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Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 02:51 AM
That picture is kind of awkward.

partygirl
08-10-2007, 02:54 AM
I like it:worship:

i think it is safe to say we support all winners.:kiss:

Metis
08-10-2007, 02:58 AM
Check out this ass: :lol:

http://www.offthebaseline.com/wp-content/rafabio.jpg



Larah, I challenge you to post a naked photo of Andy :p

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 03:03 AM
Aww cute baby.

If I had my phone I might have been able to post a picture of Andy's ass without cloths.

partygirl
08-10-2007, 03:09 AM
Or at least PM it.:drool::haha::devil:



Metis, you win then:sad:

Metis
08-10-2007, 03:17 AM
Aww cute baby.

If I had my phone I might have been able to post a picture of Andy's ass without cloths.


I'll believe it when I see it :ras: :lol:.

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 03:20 AM
I shouldn't have even posted that :lol: Forget it was said.

More nakie Nadal.

partygirl
08-10-2007, 03:23 AM
provocation.

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 03:26 AM
I had to look that up, but yes.

I'd delete it but it was seen and quoted.

partygirl
08-10-2007, 03:35 AM
:D love you Sofya....just do. i have to go to the airport & then prepare for an orgy... one of those things is true. :wavey:i shall return.

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 03:38 AM
Aww thanks Larah. :awww: :kiss:

I hope it's the orgy.

I'm out. Sex time with Juicy tonight.

meenyminymo
08-10-2007, 04:58 AM
Ugh Monica he won, and did it in a slightly amazing way for him.


PS I got talked into working. Hate that. I'm such a push over.

I like that you prefaced that with ugh. :lol:
It was awesome, I was all smiley and bouncy and clapping. I was a dork. But he was so cute when he smiled after the win.

That sucks dude, you need to tell them to go shove it next time they try to rope you in. Ok so that might not be the best career move, but still.

Btw did you get my pm? I've missed you Ennis, life is bland without you and our tent o' love.

Have a good sexy time :kiss:

partygirl
08-10-2007, 05:06 AM
I'm out. Sex time with Juicy tonight.
:speakles:!


for monica:wavey:
the hotness that was 2003
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7613/mmmmmyeazhtg3.png

meenyminymo
08-10-2007, 05:51 AM
for monica:wavey:
the hotness that was 2003
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7613/mmmmmyeazhtg3.png
[/SIZE]

:smooch: I love asspic gifts :D

http://i18.tinypic.com/68aqzns.jpg
Returning the favor

partygirl
08-10-2007, 06:25 AM
:)

meenyminymo
08-10-2007, 07:29 AM
:lol: That sig :yeah:

He made me giggle. He has all that padding to cushion the fall.

mrserenawilliams
08-10-2007, 08:57 AM
:wavey: Hey guys

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 01:11 PM
I like that you prefaced that with ugh. :lol:
It was awesome, I was all smiley and bouncy and clapping. I was a dork. But he was so cute when he smiled after the win.

That sucks dude, you need to tell them to go shove it next time they try to rope you in. Ok so that might not be the best career move, but still.

Btw did you get my pm? I've missed you Ennis, life is bland without you and our tent o' love.

Have a good sexy time :kiss:

If you want that whole place to fall apart even more I'd be happy to say no. And no, no PMs from you.

:speakles:[SIZE=5]!


Why did I get that? :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-10-2007, 03:42 PM
Sof, are you going to the Open?

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Yes.

acoffeygirl
08-10-2007, 05:51 PM
it is very very quiet in here......

I posted this in the other area I visit....but thought I'd put it here too:

Some of you had asked to see pics from my trip. I don't have the majority of them, but here are a couple with my parents.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/th_IMG_4261.jpg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/IMG_4261.jpg)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/th_IMG_4649.jpg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/IMG_4649.jpg)

mrserenawilliams
08-10-2007, 06:45 PM
Yes.

:bounce:

Reg+Sof+Tennis+NY = :aplot:

Sofyaxo
08-10-2007, 07:20 PM
I'm working though. I'll be really busy first week and kind of busy second week.:)


Amber great pictures. I love your top in the second one and the background is kind of amazing. Looks like you had fun.

mrserenawilliams
08-10-2007, 07:44 PM
oh, ok. Well I'm deciding on whether or not I want to go to New Haven instead, but I mean there's no substitute for the environment there though :shrug:

I guess I'll have to decide soon.

acoffeygirl
08-10-2007, 08:04 PM
I'm working though. I'll be really busy first week and kind of busy second week.:)


Amber great pictures. I love your top in the second one and the background is kind of amazing. Looks like you had fun.

Thanks. :hug: I did have lots of fun. I'm bummed cause I don't like any of the pics from Rome. I'm hoping that the pics my dad is sending me will be better.

meenyminymo
08-11-2007, 03:39 AM
If you want that whole place to fall apart even more I'd be happy to say no. And no, no PMs from you.


Oh it's all hinging on you then? Figures you're the stud around there.
Boo :ras:. I'll forward it, but at this point it's nothing special.

Sof, are you going to the Open?

I am :wavey:. Only for about the first week.

it is very very quiet in here......

I posted this in the other area I visit....but thought I'd put it here too:

Some of you had asked to see pics from my trip. I don't have the majority of them, but here are a couple with my parents.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/th_IMG_4261.jpg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/IMG_4261.jpg)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/th_IMG_4649.jpg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Israel%20and%20Rome/IMG_4649.jpg)

It is really quiet.

Those are great! I love the view of the city in the second one, beautiful :hearts:

acoffeygirl
08-11-2007, 03:55 AM
It is almost scary quiet. Like...I hope everyone is ok quiet. :lol:

Thanks :hug:

meenyminymo
08-11-2007, 05:23 AM
Well I'm ok. Are you ok? :lol:

I'm betting life is just a little crazy at the moment. It is for me at least.

acoffeygirl
08-11-2007, 05:57 AM
Yeah...I'm ok too. :lol: Just spent the last 2 hours dealing with an issue on the campus here. Apparently I'm the only "adult" around. Oh well...it is mostly resolved and no one died...so it we'll survive.

meenyminymo
08-11-2007, 07:27 AM
Oh fun. Was it a violent issue? Don't you just love being the only responsible one around ;)

I'm going blind playing online card games. I have the best friday nights ever. Not really.

mrserenawilliams
08-11-2007, 07:41 AM
I went to a buffet restaurant for dinner tonight for the first time in like a YEAR :unsure: It was ok though :shrug:



:bounce: YAY! Mon! :woohoo:, but now I'm :unsure: about going, because it might interfere w/ my RA training :sad:

meenyminymo
08-11-2007, 08:29 AM
Aw well if you go I'll be really excited to stalk players with you Reg :D

Even though that's kind of hard there. We'll make it work. Security be damned.

scoobs
08-11-2007, 10:54 AM
That's the spirit - you stalk em for me too.

cobalt60
08-11-2007, 11:54 AM
Speaking of not stalking;) I am off to Cinci masters. Will say hello to anyone you'd like :angel: That is if the heat does not get me first. Avoir les pervs :wavey:

partygirl
08-11-2007, 09:11 PM
So has Ms. Kelli gone off and fallen in love or something?:aplot::devil:

Jade Fox
08-11-2007, 10:38 PM
Oy, not much going on for me these days. How's everyone?:wavey:

I'm a little bummed that Andy lost to his boytoyNovak but that's okay. Novak vs. Nadal could be entertaining.

And I just heard that Radek broke up with Martina Hingis, which does explain why he's been playing so well lately.:p :devil:

So how about it ladies and gentlemen? Any more tennis gossip?:aplot:

scoobs
08-11-2007, 11:47 PM
Radek has split with Hingis? He's lifted the curse of the black widow? No wonder he's looked so happy, bouncy and light-hearted this week.

Sofyaxo
08-11-2007, 11:55 PM
That does explain a lot.

Metis
08-12-2007, 12:07 AM
:sobbing: :sobbing: :sobbing:

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 12:10 AM
Whoa what happened?

ps: Larah, Kelli is away at work dealing with teenage girls screaming in her ear.

Metis
08-12-2007, 12:13 AM
I had a nasty biking accident earlier today. My back is all scratched and red (looks as if I was mauled by rabid dogs) and my left shoulder and arm hurt like hell.

Not to mention I still have to pack and move to a new apartment. :banghead:


My only consolation will be if Rafa wins tonight :haha:.

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 12:27 AM
Aww :hug:

Try to rest up as much as you can manage to.

partygirl
08-12-2007, 12:31 AM
Oh shit:hug:
abrasions are the worst so painful & irritating but none of the drama of a broken bone or such...
Bike accidents suck:ras:

I broke my 2 small toes in choreography class last week, danced through it and decided 3 days later i needed to have it fixed (dancers are so crazy):cool:
wouldn't believe how many times i have broken/strained/sprained/trampled my toes, hardly even hurts when i do it now:haha:

Jade Fox
08-12-2007, 12:38 AM
I had a nasty biking accident earlier today. My back is all scratched and red (looks as if I was mauled by rabid dogs) and my left shoulder and arm hurt like hell.

Not to mention I still have to pack and move to a new apartment. :banghead:


My only consolation will be if Rafa wins tonight :haha:.

Awww.:hug:

Forget packing. Get some rest hon.:)

Metis
08-12-2007, 01:04 AM
Aww :hug:

Try to rest up as much as you can manage to.

Oh shit:hug:
abrasions are the worst so painful & irritating but none of the drama of a broken bone or such...
Bike accidents suck:ras:

I broke my 2 small toes in choreography class last week, danced through it and decided 3 days later i needed to have it fixed (dancers are so crazy):cool:
wouldn't believe how many times i have broken/strained/sprained/trampled my toes, hardly even hurts when i do it now:haha:

Awww.:hug:

Forget packing. Get some rest hon.:)


:awww: Thanks guys! :hug: I have taken my Alleve and will go to bed as soon as the Rafa-Nole match is over (hopefully happy with the outcome :angel: ).


Larah!! Broken toes :tape:, sounds awful :scared:. Actually I was lucky not to get worse injuries or something broken. I underestimated a bump on the bike trail, lost control and sort of flew in the air, landed on my back and the bike landed on top of me :help: :lol:. Fortunately I was wearing a helmet.

Metis
08-12-2007, 02:38 AM
It just isn't my day today! :awww:... :tears:... Better go to bed right away and put it behind me I guess :lol:.

partygirl
08-12-2007, 05:08 AM
Awwww "M"...you win some you lose some
-ask a Roddick fan:p


I am posting this here too because he is Wonderful & his hands are sexy:devil:
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9899/6738993728de34285b1bph0.jpg

meenyminymo
08-12-2007, 07:48 AM
That's the spirit - you stalk em for me too.

Will do :). It's easier when the security takes a liking to you and secretly tells you Andy's practice schedule. Very convienent.

Speaking of not stalking;) I am off to Cinci masters. Will say hello to anyone you'd like :angel: That is if the heat does not get me first. Avoir les pervs :wavey:

Have fun Sue!! :wavey:
You know who I want you to say hi to ;) Or tranq, tie up, and fed-ex to me in a box (remember to poke holes)


Metis :awww: :hug: I'm sorry, that sucks.

I'm really happy about Nole but I'll just pretend like I'm not... wait.

mrserenawilliams
08-12-2007, 08:22 AM
Rafa :sobbing:

well I guess it was inevitable :shrug:

It was a :yawn:-fest between points though. Like :o how many times can you bounce a ball :lol:

And I think Patrick/Ted/Killer need to get their tongues out of Nole's crotch before Rafa gets jealous :aplot:

It was serious bordering sycophantic behavior. :shrug: Oh well. Tomorrow should be an interesting final. :bounce:



I can't wait to stalk players with you Mon, :unsure: that is if I can get out of the first week of RA training :o (I hope I can make a withdrawal from my "Good Karma" account for this one)

meenyminymo
08-12-2007, 10:37 PM
*ahem* :angel:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

ngjnerjOMFGkjhenfn.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Yeah that's how I feel right now.

Carry on.

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 10:51 PM
:ras:

http://i12.tinypic.com/6b1clyf.jpg

partygirl
08-12-2007, 10:56 PM
I do feel very slightly, dumb that my predominate thought throughout today's Mens final was:
"Where is Federer getting all this Andyass?":scratch:::aplot:

26 does a body very good.:lick:-ouch!

RogiRafaFan86
08-12-2007, 10:58 PM
I realized I was going back into 'lurker mode' with this thread. :lol:

I love Roger, but my Rafa lost too, and I don't really like Nole, but somehow I don't feel all that bad about Roger losing. Big picture, perhaps. I don't know.

On a completely unrelated note, since when is a mere difference of opinion a good reason for giving a bad rep?:rolleyes:

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 11:00 PM
I do feel very slightly, dumb that my predominate thought throughout today's Mens final was:
"Where is Federer getting all this Andyass?":scratch:::aplot:

26 does a body very good.:lick:-ouch!

It's true, Roger is getting some chub, and it's all in his ass. :lick:

partygirl
08-12-2007, 11:01 PM
I swear i see a developing duck walk.:tape:
It's true, Roger is getting some chub, and it's all in his ass. :lick:
*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal*

Jade Fox
08-12-2007, 11:10 PM
I do feel very slightly, dumb that my predominate thought throughout today's Mens final was:
"Where is Federer getting all this Andyass?":scratch:::aplot:

26 does a body very good.:lick:-ouch!

It's true, Roger is getting some chub, and it's all in his ass. :lick:



Don't even get me started on Roger's new founded ass. Delicious!:lick:

Not to mention this bulge in the front of his pants that I haven't noticed before. Or maybe I'm just starting to pay attention to that area now. :devil:

Only the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food I'm currently eating comes close to the Rogerass!:drool:

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 11:17 PM
THAT IS MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM! :drool:

meenyminymo
08-12-2007, 11:19 PM
Fangirling so hardcore for Nole.
:inlove: :inlove:

Rogerass could not distract me from the magnificence of Nole's win. Nole trumps Rogerass today.


Ben and Jerry's Half Baked = my fave.

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 11:20 PM
Roger kind of oafed. I wouldn't give Nole all the credit.

Jade Fox
08-12-2007, 11:22 PM
THAT IS MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM! :drool:

Yay, another Phish Food lover! :hearts:

There's a really nice picture of Nole yet again lifting his shirt. Unfortunately it's on Gettyimages so I can't post.:mad:

meenyminymo
08-12-2007, 11:25 PM
But he kept his wits about him and played very solid. And it makes me all the more happy that Roger futzed it up. Can't burst my bubble :bounce:

This is my Unofficial hate on Roger day. It'll pass.

The Getty images are great. Really wish they could be posted.

partygirl
08-12-2007, 11:27 PM
Andy & Roger's Phat Ass ice cream, would sell i think.:angel:

Jade Fox
08-12-2007, 11:28 PM
Andy & Roger's Phat Ass ice cream, would sell i think.:angel:

Lord knows I would love a bite of that.:aplot:

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 11:30 PM
Andy & Roger's Phat Ass ice cream, would sell i think.:angel:

What flavor would it be?

Would it involve chocolate chunks. :angel:

partygirl
08-12-2007, 11:36 PM
:ignore:I'm going to leave it up to imagination.
it would have to be 2 distinctly different kinds, combined into goodness though...

EDIT: I went there:awww:

Vanilla with chocolate & a big strip of Carmel down the center:haha::devil:
The Vanilla with marshmallows & The Chocolate with chocolate chunks...it really should come with a cherry on top too.

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 11:49 PM
I like it when you go there.

Cherries can be mixed in as well. Good stuff. :drool:

Now I want pictures of his ass. I'm turning into such a teenie.

Sofyaxo
08-12-2007, 11:51 PM
The only man on earth that can be this hairy and still turn me on.

http://i11.tinypic.com/63rpgch.jpg

Jade Fox
08-12-2007, 11:56 PM
The only man on earth that can be this hairy and still turn me on.

http://i11.tinypic.com/63rpgch.jpg


Oooooooh.:drool:

*Pounces on picture*

partygirl
08-13-2007, 12:08 AM
Sour Cherries:drool:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 12:11 AM
I do wish he'd hit the gym a bit more though - he's starting to look a bit slow and a bit pudgy.

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 12:16 AM
I do wish he'd hit the gym a bit more though - he's starting to look a bit slow and a bit pudgy.

Yeah, I see your point. I mean he's 26, not 36 so it shouldn't be difficult for him to shed a few pounds.

But other than that, hotness.:lick:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 12:22 AM
I do wish he'd hit the gym a bit more though - he's starting to look a bit slow and a bit pudgy.

I like the tummy.

Though like I said in a lot of other places and here. I think he's gotten kind of lazy. He'll get hurt soon is he isn't careful. His work on his fitness has completely dropped off. This is what he needs the full time coach for.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 12:22 AM
oh yeah, totally - if he weren't my fave player I wouldn't care if he did have a bit of a tummy. I'd stroke it and rest my head on it like a pillow - that's the thing with six-packs, it's like lying on a lumpy mattress. A bit of a belly is much more comfy :angel:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 12:27 AM
oh yeah, totally - if he weren't my fave player I wouldn't care if he did have a bit of a tummy. I'd stroke it and rest my head on it like a pillow - that's the thing with six-packs, it's like lying on a lumpy mattress. A bit of a belly is much more comfy :angel:

This is why I love the chub roll that Andy has and I love Roger's little, but growing tummy. Guys who are hard as rocks (all over not in the one good area) are not good for cuddling. I'm a cuddle whore, the little bit of fat is an important thing.


Though for tennis and Roger it's not so good. He needs a foot up his ass right now. Hopefully he can end the year at number one and get points back next year. He is getting lazy and not working as hard as he used to. The whole intimidation factor is wearing thin. He has to work now against guys like Nole just like he as to against Rafa.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 12:29 AM
Like this was a while ago.
http://i10.tinypic.com/5ytxq9g.jpg

This was a few days ago. Pudge has been added. Good sexy pudge, but not so good for the game.
http://i10.tinypic.com/541xdg1

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 12:34 AM
Like this was a while ago.
http://i10.tinypic.com/5ytxq9g.jpg

This was a few days ago. Pudge has been added. Good sexy pudge, but not so good for the game.
http://i10.tinypic.com/541xdg1


Everytime I see that first picture, I just get an urge to tickle his stomach.:aplot:

But yeah Roger, for the sake of his game, needs to hit the gym. He needs a coach who can kick his ass and not be impressed by him.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 12:37 AM
:haha: :lol:

That's it Roger is fat. Someone needs to tell him this.

Though I think he looks great right now. A lot of the weight went to his ass. Like women gain in their boobs Roger got it in the mid section and butt.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 12:38 AM
Agreed - and you're right, it is starting to wear awful thin.

Right now just over best of 3 sets but it will start to happen in slams too unless he works hard to keep ahead of the chasing pack.

I'm not ready for it to end quite yet....

I'm thinking his motivation for some of these events has declined and mentally he seems to get up for the slams now much more than anything else. He's won Canada, he's won Indian Wells, he's won Miami - I'm not sure it's really hurting him too much anymore when he loses at these events.

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 12:40 AM
:haha: :lol:

That's it Roger is fat. Someone needs to tell him this.


Oh yeah, he's so fat that when he jumps, he gets stuck in the air.:p

scoobs
08-13-2007, 12:50 AM
I don't think the kick up the ass will come until he gets kicked out of a major early. I think that's when it will hurt.

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 12:56 AM
I don't think the kick up the ass will come until he gets kicked out of a major early. I think that's when it will hurt.

Yeah, like an early loss at Wimbledon.:tape:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 01:00 AM
Yeah, like an early loss at Wimbledon.:tape:
That would hurt me as well :(

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 01:02 AM
That would hurt me as well :(

I would cry for weeks if that happened.:sad:

Oh shit. I hope putting that thought out there doesn't make it true next year.:eek:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 01:09 AM
I would cry for weeks if that happened.:sad:

Oh shit. I hope putting that thought out there doesn't make it true next year.:eek:
Me too - I'm already wary of the Borg-Mac 80 and 81 comparisons.

I know he's won 5 in a row but I'm not mentally ready at all for that to end yet either.

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 01:15 AM
Me too - I'm already wary of the Borg-Mac 80 and 81 comparisons.

I know he's won 5 in a row but I'm not mentally ready at all for that to end yet either.

Ah Borg. Personally I'm getting tired of players today getting comparisons to players of the past. Can't these guys, (Roger especially) stand on their own two feet?

Okay this is getting too sad for me. I'll imagine that if Roger were to end up like Borg he'll be found in a closet with Andy Roddick, Rafael Nadal, and Novak.:devil:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 01:21 AM
Ah Borg. Personally I'm getting tired of players today getting comparisons to players of the past. Can't these guys, (Roger especially) stand on their own two feet?

Okay this is getting too sad for me. I'll imagine that if Roger were to end up like Borg he'll be found in a closet with Andy Roddick, Rafael Nadal, and Novak.:devil:
Yay - WAY too downbeat here

Time to perve it up again :)

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 01:36 AM
In honor of Novak's big win, I'm going to post all my hot and slashy pictures of him.:devil:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 04:37 AM
So I had a fucking horrible date.

Men can be so pissy sometimes.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 05:20 AM
Clothes, Shoes, and Accessories :hearts::inlove:

Seriously, shopping was almost orgasmic today :lol:

----------

Rogass :drool:

sorry everyone, but

Rogass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nole

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 06:24 AM
So I had a fucking horrible date.

Men can be so pissy sometimes.

:hug: That sucks!

scoobs
08-13-2007, 10:41 AM
Here's some Djokoslash that Metis posted in GM that I'm AMAZED I haven't seen in here, given how homoerotic they are

http://i16.tinypic.com/643137p.jpg

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=126652&d=1186986084

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=126653&d=1186986084


I mean they don't mess around do they - they get right in close for these cuddles :devil:

Jade Fox
08-13-2007, 01:07 PM
Here's some Djokoslash that Metis posted in GM that I'm AMAZED I haven't seen in here, given how homoerotic they are

http://i16.tinypic.com/643137p.jpg

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=126652&d=1186986084

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=126653&d=1186986084


I mean they don't mess around do they - they get right in close for these cuddles :devil:



So THAT'S why Roger isn't so keen on Novak. He's trying to steal his boy toy.;) :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 04:16 PM
Softness :drool:

Aleka
08-13-2007, 04:17 PM
Well hello there people :kiss: How has everyone been? :bounce: :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 04:33 PM
Hiya Beautifuls! All recovered from the action @ Toronto this weekend? :kiss:

So has Ms. Kelli gone off and fallen in love or something?:aplot::devil:

This is apparently the question on the mind of many. ;)

The answer to it is a resounding NO. To settle the debate here and anywhere else, HE broke up with ME in 2003. When someone cans me like so much tuna, I do not revisit, no matter what Eternity necklace they buy me, or how many tomato plants they plant in my back yard. (He did that, btw, because he said the organic tomatoes I get from Whole Foods still aren't up to par.) :p


ALEKA! :wavey:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 04:50 PM
I'm great Aleka :hug:

I had an orgasmic shopping trip yesterday, and Pt. 2 is tomorrow :lol:


:awww: I chose shopping over NY/NH, but :lol: I'm such a shopoholic....which now in retrospect, may have been a bad decision :unsure:

:shrug: Oh well. Next year :lol:


How was it Kells?

scoobs
08-13-2007, 04:54 PM
Welcome back Kelli :)

No lusty pursuits at all over the weekend?

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 04:57 PM
REG! :wavey:

Does that mean you will not be going to the USO this year? What a bummer. :sad:

I still have ringing in my ears from Friday. Last night was much better. Hootie and the Blowfish STILL sells out after all these years. It was a pretty decent set up- my room kind of reminded me of the one @ the Drake here in Chicago.

Whirlpools can be fun. :aplot:

Weather was a wee bit sketchy- I am not a fan of the blistering heat/humidity combo.

People were VERY nice. I got to hang out w/ the big boss @ HOB. (He's from LA, and is EVERYBODY'S boss.) He was there in Mrytle Beach, checking up on everyone. Jim Jablonski, or "Jabbo" for short. Me, forever being the opportunist, never taking a minute to be off the clock........he has my card and contact info. ;)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:01 PM
Welcome back Kelli :)

No lusty pursuits at all over the weekend?

CHRIS! :wavey: :smooch:

You okay from yesterday's match? I thought of you when I heard about the result. I was not sure how you felt about it....I saw the replay. Seemed to be a rather listless performance from Feder-bear. No disrespect to Nole, of course- I really like that kid. :)

No lusty pursuits. Work, work, work, and more work.

It's all paying off though- my friend Katy is coming to see me on the 30th, from California. Has some news about World Team Tennis. :yeah:

I had to promise her that we'd hang out and actually do something fun.

Thank goodness I get two weeks- I get my lips done on Wednesday, so that's plenty of healing time. She called me a human jigsaw puzzle. You'd think that living in California, she'd understand the appeal of having a FLUFFER'S lips. :rolleyes: :lol:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 05:05 PM
I'm fine - I felt strangely ambivalent about the result - maybe it's no bad thing Federer loses the odd one here or there to Djokovic - as long as he wins the ones that matter most.

Makes tennis more interesting with three in the mix.

I think what I need to do is write a bestselling novel that makes me famous and filthy rich, then I can travel the world watching tennis and see all my friends.

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:11 PM
I think what I need to do is write a bestselling novel that makes me famous and filthy rich, then I can travel the world watching tennis and see all my friends.

I would like to pre-order a couple hundred of these, please. :inlove:

Wouldn't be a bad set up- have a trust fund, wear fabulous clothes, jet around. I hope it happens for you. I'll meet you along the way, then. ;)

I wasn't sure what to make about what happened during the final. I saw a bucket of UE's, but not a real sense of urgency about winning from him. I suppose a year is always measured by majors, and he already has two, a final, and is a fairly good bet for the USO this year.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 05:15 PM
I would like to pre-order a couple hundred of these, please. :inlove:

Wouldn't be a bad set up- have a trust fund, wear fabulous clothes, jet around. I hope it happens for you. I'll meet you along the way, then. ;)

I wasn't sure what to make about what happened during the final. I saw a bucket of UE's, but not a real sense of urgency about winning from him. I suppose a year is always measured by majors, and he already has two, a final, and is a fairly good bet for the USO this year.
I have an idea for a story. I don't know how good it would be or how interesting - not sexual, or if there is sex it's incidental. I'm going to try to write it anyway if I can.

On the match, I would have liked to see more urgency, more oomph from him and less UEs - it was the worst match he played all week I thought.

But Djokovic deserved the win in the end. There's been too many performances like this from Rogar this year, though. I realise he couldn't maintain a win loss record of only 4 or 5 defeats in a year but even so, there's being outplayed and there's losing matches you really should have won.

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:18 PM
If you write it, you have an audience. We salivate like dogs around here, hoping you will continue to add installments in short order.

Whatever the subject, it's a winner. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 05:29 PM
Seriously :worship: You are one of the most talented writers that I "know" :worship:

partygirl
08-13-2007, 05:36 PM
Fluffers are quite important




and so are the lips;)

scoobs
08-13-2007, 05:36 PM
I'm thinking about it. To do it justice it would have to be much longer than a short story.

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:37 PM
I totally agree. What Chris has been generous enough to let me read has been amazing- like watching one Borg match after another. :hearts:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:38 PM
Fluffers are quite important




and so are the lips;)

Oh yeah- there's my girly. :hug:

You know it. Outside of the eyes, I say the lips are runner up in terms of importance. My real ones are already full....this treatment makes them look (radio edit). :lick:

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 05:40 PM
Pervs :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:47 PM
:hatoff:

FYI: I am putting all my energy behind Jarkko today. Come on buddy, you have a chance to be my hero. That NEVER happens with any frequency. Do the right thing. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 05:50 PM
I totally agree. What Chris has been generous enough to let me read has been amazing- like watching one Borg match after another. :hearts:
or 1997 Hingis, just ART. Ridiculously AMAZING ART :drool::worship:

Oh yeah- there's my girly. :hug:

You know it. Outside of the eyes, I say the lips are runner up in terms of importance. My real ones are already full....this treatment makes them look (radio edit). :lick:

:eek::drool: Can't wait to see 'em when you get here.

Pervs :wavey:
Congrats :bounce::hatoff:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 05:52 PM
:hatoff:

FYI: I am putting all my energy behind Jarkko today. Come on buddy, you have a chance to be my hero. That NEVER happens with any frequency. Do the right thing. :)
He's getting a lot of positive thoughts from me also - and he's broken for 3-1. Good beginning.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 05:53 PM
He's always seemed like a really kind person :awww: which is :yeah: in my book

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 05:59 PM
Reg, I can't wait to see you. The way I figure it, I will be back home in October or November, the latest. :)

Jarkko, up a break. :yeah:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 06:03 PM
Reg, I can't wait to see you. The way I figure it, I will be back home in October or November, the latest. :)

Jarkko, up a break. :yeah:
Correction - Jarkko up 2 breaks :)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 06:07 PM
He just won the first set. This day gets better and better! :smoke:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 06:08 PM
Now for Charlie vs Molto Bueno Fatto Davo on Center.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:11 PM
:unsure::awww: I dunno who I wanna cheer for :awww::sad:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 06:13 PM
:haha: Dave is like the Rodney Dangerfield of the tour. (RIP)

I don't want to a call a winner for that one. I like them both too much.

Oooooo, what do I see? Jarkko up a break in the second! :bounce:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:20 PM
Rodney :awww: He was such a great guy :sad::awww::tears:

(my family from the south was close to his :awww: He was a really nice, funny person)

scoobs
08-13-2007, 06:21 PM
Correction - 2 breaks up in the second :)

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:22 PM
:bounce: Jarkko! :woohoo:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:23 PM
edit: up 4-0 :yeah:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 06:24 PM
I've crossed over to watch this match - I have to see this humiliation completed. Don't let me down now Jarkko :)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 06:24 PM
Awesome- that result will nearly make up for the glaring inequities in the world. ;)

scoobs
08-13-2007, 06:25 PM
3 breaks of serve in the 2nd set.

Fasten your seatbelts - it's Spadea Bagel Time :)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 06:26 PM
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LET HIM EAT A BAGEL. I PROMISE TO BE GOOD FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. NO CURSE WORDS AND NO INNUENDO, I PROMISE! :angel:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:28 PM
I second that! :angel:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 06:29 PM
6-2 6-0

That's made my day.

*raises a glass*

This one's fo ma brothas in tha hood, Vinnay. Word. Now - shake it like a polaroid picture :)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 06:29 PM
:aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty:

EDIT: Suck it Bagel Bitch, SUCK IT! :woohoo:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:34 PM
FUCK YEAH! GO JARKS!
:aparty::aparty::aparty::aparty::aparty::aparty::a party::aparty::aparty::aparty::aparty::aparty::apa rty::aparty::aparty::aparty:













http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m305/dlandy22/face2.jpg

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 06:38 PM
Congrats :bounce::hatoff:

For what, exactly? :scratch:

*raises a glass*

This one's fo ma brothas in tha hood, Vinnay. Word. Now - shake it like a polaroid picture :)

:help: :lol:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:39 PM
For what, exactly? :scratch:

Mr. MTF :yeah:

6-2 6-0

That's made my day.

*raises a glass*

This one's fo ma brothas in tha hood, Vinnay. Word. Now - shake it like a polaroid picture :)


:spit::haha::rolls:

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 06:41 PM
Mr. MTF :yeah:

oh yeah, thanks :yeah:

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 06:53 PM
The Product of Monday Morning Boredom :lol: :


My Punk Band Name would be: The Grumpy Spaceship :hearts: ( :lol: I actually think that's a cute name :lol: )

http://www.blogthings.com/punkbandnamegenerator/

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:03 PM
HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss::hug::kiss:

I'm in a really good mood. Really really good mood.

I feel like a teenie on crack.

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:06 PM
Good for you, Sof

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:14 PM
:)

What brings you back around Jonathan. I know it was slow but you were very MIA till Miss Kelli came back. :confused: :scratch:

More drama or just busy?

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:15 PM
Drama and busy. Seriously, these spanish women :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:19 PM
SOFYA VIENNA! :kiss:

More drama, Jonathan? That's no bueno. :ras:

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:21 PM
SOFYA VIENNA! :kiss:

More drama, Jonathan? That's no bueno. :ras:

:rolleyes:

Remember the Argie girl i told you about?

Turns out shes a good friend of Rafela's :crazy:

So then they found out about the whole situation, they got pissed at me, got pissed at each other, calling names. They said the other had AIDS, then the other shot back saying she had herpes :rolleyes:

I suggested a 3some :shrug:

But now they're both pissed off at me and each other :rolls:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:28 PM
Kids and their romantic entanglements. I can't relate no mo'. I just get presents from boys who argue back and forth with each other.

Oh well- such is life for the DeGrassi High set, apparently. :lol: :p

scoobs
08-13-2007, 08:29 PM
:music::music::music::music::music:

Lets get it crunk, we gon have fun
Up on in this, dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin
So you gots to dance for me
Dont need no hateration, holleratin
In this dance for me
Lets get it percolatin, while youre waiting
So just dance for me

Its only gonna be about a matter of time
Before you get loose and start to loose your mind
Cop you a drink, go head and rock your ice
Cause we celebrating no more drama in our life
With a great track pumpin, everybodys jumpin
Go ahead and put your back and get your body bumpin
I told you leave your situations at the door
So grab somebody and get your ass on the dance floor

:singer::singer::singer::singer::singer:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 08:30 PM
Kids and their romantic entanglements. I can't relate no mo'. I just get presents from boys who argue back and forth with each other.

They write me songs and buy me things- but they don't insult each other and accuse the other of having diseases. That is in alarmingly poor taste.

Oh well- such is life for the DeGrassi High set, apparently. :lol: :p
It's like Dawson's Creek but with STIs and not as much J-Crew clothing.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:30 PM
KELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss:

Chris :hug: :lol:


And Mr Sexy pants just won. :hearts: :bounce: :rocker2:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:31 PM
I just love Mary. She is sooooooo good. :inlove:

Chris, are you writing today or not until later in the week? I was not sure if this was a project you planned to start immediately or not. Not that I am greedy, and waiting to read what you wrote or anything....;)

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:31 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :ras: :ras: :ras:

Good for you to have boys all over you.

These 2 seriously need to grow up. I mean, they're both gorgeous, and look like 25 year old models, but all the other shit is just :o

How about some maturity, where did that go? :rolleyes:

In other news, my taped up leg's tape is being taken off in 5 days :bounce:

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:32 PM
It's like Dawson's Creek but with STIs and not as much J-Crew clothing.

Dawson's creek doesnt have latinos

KELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss:

Chris :hug: :lol:


And Mr Sexy pants just won. :hearts: :bounce: :rocker2:

Phat Dave :awww:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 08:33 PM
I just love Mary. She is sooooooo good. :inlove:

Chris, are you writing today or not until later in the week? I was not sure if this was a project you planned to start immediately or not. Not that I am greedy, and waiting to read what you wrote or anything....;)
I got started and my opening scene is underway but I won't be sharing for a while, unfortunately. I may have to break and slash up a bit to keep you happy :)

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 08:35 PM
Moya! :) :hearts:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:37 PM
It's like Dawson's Creek but with STIs and not as much J-Crew clothing.

Rep, rep, rep, rep....:hatoff:

Dawson's Crack was a great movie, btw. :devil:

KELLI!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss:

I love having my name screamed, even online. Makes me feel like a lady again. :lol:

And Mr Sexy pants just won. :hearts: :bounce: :rocker2:

Is this Verdasco? I can't keep track of all the sexy that is on the tour.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :ras: :ras: :ras:

Good for you to have boys all over you.

Yep, got them coming out of my hair. Once you no longer care about what they are doing, thinking, feeling, or who they are bouncing on top of...you cannot get rid of them. I am a rabbit on the run, 24/7, baby, A RABBIT! :lick:

These 2 seriously need to grow up. I mean, they're both gorgeous, and look like 25 year old models, but all the other shit is just :o

Two girls that look like 25 year old models are fighting over you? Neato man, that's pretty awesome. :)

In other news, my taped up leg's tape is being taken off in 5 days :bounce:

Very nice. Good for you. :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:39 PM
Moya, though that Mr Sexy Pants won to Kelli :lol:

I have to support the good time notches. ;)

scoobs
08-13-2007, 08:39 PM
Marat the vagabond is on court.

Someone throw him a quarter or two so he can buy some extra-strength cider would you?

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:41 PM
Yep, got them coming out of my hair. Once you no longer care about what they are doing, thinking, feeling, or who they are bouncing on top of...you cannot get rid of them. I am a rabbit on the run, 24/7, baby, A RABBIT! :lick:

I hadnt talked to Miss "R" in about 3 weeks, but after this incident, she wont leave me alone :rolleyes: Funny how that works

Two girls that look like 25 year old models are fighting over you? Neato man, that's pretty awesome. :)

:lol: Never thought of it that way, but there is a bit more to it than that. :lol:

Very nice. Good for you. :yeah:

:kiss:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:41 PM
Marat the vagabond is on court.

Someone throw him a quarter or two so he can buy some extra-strength cider would you?

Shh I'm ignoring this match. It will kill my buzz.

And he doesn't look homeless. :sobbing: :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:41 PM
I got started and my opening scene is underway but I won't be sharing for a while, unfortunately. I may have to break and slash up a bit to keep you happy :)

You have to excuse me. I am compulsive and intense about everything I like. It's either a fire or a non fire. You and your writing are a FIRE, completely.

If I were across the pond, I'd be waiting in front of your flat with a figurative knife and fork until you finished...bearing gifts of course, so your sweetheart wouldn't call the police. :haha:

Moya! :) :hearts:

AMBER! :wavey: Hope all is well in your world.

I saw your pictures...gorge, just gorge- you AND the scenery. :inlove:

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:41 PM
Terrible that Dave lost, but expected. Also nice to see the king of assholes Ljubishit losing

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:48 PM
Amer beating him early is almost as good as Mardy beating him first round.

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:49 PM
Anytime he loses is a great day for tennis

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:53 PM
Excuse the love fest here...;)

For the sweet lil' soul that just repped me, but wishes to remain incognito, I thank you. :hatoff:

Remember- just be you and always stand your ground. When those around you attempt to fill your ears with so much negativity, pretend you are deaf. :)

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 08:54 PM
Had to pick up my racquet from the stringer. Back :wavey:



Lets get it crunk, we gon have fun
Up on in this, dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin
So you gots to dance for me
Dont need no hateration, holleratin
In this dance for me
Lets get it percolatin, while youre waiting
So just dance for me

Its only gonna be about a matter of time
Before you get loose and start to loose your mind
Cop you a drink, go head and rock your ice
Cause we celebrating no more drama in our life
With a great track pumpin, everybodys jumpin
Go ahead and put your back and get your body bumpin
I told you leave your situations at the door
So grab somebody and get your ass on the dance floor
Mary :worship::hearts::inlove:

Oh well- such is life for the DeGrassi High set, apparently.
:spit::haha: you and your flashbacks :lol: you're KILLIN' me

Chris, are you writing today or not until later in the week? I was not sure if this was a project you planned to start immediately or not. Not that I am greedy, and waiting to read what you wrote or anything....

Seconded :yeah::lol:

It's like Dawson's Creek I loved that show. I was in love with Joey. :inlove: That's like my idea girl.

:unsure: how ironic is it that she married the guy my MOM had a crush on in college :unsure:

HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in a really good mood. Really really good mood.

I feel like a teenie on crack.

:hug: YAY! I'm glad :yeah:


I love having my name screamed, even online. Makes me feel like a lady again.


KELLI!!!!!!!:inlove:


Marat the vagabond is on court.

Someone throw him a quarter or two so he can buy some extra-strength cider would you?

:awww: Don't say that about him :awww:

Also nice to see the king of assholes Ljubishit losing

:woohoo:

*Pours a 40 on the block for Ljubishit and the homiez* :sad:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 08:56 PM
Marat always the buzz kill. Though there are upsides for him losing in the first round....

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 08:58 PM
*Pours a 40 on the block for Ljubishit and the homiez* :sad:

:spit: :haha: :worship:

Ljubo doesnt deserve a 40. Maybe a little drop. But you dont want to waste all your liquor on him. Save some for Nalby and possible Marat

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 08:58 PM
:shrug: I guess :awww:, but I was gonna pour out some nice shit for Phat Dave. I would NEVER drink malt liquor from the corner store :lol:

Marat's NOT GONNA LOSE OK! SO DON'T FUCKING JINX HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH! :o

:p ( :awww::unsure: In denial :sad: )

------------------
and :p Kells, don't sound so shocked :lol:

equal opportunity :yeah:

this IS America afterall right? :aplot::devil::lol:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 08:59 PM
REG...I am counting the days until I hug you in person. You better be ready. :hug:

You will have to bail me out of jail, we will have so much fun. You, me, my friend Katy, and Tursunov. The New Fab Four. Just wait. ;)

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 09:02 PM
AMBER! :wavey: Hope all is well in your world.

I saw your pictures...gorge, just gorge- you AND the scenery. :inlove:

:hug: Thanks :)

Amer :woohoo: Marat :rolleyes:

Can someone please explain to me why bridesmaid dresses are so insanely expensive?

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 09:02 PM
REG...I am counting the days until I hug you in person. You better be ready. :hug:

You will have to bail me out of jail, we will have so much fun. You, me, my friend Katy, and Tursunov. The New Fab Four. Just wait. ;)


:aplot::lol:

*jots down notes, ideas, and excuses to get Kells, Dima, and Katy, out of jail*

:hug: Thanks :)

Amer :woohoo: Marat :tard:

Can someone please explain to me why bridesmaid dresses are so insanely expensive?

Amber :hug: hey :wavey:

I saw the pics too :hearts: Really nice!

and :shrug: I dunno. You'd think they'd be cheap, but I dunno. :shrug:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 09:05 PM
Brides made dresses are like prom dresses with a kicked up price it's so crazy.

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 09:09 PM
I mean it is taffeta for the love of pete.

At least I actually like the dress...well skirt and top. I was nervous at first, copper and espresso are the colors. But actually....I think it looks really nice.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 09:09 PM
Thank GOD men can just wear regular suits to weddings :lol:

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 09:12 PM
Thank GOD men can just wear regular suits to weddings :lol:

Yeeees :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 09:13 PM
What did I miss here? Who is getting married? :scratch:

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 09:13 PM
Yeeees :yeah:

So true.

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 09:15 PM
What did I miss here? Who is getting married? :scratch:

I'm in a wedding over Thanksgiving and was complaining a bit on the cost of the dress. I figured it would be $200 and I was right.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 09:16 PM
Really? :devil: He already has the wild hair, the unkempt look, the unfortunately inaccurate tattoo, the random screaming at himself, the jaded and somewhat underfed expression, and crazy/pseudo-philosophical musings on life. Plus he probably looks scary when hunched over and pushing a shopping cart. Really, he's just a few missed showers and a cardboard box away from being homeless. :bolt:

:sobbing: Stop it :awww:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 09:17 PM
Wow, this shows how much I don't know about weddings. I thought the outfits were always paid for by someone else, like the bride's family. :o :p

I hope they are at least pretty, so you feel good about your purchase. :)

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 09:22 PM
I mean it is taffeta for the love of pete.

At least I actually like the dress...well skirt and top. I was nervous at first, copper and espresso are the colors. But actually....I think it looks really nice.

That's good. I've been in weddings with the most ugly dresses. I've looked like many different flavors of gumballs.

Really? :devil: He already has the wild hair, the unkempt look, the unfortunately inaccurate tattoo, the random screaming at himself, the jaded and somewhat underfed expression, and crazy/pseudo-philosophical musings on life. Plus he probably looks scary when hunched over and pushing a shopping cart. Really, he's just a few missed showers and a cardboard box away from being homeless. :bolt:

Still, I'd give him a place to stay. :drool:

Okay wow. You win. I like this. I don't know why I like this but I do.


And it's thundering :aplot:

acoffeygirl
08-13-2007, 09:26 PM
Wow, this shows how much I don't know about weddings. I thought the outfits were always paid for by someone else, like the bride's family. :o :p

I hope they are at least pretty, so you feel good about your purchase. :)

Well, every wedding I've been in, I've had to pay for my dress. I suppose if the family is really well off, they'd pay for it, but that hasn't been my case.

I think the skirt/top ensemble works. I tried it on and it looks better on....IMO. I won't be tying the sash in a bow...I don't do bows, :lol: It will be a square knot, or wrapped and tied kinda like a kimono.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Random%20Pics/th_mam1.jpg (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/acoffeygirl/Random%20Pics/mam1.jpg)

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 09:29 PM
That's actually a good dress. Looks like it can be flattering for all figures. Always nice of the bride to do that.

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 09:33 PM
That's really pretty. I like it. You will not look like a Vegas wedding cake decoration. ;)

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 09:33 PM
:spit::haha:

but the dress is pretty :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 10:03 PM
If that doesn't sound like a porno I don't know what does. :lol:

Metis
08-13-2007, 10:07 PM
Hey pervs! :smooch: Seems that everyone is in the house today!! :dance: Even J'torian has posted more than his usual one message per week :eek: :p.


EDIT: You all can have Safin. I'll take Kiefer :drool: :aplot:.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 10:18 PM
Homeless Russian + ex-Ivy League bedsheets porno! :rocker2: Oh, and the box, too. :p

:haha::aplot::lol:

edit: Cardinal sheets?

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 10:29 PM
Sex on the box.

mrserenawilliams
08-13-2007, 10:30 PM
:hearts: I was gonna go there, but I couldn't deal w/ the "middle of nowhere" feel I got from them :unsure:

HUGE mistake :o

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 10:33 PM
EDIT: You all can have Safin. I'll take Kiefer :drool: :aplot:.

:tape: :help:

Metis! :smooch:

I saw it was a tough weekend for you. Hope all is well at the start of this one. ;)

Metis
08-13-2007, 10:37 PM
:spit: It's all due to school - it keeps me close to the computer instead of gallivanting off somewhere for days. :lol:

Kiefer isn't bad, but I have a feeling he smells like 25 different kinds of bratwurst when he's sweaty. :bolt:


:lol: It can't be that bad! Maybe someone who has been ...close to him can tell us. Anyway, thank god TV (or in my case livestream) doesn't transmit all the smells when the camera focuses on the players. Sound and images are enough thank you very much :D.

School so soon? :hug: At least it brings you back to MTF :banana:.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 10:41 PM
Ljubicic d. Delic 1-6 7-6(3) 6-3

This displeases me.

Metis
08-13-2007, 10:43 PM
:tape: :help:

Metis! :smooch:

I saw it was a tough weekend for you. Hope all is well at the start of this one. ;)


Kelli!!! :kiss: :hug:

It was painful :sad: but I'm over the shock now and trying to finish packing/moving today without putting too much pressure on my back :tape:.

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 10:45 PM
Oh Metis, I heard about the bike accident. I hope you are feeling a bit better today? :awww:

Do you have some help with moving, I hope? :hug:

Pity about Delic- thought he had it.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 10:45 PM
:awww: Marat can go comfort Amer in the losers' communal bed.
It's no wonder nobody seems to want to win anymore - even Roger's gettin in on it :devil:

partygirl
08-13-2007, 10:50 PM
Ljubicic sucks.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 10:50 PM
:haha: I hope you like flat boxes. :bolt:


:lol: well I did have the whole movie go through my head. Taking him in making him a nice bed on those old sheets. Box on the floor to make him feel at home. Spying on him as he changes. Awkward moments turned to hot sex.

You know how it is.

Ljubicic d. Delic 1-6 7-6(3) 6-3

This displeases me.

Me too. Completely ridiculous.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 10:51 PM
Forgot about your back, Metis. :eek: Hope you're doing better. :hug:



The man has needs. :devil:
Until this year he was restrained, but he's become like a starving man at a running buffet.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 10:54 PM
Oh dear. The bf just caught me karaokeing along to Dame Shirley Bassey, fake microphone in hand and in the middle of a high note.

Now he thinks I'm even more barmy :)

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 10:58 PM
I just had to look up barmy. :sobbing:

Metis
08-13-2007, 10:59 PM
Oh Metis, I heard about the bike accident. I hope you are feeling a bit better today? :awww:

Do you have some help with moving, I hope? :hug:

Pity about Delic- thought he had it.

Thanks Kelli, I feel better but my whole body is sore. Unfortunately I have no help moving :help:. Everyone is either on vacation or moving themselves or very busy :lol:. It's not that bad though, I'm just moving to a temporary place in the same building and have no heavy furniture (just numerous boxes and suitcases :tape: ) . A nice big cart is my helper :). I just wish I could throw away everything I own (well except for the books and CDs ;)) and start all over again buying just the stuff I need. I am sick of all the junk I have accumulated :mad: .


Forgot about your back, Metis. :eek: Hope you're doing better. :hug:

:hug:


It's no wonder nobody seems to want to win anymore - even Roger's gettin in on it :devil:

He should start losing in earlier rounds. :devil: Losing in the final leaves him with zero partners in the communal bed (at least the doubles guys have each other) and that's probably what he realized during the ceremony.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:01 PM
He should start losing in earlier rounds. :devil: Losing in the final leaves him with zero partners in the communal bed (at least the doubles guys have each other) and that's probably what he realized during the ceremony.

Awkward when it's the twins left as losers.....

Metis
08-13-2007, 11:06 PM
Awkward when it's the twins left as losers.....

:haha: :tape:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:07 PM
Awkward when it's the twins left as losers.....
I saw some full-on twin porn once. It was a little weird.

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:09 PM
Sexualizing twins is a little scary to me. I don't know why, but there is a distinct creep factor about it. :eek:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:11 PM
Incest yeah.

I've written them for someone who I love on the tennisslash community to make her happy. No sex though, just implied.

It's so just weird. Twins aren't for sex, though I guess I can see the appeal. :shrug:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:12 PM
Incest yeah.

I've written them for someone who I love on the tennisslash community to make her happy. No sex though, just implied.

It's so just weird. Twins aren't for sex, though I guess I can see the appeal. :shrug:
It was something that I found the idea of hot, in theory. When I saw it though I was a bit like...no this actually doesn't work.

Johnny Groove
08-13-2007, 11:13 PM
Its like fucking yourself :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:16 PM
Incest yeah.

I've written them for someone who I love on the tennisslash community to make her happy. No sex though, just implied.

It's so just weird. Twins aren't for sex, though I guess I can see the appeal. :shrug:

It's worse if they are not your type. I'm not mentioning specific people, but you have one that isn't sexy...to have DOUBLE the effect? :eek: :ignore:

It was something that I found the idea of hot, in theory. When I saw it though I was a bit like...no this actually doesn't work.

You bet- in theory, as in we haven't crossed the line is one thing. To make it real is no bueno. Maybe just my preference about it, but I don't get a stiffy because of twins.

I'm not a guy though. I hear all about the hot factor from the straight boy set about this type of thing.

Its like fucking yourself :shrug:

Oh hang on...if THAT is the case, I have no objection. I'd fuck me if I could. :)

EDIT: TWINCEST?! :haha: :yeah:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:17 PM
It was something that I found the idea of hot, in theory. When I saw it though I was a bit like...no this actually doesn't work.
Yeah it was weird to write. I could do the feelings of love, not the actions of romantic love.

Twincest is only hot if there's someone between the twins to fill the sandwich. :shrug:

Done that. Twin Sandwiches are fun :lick:

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:22 PM
Yes Kelli, twincest! :D Twincest is best! (Ewww...)



:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: This is me green with envy.


:lol: :haha: That's the name of the Bryan twins picture thread


No actual technical sex. Lots of everything else though. :drool: It was still slightly weird though, which is why sex, sex didn't happen.

Metis
08-13-2007, 11:25 PM
Twincest :bolt:

I vaguely remember seeing a movie about siamese twins long time ago :tape: (or was it porn? :scratch:)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:28 PM
J- :haha:

Leave it to you to come up with something so beautifully twisted. It will never get old. ;)

Oh god, Sof- you HAD to go there. I am sure they are lovely people. The Bryans though, in sexual terms....::ignore: :sobbing: :p

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:30 PM
Oh for Fuck's sake.

I live on the 12th floor and have a small west-facing balcony. I need some sort of solution to provide shade so I can use it in the afternoon and evenings as the sun sets, as I don't want to sit out there blinded and later riddled with malignant melanoma.

Can I find some sort of reasonably inexpensive shade solution that doesn't require some form of permanent installation? Can I buffalo!

You'd think someone would be catering for this need but if they are, google is not my friend.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:34 PM
Oh god, Sof- you HAD to go there. I am sure they are lovely people. The Bryans though, in sexual terms....::ignore: :sobbing: :p

That what I'm here for.:hatoff:

I go thereso others don't have to.

Metis
08-13-2007, 11:35 PM
Oh for Fuck's sake.

I live on the 12th floor and have a small west-facing balcony. I need some sort of solution to provide shade so I can use it in the afternoon and evenings as the sun sets, as I don't want to sit out there blinded and later riddled with malignant melanoma.

Can I find some sort of reasonably inexpensive shade solution that doesn't require some form of permanent installation? Can I buffalo!

You'd think someone would be catering for this need but if they are, google is not my friend.


How about a beach umbrella?

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50275696/Beach_Umbrella.jpg

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:35 PM
They look great, :hearts: but I can't stand the Brewer twins actually. They've badmouthed gays before, even though the marketing hook to a lot of their photography is geared toward capturing gay male attention. :rolleyes:

I had no idea. I was under the impression they were gay, or gay friendly. Eradicating....:)

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:38 PM
That what I'm here for.:hatoff:

I go there so others don't have to.

If you find someone who HAS gone there for real, I'd love to meet her/him. Just for the carny-sideshow shock value alone, it would be worth it. :eek: ;)

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:39 PM
mmmm thanks - i have some ideas now....

partygirl
08-13-2007, 11:40 PM
If we are going to diverge into photos momentarily can i just say:
"Hello Lacoste speedo!":wavey:
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7051/lacostespeedocz0.jpg














**OMG "Weeds" starts tonight!!!!!:dance::aparty::dance::D**

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:40 PM
They're probably closeted, like half the homophobes out there. :ras:

Anything remotely homophobic dies a quick death with me. They are like so much chewed gum in the treads of my shoes. :)

It never ceases to amaze me that we go through this, STILL, in 2007. Homophobia...it's pathetic and cliche.

I realize that there is nothing I can do about it- it's just so tiresome.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:41 PM
They're probably closeted, like half the homophobes out there. :ras:
I remember they did a very homoerotic photoshoot right at the start which, predictably, got everyone's attention as it was intended to do. But when everyone assumed they were gay, started hitting on them and asked them if they wanted to do gay porn together, they then claimed they'd been pressured into that photoshoot and they weren't happy about what they were asked to do and felt violated etc.

I don't know what the truth of the matter is but my suspicion is they knew exactly what they were doing. That's when I lost interest.

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:42 PM
Remember though, even with a really good sunshade/canopy you should wear sunscreen if you're going to be sitting out in the sun at all. I'm a bit like Fee in the sunscreen department. :lol:
indeedy :)

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:42 PM
If you find someone who HAS gone there for real, I'd love to meet her/him. Just for the carny-sideshow shock value alone, it would be worth it. :eek: ;)

With the twins? Or just twins?

I could do both :tape:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:42 PM
I'm in serious camp disco cheese mode.

Next up - Patsy Gallant - From New York to LA

Kitty de Sade
08-13-2007, 11:53 PM
Gorge, just gorge. :)

Thank you for gracing us with your presence again. We'll leave the VIP light on for you. :kiss:

scoobs
08-13-2007, 11:58 PM
Gorge, just gorge. :)

Thank you for gracing us with your presence again. We'll leave the VIP light on for you. :kiss:
over at the Frankenstein place.

Sofyaxo
08-13-2007, 11:59 PM
Kelli you know my taste....

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:00 AM
over at the Frankenstein place.

:sobbing: :haha: We are mean little kids, I swear.

Kelli you know my taste....

True enough. :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:04 AM
too many gems while I was gone :awww:

I'd be multi-quoting for YEARS


Communal Bed :spit::haha::aplot:

TWINCEST!?!?!? :eek::spit::rolls::worship:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:05 AM
Randomness................

Dick Krajicek is listed as a favorite player of all time option. He's the one who said that the WTA tour players were all "fat cows." I remember that Martina wanted to beat his ass.

I'd have paid lots of $$$$ to see that street fight. :devil:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:06 AM
Which Martina? :devil:

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 12:06 AM
Maybe with Serena......

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:06 AM
:sobbing: :haha: We are mean little kids, I swear.



True enough. :devil:
Ahh Rocky Horror.

The first and last time I wore 4 inch spike heels.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:08 AM
Which Martina? :devil:

THEE Martina. The OG Martina. :inlove:

Ahh Rocky Horror.

The first and last time I wore 4 inch spike heels.

Wow, that is really impressive. Bet you looked like a megawatt star. :hatoff:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:10 AM
THEE Martina. The OG Martina. :inlove:



Wow, that is really impressive. Bet you looked like a megawatt star. :hatoff:
I looked scary in those, fishnets, a pvc skirt with slits right up it and a black and red ruffled basque.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:11 AM
My kingdom for a visual aid. A PVC skirt with slits....I am dying... :hearts:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:13 AM
THEE Martina. The OG Martina. :inlove:

:inlove::worship:

OG! :armed:

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:14 AM
My kingdom for a visual aid. A PVC skirt with slits....I am dying... :hearts:

you're not the only one :eek:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:14 AM
My kingdom for a visual aid. A PVC skirt with slits....I am dying... :hearts:
Oh go on then...
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1188/1109335714_51b8be45db.jpg

I should have entered this into Mister MTF...

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:16 AM
She was looking for Krajicek, I remember that well. Martina had a size 9 waiting to put up his ass. Awesome memories. :lol:

:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:18 AM
Oh go on then...
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1188/1109335714_51b8be45db.jpg

I should have entered this into Mister MTF...

OH MY GOODNESS. 2007 CAN END RIGHT NOW, THEN.

That is the absolute best. :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:19 AM
OH MY GOODNESS. 2007 CAN END RIGHT NOW, THEN.

That is the absolute best. :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
If you're going to do Rocky Horror you have to do it properly. :hatoff:

Those boots hurt like a bitch.

I don't know how women do it every day without losing all feeling south of the ankles.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:19 AM
seconded :worship:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:21 AM
If you're going to do Rocky Horror you have to do it properly. :hatoff:

So beyond done. Wow! :inlove:

Did you attend a party or was this for the RH show in the theater?

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:22 AM
So beyond done. Wow! :inlove:

Did you attend a party or was this for the RH show in the theater?
That was the theater and then we went to an party afterwards.

mrserenawilliams
08-14-2007, 12:22 AM
:unsure: I haven't seen it in a theatre.......




































or the whole thing :unsure: is that bad? Am I not a perv anymore? :tears:

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:24 AM
I haven't seen the live show, either Reg- no worries. :hug:

I had a couple of friends who were involved in it all the time. They always had a blast. It LOOKS like a blast in the theater. I have to catch it sometime. :)

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:24 AM
:unsure: I haven't seen it in a theatre.......

or the whole thing :unsure: is that bad? Am I not a perv anymore? :tears:

Aww honey you're still a perve.

No-one can ever take that away from you.

Don't dream it, be it.

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 12:25 AM
If you're going to do Rocky Horror you have to do it properly. :hatoff:

Those boots hurt like a bitch.

I don't know how women do it every day without losing all feeling south of the ankles.

Wear them daily and you will know dear.

Kitty de Sade
08-14-2007, 12:27 AM
Heels are a little girl's best friends. All of my shoes are big. Me without heels is pretty funny. :p

Beauty= pain.

scoobs
08-14-2007, 12:29 AM
Does that mean pain = beauty?

Sofyaxo
08-14-2007, 12:30 AM
Heels are a little girl's best friends. All of my shoes are big. Me without heels is pretty funny. :p

Beauty= pain.

Amen:worship: :worship: