes where in what order.

God, I can't imagine. I am a hothead, totally disorganized type. For me to have the discipline to sit down and write this...oh boy. :unsure:

I would really love to. If nothing else, I could entertain people. Laugh with me or AT me, I don't care. :p

Disco Stu, btw...:haha:...shit that never will get old!

Trader Joes has brown rice sushi rolls. I'm a happy camper. :)

I love that place- get all my sundried tomatoes and raw cashews there. :lick:


EDIT: LEE! :inlove: Hope all is well in your world- always good to see you.

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:27 AM
Some of the clothes are fine. Some of them make me want to cry.

And in some cases the ladies would have looked more natural dragging a shop mannequin down the catwalk with the clothes on them.

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:29 AM
Nole would be hot bustin some disco moves. Total Bee Gees for the new generation style.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:31 AM
Jonas and Jamie are making me laugh. It's mean, and I totally shouldn't- god knows I am not a fashion plate right now, sitting in my Tweety Bird t-shirt...although it is off the shoulder, like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance. :aplot:

Still though, some of the stuff seen above is just :tape: :haha:

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:32 AM
I love that place- get all my sundried tomatoes and raw cashews there. :lick:


I like the veggie and pizza there (the fresh one that you can take home and bake it)

EDIT: LEE! :inlove: Hope all is well in your world- always good to see you.

My world is not that far from yours (North America standard). :lol: And it's pretty good. 2 more days and my son will be back to school. :rocker2:

Good to see you too!

And Amber :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:33 AM
YEAH BABY! DISCO!


http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/saturday_night_fever.article.jpg

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:34 AM
Jonas and Jamie are making me laugh. It's mean, and I totally shouldn't- god knows I am not a fashion plate right now, sitting in my Tweety Bird t-shirt...although it is off the shoulder, like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance. :aplot:

Still though, some of the stuff seen above is just :tape: :haha:
Jamie's hair looks like a wig my Grandmother had in the 80s. This is not a good thing. Immediate action is required - he looks like he had a shampoo and set. No wonder the model woman is giving him a second glance - I don't think she can quite believe it either.

Jonas looks mortified and I don't blame him - that shirt is all kinds of nasty.

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:35 AM
YEAH BABY! DISCO!


http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/saturday_night_fever.article.jpg
Can you not see Nole totally cutting that rug right there? You could photoshop his face in and it would totally work. Hit that pose, gunshot sound effects - the women swoon in admiration. I can picture it right now.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:35 AM
Jonas looks mortified and I don't blame him - that shirt is all kinds of nasty.

Chris, any guess as to what the material is? That is the killer for me. I cannot stand that type of material. :help:

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:35 AM
Nole would be hot bustin some disco moves. Total Bee Gees for the new generation style.

:inlove: I grew up with the Bee Gees! And was :inlove: with Barry. Too bad this guy is happily married all these years. :awww:

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 04:36 AM
I like the veggie and pizza there (the fresh one that you can take home and bake it)

And Amber :hug:
:hug: Hi Lee!! I almost got the goat cheese one, but opted for sushi instead.

I love that place- get all my sundried tomatoes and raw cashews there. :lick:

I seriously have no idea how I would survive if I moved somewhere that didn't have one. I love that place.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:37 AM
Put Nole in the sequel- Stayin' Alive. I would pay him money to put this costume on. :haha:

http://www.geocities.com/johnny_loves_kelly/Staying_Alive_Tony_on_Stage.jpg

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:37 AM
Jonas looks mortified and I don't blame him - that shirt is all kinds of nasty.

Chris, any guess as to what the material is? That is the killer for me. I cannot stand that type of material. :help:

I think in the video, Jonas said he liked it.

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:38 AM
Put Nole in the sequel- Stayin' Alive. I would pay him money to put this costume on. :haha:

http://www.geocities.com/johnny_loves_kelly/Staying_Alive_Tony_on_Stage.jpg

:rolls:

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:39 AM
Chris, any guess as to what the material is? That is the killer for me. I cannot stand that type of material. :help:
It looks man-made fiber-tastic to me.

Maybe some satanistic combination of spandex and nylon.

*shudders*

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:40 AM
I think I was the ONLY one who liked that movie. :sobbing:

I don't get it. Tony Manero danced to Satan's Alley! Directed by Sylvester Stallone- why it wasn't a hit, I have no idea. :)

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:40 AM
I think in the video, Jonas said he liked it.
Did he?

Unfortunate photo then, he looks like Daffy Duck clocked him around the back of the head with a frying pan or something.

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:41 AM
Put Nole in the sequel- Stayin' Alive. I would pay him money to put this costume on. :haha:

http://www.geocities.com/johnny_loves_kelly/Staying_Alive_Tony_on_Stage.jpg
Oh my Saints in the Heavens, that picture!

Baby oil on the thighs! Mommy make the scary-ass man go away! *whimpers*

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:42 AM
Basically, the pictures captured the worst moments for most of the players.

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:43 AM
Basically, the pictures captured the worst moments for most of the players.
Sounds like the ATP photographers were in the house, then.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:44 AM
Oh my Saints in the Heavens, that picture!

Baby oil on the thighs! Mommy make the scary-ass man go away! *whimpers*

:haha:

No love for the baby oil. COME ON! :devil:

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:45 AM
:haha:

No love for the baby oil. COME ON! :devil:
It's more the combination of that with the leg warmers that troubles me...

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:46 AM
Sounds like the ATP photographers were in the house, then.

I don't know why but Jarkko was one of the models too but no pics of him. :p

And Cañas, instead of doing the catwalk, was a spectator there. :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:46 AM
Okay, just watch this video and tell me you don't like it, Chris. If you can say that, I will leave it alone.

This is THE BEST cheese ever put on film. It's so cheesy, it's HOT cheesy. Just watch Travolta in a loin cloth. :devil:

Porno Click (http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9sTxEuuyVU)

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:48 AM
Travolta was absolutely adorable in "The boy in the plastic bubble". :awww:

Lee
08-07-2007, 04:49 AM
:rolls: I googled this pic

http://static.flickr.com/35/94087457_f7ed0b361d_o.jpg

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:52 AM
Okay, just watch this video and tell me you don't like it, Chris. If you can say that, I will leave it alone.

This is THE BEST cheese ever put on film. It's so cheesy, it's HOT cheesy. Just watch Travolta in a loin cloth. :devil:

Porno Click (http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9sTxEuuyVU)
That may be the campest thing I have ever seen.

On an unrelated note, you can easily see where the idea from Cats came from now.

Yeah he's hot but I'd like him better if he'd stop prancing around striking attitudes in a haze of dry ice. Throw him in the shower, then get started, say I :)

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:53 AM
OMG, Lee...:haha:

He's so greasy there. :aplot:

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:53 AM
i'd like to see nole and richard actually act out that slash that someone wrote.
I have some Nole-Richard slash in mind that I'm working my way around to.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:55 AM
That may be the campest thing I have ever seen.

On an unrelated note, you can easily see where the idea from Cats came from now.

Yeah he's hot but I'd like him better if he'd stop prancing around striking attitudes in a haze of dry ice. Throw him in the shower, then get started, say I :)

:inlove:

I don't care who knows how much of a dork I am. I am watching the movie right now. Someone was nice enough to rip it on Youtube. It's even funnier, because it is in Spanish.

I am watching the opening scene, and Travolta is in spandex. :eek: Talk about leaving NOTHING to the imagination. :o

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:56 AM
:inlove:

I don't care who knows how much of a dork I am. I am watching the movie right now. Someone was nice enough to rip it on Youtube. It's even funnier, because it is in Spanish.

I am watching the opening scene, and Travolta is in spandex. :eek: Talk about leaving NOTHING to the imagination. :o
Yeah, the original bananahammock.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 04:56 AM
HOW DOES THIS THREAD GO BY SO FAST?!?!?!

i need to sleep soon, so i heart you guys.

:inlove:

We are just rapid fire. I personally keep it going this fast because I do quite a bit of blow. :)

Not true. I think I have ADD, so it makes it a lot easier on me. :p

scoobs
08-07-2007, 04:58 AM
:inlove:

We are just rapid fire. I personally keep it going this fast because I do quite a bit of blow. :)

Not true. I think I have ADD, so it makes it a lot easier on me. :p
I tole you bout snortin that wicked cocaine!!!!

;)

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:01 AM
I tole you bout snortin that wicked cocaine!!!!

;)

I know, that stuff is just such a beautiful disaster. I remember once telling Cheryl, that I hope Nadal NEVER does it. I don't think he could come back from it.

He is so hyper as it is, if he broke down and did a fat line, he'd lose his mind. :p

scoobs
08-07-2007, 05:04 AM
I know, that stuff is just such a beautiful disaster. I remember once telling Cheryl, that I hope Nadal NEVER does it. I don't think he could come back from it.

He is so hyper as it is, if he broke down and did a fat line, he'd lose his mind. :p
Nadal on coke? It doesn't bear thinking about.

he's like a highballing freight as it is. he'd bounce off the walls until he exploded.

Never done it myself, personally - never more than a puff or two of grass when I was younger.

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:05 AM
Can I ask a really naive question? Does snorting or smoking it change how it affects you?

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:10 AM
Good for you. I am always happy to hear when people tell me that they haven't. I rarely get involved with pushing an agenda...but with coke, I will implore them not to do it. Do NOT cross that line if you haven't done so. You will rue the day. :sobbing:

It's the most unbelievable high I have ever had in my life. When the first blast went up my nose, then the second...it brought me to tears, it felt THAT good.

I was convinced I could fly, cure the world of its ills, part the Red Sea for the second time, etc. It was that powerful- like an instant morph into a deity.

Until I crashed....

That is a drug over which you have no control. It owned me right away, like Federer owns Blake and Roddick type of owning. (Sorry kids, I needed the powerful analogy here. :p )

It brought me to my knees- I can't keep it in check, so I do not touch it, AT ALL. Not since 2002. Not a bit. Never will again. :angel:

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:12 AM
Good for you. I am always happy to hear when people tell me that they haven't. I rarely get involved with pushing an agenda...but with coke, I will implore them not to do it. Do NOT cross that line if you haven't done so. You will rue the day. :sobbing:

It's the most unbelievable high I have ever had in my life. When the first blast went up my nose, then the second...it brought me to tears, it felt THAT good.

I was convinced I could fly, cure the world of its ills, part the Red Sea for the second time, etc. It was that powerful- like an instant morph into a deity.

Until I crashed....

That is a drug over which you have no control. It owned me right away, like Federer owns Blake and Roddick type of owning. (Sorry kids, I needed the powerful analogy here. :p )

It brought me to my knees- I can't keep it in check, so I do not touch it, AT ALL. Not since 2002. Not a bit. Never will again. :angel:
Thanks for your honesty. It isn't something I could ask him about...and I only experienced it from a distance. But the hell it put him and me through...I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:13 AM
Can I ask a really naive question? Does snorting or smoking it change how it affects you?

This is NOT a naive question, Amber. This is a very viable one. When you snort it, you will feel the effects within seconds. It is instantly put into your blood stream, and the high is immediate.

Smoking is going to mess you up as well, but not as quickly.

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:18 AM
This is NOT a naive question, Amber. This is a very viable one. When you snort it, you will feel the effects within seconds. It is instantly put into your blood stream, and the high is immediate.

Smoking is going to mess you up as well, but not as quickly.

I see...thanks. The only side I saw was one of complete and total paranoia. It was scary.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:18 AM
Thanks for your honesty. It isn't something I could ask him about...and I only experienced it from a distance. But the hell it put him and me through...I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

I can't express enough how much I feel for you, Amber...you and him. It is a vicious, dangerous, unreal, SURREAL drug, that courts chaos for everyone who uses it. More so for those around those who use it.

Much love/strength/understanding sent your way...:hug:

i've never done it, but one of my friends said that it was like she was going to have a heart attack, but in the most beautiful way imagineable.

Indeed. That how it is.

good for you, kell.

:hatoff:

i have a question. if a desirable and attractive boy gets your number, what are the chances that he will call you? especially if he is a douchebag that you don't like. i say 100%.

Murphy's Law says that if you don't like someone, he will call you. 100% lock. :p

If a guy you like gets your number- you need to explain more to me. If a guy is going to call you, he must ASK YOU DIRECTLY for your number.

I'm not sure which situation you are talking about here. :)

scoobs
08-07-2007, 05:20 AM
Right, i'm outty. Nite all, be good :)

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:20 AM
I see...thanks. The only side I saw was one of complete and total paranoia. It was scary.

De nada- you are welcome. If nothing else, I try to give back what I know from making big mistakes, and landing my ass in rehab more than once. ;)

Paranoia is the absolute worst. Either you see that when a person is crashing, or has done so much that they cannot get any higher- then they panic about that, thinking that their high is gone.

Blow is such a mental mind fuck, it is frightening. I have seen this many times before.


EDIT: Nite Chris! :wavey:

Metis
08-07-2007, 05:21 AM
I don't care if I am in a crowd of one with this- Nalby just won. Makes me happy. Lots of people say he's got the personality of a lemon, but I never saw that.

I like him. He's good people, no matter how much stick he gets around here. :)

No you are not in a crowd of one. Nalbyyyy!!!! :inlove:


Normally, I wouldn't give this fucker any publicity, but I will make an exception. I am on a crusade to get the word out about him. He has already been indicted on obscenity charges, although nothing seems to pan out. :fiery:

He must be exterminated. I know I sound like more of a commie pinko than usual, but I am unyielding about this kind of thing. Just to give you an idea about why he is one of only a handful of people that I can truly say that I have ever HATED, read his Wiki page-

I warn you, do NOT read if you are easily offended. There are no pictures, but the description is not work safe, nor palatable for the faint of heart.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore)


:speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles:

Unfathomable!!!!


You're not a crowd of one, i am a HUGE Nalbo fan :bounce: :bounce:

:banana: Me too! He's one of my favorites.



Nole on the catwalk :haha:... Travolta :unsure:


Drugs? No thanks, never tried them and probably never will. :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:22 AM
i meant the douchebag part. i make it a policy to hate everyone, and that way i have lots of friends.

what do you mean about ASKING DIRECTLY? like 'can i have your number?' what other way is there?

If you give it to him, or a friend of yours does. Your number has to be solicited by him, not by you or anyone else. If he asked for it, odds are he will call.

liptea
08-07-2007, 05:25 AM
If you give it to him, or a friend of yours does. Your number has to be solicited by him, not by you or anyone else. If he asked for it, odds are he will call.

OH OK. i thought you meant like. i don't know. that he had to get it in the mail or on a dating service. i was like 'EW.'

hahahahahahaha. i'm so dumb kelli. either that or i'm going insane.

i am going insane.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:26 AM
No you are not in a crowd of one. Nalbyyyy!!!! :inlove:

Gah, there's mah girl! :hug: How ya be, Metis? Hope all is well with you. :)

I LOVE Nalby. I couldn't believe how much crap he got around here when I arrived. I know he is not in the best of shape right now, but I really love seeing him play. :)

:speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles:

Unfathomable!!!!

I know, right? Scumbag that one is. I am going to shut him down before I am through. My mom is convinced I will end up in jail one of these days. :lol:

Nole on the catwalk :haha:... Travolta :unsure:

He is too funny. I love the fact that he has a sense of humor. :p

BTW, did you see the finale of Age of Smut? :o As if we didn't have the script ahead of time. :haha:

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:26 AM
De nada- you are welcome. If nothing else, I try to give back what I know from making big mistakes, and landing my ass in rehab more than once. ;)

Paranoia is the absolute worst. Either you see that when a person is crashing, or has done so much that they cannot get any higher- then they panic about that, thinking that their high is gone.

Blow is such a mental mind fuck, it is frightening. I have seen this many times before.


EDIT: Nite Chris! :wavey:

I'm guess it was the crashing part....cause that is the only time I could even possibly talk to him. He would disappear for days. Anyway....good news is that he did put himself in rehab and is on the road to recovery. I'm guessing this bit of info helps explain a little more about why things ended. Oddly enough...we stayed through all the using...disappearing for weeks, coming back and all the hell that was before rehab, as well as a few months after. I think the reality though of how far he still needs to go finally set in.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:29 AM
OH OK. i thought you meant like. i don't know. that he had to get it in the mail or on a dating service. i was like 'EW.'

hahahahahahaha. i'm so dumb kelli. either that or i'm going insane.

i am going insane.

Ugh, I am totally against everything about dating services. Takes all the good stuff out of it all. People have faux chemistry over the net, only to meet each other in person, feeling very disappointed. No way. :lol:

You are not going insane....you have a lot going on right now. It's totally understandable. :)

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:33 AM
I'm guess it was the crashing part....cause that is the only time I could even possibly talk to him. He would disappear for days. Anyway....good news is that he did put himself in rehab and is on the road to recovery. I'm guessing this bit of info helps explain a little more about why things ended. Oddly enough...we stayed through all the using...disappearing for weeks, coming back and all the hell that was before rehab, as well as a few months after. I think the reality though of how far he still needs to go finally set in.

:awww:

It is nearly impossible to sustain a relationship with someone who is actively using. It's so hard, and it rarely works, even when you have a solid foundation of love on your side.

You are living with an affected version of the person you know- like a hologram almost. Things are so altered, that it is difficult to relate to your partner on any sort of real level. Add in the unpredictable effects that this particular drug has on people, I understand why so many couples don't make it.

I am glad to hear that rehab is a reality. I won't call it a cure all, from personal experience, and lord knows I was not successful my first couple of trips in. It's a positive step, regardless- self awareness that something is going wrong.

I hope the trend continues for you and your loved one. :)

liptea
08-07-2007, 05:35 AM
:awww:

It is nearly impossible to sustain a relationship with someone who is actively using. It's so hard, and it rarely works, even when you have a solid foundation of love on your side.

You are living with an affected version of the person you know- like a hologram almost. Things are so altered, that it is difficult to relate to your partner on any sort of real level. Add in the unpredictable effects that this particular drug has on people, I understand why so many couples don't make it.

I am glad to hear that rehab is a reality. I won't call it a cure all, from personal experience, and lord knows I was not successful my first couple of trips in. It's a positive step, regardless- self awareness that something is going wrong.

I hope the trend continues for you and your loved one. :)



i didn't know you went to rehab, kelli. and i'm sorry it didn't work at first.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:38 AM
i didn't know you went to rehab, kelli. and i'm sorry it didn't work at first.

You are like sugar in human form...:hug:

Thank you for saying that. :)

I take full responsibility for it. I was a jerk, totally irresponsible, and impossible for the counselors to deal with.

I sat in a chair, and waited for them to fix me, and when they didn't, I gave them a really hard time. I was deserving of the label "Spoiled Brat."

When it dawned on me, out in the real world, that being such a hardass didn't help me at all, I went back...totally humbled, tail between my legs, asking for help. :awww:

I needed to be broken down in order to be rebuilt. :)

Metis
08-07-2007, 05:39 AM
Gah, there's mah girl! :hug: How ya be, Metis? Hope all is well with you. :)

Tired, very tired! The conference is very exhausting


I LOVE Nalby. I couldn't believe how much crap he got around here when I arrived. I know he is not in the best of shape right now, but I really love seeing him play. :)


Yes, poor Nalby. MTF has been brutal to him for a year now :sad:. I love to see him play too :hearts: even if he messes up badly in some matches :help:



I know, right? Scumbag that one is. I am going to shut him down before I am through. My mom is convinced I will end up in jail one of these days. :lol:


:scared: I don't blame her. She worries about you like all affectionate mothers do (Italian moms are like Greek ones I think, they always worry too much :lol: ).



He is too funny. I love the fact that he has a sense of humor. :p

BTW, did you see the finale of Age of Smut? :o As if we didn't have the script ahead of time. :haha:

I didn't, I was busy presenting at the conference. I'll see it later this week on the website. Don't tell me who he picked (as if I can't guess already :lol: ) I am curious to see his family though and their reactions :haha:.

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:41 AM
:awww:

It is nearly impossible to sustain a relationship with someone who is actively using. It's so hard, and it rarely works, even when you have a solid foundation of love on your side.

You are living with an affected version of the person you know- like a hologram almost. Things are so altered, that it is difficult to relate to your partner on any sort of real level. Add in the unpredictable effects that this particular drug has on people, I understand why so many couples don't make it.

I am glad to hear that rehab is a reality. I won't call it a cure all, from personal experience, and lord knows I was not successful my first couple of trips in. It's a positive step, regardless- self awareness that something is going wrong.

I hope the trend continues for you and your loved one. :)
Thanks. When it is all said and done, that is what I want most for him. If the only thing that come of this relationship was walking that road and supporting someone through this...then it will have been worth it. It is hard to not resent that I might not get to be the "one" that gets to see the end with him, but I guess that is life...and love.

Ugh, I am totally against everything about dating services. Takes all the good stuff out of it all. People have faux chemistry over the net, only to meet each other in person, feeling very disappointed. No way. :lol:

You are not going insane....you have a lot going on right now. It's totally understandable. :)

Sometime you can have mad chemistry though. :o ;) Having said that....look where it go me. :lol:

liptea
08-07-2007, 05:42 AM
it's a very sad thing.

but you know, once someone told my friend that 'the hardest thing in the world is to watch you die and be able to do nothing about it.' and they said later that it was what changed them. so supporting them is very good, dear. you should go with it, no matter how hard it is, it's probably even harder for them to see you supporting them and feeling like they're letting you down. but it's also the thing that will force them to keep going.

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:45 AM
Tired, very tired! The conference is very exhausting.

I can't imagine- you are working 16 hour days and all of that. :eek: You need extra Boston Cream Pie to keep you going. :p

Yes, poor Nalby. MTF has been brutal to him for a year now :sad:. I love to see him play too :hearts: even if he messes up badly in some matches :help:

I think people sometimes give him stick because he doesn't hide the fact that he doesn't really work hard on his fitness- he eats what he wants, drives cars, plays in Cordoba, etc. ;)

:scared: I don't blame her. She worries about you like all affectionate mothers do (Italian moms are like Greek ones I think, they always worry too much :lol: ).

Oh man, OF COURSE. You totally know what I am going through. Your Mama is Greek and my Mama is Italian. Mind drives me crazy about worrying over every little thing. She treats me like I am about 5 years old.

I suppose I can understand that. :p

I didn't, I was busy presenting at the conference. I'll see it later this week on the website. Don't tell me who he picked (as if I can't guess already :lol: ) I am curious to see his family though and their reactions :haha:.

I will keep quiet. All I will say is to keep an eye out for Flip while he is getting ready for his dates....:eek:

Oooooooooo is he out of shape! He was always a big dude, but now he is REALLY big. :o :help:

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:48 AM
it's a very sad thing.

but you know, once someone told my friend that 'the hardest thing in the world is to watch you die and be able to do nothing about it.' and they said later that it was what changed them. so supporting them is very good, dear. you should go with it, no matter how hard it is, it's probably even harder for them to see you supporting them and feeling like they're letting you down. but it's also the thing that will force them to keep going.

:hug: I miss being able to say your name!

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 05:52 AM
Thanks. When it is all said and done, that is what I want most for him. If the only thing that come of this relationship was walking that road and supporting someone through this...then it will have been worth it. It is hard to not resent that I might not get to be the "one" that gets to see the end with him, but I guess that is life...and love.

Either way, you have proven your worth as a human being. You will have love returned to you tenfold, if not by him, than by the person who is waiting for you. Things like this- selfless acts of kindness do not go unnoticed, nor unrewarded. I know it, Amber. :)

Sometime you can have mad chemistry though. :o ;) Having said that....look where it go me. :lol:

We don't always get like...a guarantee of things working out. Experience is its own reward. I know that doesn't make you feel any better right now. :lol:

You know you can FEEL, you know you can HAVE chemistry with people. That separates us from the rest of the animals on the planet. Patience, and it will reveal itself to you. If not this man, specifically- then another.

I really believe that the universe returns to you, exactly what you need, in the time in which you are most ready to receive it. :)

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 05:56 AM
Either way, you have proven your worth as a human being. You will have love returned to you tenfold, if not by him, than by the person who is waiting for you. Things like this- selfless acts of kindness do not go unnoticed, nor unrewarded. I know it, Amber. :)



We don't always get like...a guarantee of things working out. Experience is its own reward. I know that doesn't make you feel any better right now. :lol:

You know you can FEEL, you know you can HAVE chemistry with people. That separates us from the rest of the animals on the planet. Patience, and it will reveal itself to you. If not this man, specifically- then another.

I really believe that the universe returns to you, exactly what you need, in the time in which you are most ready to receive it. :)

Thanks.....words I really needed to hear tonight! :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:04 AM
And I thank you for the hug. :hatoff:

Nothing means anything if you do for self only. Act for self only, and only YOU are moved. Act for others, giving back what you know, and EVERYONE is moved. :)

What you have gone through is painful, yes, but it is meaningful and real and tangible. The what/where/how/when/why's of it all may be hidden right now, but they will reveal themselves soon.

You are a good human being. You have shown as much with what you have said. In turn, I mean every word I have said to you. I hope you soon will feel a wee bit better. Incoming return....:hug:

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:06 AM
How is everyone? :aplot: :aplot: :devil: :angel: :devil: :angel: :aplot: :aplot:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:09 AM
Uber beings, I can feel it. :angel:

Something cool happened here tonight. It will outlive our time on MTF. :)

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:11 AM
omg, Kelli, im sorry to hear that, i didnt know :hug: :smooch: Te amo, mi amor :kiss:

And reading all this tonight really put some things of mine into perspective

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 06:12 AM
Happy thoughts for everyone. :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:19 AM
omg, Kelli, im sorry to hear that, i didnt know :hug: :smooch: Te amo, mi amor :kiss:

And reading all this tonight really put some things of mine into perspective

What, Jonathan- that I was a cokehead, you mean? No worries. I have been squeaky since 2002. :)

No prob about changing to something lighter. FYI- I think that pro wrestling is fixed. :p

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:21 AM
What, Jonathan- that I was a cokehead, you mean? No worries. I have been squeaky since 2002. :)

No prob about changing to something lighter. FYI- I think that pro wrestling is fixed. :p

:hug:

lets talk about our BSE's :shrug:

Metis
08-07-2007, 06:23 AM
I can't imagine- you are working 16 hour days and all of that. :eek: You need extra Boston Cream Pie to keep you going. :p


:haha: Actually the 16 hr thing was last week. Although the conference is pretty much the same, from morning to late night. At least they are feeding us well :D. Tomorrow I'm taking my computer and watching the matches with one eye and the science with the other :angel: :lol: .

OK time to go to bed. I can hardly keep my eyes open. Goodnight all!


PS. I just visited the rest of the Mr MTF threads. South America should be renamed Mr Teen MTF :lol: I think Europe is my favorite group followed by Misc :D. I'll vote tomorrow...

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:25 AM
I can't do that without putting them into categories. Maybe guys do not need to do that.

BSE- which one? I have a big list. Favorite musician, favorite actor, favorite pro wrestler? I need a direction, otherwise I can't answer. :lol:

I can't just say, okay- it was this dude, and leave it at that. Should have caught me when I was 18. :p

EDIT: Nite Metis- mad luv for you girl! :kiss:

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:30 AM
I can't do that without putting them into categories. Maybe guys do not need to do that.

BSE- which one? I have a big list. Favorite musician, favorite actor, favorite pro wrestler? I need a direction, otherwise I can't answer. :lol:

I can't just say, okay- it was this dude, and leave it at that. Should have caught me when I was 18. :p

EDIT: Nite Metis- mad luv for you girl! :kiss:

Metis :hug: :aplot: Go Fat Dave :D

Ugh, how long is this list? :rolleyes:

Put your best musician, actor, pro wrestler, tennis player, valet, pro basketball player, rap artist, entrepreneur, wingman and MISC lists.

then open a poll :p

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:36 AM
Never touched a tennis player. :angel:

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:38 AM
ok, now out of them, which was the best? :wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:48 AM
Like picking your fave toys? :rolls:

What did he do that was so great? :aplot:

PM if its too graphic for here

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:52 AM
Scotty has a ripped body, he has a (radio edit) and knows how to use it, he likes being told what to do, and can execute perfectly. :aplot:

He never shuts up, kisses before, during and after- and for the cherry on top of this particular cupcake...he has a tongue ring. You do the math. :lick:

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 06:56 AM
Scotty has a ripped body, he has a (radio edit) and knows how to use it, he likes being told what to do, and can execute perfectly. :aplot:

He never shuts up, kisses before, during and after- and for the cherry on top of this particular cupcake...he has a tongue ring. You do the math. :lick:

Oh, well then the answer is clear :devil:

*note to self, learn how to simulate tongue ring...*

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 07:03 AM
Another note to self- learn how to talk. Not just gutter trash, alternative names for body parts. That is GUY talk, not GIRL talk.

Learn to say sexy things. ;)

Scotty was a master of whispering things into my ear. He was a master of confirming that what I was doing felt good to him, and that I needed to continue. COMPLIMENTS.

He'd ask hot questions too- NOT gross ones. Those who know the difference between the two can run the show.

During that time, he was my owner, and my only will was to satisfy his desires, because he made me want to.

If you understand what I am talking about here, you will rule like no other contemporary of yours. Most have absolutely no clue, at all. They THINK they do- but they do not. :)

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 07:10 AM
Another note to self- learn how to talk. Not just gutter trash, alternative names for body parts. That is GUY talk, not GIRL talk.

Learn to say sexy things. ;)

Scotty was a master of whispering things into my ear. He was a master of confirming that what I was doing felt good to him, and that I needed to continue. COMPLIMENTS.

He'd ask hot questions too- NOT gross ones. Those who know the difference between the two can run the show.

During that time, he was my owner, and my only will was to satisfy his desires, because he made me want to.

If you understand what I am talking about here, you will rule like no other contemporary of yours. Most have absolutely no clue, at all. They THINK they do- but they do not. :)

Im hearing things that ive heard before. Ive tried them out, and i need to improve in those areas, but i think im well ahead of the game.

I say things in Spanish :awww:

liptea
08-07-2007, 07:12 AM
oh kelli. i heart your stories. and you make me laugh with the amount of life wisdom that you have given me in the last few weeks.

have you considered writing a book?

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 07:19 AM
oh kelli. i heart your stories. and you make me laugh with the amount of life wisdom that you have given me in the last few weeks.

Aww...:hug: Laugh with me or at me, it's all good.

have you considered writing a book?

See below. :)

No problem- it's about writing a book. Apparently, people read this website or something?! I thought it was a joke at first. I guess this person has been circulating things about my idiotic ramblings about psychology, sex, raw food, porn, and other random stream of consciousness stuff.

This is the third time I have been approached since I have been here....I called his bluff, and checked the references and CALLED the numbers I was given. :eek: They were legit.

We need not talk about it now, but I don't know the first thing about putting a book together. He seems to think that I would have a clue about writing a kind of guide book for women....an amalgam of a bunch of my loopy perspectives. :p

Im hearing things that ive heard before. Ive tried them out, and i need to improve in those areas, but i think im well ahead of the game.

I say things in Spanish :awww:

Why the :awww: face? Spanish is hot ass. What's the problem?

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 07:28 AM
Why the :awww: face? Spanish is hot ass. What's the problem?

Its ok if i shoot a PM to you? :awww:

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 07:38 AM
Why am I the one in the earliest time zone, and I'm always heading to bed earlier than everyone else? :lol:

Mr.Gasquet
08-07-2007, 07:44 AM
I'm gay, and i need a boyfriend! :awww:

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 07:47 AM
kelli, isent it

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 07:48 AM
I'm gay, and i need a boyfriend! :awww:

Hi HD- I'm Kelli. Welcome to the thread. :hatoff:

I regret that I have to leave now, just as you got here- I have an early work day tomorrow.

I hope to see you again. All situations have a fix, I promise you. Do not despair. :hug:

Nite all. :wavey:

EDIT: BD, if you see this- I waited for you even longer, but you were not here. Love you lots girly, miss you too. :kiss:

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 07:58 AM
:hearts::hug::inlove: to all of my pervies :wavey:

Going to bed :awww: exhausted from drama :o

will tell 2morrow.

I have some interesting answers for the BSE questions though :aplot::devil:

nite guys :hug::wavey:

Mr.Gasquet
08-07-2007, 08:01 AM
Why am I the one in the earliest time zone, and I'm always heading to bed earlier than everyone else? :lol:

Hi HD- I'm Kelli. Welcome to the thread. :hatoff:

I regret that I have to leave now, just as you got here- I have an early work day tomorrow.

I hope to see you again. All situations have a fix, I promise you. Do not despair. :hug:

Nite all. :wavey:

EDIT: BD, if you see this- I waited for you even longer, but you were not here. Love you lots girly, miss you too. :kiss:

Hey Kelli.
My name's Brett. Thanks for inviting me to this thread! :hatoff: :D

There is no shame to be single, but i just want a boyfriend! ;)

Mr.Gasquet
08-07-2007, 08:04 AM
Goodnight, Reggie! :kiss:

martine2
08-07-2007, 01:39 PM
How is everyone? :aplot: :aplot: :devil: :angel: :devil: :angel: :aplot: :aplot:

Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! :sobbing: :sobbing:

MS Montreal sucks!!!!!:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Good there still is Mister MTF and this thread to cheer me up....

Aleka
08-07-2007, 03:33 PM
Oh, now I see how it is....heehee...player you are. I like it. :aplot:

:lol: Well, I try :angel: Unfortunately, I'm the 'All talk and no play' type :(
OMG, I had to just for those who don't go to GM- :haha: :haha: :haha:



HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: Jonas :spit: Jamie :rolls: And NO COMMENT, Nole *dead*
Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! :sobbing: :sobbing:

MS Montreal sucks!!!!!:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Good there still is Mister MTF and this thread to cheer me up....
:awww: :hug: :hug:

Sofyaxo
08-07-2007, 04:25 PM
This thread is so freaking funny to just read through. Not because everyone is funny, even though you are, but for other reasons.

I've caught up on everything.

I have a lot to say but it's all kind of useless.

I should be around later.

Aleka
08-07-2007, 04:28 PM
Sof :hug:

I've become too lazy to read back :sad:

Sofyaxo
08-07-2007, 04:32 PM
Sof :hug:

I've become too lazy to read back :sad:

Hey sweetie! :hug:

I was killing time. I didn't read all the posts word for word. I just need something to do till 12. I've got another half hour to go.


Paula Dean about sleeping with a married man. "I was so ashamed about sitting around waiting for someone else's crumbs."

Johnny Groove
08-07-2007, 05:57 PM
Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! :sobbing: :sobbing:

MS Montreal sucks!!!!!:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Good there still is Mister MTF and this thread to cheer me up....

:awww: :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-07-2007, 06:25 PM
to all of my pervies

Going to bed exhausted from drama

will tell 2morrow.

I have some interesting answers for the BSE questions though


I hope the drama isn't serious drama, Reg. :hug:

I look forward to your take on the BSE questions. :aplot:

Hey Kelli.
My name's Brett. Thanks for inviting me to this thread!

There is no shame to be single, but i just want a boyfriend!

Hi Brett- nice to see you here. :wavey:

Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! :sobbing: :sobbing:

MS Montreal sucks!!!!!:bigcry: :bigcry:

Good there still is Mister MTF and this thread to cheer me up....

Aww, Martine- I am so sorry about Willy. I saw the match- that was NOT fun at all. A bagel in the third, up 4-0 in the second. Yipe. :sad:

Extra hugs for you. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Well, I try. Unfortunately, I'm the 'All talk and no play' type.

Safer this way, Aleka. That, and FAR LESS drama. :p Hope you are having a good day. :)

HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! Jonas :spit: Jamie And NO COMMENT, Nole *dead*

He is a regular riot. He's not afraid to laugh at himself, which makes him all the more amusing. :lol:



This thread is so freaking funny to just read through. Not because everyone is funny, even though you are, but for other reasons.

I've caught up on everything.

I have a lot to say but it's all kind of useless.

I should be around later.

:kiss:

See you later, Righty. I am glad the thread makes you laugh, for whatever reason. :devil:

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 07:13 PM
This thread is so freaking funny to just read through. Not because everyone is funny, even though you are, but for other reasons.

I've caught up on everything.

I have a lot to say but it's all kind of useless.

I should be around later.

What you have to say is never useless. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 08:02 PM
:wavey: Morning guys

*goes 3 pages back to catch up*

acoffeygirl
08-07-2007, 08:32 PM
Morning???? :p

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 09:17 PM
:lol: well the SUN is out :lol:

scoobs
08-07-2007, 09:50 PM
I drive the scrubbers crazy.

I do it on the daily.

Jade Fox
08-07-2007, 10:00 PM
Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! :sobbing: :sobbing:

MS Montreal sucks!!!!!:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Good there still is Mister MTF and this thread to cheer me up....

Awwww. :hugs:


It's Tuesday. School starts next week. No fair. :ras:

Although, this picture does crack me up. It's kinda late (I'm only seeing it today) but it seems to me that manwhore Roger wants to jump on the Jankovic/Murray lovetrain.;) :devil:

http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/655/LON119070909_1024x768.jpg

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 10:13 PM
Murray :o

Please see a barber and a denist.....ASAP :help:

and why is his collar up? :lol:

*shakes head* what a mess :lol:

Jade Fox
08-07-2007, 10:20 PM
Murray :o

Please see a barber and a denist.....ASAP :help:

and why is his collar up? :lol:

*shakes head* what a mess :lol:


Well, no one ever said Roger's picky. ;)

I mean, just take a look at one of his most recent flings.

http://www.abc.net.au/tennis/galleries/2007/ausopen/day4/images/09.jpg

scoobs
08-07-2007, 10:23 PM
I can just see that conversation now

Roger: Hey Jamie, Jelena....guys can I be in on all this?

Jelena: Yeah, I don't know...I have enough kissing to do on him already

Jamie: Okay, you can be in it...but you have to let me touch your...trophy. And you need to kiss me all over as well :devil:

Roger: Deal and deal! :angel:

mrserenawilliams
08-07-2007, 10:28 PM
:haha:


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:awww: @ Roger's Federbear pic.....:hearts:

*faints from all of the adorable-ness*