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meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:21 AM
Oof. I am twenty pages behind.

:wavey:

I'm going to follow Monica and leave because i love her like i love boys...
too much.

:kiss:


PS: Miss Jack. Thank you for carrying my torch. Yay brain twin. :kiss: I hope you get that and I wasn't to secret code of me :haha:

:lol: You know it.
PS: Miss Jack sounds funny. I approve.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 04:22 AM
Monica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:23 AM
Oh 19. I'd lay off bitchy women till you are older.
Do I HAVE to?

There are PLENTY of bitchy college girls.

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 04:24 AM
For Kelli ;)

Booty Butt Cheeks (http://youtube.com/watch?v=b3EjsSVMdjo)

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:25 AM
I get money, I-I get money.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:26 AM
I know guys in my age group. Just do as I say. ;) Find a nice sweet girl. They are more fun anyway.
:sobbing: But sweet girls bore me.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:29 AM
Oh you don't like to be in control, dominate? You like a nice strong girl to lead you?
No, quite the opposite. Its' the satisfaction of being in control of someone who wants to be in control or thinks they are.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:30 AM
Monica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sof! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/basic/excited.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

What are we discussing? Dominic doesn't like sweet girls? I'm a sweet girl :awww:

Usually.

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 04:32 AM
Guys, im off to bed :zzz: Mon :hug: :smooch:

And there might be another girl in the cards :aplot: Another Dominican :aplot:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:34 AM
:haha: Good luck with that.

I've studied these kinds of things. If you can dominate a girl she was a submissive to begin with. Life inside and outside of the bedroom or home is often very different from each other.
I think it's going to work out for me.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:35 AM
Bye Jonathan :wavey:

Did you get the license? I haven't read the last 19 pages yet.

Reg and BD, if you see this post- goddammit, I don't know how to navigate Facebook. I don't know how to say thank you. :fiery:

I saw that the two of you made comments about my idiot picture. You two are so sweet, thank you. :hatoff:

That picture was totally REAL and in the moment. It was not planned, and the photographer snapped it of me when the make up artist cracked a reallllly dirty joke.

I am that much of a goof, so there it is in a still photo. Thank you two. :hug:

:kiss: I'm not sure if Reg gave you a description of what to do, but you can always pm me for help :)

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 04:37 AM
Bye Jonathan :wavey:

Did you get the license? I haven't read the last 19 pages yet.

Course i got the license ;)

The Spanish instructor lady was hitting on me though :rolls:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:37 AM
Um. No Mon. I don't think you are.

I had to stand up for the duck today. All alone. With the Nazi up my ass for it too. :o

:sobbing: I can fake it though.

:( Urgh. I'm making guesses as to why he needs to be defended, and I think it has something to do with the match I haven't watched yet. Now I have an icky feeling in my stomach. Don't tell me.







Ok tell me.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:37 AM
Course i got the license ;)

The Spanish instructor lady was hitting on me though :rolls:

:banana: Congrats

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 04:38 AM
:sobbing: I can fake it though.

:( Urgh. I'm making guesses as to why he needs to be defended, and I think it has something to do with the match I haven't watched yet. Now I have an icky feeling in my stomach. Don't tell me.







Ok tell me.

Um he you know lost

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:38 AM
:sobbing: I can fake it though.

:( Urgh. I'm making guesses as to why he needs to be defended, and I think it has something to do with the match I haven't watched yet. Now I have an icky feeling in my stomach. Don't tell me.







Ok tell me.
We can't spoil it!

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 04:40 AM
Already did Junior. :p

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:40 AM
Um he you know lost

WHY?!?!?! :sobbing: :hysteric: :bigcry: :banghead: http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/basic/puke.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)




I'm not pleased.

I want to go cry in a corner for a minute. Hold.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:41 AM
Thanks for that video link Jonathan. Awesome job. :rolleyes: :ras:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:42 AM
WHY?!?!?! :sobbing: :hysteric: :bigcry: :banghead: http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/basic/puke.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)




I'm not pleased.

I want to go cry in a corner for a minute. Hold.

This is awful, and I am not even a fan. My condolences...:hug:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:42 AM
Already did Junior. :p
:sad:

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 04:44 AM
Was that for the new nickname or telling her?




Monica it's okay please don't be mean to him I can't deal right now. I dealt all afternoon and got bitched at for saying they were worse then GM.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:46 AM
Was that for the new nickname or telling her?

You ruined the surprise!

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 04:48 AM
You ruined the surprise!

Well dear I'm glad you like your new nickname. ;)

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:48 AM
This is awful, and I am not even a fan. My condolences...:hug:

You don't have to be a fan to know the truth. :sobbing:


Monica it's okay please don't be mean to him I can't deal right now. I dealt all afternoon and got bitched at for saying they were worse then GM.

I won't, I'm just going to die a little inside as usual and weep internally while smiting him with my thoughts of death.

Ok small mean: It's a good thing I'm going to the first round of the USO, only way he can muck it up is by injuring himself at Arthur Ashe Kid's Day. :rolleyes:

Done.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:49 AM
Well dear I'm glad you like your new nickname. ;)
:o

No....I....I mean....but....**sputters**...Oh fine.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:49 AM
All I want to know is where MY sympathy is when Gaudio loses?! No love for me when that happens.

When Prince Andy loses, everyone comes out with a hankie. I want hankies too, ya know. :ras:

Seriously, BD, it sucks. Hugs and kisses. :hug:

EDIT: Yay for the USO BD, that's great. :woohoo:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:54 AM
All I want to know is where MY sympathy is when Gaudio loses?! No love for me when that happens.

When Prince Andy loses, everyone comes out with a hankie. I want hankies too, ya know. :ras:

Seriously, BD, it sucks. Hugs and kisses. :hug:

EDIT: Yay for the USO BD, that's great. :woohoo:
So Gaudio's your #1, then?

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 04:54 AM
:o

No....I....I mean....but....**sputters**...Oh fine.

:D

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 04:55 AM
:D
I just don't have what it takes to take you down at this point.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:55 AM
All I want to know is where MY sympathy is when Gaudio loses?! No love for me when that happens.

When Prince Andy loses, everyone comes out with a hankie. I want hankies too, ya know. :ras:

Seriously, BD, it sucks. Hugs and kisses. :hug:

EDIT: Yay for the USO BD, that's great. :woohoo:

The mean thing to say would be he loses too often, but that's only slightly hypocritical coming from an Andy fan :lol:. I'm sorry, I'm unaware of when he loses I'm too busy. Make an announcement and I'll come running with tissues :hug:

Thank you. :)

Moving on. So today I came home from work, sat on my bed to think for a minute and woke up three hours later slumped against my headboard. Hmmm, I wonder if it has to do with all the late night perving. Damn you MTF :ras:

I was also completely terrified that it was morning. I hate that.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:56 AM
Or are you just talking about around here?

Here, yes. Not anywhere else. :)

Like someone very no wise who I call the Nazi told me Gaudio is like Marat apparently we are supposed to expect them to suck to losses don't matter as much. :o :rolleyes:

Whoever said that is as sharp as a marble. ;)

So Gaudio's your #1, then?

Good lord...how should I answer THIS one? :lol: :angel:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 04:57 AM
What in the hell are you talking about?

Andy fans who want to kill him, they cuss him out, criticize him, call him names, and rip him apart when he loses. There is no hankie.

Or are you just talking about around here?

Like someone very no wise who I call the Nazi told me Gaudio is like Marat apparently we are supposed to expect them to suck to losses don't matter as much. :o :rolleyes:




Monica so you are going?

I still love him :sobbing:. He just likes to kill a piece of my soul everytime. I'm a masochist.

Yeah I guess I am. I'm not happy about it, which makes me sound like a douchebag :lol:

I just don't have what it takes to take you down at this point.

You never will son. *pats on the back*

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:58 AM
The mean thing to say would be he loses too often, but that's only slightly hypocritical coming from an Andy fan :lol:. I'm sorry, I'm unaware of when he loses I'm too busy. Make an announcement and I'll come running with tissues :hug:

:lol: Good to know I have people who care. We'll need a lot of them, seeing how he is losing in Challengers now. :rolleyes:

Moving on. So today I came home from work, sat on my bed to think for a minute and woke up three hours later slumped against my headboard. Hmmm, I wonder if it has to do with all the late night perving. Damn you MTF :ras:

I was also completely terrified that it was morning. I hate that.

You aren't getting enough sleep? Or is it more like stress?

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:03 AM
I just don't have what it takes to take you down at this point.
:lol: Like Mon said I don't know if you ever will. It's cool though.


Moving on. So today I came home from work, sat on my bed to think for a minute and woke up three hours later slumped against my headboard. Hmmm, I wonder if it has to do with all the late night perving. Damn you MTF :ras:

I was also completely terrified that it was morning. I hate that.
Isn't that the WORST feeling on earth. You fall asleep wake up at seven or something and it's dark and you don't know what's going on. You think you are late for work or a million other things. Though it's a pretty good feeling when you come down after and everything is okay.

Here, yes. Not anywhere else. :)



Whoever said that is as sharp as a marble. ;)


Oh okay. I almost freaked out for a second. :lol: I think it's because there is so many duck fans around here.

You know who and yep very quick that one.

I still love him :sobbing:. He just likes to kill a piece of my soul everytime. I'm a masochist.

Yeah I guess I am. I'm not happy about it, which makes me sound like a douchebag :lol:



You never will son. *pats on the back*

Aww Mon :hug:

After all these meetings I want nothing to do with the USO. At least we are douche bags together.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:07 AM
You never will son. *pats on the back*
You'll never be one of those lucky sexy, smart, bitchy people then. I'm sure you'll be able to live with that, and we'll both be OK.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:07 AM
:lol: Like Mon said I don't know if you ever will. It's cool though.

Pretend I said what I said to her to you. I thought it was you. I can't keep track of you ladies!

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 05:10 AM
:lol: Good to know I have people who care. We'll need a lot of them, seeing how he is losing in Challengers now. :rolleyes:



You aren't getting enough sleep? Or is it more like stress?

:unsure: That's no good. Ok, lots of tissues :)

Yeah not enough sleep. I was kind of nutty today.


Isn't that the WORST feeling on earth. You fall asleep wake up at seven or something and it's dark and you don't know what's going on. You think you are late for work or a million other things. Though it's a pretty good feeling when you come down after and everything is okay.


YES. I woke up at 7:20, saw that my alarm wasn't even near me and freaked out. I was all "how did I fall asleep and not set my alarm? I'm running late, when did I even go to bed? Did I ever eat dinner last night??! WTF?!"

I stay confused for a solid hour or so. I sat there trying to squirt eye drops in my eye with the lid on for ten minutes. Awesome.


Aww Mon :hug:

After all these meetings I want nothing to do with the USO. At least we are douche bags together.

At least I'm not so pissy about his hairline now. Though that sort of adds insult to injury :lol:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 05:13 AM
You'll never be one of those lucky sexy, smart, bitchy people then. I'm sure you'll be able to live with that, and we'll both be OK.

Pretend I said what I said to her to you. I thought it was you. I can't keep track of you ladies!

Yeah ok. I was really ready to give a hearty fuck you for a couple seconds there :lol:.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:14 AM
At least I'm not so pissy about his hairline now. Though that sort of adds insult to injury :lol:

Maybe his hairline is done going back :shrug: I haven't noticed any real receding the last year or so. It wasn't like that then it was one day. It's fine if he uses his hair crap in the proper manner.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:14 AM
Yeah ok. I was really ready to give a hearty fuck you for a couple seconds there :lol:.
ROFL. It sounded more mean than I meant it anyway, and it's worse when I haven't already joked with YOU about it.

:scared: of "fuck you" mode, though.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:16 AM
What? Sexy, smart, bitchy and submissive in the bedroom? I think I get check on all of those, but hey if you can live with that Junior we're good. I know how I am. ;)

I feel very lucky with the men that I get. Others would agree.
Hahaha. I SO never said anything about submissive in the bedroom, you big misconstruer! You word twister! But if you're submissive, that's fine for you. Weakling. :p

I feel very lucky for the men that I get too, and I hope others would agree. I haven't had the focus group yet.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:22 AM
:lol:

We'll I'm trained to read into words and between them. I know you and I know what you want. ;)

So you like to be dominated sexually, that's nice. Some men aren't secure enough for that.
I was going to deny it, but then I remembered how much my favorite game is "Let me get close and then snatch it away and go get a drink or something."

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:25 AM
A game of self denial- pointless, and yet one of the games I play the most frequently. :)

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 05:25 AM
Maybe his hairline is done going back :shrug: I haven't noticed any real receding the last year or so. It wasn't like that then it was one day. It's fine if he uses his hair crap in the proper manner.

He got a pomade misusage fine. Next time it happens we confiscate the pomade.

I think his forehead was feeling a little unloved, always being covered by a hat. It wanted some airtime.

ROFL. It sounded more mean than I meant it anyway, and it's worse when I haven't already joked with YOU about it.

:scared: of "fuck you" mode, though.

Yeah you should be.

;)

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:27 AM
I was going to deny it, but then I remembered how much my favorite game is "Let me get close and then snatch it away and go get a drink or something."

Blue balls. No bueno.

You don't have to deny anything, though you seem to be denying a lot tonight. :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:30 AM
He got a pomade misusage fine. Next time it happens we confiscate the pomade.

I think his forehead was feeling a little unloved, always being covered by a hat. It wanted some airtime.


That's a good theory.

The forehead just wanted to break out and breath for a little bit. It was a big occasion.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:30 AM
Yeah you should be.

;)

:haha:

Heehee, meh, fuck I have to stop being a giant asshole. It's just so HARD to do it. :sobbing:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:30 AM
Blue balls. No bueno.

I was just kidding about "Go get a drink." Of course the pause has to be appropriate, but it would take a lot for me to get tired of the pauses.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:31 AM
Yeah you should be.

;)
**puts up his proverbial dukes**

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:34 AM
I was just kidding about "Go get a drink." Of course the pause has to be appropriate, but it would take a lot for me to get tired of the pauses.

So you're just a tease?

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:36 AM
So you're just a tease?
Maybe. That'd probably pretty apt.

I'm known for people always thinking I'm flirting or want to fuck them when I'm just kind of being me.

And I think one of my best friends right now wants to date me, but since I've expressed that I don't want that, I'm not sure if she really doesn't either, or isnt' willing to be like "But I do!" She's kind of not the relationship type either, though she wants one in general more than I do.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:39 AM
Maybe. That'd probably pretty apt.

I'm known for people always thinking I'm flirting or want to fuck them when I'm just kind of being me.

And I think one of my best friends right now wants to date me, but since I've expressed that I don't want that, I'm not sure if she really doesn't either, or isnt' willing to be like "But I do!" She's kind of not the relationship type either, though she wants one in general more than I do.

One of those.



There is nothing worse you can do then jerk a girl around. Be clear and let her know whats up. That all. If you have sex make sure she knows that there aren't any strings and she knows she's in for something without lots of nagging emotion.

I've only known one girl other then myself to be able to do that.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 05:40 AM
That's a good theory.

The forehead just wanted to break out and breath for a little bit. It was a big occasion.

It really does not get enough love.

:haha:

Heehee, meh, fuck I have to stop being a giant asshole. It's just so HARD to do it. :sobbing:

Oh you're MEAN. SNAKE! :p

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:42 AM
I've only known one girl other then myself to be able to do that.

I'd love to shake hands with that girl. :hatoff:

Oh you're MEAN. SNAKE! :p

MEAN baby, MEAN! I am MEAN, MEAN, MEAN like a snake. Hissssssss. :fiery:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:42 AM
One of those.



There is nothing worse you can do then jerk a girl around. Be clear and let her know whats up. That all. If you have sex make sure she knows that there aren't any strings and she knows she's in for something without lots of nagging emotion.

I've only known one girl other then myself to be able to do that.

One of those whats?

Oh, I've been pretty clear plenty of times about us not being a couple. If anything, it's clear what I think.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:43 AM
Well you can hug me. I'm not for handshakes.

And I'm not on speaking terms with the other girl.

Like personalties don't tend to get along to well.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:43 AM
I am listening to NSYNC right now. I am a large nerd. :)

The song is Pop- :singer: Feel it when your body starts to rock.... :dance:

EDIT: Hugs for Sof..:hug:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:45 AM
I'd love to shake hands with that girl. :hatoff:
You're a fan of one night stands but unable to divorce sex and love/emotion?

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 05:46 AM
I am listening to NSYNC right now. I am a large nerd. :)

The song is Pop- :singer: Feel it when your body starts to rock.... :dance:

I wuz lissstennin 2 dat soong lass nite :) vamoooooose :devil: lorve tha song

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:46 AM
Well you can hug me. I'm not for handshakes.

And I'm not on speaking terms with the other girl.

Like personalties don't tend to get along to well.
I also didn't notice before that you said "other then myself", which makes you go from party pooper to earning bonus points in my book.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:47 AM
I am listening to NSYNC right now. I am a large nerd. :)

The song is Pop- :singer: Feel it when your body starts to rock.... :dance:

EDIT: Hugs for Sof..:hug:

YES!

I was so hardcore about nsync it's not even funny


Why am I getting hugs?

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:47 AM
I wuz lissstennin 2 dat soong lass nite :) vamoooooose :devil: lorve tha song
JONNO!

No bed yet?

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:48 AM
You're a fan of one night stands but unable to divorce sex and love/emotion?

If that is a legitimate question, one of two things has occurred here. Either I misread something, or you did.

The ending part of that couldn't be further from accurate than saying....Nadal has more slams than Federer does. :)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:49 AM
I wuz lissstennin 2 dat soong lass nite :) vamoooooose :devil: lorve tha song

Oh Drunkie Drunkerson is here. STRIKE UP THE GLAND! :p

YES!

I was so hardcore about nsync it's not even funny


Why am I getting hugs?

You need a reason? Always take what your partner gives to you, especially if it is from someone who legitmately loves you. :smooch:

There, I just gave you a kiss, too. Need a reason for that also? :p

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:50 AM
If that is a legitimate question, one of two things has occurred here. Either I misread something, or you did.

The ending part of that couldn't be further from accurate than saying....Nadal has more slams than Federer does. :)
My mistake, then, if it was my mistake.

Yeah...emotions get in the way.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 05:50 AM
Oh look, Jonathan in his natural state.


MEAN baby, MEAN! I am MEAN, MEAN, MEAN like a snake. Hissssssss. :fiery:

You're officially trying too hard :p

I swear I'll respond to that pm soon. I'm dragging ass tonight.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:50 AM
There, I just gave you a kiss, too. Need a reason for that also? :p
:scared: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST TAKE THEM!

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 05:53 AM
Back :wavey:

Tennis was great, dinner w/ the g-parents was great, and I feel some L-O-V-E-mails being sent out at this very moment ;) :cool:

How was everyone's day?

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:54 AM
Back :wavey:

Tennis was great, dinner w/ the g-parents was great, and I feel some L-O-V-E-mails being sent out at this very moment ;) :cool:

How was everyone's day?
Better since 1:00 AM. Laundry and hip-hop.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:57 AM
You're officially trying too hard :p

I swear I'll respond to that pm soon. I'm dragging ass tonight.

No worries at all- you answer it when you want to.

Overcompensating, yeah? You are right. It's not working. :p

:scared: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST TAKE THEM!

My daddy used to say "never hang a man by the end of his rope, because he's sure to make you pay for it."

Works that way for chicks too. ;)

Back :wavey:

Tennis was great, dinner w/ the g-parents was great, and I feel some L-O-V-E-mails being sent out at this very moment ;) :cool:

How was everyone's day?


REG! :wavey:

All good. I am so happy to see you. :hug:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:57 AM
Jealous.
You shush your mouth.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 05:59 AM
You shush your mouth.

I don't do that. Ever.



REGGIE!!!! :bounce: This is good it's like work you are here so I can end my shift and go to bed. :lol:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:59 AM
My daddy used to say "never hang a man by the end of his rope, because he's sure to make you pay for it."

Works that way for chicks too. ;)
:o I don't understand your daddy's saying. I hope it's because it's either a.) obscure or b.) I'm more tired than I think I am.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 05:59 AM
I don't do that. Ever.
It was worth an attempt. :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:00 AM
Oh no, just wondering. We are partners now? :) I thought I was just your rightie.

:kiss: (does that like count as virtual making out? :lol:)

You wanna go there? Watch the hits on this motherfucker if I open up THAT can of worms.

It's what they'd kill to see happen. :devil:

No seriously, you are the Righty to my Lefty. You can expect lots of love all the time- no need for a reason. :hug:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:05 AM
Reg :wavey:

No worries at all- you answer it when you want to.

Overcompensating, yeah? You are right. It's not working. :p


Done and sent. :)

Just a little.


REGGIE!!!! :bounce: This is good it's like work you are here so I can end my shift and go to bed. :lol:

No that's not what it means. Stay with me *clings to Ennis*

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 06:05 AM
You wanna go there? Watch the hits on this motherfucker if I open up THAT can of worms.

It's what they'd kill to see happen. :devil:

No seriously, you are the Righty to my Lefty. You can expect lots of love all the time- no need for a reason. :hug:

Yeah I was going to take it to the next level and decided to play it safe. I'm a good girl tonight.:angel:

Us as life partners might be some kind of wet dream, that because I'm not a teen male I don't want to think about.

I enjoy this free love. :couple:

edit: bed time!

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 06:13 AM
So Jonathan, what's going to be your nightly reason for not being able to type when school starts?

You fave asssshole ahs an exaplanatoin

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5865669&postcount=1553

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:14 AM
You fave asssshole ahs an exaplanatoin

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5865669&postcount=1553
Sounds like Mr. Mirnyi is a fan of ours.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 06:15 AM
Funny everyone agrees too....

Even if you are really drunk the whole typing like shit nightly is getting really old.

Really time for bed now


Sounds like Mr. Mirnyi is a fan of ours.

Fan of mine

Hater of Jonathan and a few other people in here :o

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:15 AM
It's obscure, and my daddy is a slut. :)
Wait, are we talking about your father or your daddy?

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:16 AM
Very telling.....:devil:

Nighty Righty! :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:17 AM
Wait, are we talking about your father or your daddy?

:haha:

They are one in the same. :)

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:18 AM
Don't call it a comeback! I been here for years!

Mama said knock you out! I"m gonna knock you out!

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 06:18 AM
Funny everyone agrees too....

Even if you are really drunk the whole typing like shit nightly is getting really old.

Really time for bed now




Fan of mine

Hater of Jonathan and a few other people in here :o

I can tell when im not wanted, cya.

I retire from this thread

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:18 AM
:haha:

My father, who I am calling my daddy in a condescending way, is a slut. They are one in the same. :)
I call my mother my "Mommy", but that's one of our weird Ohio State-isms.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:19 AM
Funny everyone agrees too....

Even if you are really drunk the whole typing like shit nightly is getting really old.

Really time for bed now


Fine just totally ignore my plea for you to stay.
Ah well I can't make you miss sleep, not within my powers. :sad:

Night :hug:


Hater of Jonathan and a few other people in here :o

:scratch:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:19 AM
I think GlennMirnyi likes me. He goodrepped me once, but then called me a tard later.

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:22 AM
Kelli+Sof = :eek::drool::hearts::inlove::faint:



So :aplot: if Sof is Kelli's righty, does that mean I can have Mon?

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:23 AM
Perv Pairings!

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:23 AM
I vote that all energy return to normal. :smoke:

BD, what does "Snape" mean? :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:25 AM
Reg, I am on my way to read your pm right now...:)

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:25 AM
:eek: Kells, even I know who Snape is :o

















































































:secret: I just found out last week. He's a character from Harry Potter ;)

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:25 AM
So :aplot: if Sof is Kelli's righty, does that mean I can have Mon?

Aww! At least someone wants me :p :hug:

Reggie's my lefty :bounce:

I vote that all energy return to normal. :smoke:

BD, what does "Snape" mean? :shrug:

:lol: Snape is a Harry Potter character. A martyr, if you will, and one of my favorite characters ever. I know, I'm a dork, but dammit he is my hero :sobbing:

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:26 AM
I call my mother my "Mommy", but that's one of our weird Ohio State-isms.

I call my mom "mommy" :awww: She's like my buddy sometimes :unsure::lol:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:27 AM
So, I think I need to get off of this website.

:wavey: I"ll miss all of our antics. Until tomorrow.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 06:28 AM
mon is mine too and RA

:boxing: :armed:

Really gone now :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:29 AM
Adios Dominic. :wavey:

Okay, THAT'S who Snape is. :)

I call my Mommy, "Momma." :inlove:

She calls me "Babe." :angel:

EDIT: Righty, I'm gettin' fucked up here. Bye for real now or no? :wavey: :lol:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:30 AM
:wavey: Dominic

mon is mine too and RA

:boxing: :armed:

Really gone now :lol:

This is true, Jack belongs to Ennis forever and always.

Shoo, go sleep, I have the weekend soon we'll chat and I'll picspam you. Muah :)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:31 AM
BD, I am wide awake, and in a really good frame of mind. :)

I am going to find a nice picture for you. :angel:

EDIT: Okay then, I will save the pic so you can sleep. :lol:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:34 AM
Adios Dominic. :wavey:

Okay, THAT'S who Snape is. :)

I call my Mommy, "Momma." :inlove:

She calls me "Babe." :angel:

EDIT: Righty, I'm gettin' fucked up here. Bye for real now or no? :wavey: :lol:

Yup, that's Snape. He's got a very sad life story, fictional or not :lol:

Aww :). My mom calls me sweetheart, and I have about a thousand different nicknames for her. All random variations of mom. Including Masumoto, which is the Japanese style nickname I invented after sushi one night. Yes, I am THAT loopy.

YAY picture! :bounce:

I'm here, I'm hanging on. POST PICTURE! I thought you were leaving so I said I was, but you're not so I won't. You decide all my life moves now apparently :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:36 AM
Just for good dreams, even though you have seen this one. It makes ME smile too. :)

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v338/lfty125/baby_Andy.jpg

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:38 AM
Awww. He was an ugly baby but I still love babeeAndee :inlove:

Thankies. I need to find a good pic in return... hmmm...

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:39 AM
YAY! Happy pics before we sleep....:)

I will look too.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:40 AM
Southpark Snape! :inlove:

http://www.piratemonkeysinc.com/images/canonsnape1.jpg

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:46 AM
:haha: @ Baby Andy :lol:


:o slow internet :sad:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:47 AM
HAHAHA! Love it!!

I heart picspams.

http://i19.tinypic.com/54oe51u.jpg

DIVA.

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:48 AM
who's that? :eek:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:49 AM
Kylie.....:inlove:

Big, Puffy Twister! :p

http://www.partywerks.com/inflatables/Twister/Twister.JPG

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:52 AM
Kylie is my biggest girl crush I've decided.

I love this picture.
http://i19.tinypic.com/5zdt1yb.jpg

Johnny Groove
08-17-2007, 06:55 AM
It was great to meet all of you.

See you in the next life.

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:55 AM
Oh that's the

"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I just can't get you out of my head" girl :hearts::inlove:

The outfit in that video was :drool:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 06:56 AM
Kylie.....:inlove:

Big, Puffy Twister! :p

http://www.partywerks.com/inflatables/Twister/Twister.JPG

:haha: I want that. It looks virtually impossible to play on but I want it.

It was great to meet all of you.

See you in the next life.

:confused:

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:57 AM
Kylie.....:inlove:

Big, Puffy Twister! :p

http://www.partywerks.com/inflatables/Twister/Twister.JPG

:bounce: That sounds like FUN! :awww: I want one :lol:

It was great to meet all of you.

See you in the next life.

:o Crackbaby, where in the HELL does your drunk, newly-licensed (congrats btw :yeah: ) ass think you're going :unsure:

You ain't goin' NO-WEAH!

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:59 AM
Kylie is my biggest girl crush I've decided.

I love this picture.
http://i19.tinypic.com/5zdt1yb.jpg

Gorge, just gorge. :inlove:

It was great to meet all of you.

See you in the next life.

Jonathan, this is a goodbye post? Did I miss something here?

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:01 AM
Snap, Crackle, and Pop for NO reason at all! :p

http://lifeinthemiddle.typepad.co.uk/life_in_the_middle/images/snap.jpg

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:05 AM
Kells, I'm SO glad we get to do this again :yeah:

http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/tonytigr.jpg

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 07:06 AM
:hearts:

http://i12.tinypic.com/4zkbfig.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:07 AM
GROVER! :rocker2:

http://www.rago.nl/sesamstraat/~images/grover.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:09 AM
:inlove:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PK/152F~Sesame-Street-Elmo-Loves-You-Posters.jpg

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:11 AM
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesame/postoffice/images/friends/post_big1_ernie.jpg

:awww: memories :lol:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 07:12 AM
I was a Sesame Street freak. I loved Bert, his doll went everywhere with me. Even the bath.

PUPPY!
http://i15.tinypic.com/53jjl11.gif

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:15 AM
Puppyspam :hearts:

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/very-cute-puppy.jpg
http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2139/puppies4kp.jpg
http://www.blaenpennalcavaliers.co.uk/images/oct05/cute_puppy.jpg

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 07:24 AM
*DIES*



Omg. So cute. :hearts: :hearts:

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 07:30 AM
You know I can't do anything without posting a pic of Andy :lol: :sobbing:. I'm weak.

http://i19.tinypic.com/5zp3og5.jpg

EDIT: Oy, I'm falling asleep over here. Night Reg, Kel already vanished :hug:. See you tomorrow :)

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:37 AM
nite :wavey::hug: I'm headin' off 2 :wavey:

EDIT: :scared: Why does it look like he's chokin' the puppy? :sad::scared:


OMG! He used to eat PUPPIES before he moved up to CHILDREN :scared::bolt:

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:41 AM
nite :wavey::hug: I'm headin' off 2 :wavey:

EDIT: :scared: Why does it look like he's chokin' the puppy? :sad::scared:


OMG! He used to eat PUPPIES before he moved up to CHILDREN :scared::bolt:
mon is mine too and RA

:boxing: :armed:

it took me FOREVER to find this one :lol:


*ahem*

AWWW HELL NAW! Monica is MINE! :armed: Don't make me cut you! :fiery::lol:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 09:03 AM
Wow - another divatastic crazy night on the overnights :worship: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/bostero_2006/v6.gif

GlennMirnyi lurks here to see what we're all up to and if we're trashing him, so y'all remember to give him a comedy wave from time to time.

It's a bad state of affairs when Andy's fans are attacking him more than Andy's haters - they need to get a grip. He's not Federer - either accept that and like him anyway or get the fuck out.

I'm working. I'm sure I'll have cleared my desk by the time the Midwest is waking up, and definitely by the time the West coast joins us.

meenyminymo
08-17-2007, 09:17 AM
Ugh, can't sleep. Back briefly.

nite :wavey::hug: I'm headin' off 2 :wavey:

EDIT: :scared: Why does it look like he's chokin' the puppy? :sad::scared:


OMG! He used to eat PUPPIES before he moved up to CHILDREN :scared::bolt:

:lol: That's so horrible. Why does he have to eat all the cute things?


it took me FOREVER to find this one :lol:


*ahem*

AWWW HELL NAW! Monica is MINE! :armed: Don't make me cut you! :fiery::lol:

Oh dear :lol:


It's a bad state of affairs when Andy's fans are attacking him more than Andy's haters - they need to get a grip. He's not Federer - either accept that and like him anyway or get the fuck out.


:worship: well said. We're all allowed to be unhappy about it and pissed off for a little while, but it's not like WE lost, HE lost. If anything I just feel bad for him and wish things could work out differently. Ripping him apart is unnecessary and really doesn't help.

Aleka
08-17-2007, 10:35 AM
I was so sleepy last night :help: :help: I actually went to bed at 2 am :lol:

Chris, I totally agree with what you said :worship:

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 10:51 AM
Wow - another divatastic crazy night on the overnights :worship: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/bostero_2006/v6.gif

GlennMirnyi lurks here to see what we're all up to and if we're trashing him, so y'all remember to give him a comedy wave from time to time.

It's a bad state of affairs when Andy's fans are attacking him more than Andy's haters - they need to get a grip. He's not Federer - either accept that and like him anyway or get the fuck out.

I'm working. I'm sure I'll have cleared my desk by the time the Midwest is waking up, and definitely by the time the West coast joins us.


*Waves to GlennMirnyi*:wavey:

And I definitely agree on the Andy issue. Roger himself have shown that he's as vunerable as the next guy and as a whole, Andy's year would be envied by any aspiring player.



:worship: well said. We're all allowed to be unhappy about it and pissed off for a little while, but it's not like WE lost, HE lost. If anything I just feel bad for him and wish things could work out differently. Ripping him apart is unnecessary and really doesn't help.

I just hope that the stars and planets will align for him to win another Slam before the youngsters take over. It did for Amelie Mauresmo.

And the puppy picspam is SO CUTE!!!!:hearts:

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 12:22 PM
Wow - another divatastic crazy night on the overnights :worship: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/bostero_2006/v6.gif

GlennMirnyi lurks here to see what we're all up to and if we're trashing him, so y'all remember to give him a comedy wave from time to time.

It's a bad state of affairs when Andy's fans are attacking him more than Andy's haters - they need to get a grip. He's not Federer - either accept that and like him anyway or get the fuck out.

I'm working. I'm sure I'll have cleared my desk by the time the Midwest is waking up, and definitely by the time the West coast joins us.

Gu doesn't look directly he as people do it for him.

I've asked. :lol:

I just wish he wasn't like that in GM most of the time he's perfectly reasonable and great, then tennis comes up. :shrug:

Also I'd like to snuggle you for a little bit over the comment about the Andy fans. They are a bunch of negative crazies.

Aleka
08-17-2007, 12:35 PM
Off to get Muse tickets :dance: :dance:

Sof :kiss: Gu seems like a normal person to me too :lol: but then he goes all :crazy: when it comes to tennis, especially Safin and his fans...

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 12:36 PM
Hi sweetie.


Muse :hearts:

martine2
08-17-2007, 12:39 PM
Gu doesn't look directly he as people do it for him.

I've asked. :lol:

I just wish he wasn't like that in GM most of the time he's perfectly reasonable and great, then tennis comes up. :shrug:

Also I'd like to snuggle you for a little bit over the comment about the Andy fans. They are a bunch of negative crazies.

:haha: In GM is is a real jerk...

Over here he's cute and after having a look at his pic he's :hearts:

Too bad he hates Argie players ;)

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 12:44 PM
Yeah he's not that bad of a person. Unless you bring up tennis.

He knows I don't like some of what he says and does in GM, at all.

martine2
08-17-2007, 12:45 PM
Yeah he's not that bad of a person. Unless you bring up tennis.

He knows I don't like some of what he says and does in GM, at all.

Seems we could start up a "Gu-bandwagon" ;)
If he wants to win Mr MTF, he might need it :aplot:

martine2
08-17-2007, 12:46 PM
Hi sweetie.


Muse :hearts:

INDEED!

partygirl
08-17-2007, 12:48 PM
This is what happens when you stay up until 5:50 in the morning for no good god damn reason:sobbing:

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 12:52 PM
This is how much of a loser I am.

I saw the letters a r and t together and my head automatically goes MARAT!

Stupid sign in the stupid picture.

Larah go pass out or something.

scoobs
08-17-2007, 01:33 PM
Yeah he's not that bad of a person. Unless you bring up tennis.

He knows I don't like some of what he says and does in GM, at all.
Hmmm. I have trouble excusing twattish behaviour in one location just because someone plays sweetness and light in another.

There's no way someone deserves to be Mister MTF, no matter how meaningless it is, if they deliberately go out to wind up a significant cross-section of the website's users.

Meh. Whatever. I'm sure he'll be most amused by that when his spies report back.

Back to Friday. We need some fun stuff!

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 01:37 PM
I almost posted the same picture of Marat for the third time. :o

Time to go back to new york. :o :mad: :sobbing:


I think that person we were talking about should be a banned topic in here....

scoobs
08-17-2007, 01:41 PM
I'll second that motion.

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 01:42 PM
Sound great

scoobs
08-17-2007, 01:43 PM
You up to anything nice this weekend?

Sofyaxo
08-17-2007, 01:46 PM
Me. Nope.

Trips into NYC every day. Which is kind of my idea of hell on earth. I think I might get sunday off.

There is nothing in life more useless then meetings. I'm no good locked in a room not able to do my own thing.

Right now I'm completely procrastinating getting into that car and going.

What about you Chris? Anything great going on for you?

This is what happens when you google image search perv.

http://www.uniquegags.com/images/items/big/perv-big.jpg

I really have to go. I'll be back for the perving hour. :lol:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 02:02 PM
:haha:

No I'm not up to much - need to brainstorm and decide the plan of action to deal with my current housing situation limbo. And save money in case of need to move quickly. Dull dull. I want to get some writing done.

Pervy elfs....oh dear :lol:

Catch you later :)

Metis
08-17-2007, 03:41 PM
I've missed so many pages :sad: not to mention the puppies...



http://i19.tinypic.com/5zp3og5.jpg



EDIT: :scared: Why does it look like he's chokin' the puppy? :sad::scared:


OMG! He used to eat PUPPIES before he moved up to CHILDREN :scared::bolt:

:haha:



:secret: He also used them as sex slaves :tape:

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/8238/404002827260436116mq.jpg

:D

scoobs
08-17-2007, 03:42 PM
*melts a little bit*

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:05 PM
Hi all! :wavey:

I love the puppy pics. :hearts:

Okay...how is THIS for no bueno? I have a big bruise on my bottom lip that is purple, and will not allow itself to be camoflagued with any color lipstick. :sobbing:

I look like a crack addict. That's awesome, seeing how Giant Ego Penis will be here later tonight, Hartman luggage in tow...pissed at me because my sheets have the wrong thread count for his oh-so-sensitive-skin. :ras:

And YES, I am positive he is straight. I could explain how/why I know this, but I haven't had breakfast yet, so it would come out sounding more shocking than sexy. :p

EDIT: METIS! :kiss: I am sorry about Baggy. He looked a bit out of sorts yesterday.

MCL
08-17-2007, 04:07 PM
:wavey: Hi all
It looks like you had fun last night.
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Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:11 PM
LO! :wavey: Happy Friday- how goes it with you? :)

Good call on the picture. :yeah:

Speedy! :woohoo:

http://www.homestead.com/deemusic/files/speedygonzalestop.jpg

MCL
08-17-2007, 04:15 PM
I'm doing pretty good. And I don't have to get new sheets :p

Metis
08-17-2007, 04:17 PM
Hi all! :wavey:

I love the puppy pics. :hearts:

Okay...how is THIS for no bueno? I have a big bruise on my bottom lip that is purple, and will not allow itself to be camoflagued with any color lipstick. :sobbing:

I look like a crack addict. That's awesome, seeing how Giant Ego Penis will be here later tonight, Hartman luggage in tow...pissed at me because my sheets have the wrong thread count for his oh-so-sensitive-skin. :ras:

And YES, I am positive he is straight. I could explain how/why I know this, but I haven't had breakfast yet, so it would come out sounding more shocking than sexy. :p

Kelli! :hug: bruises on the face are very annoying. I have this huge bruise on my thigh and smaller ones all over my legs from my bike accident. I look as if I was in a kicking fight :lol:. That hasn't stopped me from going swimming though. :p


EDIT: METIS! :kiss: I am sorry about Baggy. He looked a bit out of sorts yesterday.

I was pretty upset about that yesterday. Pathetic performance :help:. Fortunately I had to go out with friends right after the match so I got over it very quickly and missed all the choking, etc comments in GM. Now the thread is too long to go back and read. :lol:

MCL
08-17-2007, 04:21 PM
Did you ever watch Gargoyles? Old school cartoons are the **it

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126888


Kelli (for the bruise) and Metis (for the Baggy) :hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:28 PM
Kelli! :hug: bruises on the face are very annoying. I have this huge bruise on my thigh and smaller ones all over my legs from my bike accident. I look as if I was in a kicking fight :lol:. That hasn't stopped me from going swimming though. :p

Yours was not by choice, Metis. I paid someone to do it. :o :p

Are you feeling okay, I hope? Just hearing about Ferrero's accident made me think of you all over again. :awww:

I was pretty upset about that yesterday. Pathetic performance :help:. Fortunately I had to go out with friends right after the match so I got over it very quickly and missed all the choking, etc comments in GM. Now the thread is too long to go back and read. :lol:

I saw the match, and really had to feel for him. I am a Federer supporter, but still- Marcos could/should have taken his chances. He DF'ed a few times too, so that was tough to see. The weather was awful, so it had to weigh in on both of them.

Regardless, I was happy to see him playing well before that. He should be in the top 10 again- great character, great energy. The top rung needs him. :)

Did you ever watch Gargoyles? Old school cartoons are the **it

I don't think I saw this one, Lo. You know about how old the series is, or when it first came out? Very awesome pics, though. :hatoff:

Kelli (for the bruise) and Metis (for the Baggy) :hug:

I'll donate my hug to Metis, ...poor Metis actually had an accident. ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:29 PM
Totally agree.

EDIT: Whoops, didn't see the topic ban. :tape: Time for a :smash: for J'torian!

Can I give you a :hug: and a :smooch: instead? I know I'm a chick and all...:rolleyes: :p

MCL
08-17-2007, 04:33 PM
Gargoyles aired originally from around 1994-97. I loved the show. It reminds me a little of the original Xmen cartoon in that the plot was drama filled.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:39 PM
Gargoyles aired originally from around 1994-97. I loved the show. It reminds me a little of the original Xmen cartoon in that the plot was drama filled.

Wow, I can't believe I missed it. Maybe my Cartoon Network will show some reruns of it. :)

:lol: Nothing wrong with a :hug: and a :smooch:. :hearts:

Or wait, I should say: "Oh, eeewww, girl cooties! :bolt:" ;););)

:haha: Girl cooties.


COOTIE!

http://www.prebble.com/cootie.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:41 PM
RON BURGUNDY!

I get loopy sometimes, when ex bf's come to crash at my house for a weekend. Excuse me- this is bound to happen all day today. :p

http://www.big13.net/Achorman%20photos/Burgandy.jpeg

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:49 PM
Good luck to you and your brain, J. The Cooties and I hope to see you later. :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:50 PM
George Michael wrote a song for Darren Cahill- :hearts:

GM's Killer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH6GIr_O07o)

Metis
08-17-2007, 04:53 PM
Totally agree.

EDIT: Whoops, didn't see the topic ban. :tape: Time for a :smash: for J'torian!
Me too!


Yours was not by choice, Metis. I paid someone to do it. :o :p

Are you feeling okay, I hope? Just hearing about Ferrero's accident made me think of you all over again. :awww:

I saw the match, and really had to feel for him. I am a Federer supporter, but still- Marcos could/should have taken his chances. He DF'ed a few times too, so that was tough to see. The weather was awful, so it had to weigh in on both of them.

Regardless, I was happy to see him playing well before that. He should be in the top 10 again- great character, great energy. The top rung needs him. :)


I'll donate my hug to Metis, because my bruise comes out of sheer vanity, I admit it. I love my lip injections, don't get me wrong...poor Metis actually had an accident. ;)

:awww: :smooch: you are so sweet Kelli! Actually the accident was a bit my fault being a bit careless and biking without using my hands :rolleyes: . I feel OK now, back to normal and started working out again :)

Poor Ferrero :lol:. It's not a funny thing but some comments in that thread in GM were hilarious.



ex-bf visiting? Hmmm.... :aplot:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 04:58 PM
Carlos has ugly feet :drool:

He's being battered - blister on the toe, Hewitt is playing well - it's just not going right now.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 04:58 PM
:awww: :smooch: you are so sweet Kelli! Actually the accident was a bit my fault being a bit careless and biking without using my hands :rolleyes: . I feel OK now, back to normal and started working out again :)

Oh great- I am glad you are mending well now. Being away from the gym is not so much fun, especially when you get into a routine. :)

Poor Ferrero :lol:. It's not a funny thing but some comments in that thread in GM were hilarious.

At first I thought it was a joke. When I found out that it was real, I couldn't wrap my brain around something so awful happening to him. :sad:



EDIT: WHAT A HIDEOUS DAY FOR MOYA SO FAR! :sobbing:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:01 PM
Carlos has ugly feet :drool:

He's being battered - blister on the toe, Hewitt is playing well - it's just not going right now.

I hate seeing it. I've never been a fan of the Aussie version of Rocky Balboa. :ras:

Poor Carlos. Yes, seeing how WR is the expert on player's feet...he'd be the go to guy for the definitive answer. :p

Metis
08-17-2007, 05:11 PM
He is crashing here while his floors are being ripped out, replaced, and revarnished. It's not :aplot: as you might think.

HE dumped ME. When that happens, and a man no longer wishes to indulge in my company, which is often...:p ...there is no revisiting. Bitch will be sleeping on the fold out in the living room, and NOT the bedroom with me, thank you very much. :)

EDIT: WHAT A HIDEOUS DAY FOR MOYA SO FAR! :sobbing:

:eek: That's nice of you to let him stay with you then. Based on your post about the sheets he sounds very hypochondriacal :lol:.

MCL
08-17-2007, 05:11 PM
Yeah it's been pretty lackluster play from Moya so far. That blister is really troubling his movement. :sad: Even if he loses, he's had a very good week.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:18 PM
:eek: That's nice of you to let him stay with you then. Based on your post about the sheets he sounds very hypochondriacal :lol:.

He's just very....particular. Anal retentive, maybe. He needs a certain thread count, he needs organic soy milk, he needs Clive Christian cologne. He replanted tomato plants in my backyard last week because the ones I bought at Whole Foods suck. :rolleyes:

On the other hand, he has certain good points, like his disregard for the cost of things, which works GREAT when/if I need something taken care of. And of course, they only other thing they are good at....although that is no longer an issue.

So, he has one good quality then. :lol:

Yeah it's been pretty lackluster play from Moya so far. That blister is really troubling his movement. :sad: Even if he loses, he's had a very good week.

He's been playing really well this year. I'd love to see him do well at the USO, although he's never really had a good time there. Seems to not like the atmosphere. I hope he changes his mind. ;)

MCL
08-17-2007, 05:25 PM
He's just very....particular. Anal retentive, maybe. He needs a certain thread count, he needs organic soy milk, he needs Clive Christian cologne. He replanted tomato plants in my backyard last week because the ones I bought at Whole Foods suck. :rolleyes:

On the other hand, he has certain good points, like his disregard for the cost of things, which works GREAT when/if I need something taken care of. And of course, they only other thing they are good at....although that is no longer an issue.

So, he has one good quality then. :lol:



He's been playing really well this year. I'd love to see him do well at the USO, although he's never really had a good time there. Seems to not like the atmosphere. I hope he changes his mind. ;)

Does your ex need a spanking? 126902

The crowd today seems to be cheering for Moya. It'd be nice if he can take it to a third set.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:32 PM
Does your ex need a spanking?

He's usually the one to deliver it. :eek:

There was a reason why I put up with his bullshit for three years. It takes a strong hand to keep me under control....that time has passed, but I'll be thinking about it. ;)

The crowd today seems to be cheering for Moya. It'd be nice if he can take it to a third set.

So much for that hope. I was sharing it with you...not to be. :sad:

MCL
08-17-2007, 05:37 PM
He's usually the one to deliver it. :eek:

There was a reason why I put up with his bullshit for three years. It takes a strong hand to keep me under control....that time has passed, but I'll be thinking about it. ;)



So much for that hope. I was sharing it with you...not to be. :sad:

Your ex sounds like an interesting fellow. Hopefully he'll play nice - especially since you are doing him a favor.

Yeah, it looked like Moya was on the verge of getting back into the match. Hewitt had been playing exceptionally well though and he was just a little too late.

scoobs
08-17-2007, 05:40 PM
Roger up now. He should be able to get by Almagro without too much difficulty but he'll need to play better and focus better this time out.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:43 PM
Your ex sounds like an interesting fellow. Hopefully he'll play nice - especially since you are doing him a favor.

"Interesting" is a good word for it. He can tell you everything about Dior, James Joyce, and Carl Jung all over dinner. When push came to emotional shove though, and he needed to cut me slack about finding my niche within the career path that I was (still am) pursuing, he folded like a tent.

You have someone in your past like this too, Lo? Someone who stands out for you? :)

Yeah, it looked like Moya was on the verge of getting back into the match. Hewitt had been playing exceptionally well though and he was just a little too late.

I was realllllllllly pulling for him, and for that to happen. I just kind of knew somehow it wasn't going to happen. Credit to Hewitt- he's doing really well. He usually does on this surface. I'm not a fan, so I won't do any cartwheels in his honor, but he deserved to win. ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:45 PM
Roger up now. He should be able to get by Almagro without too much difficulty but he'll need to play better and focus better this time out.

Boy, I hope so. He was ALL shades of irritable yesterday. Hopefully today he will be in a better frame of mind. It is beautiful here in Chicago, and Cincy is not that far away from here. I wonder if the conditions are similar.

If so, it is a perfect day for tennis. Good thing though that not either ESPN nor TTC is showing the match. :yeah: :rolleyes:

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 05:51 PM
Morning :wavey:

OMG Chris Alexyss has another video :lol::haha::spit:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:52 PM
REG! :wavey:

Where is the video? :)

scoobs
08-17-2007, 05:53 PM
yeah yeah where where?

MCL
08-17-2007, 05:54 PM
Kelli - My experience with uberpicky people is more relative related than romantic. One of my brothers finds something wrong with me everytime I see him. I don't dress well enough, my skin's not perfectly clear, my teeth could be straighter- yada yada yada Of course if I mention one word about him, God :help: me. He's mellowed out in recent years though. He's not all bad mind you but there are a lot of picky people in my family. For that reason, I'm very close to my friends.

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 05:55 PM
COOTIE!

http://www.prebble.com/cootie.jpg

OMG! :hearts: I haven't seen mine since 2nd grade :lol:

MCL
08-17-2007, 05:56 PM
Morning :wavey:

OMG Chris Alexyss has another video :lol::haha::spit:

Are you talking about Alexyss Tylor?
She is a TRIP :crazy: - I just found out about her like a week ago.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 05:59 PM
Kelli - My experience with uberpicky people is more relative related than romantic. One of my brothers finds something wrong with me everytime I see him. I don't dress well enough, my skin's not perfectly clear, my teeth could be straighter- yada yada yada Of course if I mention one word about him, God :help: me. He's mellowed out in recent years though. He's not all bad mind you but there are a lot of picky people in my family. For that reason, I'm very close to my friends.

Leave it to family to make you painfully aware of every little detail that may be the slightest bit off kilter. I understand this totally. My dad was the same way about things.

Good to know that you have close friends, and have been smart and self aware enough to avoid the nitpickers like the plague. ;)

OMG! :hearts: I haven't seen mine since 2nd grade :lol:

I loved that game when I was little, Reg. I still do. :)

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:02 PM
You and your ladycooties :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:04 PM
:haha:

My friend once had a problem with that- good thing for her penicillin did the trick. :p

EDIT: Roger was just broken. :ras:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:07 PM
I'm convinced he doesn't really like this tournament. The combination of the heat, the humidity, and the fast court doesn't make this an enjoyable experience, especially following Montreal the week before.

He is playing better today though - a few yips to drop serve but overall the standard is higher.

MCL
08-17-2007, 06:10 PM
I'm convinced he doesn't really like this tournament. The combination of the heat, the humidity, and the fast court doesn't make this an enjoyable experience, especially following Montreal the week before.

He is playing better today though - a few yips to drop serve but overall the standard is higher.

Much better play today though :yeah:

Do you think Federer is not really catching onto the fact that everyone on tour is now attacking his bh? I hate to watch them hit to his bh repeatedly until he hits an error.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:12 PM
When my plans to go to Cincy initially fell through, I was very angry. Now, I am totally grateful, and realize that things happen for a reason. If it had been an Almagro/Ferrer final, I think I'd have to be reallllllllly drunk to have a good time. ;)

Yeah, Federer's shining hours do not come at Cincy. Last year, he played the worst match I have ever seen when he went down on Murray. He received a code violation for launching a ball into the stands too. When do you see that happen? :eek:

EDIT: First set won, bueno. :yeah:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:13 PM
Much better play today though :yeah:

Do you think Federer is not really catching onto the fact that everyone on tour is now attacking his bh? I hate to watch them hit to his bh repeatedly until he hits an error.
I'm sure he is aware but I'm not sure there's a lot he can do about it - if he skips around to take it on the forehand he opens the court up for the down the line into his forehand wing while he's out of position.

Players are sensibly doing it much more these days but his backhand is still generally good enough to stand up to it from most of the players.

MCL
08-17-2007, 06:17 PM
I'm sure he is aware but I'm not sure there's a lot he can do about it - if he skips around to take it on the forehand he opens the court up for the down the line into his forehand wing while he's out of position.

Players are sensibly doing it much more these days but his backhand is still generally good enough to stand up to it from most of the players.

Good point

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:17 PM
New 'Lexyss

WARNING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_uiBeW4Uig)

:lol:

this video is :dead:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:19 PM
When my plans to go to Cincy initially fell through, I was very angry. Now, I am totally grateful, and realize that things happen for a reason. If it had been an Almagro/Ferrer final, I think I'd have to be reallllllllly drunk to have a good time. ;)

Yeah, Federer's shining hours do not come at Cincy. Last year, he played the worst match I have ever seen when he went down on Murray. He received a code violation for launching a ball into the stands too. When do you see that happen? :eek:

EDIT: First set won, bueno. :yeah:
That was a shocking match - the worst I had seem him play until I saw him surpass that level of ineptitude against Volandri in Rome - although that did at least have the virtue of Volandri playing well, whereas Murray wasn't playing brilliantly either.

It guess it just happens, you know - Sampras used to have terrible losses that everyone has forgotten about in the mistiness of memories past.

But no doubt some tournaments he can get more enthused for than others. Some tournaments he wants to win because it looks good to have won them. Others you want to win because you really like the event. And a few you want to win for both reasons. I think for Federer, Wimbledon is a case of the 3rd of those. With Roland Garros, I think it's the 1st - it's an event he wants to win because it's a slam and because it's a gap in the resume, but I never get the impression he has any lingering affection for it as an event.

As for Cincy - he has won it once and while it's a good tuneup for the US Open, I get the feeling he's wouldn't be gutted not to win this event - except from the point of view that it's a TMS and he's a bit short on those this season.

Metis
08-17-2007, 06:21 PM
back after a phonecall!

He's just very....particular. Anal retentive, maybe. He needs a certain thread count, he needs organic soy milk, he needs Clive Christian cologne. He replanted tomato plants in my backyard last week because the ones I bought at Whole Foods suck. :rolleyes:

On the other hand, he has certain good points, like his disregard for the cost of things, which works GREAT when/if I need something taken care of. And of course, they only other thing they are good at....although that is no longer an issue.

So, he has one good quality then. :lol:

OMG! The first paragraph :haha:


When my plans to go to Cincy initially fell through, I was very angry. Now, I am totally grateful, and realize that things happen for a reason. If it had been an Almagro/Ferrer final, I think I'd have to be reallllllllly drunk to have a good time. ;)

Yeah, Federer's shining hours do not come at Cincy. Last year, he played the worst match I have ever seen when he went down on Murray. He received a code violation for launching a ball into the stands too. When do you see that happen? :eek:

EDIT: First set won, bueno. :yeah:

:eek: :eek: :eek: That explains a lot about his performance that day! :haha:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:22 PM
New 'Lexyss

WARNING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_uiBeW4Uig)

:lol:

this video is :dead:

:haha:

So funny. Beyond all reason. Sucking cock for hamburgers. :woohoo:

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 06:23 PM
Kelli, if my ex wanted to crash at my place, and he was the one who dumped me? I'd give him the directions to the nearest Howard Johnson.

You're a better woman than me.:worship:

Today will be the last day of summer vacation for me. This summer seemed to have gone by faster than usual. I don't mind though because I love fall. Hopefully it won't be so hot.:ras:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:25 PM
OMG! The first paragraph :haha:

I know- it is the way he is. He fixates on the strangest things. :lol:

:eek: :eek: :eek: That explains a lot about his performance that day! :haha:

Sorry? What did I miss here? :shrug:

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:26 PM
:haha:

So funny. Beyond all reason. Sucking cock for hamburgers. :woohoo:

she's a damn fool :lol: and her mom is just dumbstruck :lol: it's hilarious

Kelli, if my ex wanted to crash at my place, and he was the one who dumped me? I'd give him the directions to the nearest Howard Johnson.


Ho Jo's :spit::haha:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:27 PM
OMG she is wonderful.

"They wearin their Pampers cos their ass got done fallen out..."

:)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:28 PM
Kelli, if my ex wanted to crash at my place, and he was the one who dumped me? I'd give him the directions to the nearest Howard Johnson.

:lol: RA...:hug:

You're a better woman than me.:worship:

You know I will always tell the truth, even if I look bad. The only reason he is staying here is because per our arrangment, he cut me a check for my lip injections. No WAY I do anything for free. He's out a lot more than he would be had he stayed at HoJo's. :devil:

Today will be the last day of summer vacation for me. This summer seemed to have gone by faster than usual. I don't mind though because I love fall. Hopefully it won't be so hot.:ras:

So soon? Wow...that did go fast. :eek:

Did you get your classes taken care of for the semester, or not yet, RA? :)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:32 PM
Oh for god's sake, Metis. I just figured out what I typed. :o

I am clearly not in my right mind. :lol:

I did not mean to imply that Federer gave Muzza a blow job. Excuse my writing brain cramp. :help:

I meant Federer went down TO Murray. TO was the preposition I had intended to use. Geez....my bad. :sobbing: :angel:

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 06:33 PM
:lol: RA...:hug:



You know I will always tell the truth, even if I look bad. The only reason he is staying here is because per our arrangment, he cut me a check for my lip injections. No WAY I do anything for free. He's out a lot more than he would be had he stayed at HoJo's. :devil:



So soon? Wow...that did go fast. :eek:

Did you get your classes taken care of for the semester, or not yet, RA? :)


Okay, at least you made him pay. Smart.:worship:

And my registration is done. Everything is paid for, tuition, parking decal, my ugly looking student ID. :lol:


And Reg, that video, is GOLD.:rolls: I'll never look at a brother eating hamburgers the same again.;)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:37 PM
I love how we have our own version of a live scoring thread here during matches. :hearts: By the way, someone tell Kuznetsova to stop imitating Clijsters' leg-spreading. :o



:haha: You know how you get under the skin of someone like that? You tell him that what he's doing is wrong: For instance, soy milk is nowhere near as digestible as rice milk, and most Western brands of soy milk are highly refined or processed incorrectly. The ideal thing is to make soymilk yourself - it tastes so much better and is more digestible. :lick: Tell him if Whole Foods' tommy toes aren't good enough for him, then storebought soy milk shouldn't be either.

Oh, and you can also tell him that any cologne causes skin irritation wherever it contacts the skin. :devil:

:lol: I knew I could count on you.

And my registration is done. Everything is paid for, tuition, parking decal, my ugly looking student ID. :lol:

Oh congrats, RA. I know that sometimes coordinating a class schedule can be as much fun as a root canal. Good to know it went well. :)

Yeah- what the hell is up with those pictures? I NEVER had one ID pic that didn't make me look like I had taken a mug shot. :p

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:37 PM
:spit: That mental image makes me cry. :sobbing:
I'd still watch.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:38 PM
:spit: That mental image makes me cry. :sobbing:

:sobbing: I totally apologize for that. I don't know how I slipped up that way. I'm usually very good with oral cop lingo/slanguage. :shrug:

EDIT: Federer dropped the 2nd set. :(

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:41 PM
I did not mean to imply that Federer gave Muzza a blow job. Excuse my writing brain cramp. :help:

:unsure::scared::bolt:

And my registration is done. Everything is paid for, tuition, parking decal, my ugly looking student ID. :lol:

:haha: I need to get my decal :o. And finish registering today :lol:


And Reg, that video, is GOLD.:rolls: I'll never look at a brother eating hamburgers the same again.;)

:unsure: *throws away Whopper wrapper*

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:45 PM
:unsure::scared::bolt:

Aww..Reg, my bad, seriously. I hope that image doesn't give you bad dreams. :hug:

:unsure: *throws away Whopper wrapper*

:eek: :ignore:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:48 PM
:secret: I would too. I would cry afterwards and go into therapy, but I'd still watch. :sobbing:

I wouldn't. I'd smile, and probably touch myself inappropriately.

Metis
08-17-2007, 06:52 PM
I love how we have our own version of a live scoring thread here during matches. :hearts: By the way, someone tell Kuznetsova to stop imitating Clijsters' leg-spreading. :o


:tape: J'torian, where are you watching the women's matches? Is there a livestream?


Oh for god's sake, Metis. I just figured out what I typed. :o

I am clearly not in my right mind. :lol:

I did not mean to imply that Federer gave Muzza a blow job. Excuse my writing brain cramp. :help:

I meant Federer went down TO Murray. TO was the preposition I had intended to use. Geez....my bad. :sobbing: :angel:

:haha: I know what you meant. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity :devil:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:52 PM
Even while thinking about Muzza's hands that smell of pickle juice? :sobbing:
Yeah baby right there - say it again...

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 06:53 PM
:eek: :ignore:

I found $1.07 in my couch cushions :lol: :angel:

LINE OF THE WEEK from Tyler Perry's Book: "Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries On Love and Life - Don't Make A Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings"
Hell, after enough Hennessey, even Bernie Mac will start to look like Denzel

:spit::haha::rolls:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:53 PM
:haha: The best way to irk a food snob is to be an even bigger food snob right back. (I should know. :lol: :o)

The worst part is that he is NOT a veg. It's beef, but Kobe beef. It's not fucking tuna out of a can, but Dungeness crab. :rolleyes:

He's THAT guy. I just would rather not get into it, but it is always in the back of my mind to hit him over the head with a cheap ass piece of cookware that ISN'T fucking La Creuset! :( :p

I can't do it though- it never works. It's like trying to drive in the dark.

:secret: I would too. I would cry afterwards and go into therapy, but I'd still watch. :sobbing:

Grossest pairing would be.......Stepanek and Bracciali for me. I don't know why, but that one I could not witness. :help:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 06:55 PM
Kylie.....:inlove:

Big, Puffy Twister! :p

http://www.partywerks.com/inflatables/Twister/Twister.JPG
:inlove:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:55 PM
:haha: I know what you meant. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity :devil:

As well you should have. We'd make you turn in your perv card had you let the opportunity pass by, unnoticed. :hatoff:

As bad as refusing to watch that video of Nalby naked in the whirlpool. :aplot:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:55 PM
Stepanek vs Bracciali? You know, I'm filthy but that one spits on the line as it crosses it....UGH - ugly vs high-pitched squealing.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:56 PM
BIG PUFFY TWISTER! :woohoo:

I should make that my avatar. :lol:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 06:57 PM
BIG PUFFY TWISTER! :woohoo:

I should make that my avatar. :lol:
Without enough people to have a well-stocked orgy, that game looks a bit on the dull side :)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 06:58 PM
Stepanek vs Bracciali? You know, I'm filthy but that one spits on the line as it crosses it....UGH - ugly vs high-pitched squealing.

That is EXACTLY why. You got it. :yeah:

Mr. Mouth and the Squealer. I would never have sex again as long as I live if I had to witness that. I need to bathe myself in bleach for just THINKING about it. :o

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 06:59 PM
:unsure: *throws away Whopper wrapper*

Whopper? For some reason I thought you'd be a Big Mac kind of guy.;)

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:00 PM
:unsure::scared: Is that match really gonna happen? :scared::bolt:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:01 PM
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I just can't get you out of my head" girl :hearts::inlove:
I'm rather known to get this song stuck in my head randomly from time to time.

I was a Sesame Street freak. I loved Bert, his doll went everywhere with me. Even the bath.

PUPPY!
http://i15.tinypic.com/53jjl11.gif
Is this puppy, because it's quite the adorable puppy?

GlennMirnyi lurks here to see what we're all up to and if we're trashing him, so y'all remember to give him a comedy wave from time to time.
So he IS a fan?!?! :wavey: GlennMirnyi. If you could behave, I'd even tell you to join us.

Off to get Muse tickets :dance: :dance:

Sof :kiss: Gu seems like a normal person to me too :lol: but then he goes all :crazy: when it comes to tennis, especially Safin and his fans...

MUUUUUUUSEEEE! You lucky...**listens to "Starlight"**

:haha: In GM is is a real jerk...

Over here he's cute and after having a look at his pic he's :hearts:

Too bad he hates Argie players ;)

GlennMirnyi is a hot boy? I just picture anyone who likes Stepanek being automatically :retard: looking.

Meh. Whatever. I'm sure he'll be most amused by that when his spies report back.

Back to Friday. We need some fun stuff!

Who're his spies? I'm so excited about this development! :wavey: spies!

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:04 PM
I think that person we were talking about should be a banned topic in here....

Whoops! Well, if everyone supports it, it would be rude for me not to, but banned topics suck.
I look like a crack addict. That's awesome, seeing how Giant Ego Penis will be here later tonight, Hartman luggage in tow...pissed at me because my sheets have the wrong thread count for his oh-so-sensitive-skin. :ras:

And YES, I am positive he is straight. I could explain how/why I know this, but I haven't had breakfast yet, so it would come out sounding more shocking than sexy. :p
Well, don't you sound just downright thrilled? :scared:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:04 PM
To most Americans, she is La La La Can't Get You Out Of My Head girl, if even that.

To most of the rest of the world, she is Kylie - Most Supreme Goddess On High.

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 07:04 PM
The worst part is that he is NOT a veg. It's beef, but Kobe beef. It's not fucking tuna out of a can, but Dungeness crab. :rolleyes:

He's THAT guy. I just would rather not get into it, but it is always in the back of my mind to hit him over the head with a cheap ass piece of cookware that ISN'T fucking La Creuset! :( :p

I can't do it though- it never works. It's like trying to drive in the dark.



Grossest pairing would be.......Stepanek and Bracciali for me. I don't know why, but that one I could not witness. :help:

High maintenence people can be so annoying. Seriously you don't always have to go for 10 when a 5 is just as good. Save yourself some money for crying out loud!:rolleyes:

Stephanek and Bracciali? I threw up in my mouth a little.:help:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:05 PM
Without enough people to have a well-stocked orgy, that game looks a bit on the dull side :)

:spit: Oh, gawd. As someone who dislikes beef it always amuses me to hear people talking about, "OMG you must only eat this one particular cut/type of beef or you are a lower-class animal!" I've had Kobe beef, I've had really good beef tartare at swanky hotels in San Francisco, and I still think it tastes gross - just better-tasting gross. :lol: Though I suppose if you're going to eat gross you might as well eat the best gross out there. :lol:

Oh, and La Creuset is overrated. :devil:

:lol:

I totally agree with you, as you know. Beef is no bueno. He is affected, without really knowing that he is affected.

It's lost on him that a $100 cut of meat eaten on an arbitrary Friday night is passe. I'm just not one to be affected for affected's sake, if that makes sense.

I will have a $3 bowl of guac and be happy as long as the avocadoes are ripe. :lick: In his mind, that's like Eliza Doolittle style. Whatever. As long as he keeps his hog in his pants, I don't care.

I can be happy with a $25 bottle of Zin- red wine is beautiful, right? For him, that is ghetto. He'll need the $180 bottle of Opus, or worse the $250 bottle of Dominus. If I say something about it, it's an arguement. I don't fight stupid battles anymore. I am not 18 years old anymore.

As long as I don't have to cook his shit, it's all good. Eat your beef, keep your mouth shut, keep your cock to yourself, and we will be just ducky. :)

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:06 PM
Of page 498...

Yes, Federer hates this tournament, and it shows, and he never plays well here. And Roger vs. Volandri...:tape: :help: That's probably the worst match I've seen him play, though I haven't had his whole career to go on.

Metis
08-17-2007, 07:07 PM
The worst part is that he is NOT a veg. It's beef, but Kobe beef. It's not fucking tuna out of a can, but Dungeness crab. :rolleyes:

He's THAT guy. I just would rather not get into it, but it is always in the back of my mind to hit him over the head with a cheap ass piece of cookware that ISN'T fucking La Creuset! :( :p

I can't do it though- it never works. It's like trying to drive in the dark.

:spit: This guy should be sent to a refugee camp in Africa for a month.


As well you should have. We'd make you turn in your perv card had you let the opportunity pass by, unnoticed. :hatoff:

As bad as refusing to watch that video of Nalby naked in the whirlpool. :aplot:

Who, when, what!?!?! :crazy: :lol:

Why don't I know anything about this?

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:07 PM
High maintenence people can be so annoying. Seriously you don't always have to go for 10 when a 5 is just as good. Save yourself some money for crying out loud!:rolleyes:

I don't get it. They have to make EVERYTHING a production. :)

Stephanek and Bracciali? I threw up in my mouth a little.:help:

Seriously. If you can come up with a more gross match up, I'd love to hear it. :lol:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:08 PM
As long as I don't have to cook his shit, it's all good. Eat your beef, keep your mouth shut, keep your cock to yourself, and we will be just ducky.

Words to live by :worship:

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:09 PM
:spit: This guy should be sent to a refugee camp in Africa for a month.

Sounds like a plan. I'd love to deport him. :hatoff:

Who, when, what!?!?! :crazy: :lol:

Why don't I know anything about this?

Metis, you know about that- Nalby naked in the whirlpool and Zaba naked in the lockerroom. One of the reasons we LOVE Tenis Pro. :aplot:

Even the gay Nadal calendar shoot was funny. :)

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:11 PM
As long as I don't have to cook his shit, it's all good. Eat your beef, keep your mouth shut, keep your cock to yourself, and we will be just ducky.

Words to live by :worship:

:lol: :hatoff:

Sometimes I get these things right, I think. :kiss:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:11 PM
And my registration is done. Everything is paid for, tuition, parking decal, my ugly looking student ID. :lol:

This all seems rather late to be happening.
:spit: That mental image makes me cry. :sobbing:

**hands tissues**
:unsure: *throws away Whopper wrapper*

For like...the last month, I've been craving one of those really bad, greasy, disgusting cheeseburgers: the ones that you feel yourself dying as you eat, but I haven't really gotten around to it. Must make time.
BIG PUFFY TWISTER! :woohoo:

I should make that my avatar. :lol:

I absolutely adore it, and yes, yes you should.
To most Americans, she is La La La Can't Get You Out Of My Head girl, if even that.
It makes me feel a little uninformed, but I think I wouldn't have it any other way.

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:12 PM
Gross matchups.

Let's see...

Stepanek and Ljubicic? I'd be ill AND bored.
Henman and Labadze? I find Henman VERY asexual.

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:13 PM
Ljubicic is one of those players who is really gross to me like 99% of the time, and then every now and then he'll get a picture every few months that makes me go "Maybe?" until I see another picture of him.

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:14 PM
Conspicuous consumption bores the shit out of me.

And if there's a difference between a $200 bottle of wine and something that costs about $30 then it takes a more sensitive palette than mine to detect it.

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:15 PM
I like Henman, but then I like skinny geeks. :lol:
I just can't imagine him writhing on top making sex faces. My brain refuses to compute.

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:15 PM
Gross matchups.

Let's see...

Stepanek and Ljubicic? I'd be ill AND bored.
Henman and Labadze? I find Henman VERY asexual.

Oh those are terrible. :lol:

Poor Henman- he projects NO sexual identity whatsoever. I totally agree with you there. I'm not sure why- it's not like he's this hideous troll...

There is nothing sexy about Ljubo either. Walking sleeping pills there. I don't do well with guys who are totally measured, closed up, etc.

Dent and Dancevic. I can't stand either of them. That pair would make me yack in my soup. :ignore:

EDIT: PAGE 1000! :banana:

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 07:15 PM
:lol:

I totally agree with you, as you know. Beef is no bueno. He is affected, without really knowing that he is affected.

It's lost on him that a $100 cut of meat eaten on an arbitrary Friday night is passe. I'm just not one to be affected for affected's sake, if that makes sense.

I will have a $3 bowl of guac and be happy as long as the avocadoes are ripe. :lick: In his mind, that's like Eliza Doolittle style. Whatever. As long as he keeps his hog in his pants, I don't care.

I can be happy with a $25 bottle of Zin- red wine is beautiful, right? For him, that is ghetto. He'll need the $180 bottle of Opus, or worse the $250 bottle of Dominus. If I say something about it, it's an arguement. I don't fight stupid battles anymore. I am not 18 years old anymore.

As long as I don't have to cook his shit, it's all good. Eat your beef, keep your mouth shut, keep your cock to yourself, and we will be just ducky. :)

He does have a good job right? Because to constantly demand expensive food and wine like that is going to hurt a person's wallet.:eek:

And that last paragraph is comic gold. You definitely don't want him back huh?:haha:


:yeah: Seriously. As much as I am a food snob my favorite restaurants are cheap, casual dives where you get good food - not necessarily Great & Amazing, but fresh, tasty, and well-prepared.

I'm so with you there J. I've had great meals in places that Kelli's ex would turn his nose up at.:) :drool:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:16 PM
Conspicuous consumption bores the shit out of me.

And if there's a difference between a $200 bottle of wine and something that costs about $30 then it takes a more sensitive palette than mine to detect it.
I'm really bad about this, but thankfully I don't have the money for too many indulgences. Though I have the whole "champagne taste on a tap water budget" thing going on.

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 07:16 PM
And we just hit a thousand pages!:woohoo:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:17 PM
Page 1000 - and VERY close to 15000 posts - who's gonna get it?

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:17 PM
:haha: Mary Jo Fernandez on the Kuznetsova/Golovin match:

"I was just thinking, if you're a club player watching this match at home... this has got to make you feel good." :haha::haha::haha:
:help:

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:17 PM
I"m on page 500...

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:18 PM
:haha: Mary Jo Fernandez on the Kuznetsova/Golovin match:

"I was just thinking, if you're a club player watching this match at home... this has got to make you feel good." :haha::haha::haha:
I gather it's VERY windy in Toronto this week.

And two women who don't believe much in playing for safety - it's not gonna be pretty.

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 07:18 PM
Page 1000 - and VERY close to 15000 posts - who's gonna get it?

Me! Kelli promised!:angel:

MCL
08-17-2007, 07:18 PM
:haha: Mary Jo Fernandez on the Kuznetsova/Golovin match:

"I was just thinking, if you're a club player watching this match at home... this has got to make you feel good." :haha::haha::haha:

:spit:

scoobs
08-17-2007, 07:19 PM
:spit: I usually picture skinny geeks as writhing underneath me, not on top. :devil:

Henman is too polite to make sex faces, probably just a gusty, "My word!" when he climaxes. :tape:
Oh dear LORD....NO

Please make that stop make that imagine go away. Out. OUT. OUT!!!!

mrserenawilliams
08-17-2007, 07:19 PM
Whopper? For some reason I thought you'd be a Big Mac kind of guy.;)

Nah, 100% pure char-grilled beef is the way to go :lol: Actually though, I haven't had a hamburger in like 4 months. The last one I had was from the Bistro on campus before I came home.

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:o Serena's out of New Haven :rollleyes:

SO glad I didn't buy tickets, I would have had to shot a bitch :fiery:

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Have you seen the vid Dom? It's a hot mess ;) :aplot::lol:

Jade Fox
08-17-2007, 07:19 PM
Oh dear LORD....NO

Please make that stop make that imagine go away. Out. OUT. OUT!!!!

Yeah I don't need that image in my head.:bolt:

And we just hit 15,000! Yay!

I feel like such a dork for counting. :o

Kitty de Sade
08-17-2007, 07:20 PM
Conspicuous consumption bores the shit out of me.

And if there's a difference between a $200 bottle of wine and something that costs about $30 then it takes a more sensitive palette than mine to detect it.

There isn't any. It's for effect. It's label whoring. It becomes an addiction all its own. Total waste of time.

He does have a good job right? Because to constantly demand expensive food and wine like that is going to hurt a person's wallet.:eek:

He is a trader, who came from a good family. He never needed to work, so all of this stuff was just the way he grew up. I can't completely hang him by the balls because he is very generous to everyone, and doesn't get on my case, or anyone else's if they DON'T have money. I do have to say that in his defense.

And that last paragraph is comic gold. You definitely don't want him back huh?:haha:

Not a chance. HE dumped ME. There is no mercy, no forgiveness, no reprieve. Once a man no longer wishes to be in my company, he will be held to that. :)

Beforehand
08-17-2007, 07:20 PM
Henman is too polite to make sex faces, probably just a gusty, "My word!" when he climaxes. :tape:
I literally almost choked reading this.