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Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:39 AM
They also make my cock spew cum

Not the proper place for that, regardless of your intoxication level.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:40 AM
EDIT: Seth is very amazing with his skills.

I just love that guy. He is so talented, and so nice. He genuinely loves women, and is so wonderful to work with. :inlove:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 04:41 AM
BTW- check out Seth's latest: :eek:

http://a196.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_355c52ef0004b9c2db340251179f3493.png

Very good job there, im a sucker for blue eyes. Shes a beauty as well

_pyromatic
07-31-2007, 04:41 AM
I'm fine with it as long as I get to have a couple hot young boy toys of my own when I'm old and decrepit. :)

On the subject of Marat: He played a set with Haas at Washington when I was there. Frustrated the fuck out of me because it was so obvious that he was better than Haas but he kept getting pissed and fucking up. :rolleyes: Some guys behind me were talking about how he'd thrown his racket and broken a chair the day before. :lol:

Hellooooo Carlos :kiss:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 04:41 AM
Not the proper place for that, regardless of your intoxication level.

yheah, i should delete it

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:43 AM
Here is a piece of Seth's orignal artwork: :inlove:

This will be a tattoo for someone he works with. :)

http://a480.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_0bf81fefe9dde133a067220cf9b89be7.jpg

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 04:44 AM
So I read the last page and gather that Jonathan is drunk? Awesome.

How is everyone else?

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 04:45 AM
So I read the last page and gather that Jonathan is drunk? Awesome.

How is everyone else?

:lol:

I shave my moustache off :bounce:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:46 AM
BD! :wavey:

How goes the plans for the upcoming event? How is the beautiful dress?

I was wondering what you were doing with your hair also...:)

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 04:48 AM
Wow.

Back to ten again. This time in my head. :)


HI MONICA. :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:48 AM
One more of his actual body work, right after completion: :inlove:

http://a470.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_df6f80627b9ec892887b96035675ffb5.jpg

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 04:51 AM
Very pretty, not my style but it looks wonderful. :)

I like the faerie with the Celtic symbol.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:53 AM
That is EXACTLY what it is. You know your tattoos as well. Bueno. :hatoff:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 04:53 AM
Hi ladies and drunky!

I'm too lazy to multiquote so bear with me :lol:

Jonathan - you shaved the moustache? Andy particular reason, or you just wanted to look less like a 70's porn star? ;)

EDIT: OMG I wrote Andy :o :o

Kel - the plans for the wedding are: stop being sick so I can work out, find a good shrug to go over the dress, get shoes, and figure out what to do with the hair. I'm going to try straightening it, since I haven't for a while and it's gotten really long.

Sof - HI! :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:54 AM
Rose tat for a client of his:

http://a104.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_e2e9383074efc3a982a2340df5c8ddf7.jpg

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:55 AM
EDIT: OMG I wrote Andy :o :o

:eek: Please explain this, even if you have to in a pm.

Kel - the plans for the wedding are: stop being sick so I can work out, find a good shrug to go over the dress, get shoes, and figure out what to do with the hair. I'm going to try straightening it, since I haven't for a while and it's gotten really long.

Oh how beautiful, BD. Long straight hair is awesome...not that I am biased or anything. :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 04:56 AM
That is EXACTLY what it is. You know your tattoos as well. Bueno. :hatoff:

It was the triple goddess? I thought so. Then I googled and was like um no, then it was, there is a few ways to show it.

Does he do the tattoos or just the drawings.


Time out Monica, you wrote Andy. Like a letter or like a story?

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:57 AM
Last one of his collection that I have- a butterfly. :inlove:

http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_7f22cb375c935e779f18ca1ea7614165.jpg

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:02 AM
I'm catching up on old posts. I like the butterfly a lot, I've always loved butterflies.

thanks :hug: just a combination of a nasty head cold and cough and jetlag.

Aww feel better soon! :hug: You, me and Sof are sick. Big bummer. :awww:


Time out Monica, you wrote Andy. Like a letter or like a story?

:eek: Please explain this, even if you have to in a pm.


:lol: No no, look at the post I wrote it in. I meant to type "any particular reason" and instead I typed "Andy particular reason". I went back and read it and put in that Edit. Freudian slip, I guess :o


Oh how beautiful, BD. Long straight hair is awesome...not that I am biased or anything. :lol:

Yeah, it's so curly naturally it's out of control. My hair could pwn Diana Ross's. But I'll try the straight look. Maybe I'll even try it tonight and see.

I also need to tan.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:02 AM
Very good job there, im a sucker for blue eyes. Shes a beauty as well

I don't know her, but I love the picture. She said that she was not happy with it at first, although I have no clue why. Meh, chicks. :rolleyes: :p

It was the triple goddess? I thought so. Then I googled and was like um no, then it was, there is a few ways to show it.

Does he do the tattoos or just the drawings.

He is the designer AND the technician. Amazing man, and I am so lucky to have met him. I consider working with him to be a priviledge, rather than the other way around, as he told me. He's a sweet talker. ;)

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:04 AM
So yes he does do the tattoos as well?

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:05 AM
:lol: No no, look at the post I wrote it in. I meant to type "any particular reason" and instead I typed "Andy particular reason". I went back and read it and put in that Edit. Freudian slip, I guess :o

:haha: I totally missed that.

Tan skin is always gorge, btw. I agree with you- I have a tan all year long, otherwise I look like Casper. :o :help:

EDIT: Yes, Sof- Seth does the tattooing himself, in addition to making the drawings. :)

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:08 AM
:haha: I totally missed that.

Tan skin is always gorge, btw. I agree with you- I have a tan all year long, otherwise I look like Casper. :o :help:

EDIT: Yes, Sof- Seth does the tattooing himself, in addition to making the drawings. :)

Something against us pale people Kelli? :( :p

I'm just making sure I was clear on the drawing and tattoo thing :) My brain should start failing me more and more soon. :lol:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:10 AM
I've never even seen a Waffle House before. And I lived in Texas for years. Maybe I'm blind.

I will occasion IHOP though, maybe once a year. Just so I can dine with the retirees.

Bye Tangy! :wavey:

:haha: I totally missed that.

Tan skin is always gorge, btw. I agree with you- I have a tan all year long, otherwise I look like Casper. :o :help:


I love being tan through every season, serious perk of genetically tan skin. I feel pale in the winter, but in comparison with everyone else I'm positively glowing :cool: :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:11 AM
I gotta tell you: when I drove to North Carolina I was totally looking forward to eating at a Waffle House, thanks to Robby's ringing endorsement of the establishment. :haha: There are no WH's in NE so as soon as I saw one on I-81 I went in! It reminds me of Denny's, kinda. Not bad. Thought of Robby the entire time. bwahaha.

Robby will forever be associated with The Waffle House. God's will. :angel:

You're not talking about me are you? :awww: Because, I admit, I DO troll around periodically. :devil: I can't help it. I get bored, and so often somebody leaves the Bash Me, Tangy sign on their ass in broad daylight that I simply must honor their request. :p

Absolutely fucking not. I love you woman, like a mad, crazy fool. This person, who you know quite well is a troll in a bad way. You make me laugh so hard that I pee a little. :inlove:

Kell, I like the celtic fairy tatoo, it reminds me of tinkerbell.

Really my fave too. I like dreamy things like that one. :)

And with happy visions of Federdick penis huggles and Andy's ass falling out of his shorts, I will retire and go to bed now. :wavey:

Sleep well, lovely, hugs/kisses/naughty dreams....:kiss:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:12 AM
Something against us pale people Kelli? :( :p

I'm just making sure I was clear on the drawing and tattoo thing :) My brain should start failing me more and more soon. :lol:

Sof, get really close to the computer screen, so I can kiss you on the forehead while I laugh at you. :lol:

I have nothing against the pigmentally challenged, no. I just look like I am transparent without a tan. :p

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:17 AM
NINE.

http://i12.tinypic.com/54edhfk.jpg


Nine is my FAVORITE NUMBER :hearts:

Here is a piece of Seth's orignal artwork: :inlove:

This will be a tattoo for someone he works with. :)

http://a480.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_0bf81fefe9dde133a067220cf9b89be7.jpg


:worship: LOVE IT! :yeah:


Back! :yeah:


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If Wal-Mart sold drugs, America would be hooked
If Wal-Mart gave driving lessons, there'd be NO more accidents in America.


The first will happen before the second, although the second needed to happen 10 years ago.


I HATE BAD DRIVERS :drive::smash:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:19 AM
:lol: Pigmentally challenged :yeah:


Reg - I can't believe you watched Norbit. I'm so glad you survived.

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:21 AM
Sof, get really close to the computer screen, so I can kiss you on the forehead while I laugh at you. :lol:

I have nothing against the pigmentally challenged, no. I just look like I am transparent without a tan. :p

It works for some people. Besides I cannot tan, just can't. The one time I got a spray tan I looked insanely weird. One of these days I'm going to dye my hair chocolate. So I can have that whole blue eyes, pale skin dark hair look. Mmm.

Nine is my FAVORITE NUMBER :hearts:



Eric Bana, banana the only good man left in the world.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:22 AM
:lol: Pigmentally challenged :yeah:

Grazie. I will be here all week...except Friday when I have to work the fucking Ted Nugent show. :sobbing:

Reg - I can't believe you watched Norbit. I'm so glad you survived.

I didn't see it, but I heard it was the cinematic equivalent of a sulphur and crap sandwich. :lick:

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:23 AM
I've never even seen a Waffle House before. And I lived in Texas for years. Maybe I'm blind.

I will occasion IHOP though, maybe once a year. Just so I can dine with the retirees.


I l:hearts:ve the HOP

there's 24 hour one by my school.....WOW, now THOSE were some memories :lol:



and yeah :o, I dunno WHY I watched it.

Kells, I SO should have asked for a refund. :o

:lick: time for some sexy Jeremy Piven :lick:

I bought "Keeping Up With The Steins",

:unsure: if this one blows, I'm gonna go STRAIGHT to bed.

It has Piven, Doris Roberts, and that weird balding guy from "Dunstin Checks In"

If THEY can't pull off comedy, then :scared:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:24 AM
It works for some people. Besides I cannot tan, just can't. The one time I got a spray tan I looked insanely weird.

This was a Mystic tan, or something other than that? A Mystic is supposed to look natural on all type of skin. What a bummer that it looked weird.

Oh well- with certain people, light skin is very beautiful. Leave the tan to the greasers like me. :aplot:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:26 AM
This was a Mystic tan, or something other than that? A Mystic is supposed to look natural on all type of skin. What a bummer that it looked weird.

Oh well- with certain people, light skin is very beautiful. Leave the tan to the greasers like me. :aplot:

No it looked natural, just not on me. Tans don't work with the color of my hair and all that crap. Plus being tan brings out some scars from my car crash that I don't like talking about.

Greaser? Pffft Are not. :rolleyes:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:27 AM
Oooh Sof. Do it. That'd be hot.

You can join me while I dye my hair black, because it makes my eyes look really deep.

Grazie. I will be here all week...except Friday when I have to work the fucking Ted Nugent show. :sobbing:


I saw that. Please accept my heartfelt condolences. If your ears survive the night and your eyes don't die from the greasy horror, I'll be very happy to see you again :)


I didn't see it, but I heard it was the cinematic equivalent of a sulphur and crap sandwich. :lick:

Yum.
Riddle me this: When did Eddie Murphy become so damn bad?

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:29 AM
I l:hearts:ve the HOP

there's 24 hour one by my school.....WOW, now THOSE were some memories :lol:



and yeah :o, I dunno WHY I watched it.


You can't order anything remotely small at IHOP. It's always like "How bout no, I don't need a stack of pancakes AND three eggs. How bout two damn eggs? That so hard? I'd like to see my thirtieth birthday."

It's ok, momentary lapse of judgement. I'm forgiving :hug:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:29 AM
Oooh Sof. Do it. That'd be hot.

You can join me while I dye my hair black, because it makes my eyes look really deep.


You're hair is really dark anyway. Like that's what color I want to do mine.

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:30 AM
Worlds worst joke.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:30 AM
Ihop

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:31 AM
No it looked natural, just not on me. Tans don't work with the color of my hair and all that crap. Plus being tan brings out some scars from my car crash that I don't like talking about.

That makes sense. Not for you- I like the chocolate hair color idea a lot btw. :)

Greaser? Pffft Are not. :rolleyes:

I am as greasy as they come, baby...:lick:

I saw that. Please accept my heartfelt condolences. If your ears survive the night and your eyes don't die from the greasy horror, I'll be very happy to see you again :)

I will hope to survive, BD. If there is no one to take over for me, I plan to get out of there as soon as possible. :ras:

Yum.
Riddle me this: When did Eddie Murphy become so damn bad?

Certain people sacrifice quality for a big paycheck, I guess. Eddie is no exception, so he's selling his soul a bit to do garbage like Norbit. It cost him his Oscar nod, so I hope the check had a LOT of zero's in it. ;)

EDIT: Early day for me tomorrow. Night all. :wavey:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:36 AM
That makes sense. Not for you- I like the chocolate hair color idea a lot btw. :)

Thanks. I don't really color my hair though so it would be a big long lasting forever kind of thing.

And don't get me wrong plenty of people make fun of me for being so pale till they find out that I just can't tan on my own. I mean I get dark for me. Right Now I have tan lines, I'm just lighter then everyone else.



Ohhh Michael Vick new charge of being the sole financial backer for all that dog fighting.

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:38 AM
Riddle me this: When did Eddie Murphy become so damn bad?

:shrug: Somewhere around Dr. Doolittle 2 and Daddy Day Care? :shrug:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:40 AM
You're hair is really dark anyway. Like that's what color I want to do mine.

Mine naturally has golden undertones, which I get rid of when I dye it black. It gets lighter with the sun naturally. Then in the winter it gets dark again. You'd look great with sleek, dark brown hair.

Worlds worst joke.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?
Ihop

That made me snort into my water. :lol:


I will hope to survive, BD. If there is no one to take over for me, I plan to get out of there as soon as possible. :ras:


Good idea. I tried to do that at work today but to no avail. Get out of there fast.


Certain people sacrifice quality for a big paycheck, I guess. Eddie is no exception, so he's selling his soul a bit to do garbage like Norbit. It cost him his Oscar nod, so I hope the check had a LOT of zero's in it. ;)

True. Though I prefer the people who will say no to the paycheck and wait around for the right roles, a la Leo DiCaprio. As if Eddie doesn't have enough money.
The whole denying his child by Scary Spice thing really just put me off :ras:

Night Kel :smooch:


Reg - Yeah probably around that time :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:42 AM
Mine naturally has golden undertones, which I get rid of when I dye it black. It gets lighter with the sun naturally. Then in the winter it gets dark again. You'd look great with sleek, dark brown hair.


That made me snort into my water. :lol:



I'm glad you said sleek because my hair doesn't curl like at all. Once I had it done and it held for ohhh ummm a half hour. :o

Oh Mon that was a cheap joke.

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:43 AM
You can't order anything remotely small at IHOP. It's always like "How bout no, I don't need a stack of pancakes AND three eggs. How bout two damn eggs? That so hard? I'd like to see my thirtieth birthday."
It's ok, momentary lapse of judgement. I'm forgiving :hug:

I never get breakfast there, and if I do, it's only because of the flavored syrups :hearts::lol:

Ihop

:spit::lol:


Certain people sacrifice quality for a big paycheck, I guess. Eddie is no exception, so he's selling his soul a bit to do garbage like Norbit. It cost him his Oscar nod, so I hope the check had a LOT of zero's in it. ;)

I think Alan Arkin produced it :devil::lol: The timing was a LITTLE too fishy :scratch: it was just AWFUL, RIGHT after his BEST ever work.

Oh well :shrug:

I guess he wanted to forever be SNL Alum, Eddie Murphy, not Oscar-Winner Eddie Murphy.

EDIT: Early day for me tomorrow. Night all. :wavey:

Nite :kiss::hug:

GlennMirnyi
07-31-2007, 05:44 AM
Worlds worst joke.

If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?

:lol:

It's not too bad.

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:45 AM
Oh Mon that was a cheap joke.

I laughed out loud too :lol::haha: it was funny...I dunno. It's been that kind of day :lol:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:45 AM
Aww I'm glad everyone liked the cheap joke.

I'm out soon, but not just yet.:)

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:49 AM
Where is Larah. I wanted some Andy spam while the boo Andy people aren't here. :aww:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:53 AM
That joke sucked more than Xristos in a closet party

Jonathan - you shaved the moustache? Any particular reason, or you just wanted to look less like a 70's porn star? ;)

I dunno, i was just curios as to waht i looked like :lol: I think its hotter :shrug:

But it will grow back thicker so i can look more like a 70's porn star :rocker2:

This was a Mystic tan, or something other than that? A Mystic is supposed to look natural on all type of skin. What a bummer that it looked weird.

Oh well- with certain people, light skin is very beautiful. Leave the tan to the greasers like me. :aplot:

There is nothing wrong with a tan, dear ;)

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:53 AM
Me too Sof! I keep waiting, but I might just have to take the initiative :aplot:. Especially because I have to go soon.

I'm glad you said sleek because my hair doesn't curl like at all. Once I had it done and it held for ohhh ummm a half hour. :o

Oh Mon that was a cheap joke.

Yeah my hair won't straighten for more than a half hour :lol:. Even done professionally with the most expensive available treatment, 7 hours in the salon, and a week later it starts to curl again.

Yeah but I snorted from its dumbness.

I never get breakfast there, and if I do, it's only because of the flavored syrups :hearts::lol:


Mmmm syrup :drool:

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:53 AM
:spit: @ first 5 minutes of Keeping Up With The Steins :lol:


this was SO my neighborhood growing up :lol:

they even have a token black kid too :lol:

GlennMirnyi
07-31-2007, 05:55 AM
Sofya is gorgeous as she is, no tan, please.

Thanks!

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:55 AM
Jonanthan it's not smart to try and take cheap shots like that at me.

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:56 AM
cheap shot? :confused: what are you talking about

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 05:56 AM
I'm out. I can't deal with this crap right now.

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 05:58 AM
You know I couldn't help myself. :angel:

Besides I've refrained for a long time :p

They're stolen.

http://i18.tinypic.com/4yanfkg.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/6g48pw3.jpg
http://i19.tinypic.com/6ba29v7.jpg

EDIT: Damn. Sof vanished. :sad:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:58 AM
I'm out. I can't deal with this crap right now.

AAAAAND the drama queen makes something out of nothing and takes off :rolleyes:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 06:00 AM
Jonathan if you look I had to leave soon anyway. Like an adult I have to work in the morning which means I need to get some sleep and not live on the computer and troll around.

Again. Do not take shots at me you will not like the result.

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 06:05 AM
10 minutes in and I love this movie already :lol:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 06:14 AM
Okaaay. Word to the wise Jonathan - don't tussel with women by calling them drama queens. It does nothing for our delicate demeanor ;)

Ridding of the tension with more Anday, for my Sof who is here in spirit:

http://i15.tinypic.com/5xh5f2b.jpg

Wow MTF is being mean :(

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 06:15 AM
Sof, i didnt take a fucking shot at you :o

I just thought that greaser had a bit of a bad connotation to it and said that there is nothing wrong with a tan.

Which, i guess you took as a cheap shot. I didnt know why. Therefore, i asked you why u thought it was a cheap shot, and you leave, w/o giving me information. :rolleyes:

And dont give me that grown up bullshit, you're only 19, you're not THAT much older than me. Sometimes you make it look like you're a fucking wise old sage

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 06:16 AM
:worship:

"You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat."

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"My dad's gonna crap, my dad's gonna kill us! My dad's gonna crap, my dad's gonna kill us!"

"Make up your mind! Is he gonna crap or kill us?!"

:haha:: DEAD :

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 06:25 AM
Ok I have to go, I can't deal with MTF. Here's a few more:

http://i11.tinypic.com/68k4py0.jpg
Because the Roderer never gets old:
http://i13.tinypic.com/4v6n2uc.jpg
Nor does Andy/Max :hearts:
http://i11.tinypic.com/4trndhl.jpg

:wavey: Make love not war please

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 06:42 AM
OMG I love this movie :worship:

----------------------------------------

:awww:

ok, back to the situation @ hand

:hug: why awe we fighting? :awww:

_pyromatic
07-31-2007, 06:44 AM
Jonathan if you look I had to leave soon anyway. Like an adult I have to work in the morning which means I need to get some sleep and not live on the computer and troll around.

Again. Do not take shots at me you will not like the result.

:hug: That was post 11111! I thught you should know

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 06:47 AM
Andy/Max :hearts::drool::inlove::faint:

scoobs
07-31-2007, 08:42 AM
Right. Caught up.

1) Back to your corners everybody and deep breaths.

2) Loved the Ihop joke - made me snort into my morning tea. Sometimes the cheap jokes are the best value.

3) These days I wouldn't touch an Eddie Murphy film with someone else's. As far as I know he hasn't made a decent film in about 15 years.

4) Andy may act like a snotty bitch on court but I still want him to impregnate me.

5) Ted Nugent sounds like a Grade A asshole. Out of my cold dead hands, say the NRA - as soon as possible! say I. Kelli my darling, into each life some rain must fall.

6) As Meryl Streep says in The Devil Wears Prada - that's all.

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 09:59 AM
Right. Caught up.

1) Back to your corners everybody and deep breaths.

2) Loved the Ihop joke - made me snort into my morning tea. Sometimes the cheap jokes are the best value.

3) These days I wouldn't touch an Eddie Murphy film with someone else's. As far as I know he hasn't made a decent film in about 15 years.

4) Andy may act like a snotty bitch on court but I still want him to impregnate me.

5) Ted Nugent sounds like a Grade A asshole. Out of my cold dead hands, say the NRA - as soon as possible! say I. Kelli my darling, into each life some rain must fall.

6) As Meryl Streep says in The Devil Wears Prada - that's all.

1. I'm there no worries and no more of that crap from me. :kiss:

2. Good!:D I love my cheap jokes

3. 80's wasn't that when he was the best?

4. I hate to break it to you, but I'm not sure that can happy. Though trying might be lots of fun.

5. He had a reality show. Watching that makes me worry for her safety a little bit.

6. I loved that movie. Cheese diet line was priceless.

PS: I'm interested in seeing what you do with the prompt you picked on the LJ community. ;) I'm already plotting away with mine.

scoobs
07-31-2007, 10:10 AM
I don't think I've seen a decent funny Eddie Murphy film since Coming To America though I am willing to be corrected.

He is good in the Shrek films.

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 10:17 AM
Mulan. :) :lol:

cobalt60
07-31-2007, 01:33 PM
Dreamgirls;) Eddie was very very good.

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 02:13 PM
Sof :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 03:10 PM
5) Ted Nugent sounds like a Grade A asshole. Out of my cold dead hands, say the NRA - as soon as possible! say I. Kelli my darling, into each life some rain must fall.

Ted Nugent is a scumbag, and I embarrassed that I have no choice but to attend his little trainwreck of a beer swilling, chest pumping, testosterone (in a bad way) ridden, redneck party this weekend.

Anyone who proudly believes that women are good for only sex and service, and should be perpetually barefoot and pregnant, is worthless as far as I am concerned. Anyone who enjoys blowing away defenseless animals under the guise of "sport" is worthless in my eyes. I realize that he is the posterboy for misogyny, especially within the blue collar, Schlitz drinking set...but seriously, of ALL people, why I have to be there is a mystery.

There is no doubt I will be put in a position where I am forced to meet him. We always have to entertain/gladhand. If that happens, I will not shake his hand. I will fully accept the consequences of my actions in that case. He stands for everything that I abhore. If I wouldn't shake the hand of the colossal FUCKTARD that inexplicably is running my country as this point, I sure as hell will not be anywhere near the bucket that is Ted Nugent.

This is more than rain, Chris. This is like a monsoon. :)

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 04:53 PM
Tnagy, i think that has more to do with us being curious as to waht he looks like ;)

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 04:55 PM
Tangy! :kiss:


Everything that I know about nutrition and health, I have learned from this man. A couple of his videos have been uploaded to Youtube, so I thought I would share. This is David Wolfe, who I consider to be the single most significant person with whom I have crossed paths.

Because of his teachings- he is the offspring of not one, but TWO doctors- I never get sick, I take no medication of any kind, and I stay at an even 103 lbs. without intense or compulsive exercise, never counting calories. :)

Kelli's Sensei One (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yzqBNLfizGM)

Kelli's Sensei Two (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CHcTJ6uwzjc)

Enjoy- this man is the source. If you feel bad, sick, low energy, achy, WATCH these videos. It doesn't have to be that way, EVER. I kid you not. :inlove:

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:05 PM
Hahaha, which bind person nominated GWH as Mr MTF?
what'd you think of my Blafins :aplot:?
-----------------------------------------------

"Girls are cuter than women. There's just a certain arousal that I feel around kids, especially younger pre-pubescent ones...as young as three"


:unsure: from a 45 year-old?!? :unsure:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:11 PM
Ooh, thanks for the vids, Kell. :kiss: I will watch them during my lunch hour. I love learning about health and fitness.

You are totally welcome, Tangy. :)

I wouldn't put up these videos without totally believing in them. They changed my life. I see so much struggle/negativity/unhappiness, etc- especially among women.

There is a fix, if only they will look. :angel:

Even though the majority of what we SHOULD be concentrating on is INTERNAL growth and improvement...on the street, in competition, there is nothing like the feeling of having a ripper body. It is not a myth or something that only the rich and famous can have.

It is real. I am living proof. I am not rich, nor famous/special/unique in any way. I was a porker for many years, so I know how it feels to feel unhappy about my body. ;)

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:22 PM
You are totally welcome, Tangy. :)

I wouldn't put up these videos without totally believing in them. They changed my life. I see so much struggle/negativity/unhappiness, etc- especially among women.

There is a fix, if only they will look. :angel:

Even though the majority of what we SHOULD be concentrating on is INTERNAL growth and improvement...on the street, in competition, there is nothing like the feeling of having a ripper body. It is not a myth or something that only the rich and famous can have.

It is real. I am living proof. I am not rich, nor famous/special/unique in any way. I was a porker for many years, so I know how it feels to feel unhappy about my body. ;)

I was too :sobbing:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:30 PM
Aww...:hug:

I sometimes forget that boys have issues with it as well, although in their case, more than 93% of the time, it's usually just a case of poor diet. Exercise level is irrelevant- it is good for your heart, flexibility, and muscle development (to a degree, although that's more genetics than anything), but as far as true fat LOSS goes, it will not work.

Women have a layer of insulatory fat that men do not have, of course. :rolleyes: :ras: Tougher for us to lose weight. As long as women begin to get away from the calorie reduction myth, I will be happy.

I get pm's all the time about the subject, and in the interest of doing right in the world, I feel like sharing what I know. :angel:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:35 PM
Yeah, i was a giant :awww:

I had about 3 chins :sobbing: I was sooo fat :sad:

They used to roll me down the hallways :o

Then i started eating less crap and started playing tennis and :aplot:ing, and I lost soooo much weight :D

I was about 170 when i was 11 or 12 :o Now at 17, im 168, but with decidedly less fat :D :D

Vamos :)

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:38 PM
I was never a porker when I was growing up, but :hug: I understand how it might feel, because everyone in my family is much bigger than I am. :hug:

But Kells, I watched those videos :eek::worship: That was amazing! I'm gonna save these and show 'em to my fam :yeah:


.....well the one's that I like :devil:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:40 PM
I have said it before, and I will say it again, despite the fervor to the contrary, spewed by those who do not have a clue what they are talking about.

It is not how many calories you eat, it is WHERE they come from. If you cut calories, you will have an INITIAL weight loss, yes, but I promise you that once your body adjusts, you will gain it back, plus more, within two years, at most.

Two things- cooked fat and refined sugar are your two biggest enemies. If you can get rid of those two things alone, you will lose weight for life.

If you have the balls to eliminate commercially sold dairy and cooked grain from your diet, you will have the body you have always dreamed about. :inlove:

The above is not a necessity of course, but just an incentive. :)

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:45 PM
I have said it before, and I will say it again, despite the fervor to the contrary, spewed by those who do not have a clue what they are talking about.

It is not how many calories you eat, it is WHERE they come from. If you cut calories, you will have an INITIAL weight loss, yes, but I promise you that once your body adjusts, you will gain it back, plus more, within two years, at most.

Two things- cooked fat and refined sugar are your two biggest enemies. If you can get rid of those two things alone, you will lose weight for life.

If you have the balls to eliminate commercially sold dairy and cooked grain from your diet, you will have the body you have always dreamed about. :inlove:

The above is not a necessity of course, but just an incentive. :)

Oh lord, Kaylee, thats like giving up breathing. I wish i had balls that big

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:46 PM
I know :unsure: that's hard :awww:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 05:47 PM
What about chicken, Kelli, is that okay? :awww:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:48 PM
I was never a porker when I was growing up, but :hug: I understand how it might feel, because everyone in my family is much bigger than I am. :hug:

But Kells, I watched those videos :eek::worship: That was amazing! I'm gonna save these and show 'em to my fam :yeah:


.....well the one's that I like :devil:

Nice Reg, I am glad you like them. David Wolfe is like my version of a spiritual advisor. He's amazing. :)

Oh lord, Kaylee, thats like giving up breathing. I wish i had balls that big

I know. It's not necessary for most guys to do that, especially if they don't want to. It's just the key to get a six pack for those not born with one. ;)

I know :unsure: that's hard :awww:

I totally understand. It's a tough thing, and not necessary. If you are one of the lucky ones to have your abs show without getting rid of it, GREAT.

I am not. I have to get rid of it. That, plus I am a raw VEGAN, so dairy is a no no regardless. :angel:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 05:49 PM
What about chicken, Kelli, is that okay? :awww:

Jonathan, define "okay" for me please. What do you mean? :)

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 05:57 PM
oh...well my abs show ;)

pic when I get back from tennis

brb guys :wavey:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 06:00 PM
Jonathan, define "okay" for me please. What do you mean? :)

I'm not sure. :lol:

I just dont want to think that its bad :awww:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 06:09 PM
oh...well my abs show ;)

pic when I get back from tennis

brb guys :wavey:

You are very lucky, Reg. :)

Good luck, win one for the team! :woohoo:

I'm not sure. :lol:

I just dont want to think that its bad :awww:

This is a first for me, then. Needing to absolve someone for eating chicken. :lol:

Lo siento, compadre, I can't. You do, or do not do, of your own accord. I am a vegan, and I will not ever greenlight the consumption of animals.

That being said, however, you are free to do as you wish. I harbor no judgement about that. :angel:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 06:16 PM
Ohhhh I like this topic.

I was 5'2 with a BMI of 29.3 at 160 lbs This was when I was like 13-14

When I was 15 I cut all meat and "white" foods out of my diet. I started walking then slowly got into my now obsessive running routine.

Within a few months I was down to a BMI 20.1 at 110. I've never been over that since. Of course after that some not so healthy things happened, but yeah doesn't count in this story. :p

Now a few years later I do not eat any kind of red meat. I hardly eat chicken or pork because they make me sick now. I really stick to fish and some seafood. I stay away from processed foods, and buy everything organic. If I have to eat out it's salads and lean protein. Of course that sounds completely horrible and tasteless but if seasoned right everything is yummy. I try to go raw when I can, and I'm a big fan of making my own juices.

I splurge more then Kelli does, but I still eat well.

scoobs
07-31-2007, 06:16 PM
It's such a difficult choice isn't it - eat in a very restrained and healthy manner, enforcing all sorts of self-denying ordinances - but feeling fabulous the vast majority of the time.

Or getting to eat all sorts of delicious sinful food but sometimes feeling like crap, bloated, sick, low energy levels etc.

*scoffs a biscuit*

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 06:19 PM
It's such a difficult choice isn't it - eat in a very restrained and healthy manner, enforcing all sorts of self-denying ordinances - but feeling fabulous the vast majority of the time.

Or getting to eat all sorts of delicious sinful food but sometimes feeling like crap, bloated, sick, low energy levels etc.

*scoffs a biscuit*

:lol:

You know I think it's easy now that I've done it for so long. I mean I splurge, often. I like my sweets. Yesterday I was eating chocolate marshmallows which pretty much goes against everything I said in my other post. But they tasted so good. :drool:

I just added another hour to my running.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 06:21 PM
Sof...:kiss:

Buying organic. :yeah:

Chris, believe me, I understand all to well what you said. I still have a hard time staying away from high dense carbs and cheese, like cheese fries, pasta, chips, etc.

I just feel so horrible when I go off raw now, that I can no longer do it without having to stay in bed for at least 48 hours after the fact.

I don't splure at all anymore, not because I don't get it, or because I don't want to- it's that I CAN'T. I have a ton of pain and detox, like ingesting poison all over again.

If I had a biscuit or a scone or a piece of cake, I'd be on my deathbed. Seriously. :eek:

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 06:25 PM
Sof...:kiss:

Buying organic. :yeah:

Chris, believe me, I understand all to well what you said. I still have a hard time staying away from high dense carbs and cheese, like cheese fries, pasta, chips, etc.

I just feel so horrible when I go off raw now, that I can no longer do it without having to stay in bed for at least 48 hours after the fact.

I don't splure at all anymore, not because I don't get it, or because I don't want to- it's that I CAN'T. I have a ton of pain and detox, like ingesting poison all over again.

If I had a biscuit or a scone or a piece of cake, I'd be on my deathbed. Seriously. :eek:

Jesus :eek:

I think it is more the culture that i grew up with. Meat, meat, meat, is very important, and has been all my life, I think if i tried to go raw, i would feel just as sick as you do when you go off raw

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 06:30 PM
Kel That is why I cannot eat meat anymore.

It makes me disgustingly sick. Like I feel like my stomach is rebelling sick. So I know how you feel. My body gets so confused about what got put in it and starts to fight back as punishment. :lol:

Then if I eat to much crap my skin starts to go wonky on me.

One treat a week. Which is normally some kind of dark chocolate.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 06:30 PM
Jesus :eek:

I think it is more the culture that i grew up with. Meat, meat, meat, is very important, and has been all my life, I think if i tried to go raw, i would feel just as sick as you do when you go off raw

You would, yes, for about 30 days. After that, I can't even describe to you how you would feel.

It's like doing cocaine, without the bad parts. For those who don't change their diet, they will never know. That's fine- I don't judge.

For those who DO change their diet, it is like winning the lottery. Just go ask someone who has- they'll be glad to tell you.

Martina Navratilova has been raw for years. You might have seen some of her tennis results. :p

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 06:33 PM
You would, yes, for about 30 days. After that, I can't even describe to you how you would feel.

It's like doing cocaine, without the bad parts. For those who don't change their diet, they will never know. That's fine- I don't judge.

For those who DO change their diet, it is like winning the lottery. Just go ask someone who has- they'll be glad to tell you.

Martina Navratilova has been raw for years. You might have seen some of her tennis results. :p

Yeah, i hear shes won a few titles, nothing big :p

30 days? oh my :help:

Maybe in a few years, I'll try this out

scoobs
07-31-2007, 06:37 PM
The problem is trying to do that when you're with someone. Someone who has very convential attitudes to eating.

If it were just me I might be tempted to give it a go but the hassle involved of trying to persuade the Immovable Object, or the hassle of going to two separate meals every day. :help:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 06:38 PM
Yeah, i hear shes won a few titles, nothing big :p

30 days? oh my :help:

Maybe in a few years, I'll try this out

Yeah, statistically, Martina is rather obscure. ;)

I know- 30 days is really rough. For some people, when their diet going in has been REALLY toxic- with drugs, alcohol, meat, sugar, etc...you can have severe detox effects.

I had headaches, stomach pains, sweating, paranoia, and night terrors- I would leap out of bed at all hours, drenched and shaky. :eek:

My skin was horrible for a month too. Tons of blackheads, and blotches. It was not pretty, and neither was I. :help:

However...incoming velvet pillow....AFTER that was over with, I was left with what I have now. That's why it was worth it. It is not for everyone, I know, but for me it has been nothing short of a miracle.

In tennis terms, it's like winning the Golden Slam. :inlove:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 06:44 PM
It is a detox for your body. End story.


My skin got so icky that I went to the doctors because I was young and freaking out. The first thing he asked me about was diet changes and told me to keep it up and drink more water.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 06:52 PM
I get the part about the difficulty if you are involved with someone who is NOT on the same page as you are, diet wise. That is really tough.

I could never be involved with a steak/burger/pork chop eater. It won't work. I'm not sure what the best remedy would be for a situation like that, especially if you are bound together by genuine feeling.

I feel for that situation, even if I don't know what it is like in real time. :)

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 06:58 PM
There is a chocolate spa. I need to go to Israel.

Because you know that's completely worth the danger of going there.

On topic. My friends have all just gotten to the point of just shaking their heads at me and asking what I can eat. Sometimes I have to bring my own food to cookouts and stuff. :o

Metis
07-31-2007, 07:27 PM
Oooh, diet talk! :)

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Jesus :eek:

I think it is more the culture that i grew up with. Meat, meat, meat, is very important, and has been all my life, I think if i tried to go raw, i would feel just as sick as you do when you go off raw

Same for me. Meat is a must. Although since I grew up according to the Mediterranean diet I ate a lot of legumes, vegetables and fruit (and lots of olive oil :) ) as well. Not to mention dairy products, especially cheese :drool:.

I think that small portions and a balanced diet (and a bit of exercise) are the best way to go to stay healthy and at normal weight levels. Now if only I could stay away from the desserts... :banghead:... that would be great...


Of course if you want the perfect body you really need to make some serious sacrifices like Kelli and Sofya :hatoff:. I don't think I will ever manage to do that unless it's medically required... :shrug:


And now I'm off to go biking in the sun (with lots of sunscreen on). I need to burn the Boston cream pie I had yesterday :angel:.

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 07:40 PM
METIS! :wavey:

Oooh, diet talk! :)

You knew it had to happen eventually, again. :lol:

Same for me. Meat is a must. Although since I grew up according to the Mediterranean diet I ate a lot of legumes, vegetables and fruit (and lots of olive oil :) ) as well. Not to mention dairy products, especially cheese :drool:.

I have lots of olive oil in my diet too. Liquid of the gods. :lick:

Now if only I could stay away from the desserts... :banghead:... that would be great...

Deserts cause people a lot of anxiety- I am learning that as I go. I was never a sweets person, so I can't really relate. As long as you stay away from refined sugar, you can have dessert every single day. :)

Of course if you want the perfect body you really need to make some serious sacrifices like Kelli and Sofya :hatoff:. I don't think I will ever manage to do that unless it's medically required... :shrug:

:lol: Perfect body? That's Brenda Kelly or Katie Uter. Perfection is an illusion. I just want to always tell people that you don't have to live not liking something if it bothers you. :angel:

And now I'm off to go biking in the sun (with lots of sunscreen on). I need to burn the Boston cream pie I had yesterday :angel:.

Have a good time, Metis! You are biking for a good cause. Boston cream pie...:eek: :yeah:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 07:42 PM
Nooo Metis I have a question. :awww:

Mediterranean diet doesn't include lots of red meat right?

I don't really sacrifice that much. I'm more comfortable eating how I do. My heads a little messed up. To much junk makes me anxious.


Enjoy your bike ride.:)

Jade Fox
07-31-2007, 07:47 PM
Food. A subject I know waaaaaaay too much about.:o

I probably was skinny for the first six years of my life. And now I've started to shed a few pounds but it's a slow and steady process.

I've tried weight loss plans and can't seem to stick to them so I'm saying "To hell with them" and just eat in moderation and exercise. Hell I'm going to work out in about twenty minutes from now. Just trying to be more healthy and live longer.

Of course knowing how ironic my life can be, I work out and eat right to live longer and not die of a heart attack when the true cause of my death would be me getting hit by a bus.:rolleyes:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 07:51 PM
We all know a lot about this subject, I think. Goes with the territory. :)

RA, I know you didn't intend it to be, or at least I don't think you did- but it made me laugh. You take care of yourself, only to be turned into street pizza by a fast moving bus. :awww: :haha:

I hope you are doing well. :kiss:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 07:54 PM
Slightly depressing RA. You will not be getting hit by a bus.

I think for everyone exercise is great it does the job and does it well. I'm all into and for exercise.

Running can be so amazing. It's kind of meditative for me now.

Jade Fox
07-31-2007, 07:54 PM
We all know a lot about this subject, I think. Goes with the territory. :)

RA, I know you didn't intend it to be, or at least I don't think you did- but it made me laugh. You take care of yourself, only to be turned into street pizza by a fast moving bus. :awww: :haha:

I hope you are doing well. :kiss:

Well I was going for dry humor there so feel free to laugh.:)

Off to burn some calories!

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 07:57 PM
Okay everyone is out burning calories but me. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/eatdrink020.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

EDIT: Kelli I really like the graphic in your signature. Very good thing for people to read.

Metis
07-31-2007, 07:59 PM
Deserts cause people a lot of anxiety- I am learning that as I go. I was never a sweets person, so I can't really relate. As long as you stay away from refined sugar, you can have dessert every single day. :)


Lucky you!!! I on the other hand have a sweet tooth like my mother :sobbing:. She's even worse than I am I think. She wouldn't care if the doctor told her to cut down on any type of food except desserts. If they told her to stop eating them she would be unhappy for the rest of her life :lol:. The good thing is that she is happy with a small piece every day and she has always been slim :cool: . Unfortunately, these days I can't say I follow her example in terms of moderation :tape: :help:.


Nooo Metis I have a question. :awww:

Mediterranean diet doesn't include lots of red meat right?

I don't really sacrifice that much. I'm more comfortable eating how I do. My heads a little messed up. To much junk makes me anxious.


Enjoy your bike ride.:)

It does include red meat, esp. beef and lamb :crazy: (that's the effect lamb has on me :lol: ). But on the whole it is not consumed as often as for example in the American diet.


OK this time I am leaving :).

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 07:59 PM
^^^ @ your emoticon Sof! :haha:

I am stalling before I go into the office. I put myself in the category of lazy piece of poop right now. I care not though. :hatoff:

Thursday and Friday on will be punishment enough. :p

EDIT: Bye Metis, for real now! :wavey:

EDIT Part Deux: I like the graphic, too Sof- it's just a reminder when negative people attempt to spill over into my life. I kind of remember how insignficant it all is. I feel better then. :)

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 08:01 PM
You would, yes, for about 30 days. After that, I can't even describe to you how you would feel.

It's like doing cocaine, without the bad parts. For those who don't change their diet, they will never know. That's fine- I don't judge.

For those who DO change their diet, it is like winning the lottery. Just go ask someone who has- they'll be glad to tell you.

Martina Navratilova has been raw for years. You might have seen some of her tennis results. :p

Yeah, statistically, Martina is rather obscure. ;)

I know- 30 days is really rough. For some people, when their diet going in has been REALLY toxic- with drugs, alcohol, meat, sugar, etc...you can have severe detox effects.

I had headaches, stomach pains, sweating, paranoia, and night terrors- I would leap out of bed at all hours, drenched and shaky. :eek:

My skin was horrible for a month too. Tons of blackheads, and blotches. It was not pretty, and neither was I. :help:

However...incoming velvet pillow....AFTER that was over with, I was left with what I have now. That's why it was worth it. It is not for everyone, I know, but for me it has been nothing short of a miracle.

In tennis terms, it's like winning the Golden Slam. :inlove:

:hearts::inlove::worship: That sounds like the pain is TOTALLY worth it

:sobbing: I dunno if I could go raw though :unsure: What exactly IS raw?
:scratch: (I dunno a lot about diets. I'm on the seafood diet: I see food, I eat it)

Here's the pic I promised. I took it this morning w/ my phone before I left for tennis

Reggie's Abs (http://i17.tinypic.com/52y0r4g.jpg)

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 08:03 PM
It does include red meat, esp. beef and lamb :crazy: (that's the effect lamb has on me :lol: ). But on the whole it is not consumed as often as for example in the American diet.


OK this time I am leaving :).
;) Thank you. I've convinced myself that red meat is evil. :lol:

:hearts::inlove::worship: That sounds like the pain is TOTALLY worth it

:sobbing: I dunno if I could go raw though :unsure: What exactly IS raw?
:scratch: (I dunno a lot about diets. I'm on the seafood diet: I see food, I eat it)

Here's the pic I promised. I took it this morning w/ my phone before I left for tennis

Reggie's Abs (http://i17.tinypic.com/52y0r4g.jpg)

I don't know enough about Raw but I do know your abs are hot. :)


^^^ @ your emoticon Sof! :haha:

I am stalling before I go into the office. I put myself in the category of lazy piece of poop right now. I care not though. :hatoff:

Thursday and Friday on will be punishment enough. :p

EDIT: Bye Metis, for real now! :wavey:

EDIT Part Deux: I like the graphic, too Sof- it's just a reminder when negative people attempt to spill over into my life. I kind of remember how insignficant it all is. I feel better then. :)

Kelli I really do feel bad about Friday. That man creeps me out.

I should work on remembering the message of that graphic. :/

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 08:09 PM
I don't know enough about Raw but I do know your abs are hot. :)

:hug: thanks :lol:

Kitty de Sade
07-31-2007, 08:09 PM
Meh, fuck- I really have to go. Reg, I will be back later tonight, and I PROMISE to do this better justice. I just cannot stand when people leave me hanging by the balls, so I try not do that. :angel:

:hearts::inlove::worship: That sounds like the pain is TOTALLY worth it

It is. I would not bullshit you- it is nothing you HAVE to do, mind you, but it has changed my life, and I believe, my destiny. It's like feeling invincible, without the interference of anything negative. :)

:sobbing: I dunno if I could go raw though :unsure: What exactly IS raw?
:scratch: (I dunno a lot about diets. I'm on the seafood diet: I see food, I eat it)

Basically, it means that you eat no food heated above 115 degrees. I will explain more later. :)

Here's the pic I promised. I took it this morning w/ my phone before I left for tennis

Reggie's Abs (http://i17.tinypic.com/52y0r4g.jpg)

:eek: Genetics- the ultimate equalizer. Nice. :yeah:

;) Thank you. I've convinced myself that red meat is evil. :lol:

Red meat is no bueno, especially when consumed in large quantities. There is scientific support of that, despite what the beef industry tries to tell you. ;)

Kelli I really do feel bad about Friday. That man creeps me out.

Thank you, Sof. Me too- I wish I could do something about it, but I can't. For all my bluster and bravado...I have to resolve the fact that I am a wee lemming right now. :sobbing:

Ted Nugent. :help:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 08:17 PM
Red meat is no bueno, especially when consumed in large quantities. There is scientific support of that, despite what the beef industry tries to tell you. ;)

Thank you, Sof. Me too- I wish I could do something about it, but I can't. For all my bluster and bravado...I have to resolve the fact that I am a wee lemming right now. :sobbing:

Ted Nugent. :help:

So I didn't just make up that red meat thing in my head. Good to know. :)

Seriously I keep having flash backs to his reality TV show. :unsure:

mrserenawilliams
07-31-2007, 08:31 PM
Someone put that man on tv? :unsure:

Sofyaxo
07-31-2007, 09:05 PM
Yep. It was forever ago.

I think it was him looking for a PA.

All I can remember is him like hunting them down, literally.

Not from the TV show but this is what Kelli is dealing with. http://youtube.com/watch?v=JygyRcMJV7k

And the amount of times he's been on fox news is scary.

scoobs
07-31-2007, 09:17 PM
Reggie has sexay abs :)

Johnny Groove
07-31-2007, 10:25 PM
Thoughts for the day:

1. Racism sucks :o

2. Mr. MTF is going to be very fun :D

3. Sofya, I love you, regardless of what fights we get into :smooch:

4. Im not going to Cincy :awww:

5. Calvin Klein? hmmmm :scratch:

Explanations later

partygirl
07-31-2007, 11:35 PM
Where is Larah.

:wavey:

meenyminymo
07-31-2007, 11:56 PM
:wavey:

It's a beautiful day, I'm lying outside by my dog, and neither the fact that everyone on this thread makes me feel like a fatass, nor the obnoxious teenaged asswipe I'm dealing with at work, nor my stupid persistant cold, can bring me down now :)

partygirl
08-01-2007, 12:19 AM
:Dwho doesn't love an indomitable personality?
& we don't use fatass as a negitory term:):lick::kiss:

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 12:25 AM
Reggie has sexay abs :)
:hug::smooch:

Thoughts for the day:

1. Racism sucks :o

2. Mr. MTF is going to be very fun :D

3. Sofya, I love you, regardless of what fights we get into :smooch:

4. Im not going to Cincy :awww:

5. Calvin Klein? hmmmm :scratch:

Explanations later

1. DUH :o :rolleyes: if racism were eradicated, I might be the happiest person on earth, even if I never sexed up Roger!

3. :awww: you two :lol:

4. :hug:

5. :scratch: I'm VERY interested....

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 12:34 AM
A strong breeze keeps taking away my wireless connection :p

:Dwho doesn't love an indomitable personality?
& we don't use fatass as a negitory term:):lick::kiss:

:lol: I was hoping you'd contribute :D

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 12:36 AM
:Dwho doesn't love an indomitable personality?
& we don't use fatass as a negitory term:):lick::kiss:

what if they're really mean to you? :awww:

partygirl
08-01-2007, 12:48 AM
A strong breeze keeps taking away my wireless connection :p



Just sounds funny.

what if they're really mean to you? :awww:Then we laugh.;)

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 01:36 AM
can we point too? http://i9.tinypic.com/52mky01.jpg

scoobs
08-01-2007, 02:01 AM
Okay new slash

Okay so I accepted the Harlequin Challenge and selected scenario #8, which was:

For A and B, it was love at first sight – a forbidden love. Men to men, adultery… for everyone’s good, it must remain secret. But as A is involved in a terrible car accident and everyone fears for his life, their secret comes to light.

B can’t stand seeing A slip away, and he wonders if the flame of passion is still burning in him. If A has given up on life, on everything… on him. Can love still conquer, even if the battle seems already lost?

So, here goes - Beyond Reach - Part 1

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/467349.html?#cutid1

partygirl
08-01-2007, 02:05 AM
heheheheheh.:devil: I've actually employed this combined tatctic.

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 02:09 AM
Ooh Chris you've started already? I'm so slow. I can't wait to read yours :D

I'm not planning on being done for quite a while :o

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 02:10 AM
Hiya, Awesomes! :kiss:

:wavey:

Goddamn girly, I was about to send the national guard out for you. Please don't disappear that much- it's bad for my complexion. :)

:wavey:

It's a beautiful day, I'm lying outside by my dog, and neither the fact that everyone on this thread makes me feel like a fatass, nor the obnoxious teenaged asswipe I'm dealing with at work, nor my stupid persistant cold, can bring me down now :)

This is utter balderdash, I must say- even though I am always happy to see you, BD. Unless the pictures you showed me were of someone else, you are far removed from that kind of an icky title.

what if they're really mean to you? :awww:

Kindness makes you the better person, Reg. It's the ultimate expression of victory. :angel:

Okay new slash

Okay so I accepted the Harlequin Challenge and selected scenario #8, which was:

For A and B, it was love at first sight – a forbidden love. Men to men, adultery… for everyone’s good, it must remain secret. But as A is involved in a terrible car accident and everyone fears for his life, their secret comes to light.

B can’t stand seeing A slip away, and he wonders if the flame of passion is still burning in him. If A has given up on life, on everything… on him. Can love still conquer, even if the battle seems already lost?

So, here goes - Beyond Reach - Part 1

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/467349.html?#cutid1

Gah, FINALLY more awesomeness to read. Thank you, Chris- reading....:hatoff:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 02:17 AM
Chris, I have tried three times to access that link you provided, but it keeps saying forbidden. Normally that is a good word- not in this case though. :ras:

scoobs
08-01-2007, 02:19 AM
Try again now please.

And don't get your hopes up too high - there's not much...ahem...good stuff in this installment :)

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 02:23 AM
Hiya, Awesomes! :kiss:


Hi Kel! :smooch:


This is utter balderdash, I must say- even though I am always happy to see you, BD. Unless the pictures you showed me were of someone else, you are far removed from that kind of an icky title.


I meant it more like, you all work out a lot or do really great diets and I just blah. :lol:
I'm a bit of a blob in comparison.

EDIT: Doctor Therese?!

scoobs
08-01-2007, 02:26 AM
Hi Kel! :smooch:



I meant it more like, you all work out a lot or do really great diets and I just blah. :lol:
I'm a bit of a blob in comparison.
You must be joking - the only diet I do is the "get in my belly" diet.

In fact, I'm doing the sequel to "Buns of Steel" - it's called "Buns of Lard"

:)

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 02:28 AM
You must be joking - the only diet I do is the "get in my belly" diet.

In fact, I'm doing the sequel to "Buns of Steel" - it's called "Buns of Lard"

:)

:spit: :haha:

I'll be a part of that video :D

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 02:38 AM
:wavey:

It's a beautiful day, I'm lying outside by my dog, and neither the fact that everyone on this thread makes me feel like a fatass, nor the obnoxious teenaged asswipe I'm dealing with at work, nor my stupid persistant cold, can bring me down now :)
:( http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex014.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Okay new slash

Okay so I accepted the Harlequin Challenge and selected scenario #8, which was:

For A and B, it was love at first sight – a forbidden love. Men to men, adultery… for everyone’s good, it must remain secret. But as A is involved in a terrible car accident and everyone fears for his life, their secret comes to light.

B can’t stand seeing A slip away, and he wonders if the flame of passion is still burning in him. If A has given up on life, on everything… on him. Can love still conquer, even if the battle seems already lost?

So, here goes - Beyond Reach - Part 1

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/467349.html?#cutid1

Wow that makes me feel bad about my level of slow when writing.

scoobs
08-01-2007, 02:39 AM
Well it's not like it's a speed contest - I just felt in the mood so I ran with it :)

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 02:41 AM
:( http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex014.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Ennis :hug:

Is there something I'm supposed to be getting on top of, or is that just an attempt to break my good mood? :awww:

EDIT: Got the pm's, I get it now :lol:
YAY THREESOME!

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 02:41 AM
It just took me like a month to write something for Monica. :lol:

Though I am happy with it. I'm so slow. I have to do the next Secret Life too.:o


Monica if anything you should be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry happy right now with those PMs.

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 02:43 AM
It just took me like a month to write something for Monica. :lol:

Though I am happy with it. I'm so slow. I have to do the next Secret Life too.:o


Monica if anything you should be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry happy right now with those PMs.

I AM. Grinning from ear to ear :D
:banana:
I better not get any interruptions, I'm diving right into the sexay.

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 02:44 AM
I AM. Grinning from ear to ear :D
:banana:
I better not get any interruptions, I'm diving right into the sexay.

Yeah I make no promises I didn't read it over. I just sent it.

scoobs
08-01-2007, 02:46 AM
EDIT: Doctor Therese?!

:devil: :angel:

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 02:53 AM
I think I hate him but mmm. Oh it wouldn't let me attach sorry.

http://i9.tinypic.com/4lrat6h.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 02:54 AM
Try again now please.

And don't get your hopes up too high - there's not much...ahem...good stuff in this installment :)

Trying again. :)

Hi Kel! :smooch:

:smooch:

I meant it more like, you all work out a lot or do really great diets and I just blah. :lol:
I'm a bit of a blob in comparison.

EDIT: Doctor Therese?!

I would get sued if I tried to peddle this. Only way I could sell the Raw Gospel is if I make myself an ordained minister of some church. That way, the FDA can't come after me. :devil:

:devil: :angel:

:p

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 02:54 AM
:lol: Chris, I love Kelli's cameo.

Yeah I make no promises I didn't read it over. I just sent it.

Don't care. I'm dying. This is too much hotness. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/basic/stretcher.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Oh God and a picture of him. :worship:

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:02 AM
ANOTHER CALL FROM THE CONNECTION IN CALIFORNIA! WTT, HERE I COME! :woohoo:

Always good when someone says, get your reso together. YAY! :)

:bounce: :) :D :hearts: :bigclap: :dance: :yeah: :woohoo::rocker: :crazy: :rocker2: :music: :banana: :sport: :umbrella: :aparty:

scoobs
08-01-2007, 03:03 AM
ANOTHER CALL FROM THE CONNECTION IN CALIFORNIA! WTT, HERE I COME! :woohoo:

Always good when someone says, get your reso together. YAY! :)

:woohoo:

Yay - go Kelli!

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:03 AM
:lol: Chris, I love Kelli's cameo.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Aww, that is too cool. It's great Chris, it really is. Even hearing that he might not make it. :sobbing:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:04 AM
:bounce: :) :D :hearts: :bigclap: :dance: :yeah: :woohoo::rocker: :crazy: :rocker2: :music: :banana: :sport: :umbrella: :aparty:

:woohoo:

Yay - go Kelli!

:inlove:

scoobs
08-01-2007, 03:04 AM
Right - must sleep zzz - nite all xxx

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 03:04 AM
Oh yay Kel that's so exciting!!!! :banana: :bounce:

Sorry I'm late on the uptake here.

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:06 AM
:inlove:

I really hope it works. I will have to schmooze from here, but I have a foot in the door. Referrals always help, so we will see.

Thank you for the good wishes. :hatoff:

I'll see if I can do anything. I'm not promising, but I'll ask around see if I know anyone.

Right - must sleep zzz - nite all xxx
Night Chris, thank you for dropping off the story, well the first part. :D :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:07 AM
Nite Chris! :wavey:

Oh no worries, BD. :)

What is going on with your job- you said something about a crazy teenager there? :shrug:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 03:12 AM
Bye Chris :D

That's great though Kel, it's good to go out and really push for it. You're a stud :)

I hope it goes well, I'm sure you'll get what you want. :hug:

Urgh, my job. It's just this instructor, this teenage boy who is so painfully awkward and socially inept he says things that are inappropriate. Not in a gross or sexual way, but in a cheeky, sarcastic way. Which, as his boss, really pisses me off because he never stops running his mouth. And he just can't take direction. It's just been frustrating.

Sof - just finished the story. I LOVE IT. I feel like I need a cigarette now. I have to go eat dinner, I'll be back and I'll do the editing and pm you back. Thanks so much for writing that :smooch:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:16 AM
I'll see if I can do anything. I'm not promising, but I'll ask around see if I know anyone.

Just the fact that you posted that publicly, is present enough. Thank you Sof, you are the best people. :hug:

That's great though Kel, it's good to go out and really push for it. You're a stud :)

I hope it goes well, I'm sure you'll get what you want. :hug:

Heehee...stud puppet. :devil:

Thank you BD, I appreciate it.

Urgh, my job. It's just this instructor, this teenage boy who is so painfully awkward and socially inept he says things that are inappropriate. Not in a gross or sexual way, but in a cheeky, sarcastic way. Which, as his boss, really pisses me off because he never stops running his mouth. And he just can't take direction. It's just been frustrating.

Aww, young dude, overcompensating. I get it. Yeah, they are not usually too adept at picking up socially acceptable cues. I hope it eases up for you soon.

Enjoy dinner. :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:21 AM
Why do certain posters insist on making it REALLY tough to behave. GOD, I am cramping up here! :help:

*death* Pat Cash is a lady? :o

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:22 AM
Urgh, my job. It's just this instructor, this teenage boy who is so painfully awkward and socially inept he says things that are inappropriate. Not in a gross or sexual way, but in a cheeky, sarcastic way. Which, as his boss, really pisses me off because he never stops running his mouth. And he just can't take direction. It's just been frustrating.

Sof - just finished the story. I LOVE IT. I feel like I need a cigarette now. I have to go eat dinner, I'll be back and I'll do the editing and pm you back. Thanks so much for writing that :smooch:

Monica you are the boss, let him know he needs to shut it.

Good. I'm glad you love it. You are the only person that has to like it. My gift to you. :kiss:

Just the fact that you posted that publicly, is present enough. Thank you Sof, you are the best people. :hug:
That's the kind of things friends or even people who just kind of like each other, do for each other. I'll use my mob connections for you any day dear.


Aww, young dude, overcompensating. I get it. Yeah, they are not usually too adept at picking up socially acceptable cues. I hope it eases up for you soon.

When isn't this the case?

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:23 AM
Why do certain posters insist on making it REALLY tough to behave. GOD, I am cramping up here! :help:

I think you should let that comment out, please.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:24 AM
.That's the kind of things friends or even people who just kind of like each other, do for each other. I'll use my mob connections for you any day dear.

It makes me feel good to know that you kind of like me. :hatoff: :p

When isn't this the case?

Young boys- sharp as marbles, they are. :yeah:

Metis
08-01-2007, 03:31 AM
:scratch: (I dunno a lot about diets. I'm on the seafood diet: I see food, I eat it)

Here's the pic I promised. I took it this morning w/ my phone before I left for tennis

Reggie's Abs (http://i17.tinypic.com/52y0r4g.jpg)

:haha: Me too at the moment. That's why I have started keeping a minimum amount of food in my refrigerator :lol:.

Great abs! :yeah:


;) Thank you. I've convinced myself that red meat is evil. :lol:


:lol: Then I must be too as I seem to love evil. :devil:



Not from the TV show but this is what Kelli is dealing with. http://youtube.com/watch?v=JygyRcMJV7k


:speakles:... :retard:... :help:.... what a pshycho!!!

Poor Kelli! It's only one night you'll get through it. :hug:


Okay new slash

Okay so I accepted the Harlequin Challenge and selected scenario #8, which was:

For A and B, it was love at first sight – a forbidden love. Men to men, adultery… for everyone’s good, it must remain secret. But as A is involved in a terrible car accident and everyone fears for his life, their secret comes to light.

B can’t stand seeing A slip away, and he wonders if the flame of passion is still burning in him. If A has given up on life, on everything… on him. Can love still conquer, even if the battle seems already lost?

So, here goes - Beyond Reach - Part 1

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/467349.html?#cutid1

Very nice! I'm looking forward to the next instalment! Poor Roger :tears:.

One question though. After Andy got the call from Mardy why did he drop his ipod into the bag? It's not like he was going jogging or something. :lol: (unless it was just something done mechanically without much thought)

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:36 AM
It makes me feel good to know that you kind of like me. :hatoff: :p

Just the tinyest bit. You know I hook up the old men that I hate with jobs all the time there is no real like needed.

But we are liek sooooo online bffs4lyfe ;) :kiss:


I would, but I promised Michelle that I would keep my mouth shut, even when she is out of earshot.

She lurks here, and I know that she will find my post about it. It's just known how I feel about the whole thing, even if my gf's never listen to a goddamn word I say.

I told her that our chat thread got pulled and deleted though. She looks at GM and players forums a lot, but not the chat threads. :p

Sneaky. Though I do like this girl and I only know her from what you've said. I still think we need to compare stories. ;)



:lol: Then I must be too as I seem to love evil. :devil:
Grr baby :toothy: :toothy: :toothy:



:speakles:... :retard:... :help:.... what a pshycho!!!

Poor Kelli! It's only one night you'll get through it. :hug:


What? You don't "kill" keyboards in your backyard along with their young?

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:37 AM
:speakles:... :retard:... :help:.... what a pshycho!!!

Poor Kelli! It's only one night you'll get through it. :hug:

METIS! If I knew how to say "I love you like a crazy fool" in Greek, I'd be saying that now. :kiss:

:sobbing: I know. The Nuge is a nut. He likes really young tail also, just to add to the allure. :ignore:

I will be really drunk that night, otherwise I will get myself fired. I still need the money, so I have to behave. :angel:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:41 AM
Just the tinyest bit. You know I hook up the old men that I hate with jobs all the time there is no real like needed.

But we are liek sooooo online bffs4lyfe ;) :kiss:

:haha:

You hook up old men with jobs?! :eek: I knew nothing about this. I had a feeling there was a Granpa complex happening at the ATP though.

Sneaky. Though I do like this girl and I only know her from what you've said. I still think we need to compare stories. ;)

I already expect a phone call from her. I fucked up and mentioned Nico Lapentti in GM, by accident, without even thinking. The minute I did that, I smelled the familiar scent of burnt toast. :banghead:

I am always in trouble with her, even though she loves me. :angel:

partygirl
08-01-2007, 03:46 AM
Goddamn girly, I was about to send the national guard out for you. Please don't disappear that much- it's bad for my complexion. :)




Very, very sorry...you know how much i love clean clear skin!
i was swimming in Deb's rooftop pool because its better than mine:(
& i have her keys:devil:

National Guard....mmmmm:lick: i could do something with that.:lol:

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:48 AM
:haha:

You hook up old men with jobs?! :eek: I knew nothing about this. I had a feeling there was a Granpa complex happening at the ATP though.
Now you know why. :sobbing: It's my dirty little secret.



I already expect a phone call from her. I fucked up and mentioned Nico Lapentti in GM, by accident, without even thinking. The minute I did that, I smelled the familiar scent of burnt toast. :banghead:

I am always in trouble with her, even though she loves me. :angel:

:lol: I saw that the eye brows went up I processed it shook my head and laughed.

I love reading that thread. I can't post in it. I'll go into my whole neurotic thing where they are all different words. Like handsome has a definite meaning so does sexy.

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 03:49 AM
Very, very sorry...you know how much i love clean clear skin!
i was swimming in Deb's rooftop pool because its better than mine:(
& i have her keys:devil:

National Guard....mmmmm:lick: i could do something with that.:lol:

Time out what? :lol:

Does she know you are using her pool? :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 03:57 AM
Very, very sorry...you know how much i love clean clear skin!
i was swimming in Deb's rooftop pool because its better than mine:(
& i have her keys:devil:

There ya be! :hug:

Swimming in a rooftop pool? Automatic pass. :yeah:

National Guard....mmmmm:lick: i could do something with that.:lol:

All of them?! Wow....:worship:

Now you know why. :sobbing: It's my dirty little secret.

I figured as much, with all the talk of those old man parties you go to. Oh ick, now it all makes sense. :o :p

:lol: I saw that the eye brows went up I processed it shook my head and laughed.

I love reading that thread. I can't post in it. I'll go into my whole neurotic thing where they are all different words. Like handsome has a definite meaning so does sexy.

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 03:58 AM
Heehee...stud puppet. :devil:

Thank you BD, I appreciate it.



Aww, young dude, overcompensating. I get it. Yeah, they are not usually too adept at picking up socially acceptable cues. I hope it eases up for you soon.

Enjoy dinner. :kiss:

:lol: No problem

This might sound awful, but I'm going to say it: the high-functioning autistic girl we have working with us is better at being a counselor than he is. That says a lot about his nonability to function. He's on a whole other level of weird.

EDIT: That does sound terrible... thinking of deleting that

Monica you are the boss, let him know he needs to shut it.

Good. I'm glad you love it. You are the only person that has to like it. My gift to you. :kiss:


I'm so close to snapping him like the twig he is.

Best present ever! I'll go edit now, which is just another excuse to read it again.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:02 AM
Monica, you are entitled to your frustration. This is a place to air all that stuff out. :hug:

partygirl
08-01-2007, 04:04 AM
Time out what? :lol:

Does she know you are using her pool? :lol:

well she gave me her keys & if you know anything about me it is that- "I do what i feel" and i YELL that as i do it:spit::yeah: i mean i live a block away & our buildings are practically the same & if anyone has anything to say about it they can kiss my ample beautiful ass (hardly an punishment)
plus the security guard for all of our buildings stalks me...so he ain't gonna stop me:dance:
i'm getting her mail & stuff so a fair trade is pool/hot tub usage plus something from italy while she is there:p

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 04:05 AM
I figured as much, with all the talk of those old man parties you go to. Oh ick, now it all makes sense. :o :p
:angel:


God, that was really :cuckoo: of me- knowing that she reads it. I was not really paying attention, doing two things at once. Before I knew it, it was too late.

I think she'll call me and laugh. She is actually really good natured about stuff, as am I. The only thing I took issue with is the Pat Cash thing, because of his obvious domestic situation. We don't talk about it. Better for my blood pressure, and our friendship. ;)

Yeah I don't think this is the same thing. Well same level anyway. Not even close.

:lol: No problem

This might sound awful, but I'm going to say it: the high-functioning autistic girl we have working with us is better at being a counselor than he is. That says a lot about his nonability to function. He's on a whole other level of weird.

EDIT: That does sound terrible... thinking of deleting that



I'm so close to snapping him like the twig he is.

Best present ever! I'll go edit now, which is just another excuse to read it again.

That doesn't sound terrible. It is okay to talk about mentally disabled people in a positive light. It's not your fault he's maybe literally socially retarded.

And you snap him and move on. You are the boss in that situation.

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 04:06 AM
well she gave me her keys & if you know anything about me it is that- "i do what i feel" and i YELL that as i do it:spit::yeah: i mean i live a block away & our buildings are practically the same & if anyone has anything to say about it they can kiss my ample beautiful ass (hardly an punishment) plus the security guard for all of our buildings stalks me...so he ain't gonna stop me:dance: i'm getting her mail & stuff so a fair trade is pool/hot tub usage plus something from italy while she is there:p

Yes. Now that I have the full story it seems just. I'd use the pool/hot tub as well. :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:07 AM
Oh my god, I am in serious trouble. Anyone know the number of the nearest witness protection location? :o :ignore: :help: :aplot: :lick: :sobbing: :help:


EDIT: Larah poolside. Niiiiiiice. :smoke:

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 04:09 AM
Um...

partygirl
08-01-2007, 04:12 AM
yeow.

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 04:13 AM
Monica, you are entitled to your frustration. This is a place to air all that stuff out. :hug:

Thanks :hug:

Apart from the torture show from Nugent coming up, how's your job goin?

EDIT: Wait a tick. Who's coming for you? :aplot:

well she gave me her keys & if you know anything about me it is that- "i do what i feel" and i YELL that as i do it:spit::yeah: i mean i live a block away & our buildings are practically the same & if anyone has anything to say about it they can kiss my ample beautiful ass (hardly an punishment) plus the security guard for all of our buildings stalks me...so he ain't gonna stop me:dance: i'm getting her mail & stuff so a fair trade is pool/hot tub usage plus something from italy while she is there:p

:yeah: I want to join you, I haven't gone swimming in ages.


That doesn't sound terrible. It is okay to talk about mentally disabled people in a positive light. It's not your fault he's maybe literally socially retarded.

And you snap him and move on. You are the boss in that situation.

True. That's exactly what it is, makes me feel better :D :lol:

Consider it done.

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 04:15 AM
Sex ... erm .... the man is back. I'll see you lovelies tomorrow. :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:17 AM
Thanks :hug:

Apart from the torture show from Nugent coming up, how's your job goin?

EDIT: Wait a tick. Who's coming for you? :aplot:

It's going well, thank you. Baby bands are a bit tough to deal with, but that's par for the course. :)

The message came from a singer I know from Larah's neck of the woods. He's dangerous, and he means what he said- he plans to collect a pound of flesh from me. :eek: :lick:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:19 AM
yeow.

More like YIKES. I am trying to kick my musician addiction, but so far it is not going well.

Like asking you to kick your Andy addiction. :p

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 04:21 AM
More like YIKES. I am trying to kick my musician addiction, but so far it is not going well.

Like asking you to kick your Andy addiction. :p


Shush and go with it. You know your type.


Okay I'm really going now. I have a shower to interrupt. :devil:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 04:23 AM
Bye Sof :smooch:

It's going well, thank you. Baby bands are a bit tough to deal with, but that's par for the course. :)

The message came from a singer I know from Larah's neck of the woods. He's dangerous, and he means what he said- he plans to collect a pound of flesh from me. :eek: :lick:

Good :). I'd think big-boy bands are tough too.

You and your musicians ;)
That's a pretty predatory statement from him... I like. You have fune with that :devil:

partygirl
08-01-2007, 04:23 AM
Like asking you to kick your Andy addiction. :pOh shit!
you are in serious trouble girl because that is just never gonna happen.:haha:
Ande4life.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:27 AM
Shush and go with it. You know your type.

Bye bye, Pumpkin. Have a good time. :kiss:

I can't go with it- it's like doing ONE line, then putting away the mirror. I can't, so I don't do ANY. :p

You and your musicians ;)
That's a pretty predatory statement from him... I like. You have fune with that :devil:

I have a problem, and I am aware of it. I'd like to keep it in check, but I am attracted like moth to flame. This one is, of course, Spanish. :rolleyes: So predictable of me.

Aren't you attracted to a type, BD?

Oh shit!
you are in serious trouble girl because that is just never gonna happen.:haha:

You couldn't quit Andy for a month? How about quitting porn for a month? :devil:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 04:31 AM
I have a problem, and I am aware of it. I'd like to keep it in check, but I am attracted like moth to flame. This one is, of course, Spanish. :rolleyes: So predictable of me.

Aren't you attracted to a type, BD?


Why bother keeping it in check when you can have all sorts of fun with it? :devil:
They want you, you want them ... all seems well to me.

Yes I am, and my type is just no good :o

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:35 AM
Why bother keeping it in check when you can have all sorts of fun with it? :devil:
They want you, you want them ... all seems well to me.

It's a rule though, once you get a professional job, and begin to climb a social ladder- I am no longer a kid, you know? Time for me to stop fucking the talent. Once you pass a certain point, you can no longer rub up against the musicians anymore. :lol:

Yes I am, and my type is just no good :o

Which type is this? You hinted before, but never gave an answer- I don't know what your type is like.

partygirl
08-01-2007, 04:35 AM
I can't go with it- it's like doing ONE line, then putting away the mirror.
:lol::haha:





You couldn't quit Andy for a month? How about quitting porn for a month? :devil:
Nope. Nope.
These are my addictions & i ain't no quitter:p I am a Faaaaaaaaan.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:39 AM
:lol::haha:

:haha:

:o Oh dear, that was terrible. Shameful. I should really apologize ....but I won't. :devil:

Just for clarification, I do not do drugs, especially blow. :angel:

Nope. Nope.
These are my addictions & i ain't no quitter:p I am a Faaaaaaaaan.

I love the non quitter type. :yeah:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 04:43 AM
It's a rule though, once you get a professional job, and begin to climb a social ladder- I am no longer a kid, you know? Time for me to stop fucking the talent. Once you pass a certain point, you can no longer rub up against the musicians anymore. :lol:



Which type is this? You hinted before, but never gave an answer- I don't know what your type is like.

That's true, and truthfully I love the career-minded answer there. You'll have to find Spanish non-musicians then :lol:.

Oh you know, guys who substitute passion for words, have a couple of issues for me to sort, are witty/intelligent, and can charm a floorlamp. That kind :o
I grew up fantasizing about James Bond. He was my hero and future husband. It's very... typical of me.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:46 AM
Spanish non musicians. That could be a workable solution. :lol:

Nothing you said in your description sounded bad though. Sounds like someone you would be attracted to. Nothing wrong with that, is there? :shrug:

It's not like you said you were into unemployed, alcoholic, cross-dressing, rodeo clowns who live with their mothers, well into their 40's. :)

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 04:52 AM
:lol: True.

It's hard to put it into words. What that attraction has bought me so far in life is guys who seduce everyone around them with their wit and charm but then behind closed doors they have bottled up problems. Anger problems, possessive problems. And they're not light issues, they're enough to break it off as quick as it started. So maybe I just haven't found the right charming, witty, passionate man yet. But so far my type has proven an issue :ras:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 04:53 AM
Urgh, my job. It's just this instructor, this teenage boy who is so painfully awkward and socially inept he says things that are inappropriate. Not in a gross or sexual way, but in a cheeky, sarcastic way. Which, as his boss, really pisses me off because he never stops running his mouth. And he just can't take direction. It's just been frustrating.

Spank him. Hard. See how long he lasts

Why do certain posters insist on making it REALLY tough to behave. GOD, I am cramping up here! :help:

I dont get this one :confused:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 04:57 AM
Spank him. Hard. See how long he lasts


Oh ew he's like 13 :ignore:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:57 AM
That comment I made was about Pat Cash. :)

EDIT: Jonathan doesn't read most of the posts he quotes. That gets him into trouble. :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 04:59 AM
Oh ew he's like 13 :ignore:

Ok, nevermind :tape: What does he do then, dear, i can help, i was 13 just a few yrs ago :lol:

That comment I made was about Pat Cash. :)

Yeah, i got that much, but why was it hard to behave? he thought cash was a woman? :confused:

EDIT- thats the first time i ever put the wrong smiley :retard:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 05:01 AM
Yeah, i got that much, but why was it hard to behave? he thought cash was a woman? :wavey:

I know that. I had to bite the inside of my lip to keep my mouth shut. It's bad enough that I slipped up without thinking and outed my friend, along with the dreaded Nico Lapentti debaucle. :p

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 05:05 AM
That comment I made was about Pat Cash. :)

EDIT: Jonathan doesn't read most of the posts he quotes. That gets him into trouble. :lol:

I can see that :lol:

Ok, nevermind :tape: What does he do then, dear, i can help, i was 13 just a few yrs ago :lol:


:lol: He's one of those supremely awkward kids, going into high school but looks like he should be entering middle school, has no concept of what's socially acceptable behavior. Just really weird. Calls out during the presentations, gets suddenly angry and runs off pouting. He badgers me with sarcastic and underhanded statements, which makes me :fiery:. I don't let people twice my age give me that much cheek, let alone a little twig like that. I kept my cool today, but I'm ready to cut him tomorrow. If he does it again he'll leave in tears.

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:05 AM
I know that. I had to bite the inside of my lip to keep my mouth shut. It's bad enough that I slipped up without thinking and outed my friend, along with the dreaded Nico Lapentti debaucle. :p

Hang on.

Ima go take a couple shots of Jager.

When i come back, your post might make sense to me, cuz im a complete :retard:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 05:08 AM
You have another pm, BD. :)

Sarcasm is way uncool when it is directed towards another person as a veiled shot. I hate that. I used to know this girl who would insult you, then take it back by saying, "Just kidding." Bullshit. When someone says that, they meant what they said. They are just backtracking because you caught them, and called them on their nonsense. ;)

Boys that age are totally socially awkward though, no? :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:08 AM
I can see that :lol:



:lol: He's one of those supremely awkward kids, going into high school but looks like he should be entering middle school, has no concept of what's socially acceptable behavior. Just really weird. Calls out during the presentations, gets suddenly angry and runs off pouting. He badgers me with sarcastic and underhanded statements, which makes me :fiery:. I don't let people twice my age give me that much cheek, let alone a little twig like that. I kept my cool today, but I'm ready to cut him tomorrow. If he does it again he'll leave in tears.

Vamos, make him cry :)

But it sounds like he likes you :devil:

Or maybe yoou could slip him some scotch in his drinking water? :angel:

And from the sounds of it, hes gonna get a rude awakening in HS. Sounds like someone who gets beat up and grows up REAL quick.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 05:10 AM
Hang on.

Ima go take a couple shots of Jager.

When i come back, your post might make sense to me, cuz im a complete :retard:

:haha:

Maybe it is me and not you. I think I am making sense. At least the voices in my head are telling me that.

Jager...:eek: I know it's bad karma for me to say this, but that stuff is lethal, even though I am responsible for peddling it. :devil:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 05:14 AM
You have another pm, BD. :)

Sarcasm is way uncool when it is directed towards another person as a veiled shot. I hate that. I used to know this girl who would insult you, then take it back by saying, "Just kidding." Bullshit. When someone says that, they meant what they said. They are just backtracking because you caught them, and called them on their nonsense. ;)

Boys that age are totally socially awkward though, no? :lol:

As do you :)

OMG I used to do that :o :o. I hate myself for it, and I can admit I did it when I was at my lowest of lows, extremely depressed. Now I would never, it's so thinly veiled and tasteless. But I wanted people to believe me, despite saying 'just kidding'. I hated everyone :lol:

Yeah they are, but this one is king of weird.

Vamos, make him cry :)

But it sounds like he likes you :devil:

Or maybe yoou could slip him some scotch in his drinking water? :angel:

And from the sounds of it, hes gonna get a rude awakening in HS. Sounds like someone who gets beat up and grows up REAL quick.

I know. Which is why we accepted him, we sat there and thought "this kid is going to get bullied for the rest of his life, and turning him away now is just cruel".

That's enough about the crap kid. He'll get smacked around by my bad attitude if he continues. I'm not losing sleep over him.

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:14 AM
:haha:

Maybe it is me and not you. I think I am making sense. At least the voices in my head are telling me that.

Jager...:eek: I know it's bad karma for me to say this, but that stuff is lethal, even though I am responsible for peddling it. :devil:

im a compulsive moron, i must try everything once :o

Guilty by design....

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:15 AM
I know. Which is why we accepted him, we sat there and thought "this kid is going to get bullied for the rest of his life, and turning him away now is just cruel".

That's enough about the crap kid. He'll get smacked around by my bad attitude if he continues. I'm not losing sleep over him.

Seriously, if i was in your position, i would order a hooker for him :devil:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 05:18 AM
Hey, Jonathan, do you know where "guilty by design" comes from? You know where I got that saying? :)

Jager is dangerous. Some of the worst hangings ever have come from that. I try to never revisit, unless I have Red Bull with it. ;)

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:20 AM
Thoughts for the day:

1. Racism sucks :o

2. Mr. MTF is going to be very fun :D

3. Sofya, I love you, regardless of what fights we get into :smooch:

4. Im not going to Cincy :awww:

5. Calvin Klein? hmmmm :scratch:

Explanations later

Ok, let me expand on these:

1. Ok, so im in the mall with a few friends, right? We go over to the food court. One wants pizza, one wants chinese, i was chick-fil-a (mostly because there was a cute spanish girl working the register, but shhhhh ;)).

So i walk over there and im waiting in line, and i dont see her. :sad: I guess she had the day off or something :sad: But i get into the front of the line, and the punk looks right past me and at the guy behind me. :o

And the guy says "Nah, he was before me" pointing at me.

"Sorry, i need someone else to take his order"

I look at him

"Why cant you do it?"

"I dont speak Spanish, senor" with a butchering of the spanish language :rolleyes:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:21 AM
Hey, Jonathan, do you know where "guilty by design" comes from? You know where I got that saying? :)

Jager is dangerous. Some of the worst hangings ever have come from that. I try to never revisit, unless I have Red Bull with it. ;)

yeah, i looked it up, its the lyrics to some song, but i was too shitfaced at the time to download or listen to it. Hard rock, i would imagine.

REd bull= :drool:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 05:22 AM
:yeah: Song lyrics, yes.


I am very disappointed to hear that you were treated that way. That is inexcusable. :fiery:

Metis
08-01-2007, 05:23 AM
Grr baby :toothy: :toothy: :toothy:

That's me pouncing on a roasted lamb leg. Evil!!! :devil:



What? You don't "kill" keyboards in your backyard along with their young?


Yes, that was as idiotic as anyone could ever imagine :lol:.


METIS! If I knew how to say "I love you like a crazy fool" in Greek, I'd be saying that now. :kiss:

:sobbing: I know. The Nuge is a nut. He likes really young tail also, just to add to the allure. :ignore:

I will be really drunk that night, otherwise I will get myself fired. I still need the money, so I have to behave. :angel:

:smooch:

There you go: S'agapo' san treli' ke palavi' (imagine pronouncing it as if it was italian with the accent on the last syllable as shown by the apostrophes) :lol:



http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/31/lolcatsdotcomtg96x2amq7hywhv8.jpg (http://www.lolcats.com/view/9109/)

:lol:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:25 AM
I know, right? :rolleyes: Of course it was a pale blond haired blue eyed punk rich kid (not that thre is anything wrong with that, he was just a shithead). If that spanish girl was there, there woulda been a fight, no doubt, those latinas get crazy. Just the way i like em :lick:

Thoughts for the day:

1. Racism sucks :o

2. Mr. MTF is going to be very fun :D

3. Sofya, I love you, regardless of what fights we get into :smooch:

4. Im not going to Cincy :awww:

5. Calvin Klein? hmmmm :scratch:

Explanations later

2. The competition will be very fun, especially now that i have my non 70's porn star look

3. I still love Sofya :smooch:

4. I lost the journalist thing to some kid in NYC. Lucky. :sad:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:26 AM
Metis :hearts:

Your cat fetish makes me weak in the knees, im such a sucker for cute kitties :awww: :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 05:28 AM
:smooch:

There you go: S'agapo' san treli' ke palavi' (imagine pronouncing it as if it was italian with the accent on the last syllable as shown by the apostrophes) :lol:

Aww SHIT. :sobbing: Damn American school system- I don't know how to say that. However you pronounce the lovely language without butchering it....you have it in spirit. :inlove:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/31/lolcatsdotcomtg96x2amq7hywhv8.jpg (http://www.lolcats.com/view/9109/)

:lol:

EDIT: BD, one more, and the IOU of another one tomorrow. :) Going to sleep now. Night all. Be well...:kiss:

This is so freakin' cute. Like bordering dangerously close to El Gato cute. I love it. :inlove:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 05:29 AM
Kel - incoming.

Seriously, if i was in your position, i would order a hooker for him :devil:

Oh EW times two. Yeah, that wouldn't get me fired :rolleyes:

I can't believe you were treated that way.

Metis, that's adorable!! :hearts:

Metis
08-01-2007, 05:32 AM
Metis :hearts:

Your cat fetish makes me weak in the knees, im such a sucker for cute kitties :awww: :awww:


:kiss:

I wouldn't call it a fetish though. Lolcats don't arouse me sexually :lol:. Although the ones below are pretty pervy :aplot:

meenyminymo
08-01-2007, 05:35 AM
:haha: Metis, I love it.

Gotta go, see ya'll tomorrow :wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:38 AM
Thoughts for the day:

1. Racism sucks :o

2. Mr. MTF is going to be very fun :D

3. Sofya, I love you, regardless of what fights we get into :smooch:

4. Im not going to Cincy :awww:

5. Calvin Klein? hmmmm :scratch:

Explanations later

As for 5, after i was pissed at the food court punk, we went into the CK store just to blow off some steam and browse around. Then this guy runs over (i could tell instantly he was gay, just by his mannerisms, he also had a rainbow scarf and a very obtuse lisp :lol: ) and says: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!" looking at me

Im like: "What? whats the problem?" :eek:

"You! Florida is hot enough! You dont need to wear such a tight shirt!"

:haha:

At this point, im laughing, the "compliment" helped me out, becase the chick fula thing was still on my mind. Then he grabbed me and pushed me over to this gorgeous spanish woman, Adriana.

"This guy, Adri, dear, what do you think?"

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:41 AM
She looks me up and down and says: "I dunno, we could do something with him, yeah, yeah, i think he can work, how old are you, sweetie? 20, 21?"

:eek: "No, im 17 :shrug:"

She was like :eek: :eek: :eek:

"When are you turning 18?"

"November"

She gave me her card and told me she thinks i could be a model :eek: :eek: :eek:

Metis
08-01-2007, 05:43 AM
EDIT: BD, one more, and the IOU of another one tomorrow. :) Going to sleep now. Night all. Be well...:kiss:

:haha: Metis, I love it.

Gotta go, see ya'll tomorrow :wavey:

Goodnight to both of you :hug: I should probably go to bed soon too...


As for 5, after i was pissed at the food court punk, we went into the CK store just to blow off some steam and browse around. Then this guy runs over (i could tell instantly he was gay, just by his mannerisms, he also had a rainbow scarf and a very obtuse lisp :lol: ) and says: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!" looking at me

Im like: "What? whats the problem?" :eek:

"You! Florida is hot enough! You dont need to wear such a tight shirt!"

:haha:

At this point, im laughing, the "compliment" helped me out, becase the chick fula thing was still on my mind. Then he grabbed me and pushed me over to this gorgeous spanish woman, Adriana.

"This guy, Adri, dear, what do you think?"

:haha:

Wait, so was he asking her opinion for his taste in men or was he trying to set you up with her?


EDIT: nevermind I just saw your last post. Modeling then! Sounds like shaving was a good move :lol:.

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:46 AM
EDIT: nevermind I just saw your last post. Modeling then! Sounds like shaving was a good move :lol:.

I guess so :haha: Although i should cut back on the booze :o

Yeah, i think i look better sans moustache. But the rest of it stays :D

And Adriana looks like shes 30something, not in my age range :shrug:

Although i wouldnt mind learning some "tricks" from a seasonsed vet like her :aplot: That is of course if she is unmarried :angel:

Metis
08-01-2007, 05:53 AM
Any pics sans moustache? :lol:

I'm sure you'll meet other models there within your age range ;). Better be careful though; make sure you know what kind of 'modeling' they want you to do :devil:.

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 05:55 AM
Any pics sans moustache? :lol:

I'm sure you'll meet other models there within your age range ;). Better be careful though; make sure you know what kind of 'modeling' they want you to do :devil:.

I took some today, i'll upload them tomorrow ;)

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 07:47 AM
Busy day. LOTS to catch up on....this might take a while


"Sorry, i need someone else to take his order"

I look at him

"Why cant you do it?"

"I dont speak Spanish, senor" with a butchering of the spanish language :rolleyes:

:o WOW! Just when I thought we were in the 21st century :rolleyes:

:hug: I'm sorry you had to deal with that :o

Okay new slash

[/B]So, here goes - Beyond Reach - Part 1

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/467349.html?#cutid1

:worship: FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU LITERARY GENIUS BASTARD :ras::lol:

And I love Kell's cameo, I almost fell out, I was like 'OMG! Dr. Therese!' I was like a starstruck little girl :lol:

(shows how much I love ya Kells :hug::kiss: )

pt. 2 coming

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 07:48 AM
Pt. 2



I would get sued if I tried to peddle this. Only way I could sell the Raw Gospel is if I make myself an ordained minister of some church. That way, the FDA can't come after me. :devil:

AMEN! :woohoo:

ANOTHER CALL FROM THE CONNECTION IN CALIFORNIA! WTT, HERE I COME! :woohoo:

Always good when someone says, get your reso together. YAY! :)


:woohoo::bounce::yippee::aparty: YAY! I can't WAIT to get in trouble with you :bounce:

I mean we have to have SOMETHING else to do when we're not busy saving tennis :yeah:

It's bad enough that I slipped up without thinking and outed my friend, along with the dreaded Nico Lapentti debaucle. :p

I feel the need for a PM :aplot::lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 07:48 AM
Pt. 3

:haha: Me too at the moment. That's why I have started keeping a minimum amount of food in my refrigerator :lol:.

:lol: my mom tried that, it didn't work :lol:

Great abs! :yeah:
:hug: Thanks, although I guess I should thank my parents too :shrug:

but hey, I play tennis and dance :lol: I think I should get some credit.

One question though. After Andy got the call from Mardy why did he drop his ipod into the bag? It's not like he was going jogging or something. :lol: (unless it was just something done mechanically without much thought) I thought about that too...but maybe he was anticipating having to wait at some point :shrug: but you're right, it could have just been subconscious.

Now you know why. :sobbing: It's my dirty little secret. :aplot: I see well it's not THAT dirty :lol:

But we are liek sooooo online bffs4lyfe ;) :kiss:
:jealousy::ras::lol:

SEXY BITCH (http://i9.tinypic.com/4lrat6h.jpg):hearts: Remember when I said I'd give him up, yeah I take it back now :lol: :p

I love reading that thread. I can't post in it. I'll go into my whole neurotic thing where they are all different words. Like handsome has a definite meaning so does sexy.
Totally agree. Handsome and sexy are different, however not mutually exclusive. Like someone can be handsome and sexy, but sexy doesn't mean that you're handsome. It's weird, but I think we're on the same page.

scoobs
08-01-2007, 08:45 AM
Re: the ipod - yes it was subconscious. Andy was an auto-pilot and just went through his usual leaving the room routine - dumping various things that he normally takes out with him into his bag. I mentioned the ipod specifically because it's an item that most people who have one take with them wherever they go, and it would be instinct to throw it into the bag if you weren't exactly concentrating.

That's all :)

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 08:46 AM
thought so


I LOVE it :hearts:

:awww: I hope Rogi's ok :awww::unsure:

Sofyaxo
08-01-2007, 08:48 AM
Slight inability to sleep. I will bug you all before running.

This post is for Metis.

The rofl cat website is acutally on my favorites list.

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 09:01 AM
:haha::spit::haha::rolls:

I just SCREAMED laughing :lol: @ 2 am :tape::lol:

More Funnies (http://i10.tinypic.com/6exfrc2.jpg)
Cont. (http://i18.tinypic.com/67sqirb.jpg)


and I agree about the big bird :lol:

yeah, I TOTALLY take back what I said about giving Marat up :lol:

scoobs
08-01-2007, 09:12 AM
I hope Roger will be okay too - but I haven't decided yet :devil:

Jonathan - I'm sorry you had to deal with that son of a bitch. Racism of any kind pisses me off highly. It is so incredibly pathetic and mindless.

Aleka
08-01-2007, 12:01 PM
Funny cats :D

Just came back home :banana: Tequila night again :rolls: I'm too lazy to look back :sad: You guys talk too much :lol: :worship:

Hope everyone's having a good day/morning :kiss:

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 02:53 PM
so far so good :wavey::hug:

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:o My body must be revolting against me :smash:

I went to bed @ 4:15 and got up @ 7:30 like I just got 8 hours of sleep :rolleyes:


:unsure: I feel a midday crash coming on :scared:

Jade Fox
08-01-2007, 04:02 PM
Oh Reg.:hug:

Okay question. I just watch this romcom called "Because I Said So," starring Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore. The movie was okay at best, predictable right from the start with mediocre acting. There was one scene though that made me cringe and that was when Diane, who plays Mandy's meddling mother, asks her what an orgasm feel like.

Call me crazy but I just can't imagine myself describing to my mother what an orgasm feel like.:eek: That's a bit much, even for me. And before that, the daughters talked candidly about uncircumsized penises and the number of orgasms they've had in one session, with their mom quite casually. That just boggles my mind, since Diane's character comes off as uptight and don't seem like the type who would be okay with talking with her daughters about that kind of stuff.

So I ask my fellow Pervs, just how in depth do you talk about sex with your parents, if at all?

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 04:19 PM
Oh Reg.:hug:

Okay question. I just watch this romcom called "Because I Said So," starring Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore. The movie was okay at best, predictable right from the start with mediocre acting. There was one scene though that made me cringe and that was when Diane, who plays Mandy's meddling mother, asks her what an orgasm feel like.

Call me crazy but I just can't imagine myself describing to my mother what an orgasm feel like.:eek: That's a bit much, even for me. And before that, the daughters talked candidly about uncircumsized penises and the number of orgasms they've had in one session, with their mom quite casually. That just boggles my mind, since Diane's character comes off as uptight and don't seem like the type who would be okay with talking with her daughters about that kind of stuff.

So I ask my fellow Pervs, just how in depth do you talk about sex with your parents, if at all?

I might not be the best to talk to, im a bit young, but I dont talk AT ALL about my sex life with my mom. It is simply not her business, and even if it was, it would be the most awkward thing ever :shrug:

"Hey mom, I had some great sex today"

"How was it?"

"I made her moan like a cow in grazing" :o :o :o

Not gonna happen :o

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 04:35 PM
Okay question. I just watch this romcom called "Because I Said So," starring Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore. The movie was okay at best, predictable right from the start with mediocre acting. There was one scene though that made me cringe and that was when Diane, who plays Mandy's meddling mother, asks her what an orgasm feel like.

Call me crazy but I just can't imagine myself describing to my mother what an orgasm feel like.:eek: That's a bit much, even for me. And before that, the daughters talked candidly about uncircumsized penises and the number of orgasms they've had in one session, with their mom quite casually. That just boggles my mind, since Diane's character comes off as uptight and don't seem like the type who would be okay with talking with her daughters about that kind of stuff.

So I ask my fellow Pervs, just how in depth do you talk about sex with your parents, if at all?
I don't have sex :shrug:

:unsure::scared:

:devil:

My parents and I don't really talk about sex. Well my dad used to ask me about sex, but the whole bi thing makes him uncomfortable :lol: He used to ask me if I got a lot of lovin', but yeah, we don't really talk about sex :lol:. My mom still thinks I should wait until I'm married to have sex. She's very old fashioned. She doesn't even talk about sex with her girlfriends :lol: she blushes @ Sex and the City, so yeah, she not very comfortable talking about sex at all.

I dunno, I guess it just depends on the relationship that people have with their parents. :shrug: Who knows :lol:

scoobs
08-01-2007, 04:39 PM
I never discuss my sex life with my parents, nor they me with theirs. I have a very healthy, happy relationship with my mother and step-father but we've never felt the need to go there. The closest we have come was when I asked them a couple of years ago if they were swingers.

They're not, apparently, by the way.

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:42 PM
Hiya Beautiful People! :kiss:

RA, good to see you. :hatoff: Hope you are adjusting to regular life, post vacay again.

So I ask my fellow Pervs, just how in depth do you talk about sex with your parents, if at all?

Nathaliia
08-01-2007, 04:43 PM
Hi Kelli, thanks for your rep. It really made me feel better :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:46 PM
Nathii- I have been thinking about you for the last 12 hours now. I won't ask those lame questions like "How are you?" or "How are you feeling?" I wish I had more words that would help...

Just know that you have good vibes/prayers in the world for you. And you are most welcome for that. :hug:

Nathaliia
08-01-2007, 04:50 PM
Praying is the best we can do, and we don't make it for me, but for them

R.I.P.

Thanks again...

And I guess switching the topic would be appriopriate anyway...

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 04:51 PM
My parents are strange people. I talk to my mom about some of the things that go on with me, but I hold back a lot. She is conservative Catholic, and would be very surprised about how I am. She has become more open minded than she was earlier in life, but not much. I treat her like a child in that respect, because I care about her and don't want to offend her.

That being said, she has referred to me as (her exact words)- A PREDATOR. Obviously, she's not totally in the dark. :p

My father is a slut. Plain and simple. He is a skirt chaser, with an aversion to being faithful. A manipulative player, really. I can talk to him about anything, however inappropriate. I don't, because we don't really get along.

He is a Republican, meat eating, former Frat Boy- stereotypical Irish jock type. As long as I cut him a check from whatever business venture it is, he doesn't give a shit if I am making money from directing midget porn. ;)


:scratch:

Were our PARENTS separated at birth too :unsure::p :lol:

That's CRAZY :lol:

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edit: Chris, sign on, I have a HUGE idea :)

Kitty de Sade
08-01-2007, 04:53 PM
Praying is the best we can do, and we don't make it for me, but for them

R.I.P.

Thanks again...

And I guess switching the topic would be appriopriate anyway...

Always...love and prayers for them.

:scratch:

Were our PARENTS separated at birth too :unsure::p :lol:

That's CRAZY :lol:

They ARE crazy Reg, no doubt about it.


I have to go back to the grind for a little bit. Will be back later! :wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 04:54 PM
Nathii is a real sweetheart and there is really nothing more to say other than what has been said above about prayers and vibes :hug:

Nathaliia
08-01-2007, 04:55 PM
Mhh, anyway I think I know only Fee, Sue and Jon from here :p I'm Nathii, 21 y.o. from Poland but also with Belgian/Austrian/native American roots (yeah usually it's American with Polish roots), and I'm a law student (and trainee lawyer) and a journalist - I used to work for local press and especially liked the social issues and travels (had to deal as well with politicians at the age of 16/17 and I actually did school them :tape: ) but right now I write only about tennis.

:wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-01-2007, 04:58 PM
Shes my hero, im totally gonna be a tennis journalist as well :hearts:

mrserenawilliams
08-01-2007, 05:02 PM
Me 2 :yeah:

Nathaliia
08-01-2007, 05:07 PM
Really? :) Jon, are you studying journalism maybe?

And Reggie, thanks for rep... :) How old are you and what are you doing these days?

scoobs
08-01-2007, 05:11 PM
Welcome Nathii, I'm Chris :)

I don't know what's going on but if you're down, have a :hug: - they don't solve anything but they feel nice.