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Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:32 PM
Does that mean pain = beauty?

Not if Radek Stepanek is hitting you with a whip, no. :o :angel:

Amen:worship: :worship:

How did I know you would appreciate that? ;) :smooch:

PM is waiting for you. God, I am just a weiner. :sobbing: :p

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:33 PM
Not if Radek Stepanek is hitting you with a whip, no. :o :angel:


Gross! Don't make me go all Spadea on your ass - you don't need my drama :mad: :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 11:34 PM
Not if Radek Stepanek is hitting you with a whip, no. :o :angel:

:spit::haha:

Vinnay? :aplot:

edit: :bounce: I was on the same wavelength and Chris, just a minute late :o :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:37 PM
Gross! Don't make me go all Spadea on your ass - you don't need my drama :mad: :devil:

I'd rather jump into the Mediterranean with cement shoes than to have to deal with either one of those two one-pump-chumps, thank you very little. :angel:

:spit::haha:

Vinnay? :aplot:

If you and I run into him anywhere in NorCal, just watch what happens. Keep antagonizing me and he will see. :lol:

I am an elephant- I never forget. You have the moral code of a slug, and ask me if I spit or swallow when we FIRST meet?! He's got an unpaid debt with me, that one. :ras:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:38 PM
Oh Kelli that's foul.

You should have spat on him then asked if that answered the question.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 11:43 PM
If you and I run into him anywhere in NorCal, just watch what happens. Keep antagonizing me and he will see. :lol:

I am an elephant- I never forget. You have the moral code of a slug, and ask me if I spit or swallow when we FIRST meet?! He's got an unpaid debt with me, that one. :ras:

:eek: WHAT!?!?!!?

I agree w/ Chris your response :haha:



:unsure: not ENTIRELY sure I'm surprised though :unsure:

*turns scalding water on and takes a STEAMING SHOWER to wash off the Vinnay* :scared::bolt:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:44 PM
Now you know why I slag the guy whenever it's appropriate...or not. :devil:

I wonder if he and Clement are friends? :tape:

That WAS foul. Only thing is, if I had done that, he probably would have taken it as a sign of encouragement. :sobbing:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 11:45 PM
:haha::faint:

Only Vinnay :unsure::scared::bolt:

*back to shower*

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:45 PM
Happy thoughts. He got fed bagel today. Force-fed.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:46 PM
:tape:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:47 PM
My mind will always go back to money...and the sell.

You think that everyone has a price? I was wondering- would there be a price where I would have said, "Yes, I will rub up against Vinnay, naked."

Or Stepanek for that matter. Or Ginepri. Or Gaudio. :scratch:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:48 PM
Do you guys think Robby Ginepri gets a lot of sex on the tour?

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:49 PM
Last I knew, Waffle House had a chick. He enjoys the company of laydeeeeeez though, so yes- I'd put $$$$ down on it, Chris. He is not a choir boy. ;)

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:50 PM
Last I knew, Waffle House had a chick. He enjoys the company of laydeeeeeez though, so yes- I'd put $$$$ down on it, Chris. He is not a choir boy. ;)
Oh right.

Just wondered. We know he likes the laydeeeez (emphasis, we assume, on the "lay"). I just wonder who turns up to that particular skank auction.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:52 PM
Do you guys think Robby Ginepri gets a lot of sex on the tour?

Yes he does.

Tennis groupies will fuck anything that holds a racket.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:54 PM
As for Spadea or Stepanek - if I were in that position they'd have to roofie me because no price would be worth that experience whilst of sound mind.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 11:56 PM
My mind will always go back to money...and the sell.

You think that everyone has a price? I was wondering- would there be a price where I would have said, "Yes, I will rub up against Vinnay, naked."

Or Stepanek for that matter. Or Ginepri. Or Gaudio. :scratch:
Vinnay: No less than mid 7 figures :shrug:
Stepanek: No less than high 6 figures
Waffle House: See above
Gato: Transportation :p :lol:

He is not a choir boy. ;)

:spit::haha::rolls:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:57 PM
I thought doing church choir was the foolproof way to get lots of sex at the hands of the clergy.... :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:00 AM
Vinnay: No less than mid 7 figures :shrug:
Stepanek: No less than high 6 figures
Waffle House: See above
Gato: Transportation :p :lol:

:haha: :worship:

How did I know you would say that? :aplot:

I thought doing church choir was the foolproof way to get lots of sex at the hands of the clergy.... :shrug:

:eek: :ignore:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:02 AM
:eek: :ignore:

Well from all the church sex scandals around the world it almost seems like at the first sign of interest they have their hand up your cassock before you can say 2 Hail Marys and a Glory Be.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:05 AM
:haha: :worship:

How did I know you would say that? :aplot:


:yeah: Congrats! You're officially in my head :lol:


--------------------

*swooning* Lipton Green Tea and my favorite jeans: TODAY KICKS ASS :inlove:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:07 AM
Well from all the church sex scandals around the world it almost seems like at the first sign of interest they have their hand up your cassock before you can say 2 Hail Marys and a Glory Be.

:eek::ignore::faint::scared::bolt:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:08 AM
Have a wonderful rest of the evening, all. I must keep my date with Jacob Marley. :hatoff:

Hugs/kisses/and the like. :)

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:10 AM
Have a wonderful rest of the evening, all. I must keep my date with Jacob Marley. :hatoff:

Hugs/kisses/and the like. :)
Have a lovely evening :)

I shall be gone soon - Isner match looks like it will be over quite soon and I really can't be bothered staying up until gone 3 for the likes of Sam Querrey....

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:10 AM
bye :wavey::hug:

have fun :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 12:12 AM
Kel I might be around later if you need it. Depends on if I can sleep or not.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:12 AM
me 2 :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 12:17 AM
With any luck I will be able to sleep. My sleeping habits are so bad right now. :o

partygirl
08-14-2007, 12:22 AM
This thread makes me :)in my life
plus it is "fast:bolt:" too.:p

*mine too (sleeping habits)
surviving on like 3 hours a night here.:wavey:horrible:sobbing:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:29 AM
Right i'm outty.

Nite pervs, see you on the dark side of the moon.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 12:50 AM
This thread makes me :)in my life
plus it is "fast:bolt:" too.:p

*mine too (sleeping habits)
surviving on like 3 hours a night here.:wavey:horrible:sobbing:

5 hours in two days. :rocker2:

So I feel you Larah. I've never slept well.

partygirl
08-14-2007, 01:04 AM
5 hours in two days. :rocker2:

So I feel you Larah. I've never slept well.
We're just so highly optimized & functional:p

...plus i never in my life had a bedtime.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 01:11 AM
*mine too (sleeping habits)
surviving on like 3 hours a night here.:wavey:horrible:sobbing:

That was me all spring quarter last year. Between 2.5 and 4 :o

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 02:45 AM
:wavey: No one's here :lol:

I don't know how you guys do it, I have to have my sleep.

I got my first filling today. My nerves are so big that my teeth are beyond sensitive, so she had to go back in with the needle 4 times before bringing out the heavy-duty novocaine for a 5th shot all around my tooth :sobbing:. It hurts, shed a tear for my throbbing gums.

Ok enough whining :). I love seeing you back here Miss Kelli :hug:

I have many pages to catch up on... later.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 03:52 AM
Hi Monica. :kiss::wavey:

Did you not get my PM or did you go away.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 03:55 AM
Sof :smooch:

I did go away for dinner but just answered. You just sent the one right?

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 04:05 AM
Hey Mon :wavey:

:awww::hug: I know how you feel about those fillings. I have sensitive gums too :lol:

How was your day?

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:12 AM
I just got it monica.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 04:16 AM
Hey Reg :hug:

Besides the filling my day was good. How was yours?

Wow, slow pm. Responding :)

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 04:25 AM
It was good.

Check your PMs :wavey:

(I just realized that if I didn't lowercase the 's' it's PMS :tape::lol: )

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:43 AM
GM makes me want to set fire to people.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 04:45 AM
Doesn't it? I'm afraid to look and see what they've done now. What's going on?

Responded to both pm's :)

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:49 AM
GM makes me want to set fire to people.

I know, Andy is such an asshole!!!!!!

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 04:55 AM
GM makes me want to set fire to people.

A wise woman once said, "Welcome to MTF, enjoy your stay :wavey:"


;)

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:56 AM
A wise woman once said, "Welcome to MTF, enjoy your stay :wavey:"


;)

You sure do enjoy your head up Kelli's ass, dont you? :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 04:58 AM
Sof said that :ras::o




:lol:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:59 AM
Sof said that :ras::o




:lol:

I didnt specify which head, did I? :aplot:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 05:04 AM
I'm confused.

I'm too scared to check GM. Why is Andy an asshole this time?

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:05 AM
he didnt sign autographs, and he slammed his racket into a wall and couldnt get it out. he also spit in a ballboy's waterbottle, and left an autograph session because he couldnt understand what the kids were saying

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 05:11 AM
Killed children, burned down Canada. You know the normal.

It's such BS.

Reg :hug: :kiss: I still want to burn them. Money says it was a tabloid or just some random guy. Andy was good all week I can swear to it.



Jonathan if anyones head is up Kelli's ass it's yours :lol:;) :p

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:13 AM
Jonathan if anyones head is up Kelli's ass it's yours :lol:

Can you explain this? :drink:

Neither of my heads are in Kelli's ass :shrug:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 05:14 AM
Can you explain this? :drink:

Neither of my heads are in Kelli's ass :shrug:

Joke crackbaby, joke.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 05:17 AM
Yeah I went there. Whatever, Tangy's comparison to when Ace wrote that he threw away the birthday cards from kids is dead on. I was literally right in front of him when he took the cards and put them in his pocket, the picture that went up on her website showing him with the cards was taken by me. The media says dumb shit all the time, what was the newspaper anyway?

I call BS just like Sof, not just because I'm a fan but because it's too much. He probably smashed a racquet sure, but all that other stuff is over the top ignorant.

Ok, I'm done. We're all well-aware he's an arrogant monster :rolleyes:

:spit: Sof. You kill me. In a good way.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:19 AM
Joke crackbaby, joke.

Doubt it ;)

:drink:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 05:21 AM
Doubt away. :)



You were there for that Mon. Seriously people need lives.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:24 AM
Mauybe I will dpoubt away ;) :drink:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 05:25 AM
What's with all the drinking smilies Jonathan? Hitting it hard on a Monday?


I need a life for being there, or other people need lives for writing BS? :lol:

Yeah I have the picture of him with the cards in his pocket. Those kids stood there a long time waiting for him to finish practicing and he was really, really sweet with them. Then he came out and signed a ton of autographs, but the camera cut away before it showed the crowd. Otherwise you'd see me standing right there :).

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 05:29 AM
But but, he didn't eat them :awww:

No snack for Andy with the press around.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 05:34 AM
He might have had them brought back to his room for a late night snack :scared: :sobbing:

Of course.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:36 AM
What's with all the drinking smilies Jonathan? Hitting it hard on a Monday?

I got 2 girls fighting over me, my driving liceense test on thrusday, and my tape coming off Sayutdary :D why not? :drink:


I need a life for being there, or other people need lives for writing BS? :lol:

Yeah I have the picture of him with the cards in his pocket. Those kids stood there a long time waiting for him to finish practicing and he was really, really sweet with them. Then he came out and signed a ton of autographs, but the camera cut away before it showed the crowd. Otherwise you'd see me standing right there :).

Awww, i wanted to see you right there :hug:

But but, he didn't eat them :awww:

No snack for Andy with the press around.

Im sure he already had his fill for the day, sweeetheart :hug:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 05:41 AM
I got 2 girls fighting over me, my driving liceense test on thrusday, and my tape coming off Sayutdary :D why not? :drink:


You're like my sister, waiting forever to get her license :lol:
Good luck with that.


Awww, i wanted to see you right there :hug:


Aww :D. I have a feeling I was on tv though, I was standing next to that guy who got Agassi's autograph on his forehead. The cameras thought that was pretty good television.


Im sure he already had his fill for the day, sweeetheart :hug:

It was his birthday, was the cake made from children??! :sobbing:

Ew.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:44 AM
You're like my sister, waiting forever to get her license :lol:
Good luck with that.

Yeaha :o My mommaia was cerazy about the licesne thing forEVER!!!! :o Bit ive inally confivncesd her to do it :D I mean, im fonna be 18 in Nobember :o

Aww :D. I have a feeling I was on tv though, I was standing next to that guy who got Agassi's autograph on his forehead. The cameras thought that was pretty good television.

:lol: I'll search for it wehn im actyally sober :D

It was his birthday, was the cake made from children??! :sobbing:

Ew.

Hopegully :eek: Hopgeully he ddidnt haveto go out on the town looing for babiers to eat :sobbing:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 05:46 AM
He might have had them brought back to his room for a late night snack :scared: :sobbing:

Of course.

This is a good plan.

Every time I talk about Andy and kids I always feel the need to throw in the whole not in a Michael Jackson way disclaimer.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 05:52 AM
Andy eats children :scared::bolt:

I knew that whole adorable Max thing was just a facade :sad:

edit: Replied Mon, I was showing my mom AO 2007 highlights. She hadn't seen Serena Unleashed...STILL, so that took priority :lol:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 05:54 AM
Jonathan that was a quick descent into incoherence :eek:

:lol: Sof. Totally not a Michael Jackson way, that's even worse than saying he eats them. Ew. EW. EW EW EW.
I'm not ok now.

Of course Reg, they're his nourishment. He's gotta keep that pudge alive.

MAX! :hearts: :hearts: Why couldn't Andy keep him after the divorce? Custody battle.

Jimmy doesn't have cute small kids. Unacceptable Jimmy.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 05:55 AM
OMG Mon :eek: you just took a code blue, to like code deep blue.

That was gross :lol::bolt:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 05:57 AM
Andy eats children :scared::bolt:

I knew that whole adorable Max thing was just a facade :sad:

edit: Replied Mon, I was showing my mom AO 2007 highlights. She hadn't seen Serena Unleashed...STILL, so that took priority :lol:

Children are a yummy nutritional snack.

Jonathan that was a quick descent into incoherence :eek:

:lol: Sof. Totally not a Michael Jackson way, that's even worse than saying he eats them. Ew. EW. EW EW EW.
I'm not ok now.

Of course Reg, they're his nourishment. He's gotta keep that pudge alive.

MAX! :hearts: :hearts: Why couldn't Andy keep him after the divorce? Custody battle.

Jimmy doesn't have cute small kids. Unacceptable Jimmy.

Line |

| you

that is you crossing the line Mon. :sobbing:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:00 AM
I know, I KNOW! :sobbing: Sof you're the one who brought up Michael Jackson :sobbing:

I'm ashamed now. Thanks guys.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:02 AM
edit: Replied Mon, I was showing my mom AO 2007 highlights. She hadn't seen Serena Unleashed...STILL, so that took priority :lol:

Oh I see how it is :p :lol:

Seriously that match never gets old.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 06:05 AM
Of course Reg, they're his nourishment. He's gotta keep that pudge alive.

:shrug: I guess chocolate won't do it anymore :shrug:

:unsure: Chocolate children :scared:*hides cute cousins*

MAX! :hearts: :hearts: Why couldn't Andy keep him after the divorce? Custody battle.

Jimmy doesn't have cute small kids. Unacceptable Jimmy.


Agreed! I mean, Dean has other kids :shrug:

Maybe we should send a letter to Angelina and tell her to marry Jimmy after she and Brad break up. That's 3 4 how ever many ( :shrug: ) kids :yeah:

Oh I see how it is :p :lol:

:shrug: how would YOU feel if you hadn't seen it :p

Seriously that match never gets old.

:hearts::inlove: I knew I loved you :lol:

3-0 in the first and 5-2 in the second are just :drool::scared:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:09 AM
:spit: Yes Reg, hide your cute chocolate cousins.

Speaking of chocolate I've just acquired a large bar of Cadbury. Me happy. :)

Good plan, Angie can supply lots of cute kids for Andy to dote on. But only if they can keep Shiloh, she's adorable. Sof and I have discussed how John needs to have babies RIGHT NOW so we can squee over Uncle Andy.

Oh I know, that match is delicious tennis. :lick:

MTF IS MEAN :(

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:12 AM
:lol:

Best thing is that Andy still has contact with Max.

And Max looks like he didn't age at all.


Monica I just wanted to use the line thing. :kiss:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:15 AM
Children are a yummy nutritional snack.



Line |

| you

that is you crossing the line Mon. :sobbing:

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:16 AM
Go drink some more and you'll get it :yeah:


Monica got it that's all that matters.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:16 AM
I know I love it :hearts:. He's so adorable I want to adopt him.

Awesome, the line thing cracked me up :lol:

EDIT: I second that rep, which is why you're making me bust a nut over here ;)

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:19 AM
:rolls:

I love the people that read the thread.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:21 AM
I'm unaware of who reads this. Boo :(

But they seem pretty funny.

STOP LURKING. :D

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 06:21 AM
Good plan, Angie can supply lots of cute kids for Andy to dote on. But only if they can keep Shiloh, she's adorable.


:yeah: Thanks, I like to think of myself as I vital "cog" in the "Perv Squad Machine" (I wanted to use air quotes :lol: )
John needs to have babies RIGHT NOW so we can squee over Uncle Andy.
:awww: Uncle Andy


Oh I know, that match is delicious tennis. :lick:

:drool: I think that's seriously the best one-sided match I've EVER seen. It's not like Maria was playing badly either :shrug: (well not TERRIBLY) it was just DOMINATION :aplot::worship:

MTF IS MEAN :(

:armed::boxing:

Monica got it that's all that matters.
she's not the only one :yeah:

that was :yeah::haha::lol:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:22 AM
I know I love it :hearts:. He's so adorable I want to adopt him.

Awesome, the line thing cracked me up :lol:

EDIT: I second that rep, which is why you're making me bust a nut over here ;)

Youre a guy?!?! :awww: Buzzzzkill, duode :sobbing:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 06:23 AM
:o I've given my first reps, like EVER tonight :lol:

:shrug: I guess I overlook them :lol:

Too many gems, I might become a rep-whore :lol:

Youre a guy?!?! :awww: Buzzzzkill, duode :sobbing:

If you've never had a girl bust a nut, you must not be doing it right :aplot::lol:


:shrug: maybe after you get your licence :yeah::lol:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:23 AM
Ahhhh the match with Maria. That made me all giddy and happy in a million different ways. Such a fuck you to Monapova.


Aww good I've been waiting to use the line thing :lol: glad I don't just crack myself up.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 06:27 AM
Ahhhh the match with Maria. That made me all giddy and happy in a million different ways. Such a fuck you to Monapova.

you liked it too :awww::hearts:

Sof :hug:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:27 AM
If you've never had a girl bust a nut, you must not be doing it right :aplot::lol:


:shrug: maybe after you get your licence :yeah::lol:

what license? :confused:

And Sarharpova SUCKS!!!!!!!! uck that bitch :D

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:29 AM
:yeah: Thanks, I like to think of myself as I vital "cog" in the "Perv Squad Machine" (I wanted to use air quotes :lol: )


You are Reg :hug:


:awww: Uncle Andy


He's already a sweet uncle, we just need kiddies who will travel everywhere with him so he can be cute all the time.

This is my bubble dream. I've discussed how men who are good with kids slay me. Sof knows. It's a problem.


:drool: I think that's seriously the best one-sided match I've EVER seen. It's not like Maria was playing badly either :shrug: (well not TERRIBLY) it was just DOMINATION :aplot::worship:


I know, and I even like Maria :unsure:. But that match was so impressive, she just didn't give her two seconds to breath let alone figure out a way to get out of it alive.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:32 AM
Youre a guy?!?! :awww: Buzzzzkill, duode :sobbing:

I am. I'm almost as attractive as that picture of Kel in that tiny car. Almost.
Where is she when I need her? I was so glad to see the real her :hearts:

:o I've given my first reps, like EVER tonight :lol:

:shrug: I guess I overlook them :lol:

Too many gems, I might become a rep-whore :lol:


Thank you! :smooch:


If you've never had a girl bust a nut, you must not be doing it right :aplot::lol:


:spit:


Aww good I've been waiting to use the line thing :lol: glad I don't just crack myself up.

I could tell. It was really inspired, but it didn't seem rehearsed at all. Great execution :yeah:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:33 AM
I am. I'm almost as attractive of that picture of Kel in that tiny car. Almost.
Where is she when I need her? I was so glad to see the real her :hearts:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i could say somethiing SOOOOOO bad ere, but i wontt, i dont wantr her to spank me when she saees it :angel:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:38 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5850243&postcount=10

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5850266&postcount=301

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:39 AM
Monica you are hot. So shut up.


Funny I was talking to someone on MSN about how the tennis guys should hire out little kids to be cute with wherever they go. :lol: Perfect plan.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 06:47 AM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i could say somethiing SOOOOOO bad ere, but i wontt, i dont wantr her to spank me when she saees it :angel:

:scratch: My turn to be confused.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5850243&postcount=10

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5850266&postcount=301

Is this so we laugh at your brilliance? I'm LOI.

Monica you are hot. So shut up.


Funny I was talking to someone on MSN about how the tennis guys should hire out little kids to be cute with wherever they go. :lol: Perfect plan.

I'm a hot man Sof, lets do this :aplot:

But really, thanks again for the compliment. Even if you told me to shut up. :hug:

That's good, it could be like my bosom-lending service, except the point is to make us squee with joy.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 06:47 AM
He's already a sweet uncle, we just need kiddies who will travel everywhere with him so he can be cute all the time.

Yeah

This is my bubble dream. I've discussed how men who are good with kids slay me. Sof knows. It's a problem.

:aplot:

*cough* I'm a god father ;) *cough*



I know, and I even like Maria :unsure:. But that match was so impressive, she just didn't give her two seconds to breath let alone figure out a way to get out of it alive.

:devil::lol:

and the best part is, it's not that long :lol:

I used to watch it before class for like 3 straight weeks after it happened :lol:


edit: LOI?!?!?!

NO.YOU.DID.NOT! :o

you STOLE my phrase :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:48 AM
Andy would eat them all.

After like a day they would catch on to brining a new kid around every half hour.

Marat with kids is cute though.


REGGIE what's LOI?

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:48 AM
:drink:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 06:51 AM
REGGIE what's LOI?

Laughing on the inside

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:53 AM
Laughing on the inside

I don't know why but that made me go aww.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:56 AM
Anyone remember the WB show Roswell?


Night. I'm out. :kiss: Sleep tight Mon and Reg, well when you do go to bed.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 07:08 AM
I loved that show :lol:

it was a bit weird, but entertaining :lol:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:15 AM
I loved that show :lol:

it was a bit weird, but entertaining :lol:

I'm watching it on this free thing online right now. Good stuff. :)

Really leaving now though.

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 07:25 AM
:aplot:

*cough* I'm a god father ;) *cough*


Are you a good god father? Then you slay me. :D


:devil::lol:

and the best part is, it's not that long :lol:

I used to watch it before class for like 3 straight weeks after it happened :lol:


:lol: Great stuff.


edit: LOI?!?!?!

NO.YOU.DID.NOT! :o

you STOLE my phrase :lol:

I did?! From where, I don't remember you using that before. My friend says it all the time.
Sorry :awww:

Andy would eat them all.

After like a day they would catch on to brining a new kid around every half hour.

Marat with kids is cute though.


MARAT. *dead*


Aww damn, I was just pming you back Sof. Sleep tight :smooch:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 07:26 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070813/sp_wl_afp/tennisatpusa_070813233315

CINCINNATI, United States (AFP) - While Rafael Nadal hitched a ride on the private jet charter of Roger Federer for a two-hour flight from Canada on Monday, unseeded Nicolas Kiefer got down to work at the Cincinnati Masters.

................

While lesser lights took the court on the opening day of the last big event prior to the start of the US Open on August 27, world number one Federer and his friend and rival Nadal were likely comparing notes during their flight from Montreal to Cincinnati.

The top two players in the world were both shown the door by surging Serb Novak Djokovic, who beat Nadal in the semis and Federer in Sunday's final in the Montreal Masters.

The breakthrough - Djokovoc became the first man to beat both of the kingpins in the same event - thrust the 20-year-old into the spotlight as a contender at every tournament he plays.


*******

Warning. Slash Buffer Overload. Warning. Slash Buffer Overload. Too Many Filthy Thoughts. System Overload in 5...4...3...2...1...BOOM.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 07:29 AM
OMG :lol:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 07:31 AM
YES MILE HIGH CLUB!

:lol: Perfect.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 07:34 AM
Are you a good god father? Then you slay me. :D

I am :lol:

she calls me "godpoppy" :awww: It's nice. It makes me wanna have kids. I love kids :lol:


I did?! From where, I don't remember you using that before. My friend says it all the time.
Sorry :awww:


It's ok. I mean you're in Oregon. You can use it there at will :yeah:

Tell your friend, that Reggie thinks s/he's awesome :yeah:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 07:36 AM
I am :lol:

she calls me "godpoppy" :awww: It's nice. It makes me wanna have kids. I love kids :lol:


:awww: :awww: That's so cute. I love kids too, I work with them.


It's ok. I mean you're in Oregon. You can use it there at will :yeah:

Tell your friend, that Reggie thinks s/he's awesome :yeah:

Thank you. I will pass the message on :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 07:41 AM
You work with kids? :awww: that's right :hug:

That's so awesome. I kinda wanna do something with kids (maybe teach tennis clinics :awww: )


You're not in teaching are you? :unsure:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 07:44 AM
You work with kids? :awww: that's right :hug:

That's so awesome. I kinda wanna do something with kids (maybe teach tennis clinics :awww: )


You're not in teaching are you? :unsure:

I did that earlier this summer. The kids are always too cute :awww: :awww:

Especially this one boy, who was really terrible, never hit the ball. But every time he came up, and takes a few misses, he walks up to me and says:

"But, but, im doing better, right? :awww: :awww:"

"Yeah, yeah, of course, you're doing better!"

What am i gonna do? :awww: Tell him the truth? "You suck, retire now"?

:awww:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 07:45 AM
Nope not teaching, I've done this camp for kids for the last 5 summers. I used to volunteer, this summer I run the camp now (well, basically).

I couldn't teach, I think I'd die :lol:. But I do love working with kids.

Teaching tennis clinics would be great! We can never have too many people helping out tennis in the US.

Ok, bed time now. Got to care for the kids tomorrow, bright and early. Night :smooch:

EDIT: Jonathan that's a cool gig. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 07:46 AM
Nite Mon :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 03:40 PM
GM makes me want to set fire to people.

It's a dangerous place to be if you are a halfway normal human being. I've never seen anything like it. :cuckoo:

I try to avoid it when I can, especially when the braintrusts are skewering someone for entertainment...although it is all the same: crazy teenagers who didn't get enough love from mommy, daddy, or both, or the worst group- FAILED tennis players. Those who can, DO. Those who cannot, CRITICIZE.

You sure do enjoy your head up Kelli's ass, dont you? :devil:

Jonathan if anyones head is up Kelli's ass it's yours :lol:;) :p

Can you explain this?

Neither of my heads are in Kelli's ass :shrug:

Please leave my ass alone. It can't take all the pounding and abuse late at night. :sobbing: :p

scoobs
08-14-2007, 03:44 PM
Oh Lordy life's never drama-free for very long, is it.

After a visit from the police today, I find myself stuck in a kind of housing limbo.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 03:53 PM
Wait Chris, WHAT?! :eek:

The police were at your house? I hope you are okay....

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:02 PM
Wait Chris, WHAT?! :eek:

The police were at your house? I hope you are okay....
Yes, I'm not in trouble, not directly anyway.

We're renting this place on a 12 month contract which was due to be renewed next month and we'd started the preliminarys with the letting agent.

The letting agent was trying to contact the owner of the flat, who is our landlord, to check that he was agreeable to renewing for 12 months but didn't seem to be able to get hold of him.

Anyway the police come around this morning and tell me the landlord is in police custody facing charges of large-scale fraud and deception and the purchase of this flat was obtained by such means. They seem pretty certain he will be convicted.

What all this means is that we will not get back our £1875 deposit on the place, but have been advised to cease rent payments to recoup that - the contract is null and void since he had no legal right to make a contract on the place, given he obtained it using fraudulent means. So we can stop paying him as there is no legally binding agreement and he can't argue since he's sat in a jail cell somewhere.

What will happen in the next couple of months, though, is that when the legalities are resolved, ownership of the place will revert to the company who issued the mortgage, and they will serve 28 days notice upon us to vacate the property.

In other words, I may be living rent free for a couple of months, which may leave me slightly better off once I take into account the recovery of the deposit. But like it or not, I'm going to have to move before the end of the year, which is not what I wanted to do.

*rolls eyes*

Ode. To. Joy.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 04:10 PM
Rent free. :yeah:

Moving before you intended. :ras:

Sorry to hear this. That had to be quite a surprise to see the law at your door. It seems to be par for the course- I've had property/rentals/sketchy landlords. It must be a discipline that courts a lot of chaos for some reason.

West Hollywood sounds EXACTLY like what you have described.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:11 PM
Oh fuck that sucks.

I'm kind of glad though I had a moment of panic when police came up and I didn't know what went on.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:13 PM
Damn Chris. :hug:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:13 PM
I think this thing is getting ever more common here too, especially in London - the buy to let market has blown up into something huge in the last 10 - 15 years and there's no shortage of unscrupulous types who will effectively launder money in new residential property.

I'm more bemused than anything else, though irritated at the thought of moving again, we weren't looking to do that before next September.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 04:18 PM
Being put in a position where you would have to take on a task like moving BEFORE you want to is no bueno.

Is it possible that this time you may be able to find a space where you WON'T run into this situation again?

I feel for you- moving just sucks. I went through a stretch where I did it about six times in 3 years. :help:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:18 PM
At least you didn't get in any trouble, it should all work out just fine. :)

Though it's kind of a pain in the ass.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:19 PM
Yeah, when i was reading that post, i thought you might be in some law trouble for whatever reason as well

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:21 PM
Being put in a position where you would have to take on a task like moving BEFORE you want to is no bueno.

Is it possible that this time you may be able to find a space where you WON'T run into this situation again?

I feel for you- moving just sucks. I went through a stretch where I did it about six times in 3 years. :help:
I don't see how - lettings are normally done via letting agents, who basically match landlords and properties with tenants. Not sure there's any way we could vet the landlord to make sure he wasn't an international criminal.

I'm relieved I wasn't somehow in trouble though I don't see how I could be, I'm mostly law abiding :)

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:22 PM
Yeah, when i was reading that post, i thought you might be in some law trouble for whatever reason as well
That was for dramatic effect, to hook the audience ;)

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:23 PM
So I went for a drug test today. Safe to say the pee ladies are bitchy. Then again I'd be bitchy to if I had to take urine samples all day long.

All applications to hospitals/prisons/private practices were sent out today. Austin area, Boston, and southern California. Fingers crossed. I should be a nervous wreck next week over hearing from them. Though I applied to 20 places. I'm sure one will want me. :awww: :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 04:24 PM
I'm relieved I wasn't somehow in trouble though I don't see how I could be, I'm mostly law abiding :)

I love that qualification/disclaimer- "mostly" law abiding. :aplot:

The other part of the mostly comes out at night, when you go dancing Sunset Boulevard style. :inlove:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:25 PM
That was for dramatic effect, to hook the audience ;)

Typical writer. Good on ya :yeah:

From Mr. MTF

Mister All around good guy-

Jonathan (Blaze2004)
He knows how to treat the ladies, he's good with the fellas.
He has a laid back style but a driven personality
passionate, witty & young, He's not afraid to stand out, an original from way back.:lol:

Plus he really cherishes his mother, how can he not be Mister all around good guy?

:awww:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:27 PM
So I went for a drug test today. Safe to say the pee ladies are bitchy. Then again I'd be bitchy to if I had to take urine samples all day long.

All applications to hospitals/prisons/private practices were sent out today. Austin area, Boston, and southern California. Fingers crossed. I should be a nervous wreck next week over hearing from them. Though I applied to 20 places. I'm sure one will want me. :awww: :lol:

Drugs tests are unpleasant, and yeah I'd be bitchy too if I spent most of my days dealing with human effluent.

I love that qualification/disclaimer- "mostly" law abiding. :aplot:

The other part of the mostly comes out at night, when you go dancing Sunset Boulevard style. :inlove:

That and my catburglar antics. Oh and I once allegedly broke the DRM on some music files from iTunes :)

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:31 PM
Mister All around good guy-

Jonathan (Blaze2004)
He knows how to treat the ladies, he's good with the fellas.
He has a laid back style but a driven personality
passionate, witty & young, He's not afraid to stand out, an original from way back.:lol:

Plus he really cherishes his mother, how can he not be Mister all around good guy?


Yes but you're still so mean to Mirka - I caught your crack about her preventing the plane reaching altitude today, young man :(

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:34 PM
Yes but you're still so mean to Mirka - I caught your crack about her preventing the plane reaching altitude today, young man :(

Last night shouldnt count, i was :drink:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 04:35 PM
So I went for a drug test today. Safe to say the pee ladies are bitchy. Then again I'd be bitchy to if I had to take urine samples all day long.

That's just plain insensitive to give you stick about a piss test. May karma catch up with them today. :hug:

All applications to hospitals/prisons/private practices were sent out today. Austin area, Boston, and southern California. Fingers crossed. I should be a nervous wreck next week over hearing from them. Though I applied to 20 places. I'm sure one will want me. :awww: :lol:

They totally will. I am going to be selfish and hope that you are in California. All of us are already, or soon will be. :)

From Mr. MTF
:awww:

What is that from?

That and my catburglar antics. Oh and I once allegedly broke the DRM on some music files from iTunes :)

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:38 PM
What is that from?

Mr. MTF thread

Wicked baby, WICKED. :lol:

I stole a pair of sunglasses in junior high school as a bad girl's club initiation. Gave my first hand job that weekend at their inauguration party. Ah memories....:hearts: :p

:rolls: :haha: :aplot:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 04:39 PM
Wicked baby, WICKED. :lol:

I stole a pair of sunglasses in junior high school as a bad girl's club initiation. Gave my first hand job that weekend at their inauguration party. Ah memories....:hearts: :p

EDIT: A win for Waffle House?! :eek: :haha:

Stand back, Wild Child - we have a winner! :wavey:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:41 PM
I wish I liked Robby more Waffle House would go so well in my signature. :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 04:54 PM
Methinks I smell a wee bit of shite here. :devil:

I dont. Sofya is a very good girl :) :hug: An angel, if you will :angel:

Oh, Nathii wrote that for you? She rules. :inlove:

It might have been her, it might have been one of the other memebers of the "jury", but either way, yeah, Nathii rules :hearts:

First HJ and BJ, I had never done it before, and wondered if I could get away with it, undetected. I'd done my research, so it just came to me, so to speak. :aplot:

Research before doing new things, especially sex-related is always a plus :D

After that, it was all downhill. Very disconnected acts that were so easy, AND it shut them up too. Lovely, just lovely. We'd talk about it afterwards, like girls comparing X rated notes. Stuff of SERIOUS comedy. :lol: :devil:

Boys and their O faces....and the non sequiturs that they blurt out during the act of...:p

Sometimes just seeing guys like that is as much ecstasy for the girls as doing it.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:57 PM
Wasn't me I think it was a different jury person.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 04:59 PM
Methinks I smell a wee bit of shite here. :devil:
Stealing makeup was my thing when I was younger. :rolleyes: Kind of dumb. Now I'm all for the illegal drinking in the US, also dumb.



I'd love for you to be within striking distance. Every once in awhile, my friends and I would come to kidnap you. THAT would be a riot. You never know- you could be in SoCal. :)


A job I really want a a prison is in SoCal :inlove: I'm always up for a good kidnapping. As long as it's in a big white van. :lol: ;)

Or you know, hot sports car.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:02 PM
Now I'm all for the illegal drinking in the US

:hearts: I knew I loved you :inlove:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:08 PM
I get the sense that you really believe this. More power to those girls. That wasn't my point. I was being an asshole, as usual.

Men's pleasure? :haha:

Their chains provide me with endless ammo to laugh at their expense. God bless the benevolent girls who follow your theory here...I'm just happy not to be one of them. ;)

Im confused :confused: :awww:

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 05:09 PM
Damn, I let real life catch up with me and I end up missing all of this.

OMG Kelli you're back! And I thought the teenies kidnapped you!:kiss: :wavey:

And I'm sorry to hear about your rental issues Chris. Having to move when you don't want to sucks.:hug:

Drug tests: A neccesary evil and I can't imagine the motivation of anyone who actually takes a job having to do the tests. I hope you can find work though Sof.:)


This morning I took my mom's car up to the dealership cause she wanted the brakes fixed. Well not only are the brakes were completely worn down, apparently oil has been slowly leaking out and it's going to cost 1200 dollars to have that plus some other auto crap fixed.:ras:

It seems that we Pervs have a lot of real life drama to contend with.:rolleyes:

acoffeygirl
08-14-2007, 05:11 PM
Yay for SoCal! :)

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:20 PM
Pico won :dance:

Which also means that Flopez and Vinnay have already lost :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 05:24 PM
Im confused :confused: :awww:

I know, it's okay. :hug:

Damn, I let real life catch up with me and I end up missing all of this.

OMG Kelli you're back! And I thought the teenies kidnapped you!:kiss: :wavey:

RA! :wavey:

All present and accounted for. :)

This morning I took my mom's car up to the dealership cause she wanted the brakes fixed. Well not only are the brakes were completely worn down, apparently oil has been slowly leaking out and it's going to cost 1200 dollars to have that plus some other auto crap fixed.:ras:

It seems that we Pervs have a lot of real life drama to contend with.:rolleyes:

Oh dear. This is a shame, RA- I hope it works itself out. :awww:

EDIT: Bye bye Flopez! :woohoo:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:28 PM
I know, it's okay. :hug:

:awww: :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 05:29 PM
AMBER! :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 05:30 PM
:awww: :awww:

No need for sad little faces. Just remember to hang out with girls who are not like I am, and all will be well, I promise. :hug:

EDIT: Meh, fuck- Ferrero must have been run over by a golf cart. He's down a break now. :fiery:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 05:33 PM
No need for sad little faces. Just remember to hang out with girls who are not like I am, and all will be well, I promise. :hug:

EDIT: Meh, fuck- Ferrero must have been run over by a golf cart. He's down a break now. :fiery:

I'm still confused :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 05:35 PM
Someone said that Ferrero was run over by Hewitt's trainer in a golf cart. Good grief what a bummer. :eek:

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 05:41 PM
I know, it's okay. :hug:



RA! :wavey:

All present and accounted for. :)



Oh dear. This is a shame, RA- I hope it works itself out. :awww:

EDIT: Bye bye Flopez! :woohoo:


Good to hear that. I hope your next assignment is less painful:lol:.

Yeah, car trouble sucks. And to take my mind off of that, I'll post one old school tennis hottie pic. In this edition, Borg! :hearts:

http://www.sylvanmason.com/Borgshaving.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 05:44 PM
RA, you know I love you right? I hope I mention that enough. :inlove:

There is hot. There is sexy. There is en fuego. And then, God made The Borg. :lick:

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 05:47 PM
There is hot. There is sexy. There is en fuego. And then, God made The Borg. :lick:


I know. Borg manages to be a hottie even to this day.

One more, cause what the hell? Just ignore McEnroe.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m130/procrastinatio/6377354-1.jpg

scoobs
08-14-2007, 05:51 PM
If you mentally undress him, something I can do effortlessly, Borg was, back in the day, uberhot. He's still a bit of a silver fox now.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 05:53 PM
Jesus....:eek: :aplot:

If I could cut JMac out of that picture, I'd have my new avatar. That is unreal hot- a guy who looks good AND knows how to take a picture? :worship:

acoffeygirl
08-14-2007, 06:00 PM
Hi all! :wavey:

Can I just say that I HATE office politics. I swear....I'm ready to poke out my eyes. I just went into our CFO's office, shut the door...and WENT OFF. I love that I can do that with him...and he just nods and says...I understand Amber! :lol:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 06:01 PM
Mac was never pretty, was he. He always looked like one of the annoying kids in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 06:13 PM
Amber...:hug:

JMac said that even while playing he couldn't get laid. He said that during an interview with Chris Matthews. I REALLY laughed hard when I hear that one.

You are famous and wealthy and STILL couldn't get laid? :haha: :yeah:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 06:15 PM
Amber...:hug:

JMac said that even while playing he couldn't get laid. He said that during an interview with Chris Matthews. I REALLY laughed hard when I hear that one.

You are famous and wealthy and STILL couldn't get laid? :haha: :yeah:
I'm sorta not surprised.

I find a wide variety of men attractive but I struggle to see much in Jonny Mac that attracts me. It's fairly unusual for me to say that.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:15 PM
Borg :inlove:

The one tennis player I completely lose my cool around.

:drool:

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 06:18 PM
Mac was never pretty, was he. He always looked like one of the annoying kids in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie

I've always liked him because I've always been drawn to headcases, but yeah, pretty JMac isn't.

He has nice curly hair in that picture though.

Amber...:hug:

JMac said that even while playing he couldn't get laid. He said that during an interview with Chris Matthews. I REALLY laughed hard when I hear that one.

You are famous and wealthy and STILL couldn't get laid? :haha: :yeah:


With Bjorn around, I can understand why he can't get laid. :drool:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm sorta not surprised.

I find a wide variety of men attractive but I struggle to see much in Jonny Mac that attracts me. It's fairly unusual for me to say that.

I'm not quite sure what I find so anti-sexual about him. It's a combination of things I guess. He doesn't project a sexual identity I guess. I know he lives a heterosexual lifestyle....but it doesn't register.

Borg :inlove:

The one tennis player I completely lose my cool around.

:drool:

The ONE. I like that. Not that there are more than that, of course. :p

With Bjorn around, I can understand why he can't get laid. :drool:

How brilliant is that statement. Tells the story right there. JMac had to be jealous, no matter what happened on the court.

I know that Borg has retired, literally and figuratively, but still...back in the days of Studio 54, that man had women falling into his lap. He didn't have to work for it. So hot...:lick:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:26 PM
He is the one.

I turn into a puddle and cannot form words in English. It's horrible.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:29 PM
And Borg wasn't even wearing those 70's colors I was talking about..

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 06:30 PM
That is funny. It's just too funny. If I were in a room with today's players- all of them are rendered invisible if Borg is there. He's been gone since '81...and still...

Shows you what hot is all about. NONE of the current ones have it. Not ONE.

EDIT: And the Prince arrives....:hatoff:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:31 PM
Is your Myspace really an acid trip? Because I'm tempted, but I just don't know.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 06:32 PM
:lol:

No, not at all. It's just slanguage. My friend is a gay pornstar though, and if that offends you, do not visit my page. :angel:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:33 PM
:lol:

No, not at all. It's just slanguage. My friend is a gay pornstar though, and if that offends you, do not visit my page. :angel:
Hahah. I'm pretty certain that will be OK.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:34 PM
It's private. I lose.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 06:36 PM
How brilliant is that statement. Tells the story right there. JMac had to be jealous, no matter what happened on the court.

I know that Borg has retired, literally and figuratively, but still...back in the days of Studio 54, that man had women falling into his lap. He didn't have to work for it. So hot...:lick:

Yeah, he's the type of person I admire and envy at the same time, because unlike the rest of us mere mortals, he doesn't have to work for it. If he wants a blowjob, all he has to do is just pull down his zipper.;)

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:36 PM
That is funny. It's just too funny. If I were in a room with today's players- all of them are rendered invisible if Borg is there. He's been gone since '81...and still...

Shows you what hot is all about. NONE of the current ones have it. Not ONE.

EDIT: And the Prince arrives....:hatoff:

Kelli I wasn't even alive to see him play, or know him. :tape:

I live off of tapes of old matches. Even now I'd totally hit that. ;) He's just got that thing about him.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:36 PM
:lol:

No, not at all. It's just slanguage. My friend is a gay pornstar though, and if that offends you, do not visit my page. :angel:

EDIT: Before I forget- NONE of those pictures are me. I stole them all, and I am passing them off as my own, just to get you up to speed. I am really a fat guy in disguise. :)
Haven't I seen you allude to getting harassed/threatened for your Myspace, or am I on crack?

acoffeygirl
08-14-2007, 06:40 PM
Amber...:hug:

Thanks. :lol: I just had to get that out and typing it in here is safer than me continuing to go off in the office...and risk the consequences. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 06:42 PM
It's private. I lose.

Fixed now. :angel:

Yeah, he's the type of person I admire and envy at the same time, because unlike the rest of us mere mortals, he doesn't have to work for it. If he wants a blowjob, all he has to do is just pull down his zipper.;)

Holy shit. :eek:

Hot RA- I am not believing this dork thing at all. :devil:

I have a vision of him getting head from multiple people upstairs at 54. To be a fly on THAT wall. :aplot:

Kelli I wasn't even alive to see him play, or know him. :tape:

I live off of tapes of old matches. Even now I'd totally hit that. ;) He's just got that thing about him.

That thing....I know that thing. Love that thing. :devil:

Haven't I seen you allude to getting harassed/threatened for your Myspace, or am I on crack?

You are not on crack, love. I didn't even know I had it set to private. I fixed it- it's now public.

I have stalkers who like to make life unpleasant for me when the mood strikes. :)

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:43 PM
I totally understand that Amber. :kiss: :hug:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 06:46 PM
Holy shit. :eek:

Hot RA- I am not believing this dork thing at all. :devil:

I have a vision of him getting head from multiple people upstairs at 54. To be a fly on THAT wall. :aplot:



She isn't a geek :p

Oh god 54. I would have loved to have been in there with him.

I was born in the wrong tennis age. :sobbing:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 06:47 PM
He had a presence, an aura. To some extent he still does. But he was absolutely magnetic. I've only ever seen him from old videos but he looked so cool, so sultry and also so intelligent - he didn't look like a pretty dumb boy he looked wise and almost older than he was in the serene way he carried himself, like he'd already seen a lifetime's worth of sights and little surprised him anymore.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 06:50 PM
Holy shit. :eek:

Hot RA- I am not believing this dork thing at all. :devil:

I have a vision of him getting head from multiple people upstairs at 54. To be a fly on THAT wall. :aplot:



Hey I'm just stating a fact.:angel: The man does have a wild past.;) As long as I obsess over LOTR, Scrubs, Nicktoons, and everything involving Sacha Baron Cohen, my dork title stands.

I would just love to have been alive for the whole Studio 54 era, period. There seemed to be a certain amount of innocence among the decadance where the biggest worry it seems for a woman was getting pregnant. Of course AIDS changed all that.

It's sad that my generation can never be that innocent really.:sad:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:53 PM
Fixed now. :angel:

You are not on crack, love. I didn't even know I had it set to private. I fixed it- it's now public.

I have stalkers who like to make life unpleasant for me when the mood strikes. :)
Thanks!

And stalkers suck. And they're creepy. Fuck those guys (girls?)!

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:53 PM
He had a presence, an aura. To some extent he still does. But he was absolutely magnetic. I've only ever seen him from old videos but he looked so cool, so sultry and also so intelligent - he didn't look like a pretty dumb boy he looked wise and almost older than he was in the serene way he carried himself, like he'd already seen a lifetime's worth of sights and little surprised him anymore.
:o He would have been even hotter if you followed him around narrating. Yowza.

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 06:54 PM
The Prince :rocker2:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:56 PM
The Prince :rocker2:
:cool:

I'll have to work on finding some way to add some cool stuff there to call attention to it, but at least it's there.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 06:59 PM
Girls will talk about me behind my back, and will insult me in a sarcastic or backhanded way. There is one who constantly makes cracks about plastic surgery. You will know when you read her posts. She can't keep quiet. :p

Guys attack me and fuck up my page because....um....you know, I don't know why that is. I am Boy Repellant. :)
Pfft. Not implying you have or haven't done anything, but plastic surgery rules anyway, so I'll pay her little attention.

Your Myspace is so serene and peaceful and full of love. It makes me feel bad a little. I think if I had to have more than perving in common with you at this point, I may be in trouble.

I'm a boy! I won't fuck up your page, I promise!

acoffeygirl
08-14-2007, 06:59 PM
hmmmm Coldstone for lunch???? I'm thinking this is probably not the wisest choice I could make.

Edit: I love how I keep throwing random comments in here that have nothing to do with the current coversation.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:02 PM
Pfft. Not implying you have or haven't done anything, but plastic surgery rules anyway, so I'll pay her little attention.

Your Myspace is so serene and peaceful and full of love. It makes me feel bad a little. I think if I had to have more than perving in common with you at this point, I may be in trouble.

I'm a boy! I won't fuck up your page, I promise!
Also, one of your quizzes says you're kind of a narcissist.

**high-five**? :o

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:02 PM
hmmmm Coldstone for lunch???? I'm thinking this is probably not the wisest choice I could make.
Stop at Dairy Queen on the way back.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:03 PM
But Kelli personal attacks are so much fun to deal with. :rolleyes:

I get you all that, I have the same issues.


Amber go for coldstone. :drool:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:04 PM
I just got really confused out of nowhere.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:05 PM
Also, one of your quizzes says you're kind of a narcissist.

**high-five**? :o

Guilty. I am, and I make no apologies for that. :p

I am not duplicitous by nature, at all- so for those who like me, they know I'm there for them, cradle to grave. :angel:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:05 PM
I just got really confused out of nowhere.

:hug:


It is ice cream Kel goooood ice cream.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:09 PM
I just resent the way she will discuss this stuff. She will assign more points to the women who have NOT had anything done, as though that makes them better, nicer, kinder, more apt to be faithful..ad nauseum, but default.

THAT is bullshit, and I will call her on that. If you are a woman who is natural, great. If you are not, great. You are just as likely to run into an asshole who has NOT had anything done, as one who HAS.

Case in point- SHE has had nothing done, and is an asshole. ;)[/QUOTE]

My friend and I went a couple states over to visit some more self-righteous friends of ours, and she mentioned to them when they went out to breakfast that she wants breast implants. They all wholeheartedly agreed that plastic surgery was only for vanity and they didn't believe in it and would never get anything done.

My friend and I spent the next few hours bitching about their naivete, and weird misunderstanding of how things work in the real world.

Oh thank you for looking at it. I really appreciate it. :)
No problem. Hopefully the crazies stay away so I can continue to do so every so often (not creepily often).

:lol: That's only meant for the crazy squad that has blasted me here, and for the lunatic ex-web designer who thinks he's hurting my feelings by mangling my page with pictures of crackwhores and large women.
People do the dumbest things to try to piss people off. I wonder about them sometimes.

Is Coldstone ice cream?
YES!

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:10 PM
Guilty. I am, and I make no apologies for that. :p

I am not duplicitous by nature, at all- so for those who like me, they know I'm there for them, cradle to grave. :angel:
I have a narcissism thing going on, too. Part of it is my much-higher-than-average intelligence (I hate mentioning that, too, so that's at least one modest thing), but still, it's probably much worse than it needs to be sometimes.

Again, I consider egotism to be wonderful in the right people.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 07:12 PM
Mmmm, ice cream.:drool:

Damn, why didn't I save some of my Phish Food?:mad:

And since I'm on such an old school kick why not some vintage Kylie Minogue? Is it me or are the lyrics to this song are really sad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=totJ9zrBtNg

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:15 PM
When I do ice cream, I'm a big Dairy Queen guy. Blizzards can really get ahold of me.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:16 PM
It is ice cream Kel goooood ice cream.

I have been allergic to dairy from the jump. Left handed too. The kids had a field day when I was growing up. They called me a :retard: :haha:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:19 PM
It's okay I dislike pizza. That never went over well.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:20 PM
I had pizza last night.

I like how talking online, I sound like a vacuum of bad eating, and I kind of am, though you'd never know it to look at me.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 07:22 PM
I have been allergic to dairy from the jump. Left handed too. The kids had a field day when I was growing up. They called me a :retard: :haha:



I make NO secret about the fact that I have breast implants. NONE. I am not ashamed or embarrassed about that. If someone has a problem with it, fine- they can go elsewhere to discuss it with someone else who gives a shit, because I don't.

It was a personal choice. I paid for them, and I get to make the call, as an adult, about what I do or do not do. To invoke some kind of social commentary about my character, or lackthereof, simply because I have two silicone shells put under my chest wall, is ludicrous, plain and simple.

You don't like it, that's your choice. Just don't go awarding extra points to those who have not chosen as I have. Amazing how the ones who are the least tolerant, are always the loudest. More of them than us, I think. :p



You're allergic to dairy? Damn, I can't imagine not having any type of ice cream without getting very sick.

And kids can be so cruel. I had a more prominent Jamaican accent when I was younger and everyone had to comment on it.:rolleyes:

And kudos for not being ashamed of your plastic surgery. No matter how old I get I'll always be amazed how people can make snap judgments about people based on the superficial. Especially how it's be proven time and time again how appearences can be deceiving.:rolleyes:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:23 PM
I had pizza last night.

I like how talking online, I sound like a vacuum of bad eating, and I kind of am, though you'd never know it to look at me.

That last part is all that matters. :yeah:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:24 PM
Left handed too.
:rocker2:

I didn't even notice that! Hell yes!

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:24 PM
That last part is all that matters. :yeah:
That's what I tell myself most of the time.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:26 PM
Being healthy is great though. Junk makes you feel like crap.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:28 PM
You're allergic to dairy? Damn, I can't imagine not having any type of ice cream without getting very sick.

Works out well in the end. Being raw vegan, I can't have anything pasteurized or dairy based anyway. :)

And kids can be so cruel. I had a more prominent Jamaican accent when I was younger and everyone had to comment on it.:rolleyes:

You and your accent, me and my cutting with the green scissors because I was a lefty. Boo for intolerance! :ras:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:29 PM
Being healthy is great though. Junk makes you feel like crap.
It doesn't help me that I'm the pickiest eater in the history of the planet. I think I turned five and my tastes just didn't change. I've been eating bananas a lot recently, and somehow, that makes me feel a BIT better.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:30 PM
:rocker2:

I didn't even notice that! Hell yes!

Southpaw baby, you bet. I am proud to be a lefty. :smoke:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:31 PM
Southpaw baby, you bet. I am proud to be a lefty. :smoke:
Me too. Righties are plain.

And plus, righties don't have as much fun when they see each other writing for the first time. They don't get the lefty buzz that we get.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:32 PM
OMG! I just had 900 something posts the other day. I was thinking in my head "I'm the best poster here with under 1,000 posts!", and I looked over, and now I've got 1100!

Look what you people do to me!

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:33 PM
Over 1000 posts. Congrats. You have arrived. :hatoff:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:34 PM
Maybe I can get GWH or someone to throw me a party!

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 07:35 PM
Okay guys I'm out.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 07:35 PM
Works out well in the end. Being raw vegan, I can't have anything pasteurized or dairy based anyway. :)



You and your accent, me and my cutting with the green scissors because I was a lefty. Boo for intolerance! :ras:



For this one, RA, I really say thank you. :hug:

I understand that some people take issue with cosmetic surgery. They are opposed to it, and that is fine.

What is NOT fine, however, is to judge the person who does it. You can be opposed to the SURGERY, but slamming the PERSON, because you dislike the action they are taking is wrong, imo.

When those people who make snap judgements like you said, have morphed into perfect people, sans any faults, foibles, or imperfections, then they can talk about it. Not before then, and even then, I want to see the Deity Stamp from the hand of god as proof. :angel: ;)


Yeah I guess having dairy would defeat the purpose of being a vegan wouldn't it?

I'm so with you on the booing at intolerance! Booooo!:ras:

It's all just another part of the vicious game people play. Put down others for missteps real or imagined, then pat yourself on the back for being "good.":rolleyes:

Seriously what do these people want for their so called piety? A medal?

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:36 PM
Okay guys I'm out.

:wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:39 PM
Maybe I can get GWH or someone to throw me a party!

Just talk about how awesome Carlssen is and you're in. :aparty:

No mean cracks about Gaudio either, or he and I will BOTH be in a fighting mood. :lol:

I'm so with you on the booing at intolerance! Booooo!:ras:

It's all just another part of the vicious game people play. Put down others for missteps real or imagined, then pat yourself on the back for being "good.":rolleyes:

Seriously what do these people want for their so called piety? A medal?

I don't know what point self righteousness has, RA, I really don't. If you figure it out, please tell me. I've always wonderered. ;)

acoffeygirl
08-14-2007, 07:42 PM
I went for lemon sorbet with fresh raspberries...or at least that is what I ordered. We'll see with the office assistant gets back, ;) I did choose to eat something else for lunch...that will be dessert.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:44 PM
Just talk about how awesome Carlssen is and you're in. :aparty:

No mean cracks about Gaudio either, or he and I will BOTH be in a fighting mood. :lol:

:help:

I made a crack about Gaudio when I was explaining a roasting thread, but alas, no more! I don't want to get in trouble with the boss!

Now I know the way into Mr. GWH's heart!

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:45 PM
DESSERT DAY! :woohoo:

God Amber, what a sugar rush. You'll be bouncing off the walls. :haha:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:48 PM
:help:

I made a crack about Gaudio when I was explaining a roasting thread, but alas, no more! I don't want to get in trouble with the boss!

Now I know the way into Mr. GWH's heart!

You didn't really make a crack about Gaudio, did you?! :fiery: :p

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:49 PM
I need to get names. That's it.

Amber = acoffeygirl
Jonathan = Blaze-2004
Kel...

Who am I missing? Calling people by their screennames seems weird when they're not doing it too.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:52 PM
You didn't really make a crack about Gaudio, did you?! :fiery: :p
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5843200&postcount=81

:scared:

: puppy dog face :

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:57 PM
:haha:

Well, he has been struggling a lot as of late. :)

I understand what you meant. :p

He's a bit of a celeb around here, for more than that backhand and the 2004 RG trophy....among the REALLY perverted group of us. I am a card carrying member of that club.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 07:58 PM
You really should have told Xristos the truth. ;)

Okay, that was really uncalled for. :o Spank me plz. :haha:

Oh my goodness. Ducking from falling debris...:bolt:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 07:58 PM
:haha:

Well, he has been struggling a lot as of late. :)

I understand what you meant. :p

He's a bit of a celeb around here, for more than that backhand and the 2004 RG trophy....among the REALLY perverted group of us. I am a card carrying member of that club.
Awww. Gaston.

So does this mean I'm off the hook?

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 08:01 PM
:haha:

Well, he has been struggling a lot as of late. :)

I understand what you meant. :p

He's a bit of a celeb around here, for more than that backhand and the 2004 RG trophy....among the REALLY perverted group of us. I am a card carrying member of that club.

Backhand, backside, with Gaudio it's all relatively nice. :drool:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Awww. Gaston.

So does this mean I'm off the hook?

Awww Gaston nothing- god blessed that hot ass Argie bitch in many, many ways. :aplot:

I don't know about anyone else, but I am forgiving person. Yes, you are completely absolved. :angel:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 08:04 PM
Backhand, backside, with Gaudio it's all relatively nice. :drool:

It's also because he's a total loon. For some reason, loons are always hotter. The road report on him, pre committment to the lovely fiancee, told the story about that. :lick:

Yum, just yum- from the first touch to the last, I have never heard a bad thing about him. If he had managed to keep his brain together....he would have been a rockstar. Should have been. :ras:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 08:06 PM
It's also because he's a total loon. For some reason, loons are always hotter. The road report on him, pre committment to the lovely fiancee, told the story about that. :lick:

Yum, just yum- from the first touch to the last, I have never heard a bad thing about him. If he had managed to keep his brain together....he would have been a rockstar. Should have been. :ras:
Gaudio breaks my long hair rule.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 08:09 PM
With that, I must go to work. I predict a smooth day today, what with the half naked Borg- thanks RA :hatoff:- and this segue into Gaudio, who SHOULD be half naked 24/7....:kiss:

Have a wonderful afternoon. Please be back for late night. I need hand holding. I see the doc tomorrow, and I am a wee bit scared. :awww:

Bye all! :wavey:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 08:11 PM
Bye! Mmm. Late night funs!

acoffeygirl
08-14-2007, 08:11 PM
DESSERT DAY! :woohoo:

God Amber, what a sugar rush. You'll be bouncing off the walls. :haha:

I know! :sobbing: But it the perfect combo of sour and sweet. Maybe since I'm so wound up today, this will just balance me out.

Bye Kell :wavey: I really should get some more work done today.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 08:12 PM
Bye Kelli!

Mmmm Juanqui winning. Always a good thing.:hearts:

I saw a deer eating grass in my backyard just now. So cute! :hearts:

Johnny Groove
08-14-2007, 08:54 PM
Southpaw baby, you bet. I am proud to be a lefty. :smoke:

Lefties are cool. Especially the Spanish ones that play tennis not named Verdasco or Lopez

You didn't really make a crack about Gaudio, did you?! :fiery: :p

:aplot:

I need to get names. That's it.

Amber = acoffeygirl
Jonathan = Blaze-2004
Kel...

Who am I missing? Calling people by their screennames seems weird when they're not doing it too.

Im also called crackbaby for my occasional lapses in typing prowess due to an overambundance of Haitian rum or Russian vodka :wavey:

Kelli=Kelli, no duh
ViennaLoves= Sofya AKA Sof AKA my big sister :hug:

You really should have told Xristos the truth. ;)







Okay, that was really uncalled for. :o Spank me plz. :haha:

:rolls: Spank yourself ;)

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 09:55 PM
You really should have told Xristos the truth. ;)







Okay, that was really uncalled for. :o Spank me plz. :haha:

Oh I'm here for you baby :aplot: If you close your eyes you might be able to pretend I'm Tommy or someone like that. I'll use my racket. :devil:



Yes I'm Sofya, they call me Sof. Though I think I'm more or less the pain in Jonathan's ass more then anything else :lol: Do you have a name beforehand?

Then there is RA, Chris, J, and you'll know Monica if her life ever slows down.

I miss my Jack. :sobbing:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:01 PM
Im also called crackbaby for my occasional lapses in typing prowess due to an overambundance of Haitian rum or Russian vodka :wavey:

Kelli=Kelli, no duh
ViennaLoves= Sofya AKA Sof AKA my big sister :hug:



:rolls: Spank yourself ;)

Kelli, Sofya, Jonathan, Amber..

I'm Dominic. :wavey:

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Kelli, Sofya, Jonathan, Amber..

I'm Dominic. :wavey:

My brother's name is Dominic.:eek:

My name is Ruthann but you can just call me RA. Welcome fellow Perv!:wavey:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:05 PM
RA...I don't know if I can like you after living in a college dorm the last two years...

:p

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 10:06 PM
RA...I don't know if I can like you after living in a college dorm the last two years...

:p

Whyyyyy?:sad: :p

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:08 PM
Whyyyyy?:sad: :p
RA = Resident Advisor

Essentially a student a year or two ahead of you who tells you what to do, and tells on you if you break the rules.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:08 PM
It's OK, though. I'm sure I'll manage. :cool:

If I call people by their names at awkward times the next few days, I'm probably just trying to keep the names fresh.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 10:09 PM
Because you won't finish your story and fix Roger and Andy. :mad:

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 10:10 PM
RA = Resident Advisor

Essentially a student a year or two ahead of you who tells you what to do, and tells on you if you break the rules.

It's OK, though. I'm sure I'll manage. :cool:

Ah Resident Advisors. I've heard they can be evil. I've never actually lived in a dorm so I can't get into a bitchfest with you though.

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 10:11 PM
Because you won't finish your story and fix Roger and Andy. :mad:

I'm getting there, I'm getting there! I just have Real Life and some mild Writer's Block to overcome. :hug:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:14 PM
Because you won't finish your story and fix Roger and Andy. :mad:
I wrote the first part to an Andy/Roger once...and never finished.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:14 PM
Ah Resident Advisors. I've heard they can be evil. I've never actually lived in a dorm so I can't get into a bitchfest with you though.
I never had a bad one. I hate the concept more than the experience.

Though we had one come in my room while people were drinking, and he saw the Australian Open on, and must have assumed nobody would be drinking and watching tennis, so he left.

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:15 PM
I'm getting there, I'm getting there! I just have Real Life and some mild Writer's Block to overcome. :hug:
Real life?!?! Boo! Hiss!

Jade Fox
08-14-2007, 10:17 PM
I never had a bad one. I hate the concept more than the experience.

Though we had one come in my room while people were drinking, and he saw the Australian Open on, and must have assumed nobody would be drinking and watching tennis, so he left.

He's never been on MTF then has he?:lol:


Real life?!?! Boo! Hiss!

Yeah Real Life sucks!:ras:

And Sof I'm going offline right now to finish the next part, so see you lovely Pervs later!:wavey:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:20 PM
He's never been on MTF then has he?:lol:




Yeah Real Life sucks!:ras:

And Sof I'm going offline right now to finish the next part, so see you lovely Pervs later!:wavey:
Hahaha. It's OK. It got us out of trouble!

Bye!

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 10:20 PM
:woohoo:

Beforehand
08-14-2007, 10:22 PM
:woohoo:
:p You're not supposed to cheer when people leave!

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 10:36 PM
:lol:

It was for RA writing not for people leaving.

partygirl
08-14-2007, 11:53 PM
I need to get names. That's it.

Amber = acoffeygirl
Jonathan = Blaze-2004
Kel...

Who am I missing? Calling people by their screennames seems weird when they're not doing it too.

The squad certainly needed a Prince:D Dominic.
I am Larah:wavey:
...And i can only take so many more ass kickings from this bastard city of Los Angeles:(:mad::sobbing::temper tantrum:

meenyminymo
08-14-2007, 11:58 PM
Please leave my ass alone. It can't take all the pounding and abuse late at night. :sobbing: :p



I'm always with you, BD. Pardon my absence from the party last night- I had to attend to Jacob Marley, who, of course, had his hand out, as they always do. :rolleyes:

He came bearing gifts though- bought me a bottle of Thierry Mugler's ALIEN, so that's okay. :angel:

And stop with the self depricating thingy- we all have seen your pictures. :aplot: :lick:


:spit:

Thankies love :hug:. I think I missed the story on this though, I never went back and read the pages I missed. Too much work. What exactly happened last night?

So I went for a drug test today. Safe to say the pee ladies are bitchy. Then again I'd be bitchy to if I had to take urine samples all day long.

All applications to hospitals/prisons/private practices were sent out today. Austin area, Boston, and southern California. Fingers crossed. I should be a nervous wreck next week over hearing from them. Though I applied to 20 places. I'm sure one will want me. :awww: :lol:

STAY IN BOSTON! I'm losing you I know it :hysteric:

You really should have told Xristos the truth. ;)







Okay, that was really uncalled for. :o Spank me plz. :haha:

J!! :inlove:

That was hilarious and totally called for, but if you want a spanking we'll oblige :devil:


Then there is RA, Chris, J, and you'll know Monica if her life ever slows down.

I miss my Jack. :sobbing:

I miss my Ennis more :sobbing:

Yeah I'm alive. Woah.

meenyminymo
08-15-2007, 12:00 AM
LA is kicking your ass Larah? What's going on :awww:

partygirl
08-15-2007, 12:20 AM
(please excuse this giant run on sentence:lol:)

Well, last night i had o walk from Brentwood-to-Hollywood at 1:30 in the morning in heels (mind you 2 of my small toes are broken)
this journey was of course not flat nor close...then i tried to save time cutting through UCLA and got all turned around, my foot started bleeding because i couldn't walk in heels anymore (this is me through the L.A streets BAREFOOThttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick009.gif) decided to wait for a bus at 3am, got on the bus the wrong way, ended up the opposite direction of home in Santa Monica had to find another bus (one guy from the first bus followed me and propositioned me, then said it was my loss because he was really horny)

finally got on the right bus got home at 5 in the morning
-did i say all of this occurred in a cocktail dress & heels.

NEVAH AGAIN!!!:rocker2::sobbing:

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 12:22 AM
(please excuse this giant run on sentence:lol:)

Well, last night i had o walk from Brentwood-to-Hollywood at 1:30 in the morning in heels (mind you 2 of my small toes are broken)
this journey was of course not flat nor close...then i tried to save time cutting through UCLA and got all turned around, my foot started bleeding because i couldn't walk in heels anymore (this is me through the L.A streets BAREFOOThttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick009.gif) decided to wait for a bus at 3am, got on the bus the wrong way, ended up the oppiste direction of home in Santa monica had to find another bus (one guy from the first buss followed me and propositioned me, then said it was my loss because he was really horny)

finally got on the right bus got home at 5 in the morning
-did i say all of this occured in a cocktail dress & heels.

NEVAH AGAIN!!!:rocker::sobbing:


Larah, im sorry dear, i love you, but that line made me shoot my load off in laughter :haha:

Johnny Groove
08-15-2007, 12:28 AM
okay, now that ive recovered:

Larah :awww: :hug:

scoobs
08-15-2007, 12:31 AM
I've done the whole walking home at 4am with feet that hurt like a bitch thing in London - trying to get home at that sort of time with sore feet is a special kind of purgatory.