Becky's, Matt's, Mike's and Claudia's Sex-Capades III

:haha: I am, I am!!!

Actually something is very wrong with my server today. :rolleyes:

did you try kicking it? :p


Something at work is blocking mine all of a sudden :sobbing: it sucks since I will be there so much lately :(

ONLY 15244123454 times, still nothing. :( Oh I know about that, really sucks. No one to replace the girl yet?

Hey Becks, you like the Dixie Chicks? I heard them on the radio today, and hmmm, I'm not sure what I think of that song yet. :lol:

My sister has a song on here called "Hoe, SIT DOWN!"

:haha: :haha:

ONLY 15244123454 times, still nothing. :( Oh I know about that, really sucks. No one to replace the girl yet?

Hey Becks, you like the Dixie Chicks? I heard them on the radio today, and hmmm, I'm not sure what I think of that song yet. :lol:

Not yet, but I do have applications and people coming to interview tomorrow, so might be ok :)

Hmm...well I used to when they first came out. Now I dont listed to them....you like country music??? :eek: :lol:

My sister has a song on here called "Hoe, SIT DOWN!"

:haha: :haha:
:haha: Your sister is so Rap, mothafucking yo.

:haha: Your sister is so Rap, mothafucking yo.

fo shizzle :lol: next one it called "You Aint My Bitch" :haha:

Not yet, but I do have applications and people coming to interview tomorrow, so might be ok :)

Hmm...well I used to when they first came out. Now I dont listed to them....you like country music??? :eek: :lol:
Aw, well good luck with it. You better find someone soon.

I can't say I like it cause I only heard one song, and was kinda weird, I don't even know the name. :lol: Country music is not famous at all here, so I don't even know if I like it either. :lol:

Aw, well good luck with it. You better find someone soon.

I can't say I like it cause I only heard one song, and was kinda weird, I don't even know the name. :lol: Country music is not famous at all here, so I don't even know if I like it either. :lol:

I will :p


went to one of their concerts when I first moved to Austin, dont remember much of it though :lol: One (or all) of them live here in Austin...near A-Rod :rolls:

ahh...another song "Bitch, Hit Da Dirt" :haha: :haha:

I will :p


went to one of their concerts when I first moved to Austin, dont remember much of it though :lol: One (or all) of them live here in Austin...near A-Rod :rolls:

:lol: You need to take pictures of his house, I would love too see that.

HEY!! I think I am finally logging in!!! :dance:

:rolls: You could've waited like 3 mins, cause my MSN is now working.

:haha: You're sister has a weird taste in music!!

:lol: You need to take pictures of his house, I would love too see that.

HEY!! I think I am finally logging in!!! :dance:

I will have to locate it someday :lol: I know the area but I have never been there :angel:

:woohoo:

:rolls: You could've waited like 3 mins, cause my MSN is now working.

:haha: You're sister has a weird taste in music!!

i deleted it wrote away :haha:

She really does...kinda scary...almost all the names have Bitch :lol:

I will have to locate it someday :lol: I know the area but I have never been there :angel:

:woohoo:

:banana:


You did well in deleting it. ;)

Yall'z aint too talkative today.

Y'allz again Cheeks?? :rolleyes: :p

Snoop dogg has possessed chicky! :scared: how much crunk juice did you drink tonight? :(
:p

:haha: cheek needs a dictionary :p

:haha: I will buy her one!! First thing in the morning, I swear.
But the y'allz HAS to go. :unsure:

I guess she blocked us all this time :haha:

:haha:


Cheeeeeeeeeeeeks!! Unblock me you little biatch!! :devil:

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk k :haha:

skinny, boobless biatch UNBLOCK ME! :devil: :haha:

I didnt block u bitches! Im just not on at the mo... Id go on msn now, but I have like 15 min till im headed to bed so watd be the point. We can talk on here tho if yallz want.

(the yallz was for u claudz)

And yes Jo I did get my crunk juice :D

skinny, boobless biatch UNBLOCK ME! :devil: :haha:

:rolls: I got boobs! They may not be as big as urs biatch. but they are there. :unsure:

you're lucky you didnt block me :mad: :rolls: I was going to sic Claudia on you :p

you're lucky you didnt block me :mad: :rolls: I was going to sic Claudia on you :p

Plz dont...Claudia is quite tough when shes got her whips and chains. :sad:

:rolls: I got boobs! They may not be as big as urs biatch. but they are there. :unsure:

you were flat as a board on that nude pic you sent me :tape: :haha:

The damn y'allz is for me?? WTF......:bolt:

Plz dont...Claudia is quite tough when shes got her whips and chains. :sad:

those are only for Mike :rolls:

you were flat as a board on that nude pic you sent me :tape: :haha:

:haha: :mad:

The damn y'allz is for me?? WTF......:bolt:

Thats how much I love you Claudz. :hug: I wouldnt use them for anyone less than ur lovely self.

Wheres Jo? She insults and runs. :(

Plz dont...Claudia is quite tough when shes got her whips and chains. :sad:
:devil:


:rolls:

Thats how much I love you Claudz. :hug: I wouldnt use them for anyone less than ur lovely self.

Wheres Jo? She insults and runs. :(
:unsure: Erm, thanks Cheeks. I lurve youz very much as well.

I guess. :scratch: :p

:unsure: Erm, thanks Cheeks. I lurve youz very much as well.

I guess. :scratch: :p

:lol: are the "z's" a the end of words catchin on? :)

Yallz im off now. We didnt get to chat much tonite, but hopefully tomz.

Say bye to that biatch Jo, whenever she returns...:ras:

:hug:

:lol: are the "z's" a the end of words catchin on? :)
You should know it, since you're the one who knows that freaky language. :nerner:

I'm here :ras:

I'm here :ras:


:awww: why? :p

Morning sluts! :wavey: boss is going out of town in a few hours for 2 days! :banana: I am in charge :devil:

:fiery:

:shrug:

:scratch:

:eek:

:wazzup:

:zzz:

Night! :kiss:

:wavey:

:lol: Guess who is online :p

I am at Uni and off for like another 2 and a half hours bleh.

HIIIIIIIIIIII!

GUys Im scared to death of flying now. Did you see the news?

Yeah :scared: It's awful. Well, at least it comforting that they're catching these things and doing something about it.

Yeah it is a good thing. Hopefully nothing happens in my two hour flight to Florida today. Im gonna be fine but Im gonna be scared the whole day.

Try not to worry about it :hug: It's actually probably more safe now to fly, when everyone involved is so cautious. And plus, you're going to have so much fun! I want to go to Florida *pouts*

Matttttt, you'll be fine! :hug: Have fun in Florida.

Ewwww, was Michael here or am I seeing things now. :unsure:

Matt you will be fine :kiss: we will all miss you :sobbing: :p

Beckyyyyyyy, was that Michael who posted early? Or do I want him to be online so bad, that I even see posts where they aren't? :rolls:

Hi Slutty Mcphee!! :kiss:

:haha: i think the whore did post :banana: :rolls: and you missed him :awww: :ras:

What ya doing Whorey McPhee? :p

He did posted!! I knew I wasn't dreaming. :banana: Oh right, I missed him. :sobbing:

I'm working, blah...fucked up day today, with all the cancelled flights. Stanstead in London is still closed, and I'm not sure at this point if everything will work normally tomorow. Fucking terrorists! :(

How about you? Having a better day than me, I hope. :lol:

havent been to work yet...3 more hours until I must go though :(

:hug: I bet you are in a mess right now :awww: :kiss:

:nerner: you missed him and now you have to wait um.. a whole other day to talk to him :haha:

Night work then? :yippee: Can't say I hate when you do nights. :p
Is that fucking MSN working already? :(


It's just a day anyway. :nerner: And then when he is online, I'll have my smashing av, yeah baby!! :lol:

If it is one of him, I will barf, for real :( :nerner:

I doubt it is working well, but I will play with it :aplot: and maybe that will help :rolls:

Trust me, you will LOVE my av. :rolls:

Play with me, I'm so stressed today. :angel:

I better :p

:aplot: want to play wheres the cucumber? :haha:

:haha: :haha:

Only if you speak in Spanish and whisper in my ear. :lol: Portuguese from Brasil would be hot too. :angel:

te amo mi amor :p

:haha: I will have to learn that one....

Who talked about love? Be bad!! :haha:

And you know who can teach you, right? :rolls:

reno? :aplot:

well asshole that is all i could think of :haha: donde esta al bano biatch? :p

Yup. :p But you know who he belongs to, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

Why the hell you need the bathroom now? :lol:

:scratch: umm no...who? :p

too much pizza :rolls:

w/e, that one is mine. THE END. :nerner:


:rolls: I don't need to know what you do in the bathroom. Yuck. :p

yes you do :( chinga su madre :nerner: :haha:

I think he is mine. Or he could be if you dont behave :ras: :haha:

Chinga su madre is the best sentence you ever said. :haha:

Hey, hey, hey Missy, that's not even a topic between us.
So let's not even go there. :nerner:

I need to go, I'm closing in 30 mins. Later! :kiss:

Chinga su madre is the best sentence you ever said. :haha:

Hey, hey, hey Missy, that's not even a topic between us.
So let's not even go there. :nerner:

I need to go, I'm closing in 30 mins. Later! :kiss:

Woot! :p I will have some better ones later :lol:

I know :rolleyes: He would never let me take him :mad:

Bye! :kiss: hope there are no freaky ninjas under your bed when you get home :devil:

I have to say this before I go...........


Xristos is my hero. :haha: :haha: :retard:

oh shit :haha: I was reading that too! :haha:

He :rocker2:

Ok Im leaving soon. See you all on Monday.

oh shit :haha: I was reading that too! :haha:

He :rocker2:


He is....I don't know, can't even find the words to decribe him and the ones who pay attention to his bullshit. :cuckoo:

Matttt!!! Have fun sweetie. :smooch: You will be missed.

Claud, does vete la verga mean anything to you? :scratch: :p

oh wait...a better one :rolls:

Vete a la mierda tu puta baracha :D

Vete pa' la verga, perra. :nerner:

:haha:

A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano :nerner:

:haha:

A ti te gusta la tortilla. :nerner:

Now, translate this one. :p :rolls:

i like the tortilla :haha:

Anda la puta que te pari.

Literaly yes....but, I'll let you find out what I REALLY meant by that. :lol:


i like the tortilla :haha:

Anda la puta que te pari.




Yo me limpio el culo con tu cara. :haha:

you clean the ass of ? :scratch: :lol:

msn is finally working :lol:

Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo

you clean the ass of ? :scratch: :lol:

msn is finally working :lol:

Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo
:rolls: Pendeja! :nerner:


I am having a hard time to enter again, dunno what's wrong. :sobbing:

use the older version...the new one sucks :(

El dumbass más grande en el mundo :haha:

:haha: :haha: this is my favorite so far :rolls:

Sua buceta cheira peixe

oh wait ... :tape: :spit:

O teu olho do cú é tão grande que até uma nave espacial cabe lá dentro

I use the Windows Live MSN, which was supposed to be the fucking best. :(

Eres una chupaverga. :rolls:

oh wait ... :tape: :spit:

O teu olho do cú é tão grande que até uma nave espacial cabe lá dentro
:eek: :eek: Beckyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! You are learning. :rolls: I'm impressed biatch!!

Do you even know what that means? :lol:

I use the Windows Live MSN, which was supposed to be the fucking best. :(

Eres una chupaverga. :rolls:

penislicker? :lol:

Nope...i was reading and it has all sorts of errors right now ...I downloaded the 7.0 and now no problems :shrug: and I already blocked cheek tonight :haha:

:eek: :eek: Beckyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! You are learning. :rolls: I'm impressed biatch!!

Do you even know what that means? :lol:

Your butt hole is so big that a spaceship could park in it :haha: :haha:


I am not learning, I am cheating :haha:

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/portuguese.htm

penislicker? :lol:

Nope...i was reading and it has all sorts of errors right now ...I downloaded the 7.0 and now no problems :shrug: and I already blocked cheek tonight :haha:
Yes. :lol:


I'm gonna try that one then, this is pissing me. What she done now? :haha:

Yes. :lol:


I'm gonna try that one then, this is pissing me. What she done now? :haha:

she wouldnt say anything and it pissed me off :haha:

try it :p

Your butt hole is so big that a spaceship could park in it :haha: :haha:


I am not learning, I am cheating :haha:

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/portuguese.htm
That's right! :haha:


Oh okay, but it's still a way to learn, a twisted one, but at least you know what you're saying. :lol:

she wouldnt say anything and it pissed me off :haha:

try it :p


:haha: I bet she is still mad after last night.

That's right! :haha:


Oh okay, but it's still a way to learn, a twisted one, but at least you know what you're saying. :lol:

it is so funny :rolls:


Burro que nem uma porta.

it is so funny :rolls:


Burro que nem uma porta.
Where you found that site? It's funny. :rolls:

Where you found that site? It's funny. :rolls:


just looked up "insults in spanish" :rolls:


Vai tomar no teu cu - just for you :D

just looked up "insults in spanish" :rolls:


Vai tomar no teu cu - just for you :D


:drool: Thanks!!

I'm downloading that shit and is taking forever. :(

:haha: well at least it will work :p

WTF?? :lol: Now that I'm in, you're offline? This is very wrong. :rolls:

:rolls: seems I spoke too soon :haha: now it is not working :(

:haha:

Vai lamber a cona da tua Mãe. Just for you! :nerner:

i closed it :sobbing: what does it mean

Go lick your Mum's............:tape:


:spit:

:haha: asshole :lol:

Helloooooo all :wavey:

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeks! Hey don't you come here to 'y'allz' at me, okay? :rolls:

Yallz Im feeling a new av comin on...any ideas?

Oh no, something's very wrong with this cheeks. :rolleyes: :shout:

:haha:

:rolleyes: She even read my request??

:lol: I read it after I made that post. I like the word yallz. I like to let out my inner southern belle. Hey beckums ur from texas..dnt they say yallz?

they say "ya'll and they sound stupid :rolleyes:

this messenger sucks worse than the last one :(

:sobbing: You blocked me pendeja!!!

:devil:

:devil:
We want you on MSN, BIATCH :kiss:

block block block...i am block happy today :haha:

Shut up! :bounce: I rock :rocker2: :haha:

The name does rock, now you.......................w/e. :rolleyes:

blow me :D

MSN is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fiery:

this is dumb...wonder why it works fine at home and sucks here :(

unblock me :sobbing:

Okay, now it's mine! :( This is wrong, damnit!

unblock me :sobbing:
You unblock me! :sobbing:

Well Becky I've had enough, this is seriously pissing me. I'm going to bed. :( Hopefully it will work tomorow.

Have a g'night honey! And wish me luck for my dinner!!! :rolls:

:hug: :wavey:

goodnight :hug: :kiss:

GOOD LUCK!!! :D You will do great! :)

Sluts :wavey:

Skank! :wavey: :kiss:

Beckyyyyy, I'm going home in 30 mins, but I'm still mentally preparing myself for the fact that I will have to cook for 12 people. :rolls: This is gonna be funny.

I'll show up later, when they are gone. If I don't come, then you will know that something was very wrong with my food, and I had to took them to the hospital. :haha:

Claudia I need an avatar :lol: Why aren't u on MSN skank

good luck honey! :kiss: it will be fine!

Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what up bitch? Im going to take a nap

Claudia I need an avatar :lol: Why aren't u on MSN skank
:lol: I know! I'm leaving work in a couple of mins so I can't enter now. But as soon as I get home I'll go online to send your av. :p

good luck honey! :kiss: it will be fine!

*fingers crossed*

Thanks!! :hug:

Yo Beckster :lol: Today someone at my uni asked who the girl in ur avatar was :lol: Ugh u so lazy

:lol: Ok Claudia also when u get online u need to help me find something :lol:

I'm still here. :lol: And now I'm curious, skank.

Okay, I'm going home, see ya in a bit. :p

:lol: It's gonna be a weird request :p

Ok see ya slut :wavey:

Oh and i found ur website :lol:

I lost becky's site though :lol:

my site? :scratch:

whats up hooker? :D

Yeah ur site like claudia has one too u both lucky :lol: Except I forgot urs claudia's is claudiasfetishworld.com :lol:

:haha: thats hot :drool: I want one :sobbing:

:lol: I should try find urs again :p i think urs was hotter

Ok I can't find it :lol:

find it! :(

:lol: i will try again

eww becky ur site is scary :lol:

www.beckys-dungeon.com

drats :sobbing: blocked :( I hate working sometimes

so whats happening michael? Hope Claudia hasnt burned all of dinner :haha:

what happens at beckys dungeon?? :aplot:

She probably made a mess up and all her guests are like dissing her :lol:

Becky abuses woman on that site :lol: like whips them etc it was gross i switched off after like 3 seconds :lol:

:woohoo: so mine is dirtier than Claudias?!?! :bounce:

:awww: poor Claudia, she is probably crying in her burned soup :rolls:

Well u decide claudia is a transexual who like does weird stuff with other transexuals. You on the other hand like to tie people up whip them burn them etc :lol: Both freaky :lol:

Poor Claudia :lol: She is probably gonna be miserable when she comes back :lol:

Mine sounds like more fun :rolls:

you will have to console her with some dp! :bounce:

Yours is slutty :lol:

Claudia isn't a ho like u she doesn't do dp :p :lol:

that is why it is so good :p

w/e :rolleyes: she is the one who told me what it is

:lol: Becky should abuse men too :lol:

w/e :lol: you just a hater :p

Ugh Claudia is taking forever I can't wait up anymore :lol:

Anyway I am going to bed :lol:

:wavey: Night Becky and Claudia tomorrow we can put our stylish avatars up :p

going to bed?!??! It is only 5!

:lol: Becky should abuse men too :lol:

w/e :lol: you just a hater :p

I do :lol:

Im a lover, not a hater :p

Wait up! She is probably drinking herself into a stupor cause of how bad the dinner went :awww:

Ok Claudia! It is midnight there :scratch: and no one eats for that dang long :rolls: it couldnt have been that bad!!! :p and you have to show me that avatar that i will LOVE tonight :) So hurry up :lol:

I'll show up later, when they are gone. If I don't come, then you will know that something was very wrong with my food, and I had to took them to the hospital. :haha:


:scared: uhhhhh....hope they didnt die:eek:


:rolls:

:haha: No one died!!! We end up going out after dinner, and I came home VERY late. We had fun, and I realised I can actually cook. :lol:


:wavey:

Eww Claudia slut :lol:

:wavey:

good to know they are still alive and not vomitting or diarrhea-ing :haha: :D

:lol: Becky u missed my story last weekend :p I was telling Claudia Matt and Will on MSN you were even in it :p Serena Williams ate u in it :lol:

I heard :( But I thought it was Matt who ate me :aplot: :rolls:

where is claudia? :awww:

I dont feel like doing any work tonight so I rented a bunch of movies :haha: I am watching Benchwarmers now :p

:lol: No Matt turned into the evil serena :lol: then i slained the beast and saved the world :p

I watched that like on the 30th of July :lol: It wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be :p

Ok yeah where is Claudia slut :lol:

I watched that like on the 30th of July :lol: It wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be :p

not bad so far :shrug: Napoleon Dynamite guy is so damn funny :haha:

you saved the world :rolls: w/e :rolleyes:

:lol: Yeah he was :p Shame they all geeky :lol:

And yes I saved the world duh

Rob Schneider looks hot in this movie :haha: :help:

:lol: I thought the same thing :tape:

nasty boy :rolls:

hows your day?

It's been ok :p But it's cold here so it sucks :lol:

shit, it is 100 degrees here :rolleyes: wanna switch???

Where the heck is your avatar? freaking Claudia

Yup I wanna switch :lol: I need the sun I love absorbing the heat :lol:

My avatar will displayed when that dumb clit comes nline :lol:

what is it going to be? :D

maybe you could get a tan whitey :p

Something very random :lol:

I am very white :p People always think i am anemic :lol:

tell me! :mad:

Well get a tan...might get more men with one :haha:

wait till claudia gets online :lol:

Tanning is too girlish :lol: Only fems tan :lol:

she is not coming, so tell me. She has food poisoning from her dinner :p :rolls:

w/e :rolleyes:

Nope then we have to wait for tomorrow :lol:

w/e back at ya

she said friday...it is now saturday, its starting to piss me off damnit :fiery: :haha:

I am here....erm....now! :haha:

I know Claudia sucks :lol:

eww it's claudia

Finally :rolleyes: :kiss:

ewww it is

ewww it's Mike and Becky saying a bunch of crap about me.


:rolls:

do the avy thing already :lol: I am tired of waiting

Today me and will had a mini idols competition :lol: I sang he judged anyway u both made the top 10 :lol: But Becky just made it and claudia easily made it :lol: Other sluts made it too :lol:

Mike should we change the av's now? Wait, let me stay online on MSN. Have you resized yours already?

Beckyyyyyyyyy, I came home at 7 AM this morning! :haha: The dinner was good, but I went to a rave, that was wayyyy better.

Should we do it claudia or piss becky off some more :p

wtf! Why am I always losing or getting eaten :scratch:

Should we do it claudia or piss becky off some more :p
Let's make her suffer! :devil:

Maybe cause u not as talented as Claudia :lol: At least u had the sluttier website :lol:

wtf! Why am I always losing or getting eaten :scratch:
That's a question that only you have the answer. :shrug: Maybe you're tasty.

Becky do u miss Harriet :lol:

Mike should we change the av's now? Wait, let me stay online on MSN. Have you resized yours already?

Beckyyyyyyyyy, I came home at 7 AM this morning! :haha: The dinner was good, but I went to a rave, that was wayyyy better.

cool :yeah: a rave :eek:

She misses her daily, and so do you Mike. :p

Let's make her suffer! :devil:

Fucker :mad:

I am tastey! :p

I don't miss her :lol: Matt said she is in russia now or something :lol:

Harriet.... :rolleyes: w/e

I don't miss her :lol: Matt said she is in russia now or something :lol:
I wonder what she is doing there. :lol:

Becky u wanted Harriet :lol:

****** the poor Russian men and woman :lol:

avatars? :angel:

Mike w/e :rolleyes: You're offline bitch!

Poor Russians, I feel for them. :lol:

avatars? :angel:
The angel face doesn't suit you Becky, w/e. :nerner:

Do it or I am outta here! :nerner:

My Msn died and I can't sign in on my cellphone either :lol:

Ugh fucking MSN

Ok it works now :lol:

you two suck

Done! :spit:

you dumbass :rolls: you said it wasnt going to be that :lol:

:haha: And you believed me! :p

you said I would love it....wrong! :haha:

You know you love it. :nerner: It's impossible not to. :rolls:

well where is his?

He is having a hard time, the resizing thing. :sobbing:

:rolleyes: :mad: :p

I finally finished :lol:

This is confusing :lol:

:haha:

Can't believe I let you do that Mike. :spit:

Me neither :lol: Lets go troll Mara's thread :lol:

:haha: thats cute

I think Claudia has the hottest avatar ever :lol: Don't you guys :lol:

:haha: This shit is SO confusing, I dunno who I am anymore.

oh :tape: just noticed the flags :rolls:

weirdos :p

:haha: This shit is SO confusing, I dunno who I am anymore.

still a whore :p

:lol: I came up with the avatar idea and claudia the flag idea :lol:

still a whore :p
And the whole MTF will see the ho's face now. :spit: :bolt:

Becky u need Matt's pic but u won't get it :lol:

:lol: Claudia give me all the names of posters who love me and hate me when they see ur avatar :p

Matt's eye, and that's is a lot for him. :lol:

Poor Becky she should of stuck with me :lol:

:lol: Claudia give me all the names of posters who love me and hate me when they see ur avatar :p
Shut up Michael! :rolls:

Poor Becky she should of stuck with me :lol:
You're mine bitch. :mad:

w/e biatch :lol:

:lol: Yes but becky dipped out :lol:

matt will send me a pic someday :ras: