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Beforehand
08-20-2007, 06:24 AM
J, I just realized I've always been jealous of your apostrophe.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:26 AM
Sprouted bread is awesome. :drool: I practically can't eat even regular whole-grain bread any more; unless the grains have been sprouted it's usually way too "flour-y" and heavy. Boo-hiss!

I wish I was not allergic to grain. Even sprouted, I swell up like a casaba melon. :(

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: You and your low body fat. With my body type I don't ever expect to go much lower than 17%, maybe 15% tops. :lol:

Grazie. Although I have to be honest- I have a flat stomach, but I cannot get the definition I want. I am getting a six pack put in, via ab etching. After that is done, I will be completed. :angel:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 06:27 AM
Grazie. Although I have to be honest- I have a flat stomach, but I cannot get the definition I want. I am getting a six pack put in, via ab etching. After that is done, I will be completed. :angel:

"We can rebuild her..."

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 06:27 AM
I don't see you as being any more vulgar than anyone else. :shrug:

I hardly represent the moral majority, though. :)

J, I just realized I've always been jealous of your apostrophe.

Me too. :lick:

I'd totally fuck that apostrophe if it was a Latin girl apostrophe :aplot:

meenyminymo
08-20-2007, 06:27 AM
:hug:

My sweet girl. I answered your pm. :awww:

Responded. No worries, I can tough it out. The world will never know :)


EDIT: Tonight I had petit beurre biscuits with Nutella :drool: :devil:. Almond butter sounds delicious. I don't think I've ever tried it.

You're my queen. Nutella makes the world go round.
Forget raw, I'm baking a chocolate and peanut butter pie tomorrow. Life is too short not to enjoy chocolate and peanut butter pie :lol:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 06:28 AM
P.S. :secret: Sagittarians are happy-go-lucky sluts. :lol: Three of my planets are in Sag. :tape:

I'm a happy-go-lucky J'torian-planet-holding whore!

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 06:29 AM
Me too. :lick:

I'd totally fuck that apostrophe if it was a Latin girl apostrophe :aplot:
:cool:

Apostrophe train!

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 06:30 AM
Is that a four-year institution though? In California we have a great, cheap (for now :o) community college system - they're as good as the state schools and the Univ. of California schools, but they're only two year institutions so if you want a B.A. or B.S. you gotta eventually transfer to somewhere more pricey.

Yeah, thats how it is here as well. you go for 2 years, and you get a scholarship to a better school. Im thinking thatis a good idea, but my mom thinks its a cop-out if i can get a 100% schol. straight out and a looks bad that i went to a public college :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

P.S. :secret: Sagittarians are happy-go-lucky sluts. :lol: Three of my planets are in Sag. :tape:

Talk about descriptions to a T :rolls:

MCL
08-20-2007, 06:30 AM
:bigwave: Kelli



Cancers rule :rocker:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:32 AM
"We can rebuild her..."

What I want cannot be achieved through intense diet or exercise. So, an exacto knife it is. :lol: :p

Responded. No worries, I can tough it out. The world will never know :)

You don't have to be tough. Just breathe.....I'm right here. :hug:

You're my queen. Nutella makes the world go round.
Forget raw, I'm baking a chocolate and peanut butter pie tomorrow. Life is too short not to enjoy chocolate and peanut butter pie :lol:

Metis has started the revolution! :woohoo:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:35 AM
:bigwave: Kelli

Cancers rule :rocker:

LO! :wavey:

I am on the cusp of Gem/Cancer. Lots of my best buds are Cancers. :)

I'm good with whole rice and corn, but wheat I cannot have unless it's sprouted and in small amounts. :) In fact my favorite whole grain pasta is made with spelt and not wheat. And then there's quinoa, which is like buttah for my tummy. :drool:

I LOVE these two. Like mad crazy love, especially quinoa. Ingrid Hoffman just made the most awesome quinoa salad on the Food Network. It was MUY DELICIOSO! :inlove:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 06:35 AM
Alright. Real goodnight.

:wavey:

I love each and every one of you silly children. Until tomorrow!

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 06:38 AM
Okay, wait, hold on a second...

Okay, here you go: "Ay, papi, my name is Chiquita. :aplot: :D"

not the same, but i appreciate your effort :hug:

If you can get a 100% scholarship outright that's less of a hassle than transferring, take it from me. However, if money is tight there's no reason not to consider community colleges. I dunno how they are where you live; I know in some states they're like a glorified high school but here in Calif. and in some other states they're definitely colleges.

the thing with the scholarship is that i have a 75% already locked up. If i go to UF, it costs about 3400 a year for instate kids, so the tuition would only be 850 a year. :shrug:

Eh, i think its more the high school thing you said.

I mean, EVERYONE goes there. its like a HS extension. All the druggies and thugs and burnouts go there as well :lol:

meenyminymo
08-20-2007, 06:42 AM
You don't have to be tough. Just breathe.....I'm right here. :hug:


And I thank you for that :smooch:


Jonathan - have you looked at need-blind schools? They accept you without looking at your financial situation, and if accepted they take a look and do whatever necessary for you to go there. My school screwed me over with it because it looked like we had enough, but now I'm getting A LOT of aid. Enough to cover more than four years at UF :lol:

My school is $48 thousand a year. Eek.

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 06:45 AM
:eek: Dude, no-brainer. Just go! :lol:

:lol: Im sure there is a loophole somewhere :lol:

And I thank you for that :smooch:


Jonathan - have you looked at need-blind schools? They accept you without looking at your financial situation, and if accepted they take a look and do whatever necessary for you to go there. My school screwed me over with it because it looked like we had enough, but now I'm getting A LOT of aid. Enough to cover more than four years at UF :lol:

My school is $48 thousand a year. Eek.

Need blind, hmmm, no, i dnt think so, i'll check into that. :yeah:

48K a year?!?!??!?!?! I'd have to whore my ass out on the streets to get that kind of dough :eek:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:45 AM
And I thank you for that :smooch:

De nada, BD. :hug:

My school is $48 thousand a year. Eek.

:eek:

I can't believe what it costs for people to educate themselves! Unreal.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:46 AM
48K a year?!?!??!?!?! I'd have to whore my ass out on the streets to get that kind of dough :eek:

Oh please- you and that clay king hero of yours would whore in the streets for free. As if you need any motivation for that. :rolleyes: :p

EDIT: Nite J! GO VEG! :angel:

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 06:48 AM
Oh please- you and that clay king hero of yours would whore in the streets for free. As if you need any motivation for that. :rolleyes: :p

EDIT: Nite J! GO VEG! :angel:

Just because you are jealous of the asses myself and the clay guy have doesnt mean you can call us sluts :p

Although we both are :o

Metis
08-20-2007, 06:50 AM
You're my queen. Nutella makes the world go round.
Forget raw, I'm baking a chocolate and peanut butter pie tomorrow. Life is too short not to enjoy chocolate and peanut butter pie :lol:

Metis has started the revolution! :woohoo:

:lol: Nutella will become the opium of the people. :scared:


If you are curious definitely check the peanut butter section of your local grocery, it's getting popular enough that some of the larger supermarkets carry at least one brand or two. Here I'm lucky to get an almond butter that's locally produced, but I've tried other brands and they're great. :D Just keep in mind: roasted almond butter tastes more nutty, while raw almond butter tastes more sweet.

I'll definitely check it out. :)



OK time to go to bed. It's getting very late here on the east coast... :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:50 AM
Just because you are jealous of the asses myself and the clay guy have doesnt mean you can call us sluts :p

Ugh, another cheap shot. :sobbing:

Although we both are :o

Sluts are wonderful people. I LOVE sluts. Seriously- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE them. :inlove:

EDIT: Nite Metis! :wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 06:55 AM
Ugh, another cheap shot. :sobbing:

Had to do it, sweetheart, it was such an awesome set-up :hug: :hug:

Sluts are wonderful people. I LOVE sluts. Seriously- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE them. :inlove:

EDIT: Nite Metis! :wavey:

:hearts: Love you back :hug:

And now i must leave you, dear :hug: :smooch:

meenyminymo
08-20-2007, 06:57 AM
Bye Metis :wavey:


Need blind, hmmm, no, i dnt think so, i'll check into that. :yeah:

48K a year?!?!??!?!?! I'd have to whore my ass out on the streets to get that kind of dough :eek:

Yes do, it's very helpful. I know lots of people who could never afford that 48K, but the school helps out immensely. I think it's predominantly amongst top-tier schools because you have to be valuable for the college to pay for your education :lol:. But look into it, I did very little college research when I was applying. Did you take any AP or IB classes? I have friends who took IB with me and did well enough on the tests that they placed out of an entire year of college, getting sophomore standing. Cuts down the cost greatly.

De nada, BD. :hug:



:eek:

I can't believe what it costs for people to educate themselves! Unreal.

I know, it all goes to fucking landscaping I swear :rolleyes:. It better get me places, or I'm burning that campus to the ground.

:eek: When I was at Brown it was $32,000/year. I'm sure by now it's at least $40,000. :o

Okay, time for me to go. My contacts are drying up which means it's time to spend time with my favorite guy and then go to sleep.

My favorite guy:

Why is he my favorite guy? He's brave and can handle long phallic objects with ease:

Plus he's in my GameCube so he can't give me no backtalk. :devil:

Good night! :D

LINK! J I love you. Sleep tight :hug:
Zelda = best RPG ever. I totally know how the contacts are a sign of needing sleep :lol:. When they try to abandon your eyes you know you need a break.


EDIT: Night Jonathan :wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 07:00 AM
Yes do, it's very helpful. I know lots of people who could never afford that 48K, but the school helps out immensely. I think it's predominantly amongst top-tier schools because you have to be valuable for the college to pay for your education :lol:. But look into it, I did very little college research when I was applying. Did you take any AP or IB classes? I have friends who took IB with me and did well enough on the tests that they placed out of an entire year of college, getting sophomore standing. Cuts down the cost greatly.

Ive taken IB classes from 9-11 grades, but dropped out of them midway last year. As for AP, ive also taken those as well and ive gotten a 1260 SAT score :shrug:

LINK! J I love you. Sleep tight :hug:
Zelda = best RPG ever.

Ive never played the Zelda games, but ive been partial to the Final Fantasy series :D

MCL
08-20-2007, 07:03 AM
Well, good night everyone. :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:04 AM
Nite Jonathan! Nite Lo! :wavey:

Damn, and I didn't make it back in time for the tennis discussion. :(

Bottom line- GIVE IT ALL TO FEDERER. Thank you. :angel:

meenyminymo
08-20-2007, 07:08 AM
Ive taken IB classes from 9-11 grades, but dropped out of them midway last year. As for AP, ive also taken those as well and ive gotten a 1260 SAT score :shrug:


Did you ever test for any of those, IB or AP? If so, and if you got a 5 or higher on the IB tests or 4 and higher on the AP tests, then you should look for a school that will reward credit for those. Sometimes you can skip an entire year, it's a very good calculated move my friends took. One went to state school and the other a good private liberal arts school.

I got credit for some IB tests but not sophomore standing like they did. Doing some IB and AP helps a ton with looking for schools too. Is that SAT score from the new SAT or the old one? Just curious.

Leaving too Lo? Night :wavey:

meenyminymo
08-20-2007, 07:10 AM
Nite Jonathan! Nite Lo! :wavey:

Damn, and I didn't make it back in time for the tennis discussion. :(

Bottom line- GIVE IT ALL TO FEDERER. Thank you. :angel:

Word. We may be selfish, but that's because he is king. :D

Spare a little for Roddick too, my heart can't be broken too many more times :sobbing:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 08:28 AM
It looks like the scattered gang reassembled for the overnights :wavey:

Another maundering monday...

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 08:32 AM
Nite Jonathan! Nite Lo! :wavey:

Damn, and I didn't make it back in time for the tennis discussion. :(

Bottom line- GIVE IT ALL TO FEDERER. Thank you. :angel:

Do they not play on clay anymore? :awww: :devil:

Did you ever test for any of those, IB or AP? If so, and if you got a 5 or higher on the IB tests or 4 and higher on the AP tests, then you should look for a school that will reward credit for those. Sometimes you can skip an entire year, it's a very good calculated move my friends took. One went to state school and the other a good private liberal arts school.

3 or higher is passing the AP test, but sometimes they dont give credit unless its 4 or 5.

I got a 3 on English and a 4 on US history :eek: Yeah, im a big US history loser :o

so i might be able to skip english and history :D

I got credit for some IB tests but not sophomore standing like they did. Doing some IB and AP helps a ton with looking for schools too. Is that SAT score from the new SAT or the old one? Just curious.

Leaving too Lo? Night :wavey:

Yeah, if you go all 4 years in IB, you enter college as a Sophomore.

Its the old score. Out of 1600. I hear a 1260 is bad fucking ass :cool:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 01:28 PM
What I want cannot be achieved through intense diet or exercise. So, an exacto knife it is. :lol: :p

Gotta do what you gotta do.

48K a year?!?!??!?!?! I'd have to whore my ass out on the streets to get that kind of dough :eek:

If you're good enough, that's only a few nights of work.

Sofyaxo
08-20-2007, 02:09 PM
I feel like my brain is going to explode.

I hate liars. :o

Hi Kelli dear. Good to see you back around I hope work treated you well this weekend.

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 02:16 PM
I feel like my brain is going to explode.

I hate liars. :o

Hi Kelli dear. Good to see you back around I hope work treated you well this weekend.
Awww. Who lied?

Sofyaxo
08-20-2007, 02:19 PM
A total of three people in like an hour.

Really obvious lies that if I wasn't so lazy I could look back or in one case find a piece of paper to prove that they are lying. Just because something was said a few months ago doesn't mean I don't remember. It's not cool to change your story as time goes on to fit it to the people around you better. :o

People are so dumb sometimes.

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 02:45 PM
A total of three people in like an hour.

Really obvious lies that if I wasn't so lazy I could look back or in one case find a piece of paper to prove that they are lying. Just because something was said a few months ago doesn't mean I don't remember. It's not cool to change your story as time goes on to fit it to the people around you better. :o

People are so dumb sometimes.
Geez.

:hug:

Try to make it through the day, and don't let these horrible, horrible people get to you.

Sofyaxo
08-20-2007, 02:53 PM
I feel a little mocked there buddy. :p

Just not my favorite way to start the day. I don't dwell on stuff. This isn't something that is going to effect the rest of my life and eat away at my brain for the rest of time. :lol:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 02:58 PM
I'm not mocking at all. I promise.

I never said it was. :p It can still suck and annoy you.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 04:20 PM
Word. We may be selfish, but that's because he is king. :D

Spare a little for Roddick too, my heart can't be broken too many more times :sobbing:

I wish I could honestly cheer for Roddick, but I can't. If he doesn't win another major, I shall sleep like a baby at night. :devil: :p

It looks like the scattered gang reassembled for the overnights :wavey:

Another maundering monday...

CHRIS! :wavey:

I hope you are writing this week, sans distractions. Perhaps you are? "Maundering" is an awesome word. :yeah:

Do they not play on clay anymore? :awww: :devil:

Oh boo hoo about clay. Like I said- give everything to Federer. Nadal is immune to pain. He'll live.

If Federer doesn't win them ALL, he and the rest of the world will be crying in their soup bowls for generations to come. :sobbing: :angel:

Gotta do what you gotta do.

I have a chance to do an ad for Fender Guitars because a former make up artist of mine has lobbied on my behalf. :)

I wish there was another way, but NOBODY can photoshop your abs properly for the outfit they'd want me to wear. I have no choice but to be snipped a bit.

Gah, what garbage. Women and their stupid layer of insulatory fat. Even in the weeny bit that remains for me, like a party guest that won't go the FUCK home.....it's a pisser. :sobbing:

Guys don't have it. They are very lucky indeed. ;)

I feel like my brain is going to explode.

I hate liars. :o

Hi Kelli dear. Good to see you back around I hope work treated you well this weekend.

I have yet to hear the details of this situation, and I am not aware of the specifics yet, although I can't imagine how it will pan out. :lol:

Thank you for the good wishes. My body and my pride are mending, thank you. Excuse me- I am still searching for my credibility as we speak. :o :p

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 04:46 PM
I wish I could honestly cheer for Roddick, but I can't. If he doesn't win another major, I shall sleep like a baby at night. :devil: :p

Oh boo hoo about clay. Like I said- give everything to Federer. Nadal is immune to pain. He'll live. If Federer doesn't win them ALL, he and the rest of the world will be crying in their soup bowls for generations to come. :sobbing: :angel:

I have a chance to do an ad for Fender Guitars because a former make up artist of mine has lobbied on my behalf. :) I wish there was another way, but NOBODY can photoshop your abs properly for the outfit they'd want me to wear. I have no choice but to be snipped a bit.

Gah, what garbage. Women and their stupid layer of insulatory fat. Even in the weeny bit that remains for me, like a party guest that won't go the FUCK home.....it's a pisser. :sobbing: Guys don't have it. They are very lucky indeed. ;)

I can't say I'm too worried about Andy winning another major either. There's a laundry list of players I'd rather see doing well than Andy Roddick.

Damn skippy, we'll be crying in our soup bowls. Come to think of it, we Federer fans still need that Olympic gold medal too. If Nadal could take a year off and let Federer win every single major and the Olympics next year, that's all we'd ask of him.

Your networking strikes again! You do well for yourself in that regard, but am I to understand we may just see you in a commercial now? This is exciting news.

On an unrelated note, does anyone else ever get worried about the things they might not have done before they left the house? I'm at work going "God. I hope all the windows are closed. Sweet Jesus, I hope I didn't leave any water running. Lord help me, I can't remember locking the door!" This is like a daily thing for me, and I never have anything to worry about.

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 04:51 PM
Oh boo hoo about clay. Like I said- give everything to Federer. Nadal is immune to pain. He'll live.

If Federer doesn't win them ALL, he and the rest of the world will be crying in their soup bowls for generations to come. :sobbing: :angel:

Damn skippy, we'll be crying in our soup bowls. Come to think of it, we Federer fans still need that Olympic gold medal too. If Nadal could take a year off and let Federer win every single major and the Olympics next year, that's all we'd ask of him.

Talk about greedy. :o Good lord, the guy had 11 slams and 50 titles and you want him to win the Golden Slam next year or soup bowl crying will be the norm? :rolls:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 04:53 PM
Talk about greedy. :o Good lord, the guy had 11 slams and 50 titles and you want him to win the Golden Slam next year or soup bowl crying will be the norm? :rolls:
We're like those girls on the "Super Sweet 16" show. He's spoiled us, and now we want the $200,000 car, not some worthless $90,000 debacle.

Like I said, we're not asking a lot.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 04:53 PM
Your networking strikes again! You do well for yourself in that regard, but am I to understand we may just see you in a commercial now? This is exciting news.

It would be an ad in a magazine for Fender Guitars. Gladhanding, networking, and favors make the world go around.

I am in contention for it, but there are no guarantees. If the ad guy wants a tall, leggy, Nordic type, I am ROYALLY FUCKED. :lol:

Usually, I'm not up for doing stuff that is total cheesecake, and void of any of my real personality, but it's for Fender. Every guy in my past has tickled the shit out of a Fender.

As long as they don't expect a seashell pose, I'll do it if I get the gig. :)

On an unrelated note, does anyone else ever get worried about the things they might not have done before they left the house? I'm at work going "God. I hope all the windows are closed. Sweet Jesus, I hope I didn't leave any water running. Lord help me, I can't remember locking the door!" This is like a daily thing for me, and I never have anything to worry about.

The fallout of living with a cluttered and complex mind, perhaps? ;)

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 04:54 PM
We're like those girls on the "Super Sweet 16" show. He's spoiled us, and now we want the $200,000 car, not some worthless $90,000 debacle.

Like I said, we're not asking a lot.

:lol:

3 slams a year is a disappointment :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 04:54 PM
Talk about greedy. :o Good lord, the guy had 11 slams and 50 titles and you want him to win the Golden Slam next year or soup bowl crying will be the norm? :rolls:

YES! EVERY FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET GOES TO FEDERER! :angel:

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 04:55 PM
YES! EVERY FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET GOES TO FEDERER! :angel:

What about you? :aplot: :aplot: Do you go to Federer? :aplot:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 04:57 PM
What about you? :aplot: :aplot: Do you go to Federer? :aplot:

Oh shit- that's not fair. I can't sexualize Federer. :sobbing:

You little stinker. :haha:

EDIT: I will be his personal madam- whoever he wants to bed, I will retrieve the person for him, per our arrangment. :)

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 05:10 PM
Oh shit- that's not fair. I can't sexualize Federer. :sobbing:

You little stinker. :haha:

EDIT: I will be his personal madam- whoever he wants to bed, I will retrieve the person for him, per our arrangment. :)

Cool :yeah:

Im still a bit shaken up, or I'd perv it further

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 05:14 PM
It would be an ad in a magazine for Fender Guitars. Gladhanding, networking, and favors make the world go around.

I am in contention for it, but there are no guarantees. If the ad guy wants a tall, leggy, Nordic type, I am ROYALLY FUCKED. :lol:

Usually, I'm not up for doing stuff that is total cheesecake, and void of any of my real personality, but it's for Fender. Every guy in my past has tickled the shit out of a Fender. As long as they don't expect a seashell pose, I'll do it if I get the gig. :)



The fallout of living with a cluttered and complex mind, perhaps? ;)
You're not a tall, leggy type? Oh well, that's nothing we can't fix either! :devil:

"Tickled the shit out of" sounds...I don't even know. Not sexy in any real way, but dirty in that way that sends a chill up your spine.

Seashell pose?

I hope it's a complex mind and not "Dominic is a bumbling, neurotic fool!"

:lol:

3 slams a year is a disappointment :lol:

I think even 4 is a disappointment. He's so great, he should be able to win 5-6 slams a year.

I'm joking.

YES! EVERY FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET GOES TO FEDERER! :angel:

:worship: Kelli gets it.

What about you? :aplot: :aplot: Do you go to Federer? :aplot:
Don't let Kelli fool you. She would bed Roger in a hot minute.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 05:16 PM
Im still a bit shaken up, or I'd perv it further

:confused:

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 05:17 PM
:confused:

yemok and biliana :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 05:25 PM
You're not a tall, leggy type? Oh well, that's nothing we can't fix either! :devil:

I am 5'2", 100 lbs., with dark hair and hazel (not blue) eyes. Italian, and an obvious one at that. If they are into the 80's blond rocker chicks, ala Pam Anderson, I'm in trouble. :p

"Tickled the shit out of" sounds...I don't even know. Not sexy in any real way, but dirty in that way that sends a chill up your spine.

Typical jargon from me- I have no definable sexual orientation. It is not linear. If you stay here, expect a lot of that. :)

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 05:26 PM
:shrug: I didn't know them.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 05:26 PM
yemok and biliana :awww:

Oh yes- I had heard about that awhile ago. Unbelievably horrible tragedy- so sad. :sad: :sad: :sad:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 05:31 PM
I am 5'2", 100 lbs., with dark hair and hazel (not blue) eyes. Italian, and an obvious one at that. If they are into the 80's blond rocker chicks, ala Pam Anderson, I'm in trouble. :p

Wow, yeah. That's REALLY far from right for the Pamela Anderson look, though your smallness now makes you MUCH too endearing. You'll never be able to convince me you're a snake now.

Typical jargon from me- I have no definable sexual orientation. It is not linear. If you stay here, expect a lot of that. :)

Hahaha. There's a difference between lack of sexual orientation and just saying creepy things, you fool! :p

That is the dreaded donkey pose, where the chick should be spreading in Hustler. The obligatory piece of fabric that covers the gash, doesn't REALLY fool anyone, you know? :ras:

That sounds absolutely charming. :queasy:

People who are complex are usually neurotic, but not bumbling fools. :)

Hahaha. I always make fun of other people for being neurotic, so I can't accept that lying down. I'm the most head-on-straight person on Earth!

You bet- if that Swiss Bitch DOESN'T win the French, I'll be really mad. :fiery:

I wish I had a copy of the tape. That would seal a blackmail deal. I'd go right to the parents and say-

Look, if this kis doesn't cough up the RG title, I'm going to Anderson Cooper. In about 2 seconds, your baby cordero is going to be ass up for the whole world to see. Wanna stop that train from rolling? You know the way. :p

From what I'd guess, Anderson Cooper would be too apt to keep it for himself. :o

You should give it to Lou Dobbs, and tell him it's an illegal alien doing naughty things. That'd get it shown in a second.

In all seriousness- I intend to be their boss one day. Rule number 1 of engagement:

You do NOT fuck the talent.

Thank you. :hatoff:

You're a party pooper!

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 05:32 PM
Oh yes- I had heard about that awhile ago. Unbelievably horrible tragedy- so sad. :sad: :sad: :sad:

From what I hear/can tell, it was a...failed mugging/robbery of some sort?

scoobs
08-20-2007, 05:36 PM
Yes, Golden Slam time please next year. I shall see it done.

Olga Poutchkova served TWENTY ONE double faults in losing to Virgina Ruano Pascual. Nice :)

50 Spade just defeated Korolev in three though. Booo Hiss.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Wow, yeah. That's REALLY far from right for the Pamela Anderson look, though your smallness now makes you MUCH too endearing. You'll never be able to convince me you're a snake now.

If you had something that I wanted or needed, you'd change that tune in short order. Trust that. ;)

You're a party pooper!

Nope- I'm just a little smarter, a little faster, and a little bit more special than the average chick who assigns value to being parted like the Red Sea by an assortment of ATP tour players. :)

My warmest regards to Michelle- I wasn't referring to you. :angel:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Aww, and Leona Helmsley died. All your money didn't stop that, did it - and you can't take it with you. Ta ta now, and have fun with the little people.

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 05:41 PM
Oh yes- I had heard about that awhile ago. Unbelievably horrible tragedy- so sad. :sad: :sad: :sad:

How does everyone know? Did you hear from someone else?

Yes, Golden Slam time please next year. I shall see it done.

Olga Poutchkova served TWENTY ONE double faults in losing to Virgina Ruano Pascual. Nice :)

50 Spade just defeated Korolev in three though. Booo Hiss.

21 DF's, sounds typical of WTA :yeah: It would have been hilarious if she won :lol:

50 Spade :rolls:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 05:42 PM
Aww, and Leona Helmsley died. All your money didn't stop that, did it - and you can't take it with you. Ta ta now, and have fun with the little people.

I have to go shopping. We will deal with this debaucle when I return. :angel:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 05:43 PM
Olga Poutchkova served TWENTY ONE double faults in losing to Virgina Ruano Pascual. Nice :)


She's no Guille Coria. He had 23 in a win, didn't he?

If you had something that I wanted or needed, you'd change that tune in short order. Trust that. ;)

:lol: In that case, I'm sorry I'm of such little value at this point.

Are you one of those really loud, bitchy Italian girls that yells at people like she's 6'2"?

Nope- I'm just a little smarter, a little faster, and a little bit more special than the average chick who assigns value to be parted like the Red Sea by an assortment of ATP tour players. :)


There's no lack of charm in your sex posts today, I tell you.

scoobs
08-20-2007, 05:43 PM
Who is yemok and biliana, anyway?

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 05:45 PM
Posters?

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 05:45 PM
Who is yemok and biliana, anyway?

They were 2 of the sweetest posters here. I believe they were bf/gf as well. they played alot of the TT and PAW games.

yemok was a really cool guy i remmeber. Didnt talk to biliana much, but what i hear, she was a sweetheart as well

scoobs
08-20-2007, 05:58 PM
They were 2 of the sweetest posters here. I believe they were bf/gf as well. they played alot of the TT and PAW games.

yemok was a really cool guy i remmeber. Didnt talk to biliana much, but what i hear, she was a sweetheart as well
What a terrible waste of life :(

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:40 PM
Chris! :kiss:

How goes things with the writing? I know you must be pretty broken up about Leona. Incoming.......:hug:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 06:45 PM
Writing is slow. It's not flowing today. I'm abandoning until tomorrow. It's giving me a headache.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 06:57 PM
Oh that's a shame. Any particular reason why? :awww:

I thought with the last MS done, and the trophy awarded to its rightful owner, I figured you wouldn't be so distracted.

Is it Leona? :sobbing:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:01 PM
Oh yes, I'm grieving :)

No - it's just one of those days where it's not happening. I'm getting a headache staring at my word processing app and the blinking cursor.

Hopefully tomorrow.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:05 PM
Okay then- tomorrow it is. :)

I'm sending you good vibes as I sit here, listening to ABBA'S "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (A Man After Midnight). :aplot: :haha:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:08 PM
I'm in the mood for some Paul Simon, myself.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:12 PM
I love the stuff with Garfunkel more than his solo efforts.

Currently listening to Gerry and the Pacemakers. :inlove:

Ancic is playing- I didn't know he was entered into New Haven. It's good to see him back. Fishsticks looks like he's about to lose it.

I saw the Ain't Afraid of Ya debaucle. :ras: Isn't it about time to put him to pasture already?

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:14 PM
I love the stuff with Garfunkel more than his solo efforts.

Currently listening to Gerry and the Pacemakers. :inlove:

Ancic is playing- I didn't know he was entered into New Haven. It's good to see him back. Fishsticks looks like he's about to lose it.

I saw the Ain't Afraid of Ya debaucle. :ras: Isn't it about time to put him to pasture already?
He should be retired. Forcibly. We shall say no more.

Ancic qualified - he was offered a wc but chose to enter qualifying to get some more matches - a smart decision and a humble one in a way - I like to see that.

I liked Paul with Garfunkel too but I really liked his Graceland album and some of his solo stuff like Late In the Evening and 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:16 PM
Currently listening to this man's song, "I Just Wanna Be Your Everything." :inlove:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/257595~Andy-Gibb-Posters.jpg

Jade Fox
08-20-2007, 07:16 PM
Damn, I head off to school to educate myself like a(mostly) good girl and I miss all of this.

School sucks.:ras:

Actually it wasn't so bad. My professors so far seem very nice and my biology professor in particular seems like he's going to be a lot of fun. So two more classes tomorrow and there's the whole book buying issue that I'm trying to put off at the last minute, cause even the used books are expensive.:eek:

As for Roger winning everything, I'm torn. I want him to win them all in one year because it would give the sport great publicity. On the other hand I think he needs to stop being so damn greedy and spread the wealth dammit.:p

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:19 PM
He should be retired. Forcibly. We shall say no more.

Another gem. "Forcibly." :haha:

Ancic qualified - he was offered a wc but chose to enter qualifying to get some more matches - a smart decision and a humble one in a way - I like to see that.

I do too. I really like this kid. He's good people, and good for the game. It's not relevant, but he gets extra points for his road reports as well. :lick:

I liked Paul with Garfunkel too but I really liked his Graceland album and some of his solo stuff like Late In the Evening and 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

I like 50 Ways. :)

I was always partial to Garfunkel's voice. It's hard for me to separate the two of them because of it.

Funny how Simon is off adding mega wattage to his star, while the other one, in dire need of a good hair conditioner, is off at the airport getting busted with herb. :p

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:22 PM
Damn, I head off to school to educate myself like a(mostly) good girl and I miss all of this.

RA! :kiss: Congrats on your first day back to school. :hatoff:

School sucks.:ras:

Actually it wasn't so bad. My professors so far seem very nice and my biology professor in particular seems like he's going to be a lot of fun. So two more classes tomorrow and there's the whole book buying issue that I'm trying to put off at the last minute, cause even the used books are expensive.:eek:

Lots of pressure and expense, especially with books. I was lucky enough to avoid biology. I can imagine how much that will set you back. Used books though..:yeah:

As for Roger winning everything, I'm torn. I want him to win them all in one year because it would give the sport great publicity. On the other hand I think he needs to stop being so damn greedy and spread the wealth dammit.:p

Aww come on now, RA, you know you want Roger to win them all. Admit it, the thought of it makes you feel warm and fuzzy. :devil:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:24 PM
You know, Mario is cute. But he has this big hair, and if he'd just do something with it, thin it out, cut it short, something, I think he'd suddenly become WHOA BABY. Alas, no dice.

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:27 PM
Chris, I could tell you exactly WHY Mario can do no wrong, but I am afraid the importance/relevance would be lost upon you. :devil:

I understand, as a fashionista though, why you would say as much. What would you have him do? Try that mid-90's thing that Clooney did, or something else?

As you see it, Mario should have a picture of whom in tow, when he visits his stylist? :)

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:28 PM
A familiar quote uttered by basically every single man who runs into me. There must be some kind of generic playbook that they all read out of. :lol:

I had a copy when I crawled out of the womb. And yes, I DID crawl.

Is this a serious question? If so, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. You win the award for having the most off perception about who I am. :)

It is in alarmingly atrocious taste to ever allow anyone to cause you to raise your voice in public. You are all of 19, so I understand why you might ask this.

Being loud is gross, pathetic, and lame. Hopefully that answers your question.

1. Not really. You don't strike me as that type, but you did have the story about almost beating someone up, and having to be stopped by your friends. :p Now I'm just worried about how else you might instill fear...

2. Don't play the "young" card on me, you! I think raising your voice in public is rather trashy, with relatively few exceptions.

3. What if you're just a loud person naturally? :aww: If that's still not OK, I'd probably be bad to have around. I like my own voice quite a lot.

Sarcasm mode turned off/on, it's all good. My world, I rule. End of story. :hatoff:
You seem to be in a mood today. I like it. It keeps me on my toes.

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:31 PM
Chris, I could tell you exactly WHY Mario can do no wrong, but I am afraid the importance/relevance would be lost upon you. :devil:

I understand, as a fashionista though, why you would say as much. What would you have him do? Try that mid-90's thing that Clooney did, or something else?

As you see it, Mario should have a picture of whom in tow, when he visits his stylist? :)
I don't know exactly. It's hard to see what shape his head is under all that hair, so it's hard to know what would work! I think he should shave it very short to begin with, see how that works, and then grow it out and see how it looks. I just think the moptop is underselling him - he's got nice features and a lovely smile.

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:32 PM
As for Roger winning everything, I'm torn. I want him to win them all in one year because it would give the sport great publicity. On the other hand I think he needs to stop being so damn greedy and spread the wealth dammit.:p

Roger - "Only little people share the wealth."

You know, Mario is cute. But he has this big hair, and if he'd just do something with it, thin it out, cut it short, something, I think he'd suddenly become WHOA BABY. Alas, no dice.

Mario without a haircut DOES look sloppy, but it's worth it for when he actually TRIES not to look like a bum. :hearts:

Jade Fox
08-20-2007, 07:34 PM
RA! :kiss: Congrats on your first day back to school. :hatoff:



Lots of pressure and expense, especially with books. I was lucky enough to avoid biology. I can imagine how much that will set you back. Used books though..:yeah:



Aww come on now, RA, you know you want Roger to win them all. Admit it, the thought of it makes you feel warm and fuzzy. :devil:


Thanks! I hope things weren't too bad with the ex.

I like biology well enough but between my biology book and my math book I know it's not gonna be cheap. Why is it that these two subject books are often the most expensive?:scratch:

Roger winning them all would be great and it would truly be sweet if he was the only player I liked. Alas I love other players and have massive delusions that one day they could either win another Slam, or win their first one sometime soon.:lol:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:34 PM
Kelli is, unless I miss my guess, suffering from an irritation of the houseguest, a weekend working, and also slash withdrawal ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:36 PM
I had a copy when I crawled out of the womb. And yes, I DID crawl.

I have an Axl Rose story that totally fits in with this....meh, that bitch has enough problems. :p

1. Not really. You don't strike me as that type, but you did have the story about almost beating someone up, and having to be stopped by your friends. :p Now I'm just worried about how else you might instill fear...

That's not possible, unless one of my friends was threatened with physical violence. I'm not a fighter, unless totally provoked. :angel:

2. Don't play the "young" card on me, you! I think raising your voice in public is rather trashy, with relatively few exceptions.

It's totally unacceptable. I suppose I must edit that, in honor of the youngins who already know that being loud and/or out of control in public is a major faux pas. :)

Consider it rectified. :hatoff:

3. What if you're just a loud person naturally? :aww: If that's still not OK, I'd probably be bad to have around. I like my own voice quite a lot.

We all have our demons and/or crosses to bear. If you are loud, so be it. I don't have to deal with it, so it's of no consequence.

Lots of people are always confusing VOLUME with substance or passion. When they realize the difference, and amend their ways, the world will open up to them.

You seem to be in a mood today. I like it. It keeps me on my toes.

Whenever I have taken a flying leap off the credibility truck, AND am battling the nerves of being judged like a Holstein, once again, in order to book a job with Fender....such is my life. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:40 PM
Thanks! I hope things weren't too bad with the ex.

See the response below. :o

I like biology well enough but between my biology book and my math book I know it's not gonna be cheap. Why is it that these two subject books are often the most expensive?:scratch:

I have no idea why that is. :(

You studying to be a doctor, RA? Excuse me if you have already said as much- I am old, and the mind is the first thing to go. :awww: :p

Roger winning them all would be great and it would truly be sweet if he was the only player I liked. Alas I love other players and have massive delusions that one day they could either win another Slam, or win their first one sometime soon.:lol:

Who else do you like RA? You a Nole supporter also? :)

Kelli is, unless I miss my guess, suffering from an irritation of the houseguest, a weekend working, and also slash withdrawal ;)

You are the smartest one here, by far. ;)

I just really lost the battle this weekend. I folded like a tent in the rain. I said I wouldn't, and when I was tested, I just totally caved. :sobbing:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:43 PM
I have an Axl Rose story that totally fits in with this....meh, that bitch has enough problems. :p

He crawled out of someone's womb?

That's not possible, unless one of my friends was threatened with physical violence. I'm not a fighter, unless totally provoked. :angel:

Maybe you were just going to confront someone sweetly. :angel:

It's totally unacceptable. I suppose I must edit that, in honor of the youngins who already know that being loud and/or out of control in public is a major faux pas. :)

Consider it rectified. :hatof:

I didn't want to have to go "Maury Povich Guest" on your ass.

We all have our demons and/or crosses to bear. If you are loud, so be it. I don't have to deal with it, so it's of no consequence.

Lots of people are always confusing VOLUME with substance or passion. When they realize the difference, and amend their ways, the world will open up to them.
1. You dismissive little...

Well, I don't know..I think there's a difference between being loud and obnoxious, though. Not being able to tell the difference would probably be more the listener's problem than the speaker.

2. Lack of volume doesn't necessarily make the voice any less shrill. :p

3. Anyway, I've already gotten your hat taken off to me, so I will keep that.

Whenever I have taken a flying leap off the credibility truck, AND am battling the nerves of being judged like a Holstein, once again, in order to book a job with Fender....such is my life. :lol:

You'll be fine.

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:44 PM
Who else do you like RA? You a Nole supporter also? :)
He's like...the only one I could forgive for ruining Roger's slam run. Like if he won in New York, I might just overlook it.

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:45 PM
And :hug: to your lack of willpower too.

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 07:47 PM
I just really lost the battle this weekend. I folded like a tent in the rain. I said I wouldn't, and when I was tested, I just totally caved. :sobbing:

She acts all big and tough, but when it comes down to it, shes as fragile as mental Marat :hug:

Jade Fox
08-20-2007, 07:48 PM
See the response below. :o



I have no idea why that is. :(

You studying to be a doctor, RA? Excuse me if you have already said as much- I am old, and the mind is the first thing to go. :awww: :p



Who else do you like RA? You a Nole supporter also? :)



You are the smartest one here, by far. ;)

I just really lost the battle this weekend. I folded like a tent in the rain. I said I wouldn't, and when I was tested, I just totally caved. :sobbing:

Oh I'm not studying to be a doctor. My major is social work actually. The courses are requirements for graduation.

And yes, I love Nole. I love him every time he takes off his clothes. Kid's got his priorities in order.:drool:

I'm also a major Roddick, Safin, and Rafa fans. Yeah I go for the emotional fiery guys alright.:lol:

Oh god you caved?:hug: It's okay love. Even the strongest of us can't resist temptation, even when we know nothing good will come out of it.:hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:49 PM
I'll live. Most of what I say when it comes to the opposite sex is jerkoff style, dramatic effect. Tantamount to finding a penny on the street. :p

My mind does its kalleidoscope thing when I am in line for donkey type jobs. I wouldn't normally consider it if not for Karen, my make up artist speaking up for me. I can't say no to certain people, even though it starts a torrent of mental bullschize in my head.

Djokovic needs a good manager. I smell $$$$$. That manager should be ME. :)

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:49 PM
You are the smartest one here, by far. ;)

I just really lost the battle this weekend. I folded like a tent in the rain. I said I wouldn't, and when I was tested, I just totally caved. :sobbing:

You fucked him. I knew you would ;)

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:50 PM
I'll live. Most of what I say when it comes to the opposite sex is jerkoff style, dramatic effect. Tantamount to finding a penny on the street. :p

My mind does its kalleidoscope thing when I am in line for donkey type jobs. I wouldn't normally consider it if not for Karen, my make up artist speaking up for me. I can't say no to certain people, even though it starts a torrent of mental bullschize in my head.

Djokovic needs a good manager. I smell $$$$$. That manager should be ME. :)

Obviously.

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 07:52 PM
Hope it was good at least :aplot:

scoobs
08-20-2007, 07:53 PM
Hope it was good at least :aplot:
I hope so too - the one thing worse than bad sex is bad sex with an ex. :help:

Jade Fox
08-20-2007, 07:55 PM
I'll live. Most of what I say when it comes to the opposite sex is jerkoff style, dramatic effect. Tantamount to finding a penny on the street. :p

My mind does its kalleidoscope thing when I am in line for donkey type jobs. I wouldn't normally consider it if not for Karen, my make up artist speaking up for me. I can't say no to certain people, even though it starts a torrent of mental bullschize in my head.

Djokovic needs a good manager. I smell $$$$$. That manager should be ME. :)

Unfortunately I have that same problem. Luckily though, no ex of mine has that hold over me. It's mostly family that I can't say no to.

And Novak is definitely a potential moneymaker. Some big time agent needs to jump on that bandwagon and FAST.:)

Johnny Groove
08-20-2007, 07:56 PM
1540 :wavey: :devil:

I'm still annoyed I didn't get a 1570. :awww: :sobbing:

Bitch :ras: :p

I hope so too - the one thing worse than bad sex is bad sex with an ex. :help:

Seriously :help:

Kitty de Sade
08-20-2007, 07:57 PM
She acts all big and tough, but when it comes down to it, shes as fragile as mental Marat :hug:

Marat is like Fort Knox compared to me. If you knew me in real time, you'd join the rest of the chorus who knows the truth.

Kelli? Pfffft. Yeah, tough like a creampuff. :sobbing:

They forgive me though, and let me get away with anything and everything. :devil:

Oh I'm not studying to be a doctor. My major is social work actually. The courses are requirements for graduation.

Oh what a wonderful major! You will be amazing, whichever direction you take with that one. :inlove:

And yes, I love Nole. I love him every time he takes off his clothes. Kid's got his priorities in order.:drool:

Anyone who does that already has a clue about what is going on in the world, no? :aplot:

I'm also a major Roddick, Safin, and Rafa fans. Yeah I go for the emotional fiery guys alright.:lol:

ALRIGHT! Another one who likes the fruit loops, as do I. Explains why I cannot quit Gaudio. :fiery:

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:57 PM
Hope it was good at least :aplot:

Kelli wouldn't allow it to be bad. She's a snake.

Beforehand
08-20-2007, 07:58 PM
The SAT is for losers.