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Nikolay Davydenko is the GOAT ?

severus
01-10-2010, 12:30 AM
Some scary tennis from him lately. And what do you think. Is the ukrainian the best player of the history?:devil::devil:

cocrcici
01-10-2010, 12:39 AM
:rocker:

teamflex
01-10-2010, 12:43 AM
If he stops match fixing, he may win a slam.

Arkulari
01-10-2010, 01:22 AM
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=305842

rip off? :scratch:

abraxas21
01-10-2010, 01:23 AM
Yes.

Truth be told: Kolya is absolutely not just the best player of our epoch but also the Greatest Player of All Times. Why hasn't he won at leat one GS then? -some might be compelled to ask. But the answer is quite simple: His quest for perfection and more so his will to win are sadly controlled by the top power-seeking figures of the ingent Russian mafia. In an effort to save his own life as the lives of his family, he can only win when they order him to. Winning a match when there's no perentory mandate from "above" to do so is akin to signing his own death sentence.
What trobles his mind a bit is when the orders change -and they do- even during the match. In today's match for example, poor Kolya was instructed to let Nadal win and thus he let him take the first 7 games with little opposition. Then the match went on until suddenly he was told to win no matter what (apparently some of the millionary bets of the Russian mob had erroneously gone in his favour) and so he did of course. After all, winning is certainly not a problem for Kolya, the GOAT.

JimmyV
01-10-2010, 01:41 AM
This thread is now about the Morgan Freeman chain of command.


http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7728/ubrxi.jpg

mark73
01-10-2010, 02:03 AM
Well nadal was the goat because despite having nine less grand slams then federer he has a winning record against him. But now davydenko has a winning record against nadal so despite no grand slams he becomes the goat. AHHHHHH MTF logic at its finest. :)

selyoink
01-10-2010, 03:27 AM
Hard to think of a better player.

Kolya
01-10-2010, 04:40 AM
Definitely.

Manon
01-10-2010, 12:57 PM
I don't know but I definetly think he deserves one slam in his career.

Melly Flew Us
01-10-2010, 01:25 PM
davydenko is the man.

Logical
01-10-2010, 02:38 PM
Goon Of All Time? Yes.

Speed of Light
01-10-2010, 02:48 PM
Gasbag Of All Time? Yes

Bilbo
01-10-2010, 02:48 PM
GOAT of fixing?

Matt01
01-10-2010, 02:59 PM
I don't know but I definetly think he deserves one slam in his career.


Yeah, so that we can call him a one-slam-wonder :devil:

Certinfy
01-10-2010, 04:34 PM
GOAT of 2010 ATM.

born_on_clay
01-10-2010, 07:16 PM
Some scary tennis from him lately. And what do you think. Is the ukrainian the best player of the history?:devil::devil:

What are you smoking ? :)

Orka_n
01-10-2010, 08:15 PM
#1 Gambler Of All Time.

nsidhan
01-10-2010, 09:08 PM
More like DONKEY :wavey:

Andi-M
01-10-2010, 09:28 PM
Of course he is. :D

Jade Fox
01-10-2010, 09:49 PM
I don't know if he's the GOAT of tennis, but he is the GOAT of goofy pictures.

http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef0120a7bbf295970b-320wi

http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef0120a7b8e95f970b-400wi


Seriously not even Roddick and a bunch of horny lesbian koalas can top him. :worship:

abraxas21
01-11-2010, 05:59 PM
I don't know if he's the GOAT of tennis, but he is the GOAT of goofy pictures.

http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef0120a7bbf295970b-320wi

http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef0120a7b8e95f970b-400wi


Seriously not even Roddick and a bunch of horny lesbian koalas can top him. :worship:

great pics!

pete25
01-11-2010, 06:20 PM
I don't think he can win the AO this year.
It will be extremely tough for him to go all the way in a 2 weeks period with 5 sets matchs and the heat.
Plus, he's more likely to get injured than the other players.

LoveFifteen
01-11-2010, 06:33 PM
Calm down, children. Nikolai won tournaments that are best 2 out of 3 sets. A Slam is a whole different animal.

abraxas21
01-11-2010, 06:40 PM
I think it is time to start the Kolya fanbase. Who wants to be in?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F4KZjiTUwP0/RYXu_jMmvLI/AAAAAAAAARw/8VVOMkELhUA/s400/Davydenko+Wedding+pics.jpg

Orka_n
01-11-2010, 08:05 PM
Thinking about jumping on this bandwagon, actually. I used to dislike Kolya because of his injury faking and match fixing, but since late 2009 and not least the WTF, I see him in another light. I honestly didn't think he had tennis like that in him, not when facing the big dogs. I'm almost growing fond of the bald man. I also like that he is a first class Piggy roaster of late.

PiggyGotRoasted
01-11-2010, 08:51 PM
I think it is time to start the Kolya fanbase. Who wants to be in?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F4KZjiTUwP0/RYXu_jMmvLI/AAAAAAAAARw/8VVOMkELhUA/s400/Davydenko+Wedding+pics.jpg

I already started it a few years ago :devil:

pray-for-palestine-and-israel
01-12-2010, 12:05 PM
del potro roasts nadal

Djokovic roasts nadal (on hard)

Koyla roasts nadal

life isn't fair for Rafa these days

briecie
01-13-2010, 12:40 AM
I think it is time to start the Kolya fanbase. Who wants to be in?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F4KZjiTUwP0/RYXu_jMmvLI/AAAAAAAAARw/8VVOMkELhUA/s400/Davydenko+Wedding+pics.jpg


This photo is so absolutely adorable;) Just love it and you can see how in love they are.

Hey I wanna be in the fanbase!!!

moonlightdance
01-13-2010, 02:52 AM
that picture with the fishing pole is the GOAT :hearts: