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Mara_M
05-28-2007, 03:32 PM
Hmm.... :scratch: Coz they dont like butter with a blue band around it? :p

u don't know the product :p? it has a blue ribbon around it and it's they don't know how to untie it :devil:

Belgians make jokes abt dutchies abt being cheap :p so what does a dutch take with him in a journey :p?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 03:35 PM
u don't know the product :p? it has a blue ribbon around it and it's they don't know how to untie it :devil:

Belgians make jokes abt dutchies abt being cheap :p so what does a dutch take with him in a journey :p?

:rolls:

Maybe they should use the knife they have in their cars to ''cut'' the road :p

And yes, we also have blue band here :angel:


Hey, no dutch jokes here :ras: but okay, to answer this one: a dutchie brings only his weed :angel: :smoke: ?

Psichogauchovna
05-28-2007, 03:35 PM
hey,i'm Miruna :D

Marco,why don't the belgians buy the Blue Band butter :p?

nice to meet u ;)

Tomaaaa, u know some jokes about Belgians? :aplot:

nope :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 03:44 PM
:rolls:

Maybe they should use the knife they have in their cars to ''cut'' the road :p

And yes, we also have blue band here :angel:


Hey, no dutch jokes here :ras: but okay, to answer this one: a dutchie brings only his weed :angel: :smoke: ?:devil:
in your case,u should say wife and some condoms :p but the belgians say: paper undies and a rubber :lol:

nice to meet u ;)

nope :p
we already met i guess :lol:

blondies joke:
A guy comes tired from work,takes a beer and goes on the balcony to smoke. on the opposite bloc of flats,at the same floor a :inlove: blonde. she sees him and calls him over :p the guy runs down 10 floors,then up 10 floors to the blondie. at the door who was supposed to be the blondies,he rings,comes up a nigga' 2m by 2 with a killer look. the poor guy asks: haven't u seen a blonde like that and like that and like that and yum yumm? the nigga punches him and closes the door.the poor guy goes down 10 floors shaking,then up 10 floors till his place. back on the balcony,the same blonde. he hesitates,but then what the hell,he goes down 10 floors,then up 10 floors. rings. same nigga. the guy asks "haven't u seen a blonde like that and like that and like that". the nigga kicks his ass off and closes the door. the guy crawls back 10 floors down 10 floors up,back on the balcony,the blonde still there with an :awww: face and puppy eyes calling him"baby,why don't u come?". the poor guy says he doesn't need anything anymore,shoos her but the blonde starts to strip. he :drool: :hearts:, he decides 10 floors down 10 floors up he rings the door,the blonde answers with a cheeky smile and the guy asks"haven't u seen a nigga like that and like that and like that?"
:lol:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 04:22 PM
:devil:
in your case,u should say wife and some condoms :p but the belgians say: paper undies and a rubber :lol:


we already met i guess :lol:

blondies joke:
A guy comes tired from work,takes a beer and goes on the balcony to smoke. on the opposite bloc of flats,at the same floor a :inlove: blonde. she sees him and calls him over :p the guy runs down 10 floors,then up 10 floors to the blondie. at the door who was supposed to be the blondies,he rings,comes up a nigga' 2m by 2 with a killer look. the poor guy asks: haven't u seen a blonde like that and like that and like that and yum yumm? the nigga punches him and closes the door.the poor guy goes down 10 floors shaking,then up 10 floors till his place. back on the balcony,the same blonde. he hesitates,but then what the hell,he goes down 10 floors,then up 10 floors. rings. same nigga. the guy asks "haven't u seen a blonde like that and like that and like that". the nigga kicks his ass off and closes the door. the guy crawls back 10 floors down 10 floors up,back on the balcony,the blonde still there with an :awww: face and puppy eyes calling him"baby,why don't u come?". the poor guy says he doesn't need anything anymore,shoos her but the blonde starts to strip. he :drool: :hearts:, he decides 10 floors down 10 floors up he rings the door,the blonde answers with a cheeky smile and the guy asks"haven't u seen a nigga like that and like that and like that?"
:lol:

:haha:

Good one! :p

What is white, and when it flies in ur eye, ur dead? :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 04:24 PM
an aluminium bullet :shrug:?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 04:35 PM
An airplane :p

with a belgian as pilot, of course. Only they can be that stupid to fly so low in a crowded place :devil:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 04:36 PM
:lol:

be quicker,i already read like 09172387618623715626517 jokes :p

a :devil:ish one now,what's the only clever cell in a blonde's body :angel:?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 04:42 PM
I am going as quick as i can :angel: :p


The only clever cell...? hmm.... Dunno... :shrug:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 04:51 PM
u're slow :p :p :p if u're like that all the time,poor lena :lol:


:secret:sperm

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 05:01 PM
what did a blonde ask Santa?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 05:36 PM
u're slow :p :p :p if u're like that all the time,poor lena :lol:


:secret:sperm

Yeah, sorry for my lack of speed today :angel: :p I'll be quicker tonite i hope



:lol: :devil: nice one :ras:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 05:38 PM
what did a blonde ask Santa?

Why he never shaves off his beard? :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 05:47 PM
Yeah, sorry for my lack of speed today :angel: :p I'll be quicker tonite i hope

:lol: :devil: nice one :ras:
is that a promiss :aplot:?

why :ras: then :lol:?
Why he never shaves off his beard? :p
no,$30 like to everyone else :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 05:53 PM
is that a promiss :aplot:?

Maybe :angel:

why :ras: then :lol:?

Coz my tongue felt like dancing :o

no,$30 like to everyone else :p

:lol: Very original :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 05:54 PM
Why do Belgians have a hole on the bottom of their boats? :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 05:56 PM
what does a blonde do while ironing the curtain?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 05:58 PM
Why do Belgians have a hole on the bottom of their boats? :p

to see if the water is wet :shrug:?
or
to see when they come to shore?

AgassiDomination
05-28-2007, 06:00 PM
Grinder is completely infatuated by you, Mara.

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:01 PM
i couldn't care less :p

no that i'm Mara

+ Grinder who?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:04 PM
what does a blonde do while ironing the curtain?

lol.... ehm.... watch football? :confused:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:05 PM
to see if the water is wet :shrug:?
or
to see when they come to shore?

To get rid of the water in the boat :devil:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:06 PM
What does a belgian do when he closes a traffic light? :angel:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:07 PM
To get rid of the water in the boat :devil:

oh :lol:
lol.... ehm.... watch football? :confused:
fell off the window :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:08 PM
What does a belgian do when he closes a traffic light? :angel:

they can do that :eek:?

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:11 PM
Wow joke thread.

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:12 PM
oh :lol:

fell off the window :p

:rolls: :yeah:


they can do that :eek: ?

Clearly :p

When he nears a traffic light, he stops for the red light, admires the green and orange lights, and keeps on driving when it turns red again, coz he has already seen it :p

AgassiDomination
05-28-2007, 06:12 PM
i couldn't care less :p

no that i'm Mara

+ Grinder who?

Grinder loves you, why turn down true love?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:13 PM
Wow joke thread.

:devil:

Whats diggin at RG? Guess u've been holding ur umbrella a lot? :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:13 PM
Grinder loves you, why turn down true love?

Miru, u have a lover :devil: ;)

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:15 PM
:devil:

Whats diggin at RG? Guess u've been holding ur umbrella a lot? :p

Well done sherlock :p
How have you been?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:19 PM
:rolls: :yeah:
Clearly :p

When he nears a traffic light, he stops for the red light, admires the green and orange lights, and keeps on driving when it turns red again, coz he has already seen it :p
:rolls:

Grinder loves you, why turn down true love?
yah well sorry to turn him down but i have my soulmate :p
:devil:

Whats diggin at RG? Guess u've been holding ur umbrella a lot? :p

maybe she hang out in the closet room :p

check this out:
A blonde decides to dye her hair brunette. after doing that ,she decided to test her new level of intelligence and she goes out . she mets a shepard with his sheeps.
the blonde: Old man,if i tell you how many sheeps u've got ,do u give me one?
the old man: sure my dear.
the blonde: 389.
the old man: impressive. u can pick one.
the blonde goes and picks one,but the old man shouts behind her
old man: dear,if i tell you what's your natural hair colour do you give me back the dog?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:20 PM
Miru, u have a lover :devil: ;)

:secret: he's mocking me,Seth hates me :lol:

AgassiDomination
05-28-2007, 06:23 PM
Grinder doesn't hate you, haven't you seen kids pull the hair of the girl they like? Its the same thing!

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:24 PM
he ain't a kid :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:26 PM
Well done sherlock :p
How have you been?

:lol: :p

Not too bad, thanks... :)

How many days ur planning to chill at RG?

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:26 PM
:rolls:





maybe she hang out in the closet room :p



Yes and guess what, your andreev was in front of me, and i as i dont care about him i didnt ask anything.

Ps: he's ugly

AgassiDomination
05-28-2007, 06:27 PM
He's just shy around you, that's why he resorts to all of that stuff. He thinks its the only way he can get your attention.

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:29 PM
Yes and guess what, your andreev was in front of me, and i as i dont care about him i didnt ask anything.

Ps: he's ugly
he's sweet :lol: i never said he's sex god or smthing :p remember i don't choose favs on degree of handsomness?
He's just shy around you, that's why he resorts to all of that stuff. He thinks its the only way he can get your attention.

OK Ali,u don't have stuff to do :p?

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:30 PM
:lol: :p

Not too bad, thanks... :)

How many days ur planning to chill at RG?

I'm going next week too, i think it will be sunny :banana:

This tournament is full of hotties :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:30 PM
:rolls:


yah well sorry to turn him down but i have my soulmate :p


maybe she hang out in the closet room :p

check this out:
A blonde decides to dye her hair brunette. after doing that ,she decided to test her new level of intelligence and she goes out . she mets a shepard with his sheeps.
the blonde: Old man,if i tell you how many sheeps u've got ,do u give me one?
the old man: sure my dear.
the blonde: 389.
the old man: impressive. u can pick one.
the blonde goes and picks one,but the old man shouts behind her
old man: dear,if i tell you what's your natural hair colour do you give me back the dog?

:haha:

U really dislike blondes... :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:31 PM
I'm going next week too, i think it will be sunny :banana:

This tournament is full of hotties :p

Sun! :banana:

Hotties? :aplot: U mean the ladies right? :p

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:32 PM
he's sweet :lol: i never said he's sex god or smthing :p remember i don't choose favs on degree of handsomness?




Fortunately neither do i :p

AgassiDomination
05-28-2007, 06:32 PM
OK Ali,u don't have stuff to do :p?

I have another paper to type up but I feel it is my duty to inform you of your chance for everlasting love.

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:32 PM
:haha:

U really dislike blondes... :pno,but there are only 467 jokes with blondes on the site i'm on :lol:

Sun! :banana:

Hotties? :aplot: U mean the ladies right? :p

hey! i'll tell you :nerner:

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:33 PM
Sun! :banana:

Hotties? :aplot: U mean the ladies right? :p

:o tanned men of course

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:33 PM
Fortunately neither do i :p
mouais :p
I have another paper to type up but I feel it is my duty to inform you of your chance for everlasting love.

u did your duty very well,gained your ticket to heaven now u can go to the other duties :hug:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:34 PM
Marco,does a blonde speak to her husband while having sex :p?

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:34 PM
mouais :p




Give me one name

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:36 PM
Give me one name

where should i start? Rafa,Slutty,Nicole :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:36 PM
:o tanned men of course

:o :devil:

Glad i am not @ RG then... :angel: Atleast its dry here :nerner: RG should have been in Amsterdam :cool:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:37 PM
Marco,does a blonde speak to her husband while having sex :p?

No, he's probably not around :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:38 PM
No, he's probably not around :p

close: yes,if he calls just then :p

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:42 PM
where should i start? Rafa,Slutty,Nicole :p

:rolleyes: I've been following Nicole and her braces since she's 15 , Rafa when he was a junior playing against Gasquet, and i used to dislike sharapova until she proved she's great fighter.
It has nothing to see with their look.
And i'm not the one who wants the russian DC team...

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:43 PM
:o :devil:

Glad i am not @ RG then... :angel: Atleast its dry here :nerner: RG should have been in Amsterdam :cool:

yes and wimbledon is spain :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:44 PM
:rolleyes: I've been following Nicole and her braces since she's 15 , Rafa when he was a junior playing against Gasquet, and i used to dislike sharapova until she proved she's great fighter.
It has nothing to see with their look.
And i'm not the one who wants the russian DC team...

including kolya and iggy 2 who are anything but pretty :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:45 PM
close: yes,if he calls just then :p

:lol: :devil:


What does a Belgian do when he is being chased in the desert?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:47 PM
yes and wimbledon is spain :p

:lol:

But please Barcelona :cool:

Hope its gonna be dry a bit this year in London... Otherwise they can always do it in The Hague :cool:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 06:47 PM
:lol: :devil:


What does a Belgian do when he is being chased in the desert?

takes a vacuum cleaner for the dust :shrug:?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:52 PM
takes a vacuum cleaner for the dust :shrug:?

Lol..

He sticks out his hand to the right, but goes secretly to the left :angel:

Naide
05-28-2007, 06:53 PM
:lol:

But please Barcelona :cool:

Hope its gonna be dry a bit this year in London... Otherwise they can always do it in The Hague :cool:

organizers must be so stressed to deal with all this rain, it sucks:(
Barcelona good choice :D

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 06:59 PM
organizers must be so stressed to deal with all this rain, it sucks:(
Barcelona good choice :D

Yeah, but it happens in this part of the world.. :o Btw, when did they decided to start RG on Sunday? :o

Maybe they should better start with Wimby two weeks earlier :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:01 PM
Lol..

He sticks out his hand to the right, but goes secretly to the left :angel:

:o i didn't get it :lol: why,does he plays himself?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:03 PM
what does a blonde say when she gets on top of her career :p?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:05 PM
:o i didn't get it :lol: why,does he plays himself?

he sticks out his hand to the right, to show the person who is chasing him he is going right (or atleast, is planning to), but then he secretly goes left (to ''mislead'' the chaser)... Coz its in a desert, the chaser will see every move he makes.... :angel:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:05 PM
what does a blonde say when she gets on top of her career :p?

''I can see my house from here'' :shrug:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:07 PM
And what happens when a Belgian jumps in the water? :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:15 PM
he sticks out his hand to the right, to show the person who is chasing him he is going right (or atleast, is planning to), but then he secretly goes left (to ''mislead'' the chaser)... Coz its in a desert, the chaser will see every move he makes.... :angel:
ohhh :p
''I can see my house from here'' :shrug:

i'd have said "Ahhhh God faster" but they say "Welcome to McDonald's " :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:16 PM
And what happens when a Belgian jumps in the water? :p

it rains :shrug:?
he misses :shrug:?
he says it's wet :p?
he decovers mummy belgian was mean when he told him water is bad?
he floats because his head is empty:p?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:17 PM
ohhh :p


i'd have said "Ahhhh God faster" but they say "Welcome to McDonald's " :p

:rolls:

Good one :devil: :lol:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:19 PM
it rains :shrug:?
he misses :shrug:?
he says it's wet :p?
he decovers mummy belgian was mean when he told him water is bad?
he floats because his head is empty:p?

:haha: Haha, Miru, they are all correct!! :worship: (esp. the part when he says its wet :angel: ) How'd u guessed? Experience with Belgians? :aplot: :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:24 PM
how does a Belgian catches a bird?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:37 PM
:rolls:

Good one :devil: :lol:
:angel:
:haha: Haha, Miru, they are all correct!! :worship: (esp. the part when he says its wet :angel: ) How'd u guessed? Experience with Belgians? :aplot: :p
you know i do have :lol:
how does a Belgian catches a bird?jumps off a cliff after her :p?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:38 PM
what does a blonde understand by safe sex :p?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:45 PM
you know i do have :lol:

:angel:

jumps off a cliff after her :p?

Probably :p but he first throws his cat in the air :cat:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:46 PM
what does a blonde understand by safe sex :p?

Something tells me it has to do with that avie u had once.. :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:50 PM
:angel:

Probably :p but he first throws his cat in the air :cat:i thought cats catch mice :p

Something tells me it has to do with that avie u had once.. :p
nope :p she just shots the door of the car :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 07:52 PM
what do blondies feet say when she dies :p?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:55 PM
i thought cats catch mice :p

Cats hunt birds as well :angel: Well, dutch cats do :p


nope :p she just shots the door of the car :p

Muhaha :devil:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:56 PM
what do blondies feet say when she dies :p?

''We are closed forgood'' ? :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 07:57 PM
And what is that new movie called when a Belgian becomes smart...? :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:00 PM
Cats hunt birds as well :angel: Well, dutch cats do :p

Muhaha :devil:
so sylvester was dutch :p why wasn't he flying then :lol:?
''We are closed forgood'' ? :pfinally togheter :p

And what is that new movie called when a Belgian becomes smart...? :p

Miracle :lol:?

qhat's the simmilarity between a naked blonde and a worker in working suit?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:08 PM
so sylvester was dutch :p why wasn't he flying then :lol:?

Coz he didnt had wings :p


finally togheter :p

:lol: yeah.... :p :devil:



Miracle :lol:?

Close... :p Mission Impossible 3 :p

qhat's the simmilarity between a naked blonde and a worker in working suit?

They are both dressed for work? :angel:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:10 PM
:haha:

yah,they're both in working suit :p u know blondes on all angles :p

what happens when a blonde crosses the duane between France and Belgium ?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:15 PM
:haha:

yah,they're both in working suit :p u know blondes on all angles :p

what happens when a blonde crosses the duane between France and Belgium ?

:angel: :angel:


Hmm.... France has a celebration?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:16 PM
:angel: :angel:


Hmm.... France has a celebration?

no,the IQ in both countries increases :haha:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:19 PM
no,the IQ in both countries increases :haha:

:haha:

Dont let Naima read this :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:20 PM
:haha:

Dont let Naima read this :p
she's neither blonde or belgian is she :p?

how does a blonde open the light after having sex :p?

Libelle
05-28-2007, 08:25 PM
it's alive :hearts: my thread, it's alive :awww:

and :rolls: @ those lame jokes :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:26 PM
hey :ras: they are good jokes :p and it's dennis' thread :nerner:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:28 PM
she's neither blonde or belgian is she :p?

how does a blonde open the light after having sex :p?

:scratch:..... u tell me.... :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:29 PM
it's alive :hearts: my thread, it's alive :awww:

and :rolls: @ those lame jokes :p

Alive and kicking! :banana: :devil:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:30 PM
Why does a Belgian puts a used match in his pocket?

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:32 PM
:scratch:..... u tell me.... :p

opens car's door :p


a blonde at a hotel,winter. she asks for a room but they were out of it,there's only a room with 3 men in it :p. the blonde doesn't have a choice,she accepts. the men say they ask her to guess smthing if she wants them to leave her sleep. so they ask "what's fluffy,eats peanuts and lives in the woods?"..the next morning the housekeeper finds 2 men nearly dead on the ground and the third one in his knees near the blonde saying "please say squirrel please please"

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:34 PM
Why does a Belgian puts a used match in his pocket?

to keep as pencil or as souvenir :shrug:?

to enlighten him :lol:?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:35 PM
opens car's door :p


a blonde at a hotel,winter. she asks for a room but they were out of it,there's only a room with 3 men in it :p. the blonde doesn't have a choice,she accepts. the men say they ask her to guess smthing if she wants them to leave her sleep. so they ask "what's fluffy,eats peanuts and lives in the woods?"..the next morning the housekeeper finds 2 men nearly dead on the ground and the third one in his knees near the blonde saying "please say squirrel please please"

:rolls:

Some blondes are so stupid.... :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:36 PM
to keep as pencil or as souvenir :shrug:?

to enlighten him :lol:?

Coz he knows this one works :p

Libelle
05-28-2007, 08:37 PM
Alive and kicking! :banana: :devil:
:devil: :devil: :devil: hope it lasts for some time :kiss:


hey :ras: they are good jokes :p and it's dennis' thread :nerner:
well ..some of them, yes ;) :hug:
but, hey, see his siggie :angel: besides he said not once it's my thread :devil:

Aleksz
05-28-2007, 08:40 PM
:yawn:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:42 PM
Coz he knows this one works :pi knew that damn it :lol:

:devil: :devil: :devil: hope it lasts for some time :kiss:

well ..some of them, yes ;) :hug:
but, hey, see his siggie :angel: besides he said not once it's my thread :devil:ya ya all hguys love u i already know that :lol: :hug:

:yawn:
jo estet :kiss:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:45 PM
3 blondes near a river wanting to cross by. mother fairy comes to help them and gives each a wish. first blonde wishes to be a fish. mother fairy makes her a fish,she jumps into water but the crocodiles eat her. the second blonde wishes to be a very good swimmer(inge de brujin :lol: ). she gets only like a few feet in the water and the pirahna eat her. the third blonde wishes to be a brunette. mother fairy makes her wish true and immediatly the new became brunette says "oh,there's a bridge ":D

Libelle
05-28-2007, 08:46 PM
:yawn:
:awww:

ya ya all hguys love u i already know that :lol: :hug:

:rolleyes: :o :angel: :devil:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:47 PM
:devil: :devil: :devil: hope it lasts for some time :kiss:

U gonna help? :p

i knew that damn it :lol:

:p


Why is it useful to have a Belgian in the car with you? :drive:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:49 PM
3 blondes near a river wanting to cross by. mother fairy comes to help them and gives each a wish. first blonde wishes to be a fish. mother fairy makes her a fish,she jumps into water but the crocodiles eat her. the second blonde wishes to be a very good swimmer(inge de brujin :lol: ). she gets only like a few feet in the water and the pirahna eat her. the third blonde wishes to be a brunette. mother fairy makes her wish true and immediatly the new became brunette says "oh,there's a bridge ":D

:haha: :haha:

The best one this evening :lol:

lol @ Inge de Bruijn :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:49 PM
:rolleyes: :o :angel: :devil::kiss:



Why is it useful to have a Belgian in the car with you? :drive:
his head is good as airbag :shrug:?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 08:52 PM
:kiss:


his head is good as airbag :shrug:?

Yes, also :p

But u can also use the ''handicap spot'' when u gonna park ur car :devil:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:53 PM
:haha: :haha:

The best one this evening :lol:

lol @ Inge de Bruijn :p
:angel: :angel:

i kept the best to the last :p

that was with dedication for u :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:55 PM
Yes, also :p

But u can also use the ''handicap spot'' when u gonna park ur car :devil:

i came across it while reading blondies jokes :lol:

it must have been a belgian blonde :devil:

now hungarian jokes time :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 08:59 PM
baby don't read this one :p

at a hills's start on a sumer hot day Gheorghe was selling melons. a guy runs pass him towards the creek the top of the hill. Gheorghe shouts to the guy that the crrek is poisoned. the man,nothing. gheorghe screams louder. the man keeps on running. Gheorghe runs after him to stop him. he reaches him exactly when he was abt to drink.
gheorghe: u don't hear me? it's poisoned!!!!
man: Mit montsz?nem tudok romanul! (what? i don't speak romanian!)
Gheorghe: AHHHH :D i was saying,drink it slow,it's cold :devil:

:devil:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 09:11 PM
i came across it while reading blondies jokes :lol:

it must have been a belgian blonde :devil:

now hungarian jokes time :p

A Belgian blonde? :speakles: :eek: :rolls: Can it get any worse? :devil:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 09:12 PM
baby don't read this one :p

at a hills's start on a sumer hot day Gheorghe was selling melons. a guy runs pass him towards the creek the top of the hill. Gheorghe shouts to the guy that the crrek is poisoned. the man,nothing. gheorghe screams louder. the man keeps on running. Gheorghe runs after him to stop him. he reaches him exactly when he was abt to drink.
gheorghe: u don't hear me? it's poisoned!!!!
man: Mit montsz?nem tudok romanul! (what? i don't speak romanian!)
Gheorghe: AHHHH :D i was saying,drink it slow,it's cold :devil:

:devil:

:rolls: muhahaha :devil: :p

Thats nasty :devil:

Its fantastic! :worship:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 09:13 PM
A Belgian blonde? :speakles: :eek: :rolls: Can it get any worse? :devil:

yes,to move them to Netherlands :p

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 09:15 PM
Why do Belgians have ''TF'' written on their shoes?

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 09:16 PM
yes,to move them to Netherlands :p

:unsure:

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bolt:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 09:18 PM
:rolls: muhahaha :devil: :p

Thats nasty :devil:

Its fantastic! :worship:

u know what do romanians hate at hungarians (beside the fact they want to steal Transilvania from us :ras: ):p? that they make us speak hungarian in our country rather than them to learn romanian while living here :lol:

so:
An hungarian familly makes silver wedding (25 years togheter). and they invite some romanian friends at the party :p the Hungarian tries to make a speech in romanian and asks the romanian to correct him
"i wouald liche to thaonk God for ze 25 years spenth next to me wife.."
the romanian corrects him "ermm MY wife"
the hungarian" next to your wife only for 4 years"
:lol:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 09:19 PM
Why do Belgians have ''TF'' written on their shoes?
to feet :shrug:?
:unsure:

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bolt::lol:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 09:23 PM
u know what do romanians hate at hungarians (beside the fact they want to steal Transilvania from us :ras: ):p? that they make us speak hungarian in our country rather than them to learn romanian while living here :lol:

so:
An hungarian familly makes silver wedding (25 years togheter). and they invite some romanian friends at the party :p the Hungarian tries to make a speech in romanian and asks the romanian to correct him
"i wouald liche to thaonk God for ze 25 years spenth next to me wife.."
the romanian corrects him "ermm MY wife"
the hungarian" next to your wife only for 4 years"
:lol:

:rolls:

:devil:

Nice correction, must have been one hell of a wedding party.. :p

Those Hungarians, how can they demand anyone learning such alienated language? :ras:

kiddin Aleksz, its a very fascinating language :p :angel:

DuLeafs
05-28-2007, 09:23 PM
to feet :shrug:?

Toes First :angel:

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 09:25 PM
:rolls:

:devil:

Nice correction, must have been one hell of a wedding party.. :p

Those Hungarians, how can they demand anyone learning such alienated language? :ras:

kiddin Aleksz, its a very fascinating language :p :angel:
:devil:
:secret: he doesn't like it either :p

Toes First :angel:

:lol: and me thinking Two Feet :p

Mara_M
05-28-2007, 09:25 PM
how does a romanian look at an hungarian :p?

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
how does a romanian look at an hungarian :p?

With their eyes closed? :p


Hi btw :cool:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 10:25 PM
With their eyes closed? :p


Hi btw :cool:

lil late marcolindo :p been busy :p?

no,through a good calibred shotgun and they shoot wizely after :p

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:27 PM
Yeah, a lil bit.. :angel: :p

:lol: :devil: :armed: @ your joke :yeah:


Why do Belgian fishies swim backwards? :angel:

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:31 PM
And whats up with the empty bottles Belgians have in their fridge? :p

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 10:32 PM
dunno,haven't seen belgian fishes/swimmers :p

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 10:32 PM
And whats up with the empty bottles Belgians have in their fridge? :p

they know they taste good :lol:?

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:34 PM
dunno,haven't seen belgian fishes/swimmers :p

They swim backwards, so they dont get any water in their eyes :p

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:35 PM
they know they taste good :lol:?

Lol :p

The empty bottles are for guests who dont wish to drink anything :p

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:37 PM
A Belgian has burned his ear while he was ironing.

What happened? :devil:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 10:40 PM
They swim backwards, so they dont get any water in their eyes :p
cleva' :p or ... not :lol:
Lol :p

The empty bottles are for guests who dont wish to drink anything :p
:rolls:
A Belgian has burned his ear while he was ironing.

What happened? :devil:

the phone rang :p?

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:42 PM
cleva' :p or ... not :lol:

:rolls:


the phone rang :p?

Yeah :haha: :p ;)

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 10:44 PM
am i good or what :p?

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:47 PM
U just have seen it be4 :p ;)

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 10:48 PM
Btw, where are the Belgians? i wanna see their reactions :devil:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 10:55 PM
reporting my sig they've been :p

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 11:05 PM
reporting my sig they've been :p

:devil: :devil:

Good....

muhhaha...

So why dont they post in here? :ras:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 11:13 PM
:ras: happy for me being reported?

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 11:16 PM
Yeah, coz it seems their report was useless, coz u can still post ;) So they did all the effort for nothing :angel: :devil:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 11:18 PM
:ras:

they found it racist :rolleyes: geez,all jokes are racist in a way or another :lol:

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 11:22 PM
They found it racist? :rolls: My God.... :rolleyes: Cant handle a joke... :rolleyes:

Hope they not gonna report me now either :o

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 11:25 PM
for what :lol:? my sig is mean to them :p

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 11:35 PM
Yeah, ur sig says a 1000 words and more :devil:

Well, belgians always try to get the dutchies, but somehow they always fail... :scratch::angel:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 11:36 PM
do they always :p?

DuLeafs
05-29-2007, 11:43 PM
For sure, they hate us :angel: Dunno why... :angel:


Anyways, time for bed :zzz: :wavey:

Mara_M
05-29-2007, 11:43 PM
they don't :p but u do hate them :lol:

night :wavey:

DuLeafs
05-31-2007, 02:04 PM
Hey Miru, are there also jokes about Romanians? :devil:

Libelle
06-02-2007, 02:54 PM
Miru, where are the pics?

Mara_M
06-02-2007, 02:57 PM
Marco,i dunno any joke on Romanians but i guess there are :lol: ask the hungarians :p

Mara_M
06-02-2007, 02:57 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5457209&postcount=29773

Libelle
06-02-2007, 03:04 PM
Marco,i dunno any joke on Romanians but i guess there are :lol: ask the hungarians :p
:p


http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5457209&postcount=29773

ok.... :devil:

Naide
06-02-2007, 03:12 PM
What are those pics :scratch:

Mara_M
06-02-2007, 03:20 PM
naima :hug:

well i attended a wedding today and next to us there was another wedding and those are romanian VIPs i stalked (:ras:happy now Lena?) and took picks :p

Naide
06-02-2007, 03:34 PM
Hey Miru :hug: , where are pics of you?

Mara_M
06-02-2007, 03:38 PM
in my pc :lol:

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 07:10 PM
:zzz:

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 08:12 PM
:yawn: :p

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:42 PM
This thread should be named WTA world lovers :retard:

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 08:43 PM
i agreee (tho i'd be outsider :p)

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:43 PM
Yeah the other 3 love WTA World :p

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 08:44 PM
lena marco and naima :p?

Naide
06-04-2007, 08:45 PM
My king i saw Willy :inlove:

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:45 PM
lena marco and naima :p?

oui

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 08:45 PM
why :inlove: :p? it's not like u saw jodi :p

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:46 PM
My king i saw Willy :inlove:

:hearts:

Which match? :p

Why don't you come around here anymore? too obsessed with WTA World? :tape:

Naide
06-04-2007, 08:49 PM
why :inlove: :p? it's not like u saw jodi :p

because he's nice.

I saw him during his training and spoke a bit spanish wit him :banana: , then during his match against Monaco.

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:50 PM
because he's nice.

I saw him during his training and spoke a bit spanish wit him :banana: , then during his match against Monaco.

:hearts: What did you say to him? :p

I watched the whole match against Monaco, and it was a beatdown :banana:

Naide
06-04-2007, 08:53 PM
:hearts: What did you say to him? :p

I watched the whole match against Monaco, and it was a beatdown :banana:

I told him that he had to win, that we love him and he said that he will try (but i didnt bother explain it's because we want to go to tahiti) then made a pic :devil:

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:54 PM
I told him that he had to win, that we love him and he said that he will try (but i didnt bother explain it's because we want to go to tahiti) then made a pic :devil:

:woohoo:

I can't wait till Montreal I will meet him and get a pic, he better say yes too his number one fan :armed:

Although I don't speak Spanish :tape:

Naide
06-04-2007, 08:57 PM
:woohoo:

I can't wait till Montreal I will meet him and get a pic, he better say yes too his number one fan :armed:

Although I don't speak Spanish :tape:

he will, he's cool:p

I love RG :hearts:

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 08:58 PM
he will, he's cool:p

I love RG :hearts:

Your so lucky that you live in Paris :p

How many days did you go for?

Naide
06-04-2007, 09:01 PM
Your so lucky that you live in Paris :p

How many days did you go for?

only 2, i can't this week :sobbing:

Next year you will come, no?:devil:

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 09:03 PM
davai kolya :p!

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 09:03 PM
only 2, i can't this week :sobbing:

Next year you will come, no?:devil:

:sad: How much do the tickets cost? :scratch:

Yes I think I will come (if I don't lose all my money :tape:) But most of my friends don't like tennis and I dout they would come so I'm not sure :unsure:

I have to order the tickets pretty early right?

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 09:03 PM
davai kolya :p!

f u :shout:

Naide
06-04-2007, 09:06 PM
:sad: How much do the tickets cost? :scratch:

Yes I think I will come (if I don't lose all my money :tape:) But most of my friends don't like tennis and I dout they would come so I'm not sure :unsure:

I have to order the tickets pretty early right?

It's about 40euros , depends on the day, and yes order earlyyyyyyyy
No way you're not coming!
davai kolya :p!

Kolya:zzz: , i think i never saw more boring players with Ljubicic.

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 09:08 PM
It's about 40euros , depends on the day, and yes order earlyyyyyyyy
No way you're not coming!



Yeah I'm not worried about the money, it's that I can almost gaurentee none of my friends would go :o

And someone going by themselves=:help:

Naide
06-04-2007, 09:10 PM
Yeah I'm not worried about the money, it's that I can almost gaurentee none of my friends would go :o

And someone going by themselves=:help:

:sobbing:

I'm gonna cry in my bed :sad:

Have a good night :kiss: :retard:

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 09:10 PM
f u :shout:

no thank you,fuck a girl who wants you :p

come on Canas is a drogadito :p i don't want him to win :p and kolya might be boring to watch but he's a fighter and he's v nice guy :p but Naima can't like him,he's not c-u-t-e :p

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 09:11 PM
:sobbing:

I'm gonna cry in my bed :sad:

Have a good night :kiss: :retard:

I really want to go :shrug:

Good Night :wavey:

TMJordan
06-04-2007, 09:12 PM
no thank you,fuck a girl who wants you :p

come on Canas is a drogadito :p i don't want him to win :p and kolya might be boring to watch but he's a fighter and he's v nice guy :p but Naima can't like him,he's not c-u-t-e :p

bitch, please.

Naide
06-04-2007, 09:13 PM
no thank you,fuck a girl who wants you :p

come on Canas is a drogadito :p i don't want him to win :p and kolya might be boring to watch but he's a fighter and he's v nice guy :p but Naima can't like him,he's not c-u-t-e :p

:rolleyes: i like canas and he's not cute
So stop it.
Anyway i'm really off :wavey:

Mara_M
06-04-2007, 09:23 PM
bitch, please.
i'll pretend i didn't see it :ras:
:rolleyes: i like canas and he's not cute
So stop it.
Anyway i'm really off :wavey:of course :p

musefanatic
06-04-2007, 09:53 PM
Hello people, i thought i'd just drop by seen as i haven't been here for a while, i do hope i'm still welcome :D

Naide
06-05-2007, 07:53 AM
Hello people, i thought i'd just drop by seen as i haven't been here for a while, i do hope i'm still welcome :D

:wavey:

of course :p

:rolleyes: I'm not joking. Anyway think what you want, and i support who i want.

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 03:48 PM
:hatoff:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 05:44 PM
:sobbing:

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:27 PM
Whot u cryin about?

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:30 PM
Willy lost.

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:33 PM
Ah yeah... Shit happens... :o

U lost some mo' as well?

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:35 PM
1400 altogether :o

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 06:40 PM
:hug: :hug: :hug:

u can't not let me be happy for Kolya :p

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:40 PM
Oh crap.. :tape:

Maybe make a ''Djokovic to take it all'' bet?

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:41 PM
He played to good, but I still hate that ugly golum, no you cant be happy.

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:41 PM
:hug: :hug: :hug:

u can't not let me be happy for Kolya :p

Miru adding some salt in the wounds :devil:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:41 PM
Oh crap.. :tape:

Maybe make a ''Djokovic to take it all'' bet?

ahh I think I just won't bet untill Wimbledon or so :o

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:41 PM
He played to good, but I still hate that ugly golum, no you cant be happy.

Wheres ur lady, perhaps she can make u happy

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:42 PM
ahh I think I just won't bet untill Wimbledon or so :o

U dont have faith in Novak?

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:44 PM
Wheres ur lady, perhaps she can make u happy

yeah where is she? :(

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:44 PM
U dont have faith in Novak?

If Andreev plays well, he should win.

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 06:47 PM
God no,i don't want Djokovic :lol:

this RG is so gooood,Kolya in semis,Igor in quarters at least :cool:

ugly golum Jodi :p? ahve u seen the match :p? have u seen the pick they met in the breaks :haha:? Canas was looking like waiting for a bj :tape:

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:49 PM
yeah where is she? :(

U asking me like i should know :p

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:49 PM
If Andreev plays well, he should win.

I dont see him defeating Nadal tho

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:51 PM
God no,i don't want Djokovic :lol:

this RG is so gooood,Kolya in semis,Igor in quarters at least :cool:

ugly golum Jodi :p? ahve u seen the match :p? have u seen the pick they met in the breaks :haha:? Canas was looking like waiting for a bj :tape:

I hate Golum :shrug:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:51 PM
U asking me like i should know :p

She never comes around anymore :tears:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:51 PM
I dont see him defeating Nadal tho

I don't think anyone will beat Nadal at RG.

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 06:53 PM
I dont see him defeating Nadal tho
oh you don't happen to know till Hamburg Igor was the last one who def Nadal on clay :p?
I hate Golum :shrug:

well,that's rochus :p

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:53 PM
She never comes around anymore :tears:

Then u make her ;) Or u go where she is :p

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:54 PM
Mara, why do you even like Davydenko?

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:54 PM
I don't think anyone will beat Nadal at RG.

I think Fed will :cool:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:54 PM
Then u make her ;) Or u go where she is :p

WTA World :tape:

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:55 PM
oh you don't happen to know till Hamburg Igor was the last one who def Nadal on clay :p?

I do :angel:

But still... :devil:

This is RG, Nadals new country. For sure he'll defend it with all he got.

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 06:55 PM
Mara, why do you even like Davydenko?

why do you call me mara :rolleyes: ? because i had the guts to cheer my fav:rolleyes: ?
i know Kolya personally,he's a great guy :yeah: and he plays very exact,he doesn't have big fluctuations like Marat (who i also love:rocker2: ),he's not the type to dammage my heart :p

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 06:56 PM
WTA World :tape:

Whats wrong with that forum?


*thinks one second*


Nevermind, i know the answer already :o :lol:

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 06:56 PM
I do :angel:

But still... :devil:

This is RG, Nadals new country. For sure he'll defend it with all he got.

i hope not :shrug: i hope Igor will take it,if not,Kolya and if he fails too all my trust in Fedex :tape:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:58 PM
why do you call me mara :rolleyes: ? because i had the guts to cheer my fav:rolleyes: ?
i know Kolya personally,he's a great guy :yeah: and he plays very exact,he doesn't have big fluctuations like Marat (who i also love:rocker2: ),he's not the type to dammage my heart :p

:ras:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:58 PM
I think Fed will :cool:

Could happen, but Nadal looks to good imo.

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 06:58 PM
Whats wrong with that forum?


*thinks one second*


Nevermind, i know the answer already :o :lol:

:lol:

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 06:59 PM
:ras:

Jodi,last year i was very active on Marat's spanish thread,and there are mostly spanish girls and even melissa (Nadalita) who's french but speaks spanish. and before the RG they were all go Rafa bla bla and i had the guts to say i'm cheering Fedex :p

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 07:01 PM
Jodi,last year i was very active on Marat's spanish thread,and there are mostly spanish girls and even melissa (Nadalita) who's french but speaks spanish. and before the RG they were all go Rafa bla bla and i had the guts to say i'm cheering Fedex :p

Nadal will win though.

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 07:01 PM
maybe :p

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 07:04 PM
i hope not :shrug: i hope Igor will take it,if not,Kolya and if he fails too all my trust in Fedex :tape:

Sending love to Russia? :p

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 07:05 PM
maybe :p

Igor has a chance, but first he has to beat Nole :unsure:

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 07:06 PM
Could happen, but Nadal looks to good imo.

Yeah, he does plays impressive as always.

But if u've seen Fed's match today... :bowdown:

TMJordan
06-05-2007, 07:07 PM
Yeah, he does plays impressive as always.

But if u've seen Fed's match today... :bowdown:

I watched parts of it, Nadal was better yesterday against Hewitt IMO

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 07:29 PM
Sending love to Russia? :p
always :p
Igor has a chance, but first he has to beat Nole :unsure:

gollum too if he uses his power right he might get the ring :p

Naide
06-05-2007, 07:44 PM
I hope Fed will bagel boring man :drool:

DuLeafs
06-05-2007, 08:07 PM
I watched parts of it, Nadal was better yesterday against Hewitt IMO

Well.. Hewitt.... :rolleyes: :p

always :p

Flirter :p

I hope Fed will bagel boring man :drool:

Does that makes u drool? :unsure:

Mara_M
06-05-2007, 09:51 PM
no :ras:

DuLeafs
06-06-2007, 03:27 PM
:hatoff:

Mara_M
06-06-2007, 08:15 PM
:wavey:

DuLeafs
06-06-2007, 08:19 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/DuLeafs/159.gif

Hey Miru, wazzup?

Mara_M
06-06-2007, 08:25 PM
i'm happy :D

DuLeafs
06-06-2007, 08:27 PM
Thats good :D

Why? :)

Mara_M
06-06-2007, 08:36 PM
1: Romania won :cool:
2: i;ve been told i have an excellent english
3: i spoke on the phone with a girl who lives in america and i used to love very much

:D

DuLeafs
06-06-2007, 08:54 PM
1. Romania won with footie? Qualifications? Then ur leading the group before Holland :unsure: :p
2. Second that (written, coz havent heard ya yet :p )
3. Great :)

Mara_M
06-06-2007, 09:17 PM
1: yup :p
2: cuz u haven't called me :awww:
3: indeed :D

DuLeafs
06-06-2007, 09:23 PM
1: yup :p
2: cuz u haven't called me :awww:
3: indeed :D

1. Crap :ras:
2. I know :o :p
3. :cool:

I have to go :angel: Ciao :hatoff:

Mara_M
06-06-2007, 11:14 PM
1: cool :cool:
2: shame on you :p
3: :angel:

:wavey: :zzz:

Libelle
06-07-2007, 07:17 AM
no new lame jokes about belgians and hungarians? :awww:

Mara_M
06-07-2007, 07:32 AM
:ras:

actually when i went to cinema with mum on saturday the mall's parking lot as full :lol: but mum is damn lucky,so the guardian alowed her (and some jeps,bmws and mercedeses) to park on ppl with disabilities parking lot :lol:
and when i noticed i told mum : "yah,u're allowed to park here when u're with a blonde :devil:" and mum was :ras:ing me and the guardian said :"how can u say such a thing on your mother :awww:" and mum was like "hello im not that blonde anymore :p" and i said " yah,cuz i bought you red dyer on your bday :lol:"

Libelle
06-07-2007, 08:07 AM
naima :hug:

well i attended a wedding today and next to us there was another wedding and those are romanian VIPs i stalked (:ras:happy now Lena?) and took picks :p
sorry for late reply :o :tape: :p yes, i'm happy :kiss:


This thread should be named WTA world lovers :retard:

cute, name, as soon as we find the threadmaster :rolleyes: we can ask him to do it :angel:

Libelle
06-07-2007, 08:10 AM
:ras:

actually when i went to cinema with mum on saturday the mall's parking lot as full :lol: but mum is damn lucky,so the guardian alowed her (and some jeps,bmws and mercedeses) to park on ppl with disabilities parking lot :lol:
and when i noticed i told mum : "yah,u're allowed to park here when u're with a blonde :devil:" and mum was :ras:ing me and the guardian said :"how can u say such a thing on your mother :awww:" and mum was like "hello im not that blonde anymore :p" and i said " yah,cuz i bought you red dyer on your bday :lol:"

:kiss:

:rolls:

Aleksz
06-07-2007, 11:13 AM
This thread should be named WTA world lovers :retard:

:drool:
I'm lovin' that idea :cool: I'll be there more often if it's the case :angel:

Jadranka
06-07-2007, 01:04 PM
hellooo :wavey:

DuLeafs
06-07-2007, 03:25 PM
Hey to all http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/DuLeafs/camelnaner.gif

Mara_M
06-07-2007, 06:34 PM
sorry for late reply :o :tape: :p yes, i'm happy :kiss:
:kiss:

:kiss:

:rolls::hug:

:drool:
I'm lovin' that idea :cool: I'll be there more often if it's the case :angel::ras:

hellooo :wavey:Jaddddiiii :hug:

Hey to all http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/DuLeafs/camelnaner.gif
:spit: taking your wife slow :aplot: :aplot: :devil:?

Jadranka
06-07-2007, 06:41 PM
Miruu :hug: how are you sweety? :)

Mara_M
06-07-2007, 06:44 PM
graduating :lol:

you :D?

Jadranka
06-07-2007, 06:46 PM
lol, i'm fine :lol:

DuLeafs
06-07-2007, 06:48 PM
:spit: taking your wife slow :aplot: :aplot: :devil:?

Miru!!! :ras: Behave! :p