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meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 12:32 AM
:drool: If you can somewhat imitate the accent of a Catalan himbo speaking broken English while paddling me with the racquet, I'm SO there! :woohoo:



:devil: Read what I said about accents above. :lol:

Currently Tommy's pissing me off though - apart from his time in Australia and a few random spurts on clay (behave :devil: ) he's been playing shitty all year. :mad: And Jarkko's giving him a beating behind the woodshed at the moment. :eek:

It's possible. I'll work on it.

Aw, he'll get back in your good graces eventually. He beat Andy in Memphis, that's all I remember :lol:.

(please excuse this giant run on sentence:lol:)

Well, last night i had o walk from Brentwood-to-Hollywood at 1:30 in the morning in heels (mind you 2 of my small toes are broken)
this journey was of course not flat nor close...then i tried to save time cutting through UCLA and got all turned around, my foot started bleeding because i couldn't walk in heels anymore (this is me through the L.A streets BAREFOOThttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick009.gif) decided to wait for a bus at 3am, got on the bus the wrong way, ended up the opposite direction of home in Santa Monica had to find another bus (one guy from the first bus followed me and propositioned me, then said it was my loss because he was really horny)

finally got on the right bus got home at 5 in the morning
-did i say all of this occurred in a cocktail dress & heels.

NEVAH AGAIN!!!:rocker2::sobbing:


:awww: :hug: :awww:

I'm sorry! That just sucks.

partygirl
08-15-2007, 12:32 AM
Larah, im sorry dear, i love you, but that line made me shoot my load off in laughter :haha:OooooOOoh
and to think i bestowed you with your North American MTF title:p

Seriously, it was even more funny in person because he got like 0 attention from me, i wouldn't even look in his direction i was like "Noooooo thank ya"...i believe he was the definition of Fuuugly.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 12:34 AM
I've done the whole walking home at 4am with feet that hurt like a bitch thing in London - trying to get home at that sort of time with sore feet is a special kind of purgatory.

When I was in London in March I broke out in hives (:o) and had to walk back from the AE at 4:00 AM with hives all over the bottom of my feet. Good times.

Luckily Gower street didn't appear to be full of murderers.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 12:36 AM
My best London memory. Almost being blown up on a bus. :sobbing:

Sorry I talked to my mom I'm going to be pissy and depressed.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 12:40 AM
My best London memory. Almost being blown up on a bus. :sobbing:

Sorry I talked to my mom I'm going to be pissy and depressed.

:awww: :hug: I'm concernicus over you now. I thought you were talking to a pretty Frenchman?

What can I do to make you happy? I can picspam your ass. I can. I'll do it.

scoobs
08-15-2007, 12:49 AM
Tommy Robredo just pissed me off - I picked him this week for Fantasy Tennis and he choses this week at a tournament he has done well at in the past to lose to a guy he has not lost to in 4 previous matches, very convicingly.

Cheers Tommy.

partygirl
08-15-2007, 12:55 AM
I can picspam your ass. I can. I'll do it.:haha:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 12:58 AM
:awww: :hug: I'm concernicus over you now. I thought you were talking to a pretty Frenchman?

What can I do to make you happy? I can picspam your ass. I can. I'll do it.

No I called him.

No concernicus. My mom just makes me depressed I talked to her like three hours ago I'm still feeling the effects

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 01:03 AM
Three hours? :awww:

I'll just withhold my picspam then.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 01:19 AM
Yeah she's a bitch I'll be like this all night

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 01:51 AM
The squad certainly needed a Prince:D Dominic.
I am Larah:wavey:
...And i can only take so many more ass kickings from this bastard city of Los Angeles:(:mad::sobbing::temper tantrum:
Hello Larah! :wavey:

What's the deal with Los Angeles?

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 01:54 AM
I wish someone would proposition me in the dead of the night...as long as they were hot...and clean...and...not the bad kind of pervy...and....not the type of person that has to proposition me in the dead of the night.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 01:54 AM
Tommy Robredo won me vCash.

Jarkko Nieminen FTW.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 02:15 AM
I wish someone would proposition me in the dead of the night...as long as they were hot...and clean...and...not the bad kind of pervy...and....not the type of person that has to proposition me in the dead of the night.

Welcome to the dark side, Prince Dominic. Molto bene fatto. :hatoff:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:16 AM
I got rep for being a lefty in this thread...this place is AWESOME!

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 02:19 AM
Yes it is. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:20 AM
From me :wavey:

another lefty :woohoo:

LONG day, PLENTY of errands. LA is :o (but good movie stuff is happening so I'm happy) :bounce:

Ok, there's like 4 pages of replies here, so this'll take a while :lol:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:20 AM
It was a good incentive: I'm like...a compulsive rep checker.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:20 AM
From me :wavey:

another lefty :woohoo:

LONG day, PLENTY of errands. LA is :o (but good movie stuff is happening so I'm happy) :bounce:

Ok, there's like 4 pages of replies here, so this'll take a while :lol:
And while you're reading, we're still posting. :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:27 AM
OK, Part. 1

A two colleges in southern California as well, but I don't think I'll get those. Colleges like stuffy old people that went to that school. Not a kid that went to a better school. I've been peaking at places to live to.

SoCal :hearts:, but NorCal is HELLA better ;) :lol:

That IS dumb, and you and I have talked about this before. The fact that you are not able to have a cocktail or a glass of wine....ridiculous.

Not just Sof :awww::sad:

Mac was never pretty, was he. He always looked like one of the annoying kids in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie

:spit::haha: I was just watching that movie the other day. Like if Charlie had a bratty twin brother, it'd SO be John :lol::devil:

hmmmm Coldstone for lunch???? I'm thinking this is probably not the wisest choice I could make.

That's what I had for lunch today :wavey::lol:

CHOCOLATE DEVOTION :drool::faint:

Stop at Dairy Queen on the way back.

:hearts::inlove: you're gonna fit in NICELY here :lol: I love all Food, ESPECIALLY Dairy Queen :lol:

Left handed too.

:eek: Reggie "Lefty" White did NOT know this :unsure:

YAY! :bounce: Me 2 :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:27 AM
Pt. 2

I went for lemon sorbet with fresh raspberries...or at least that is what I ordered.

That sounds :drool: I hope it was great

You really should have told Xristos the truth. ;)


:spit::spit::spit::haha::haha::haha::dead:

OMG! I spat out my sandwich :sad::sobbing:

But it was SO worth it :lol:


Then there is RA, Chris, J, and you'll know Monica if her life ever slows down.


Missing someone :awww::sad::lol:

I'm Dominic. :wavey:

Welcome :wavey:

RA...I don't know if I can like you after living in a college dorm the last two years...

:p

:unsure: What if I'm that kind of RA? But I'm nice though : puppy dog eyes::awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 02:27 AM
On the phone long distance BRB. :)

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:28 AM
:hearts::inlove: you're gonna fit in NICELY here :lol: I love all Food, ESPECIALLY Dairy Queen :lol:

My friend recently used that "We give the money to the kids!" day to have an excuse to get a Blizzard.

I did NOT complain.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:29 AM
Mister Fine Arts-

Reggie (mrserenawilliams)
With a wonderful demeanor and artistic soul
Reggie has received the endowment of the most artistic & not just because of his flexibility, but because we all know he is going places & with a grin like his he proves that laughter is the worlds best medicine...that is an art in itself.



Awww :hearts: That was really sweet :hug:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:29 AM
I wish I was a lefty :sobbing:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:29 AM
:unsure: What if I'm that kind of RA? But I'm nice though :puppy dog eyes::awww:
As long as you wouldn't stop your residents from drinking during majors, you might be OK. :p

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 02:31 AM
Pt. 2
That sounds :drool: I hope it was great

It was....I think I'm seriously pmsing though...I bought ice cream at the store tonight too. :sobbing:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:32 AM
I wish I was a lefty :sobbing:
:hug: I'm move that we make you an HONORARY CHARTER Lefty :wavey:

I'm sure Dom and Kell would agree that you're TOTALLY cool enough ;) :hearts::lol:

As long as you wouldn't stop your residents from drinking during majors, you might be OK. :p

As long as the other residents don't complain :shrug:

Drugs, however are another thing :awww:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:33 AM
It was....I think I'm seriously pmsing though...I bought ice cream at the store tonight too. :sobbing:

I'm gonna tell you this ONE time and ONE time only.



There's NO such thing as TOO MUCH ICE CREAM :rocker:






:unsure: unless you're lactose-intolerant :awww::sad::hug:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:33 AM
It was....I think I'm seriously pmsing though...I bought ice cream at the store tonight too. :sobbing:

Don't sweat it, I followed a bar of chocolate with Doritos and washed it down with a quesadilla today. :o

Being a girl is fun.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:34 AM
We'll save the really deviant things for Wimbly, when school is out.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:37 AM
:hug: I'm move that we make you an HONORARY CHARTER Lefty :wavey:

I'm sure Dom and Kell would agree that you're TOTALLY cool enough ;) :hearts::lol:



:banana:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:38 AM
Hey! I haven't decided yet.

**scratches chin in contemplation**

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:38 AM
We'll save the really deviant things for Wimbly, when school is out.

:devil: :blind, deaf, and dumb: :lol:

:banana:

PM anti-love :ras:

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 02:40 AM
I'm gonna tell you this ONE time and ONE time only.

There's NO such thing as TOO MUCH ICE CREAM :rocker:

:unsure: unless you're lactose-intolerant :awww::sad::hug:

Don't sweat it, I followed a bar of chocolate with Doritos and washed it down with a quesadilla today. :o

Being a girl is fun.

:lol: Well it just called my name. I seriously can't remember the last time I bought Ben & Jerry's. Usually I stay far away, but I just couldn't...and I couldn't resist Everything but the.....

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:47 AM
:unsure: So apparently the ONLY place Maria grunts is on the court :shrug:

http://www.exile.ru/2007-August-10/in_brief.html

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:48 AM
PM anti-love :ras:

I'm never going to hear the end of this :sobbing:

:lol: Well it just called my name. I seriously can't remember the last time I bought Ben & Jerry's. Usually I stay far away, but I just couldn't...and I couldn't resist Everything but the.....

Ben and Jerry's has unusual luring powers. I don't blame you in the least. Half Baked is still the best :drool:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:50 AM
:unsure: So apparently the ONLY place Maria grunts is on the court :shrug:

http://www.exile.ru/2007-August-10/in_brief.html

:spit:

How weird, I'm listening to Maroon 5 right now. I was just thinking about that rumor about the two of them.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:50 AM
I've never had Ben & Jerry's.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:52 AM
:unsure: So apparently the ONLY place Maria grunts is on the court :shrug:

http://www.exile.ru/2007-August-10/in_brief.html
:haha:

I can just see her laying there, looking focused, brushing hair behind her visor, and fist pumping when she climaxes.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:52 AM
I've never had Ben & Jerry's.

:speakles:

Blasphemy.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:53 AM
I'm never going to hear the end of this :sobbing:
Reggie + Grudge = :unsure::scared: DOES.NOT.COMPUTE :bolt:

:hug:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 02:55 AM
:kiss:

Hang in there.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 02:55 AM
:spit:

How weird, I'm listening to Maroon 5 right now. I was just thinking about that rumor about the two of them.
me 2 :lol:

:haha:

I can just see her laying there, looking focused, brushing hair behind her visor, and fist pumping when she climaxes.

:spit::faint::lol:

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 02:57 AM
I'm never going to hear the end of this :sobbing:



Ben and Jerry's has unusual luring powers. I don't blame you in the least. Half Baked is still the best :drool:

It was a battle...I had both in my hand but opted for the one with peanut butter.


On a totally unrelated topic, but somehow seems somewhat appropriate, did RA ever give us a critique of her most recent purchase? :angel: :devil: :o

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:57 AM
Reggie + Grudge = :unsure::scared: DOES.NOT.COMPUTE :bolt:

:hug:

Yay :hug:


KELLI!

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 02:57 AM
I have to say, from Mr. Levine, "laying like a dead frog" is shockingly effective, dry-heave inducing imagery.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 02:59 AM
It was a battle...I had both in my hand but opted for the one with peanut butter.


On a totally unrelated topic, but somehow seems somewhat appropriate, did RA ever give us a critique of her most recent purchase? :angel: :devil: :o

Tough choice. Peanut butter is good. I'm planning a peanut butter and chocolate pie. I'll tell you all how it goes.

I don't believe she did...

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:01 AM
Did not forget you Reggie you were already named.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:01 AM
On a totally unrelated topic, but somehow seems somewhat appropriate, did RA ever give us a critique of her most recent purchase? :angel: :devil: :o

:lol: TOTALLY forgot about that.


:aplot: Interested in her response though. I won't have need for one, but it'd still be nice to be in the know nonetheless :lol:

I have to say, from Mr. Levine, "laying like a dead frog" is shockingly effective, dry-heave inducing imagery.

:spit::lol:

wow, for a newbie, you're INCREDIBLY quote-worthy :yeah::lol:

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 03:02 AM
Tough choice. Peanut butter is good. I'm planning a peanut butter and chocolate pie. I'll tell you all how it goes.

I don't believe she did...

Yummm sounds good. I personally don't think you can ever go wrong when chocolate and peanut butter are involved.


Well..I guess I'll have to remember to ask her next time she pops in.

Given the conversation a few pages back, this article on lowering the drinking age seems interesting: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20249460/

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:03 AM
Did not forget you Reggie you were already named.

:hug::awww: I thought you forgot about me :awww:

-------------

new PM Mon :wavey::lol:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:05 AM
:lol: TOTALLY forgot about that.


:aplot: Interested in her response though. I won't have need for one, but it'd still be nice to be in the know nonetheless :lol:



:spit::lol:

wow, for a newbie, you're INCREDIBLY quote-worthy :yeah::lol:
:o Thank you!

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:05 AM
BD! :wavey:

Would someone be willing to catch me up here? I was just confronted with my past, having had sex with lots of sketchy people. :help:

What's going on now? :)

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:07 AM
:awww:Kells, are you ok? :hug:

ok, I saw "I Think I Love My Wife"

Verdict: I THINK I'm gonna kill the video clerk for saying it was funny :o:rolleyes:

-----------

Dom :awww: I meant that as a compliment :hug:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 03:09 AM
Yummm sounds good. I personally don't think you can ever go wrong when chocolate and peanut butter are involved.


Well..I guess I'll have to remember to ask her next time she pops in.

Given the conversation a few pages back, this article on lowering the drinking age seems interesting: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20249460/

Agreed.

I only have 3 more months now, otherwise I'd keep griping about the drinking age. I still think it should be lowered.


new PM Mon :wavey::lol:

Responded :)

BD! :wavey:

Would someone be willing to catch me up here? I was just confronted with my past, having had sex with lots of sketchy people. :help:

What's going on now? :)

:kiss: Nothing special, I'm a bit loopy. Talking about eating a lot, being accosted by Reggie for not pming him enough :lol:.

:scratch: What's this about?

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:10 AM
:awww:Kells, are you ok? :hug:

All good, Reg- embarrassed, but good. :p

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:11 AM
Would someone be willing to catch me up here? I was just confronted with my past, having had sex with lots of sketchy people. :help:

:eek: I bet one of them was my dad!

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:11 AM
Reggie I could never forget you.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:11 AM
All good, Reg- embarrassed, but good. :p
Were people just like...interviewing you?

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:12 AM
BTW, if anyone has pics of Nadal in that tacky beige suit with the neon pink scarf around his neck, please send it to me. It's being asked for in GM, and I can't find it.

Thank you in advance. :hatoff:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:16 AM
What?

We need that in here too.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:19 AM
I have been looking for it to show one of the girls who posted in GM. Gah, I cannot find it. It's the funniest thing ever. :haha:

I am NOT even joking. Nadal has a screaming neon pink scarf tied around his neck at a player's kickoff party. I just can't remember which one.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:21 AM
this? :unsure:

http://i11.tinypic.com/4m8qkd1.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:24 AM
Oh god forbid- that's wrong too. It's this color, but sheer, tied around his neck. I kid you not. :help:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/947/50417469.JPG

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:25 AM
Now you're going to find EVERY other bad picture of Nadal but that one.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:26 AM
OMG REALLY?!?! :unsure:

Metis
08-15-2007, 03:27 AM
Let me balance all the bad photos that are about to show up with this one :D

http://mas.lne.es/galeria/img/2006/11/Semifinal%20Nadal-Federer/1745626373455f267ebcc061.6180775605.jpg



:lol: Hello everyone :hug:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:27 AM
searching nadal pink does not help. Just so everyone knows. :lol:

partygirl
08-15-2007, 03:30 AM
Awww :hearts: That was really sweet :hug:
you deserved that title, i was happy to bestow it upon yous.:angel:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:30 AM
DAMMIT! I am not crazy, I KNOW I saw that bitch in a screaming neon scarf! :fiery:

Now I have searched all over the place for it, and have seen so many half naked Nadal pics....my stomach is upset. :sobbing:

METIS! :wavey:

Hope you are doing well with the move and your healing process too. :hug:

EDIT: Larah! I hope your poor feet are okay. HollyHood can be dangerous. :smooch:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 03:34 AM
DAMMIT! I am not crazy, I KNOW I saw that bitch in a screaming neon scarf! :fiery:

Now I have searched all over the place for it, and have seen so many half naked Nadal pics....my stomach is upset. :sobbing:

METIS! :wavey:

Hope you are doing well with the move and your healing process too. :hug:

EDIT: Larah! I hope your poor feet are okay. HollyHood can be dangerous. :smooch:

:lol: It's not good for the system to look at that many pictures of him. I feel for you.

I'd like to see this though.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:34 AM
Now you're going to find EVERY other bad picture of Nadal but that one.

:lol:

Metis
08-15-2007, 03:35 AM
DAMMIT! I am not crazy, I KNOW I saw that bitch in a screaming neon scarf! :fiery:

Now I have searched all over the place for it, and have seen so many half naked Nadal pics....my stomach is upset. :sobbing:

METIS! :wavey:

Hope you are doing well with the move and your healing process too. :hug:

EDIT: Larah! I hope your poor feet are okay. HollyHood can be dangerous. :smooch:


Hi Kelli! I am finally resting my feet tonight. Most of the work is done, thank God, and the back is feeling better too! :woohoo:



Sorry for adding to the half naked photos you've seen tonight :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 03:36 AM
you deserved that title, i was happy to bestow it upon yous.:angel:

:hug:

but :ras: for not calling me :lol:

LA's big enough for BOTH of us :lol:

I was all over your neck of the woods today :lol:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 03:40 AM
It is HOT OVER HERE. DAMN.

Dinner time, I will respond to the pm when I come back Kel :kiss:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:41 AM
It cooled down here in Ohio. I'm like...the only person disappointed, because I love doing things in extreme heat.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:42 AM
It cooled down here in Ohio. I'm like...the only person disappointed, because I love doing things in extreme heat.

ME TOO!:hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:43 AM
:lol: It's not good for the system to look at that many pictures of him. I feel for you.

I'd like to see this though.

I am trying to find it. I'll hold my breath until my queasiness passes. From the neck down, he's fine. From the neck up, baby is busted. :sobbing:

Hi Kelli! I am finally resting my feet tonight. Most of the work is done, thank God, and the back is feeling better too! :woohoo:

Oh how awesome! :woohoo:

Good lord woman, I was worried about you- working like a fiend, moving, THEN an accident. I am so happy you are mending. :hug:

Sorry for adding to the half naked photos you've seen tonight :lol:

S'alright. :hatoff:

I know the girlies get all humid when they see him.

Ooooooooooooooooo Rafa, sign my butt/boobs/arbitrary naughty parts will ya? :rolleyes: :lol:

EDIT: Okie dokie, BD. I will wait for it. Enjoy your grub, bub. :inlove: :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:46 AM
ME TOO!:hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

ME THREE! :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Um...what did I just agree to? :p

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:47 AM
Doing things in epic heat!

LIke tennis in 90-degree weather! And humid!

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:48 AM
Liking the heat and humidity.

I love it just cannot sleep in it. I have to sleep with all my blankets cozied into them

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 03:50 AM
OooooOOoh
and to think i bestowed you with your North American MTF title:p

Seriously, it was even more funny in person because he got like 0 attention from me, i wouldn't even look in his direction i was like "Noooooo thank ya"...i believe he was the definition of Fuuugly.

Taht wass you? :awww: :hug:

Im surprised there aws no arsese references or loorve fooro teh ass :awww:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:51 AM
That reminds me.

Best sex ever.

It was humid we were outside all sweaty and then it started to rain.

Movie moment. So good and hot.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:52 AM
Extreme heat/humidity? Oh no. :help:

In those conditions, I am like Sampras' undies. Wilt, wilt, wilt. ;)

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:53 AM
:aplot:
Hey, things!

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:54 AM
Taht wass you? :awww: :hug:

Im surprised there aws no arsese references or loorve fooro teh ass :awww:

What language is this? :scratch: :shrug:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:54 AM
I'm a big fan of the covers when I sleep, too, so fuck heat then. It's been cooling at night, though.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:57 AM
What did I miss- what is the significance of "things?" :p

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 03:57 AM
Herer it sis hiumid :wavery:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 03:58 AM
Okay, this HAS to be photshopped, right? :o

I can't handle searching any more Nadal pics. I quit. :sobbing:

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k17/Frotguy2004/nada-60742.jpg

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 03:59 AM
I have that picture at another view. It's real.


And it's past 11 of course Jonathan can't type it's like clock work. Drinking nightly to the point that you are so shit faced you cannot type, and you are alone is a sign of being an alcoholic. :wavey:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:59 AM
It cooled down here in Ohio. I'm like...the only person disappointed, because I love doing things in extreme heat.

:aplot:

Hey, things!

For Kelli.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:00 AM
:dies: :haha: I want that to be my new nickname.
And done.

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:01 AM
I have that picture at another view. It's real.


And it's past 11 of course Jonathan can't type it's like clock work. Drinking nightly to the point that you are so shit faced you cannot type, and you are alone is a sign of being an alcoholic. :wavey:

You mean the picire wiith him an teh phone?

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:03 AM
Thank you, Dominic. :hatoff:

Jesus, that ass of his is REAL?! No wonder he's a gay icon already. My goyfriends would LOSE IT. :p

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:03 AM
What the hell happened to Jonathan?

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:05 AM
Dominic- Jonathan likes his :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Metis
08-15-2007, 04:05 AM
Oh how awesome! :woohoo:

Good lord woman, I was worried about you- working like a fiend, moving, THEN an accident. I am so happy you are mending. :hug:


Thanks Kelli! :hug: I have to start working like a fiend again tomorrow though :sobbing:.

Good luck at the doctor's tomorrow :scared:.



S'alright. :hatoff:

I know the girlies get all humid when they see him.

Ooooooooooooooooo Rafa, sign my butt/boobs/arbitrary naughty parts will ya? :rolleyes: :lol:


Hey, what are you implying? That I am one of those girlies? :mad: :armed:... :lol:

It is so funny to watch the crazy fans getting trampled trying to get autographs, photos etc. screaming and crying. I can't remember which match it was last week (maybe Safin?), but at the end there was this guy screaming: Please give me a towel I'm an old man :haha:.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:06 AM
BTW- Water Sports won today. :sobbing:

What the hell is wrong with PHM?! He did so well last week! :ras:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:07 AM
You mean the picire wiith him an teh phone?

My English is limited this is like code. If you want to talk to me type right.

You drink to much and you talk about drinking to much. You are 17. Find something constructive to do.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:09 AM
I know I was pissed about water sports winning today. I like PHM too. :sobbing:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:09 AM
Oh, tough love!

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:10 AM
Dominic- Jonathan likes his :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
Oh, Jonathan!

Be good.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:12 AM
Thanks Kelli! :hug: I have to start working like a fiend again tomorrow though :sobbing:.

Oh come ON! What is being done to you here?! The human brain/body needs rest. Who do you work for Metis, I will call them and threaten them with chicken and midget porn if they don't ease off you. :devil:

Good luck at the doctor's tomorrow :scared:.

Time to inject my lips full of porno. Hot and well worth the pain. :lick:

Hey, what are you implying? That I am one of those girlies? :mad: :armed:... :lol:

No, no- not you. You are not like that. I meant most of the girls think R-R-Rafffffffffa is dreamy. They are like a collection of beautiful, vacuous parrots. :p

It is so funny to watch the crazy fans getting trampled trying to get autographs, photos etc. screaming and crying. I can't remember which match it was last week (maybe Safin?), but at the end there was this guy screaming: Please give me a towel I'm an old man :haha:.

:haha: Classic!

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:14 AM
Porno.
**perks up**

Say what now?

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:15 AM
Oh, tough love!

Was that for me?

Jonathan needs it sometimes. I'm really not that mean.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:15 AM
I know I was pissed about water sports winning today. I like PHM too. :sobbing:

Paulo is just nuts, I swear. He nearly beats Nadal, then turns around and gets blitzed by Pissy Pisserman in straights today, what...like 1 and 2?

I don't get it. If he's a tweaker, that would make more sense.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:16 AM
**perks up**

Say what now?

WHAT?! SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM HERE. I AM IN CHICAGO. TYPE LOUDER, DOMINIC!

:p

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:16 AM
Was that for me?

Jonathan needs it sometimes. I'm really not that mean.
No. It's good to do. I'm not scolding.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:18 AM
WHAT?! SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY FROM HERE. I AM IN CHICAGO. TYPE LOUDER, DOMINIC!

:p
:o

See? Now I'm embarrassed. I could never talk about such impurities in more than hushed voices.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:20 AM
Paulo is just nuts, I swear. He nearly beats Nadal, then turns around and gets blitzed by Pissy Pisserman in straights today, what...like 1 and 2?

I don't get it. If he's a tweaker, that would make more sense.

I don't know. He's a head case and a choker.

I seem to like that in tennis players. :sobbing:

Not a fan of the water sports though.

No. It's good to do. I'm not scolding.
I'm blunt that's all. Good for an honest answer. Not really mean. Or I don't always mean to be.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:21 AM
:o

See? Now I'm embarrassed. I could never talk about such impurities in more than hushed voices.

You better be joking about being embarrassed, especially at night. Naughty little demons come out to play here when the sun goes down. :devil:

What did you want to know from before? You just quoted the word "porno." Was there a specific reason for that, or was it just arbitrary? :)

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:21 AM
Jonathan, if you keep drinking your wang will fall off in the street and be eaten by Marat an alcoholic old homeless man.

How's that for tough love? :D

Or he will be the alcoholic old man eating them :tape:




Be nice to Marat :ras: :lol:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 04:22 AM
I am trying to find it. I'll hold my breath until my queasiness passes. From the neck down, he's fine. From the neck up, baby is busted. :sobbing:


WORD. Butterface. Looks like a Who.


EDIT: Okie dokie, BD. I will wait for it. Enjoy your grub, bub. :inlove: :wavey:

Sent :)

Okay, this HAS to be photshopped, right? :o

I can't handle searching any more Nadal pics. I quit. :sobbing:

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k17/Frotguy2004/nada-60742.jpg

He looks like Kim Kardashian's ass. She has a huge ass. Don't ask me why I know this.

My English is limited this is like code. If you want to talk to me type right.

You drink to much and you talk about drinking to much. You are 17. Find something constructive to do.

YOU. I love you like fat kids like cake.

Regina would wilt at this quote ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:22 AM
Jonathan, if you keep drinking your wang will fall off in the street and be eaten by Marat an alcoholic old homeless man.

How's that for tough love? :D

OH.MY.GOD.MY.SIDES.MY.ACHING.SPLITTING.SIDES.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:23 AM
Jonathan, if you keep drinking your wang will fall off in the street and be eaten by Marat an alcoholic old homeless man.

How's that for tough love? :D
Unless he has a thing for old homeless men?

I saw a guy who paid homeless women to fuck him on Maury Povich once.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:23 AM
*Maury Povich's show

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:24 AM
My English is limited this is like code. If you want to talk to me type right.

You drink to much and you talk about drinking to much. You are 17. Find something constructive to do.

Hi :wavey:

Was that for me?

Jonathan needs it sometimes. I'm really not that mean.

Dont let her fool you. She awlays a stone cold bitch :p :p

Jonathan, if you keep drinking your wang will fall off in the street and be eaten by Marat an alcoholic old homeless man.

How's that for tough love? :D

:eek:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:25 AM
Typing magically better. Do you go through phases Jonathan? :lol:



Aww Mon mean girls!

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:26 AM
Maybe he just has practice. I used to do dances to see how drunk I was, until I just got really good at drunken dancing.

Metis
08-15-2007, 04:28 AM
J'torian :spit:



And now time for a random LOLCAT moment:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/31/lolcatsdotcom181nk32i307qwox5.jpg

:p

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 04:28 AM
Aww Mon mean girls!

We own those girls. They have nothing on us :lol:.

Especially because we hide it so much better :angel:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:31 AM
J'torian :spit:



And now time for a random LOLCAT moment:

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/31/lolcatsdotcom181nk32i307qwox5.jpg

:p
Speaking of, I read that they're going to make Jurassic Park 4, and it will be about the government teaching the dinosaurs to use military weapons.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:31 AM
Metis...:lol:

You always have the funniest cat pics.

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:33 AM
Or he will be the alcoholic old man eating them :tape:

Oh no :awww:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:33 AM
I'm always nice to the homeless. :angel: :lol:

It's okay we have the porno idea. :devil:

We own those girls. They have nothing on us :lol:.

Especially because we hide it so much better :angel:

:lol: I don't know about that last part.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:36 AM
:haha: That's as good the 1960s idea of strapping bombs to dolphins and pointing them towards Cuba.
I could just picture watching a "Jurassic Park" movie where the little raptors screech, jump 7 feet into the air with their razor sharp talons, and then gun you down with an AK-47. That's just the best idea I've ever heard.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:38 AM
Arbitrary old homoerotic picture of Ricky Martin. :hearts:

http://hometown.aol.com/tauruselectra/images/ricky%20martin%20192.jpg

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:38 AM
Who wants to see Rafela? :bounce:

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:39 AM
Arbitrary old homoerotic picture of Ricky Martin. :hearts:

http://hometown.aol.com/tauruselectra/images/ricky%20martin%20192.jpg

Ricky Martin was on my flight to Vienna in June :bounce:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:39 AM
I love that idea. :devil: I'm going to steal it and write something with it, though with the way I approach slash it'll probably be more humorous than sexy. :o
J'torian humorslashes!?!?

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:40 AM
I love that idea. :devil: I'm going to steal it and write something with it, though with the way I approach slash it'll probably be more humorous than sexy. :o

You write the funny one I'll write the hot one.

If I'm good for anything it's kinky sex writing :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:42 AM
Ricky is a hot piece of ass- I couldn't care LESS who he goes to bed with.

He's not as hot as Julio Iglesias Jr, IMO- but that one has a thing for tall blonds, so he actually loses hot points...

Forget it then- Enriqueta wins. :aplot:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 04:46 AM
Arbitrary old homoerotic picture of Ricky Martin. :hearts:

http://hometown.aol.com/tauruselectra/images/ricky%20martin%20192.jpg

Omg. I'm sorry but I busted an ovary laughing at that picture.

SOF. Watch me talk at you in multiple places :lol:
Speaking of writing the kink, where's the Nemo/Butt? :awww:

Metis
08-15-2007, 04:47 AM
Oh come ON! What is being done to you here?! The human brain/body needs rest. Who do you work for Metis, I will call them and threaten them with chicken and midget porn if they don't ease off you. :devil:

:spit: That would probably kill them!


Time to inject my lips full of porno. Hot and well worth the pain. :lick:


:devil:

Metis...:lol:

You always have the funniest cat pics.

And one more for you in honor of tomorrow's procedure (well not exactly the same) :p

.

Metis
08-15-2007, 04:48 AM
Speaking of, I read that they're going to make Jurassic Park 4, and it will be about the government teaching the dinosaurs to use military weapons.


:haha: No way!





young Ricky Martin :eek:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:49 AM
I'm not sure I want to click that.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 04:50 AM
Ricky Martin is a hottie. As long as I don't have to listen to his CDs, he's hot. :lol:



Yes! Like Mirka/Juliette slash:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5293438

I never told you that I laughed so hard at that I woke my sister up. That was the funniest thing EVER :worship:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:52 AM
Omg. I'm sorry but I busted an ovary laughing at that picture.

Mission accomplished. You cannot look at ANYONE in teeny weeny Speeders and NOT laugh. :haha:

:devil:

:lol: That should set me up with more hate mail, no doubt. :p

And one more for you in honor of tomorrow's procedure (well not exactly the same) :p

You are the best people, Metis. Thank you. :hug:

Ricky Martin is a hottie. As long as I don't have to listen to his CDs, he's hot. :lol:

Are you serious?! Oh come ON! She Bangs is the most awesome song ever. I can't believe you don't like his tunes. :sobbing:

Metis
08-15-2007, 04:52 AM
Goodnight everyone! I have an early start tomorrow... :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:53 AM
Nite J! Nite Metis! :wavey:

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:54 AM
Are you serious?! Oh come ON! She Bangs is the most awesome song ever. I can't believe you don't like his tunes. :sobbing:

Livin' La Vida Loca :aplot:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:55 AM
Holy crap I refresh the last page and BAM Giada boobs almost real to life size. :lol:

NIGHT METIS :kiss:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 04:56 AM
Mission accomplished. You cannot look at ANYONE in teeny weeny Speeders and NOT laugh. :haha:


Are you serious?! Oh come ON! She Bangs is the most awesome song ever. I can't believe you don't like his tunes. :sobbing:

:lol: True.

I still don't like him saying we only have one thing on our mind. It's MEN who can't multi-task their thoughts :ras:.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 04:56 AM
GIADAAA!! :lol: I totally missed that

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 04:57 AM
http://www.sylvanmason.com/Borgshaving.jpg

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:59 AM
Time for me to go watch Giada de Laurentiis.

http://www.giadadelaurentiis.info/giada_de_laurentiis_pictures/Ads_Magazines_Books/originals/giada_de_laurentiis_tc1-07_5.jpg

Man if I was straight I'd be :drool::drool::drool: for her. :devil:

Bye guys!

:lick:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 04:59 AM
Livin' La Vida Loca :aplot:

That one too, along with Maria. He's awesome. :)

:lol: True.

I still don't like him saying we only have one thing on our mind. It's MEN who can't multi-task their thoughts :ras:.

He was talking about me and my friends I think- in which case, his lyrics are true. You are not a lecherous degenerate, BD. I understand your point. :hug:

Giada is just fabulous, real size, life size, QUEEN size, whatever size. :inlove:

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 04:59 AM
That one too, along with Maria. He's awesome. :)

Maria, eh, its ok.

I really like Maria Maria by Santana :inlove:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:04 AM
http://www.scenta.co.uk/_db/_images/borg140.jpg

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 05:04 AM
:drool:



He was talking about me and my friends I think- in which case, his lyrics are true. You are not a lecherous degenerate, BD. I understand your point. :hug:

Giada is just fabulous, real size, life size, QUEEN size, whatever size. :inlove:

:lol: I just also happen to be able to think about what else needs to be done at the same time ;)

Yes she is. She's my little cooking hero.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 05:05 AM
Who is Giada, besides HOT?

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:06 AM
Food network cook

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 05:09 AM
With the wonderful pictures of The Borg- thank you Sofya Vienna :hatoff:- I must humbly take my leave.

I have an early appointment with the needle tomorrow. Will see you all soon. Be well. Baci...:smooch:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:11 AM
Night darling. There will be more I'm in the right mood. :) Have fun getting your sexy lips tomorrow.


http://estaticos01.cache.el-mundo.net/albumes/2006/06/24/wimbledon_historia/65d0e9c6286f84f5bf54b11f98e45000_extras_albumes_1. jpg

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 05:12 AM
night Kel :smooch:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:13 AM
http://www.sapere.it/tc/img/Sport/Wimbledon/borgw.jpg

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 05:14 AM
Night Kelli! Pleased to make your acquaintance today!

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 05:18 AM
http://www.sapere.it/tc/img/Sport/Wimbledon/borgw.jpg

LOVE. THIS.

I'm staring at pictures of Heidi Klum now :tape: :lol:

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 05:24 AM
:spit: the sig Sof. So much love :kiss:

I'm both dumb and funny in one quote. Awesome.

EDIT: I'm out, bye :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:28 AM
Makes me happy. This is all I care about.

That make me laugh so hard. I just thought it was a bad picture. Then freaking out happened.

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 05:31 AM
:awww: Did everyone leave? Those last few pages cracked me up.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:35 AM
Amber :kiss:

I'm still lingering bed soon though. I'm out of Borg :awww:

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 05:37 AM
:awww: I should be going to bed, but we have the day off sort of....staff picnic at 11:00...so I can sleep in at least.

So, you confuse me....where exactly are you located these days?

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:39 AM
Me? I travel for work it is kind of confusing if you don't talk to me directly often :lol: I get confused about it too.

I'm in MA right now. On my big comfy bed in my nice little house in the woods. :) I was in Candada last week.

No Russia till October.

Bed now it's almost 2 am and I'm actually sleepy. :eek:

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 05:40 AM
I see...well I thought you traveled for work, but I wasn't sure.

Good night and sleep well!! :hug:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 06:01 AM
OMG, how long was I gone :lol:

4 PAGES?!?!?! :eek::lol:

Nite everybody :wavey:


Giada :hearts::drool:

partygirl
08-15-2007, 06:06 AM
Sofya's signature:spit: I have been screaming this for more than a year now, its obvious fatJohn is going to win the hair battle... he has to have one thing over Andy.

Along with the Rogaine, USE THE FUCKIN' SUNSCREEN...nobody wants to be cooked to the likes of Brad Gilbert right?

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 07:15 AM
Sofya's signature:spit: I have been screaming this for more than a year now, its obvious fatJohn is going to win the hair battle... he has to have one thing over Andy.

Along with the Rogaine, USE THE FUCKIN' SUNSCREEN...nobody wants to be cooked to the likes of Brad Gilbert right?

:scared::bolt: Burnt Andy

*screams in HORROR*

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 07:42 AM
Makes me happy. This is all I care about.

That make me laugh so hard. I just thought it was a bad picture. Then freaking out happened.

Briefly back to say yes, I freaked out. He looks horrible, I couldn't help myself :lol:. It was a genuine freak out too you should have seen my face.

Yes really, Larah is right. Sunscreen is in order.

scoobs
08-15-2007, 09:02 AM
Busy on the overnights.

You kids were kerazy down there! :)

Aleka
08-15-2007, 09:18 AM
People :wavey: :kiss:

GOD, my sis and my dad are impossible!!! :fiery: I've been away with no computer for 5 days and when I come back they keep hogging the computer like mofo's :armed:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 02:42 PM
:kiss:

Hope everyone is well today- I have about 5 minutes before I have to leave....good karma- seeing pictures of The Borg before I go. Thank you again for that, Sof. :hatoff:

Chris! :wavey: We were a wee bit crazy, no?

Speaking of crazy, I just had to share this, as my parting shot (heehee, I said "shot"). :p

For anyone who avoids the Den of Sodom that is GM:

Why not just take things to the next level and take a piss in the trophy? For sure Rafa would win every match the following year without losing a game.

That strategy wouldn't work because Berdych and Youzhny are into water sports.

The strategy of picking his ass and wiping the smell onto the trophies also doesn't work because James Blake is a scat queen. :o

See you later, after I have been vaulted to Fluffer status. :devil:

scoobs
08-15-2007, 02:50 PM
Lovely... :speakles:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:16 PM
That James Blake revelation made me shudder. Glorious.

Aleka
08-15-2007, 03:27 PM
:unsure:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:34 PM
:wavey:

Aleka
08-15-2007, 03:39 PM
Hello :p

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:40 PM
Who're you? I didn't get a chance to meet you yesterday.

<---- Dominic

Aleka
08-15-2007, 03:42 PM
I'm Aleka :) Nice to meet you :)

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:44 PM
Same.

Argentina!??! Really Argentina, or "I like Argentinian players" Argentina?

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 03:44 PM
Are flags something we even get to pick, or are they assigned? Now I think that might have been a dumb question.

Aleka
08-15-2007, 03:50 PM
I like Argentinian players, I wanna go to Argentina, I love their language, Argentina :lol:

And you can chose the flags...you just have to say that you're from that particular country :D

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 04:07 PM
Phew! I thought I was going crazy.

Aleka
08-15-2007, 04:10 PM
:lol:

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 05:08 PM
I go to get sleep and write fic(Sofya btw I finished the next part and posted it at tennisslash so go fetch!;)) And I miss all of this. You guys are truly hilarious!:worship:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 05:17 PM
People :wavey: :kiss:

GOD, my sis and my dad are impossible!!! :fiery: I've been away with no computer for 5 days and when I come back they keep hogging the computer like mofo's :armed:

:hug: *cling* How was the vacation?

:kiss:

Hope everyone is well today- I have about 5 minutes before I have to leave....good karma- seeing pictures of The Borg before I go. Thank you again for that, Sof. :hatoff:


Speaking of crazy, I just had to share this, as my parting shot (heehee, I said "shot"). :p

For anyone who avoids the Den of Sodom that is GM:


Welcome :kiss:

Ahhhh bodily waste and sex, aways good for a laugh. :lol:

I go to get sleep and write fic(Sofya btw I finished the next part and posted it at tennisslash so go fetch!;)) And I miss all of this. You guys are truly hilarious!:worship:

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 07:06 PM
Rafa!:bigcry:

That's all I have to say.

scoobs
08-15-2007, 07:09 PM
I do hope that's a minor case of tendonitis that heals quickly with a few days rest.

He did not look good out there.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 07:21 PM
Hiya! :wavey:

I like Argentinian players, I wanna go to Argentina, I love their language, Argentina :lol:

Loving all things Argy....I TOTALLY relate. :lick:

Welcome :kiss:

Ahhhh bodily waste and sex, aways good for a laugh. :lol:

Seriously, that is sicker than sick. I don't care if there is a fetish factor or whatever the hell is going on, it's just no bueno. :ignore:

Rafa!:bigcry:

That's all I have to say.

RA...:hug:

He looked a little bit like the walking wounded when I saw him- just before he retired. Yikes.

I do hope that's a minor case of tendonitis that heals quickly with a few days rest.

He did not look good out there.

Mentally out of sorts too- I wonder if the injury is more than he was letting on. Same thing that was ailing him at Wimby, I assume.

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 07:22 PM
Yeah I felt kind of bad for him. He looked horrible. He never looks completely down and out like he just did.

but this is really good for Roddick

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 07:23 PM
How are the sexy lips going dear?

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 07:47 PM
:lol: You should really work on that.

Is it like after the dentist and your whole mouth area is numb and you just come off as severely mental disabled?



CarloswonthefirstsetagainsNole

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 07:50 PM
It is exactly like that. I am drooling, unable to speak proper English at the moment. It's funny, but not funny because it's kind of sad. :haha:

IsawthatMoyajustwonthefirstset. yayyahooooogopornoking.

Metis
08-15-2007, 07:51 PM
Rafa!:bigcry:

That's all I have to say.

I second that :hug:... Poor Rafa, he should kiss the No1 ranking goodbye for 2007 I think. :sad:


I am attempting to eat some grapes right now- with my entire face numb. :haha: :help: :haha:

It's disgusting really. I cannot make a pucker, nor close my lips, so when I have to swallow, I make this gross slurrrrrrrrrping noise. :p

I look like I have been beaten up a bit. Lips are like a duck bill at present, but will look AWESOME later on.

I had them shot up in front of a class of medical students, and got a 30% discount for being the community pincushion part of their training.

My body doctor was there as well- he and my face doc are cousins- he checked my nipple tattooing healing progress...all good.

I just have a bunch of needle pricks all over my head. Kind of looks like I am a smack addict with a horrible sense of direction. ;)

Kelli! :hug: Nice to get the discount and I am sure your presence made the class more interesting for those medical students :devil:.

When will we see the killer lips? :bounce:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 08:02 PM
I second that :hug:... Poor Rafa, he should kiss the No1 ranking goodbye for 2007 I think. :sad:

Metis...:hug: I am not even a Nadal fan, and something about your post made me all :awww: and :sad: Maybe he will heal up quickly and figure out how to win on the hardcourts.

How are you doing this Wednesday? :)

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 08:13 PM
I second that :hug:... Poor Rafa, he should kiss the No1 ranking goodbye for 2007 I think. :sad:

He never had it. :confused:

I feel horrible that he's hurt though. This is not the right time for him to get hurt.


OMC CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 08:16 PM
Carlos :faint::eek::inlove:

:bounce:

Rafa :sad:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 08:16 PM
In straights, 6-1 in the second. :eek:

Hooray for the Hot Ass Fossil! :woohoo:

EDIT: REG! :kiss: :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 08:21 PM
Pretty good for a sexy Fossil

Also I think it puts Novak's fitness into question which is weird considering what he did at Wimbledon hurt.

mrserenawilliams
08-15-2007, 08:22 PM
EDIT: REG! :kiss: :wavey:

:hug:
GO JAMES! Let's KEEP IT GOING! :woohoo:

EDIT: DAMN! Gotta get a new hammer. I'm doing the whole sexy handyman thing. :lol:

BRB :bolt:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 08:24 PM
Djokovic looked a little bit tired to me. I saw that in his face. Fitness has always been an issue, so we'll see how he fares at the USO.

A certain other person may want to concentrate and win here. :)

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 08:28 PM
*cough*andyrogerfinal*cough*

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 08:31 PM
:lol: As long as Federer WINS it, I don't care who is in the final. :angel:

The anesthetic is wearing off...I am not yet sure if I will need pain meds. I'd like to avoid taking them if possible. Drugs are bad for you. Good, but bad for you. Me with an excuse to take them? :eek: :devil:

Metis
08-15-2007, 08:32 PM
Metis...:hug: I am not even a Nadal fan, and something about your post made me all :awww: and :sad: Maybe he will heal up quickly and figure out how to win on the hardcourts.

I hope so! It seems that the No3 is not doing all that well either, but I guess since we adore Moya in here that's a good thing :p.

I just hope Marcos does well for a change :unsure:


How are you doing this Wednesday? :)

Not bad. Went for a swim early in the morning :banana: and then work, work, work (and tennis livestream :angel: ).



It was weird to have my doctor ask me if they could. I have no problem with it. They could have seen the implants if they wanted to. I guess most people are embarrassed or shy or whatever? I am not- they wanted to be there- it's all good with me.

Funny though, I closed my eyes during the dental block. That kind of stings a bit when the needle is put under the gums. :eek: I open my eyes, and I saw about 12 pair of eyes staring back at me.

I was starting to go numb right away but I managed to drool out a polite "He-woah," while I waved. :p


:devil:

I don't feel embarassed in situations like that either. I once went to the dermatologist for a check up and 2 students were there to watch; they seemed more embarassed than I was when the doctor asked me to take my shirt off :lol:.
One of them was a guy (pretty cute too) and the doctor (very funny elderly guy) was making fun of him trying to set him up with me while I was sitting there in my bra...:haha: I should have said yes :( .

I guess a whole group of people staring at you is a different thing and not that comfortable, but at least in that case you have a lot of witnesses if the doctor messes up so he's more careful :D.



My friend is coming to visit me in two weeks. I will post candids then, when all needle marks have vanished from my skull. :)


Nice! :yeah:



He never had it. :confused:

I feel horrible that he's hurt though. This is not the right time for him to get hurt.


I meant getting the No1 ranking by the end of the year. It is still a possibility of course but his chances decrease with this loss especially if Roger wins this tournament (most likely to happen IMO). I was hoping Rafa would at least defend his points...

Sofyaxo
08-15-2007, 08:37 PM
I meant getting the No1 ranking by the end of the year. It is still a possibility of course but his chances decrease with this loss especially if Roger wins this tournament (most likely to happen IMO). I was hoping Rafa would at least defend his points...

I'm not the biggest Rafa fan, but I know how let down you feel. :hug: getting hurt then going into the USO his worst slam. It's a scary thought.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 08:41 PM
Damn, I cannot read any pm's. They all come up blank. Can't send anything either. :(

I wonder if this is a sign to have me rest my duck face for a wee bit. I think I will. Ladies...:hatoff:

Be back later. :wavey:

Metis
08-15-2007, 08:47 PM
I'm not the biggest Rafa fan, but I know how let down you feel. :hug: getting hurt then going into the USO his worst slam. It's a scary thought.

I know you are not, you are a Federer fan after all :devil: , but thanks for the hug :) :kiss:.


See you later Kelli :wavey:.

Rafa's Wedgie
08-15-2007, 08:50 PM
hmmm, this thread isn't nearly as perverted as i hoped thought it would be. how odd.

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 08:53 PM
Yeah I felt kind of bad for him. He looked horrible. He never looks completely down and out like he just did.

but this is really good for Roddick

Okay so it's good for Andy, but I'm still sad for Rafa.:sad:

acoffeygirl
08-15-2007, 08:55 PM
Boooo....I missed RA. I was going to ask for that critique. :lol:

Edit: haha....guess you are there. So RA, we were commenting last night that we never heard your critique of your new purchase. ;) :o

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:32 PM
:banana:

Roger's in good shape now!

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:34 PM
hmmm, this thread isn't nearly as perverted as i hoped thought it would be. how odd.
"Both of them were moaning by now, so I thought if I took my hand, and put it..."

Oh hey! What's going on?

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:40 PM
Pain pills + diazepam= :inlove:

Okay, I can hang now. Eating spaghetti too, so all is well.

Amber, I know I saw you. :wavey:

Dominic...:wavey:

RA...:wavey:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:41 PM
Kelli! :hearts:

If I'd known you'd be showing your porn lips off in here, I'd never have had to respond to R's W.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:43 PM
And now, the Trifecta is complete. Flopez? GONE. DJ Vinnay PinDick? Iced, baby, GONE. Thanks to Berdych, Water Sports is out of Cincy. Canned like tuna, bitch, I love it. :kiss:

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 09:43 PM
hmmm, this thread isn't nearly as perverted as i hoped thought it would be. how odd.

Wait a few hours hon. It isn't night yet.;)

Boooo....I missed RA. I was going to ask for that critique. :lol:

Edit: haha....guess you are there. So RA, we were commenting last night that we never heard your critique of your new purchase. ;) :o


:lol: Unfortunately I haven't been able to test it out yet. Real Life interrupted in which I was suddenly drowned in numerous errands to do the next day and I had to get some sleep. And just when I thought I had some "alone time" it happened again. And again. And again. Damn Real Life.:mad:

I'm aiming for this weekend though. It's probably the prettiest vibrator I've ever seen and it's very soft. I hope no one has anything for me to do this time.:(

Question: Anyone got any good names that I can use? I know a few women who have names for their vibrators and I would love to name mine.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:45 PM
And now, the Trifecta is complete. Flopez? GONE. DJ Vinnay PinDick? Iced, baby, GONE. Thanks to Berdych, Water Sports is out of Cincy. Canned like tuna, bitch, I love it. :kiss:
Are those the players you vehemently dislike?

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:45 PM
Kelli! :hearts:

If I'd known you'd be showing your porn lips off in here, I'd never have had to respond to R's W.

Dominic...:smooch:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:49 PM
Question: Anyone got any good names that I can use? I know a few women who have names for their vibrators and I would love to name mine.
Jack. A manly's man's name.

But alas, you don't, you don't, you don't need no vibrator. (http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=16273059&type=track)

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:50 PM
:lol: Unfortunately I haven't been able to test it out yet. Real Life interrupted in which I was suddenly drowned in numerous errands to do the next day and I had to get some sleep. And just when I thought I had some "alone time" it happened again. And again. And again. Damn Real Life.:mad:

I'm aiming for this weekend though. It's probably the prettiest vibrator I've ever seen and it's very soft. I hope no one has anything for me to do this time.:(

Question: Anyone got any good names that I can use? I know a few women who have names for their vibrators and I would love to name mine.

I will ask around for you, RA. An unused treasure like this is no bueno. :devil:

Are those the players you vehemently dislike?

Let's tackle them in order, Dominic. ;)

Feliciano Lopez- He is a royal jerkoff who does not understand the concept of being a player, while still being discreet and keeping his black book in order. He crossed a good friend of mine that way. He's a bucket.

Vince Spadea- He is a royal jerkoff who does not understand the concept of manners or proper behavior when introduced to someone. His question to me a few years ago, upon first meeting me was- Do you spit or swallow?

Arnaud Clement- He is a hot mess, but lacking in tact and decorum. I will not post the personal run in for lurking eyes here, but suffice it to say that he gambled with me and lost....BIG TIME. :)

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:50 PM
Dominic...:smooch:

You know, we get lots of assorted flies, bugs, trolls, miscreants, etc in here. EVERYONE has to see their name in this thread at least once.

Call it the price for celeb worship. If you notice, we don't have a lot of posts yet, being a new thread- check out the VIEWS to posts ratio....that will tell you the story. :p
:angel: Even I admit to having my own little test run in here, before realizing I just couldn't be a halfway perv. I'm 100% perv royalty!

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:51 PM
et's tackle them in order, Dominic. ;)

Feliciano Lopez- He is a royal jerkoff who does not understand the concept of being a player, while still being discreet and keeping his black book in order. He crossed a good friend of mine that way. He's a bucket.

Vince Spadea- He is a royal jerkoff who does not understand the concept of manners or proper behavior when introduced to someone. His question to me a few years ago, upon first meeting me was- Do you spit or swallow?

Arnaud Clement- He is a hot mess, but lacking in tact and decorum. I will not post the personal run in for lurking eyes here, but suffice it to say that he gambled with me and lost....BIG TIME. :)
:hearts:

ATP Heidi Fleiss!

EDIT: Calling people a "hot mess" will always earn bonus points from me.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:53 PM
Did you just compare me to Heidi Fleiss?! :haha:

I have been called many things...that is a first. :p

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:55 PM
Did you just compare me to Heidi Fleiss?! :haha:

I have been called many things...that is a first. :p
As long as you're not throwing e-shoes at me across our e-room here, I'm good.

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:55 PM
EDIT: Calling people a "hot mess" will always earn bonus points from me.

I give credit where credit is due. If I said that Clement wasn't hot and/or shades of sexy, I'd be a liar. He was standing within close enough proximity for me to make an informed decision about that.

He is MESS though because he doesn't know what execution is all about. Hence the title- "Hot Mess." :)

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 09:56 PM
Very sad day for Jonathan :awww:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:57 PM
Very sad day for Jonathan :awww:
:hug:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 09:57 PM
Jon, you can help me cheer Roger to victory later!

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 09:59 PM
Jonathan...:hug:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:00 PM
Just to give you a bit of insight about me, seeing how I get pm's from people ad nauseum about how they don't get me at all...:p

I don't care what anyone says or does or thinks about me, as long as it is not a LIE. If they have something to say and post it as an opinion, I couldn't care less. LIES presented as FACT bother me. Other than that, I am all good.

You will never be on the receiving end of any e-shoes, I promise. I am a lover, not a fighter. I never draw first blood, either. :angel:
Who sends a PM because they don't get someone? For some people, that's part of the allure of knowing them.

Hey guys, did I tell you that Kelli had sex with Carrot Top?!?!?

You're flowery, like your Myspace, and that quote in your signature.

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 10:02 PM
:hug:

Jon, you can help me cheer Roger to victory later!

Hardly. Jonathan has a bet on Benneteau. 200 bucks.

Jonathan...:hug:

Rafela

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 10:03 PM
Jack. A manly's man's name.

But alas, you don't, you don't, you don't need no vibrator. (http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=16273059&type=track)


Dude. Electric Six. I love you forever for posting that.:worship:


I will ask around for you, RA. An unused treasure like this is no bueno. :devil:



Let's tackle them in order, Dominic. ;)

Feliciano Lopez- He is a royal jerkoff who does not understand the concept of being a player, while still being discreet and keeping his black book in order. He crossed a good friend of mine that way. He's a bucket.

Vince Spadea- He is a royal jerkoff who does not understand the concept of manners or proper behavior when introduced to someone. His question to me a few years ago, upon first meeting me was- Do you spit or swallow?

Arnaud Clement- He is a hot mess, but lacking in tact and decorum. I will not post the personal run in for lurking eyes here, but suffice it to say that he gambled with me and lost....BIG TIME. :)

Kelli, I can always count on you to always look out for me. Thanks a bunch.:hug:

And just when I thought I couldn't hate Spadea more...ugh.:rolleyes:


Dominic...:smooch:

You know, we get lots of assorted flies, bugs, trolls, miscreants, etc in here. EVERYONE has to see their name in this thread at least once.

Call it the price for celeb worship. If you notice, we don't have a lot of posts yet, being a new thread- check out the VIEWS to posts ratio....that will tell you the story. :p

In other words, quite a few people here at MTF like to watch. Hotness.:devil:

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 10:04 PM
Who sends a PM because they don't get someone? For some people, that's part of the allure of knowing them.

Hey guys, did I tell you that Kelli had sex with Carrot Top?!?!?

You're flowery, like your Myspace, and that quote in your signature.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Scott Thompson...I haven't seen him in 8 years. How in the hell did you arbitrarily pick him out of all people?!! Wow....

I am flowery, yes. That's actually the secret. Me= human marshmellow peep, for those I love. :inlove:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:05 PM
Dude. Electric Six. I love you forever for posting that.:worship:
It was immediately the first thing that came up in my mind when you mentioned vibrators. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:06 PM
I am flowery, yes. That's actually the secret. Me= human marshmellow peep, for those I love. :inlove:
:\

The one sugary thing I don't like to eat!

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 10:06 PM
Kelli, I can always count on you to always look out for me. Thanks a bunch.:hug:

RA, you have seen The Rabbit, right? :)

And just when I thought I couldn't hate Spadea more...ugh.:rolleyes:

He's so greasy, that one. Amazing though, he STILL gets laid. I know it. I can't believe it, but he does. Who has sex with him out of desire?! :sobbing:

In other words, quite a few people here at MTF like to watch. Hotness.:devil:

Oh you bet- check the other threads. We don't even have 14K posts, with over 125K views. That tells you how it is. :devil:

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:08 PM
He's so greasy, that one. Amazing though, he STILL gets laid. I know it. I can't believe it, but he does. Who has sex with him out of desire?! :sobbing:

He has WILD appeal to that segment of people who go to the trailer parks to pick up their Friday night fun. That trucker hat is just unacceptable.

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 10:09 PM
It was immediately the first thing that came up in my mind when you mentioned vibrators. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

Alas, as much as I love Electric Six, I must disagree with them on this song. I DO need a vibrator, with all the clueless men out there.:rolleyes: :p

JeNn
08-15-2007, 10:10 PM
RA, you have seen The Rabbit, right? :)



He's so greasy, that one. Amazing though, he STILL gets laid. I know it. I can't believe it, but he does. Who has sex with him out of desire?! :sobbing:



Oh you bet- check the other threads. We don't even have 14K posts, with over 125K views. That tells you how it is. :devil:

Kelli

Tell me this Clement story...

scoobs
08-15-2007, 10:10 PM
Yo this is fo ma muthafuckin clubheads, you feel me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

People, gangstas, and pimps and people
Smokin that deeper reefer
Up in the club wit speakers
I had some base and tweeters
Dj is jockin needle
Sweat till I catch a fever
Call me the illest diva
Yo I’m on fire!!!!!


****

Interlude brought to you by Missy Elliot.

What up?

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:10 PM
Alas, as much as I love Electric Six, I must disagree with them on this song. I DO need a vibrator, with all the clueless men out there.:rolleyes: :p
I guess I wouldn't know about that. I like to think that I'll be immune from that affliction when I get around to dating.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:11 PM
Kelli

Tell me this Clement story...
:tape:

I almost asked her to PM it.

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:11 PM
Yo this is fo ma muthafuckin clubheads, you feel me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

People, gangstas, and pimps and people
Smokin that deeper reefer
Up in the club wit speakers
I had some base and tweeters
Dj is jockin needle
Sweat till I catch a fever
Call me the illest diva
Yo Iím on fire!!!!!


****

Interlude brought to you by Missy Elliot.

What up?
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!

I'll be on YouTube for the next hour listening to club music now!

Kitty de Sade
08-15-2007, 10:11 PM
He has WILD appeal to that segment of people who go to the trailer parks to pick up their Friday night fun. That trucker hat is just unacceptable.

I swear- if you go to his Myspace page, he gets tons of comments all the time from REALLY HOT girls. :eek:

It fucking defies logic.

Alas, as much as I love Electric Six, I must disagree with them on this song. I DO need a vibrator, with all the clueless men out there.:rolleyes: :p

Men are clueless about giving women orgasms, RA?! :scratch: You are kidding...I never knew. :shrug:

Jade Fox
08-15-2007, 10:11 PM
RA, you have seen The Rabbit, right? :)


Oh most definitely, way back in the day when Sex and the City had that episode in which Charolette got addicted to it.:lol:

I gave it pass this time because I wanted something different and not as well known.

I might buy one in the future though.

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 10:12 PM
Yo this is fo ma muthafuckin clubheads, you feel me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

People, gangstas, and pimps and people
Smokin that deeper reefer
Up in the club wit speakers
I had some base and tweeters
Dj is jockin needle
Sweat till I catch a fever
Call me the illest diva
Yo Iím on fire!!!!!


****

Interlude brought to you by Missy Elliot.

What up?

:drink:

:hug: for today in GM by GM

Beforehand
08-15-2007, 10:12 PM
I swear- if you go to his Myspace page, he gets tons of comments all the time from REALLY HOT girls. :eek:

It fucking defies logic.

That's pretty much true of anyone who's ever been on TV EVER, though. Don't let it stress you out too much. :p

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 10:13 PM
I swear- if you go to his Myspace page, he gets tons of comments all the time from REALLY HOT girls. :eek:

It fucking defies logic.

Spadea is a fucking G. I gotta go clubbin w/ him next February when the tourney comes here again

Men are clueless about giving women orgasms, RA?! :scratch: You are kidding...I never knew. :shrug:

No we're not.