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Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 09:38 PM
:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Please give me the strength to behave like an adult, no matter how difficult. If need be, I shall duct tape my mouth to stop myself from laughing, just for karmic purposes. :haha: Starting...now. :angel:

EDIT: Yes, Chris- I like the play analogy. Spot on. :yeah:

scoobs
08-05-2007, 09:53 PM
Andy was in full-on Diva mode again, especially in the first set. I half expected him to walk off the set until whatever was bugging him was fixed.

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 10:00 PM
Andy was in full-on Diva mode again, especially in the first set. I half expected him to walk off the set until whatever was bugging him was fixed.

He's so funny sometimes. Like the littlest things can bug him and throw his concentration off. He's so over aggressive and just wants to end. It completely shuts of the second he wins or loses. You don't see people lose as well as he does. :lol:

Andy can be a little bitch though. End story.

Johnny Groove
08-05-2007, 10:06 PM
Everyone vote for Reg and me :bounce:

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 10:15 PM
Grinder is hot. :tape::o

scoobs
08-05-2007, 10:17 PM
where is this place i must vote?

"I vote for Reg and Jonathan because they are both super-hot lovahs" :o

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 10:19 PM
You aren't supposed to vote yet...

meenyminymo
08-05-2007, 10:19 PM
I agree about the trophy ceremony. And honestly, we don't get to see Andy holding trophies up that terribly often, not as often as we see Roger holding them, so to cut away from Andy to show a repeat of something on Roger just made me a little pissy.

Kel, what's that drinking post all about?

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 10:20 PM
Look Andy got a nice place to put some flowers. :lol:

http://i19.tinypic.com/4oqny91.jpg

meenyminymo
08-05-2007, 10:23 PM
Yayyy a picture of it! :hearts:

scoobs
08-05-2007, 10:24 PM
What a dull trophy. Still, I think some nice Dianthus caryophyllus and perhaps some rosa rubrifloria and maybe some lupinus polyphyllus would go well in there

Jade Fox
08-05-2007, 10:36 PM
I notice a lot of trophies look like crystal vases. What's up with that? Tennis is a gay enough sport on its own thankyouverymuch.:p ;)

JeNn
08-05-2007, 10:37 PM
I want to fuck Andy :o

scoobs
08-05-2007, 10:38 PM
I want to fuck Andy :o
Get in line. You can hold the vase while I take my turn :devil:

scoobs
08-05-2007, 10:38 PM
I notice a lot of trophies look like crystal vases. What's up with that? Tennis is a gay enough sport on its own thankyouverymuch.:p ;)
Shoulda been something macho like a keg of beer or a jockstrap.

meenyminymo
08-05-2007, 10:40 PM
I want to fuck Andy :o

Jenn! :wavey:
I'm after you.

:lol: A golden jockstrap trophy would be great.

Kel and Sof, are you two getting my pm's?

JeNn
08-05-2007, 10:45 PM
Get in line. You can hold the vase while I take my turn :devil:

I might have to use it as a sex toy :o

Mon :wavey:

scoobs
08-05-2007, 10:46 PM
I might have to use it as a sex toy :o

Mon :wavey:
*giggle*

I might have to stop and watch to see how that works out...

meenyminymo
08-05-2007, 10:47 PM
How are ya Jenn? :)

JeNn
08-05-2007, 10:50 PM
I think it would be painful, Chris :o I mean I like to think I'm not THAT loose ;)

I'm good Mon, very busy as usual, but good. How are you darling?

Jade Fox
08-05-2007, 10:51 PM
Shoulda been something macho like a keg of beer or a jockstrap.

Or a trophy of a nude woman in a sihoulete.:p

And all you Andy groupies just need to wait your turn, since I am first in line.:devil:

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 10:54 PM
:haha:

I think you are all behind Monica he already likes to stare at her boobs.

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 10:59 PM
So little. :lol:

http://i10.tinypic.com/6417n5v.jpg

Jade Fox
08-05-2007, 11:06 PM
Okay fine. Monica's boobs can have him first.:p




This talk of gay trophies just remind me of one of the gayest tennis pics I've ever seen.


http://www.serbiannet.com/galerija/gallery/albums/album04/untitled3.sized.jpg


They're holding hands AND crystal. God I love this sport:lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:09 PM
:kiss:

As of 6:06pm CST, you cannot refer to me as Stinky for purely hygenic reasons. I am once again squeaky. :inlove:

Jenn, if you are still here...:hug: Anytime I repeat the phrase "pin dick" in my head, it makes me laugh. :haha:

EDIT: As for the drinking emoticons, just me being a dickhead. One of the people in the contest took a shot at me once, and a rather nasty one at that. When the proverbial light was turned on, and I saw who the culprit was, you know, by face- I just laughed really, really hard.

Funny how all the monsters lose their power in the light. :p

meenyminymo
08-05-2007, 11:12 PM
I think it would be painful, Chris :o I mean I like to think I'm not THAT loose ;)

I'm good Mon, very busy as usual, but good. How are you darling?

I'm good too, going out to dinner soon. I know how the busy thing goes, but I hope you're having a good time :hug:.

:haha:

I think you are all behind Monica he already likes to stare at her boobs.

:angel: :D


Yay CleanKel! I see, so it wasn't about our least favorite poseur? Good.

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:20 PM
CleanKel?! :haha: Yes, finally. :angel:

Nope, this is a BOY who told me that my lifestyle and my neverending/complete support of the gay community made me disgusting. His words, not mine.

If I were a jerk, I'd out him as a homophobe, but....he's not worth a squirt of jizz as far as I am concerned. ;)

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:21 PM
:kiss:

As of 6:06pm CST, you cannot refer to me as Stinky for purely hygenic reasons. I am once again squeaky. :inlove:

Jenn, if you are still here...:hug: Anytime I repeat the phrase "pin dick" in my head, it makes me laugh. :haha:

EDIT: As for the drinking emoticons, just me being a dickhead. One of the people in the contest took a shot at me once, and a rather nasty one at that. When the proverbial light was turned on, and I saw who the culprit was, you know, by face- I just laughed really, really hard.

Funny how all the monsters lose their power in the light. :p

KELLI :kiss:


"Pin dick" is the best :lol:

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:21 PM
Look Andy got a nice place to put some flowers. :lol:

http://i19.tinypic.com/4oqny91.jpg
:rolls: :hearts: :woohoo: Andy won :banana: *victory dance* :banana:
So little. :lol:

http://i10.tinypic.com/6417n5v.jpg
Dude!!!! How tall is that guy?! :scared: :unsure:

Hey guys :kiss: How's everyone tonight? :D

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:22 PM
I'm good too, going out to dinner soon. I know how the busy thing goes, but I hope you're having a good time :hug:.

I'm having a really good time. PM if you have any more details about your trip to Melbourne :D

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:23 PM
KELLI :kiss:


"Pin dick" is the best :lol:

GAH, MY BEAUTIFUL JENN! :sobbing: :hug:

Still makes me laugh like a crazy fool. I heard you are way busy. Hope all is well with you. :)

:rolls: :hearts: :woohoo: Andy won :banana: *victory dance* :banana:

Dude!!!! How tall is that guy?! :scared: :unsure:

Hey guys :kiss: How's everyone tonight? :D

Aleka! :wavey:

All good here, how are you doing?

BTW, Isner clocks in at about 6'9" I think. Can you believe it?! :eek:

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 11:26 PM
Figures Kelli comes back and I'm getting read to leave. I haven't looked at new PMs I'll answer them tonight. I should be back for fun time. ;)


Isner is so close to two feet taller then me. He just makes Andy looks so little, and nothing about Andy is little.

meenyminymo
08-05-2007, 11:27 PM
Hi Aleka :wavey:

CleanKel?! :haha: Yes, finally. :angel:

Nope, this is a BOY who told me that my lifestyle and my neverending/complete support of the gay community made me disgusting. His words, not mine.

If I were a jerk, I'd out him as a homophobe, but....he's not worth a squirt of jizz as far as I am concerned. ;)

Yes you've been upgraded to clean status.

Oy :retard:. Gotta love the homophobes.

I'm having a really good time. PM if you have any more details about your trip to Melbourne :D

Awesome :D. I'm not sure it's going to work out after all, I'm still pushing for it. Negotiations are happening. If I get to go, I'll def. pm you :)

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:28 PM
GAH, MY BEAUTIFUL JENN! :sobbing: :hug:

Still makes me laugh like a crazy fool. I heard you are way busy. Hope all is well with you. :)


I'm good, but life is a bit boring at the moment. Any exciting stuff in your world? (forgive me for not reading all the 100 pages I missed :p )

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:28 PM
No worries, Sof. I will be here, still recuping, but better smelling. :inlove:

Have fun at dinner.

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:29 PM
Isner is so close to two feet taller then me. He just makes Andy looks so little, and nothing about Andy is little.

Everything is relative. Put Andy naked next to Lleyton or Gato and see if they make him look little :o

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:30 PM
Hi
Awesome :D. I'm not sure it's going to work out after all, I'm still pushing for it. Negotiations are happening. If I get to go, I'll def. pm you :)

:( Oh well, let me know what is happening. I am, happy to give you some more advice if you end up coming here.

Have fun at dinner :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:31 PM
Yes you've been upgraded to clean status.

You bet. Good time for a celebratory dancing banana! :banana:

Oy :retard:. Gotta love the homophobes.

No reason to exist, really, except to harrass people trying to live their lives.

Enjoy the grub time, BD. See you later! :wavey:

I'm good, but life is a bit boring at the moment. Any exciting stuff in your world? (forgive me for not reading all the 100 pages I missed :p )

Oh no worries- most of that was us being our typical selves. Three whole days without a shower, and I finally took one. My life is just one big party right now. :aparty: :p

What has you burning the candle at both ends? Work? Boys? :aplot:

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:34 PM
Aleka! :wavey:

All good here, how are you doing?

BTW, Isner clocks in at about 6'9" I think. Can you believe it?! :eek:
I'm ok :D My back hurts again :( I'm very excited about going to the sea-side with my friends :banana:

:tape: :scared:

Isner is so close to two feet taller then me. He just makes Andy looks so little, and nothing about Andy is little.
:haha: That is some good info :aplot:
Hi Aleka :wavey:
)
Monica :hug:
Everything is relative. Put Andy naked next to Lleyton or Gato and see if they make him look little :o
:spit: :spit:

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:34 PM
Oh no worries- most of that was us being our typical selves. I am recovering from nipple tattooing at the moment. Three whole days without a shower, and I finally took one. My life is just one big party right now. :aparty: :p

What has you burning the candle at both ends? Work? Boys? :aplot:

OOOh nipple tattoo sounds painful. One of my friends got one, but she got it infected :( Atleast u dont stink anymore.

Mainly been work and school keeping me busy. Had a couple of boys, but they are not memorable for good reasons. I don't like guys who talk too much during, especially about irrelevant matters. :o

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:37 PM
Mainly been work and school keeping me busy. Had a couple of boys, but they are not memorable for good reasons. I don't like guys who talk too much during, especially about irrelevant matters. :o

I am telling you- after a certain experience level, diamonds and duct tape are a girls best friends. ;)

Sorry to hear that they didn't do what they were supposed to do.

Sofyaxo
08-05-2007, 11:38 PM
You know Jenn I've seen lleyton in a speedo plenty of times. (not that I ever wanted to :lol) I'm thinking he might have to be the definition of grower not shower.

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:38 PM
Oh no worries- most of that was us being our typical selves. I am recovering from nipple tattooing at the moment. Three whole days without a shower, and I finally took one. My life is just one big party right now. :aparty: :p

What has you burning the candle at both ends? Work? Boys? :aplot:
Yay for the shower :hug: I love showers, :hearts: if I could I'd shower all day :help: the feeling after is so soothing :o

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:39 PM
Sof :haha: :haha:

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:40 PM
This talk of gay trophies just remind me of one of the gayest tennis pics I've ever seen.


http://www.serbiannet.com/galerija/gallery/albums/album04/untitled3.sized.jpg


They're holding hands AND crystal. God I love this sport:lol:

I can't believe I missed this one. RA, you are the best. You and Martine with the pictures. I fucking love this one. :inlove: :aplot:

Best one yet, IMO. :yeah:

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:42 PM
I am telling you- after a certain experience level, diamonds and duct tape are a girls best friends. ;)

Sorry to hear that they didn't do what they were supposed to do.

Well I kind of think if I'm capable of stringing a good sentence together during sex, he is not doing his job.

You know Jenn I've seen lleyton in a speedo plenty of times. (not that I ever wanted to :lol) I'm thinking he might have to be the definition of grower not shower.

Quite possible. I don't know about speedos though. I don't know, but guys seem to find good ways to hide big cocks in them. Tucking and all that. Whatever boys do.

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:42 PM
I didn't mean that as a bad thing :lol: Just like I don't think it's a third leg or anything.

Though I have no first hand experience with that one so who knows.
third leg :haha: :haha: you're killing me :worship:

Jade Fox
08-05-2007, 11:44 PM
You know Jenn I've seen lleyton in a speedo plenty of times. (not that I ever wanted to :lol) I'm thinking he might have to be the definition of grower not shower.

Aren't a lot of men growers? I've heard stories about guys who are small who become huge erect.

Of course from personal experience what I saw was what I got.:rolleyes:


I can't believe I missed this one. RA, you are the best. You and Martine with the pictures. I fucking love this one. :inlove: :aplot:

Best one yet, IMO. :yeah:


Thanks, I live to make you happy Kelli!:worship:

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:46 PM
Well I kind of think if I'm capable of stringing a good sentence together during sex, he is not doing his job.

If you have that kind of time, there is something clearly wrong going on there. :o

Quite possible. I don't know about speedos though. I don't know, but guys seem to find good ways to hide big cocks in them. Tucking and all that. Whatever boys do.

You never know- those are the worst things on the planet in my opinion. I really hate the way speedos look. Unless you are posing in a bodybuilding competition, where you are SUPPOSED to look like a goof, in a way, I don't want to see them. :help:

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:48 PM
Of course from personal experience what I saw was what I got.:rolleyes:

That is terrible to hear, and I am sorry. Worst case I ever had- average, SKINNY, and didn't believe in manscaping in the front OR the back. Needless to say, I didn't revisit. :ignore:

Thanks, I live to make you happy Kelli!:worship:

RA, you are like the Federer of our thread. Writing, pictures, quips, theories, comments, etc- they ALWAYS are top notch. If I don't say so enough, thank you for all you contribute. :hatoff: :hug:

EDIT: Bye Sof, again! :lol:

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:49 PM
I think they all do, jush some a lot more then others. Like I said my favorite guy to play around with seems like nothing when he isn't erect but when he's up its like whoa.


Now stop distracting me. It's not nice to have to tell your date to hold on because you are talking about penises.

:haha:

Have fun

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:51 PM
Bye Sof :hug: Have fun :D

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:56 PM
Opinions of this guy?

Kitty de Sade
08-05-2007, 11:57 PM
I like his face- reminds me of someone....can't place him though. Is he one of yours, Jenn? :devil:

Aleka
08-05-2007, 11:58 PM
Cute :D

JeNn
08-05-2007, 11:59 PM
Best Sex Ever

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:00 AM
So he is your BSE...:yeah:

You still see each other now, or is this a thing of the recent/not so recent past?

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:02 AM
So he is your BSE...:yeah:

You still see each other now, or is this a thing of the recent/not so recent past?

Well he is overseas now. But we will do it again when he comes back. It's 6 months left though.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:04 AM
Six months?! Ugh, you poor thing. No wonder the others are not in a good way with you. :hug:

At least if you worked together or lived close by, it would make it easier. The ones who are NOT a good time will break your front door down- this guy is gone for half a year. Seems like pretty cruel irony. :sobbing:

Aleka
08-06-2007, 12:06 AM
Well he is overseas now. But we will do it again when he comes back. It's 6 months left though.
:awww: that blows :hug:

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:08 AM
Six months?! Ugh, you poor thing. No wonder the others are not in a good way with you. :hug:

At least if you worked together or lived close by, it would make it easier. The ones who are NOT a good time will break your front door down- this guy is gone for half a year. Seems like pretty cruel irony. :sobbing:

It really is. I'm a hard girl to please these days, and he pleases me very much. So many guys are really amateurs :o

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:08 AM
:awww: that blows :hug:

Thanks for the hugs :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:13 AM
It really is. I'm a hard girl to please these days, and he pleases me very much. So many guys are really amateurs :o

The bolded part tells the story of what precipitated my celibacy for years. I just got sick of that. You are not alone, and most of the people in question, could never stop to even entertain the idea that they were doing anything wrong.

I just think that women will never say a word about not being happy, for fear of being left if they are seen as performance critical, so the cycle continues. Guys don't want to hear it, so they can KNOW how things work differently with us.

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 12:15 AM
Opinions of this guy?

Is that in front of the Trevi Fountain in Rome?

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:18 AM
The bolded part tells the story of what precipitated my celibacy for years. I just got sick of that. You are not alone, and most of the people in question, could never stop to even entertain the idea that they were doing anything wrong.

I just think that women will never say a word about not being happy, for fear of being left if they are seen as performance critical, so the cycle continues. Guys don't want to hear it, so they can KNOW how things work differently with us.

The truth hurts. Sometimes I really think guys should just wank and give up on sex. Most of them only care about getting themselves off.

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:19 AM
Is that in front of the Trevi Fountain in Rome?

It is.

Aleka
08-06-2007, 12:19 AM
I'm gonna try going to bed early....earlier :lol: tonight. Have a wonderful evening girls :kiss: :kiss:

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 12:20 AM
It is.

:hearts: I was there last week. :)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:21 AM
The truth hurts. Sometimes I really think guys should just wank and give up on sex. Most of them only care about getting themselves off.

This is just too funny. :haha:

Chris once said that if all you are after is the big O, then a battery operated machine is a gift from heaven.

If, on the other hand, you desire to give pleasure to another, you are fucked and have to deal with it. ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:22 AM
Amber! :wavey:

You slid right by and I didn't see you at first. :lol:

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:23 AM
:hearts: I was there last week. :)

So was he :eek:

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:24 AM
This is just too funny. :haha:

Chris once said that if all you are after is the big O, then a battery operated machine is a gift from heaven.

If, on the other hand, you desire to give pleasure to another, you are fucked and have to deal with it. ;)

Well the worst part is that most guys like to think they are giving pleasure, even when the truth is far from it :shrug:

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 12:26 AM
Amber! :wavey:

You slid right by and I didn't see you at first. :lol:
Hi! :hug: Glad you could get all nice and showered!
So was he :eek:

How funny. I was only in Rome for a day, and was only at the fountain for a few minutes on Friday night. That is kinda crazy!

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 12:28 AM
This is just too funny. :haha:

Chris once said that if all you are after is the big O, then a battery operated machine is a gift from heaven.

If, on the other hand, you desire to give pleasure to another, you are fucked and have to deal with it. ;)


And that is why I'm screwed figuratively speaking. I'm a giver by nature, provided that the man asks nicely. That's really the only way sex can be enjoyable for me is if we are BOTH loving it.

Of course Jenn's rant about how selfish guys can be is the main reason why I'm very picky.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:28 AM
Well the worst part is that most guys like to think they are giving pleasure, even when the truth is far from it :shrug:

You know I couldn't agree with you more on this one. I just wish ONE of the two would have the stones to step up and say so.

I do, on an individual level, but the stories I hear from women who are too afraid to ensure their own pleasure scares me.

It's like- well I do such and such, or I put with doing this and this, not because I like it or it feels good, but because HE likes it. If I don't do it, he will go somewhere else. All such an icky dance.

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:31 AM
It's like- well I do such and such, or I put with doing this and this, not because I like it or it feels good, but because HE likes it. If I don't do it, he will go somewhere else. All such an icky dance.

Too common. But this is a form of co-dependency. Women really dont think enough of themselves.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:31 AM
Hi! :hug: Glad you could get all nice and showered!

Good grief, I am sure you could smell me from beyond the computer screen. :help: :p

All good, thank you. :)

How are you doing, Amber? Better? Same? Earlier today you seemed to be a bit blue. :awww:

And that is why I'm screwed figuratively speaking. I'm a giver by nature, provided that the man asks nicely. That's really the only way sex can be enjoyable for me is if we are BOTH loving it.

Of course Jenn's rant about how selfish guys can be is the main reason why I'm very picky.

Maybe there is a way to draw good people to you, who will LISTEN, RA. You know the type who may not have all the answers, but will work alongside you to make things happen.

I have run into that a number of times. They are the ones who say, "What do you like to do? I will do anything..."

My favorite line...I will do anything for you. :aplot:

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 12:33 AM
You know I couldn't agree with you more on this one. I just wish ONE of the two would have the stones to step up and say so.

I do, on an individual level, but the stories I hear from women who are too afraid to ensure their own pleasure scares me.

It's like- well I do such and such, or I put with doing this and this, not because I like it or it feels good, but because HE likes it. If I don't do it, he will go somewhere else. All such an icky dance.

Too common. But this is a form of co-dependency. Women really dont think enough of themselves.



Well most women aren't raised to think of themselves. Most of us are taught to put everyone's needs ahead of our own, and not just when it comes to sex. Sad really.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 12:36 AM
Well most women aren't raised to think of themselves. Most of us are taught to put everyone's needs ahead of our own, and not just when it comes to sex. Sad really.

Wow, everyone is in genius mode today. :hatoff:

I have to leave for a bit. Will return later. :wavey:

Jenn, I am guessing that you will not be here later- this stupid time thing and all. :ras:

Have wonderful rest of the day- Always a pleasure to see you. :smooch:

Jade Fox
08-06-2007, 12:38 AM
Maybe there is a way to draw good people to you, who will LISTEN, RA. You know the type who may not have all the answers, but will work alongside you to make things happen.

I have run into that a number of times. They are the ones who say, "What do you like to do? I will do anything..."

My favorite line...I will do anything for you. :aplot:


Yeah that's what I'm definitely about. There's so many selfish punks out there. It's probably why I remained a virgin until I was 22.

Or it could've been my perpetual dorkiness. :p

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 12:39 AM
Good grief, I am sure you could smell me from beyond the computer screen. :help: :p

All good, thank you. :)

How are you doing, Amber? Better? Same? Earlier today you seemed to be a bit blue. :awww:

I'll be ok. I think maybe deep down I knew the relationship wasn't going to work out. Or at least I'm telling myself that now to try to make myself feel better. Ending something with someone you love is tough...obviously. He just isn't in a place in his life for a relationship - those are his words, but if I'm truly being honest, he is right. He's gone through a lot in the last 6 months in regards to relapsing with some stuff - and he needs to get healthy. He is on that road and I had hoped I could be on it with him, but I guess it isn't to be.

JeNn
08-06-2007, 12:53 AM
Wow, everyone is in genius mode today. :hatoff:

I have to leave for a bit. Will return later. :wavey:

Jenn, I am guessing that you will not be here later- this stupid time thing and all. :ras:

Have wonderful rest of the day- Always a pleasure to see you. :smooch:


Bye Kell, I am off now too :wavey:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 02:35 AM
Ok, I've been gone ALL day, and missed like 2.5 pages :awww:

so, instead of replying to ALL of them :lol: (which I was tempted to do :lol: )

here are some highlights:

OF COURSE I had to show you love Kells with our story :hug:

Glad everyone enjoyed it :lol:

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Jenn = :hearts::inlove: BSE is VERY nice :yeah:

and :ras: some guys care about more than just getting off :aplot:

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:o SOF! :rolleyes::bs:

:tape: UGH, I guess I'll save my penis talk for later :lol:

wildegirl05
08-06-2007, 03:07 AM
hi everyone! :wavey:

i'm one of those quiet pervs who abound in these parts but i'm breaking my silence to poll the pervs tonight. since you guys seem to be uber knowledgeable, what should a girl do if:

a) she wants to perv on roger/rafa/andy/marat/tommy/mardy et al at the u.s. open
b) she's in grad school and at best can only take one monday off to head up to the nyc (so fri eve, sat, sun,mon possibly)
c) she's willing to pay for scalped tickets but wants to get the most bang for her buck ;)

ideally i would like to catch some practice sessions, watch some matches and wrap it all up in one day. i'm thinking the best weekend for me in the 3rd round weekend (aug 31 - sep 3rd) but open to others if you guys recommend it. any suggestions on dates/times/stadiums/sessions/stalking-tips would be very much appreciated!

danke in advance :)

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:09 AM
Reg what did I do? :awww:

Don't kill my buzz.


Wildegirl we don't stalk players. :yeah:
If you want to see all those guys though I'd recommend getting there first or second round, getting a grounds pass showing up early and staying all day.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 03:14 AM
:lol: nothing, you just left and told us to halt the penis talk :lol:

you know I love you, Sof :awww::hearts:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:16 AM
:wavey:

Reg, it's hilarious that your sig reads "Waffle House." :p

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 03:17 AM
:lol: I literally almost peed my pants when I read that :lol::haha::spit:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 03:19 AM
How is everyone this Sunday night? :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:19 AM
:lol: nothing, you just left and told us to halt the penis talk :lol:

you know I love you, Sof :awww::hearts:

I adore you too sweetie. :hug: :kiss:

I just didn't want to miss any of the goodness. Though my date asked who's penises I was talking about and nearly peed himself laughing when I said Lleyton Hewitt. :rolleyes:

I'm on such a buzz though I completely had a good night I love kissing and just making out and groping and I got that for over an hour then some amazing mouth action in other areas :hearts: It was just what I needed.

I will have thoughts on men's inability to please women after I'm done with PMs.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:20 AM
As long as you know that if was ME who started that. You know I have a copyright for that.

All good, thank you. :hatoff:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 03:20 AM
How is everyone this Sunday night? :wavey:
good my fellow Mr. MTF contestant :yeah:

I voted for ya, and I saw your vote for me :awww::hug:

---------------

Thanks everyone :hug:
I adore you too sweetie. :hug: :kiss:

I just didn't want to miss any of the goodness. Though my date asked who's penises I was talking about and nearly peed himself laughing when I said Lleyton Hewitt. :rolleyes:

I'm on such a buzz though I completely had a good night I love kissing and just making out and groping and I got that for over an hour then some amazing mouth action in other areas :hearts: It was just what I needed.

I will have thoughts on men's inability to please women after I'm done with PMs.
A good kisser is Sometimes ALWAYS better than bad sex :tape:

:lol: and it's ok :hug: I would wanna miss the pee-pee talk either :lol:

As long as you know that if was ME who started that. You know I have a copyright for that.

All good, thank you. :hatoff:

JUST GENIUS! PURE GENIUS :lol:

did you see this one too? Another gem from last night :hearts:
Inspired by Kells (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5795599&postcount=12258)

wildegirl05
08-06-2007, 03:21 AM
Wildegirl we don't stalk players. :yeah:
If you want to see all those guys though I'd recommend getting there first or second round, getting a grounds pass showing up early and staying all day.

Thanks Sof! No,I know you don't stalk players but I want to. By stalk I mean take tons of piccies and squee :p So you think day session tickets rather than evening session? I've never been before :o

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:23 AM
Day if you are looking to see as many people as you can. It can also get some really good matches between lower ranked players if you wanted to see some tennis as well.

wildegirl05
08-06-2007, 03:27 AM
Sof, thanks for the advice! You are the best :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:29 AM
JUST GENIUS! PURE GENIUS :lol:

did you see this one too? Another gem from last night :hearts:
Inspired by Kells (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5795599&postcount=12258)

:haha: :hatoff:

I try to be of service in any way that I can. I am glad that you liked that one.

Best of luck in the contest, btw. You know I voted for you. :inlove:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 03:30 AM
good my fellow Mr. MTF contestant :yeah:

I voted for ya, and I saw your vote for me :awww::hug:

:hug: I noticed everyone here voted for us 2 except SOMEONE :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p

did you see this one too? Another gem from last night :hearts:
Inspired by Kells (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5795599&postcount=12258)

:spit: I didnt even see that :rolls:

But, definitely not :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:33 AM
A good kisser is Sometimes ALWAYS better than bad sex :tape:

:lol: and it's ok :hug: I would wanna miss the pee-pee talk either :lol:


He's a fantastic lay. I just don't want to have anything more then some oral sex with him right now. This boy tends to complicate my happy little life having sex with Pancakes. There is a bunch more history there too. :o

He's an amazing kisser though. Not as good as this other guy (who needs a good nickname). I haven't just laid around and made out for a really long time. It's fun. With him it was more fun because we'd talk and joke then kiss some more lots of laughing and making out and touching. Then some really good oral. Also second to he who needs a nickname. :lol:

Yeah that's three different guys for anyone trying to count. Judge all you want thread stalkers. I'm having lots of fun and great sex.:)

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:34 AM
:hug: I noticed everyone here voted for us 2 except SOMEONE :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p


He was really hot. One vote I did with my heart and the other with my head. If I was a man head would mean dick. ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:38 AM
Oh boy, what would a day be like without some kind of drama. People wouldn't know what to do with themselves. ;)

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 03:39 AM
I try to be of service in any way that I can. I am glad that you liked that one.

Best of luck in the contest, btw. You know I voted for you.

yeah, I saw that :awww::hearts::hug:

:hug: I noticed everyone here voted for us 2 except SOMEONE :rolleyes: :p

:lol::hug: you're in first anyway :p :angel::lol: I need ALL the help I can get :lol:, but I'm just happy I'm not last :lol:

:spit: I didnt even see that :rolls:

But, definitely not :lol:

:lol::aplot: you SURE :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:41 AM
Oh boy, what would a day be like without some kind of drama. People wouldn't know what to do with themselves. ;)

:ras:

I'm a magnet or not as great of a person as I thought I was. This honesty stuff sucks sometimes.

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 03:47 AM
He was really hot. One vote I did with my heart and the other with my head. If I was a man head would mean dick. ;)

Yeah, thanks anyway. I thought we were siblings :rolleyes:

:lol::hug: you're in first anyway :p :angel::lol: I need ALL the help I can get :lol:, but I'm just happy I'm not last :lol:

You have double digit votes :rocker2:

:lol::aplot: you SURE :lol:

Bro, If I made a sex tape, it would be worth watching :aplot:

:ras:

I'm a magnet or not as great of a person as I thought I was. This honesty stuff sucks sometimes.

So NOW it all comes out :rolleyes: Now I know who you really are :rolleyes: :p

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:49 AM
Well it would be icky to think my brother was hot. :p And I did think the two I voted for are attractive.


Who am I really Jonathan. Enlighten me. :) :p

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:49 AM
:ras:

I'm a magnet or not as great of a person as I thought I was. This honesty stuff sucks sometimes.

Ya know, sometimes it is really difficult to be good. I agree with this quote,
It is not funny anymore. I want peace in my life, and intend to keep it that way from now on. I am working on my temper- I plan to be the winner in August. :rocker:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 03:55 AM
It's completely easier to BS people and say what they want. No hurt feelings.

I hate that though. No lies are good lies. It all comes back to you in the end.

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 03:55 AM
Yeah that's three different guys for anyone trying to count. Judge all you want thread stalkers. I'm having lots of fun and great sex.:)

Family trait of sleeping around while not in a relationship with anyone :lol:

Well it would be icky to think my brother was hot. :p And I did think the two I voted for are attractive.


Who am I really Jonathan. Enlighten me. :) :p

You are really a mean spiritied bitch that thinks only of herself and her own perverse, occasionally hawt, and obsessively teaseworthy self. :rolleyes:

Known to lie about votes, cheat friends, and steal boyfriends. :rolleyes:

What a bitch. Qué una puta :rolleyes:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 03:57 AM
You have double digit votes :rocker2:
not yet :lol:


Bro, If I made a sex tape, it would be worth watching :aplot:

*PMing address :aplot::lol: NOT :tape: I think that's still illegal until November :tape::unsure::scared::bolt:

And I did think the two I voted for are attractive.

:awww::hearts::hug: You know how I feel about you.

just in case you don't....I ADORE you :hearts::aplot:

It is not funny anymore. I want peace in my life, and intend to keep it that way from now on. I am working on my temper- I plan to be the winner in August. :rocker:
Agreed! Here, here! I'm tired of :o people around me.
*breaks out broom to sweep out :unsure: people around me*

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:58 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I can't get into it. I wish to live my life with meaning and purpose. That is what separates me from the masses. :angel:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 03:59 AM
Isner makes it to Reg's siggy! :smoke:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:00 AM
not yet :lol:

Well, im not winning, so we're even :p


*PMing address :aplot::lol: NOT :tape: I think that's still illegal until November :tape::unsure::scared::bolt:

You dont know how many times I've heard that :tape:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I can't get into it. I wish to live my life with meaning and purpose. That is what separates me from the masses. :angel:

What a tease :p

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:01 AM
You're like a broken record with the same comment constantly. What did I do this time to earn it in your mind? :shrug:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:03 AM
You're like a broken record with the same comment constantly. What did I do this time to earn it in your mind? :shrug:

oh, im an idiot, I quoted the wrong post :smash: :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:03 AM
You are really a mean spiritied bitch that thinks only of herself and her own perverse, occasionally hawt, and obsessively teaseworthy self. :rolleyes:

Known to lie about votes, cheat friends, and steal boyfriends. :rolleyes:

What a bitch. Qué una puta :rolleyes:

I can't tell if you are kidding or not :lol: I'd go with the first part, but not the second. I'm not to big on lies, cheating or stealing. :P



:awww::hearts::hug: You know how I feel about you.

just in case you don't....I ADORE you :hearts::aplot:


Oh I know Reg. Ohhhhh I know. :kiss:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:04 AM
You're like a broken record with the same comment constantly. What did I do this time to earn it in your mind? :shrug:


Me or Crackbaby? :unsure::confused:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:08 AM
I can't tell if you are kidding or not :lol: I'd go with the first part, but not the second. I'm not to big on lies, cheating or stealing. :P

:smooch:

Me or Crackbaby? :unsure::confused:

Im pretty sure me, but crackbaby lives up to his name because he quoted the wrong post :smash:

I meant to quote one of Reg's posts and say that, but now looking back, I read something that wasnt really there :rolls:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:08 AM
oh, im an idiot, I quoted the wrong post :smash: :lol:

It's okay- I am used to that from you by now. :lol:

Me or Crackbaby? :unsure::confused:

Crackbaby was talking to me, but it turns out he quoted the wrong post. I don't know who he was talking about- I don't think HE knows either. :p

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:09 AM
:smooch:


Not kidding, but I'd take back the second part if I were you. :armed: I hate liars. I love my friends, and I don't need to steal men. ;)

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:11 AM
Not kidding, but I'd take back the second part if I were you. :armed: I hate liars. I love my friends, and I don't need to steal men. ;)

It was in jest, mi amor :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:11 AM
Men CANNOT be stolen. Whoever started that malarkey has no understanding of the human psyche, even at the most base level. :)

EDIT: Pinche verga, puta madre. :fiery: I give up. :sobbing: 139....how is that even possible?!

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:11 AM
:awww:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:12 AM
Men CANNOT be stolen. Whoever started that malarkey has no understanding of the human psyche, even at the most base level. :)

For my own personal reasons I would love for you to elaborate on that. :)

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:14 AM
EDIT: Pinche verga, puta madre. :fiery: I give up. :sobbing: 139....how is that even possible?!

Are you talking about Gaudio's ranking? :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:16 AM
Gladly. :hatoff:

The notion that men are incapable of chosing their own actions is ludicrous. If a man is happy in a relationship, there is nothing you can do to make him stray. He strays because he wishes to do so.

You may flirt with him, or whatever, but you cannot control the actions of another person. That is utter malarkey, and one of the things I dislike a great deal when I hear women say it.

If you are involved with a guy who is fucking other people behind your back, the answer to your little conundrum is an easy one- HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU. :)

Women will get the blame for man stealing. Hogwash. The fault, if there is any, lies solely upon the shoulders of the man.

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:17 AM
Gladly. :hatoff:

The notion that men are incapable of chosing their own actions is ludicrous. If a man is happy in a relationship, there is nothing you can do to make him stray. He strays because he wishes to do so.

You may flirt with him, or whatever, but you cannot control the actions of another person. That is utter malarkey, and one of the things I dislike a great deal when I hear women say it.

If you are involved with a guy who is fucking other people behind your back, the answer to your little conundrum is an easy one- HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU. :)

Women will get the blame for man stealing. Hogwash. The fault, if there is any, lies solely upon the shoulders of the man.

I agree I just knew you would say it much better then I could. :)

Makes me feel much better about my situation with one guy. Who needs a name like Pancakes. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:18 AM
Are you talking about Gaudio's ranking? :awww:

Sí mi amor- estoy muy triste de esto. :sad:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:21 AM
Sí mi amor- estoy muy triste de esto. :sad:

awww, mi amor :hug: pero, pero, es peor que piensas :awww:

He is at 151 :hug: Look at my siggie

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:21 AM
Sí mi amor- estoy muy triste de esto. :sad:

:hug:

Hey can we talk Russian not Spanish, maybe German? I'm not perfect with the Spanish. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:22 AM
I agree I just knew you would say it much better then I could. :)

Makes me feel much better about my situation with one guy. Who needs a name like Pancakes. :lol:

I realize that I am going to take a lot of heat for this- I care not. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:23 AM
Judge all you want thread stalkers. I'm having lots of fun and great sex.:)

I'm not a lurker, but I judge you :o :rolleyes:
























































I need some tips :awww::wavey::lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:23 AM
awww, mi amor :hug: pero, pero, es peor que piensas :awww:

He is at 151 :hug: Look at my siggie

Me falta las palabras. :sobbing:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:25 AM
Crackbaby was talking to me, but it turns out he quoted the wrong post. I don't know who he was talking about- I don't think HE knows either. :p

oh :lol: well that's nothing new :lol: :drink::lol:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:29 AM
Me falta las palabras. :sobbing:

Las palabras es "Vamos Gaston en San Marino", mi amor :kiss: I mean, ¿Él no puede perder en un desafiador, puede él? :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:29 AM
I forgot about Spanish. Bygones, Sof. I will stick to English. :hatoff:

I can't even talk about the fact that Gaudio is ranked well outside the top 100. It's inexplicable to me. Sad, and wrong. You know I hate things that I have no control over. ;)

liptea
08-06-2007, 04:30 AM
Gladly. :hatoff:

The notion that men are incapable of chosing their own actions is ludicrous. If a man is happy in a relationship, there is nothing you can do to make him stray. He strays because he wishes to do so.

You may flirt with him, or whatever, but you cannot control the actions of another person. That is utter malarkey, and one of the things I dislike a great deal when I hear women say it.

If you are involved with a guy who is fucking other people behind your back, the answer to your little conundrum is an easy one- HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU. :)

Women will get the blame for man stealing. Hogwash. The fault, if there is any, lies solely upon the shoulders of the man.

do you think a man's heart and his sexual drive are really that connected?

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:30 AM
I realize that I am going to take a lot of heat for this- I care not. :)

You are not responsible for anything, Sof. He is there of his own accord. He is a grown man, who chooses to spend time with you, plain and simple. For you to be on the receiving end of any dirty looks, vitriol, or criticism is not only mean spirited, it's just plain WRONG.

He is not a baby- he is well over the age of consent. If he didn't want to, he wouldn't. All relationships are OPEN to whatever degree the people involved want it to be. To be blind to it is not very smart. :)

I agree with you, you know that. Others not so much.

He is not married and he has a voice he can say no. I never start it either. He comes to ME with those intentions. It's his choice. When women blame other women it's so they don't have to think of themselves as not enough. So they build the other girl up to be something evil that clearly seduced and brain washed her man.

With him I have never been anything but myself. I didn't make any first moves on him while he's been with her. I hardly feel bad, and I've forgot why he's still in that relationship to being with when he so obviously needs out of it.

I'm not a lurker, but I judge you :o :rolleyes:

I need some tips :awww::wavey::lol:

Moment of panic! :lol:

Tips? I don't think I have any. I've just known the guys forever. We click. That's all.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:31 AM
yeah, I was like, :unsure: can we continue this in French? :lol:

me + spanish = no bueno :lol::tape:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:31 AM
oh :lol: well that's nothing new :lol: :drink::lol:

Arrêter avec les plaisanteries potables, je même ne suis pas bu ce soir :rolls: At least, not yet :lol:

Oui, je parle francais aussi ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:32 AM
Las palabras es "Vamos Gaston en San Marino", mi amor :kiss: I mean, ¿Él no puede perder en un desafiador, puede él? :awww:

I promised Sof I would speak English. :lol:

If he DOES, I will have to make a pitcher of stiff martinis. No questions. I won't know what to say after that.

BTW, am I a Gatotard? What exactly makes you a tard in this place? :scratch:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:33 AM
do you think a man's heart and his sexual drive are really that connected?

Going to butt in.

If a man was completely happy where he was with his heart and his head then he would have no reason to look other places.

Connection between sex and heart....

If a couple has bad sex they will not stay a couple it starts fights and causes stress on a relationship. You begin to resent and dislike the other person. They are very connect for men and women.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:34 AM
Moment of panic! :lol:

Tips? I don't think I have any. I've just known the guys forever. We click. That's all.

PUHLEASE :lol::hug: I could NEVER judge you

if anyone should get judged it's me. :lol:

I committed the CARDINAL bi-sexual sin :o, I dated siblings. I dumped him for his sister :tape: ( :shrug: she was better in bed :lol: )

I dated brothers too :unsure:, and I broke up a couple, but that one's complicated :lol:

:angel: I'm really a nice guy I promise :lol::scared:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:34 AM
Arrêter avec les plaisanteries potables, je même ne suis pas bu ce soir :rolls: At least, not yet :lol:

Oui, je parle francais aussi ;)

FRENCH!

I can totally start talking to myself in Russin if I have to.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:35 AM
do you think a man's heart and his sexual drive are really that connected?

I do not believe that the two are remotely connected at all. I was talking about actions, not feelings. A man will not DO what he doesn't want to do.

He could be indifferent about the girl he is dating, but won't fuck a chick he is not attracted to, irrespective of his gf.

I agree with you, you know that. Others not so much.

He is not married and he has a voice he can say no. I never start it either. He comes to ME with those intentions. It's his choice. When women blame other women it's so they don't have to think of themselves as not enough. So they build the other girl up to be something evil that clearly seduced and brain washed her man.

With him I have never been anything but myself. I didn't make any first moves on him while he's been with her. I hardly feel bad, and I've forgot why he's still in that relationship to being with when he so obviously needs out of it.

I am not the least bit surprised by any of this. Even if I did not know it to be true, there is no doubt in my mind that he solicits and chases YOU.

I'd like to think that I am at least deserving of partial credit here, as well. :devil:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:36 AM
PUHLEASE :lol::hug: I could NEVER judge you

if anyone should get judged it's me. :lol:

I committed the CARDINAL bi-sexual sin :o, I dated siblings. I dumped him for his sister :tape: ( :shrug: she was better in bed :lol: )

I dated brothers too :unsure:, and I broke up a couple, but that one's complicated :lol:

:angel: I'm really a nice guy I promise :lol::scared:

:haha: Love it Reggie.

I've been with brothers, of a good friend of mine. Kind of avoid the whole family now. Makes the holidays awkward.:o

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:36 AM
Reg, siblings? :o

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:38 AM
Going to butt in.

If a man was completely happy where he was with his heart and his head then he would have no reason to look other places.

Connection between sex and heart....

If a couple has bad sex they will not stay a couple it starts fights and causes stress on a relationship. You begin to resent and dislike the other person. They are very connect for men and women.


:worship: you said it! :yeah:

Time for my video imput
Very Funny and Enlightening (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdGJxI6LrX4&mode=related&search=)
VFaE2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4-nIP3LHXM&mode=related&search=)
VFaE3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOiYx0_e7c&mode=related&search=)
VFaE4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TWt6tORnQ8)
VFaE5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5tNTZ5WE0U)
VFaE6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A&mode=related&search=)
VRaE7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCpDIM7GWU)
VFaE8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWLjR8jkOVM)
VFaE9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9GqQU6kgI&mode=related&search=)

WARING! DO NOT drink anything while you're watching these :lol::spit::haha:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:38 AM
I am not the least bit surprised by any of this. Even if I did not know it to be true, there is no doubt in my mind that he solicits and chases YOU.

I'd like to think that I am at least deserving of partial credit here, as well. :devil:

Are we talking about the new owner of an article of my clothing. Or the guy with the girlfriend. Because I'm talking about the guy with the girlfriend.

Though you do get credit wit the other guy.

:sobbing: I need to come up with names.

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:42 AM
yeah, I was like, :unsure: can we continue this in French? :lol:

me + spanish = no bueno :lol::tape:

You know that no bueno is spanish, right :rolls:

I promised Sof I would speak English. :lol:

If he DOES, I will have to make a pitcher of stiff martinis. No questions. I won't know what to say after that.

BTW, am I a Gatotard? What exactly makes you a tard in this place? :scratch:

I dunno, hes not even a seed in the challenger, and he got a last second WC :tape:

Yes, you would qualify as a Gatotard :wavey:

If a couple has bad sex they will not stay a couple it starts fights and causes stress on a relationship. You begin to resent and dislike the other person. They are very connect for men and women.

On the flip side, a couple that has great sex can be a connector, when all other things indicate that they shouldnt be within a mile of each other

FRENCH!

I can totally start talking to myself in Russin if I have to.

Je pense francais, you didnt think i did, did you? ;)

Reg, siblings? :o

I thought I was bad, having fucked every member of a band years back. You win. :haha:

Wow, you two are real sluts :rolls: I thought i was earning my stripes, but you guys are like tigers to my USA flag :rolls:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:42 AM
:haha: Love it Reggie.

I've been with brothers, of a good friend of mine. Kind of avoid the whole family now. Makes the holidays awkward.:o

SERIOUSLY :lol:, and it's REALLY hard, because even though I broke 2 of her kids' hearts, their mom LOVES me, and sends me birthday presents and christmas cards EVERY year, and it's like "Oh, I'm sorry Mrs. Gordon, I can't come over, my family has a lot of stuff planned." :tape:

FRENCH!

I can totally start talking to myself in Russin if I have to.

Russin? :scratch: is that like Russian? :p

Well I might not be fluent, but I'm sure I'm better @ it that Sharapova :spit::haha:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:43 AM
:worship: you said it! :yeah:

Time for my video imput

WARING! DO NOT drink anything while you're watching these :lol::spit::haha:

:haha: :haha: OMFG, REG- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS?!!!!

:spit: :sobbing:

Are we talking about the new owner of an article of my clothing. Or the guy with the girlfriend. Because I'm talking about the guy with the girlfriend.

Though you do get credit wit the other guy.

:sobbing: I need to come up with names.

Either one- what I said applies in both cases. :)

We will come up with names, no worries.

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:45 AM
SERIOUSLY :lol:, and it's REALLY hard, because even though I broke 2 of her kids' hearts, their mom LOVES me, and sends me birthday presents and christmas cards EVERY year, and it's like "Oh, I'm sorry Mrs. Gordon, I can't come over, my family has a lot of stuff planned." :tape:



Russin? :scratch: is that like Russian? :p

Well I might not be fluent, but I'm sure I'm better @ it that Sharapova :spit::haha:

:haha: yes they are really close. :lol:

Yeah we have HUGE lavish parties around Christmas and though I'm a Jweish family we hold a big party for Christmas at my house and there whole family comes. I avoid them the whole time at all parties.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:46 AM
:haha: :haha: OMFG, REG- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS?!!!!

:spit: :sobbing:

:worship: Alexyss K. Tylor OMG! I LUCKING FOVE HER! :hearts::inlove: I was :sobbing: when I heard the "Pussy Police" line :hysteric::haha:


Either one- what I said applies in both cases. :)

We will come up with names, no worries.

:wavey: I'm enlisting my services :lol::yeah:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:48 AM
have you watched Alexyss?! :aplot:

In the words of Nike, Just do it :lol:

It'll solve all of you man problems :lol::haha:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:49 AM
:wavey: I'm enlisting my services :lol::yeah:

I need two nicknames. Like I have Pancakes. I'd use there names, but I can't. :o

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:49 AM
Ugh, no- that was a terrible thing I did. :sobbing:

It was a time when I was called a Ho, and I deserved it. :help:

There are lines that you do not cross. I crossed it- Bad Kitty, Bad, BAD, BAD Kitty. :ignore:

I was only 18 though, so I was kind of still in my unapologetic idiot phase. :p

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:50 AM
omg, this woman is a legend :rolls:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:51 AM
I GOT ONE!

The single one....JUICY. :lick:

I used to call an ex of mine that, because he was ample in certain areas, and I just wanted to bite him. :devil:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:51 AM
Ugh, no- that was a terrible thing I did. :sobbing:

It was a time when I was called a Ho, and I deserved it. :help:

There are lines that you do not cross. I crossed it- Bad Kitty, Bad, BAD, BAD Kitty. :ignore:

I was only 18 though, so I was kind of still in my unapologetic idiot phase. :p

Fucking awesome, i have another year :rocker2:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:52 AM
Ugh, no- that was a terrible thing I did. :sobbing:

It was a time when I was called a Ho, and I deserved it. :help:

There are lines that you do not cross. I crossed it- Bad Kitty, Bad, BAD, BAD Kitty. :ignore:

I was only 18 though, so I was kind of still in my unapologetic idiot phase. :p
me 2 :awww: I was young(er) and horny/stupid :awww:

I was caught up in my own "PENIS POWER" :spit::haha:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:53 AM
I GOT ONE!

The single one....JUICY. :lick:

I used to call an ex of mine that, because he was ample in certain areas, and I just wanted to bite him. :devil:

Juicy? hummm. I like but for which one. The one from today or the other one?

God I feel like I'm taking in code. :o

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:54 AM
Juicy? hummm. I like but for which one. The one from today or the other one?

God I feel like I'm taking in code. :o

The one who needed to have an attitude adjustment that I helped with. :)

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:55 AM
omg, this woman is a legend :rolls:

Fucking awesome, i have another year :rocker2:

me 2 :awww: I was young(er) and horny/stupid :awww:

I was caught up in my own "PENIS POWER" :spit::haha:

It's just not cool, looking back on it. If you are known in certain circles the way that I am, STILL to this day, people will label you. :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:56 AM
The one who needed to have an attitude adjustment that I helped with. :)

Yep :yeah: That's what I was thinking just wrote it in a PM to you as well.

Now we just need one for the other.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:56 AM
Great- I love a challenge....thinking.....

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 04:57 AM
.....still thinking.....:devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 04:57 AM
:awww: I'm not really good @ this :lol: all the ones I can think of are SUPER corny :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:57 AM
It's just not cool, looking back on it. If you are known in certain circles the way that I am, STILL to this day, people will label you. :lol:

:awww:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 04:59 AM
Call him Long Schlong Silver :shrug:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 04:59 AM
If you are going to have multiple partners, at the same time you need to be good about it. Careful even. You can't just go out and sleep with everyone without thinking.

You get a bad name not to mention medial issues.

Lucky for me I sleep with guys that I know are getting blood tests.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:00 AM
what about Picnic? :shrug:

(I'm thinking about the one that you walk and talk w/ :shrug: unless you already found one for him)

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:01 AM
Juicy is my date from tonight. It works so well for him too :lol:
Then Pancakes who you all know I mention.


The other is my best sex ever, amazing man all around. So cute and charming yet powerful and focused. :lick:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:03 AM
oh, well I think Picnic TOTALLY works :aplot::lol:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:04 AM
Juicy is my date from tonight. It works so well for him too :lol:
Then Pancakes who you all know I mention.


The other is my best sex ever, amazing man all around. So cute and charming yet powerful and focused. :lick:

Crack baby would be an appropriate name

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:07 AM
Bad Kitty did good I think- the one I sent is really hot....hope Sof will likey. :lick:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:08 AM
Jonathan, oh Jonathan. :haha:

He doesn't get drunk and type the wrong way on the computer.

You have a few years till you can catch up to him.

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:10 AM
Bad Kitty did good I think- the one I sent is really hot....hope Sof will likey. :lick:

Bad Kitty reminds me of my niece.

There is a cat that comes around her house that she named bad kitty. We were talking about webkinz (online stuffed animal thing) and she wants a black cat that is coming out for halloween and I told her to name it Rufus like my black cat and she was like NO IT'S BAD KITTY!

Nothing like a four year old talking to you like you are retarded.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:12 AM
:haha:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:12 AM
Jonathan, oh Jonathan. :haha:

He doesn't get drunk and type the wrong way on the computer.

You have a few years till you can catch up to him.

That is merely a side-effect ;)

And that only happened once, geez, its not like it happens every night :rolleyes:

How about Rafelo? :p

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:13 AM
:spit: I can't comment on that without getting myself into trouble. WAY to close to Rafa, who's sex skills don't get a nickname.


E.
Pancakes, Juicy and E.

Remember this everyone. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:15 AM
Nadal makes any woman with half a clue dry up like the Sahara. Unless he starts taking notes from Moya like, YESTERDAY...he is in trouble. :awww: :p

EDIT: FUCK, I am dead. Metis shows up, EXACTLY when I make my one and only crack about Nadal today. :sobbing:

EDIT Part Deux: Hiya Metis! How are things with you? :angel:

Metis
08-06-2007, 05:15 AM
Arrêter avec les plaisanteries potables, je même ne suis pas bu ce soir :rolls: At least, not yet :lol:

Oui, je parle francais aussi ;)



Je pense francais, you didnt think i did, did you? ;)


:lol: Jonathan, you need some more lessons I'm afraid :p.


:worship: you said it! :yeah:

Time for my video imput
Very Funny and Enlightening (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdGJxI6LrX4&mode=related&search=)
VFaE2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4-nIP3LHXM&mode=related&search=)
VFaE3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOiYx0_e7c&mode=related&search=)
VFaE4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TWt6tORnQ8)
VFaE5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5tNTZ5WE0U)
VFaE6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A&mode=related&search=)
VRaE7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCpDIM7GWU)
VFaE8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWLjR8jkOVM)
VFaE9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9GqQU6kgI&mode=related&search=)

WARING! DO NOT drink anything while you're watching these :lol::spit::haha:

OMG!!! :haha: Much ado about nothing (a.k.a. the penis)?

"I have masters degrees in being played by men." :spit:

The poor mother's facial expressions are priceless. :haha:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:15 AM
:yeah:

...but what about Picnic :awww:? :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:16 AM
:spit: I can't comment on that without getting myself into trouble. WAY to close to Rafa, who's sex skills don't get a nickname.


E.
Pancakes, Juicy and E.

Remember this everyone. :lol:

I was going for the male version of Rafela, who's sexual skills are well above average :aplot:

What does the E stand for? Ecstasy?

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:17 AM
:lol: Jonathan, you need some more lessons I'm afraid :p.

Its all Greek to me :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:18 AM
What does the E stand for? Ecstasy?

Oh yeah, baby, you bet. That is exactly what it means. :aplot:

Good call. :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:18 AM
:yeah:

...but what about Picnic :awww:? :lol:

I actually liked that, but the explanation behind E just goes so well.

I'm sure I'll have use for Picnic in the future. :haha: :kiss:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:19 AM
Oh yeah, baby, you bet. That is exactly what it means. :aplot:

Good call. :yeah:

Vamos *hi 5 and ass slaps to each other*

That deserves a :drink:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:19 AM
I was going for the male version of Rafela, who's sexual skills are well above average :aplot:

What does the E stand for? Ecstasy?

Jonathan. You know how I feel about that whole situation. Don't get me started.

Yep. I've been referring to him as drug sex. It's perfect.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:21 AM
OMG!!! :haha: Much ado about nothing (a.k.a. the penis)?

"I have masters degrees in being played by men." :spit:

The poor mother's facial expressions are priceless. :haha:

DEAD @ all 9 videos :lol:

I forgot the best one though :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdCpDIM7GWU

-------------------

Kells, I re-acid tripped :wavey:

Myspace love for ya :hug::smooch:

--------------------

ok Sof *sniffles* :unsure:

:p

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:21 AM
Jonathan. You know how I feel about that whole situation. Don't get me started.

Yep. I've been referring to him as drug sex. It's perfect.

Hey, I havent referenced her in at least a week, I get a pass :p

Drug sex? Vamos :drink:

As for picnic, save it for the guy that gives AWEsOME head. Like he's at a picnic :o

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:22 AM
Nadal makes any woman with half a clue dry up like the Sahara. Unless he starts taking notes from Moya like, YESTERDAY...he is in trouble. :awww: :p

:unsure: JUST women, or should I be concerned too :unsure:, because I think, for what I'd need, he should be ok right? :aplot::devil:

---------

OH, Metis :wavey:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=107410

Vote for me and Crackbaby :wavey::hug::lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:24 AM
Reg, you are on the front of my page, AGAIN. I am so sorry that we have to keep doing this shit. I wasn't even going to ask anyone anymore because it has to be so annoying for them.

I thank you for being my pal again. :hug:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:26 AM
Like you were saying w/ Crackbaby about the whole broken record thing, I'm sure this has got to be annoying to keep hearing OVER and OVER, but.....



















ANYTHING FOR YOU KELLS :hug:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:26 AM
oh, you need to get all your friends again? okay, i sent mine :wavey:

Also, kelli, your music on your page almost made me :sad:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:27 AM
I miss being on your front page. But I don't miss myspace. I just liked seeing my picture there. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:27 AM
Vamos *hi 5 and ass slaps to each other*

That deserves a :drink:

Oh yeah? Before or after you made that crack about white girls having NO ass? :fiery: :p




:unsure: JUST women, or should I be concerned too :unsure:, because I think, for what I'd need, he should be ok right? :aplot::devil:

Is Metis here still? :unsure: :devil:

If you want a toss that will last all of 30 seconds, then yes, Nadal is your man, Reg. :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:29 AM
So I'm interested to see if the boy can do any better at all.

I think I'm going to look into this. Not personally, but I'm going to look into it.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:30 AM
Like you were saying w/ Crackbaby about the whole broken record thing, I'm sure this has got to be annoying to keep hearing OVER and OVER, but.....



















ANYTHING FOR YOU KELLS :hug:

:sobbing: My Reg....I love you so. :hug:

oh, you need to get all your friends again? okay, i sent mine :wavey:

Also, kelli, your music on your page almost made me :sad:

Le disgusted sigh...yes, mi amor- everyone was all wiped out. I just didn't ask people again, because I don't want to annoy them. :)

How come the music made you sad? :awww:

I miss being on your front page. But I don't miss myspace. I just liked seeing my picture there. :lol:

I am sorry to see you go- I totally understand about not wanting to be there. It can be more trouble than it is worth. :p

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:32 AM
OMC I totally got hooked up with the plane situation for tomorrow. :sobbing: I'm going to be comfortable and be able to lay down and sleep.

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:33 AM
I miss being on your front page. But I don't miss myspace. I just liked seeing my picture there. :lol:

you're still on mine :wavey:

edit: :unsure: I KNEW someone was missing :lol::haha:

So I'm interested to see if the boy can do any better at all. I think I'm going to look into this. Not personally, but I'm going to look into it. (112,610 views, 12,554 replies)

*salutes* Enlisting for duty :wavey:

now THAT'S something I CAN do :devil::p

oh, you need to get all your friends again? okay, i sent mine :wavey:

You're not on mine :awww:


If you want a toss that will last all of 30 seconds, then yes, Nadal is your man, Reg. :yeah:

30 SECONDS?!?!?!

OH HELL NO!

To steal a phrase from the MIA Chris:

It's taken me longer than that to PICK OUT a condom :o :rolleyes:

He needs some coaching.

*ugh* packs up teaching materials.

Someone's gotta do it :shrug::p:devil:

Metis
08-06-2007, 05:34 AM
Nadal makes any woman with half a clue dry up like the Sahara. Unless he starts taking notes from Moya like, YESTERDAY...he is in trouble. :awww: :p

EDIT: FUCK, I am dead. Metis shows up, EXACTLY when I make my one and only crack about Nadal today. :sobbing:

EDIT Part Deux: Hiya Metis! How are things with you? :angel:

:haha: No worries. I don't care about Nadal's abilities in the sack anyway :shrug:. I am not planning to sleep with him and even if I wanted to, I would prefer to ...take him for a test drive myself and derive my own conclusions, instead of relying on rumors :ras:.


Its all Greek to me :shrug:

You mean you wish you could speak Greek as well as French. Not exactly the same degree of difficulty you know :p.



OH, Metis :wavey:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=107410

Vote for me and Crackbaby :wavey::hug::lol:

I'll get to it right away and then back to work!

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:36 AM
you're still on mine :wavey:

edit: :unsure: I KNEW someone was missing :lol::haha:


Yeah I deleted it....

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:37 AM
Metis...incoming...:hug:

Jonathan, you are on my Myspace. Can you not see me? :)

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:37 AM
Oh yeah? Before or after you made that crack about white girls having NO ass? :fiery: :p

I said white, not Italian ;)

Please give me the strength to keep my mouth shut. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE- if I behave, let me get this job at the Chamber of Commerce tomorrow. I promise to be good. I will let this opportunity pass right by without incident. :angel:

Mi amor, why do you always do that? Just say it :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:39 AM
I said white, not Italian ;)

oooooooooooooooo what a save! :p

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:42 AM
Because if I out this particular player who I WITNESSED going down on my friend, in Cincy as I sat in a tacky orange hotel room chair, because he's a freak who let me WATCH....I will get into trouble.

I have had my fill of trouble for the day. :devil:

This is fun because I normally always know what you are talking about. :lol:


You know Kelli it is easy to avoid issues with calling players out. Nicknames seem to work well. :) :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:42 AM
oooooooooooooooo what a save! :p

haven't you SEEN "The Wedding Planner" :lol:

All Italian girls have ass like J-Lo :aplot:


Because if I out this particular player who I WITNESSED going down on my friend, in Cincy as I sat in a tacky orange hotel room chair, because he's a freak who let me WATCH....I will get into trouble.

I have had my fill of trouble for the day. :devil:

the phrase, "Do the right thing" :aplot: springs to mind ( :secret: I'll be waiting ;))

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:42 AM
Le disgusted sigh...yes, mi amor- everyone was all wiped out. I just didn't ask people again, because I don't want to annoy them. :)

How come the music made you sad? :awww:

I dunno why. Its just something I talked with Ni...liptea about. Whenever i hear sad sounding music, i always think of.....her :awww: NOT Rafela

You're not on mine :awww:

*Gets to work*

You mean you wish you could speak Greek as well as French. Not exactly the same degree of difficulty you know :p.

I hear Greek is a sexy language, another one i coud use in the....act :aplot:

Metis...incoming...:hug:

Jonathan, you are on my Myspace. Can you not see me? :)

I see you :bigclap:

Now i clicked on it and im :sad: again w/ the music

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:43 AM
You know Kelli it is easy to avoid issues with calling players out. Nicknames seem to work well. :) :devil:

I think nicknames were INVENTED for situations like these :devil:

and yours of course ;) :aplot:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:45 AM
HEY :wavey: How are you?

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:45 AM
oooooooooooooooo what a save! :p

I master in close calls ;) :kiss:

But on the subject, ive just seen WAAAAAAAAAYYYY too many white girls strut around in shorts that emphasize their asses, when in reality, there is NOTHING there :BARF:

Because if I out this particular player who I WITNESSED going down on my friend, in Cincy as I sat in a tacky orange hotel room chair, because he's a freak who let me WATCH....I will get into trouble.

I have had my fill of trouble for the day. :devil:

oh, okay























:drink:
haven't you SEEN "The Wedding Planner" :lol:

All Italian girls have ass like J-Lo :aplot:

The thing about JLO is that, i mean, she set the standard, but now shes just not. She used to be Jenny from the block, now she is Jenny WHOS BEEN AROUND the block :o :o :o

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:45 AM
Man, most days the guys just fall onto your lap (like, literally :devil: ), and other days, it's like they've all gone everywhere but into your bed. :mad:

Hi. :D :wavey:

There needs to be a massive clinging hug smilie for me to use when you come in this :hug: is just not enough.

Metis
08-06-2007, 05:47 AM
OK. I did my duty as a good MTF citizen and registered member of the perv party (well those 2 deserve it anyway).
Hmmm... the perv political party. What animal would be our emblem I wonder?


I said white, not Italian ;)


You said what about white women's asses? :speakles: I take back my vote :armed:.


Metis...incoming...:hug:

Jonathan, you are on my Myspace. Can you not see me? :)

Kelli! :hug: right back at you.



Because if I out this particular player who I WITNESSED going down on my friend, in Cincy as I sat in a tacky orange hotel room chair, because he's a freak who let me WATCH....I will get into trouble.

I have had my fill of trouble for the day. :devil:

:o :o :o Suddenly I don't feel sleepy any more. :lol:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 05:49 AM
SO many pages to catch up on :sobbing:

J!! :hug:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:50 AM
I think nicknames were INVENTED for situations like these :devil:

and yours of course ;) :aplot:

Naturally.

Because I'd never need nicknames in the place of players. :lol: :haha::o

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:50 AM
OK. I did my duty as a good MTF citizen and registered member of the perv party (well those 2 deserve it anyway).
Hmmm... the perv political party. What animal would be our emblem I wonder?

A cat, a Gato, if you will ;)

You said what about white women's asses? :speakles: I take back my vote :armed:.

I said white, not Greek :kiss:
Will you spank me? :angel:

And JT, i forgot to thank you for a rep a while back :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:51 AM
Alright, everyone is here! :D

J- good to see you, you little saucy minx. Hope you are well. :kiss:

BD! :hug:

Metis...I figured you'd be up with that comment. Wait for the pm, and the identity of said hot ass bitch, although you have to know who it is. :devil:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 05:54 AM
meenyminy Mon! :hearts: :hug:



You make me so happy when I see your name and a shiny new post beside it :inlove: :hearts:


Reg - I've been meaning to tell you I'm honored to be in your sig and I'd rep you for it if I could :kiss:


CleanKel! :smooch: I know who you're talking about, I feel so in the loop :lol:

Everyone else gets :hug: too because I'm just in that kind of mood. Basically I was given alcohol. Yeah.

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 05:54 AM
Sheesh...leave for a couple hours to see a movie and the place explodes. :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 05:55 AM
meenyminy Mon! :hearts: :hug:

Hey Metis, no worries. :hug: I've been on so sporadically lately that I haven't thanked anyone for anything. :o I deserve a spanking. *eyes Jonathan* :devil:

:rolls:

:D I am well (a little too well tonight, methinks :devil: ), hope you are too. :hug:

That means hes :drink: :drink: Vamos Crack baby 2 :rocker2:

Also, Mon, i havent given you one of these for a long time :smooch: :hug:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 05:56 AM
Amber what movie did you see?

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:56 AM
:D I am well (a little too well tonight, methinks :devil: ), hope you are too. :hug:

Well, thank you. You can never be too well. Whatever is at the root of your devil emoticon, it's a good thing. :aplot:

CleanKel! :smooch: I know who you're talking about, I feel so in the loop :lol:

:hug:


EDIT: AMBER! :wavey:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 05:57 AM
The thing about JLO is that, i mean, she set the standard, but now shes just not. She used to be Jenny from the block, now she is Jenny WHOS BEEN AROUND the block :o :o :o

:spit::dead::faint:

Good! :D Tired as hell but still awake. :mad: You? :D

Good, kinda tired too though :lol:, but this thread is like coffee :lol:

I need to give you the Mr. MTF speech: *ahem*
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=107410
Vote for me and Crackbaby :wavey::bounce::hug::lol:

SO many pages to catch up on :sobbing:

:hug: but they're SO worth it :lol:

Metis...I figured you'd be up with that comment. Wait for the pm, and the identity of said hot ass bitch, although you have to know who it is. :devil:

:awww: *makes pouty face*

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 05:58 AM
Also, Mon, i havent given you one of these for a long time :smooch: :hug:

It's been too long :hug: :kiss:



:hug:

I know you know who I witnessed give my friend that special kind of a kiss. He looked me straight in the eyes when he did it. :lick:

Well I didn't know that little detail :eek: :worship:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 05:58 AM
:D I am well (a little too well tonight, methinks :devil: ), hope you are too. :hug:
No such thing. :)

Sheesh...leave for a couple hours to see a movie and the place explodes. :lol:

HI AMBER! I missed you the first time around. :hug: I want to say that you are a sweetheart that last post you made before leaving proved how caring you are. That's a very good thing.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 05:59 AM
Is it possible to have a nice contest without bullshit? People are now complaining because friends are voting for friends. :rolleyes:

I wonder if this would be an issue if Jonathan had no votes. I find that very interesting/ironic. There is always a problem with someone who needs a hobby, more viable than that of complaining. :ras:

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 05:59 AM
Amber what movie did you see?
Bourne Ultimatum. I liked it quite a lot.

Well, thank you. You can never be too well. Whatever is at the root of your devil emoticon, it's a good thing. :aplot:



:hug:

I know you know who I witnessed give my friend that special kind of a kiss. He looked me straight in the eyes when he did it. :lick:

EDIT: AMBER! :wavey:

:wavey: I responded to question about my state of being a few pages back. I'm better now having spent two hours watching Matt Damon kick ass on the big screen!

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 06:01 AM
:lol: I have no stomach for booze! I'm in a :aplot: mood, that's all. :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:

But vamos and venga nonetheless! :dance:

I know that feeeling :aplot:

It's been too long :hug: :kiss:

:hug:

Is it possible to have a nice contest without bullshit? People are now complaining because friends are voting for friends. :rolleyes:

I wonder if this would be an issue if Jonathan had no votes. I find that very interesting/ironic. There is always a problem with someone who needs a hobby, more viable than that of complaining. :ras:

And its only the first day, too :rolleyes:

But another lightning rod of conroversy, luckily, im used to it ;)

EDIT: Also, im loving this packed house :D

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 06:01 AM
Ooooh Amber I really want to see that. Glad you liked it! Matt is :hearts:

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 06:02 AM
No such thing. :)



HI AMBER! I missed you the first time around. :hug: I want to say that you are a sweetheart that last post you made before leaving proved how caring you are. That's a very good thing.
Thanks! :hug:

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 06:03 AM
Reg - I've been meaning to tell you I'm honored to be in your sig and I'd rep you for it if I could :kiss:

:spit: it's the LEAST I can do, I really almost peed my pants when I read that :lol: 20000 Witty Points for that one :yeah::lol:

Sheesh...leave for a couple hours to see a movie and the place explodes. :lol:
What'd you see?

---------

I forgot to tell everyone that I saw the new Harry Potter movie last night, but I haven't read any of the books/seen the other movies and :

:eek::worship: I'm SO hooked now :lol:

:unsure: I was SO hoping I could avoid getting caught up, but :drool: it was SO good

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 06:03 AM
Thanks! :hug:

I only speak the truth. :kiss:

Metis
08-06-2007, 06:04 AM
I hear Greek is a sexy language, another one i coud use in the....act :aplot:


Well I don't know. It's my mother tongue so I cannot really tell how it sounds to others :shrug:. I think any language can sound sexy when the right person is whispering in your ear. ;) But I guess if I had to choose I would pick French (followed by Italian and Spanish).


Man, most days the guys just fall onto your lap (like, literally :devil: ), and other days, it's like they've all gone everywhere but into your bed. :mad:

Hi. :D :wavey:

You're a lucky guy if that happens to you on most days :lol:


I master in close calls ;) :kiss:

But on the subject, ive just seen WAAAAAAAAAYYYY too many white girls strut around in shorts that emphasize their asses, when in reality, there is NOTHING there :BARF:


Obviously you haven't travelled enough :p. In any case white girls are definitely not the worst. I have nothing against Asian girls but I would have to say they are not very lucky in the ass and breast department.


A cat, a Gato, if you will ;)

I said white, not Greek :kiss:
Will you spank me? :angel:


I will spank you mercilessly :lol: :devil:

The cat is fine as a perv symbol because he tends to sleep around a lot but unfortunately he is not very well endowed :tape: (not talking about El Gato of course :) ) Maybe the hippo would be a better choice ;).

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 06:05 AM
I voted for Jonathan, Reg, Sjengster, and Sol. :dance: Mr. Sun God was a lot cuter before his hair went all 1980s, though. :awww:

You can only vote for 2, man :lol:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 06:06 AM
:spit: it's the LEAST I can do, I really almost peed my pants when I read that :lol: 20000 Witty Points for that one :yeah::lol:


:hatoff: We need to do that again sometime. Such fun!


I forgot to tell everyone that I saw the new Harry Potter movie last night, but I haven't read any of the books/seen the other movies and :

:eek::worship: I'm SO hooked now :lol:

:unsure: I was SO hoping I could avoid getting caught up, but :drool: it was SO good

I LOVE HARRY POTTER. PM if you ever feel like discussing.

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 06:10 AM
Well I don't know. It's my mother tongue so I cannot really tell how it sounds to others :shrug:. I think any language can sound sexy when the right person is whispering in your ear. ;) But I guess if I had to choose I would pick French (followed by Italian and Spanish).

I will always be partial to spanish :hearts:

But im trying to be multi-dimensional in my sex talking in diff. languages :rolls:

Obviously you haven't travelled enough :p. In any case white girls are definitely not the worst. I have nothing against Asian girls but I would have to say they are not very lucky in the ass and breast department.

Gotta agree with you there, but since there arent many asians here, i can't comment completely, also ive never been with an asian lady :awww:

I will spank you mercilessly :lol: :devil:

:lick:

The cat is fine as a perv symbol because he tends to sleep around a lot but unfortunately he is not very well endowed :tape: (not talking about El Gato of course :) ) Maybe the hippo would be a better choice ;).

:rolls:

or a duck?

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 06:10 AM
Well I don't know. It's my mother tongue so I cannot really tell how it sounds to others :shrug:. I think any language can sound sexy when the right person is whispering in your ear. ;) But I guess if I had to choose I would pick French (followed by Italian and Spanish).

I will always be partial to spanish :hearts:

But im trying to be multi-dimensional in my sex talking in diff. languages :rolls:

Obviously you haven't travelled enough :p. In any case white girls are definitely not the worst. I have nothing against Asian girls but I would have to say they are not very lucky in the ass and breast department.

Gotta agree with you there, but since there arent many asians here, i can't comment completely, also ive never been with an asian lady :awww:

I will spank you mercilessly :lol: :devil:

:lick:

The cat is fine as a perv symbol because he tends to sleep around a lot but unfortunately he is not very well endowed :tape: (not talking about El Gato of course :) ) Maybe the hippo would be a better choice ;).

:rolls:

or a duck?

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 06:10 AM
Is it possible to have a nice contest without bullshit? People are now complaining because friends are voting for friends. :rolleyes:

I wonder if this would be an issue if Jonathan had no votes. I find that very interesting/ironic. There is always a problem with someone who needs a hobby, more viable than that of complaining. :ras:

who's complaining? :o Like seriously? Do we even win anything? :lol:

Bourne Ultimatum. I liked it quite a lot.

I'm better now having spent two hours watching Matt Damon kick ass on the big screen!
THAT MOVIE WAS SOFAKING AWESOME :rocker::rocker2:

:unsure: and I'm not even a big Matty D fan :shrug:

EDIT: Also, im loving this packed house :D

ME 2 :bounce::hug:

I voted for Jonathan, Reg, Sjengster, and Sol.

:hug: thanks kiddo :hug:
:dance: Mr. Sun God was a lot cuter before his hair went all 1980s, though. :awww:

Couldn't agree more :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 06:12 AM
Well I didn't know that little detail :eek: :worship:




:wavey: I responded to question about my state of being a few pages back. I'm better now having spent two hours watching Matt Damon kick ass on the big screen!

:hug:

I am glad you feel a little better now. You know that there are people looking out for you here, even if it is in our goofy virtual world. :)

And its only the first day, too :rolleyes:

But another lightning rod of conroversy, luckily, im used to it ;)

I just think it is really hypocritical. If it were going a different way, we wouldn't hear about it.

I won't address it or respond, but I think it is no bueno. Usual suspects though, I shouldn't be suprised that your fan club is on the rampage.

I told you one of them said I was disgusting in my support of all things gay. Wow- a record. Being called disgusting and that I have the morals of a maggot all in the same day! :rocker2:

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 06:15 AM
The cat is fine as a perv symbol because he tends to sleep around a lot but unfortunately he is not very well endowed :tape: (not talking about El Gato of course :) ) Maybe the hippo would be a better choice ;).


:haha: So fucking good...I love it. A Gato dick crack is always a crowd pleaser. :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 06:16 AM
And I agree with your sexy language choices. I would add Catalan though, plus Arabic and Russian. :aplot:




I'm here for all dirty talk in Russian. Though I'm not sure if it would do a thing for you J. :lol:

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 06:17 AM
MTF is imploding on me :lol:

I was sure that I told you as much. Oh yeah- we were deadlocked for a second, because he stopped right at the Y. I was practically falling out of that tacky chair wondering....dude, why the fuck did you slow to a stop?!

He just smiled at me then, waiting for me to blink, then he stuck out his tongue and got to work. He's good people like that. :)


*fans self* Jeeeesus. What a showstopper that one is. I get the feeling he's done that before :lol:.

What I'm wondering is why he couldn't afford a hotel room with a better chair :p

acoffeygirl
08-06-2007, 06:18 AM
I am glad you feel a little better now. You know that there are people looking out for you here, even if it is in our goofy virtual world. :)

Thanks...sometimes it is just nice to have some place to let it all hang out. :)

OK...It has been a long weekend and I have a feeling,it will be a long week. I'm off to sleep. Night all! :wavey: :hug:

Johnny Groove
08-06-2007, 06:18 AM
I just think it is really hypocritical. If it were going a different way, we wouldn't hear about it.

I won't address it or respond, but I think it is no bueno. Usual suspects though, I shouldn't be suprised that your fan club is on the rampage.

I told you one of them said I was disgusting in my support of all things gay. Wow- a record. Being called disgusting and that I have the morals of a maggot all in the same day! :rocker2:

You see my comment? Just to show how dumb it really is. Im also #6 on that guy's biggest loser list in his siggie :bounce:

:spit: Oops. :tape: Maybe I AM drunk today! :rocker2:

VAOmos :drink:

:haha: So fucking good...I love it. A Gato dick crack is always a crowd pleaser. :yeah:

Or maybe the gray moya pic should be the mascot?

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 06:19 AM
Night Amber.

Kitty de Sade
08-06-2007, 06:24 AM
Thanks...sometimes it is just nice to have some place to let it all hang out. :)

OK...It has been a long weekend and I have a feeling,it will be a long week. I'm off to sleep. Night all! :wavey: :hug:

Night Amber, see you soon! :kiss:

Or maybe the gray moya pic should be the mascot?

So many ways that this is a good idea, I can't even count them. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-06-2007, 06:25 AM
another vote for the Naked Carlos pic :yeah:

PM love for my favorite future NorCal resident :hearts:

Metis
08-06-2007, 06:28 AM
meenyminy Mon! :hearts: :hug:

Hey Metis, no worries. :hug: I've been on so sporadically lately that I haven't thanked anyone for anything. :o I deserve a spanking. *eyes Jonathan* :devil:

Good! 2 birds with one stone :D. I'm getting the whip ready. One for you and one for Jonathan, one for you and one for... well you get my drift.


Bourne Ultimatum. I liked it quite a lot.


I heard it's great. I've seen the previous 2.


I voted for Jonathan, Reg, Sjengster, and Sol. :dance: Mr. Sun God was a lot cuter before his hair went all 1980s, though. :awww:

:spit: Vote disqualified! J'torian :smash: Good to have you back though :hug:.


:haha: So fucking good...I love it. A Gato dick crack is always a crowd pleaser. :yeah:

No PM for me? :awww: I feel like this, so close yet not able to drink:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/30/lolcatsdotcommp6gmv9maopp9mcg.jpg



I'm here for all dirty talk in Russian. Though I'm not sure if it would do a thing for you J. :lol:

It would if you could teach Tommy how to say a few things... :D

Sofyaxo
08-06-2007, 06:30 AM
Moya picture or the Andy's ass hanging out one. They both get a lot of play around here.

meenyminymo
08-06-2007, 06:32 AM
We can have both, pleases both sides of the spectrum.

He is a pornstar, no question. I swear he was born that way. There is no way to teach someone what he did in that room. NO way. :devil:

I wouldn't give a toss if I had to sit on the floor. If I can see that happen again at some point, I will be there with my videocamera. :lick:


Practice I assume ;). Though he may be born with some skills, a genetic predisposition for awesome sex? :lol: Once we find the gene for that the world will be our playground ladies.

Of course, how could you pass up that opportunity? Even I wouldn't miss that show.