The "Coming Soon: Titles By Former Hater Troll JMPower" Chat Thread :excited: Vol 47

:unsure: :lol: I fixed it. And here I was being nice and not pointing out your spelling mistakes earlier. :(

i'll be watching st mirren getting hammered in Glasgow while Denko is doing the same to Federer

Bad Gambler with Denko in three :sobbing:

Bet London: Group B Winner settled Today
Bet London: N. Davydenko vs R. Soderling settled Today
bad gambler won 3825000000!

That guy is just not human :sad:

Oh my fffn god.

I'm not a professional sportsperson and never have been, but I've always imagined it must be very difficult for someone at this level to "turn off" half way through a match and tank :shrug: Your whole professional life is spent honing your competitive skills and instincts, and learning how to focus and to fight........ so to do that for half a match and then suddenly stop and forget to be combatative must be quite hard I think. Or maybe I'm just niaive :shrug:

Hey, I won 6 vcash dollars on Group B. No :eek:s for me? :lol:

Hey, I won 6 vcash dollars on Group B. No :eek:s for me? :lol:

SIX big ones, huh? :yippee: :yippee:

yeah donate me $3 Melanie

BD's 25,000 he gave me lasted about 4 hours :o

holy shit, tiger woods... this is too ridiculous, for sure she gave him a mad beating and had to go drive his car into a tree to cover it up. maybe she hit him in the face with a frying pan. i mean would they even have frying pans in their house? maybe a ming vase then.

SIX big ones, huh? :yippee: :yippee: Why thank you, Star. I'm rather pleased with my $6 myself. ;)

yeah donate me $3 Melanie

BD's 25,000 he gave me lasted about 4 hours :oBD gave you 25 000 and it's gone already?! :speakles: And now you want me to donate half my day's winnings to you spendthrift?

Oh my fffn god.

It's nice she can see good in some people. Maybe her journalist friends only told her about doping allegations certainties and kept the match fixing rumours to themselves :)

edit: assuming that is *Ljubica* :o

:lol: You should quote her Lendl, Star. Quote her Agassi too while you're at it.

It is, Linda. Just saw the post in the Nole forum.

Who said that?

holy shit, tiger woods... this is too ridiculous, for sure she gave him a mad beating and had to go drive his car into a tree to cover it up. maybe she hit him in the face with a frying pan. i mean would they even have frying pans in their house? maybe a ming vase then.she took one of his golf clubs to him and his car it seems, maniac Swedes :eek:

the aerial view of his house was amazing, was like 20 mansions all joined together

if she divorces Tiger she's in for 0.5 Billion

Sorry Star, I hadn't gotten to your post yet :lol: Mine is a tad redundant now :o

shit man that is just too cinematic. oh dear dear dear, no wonder charges are pending :scared:

yeah i bet it is hard for an elite tennis player to tank, also i imagine it's really fucking hard to win wimbledon 6 times or whatever the fuck

Round Robin with those psychos must have been hilarious :worship:
Then came Tank Friday. First McEnroe, already eliminated from contention, gave in to Clerc. Then Borg, who couldn't get to sleep until 4 a.m., surrendered to Mayer. Back to back, a total of six games won by the two best players in the world. As a result of all this, Mayer, having finished with a 3-0 record in the blue round robin, now would play the loser of Connors-Lendl from the red group, the winner to draw Borg. "Get out the diving scorecards," somebody said. "Connors-Lendl will be a real three-meter springboard job."

After blowing two set points and collapsing 7-1 in the first-set tie-breaker, Lendl took the full plunge, spraying balls into the far reaches of Gotham. Connors, incensed at the Czech's obvious lack of effort, waved him off after the postmatch handshake and then called him "chicken. I don't understand how a player with his talent and future could act like that."

The next day Lendl, oozing confidence, brushed off Mayer in straight sets. Then he brushed off the media with what sounded suspiciously like clucking noises. "I changed my tactics the other night and it didn't work," Lendl said. "It happens sometimes."

It's nice she can see good in some people. Mayve her journalists friends only told her about doping allegations certainties and kept the match fixing rumours to themselves :)

edit: assuming that is *Ljubica* :o

Yeah. Like there could be any doubt. I had to restrain myself. And now she's saying that this is really best for Nole because Federer would have just beaten him and poor thing is so very tired and deserves a rest. Ai! Too bad I started liking Djoko before I knew she did. It was so much better when she was a Nalby fan and Tangy was calling her names.

maniac Swedes :eek:


Hey. Go easy on the Swede slurs there, buddy. :armed:

shit man that is just too cinematic. oh dear dear dear, no wonder charges are pending :scared:
Not for the first time, I'm having a hard time understanding you :lol: What charges?

She had a revelation during the 2007/2008 off season, Star, just bad luck for you :hug:

she took one of his golf clubs to him and his car it seems, maniac Swedes :eek:

the aerial view of his house was amazing, was like 20 mansions all joined together

if she divorces Tiger she's in for 0.5 Billion

Where did you get that story, Mikey?

This is what I read

A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car.
Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

Not for the first time, I'm having a hard time understanding you :lol: What charges?

Tiger Woods drama.

yeah i bet it is hard for an elite tennis player to tank, also i imagine it's really fucking hard to win wimbledon 6 times or whatever the fuck

:lol: :lol:

Not for the first time, I'm having a hard time understanding you :lol: What charges?

Video of the new story. It says charges are pending.
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

Maybe the crash was cellphone related. Trying to think of what charges other than alcohol.

:)

Where did you get that story, Mikey?

This is what I readand do you believe it? how could Tiger get so badly injured and need dragged out a car that was going slower than one of Nadal's FH's today

TMZ

We're told Elin told cops about the argument at the scene of the accident and Tiger gave the same story to authorities at the hospital where he was treated.

One Florida law enforcement official called it "a domestic issue."

Elin apparently was able to forgive and forget -- according to Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor, Nordegren smashed out the back window of Tiger's car to help get him out.

Woods ran into a fire hydrant and a tree at around 2:20 AM near his home in Florida. He was treated for minor injuries and released.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-fight-wife-crash-elin-nordegren/#ixzz0Y6fxacN8

why did she need to rescue him through the back window? did he drive into a lake? did the car burst into flames? these cadillac suvs sound very dangerous.

and do you believe it? how could Tiger get so badly injured and need dragged out a car that was going slower than one of Nadal's FH's today

Yeah. I don't think you can get up to 50mph in a cul de sac.

Anyway, I'm on the side of the Swedish girl who has two babies instead of the billionaire ho banging guy.

:haha: They have a picture of the fire hydrant!!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_fire_hydro_ex2.jpg

dude have i died and gone to ridiculous boolschetts heaven? first rogina's evel knievel stunt, now tiger almost beated to death by enraged wife... what the fuuuuck....

It must be the whore issue :shrug:

And the jinxing Gilette add, of course :yeah:

I bet all men will be back to old razors in no time. Or they'll grow big beards :unsure:

dude this means derek jeter is next :scared:

edit: he's not married, and the beisbol season is over... what could it be :scratch:

Is it even confirmed that he cheated on his wife :scratch:?

dude this means derek jeter is next :scared:

edit: he's not married, and the beisbol season is over... what could it be :scratch:

hey read back. I edited with a photo.

he prolly hit the fire hydrant and was like, shit, this isn't really gonna do much damage, and then he had to hit the tree... poor schmoo

Tiger's garage is bigger than your average mansion

It must be the whore issue :shrug:

And the jinxing Gilette add, of course :yeah:

I bet all men will be back to old razors in no time. Or they'll grow big beards :unsure:

I'm sorry to be so stupid, but what's the anniversary?

Tiger's garage is bigger than your average mansion

I looked at the street on google maps. It's like two houses on a cul de sac circle -- with acres and acres in the back.

dude this means derek jeter is next :scared:

edit: he's not married, and the beisbol season is over... what could it be :scratch:

He's secretly gay and he's gonna be caught framed in a public toilett just like gEorge Michael :shrug:

Is it even confirmed that he cheated on his wife :scratch:?

his wife trying to beat him to death at 2 am eliminates any lingering doubts

I thought she was trying to get him out of the car :awww:

I looked at the street on google maps. It's like two houses on a cul de sac circle -- with acres and acres in the back.what is the name of the street?

i want to google map his house and see in his backdoor with the maximize

I'm sorry to be so stupid, but what's the anniversary?

Romanian National Day, 91 years since the Big Union, December 1st :rocker2:

his wife trying to beat him to death at 2 am eliminates any lingering doubts

Did you see the pictures of the ho? Very slutty.

I thought she was trying to get him out of the car :awww:

so she could finish the job

Romanian National Day, 91 years since the Big Union, December 1st :rocker2:

http://www.wilsonspyro.com/images/502-Firework.jpg

I thought she was trying to get him out of the car :awww:



First she hit him, then he run scared like any coward Gilette spokesman would do, then he had the accident, then she got him out of the car to hit him some more :shrug:

Gillette apparently changed its pic on the french version of its website from:
http://bolq.liberation.fr/id/94031

to:
http://q.liberation.fr/photo/id/94028/r/03/02/w/459/m/1259357949

street name !!?

Did you see the picture of the wife? Very hot :cuckoo:

They shot the tree!!

One of Tiger Woods' neighbors tells TMZ he just saw Tiger and, with the exception of a few scratches, he looks "fine."

As for reports of facial lacerations, the neighbor says it just looked like a few cuts.

The infamous tree that Tiger hit is now gone. The whole area is blocked off.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-looks-fine/#ixzz0Y6jq48Ob

street name !!?

Isleworth. I think that's it. I copied it out of an article and searched Isleworth Florida. I thought it was a town, but apparently not.

i'm invisible again ..

:haha: :haha:

They should put a little JMDP popping out from Fed's pocket :D

dude. this is too insane.

It must be the whore issue :shrug:

And the jinxing Gilette add, of course :yeah:

I bet all men will be back to old razors in no time. Or they'll grow big beards :unsure: Happy Anniversary, Romania!

Is it even confirmed that he cheated on his wife :scratch:?As if this thread needs confirmation.

Gillette apparently changed its pic on the french version of its website

http://q.liberation.fr/photo/id/94028/r/03/02/w/459/m/1259357949 :lol: They've destroyed the evidence.

street name !!?It was in one of Star's posts, I think, earlier today.

google map is amazing

all of you tell me your streets and let me zoom in 100% on you

i'm invisible again ..
:hug:

that hiperthyroidism was confirmed after all? What did Tio Toni have to say on the matter? :awww:

the "accident" was to give an explanation for having a bashed up face and keep the mother of his tiny baby from spending the night in jail. "scratches" in a car accident? bruises, cuts, gashes, but "scratches"? maybe the tree was a cactus... but we'll never know. cuz it was eliminated. with extreme prejudice :scared:

First she hit him, then he run scared like any coward Gilette spokesman would do, then he had the accident, then she got him out of the car to hit him some more :shrug:

I think probably the car was locked from the inside and she couldn't open the door. But your version is better. :)

Here's the ho.

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel.jpg

butch :eek:

She is so.......obvious :rolls:

the "accident" was to give an explanation for having a bashed up face and keep the mother of his tiny baby from spending the night in jail. "scratches" in a car accident? bruises, cuts, gashes, but "scratches"? maybe the tree was a cactus... but we'll never know. cuz it was eliminated. with extreme prejudice :scared:

The neighbor said lacerations. :kiss:

But your version is better.

I love it that they took away the tree.

i thought she was holding some kind of weird vacuum cleaner, shows what i know about housekeeping

Are you serious, his wife is ten times hotter :lol:

Men are weird creatures :awww:

The neighbor said lacerations. :kiss:

the quote you posted said "a few scratches" :shrug:

i'm google mapping Celtic's stadium

100% zoom, see where i can get a hot dog tomorrow

Wow, the Tiger Woods story is priceless. :rolls: The photo of the fire hydrant :haha:

and that woman looks awful :tape: Men :rolleyes:



Forget said he would still, without a doubt, select Rafa for DC if he was captain of the Spanish team.:worship:
"Il faut se le farcir l'oisillon sur terre battue quand même":lol:

What a hater. :worship: This guy must have suffered serious trauma (and increased psychiatrist bills) because of Rafa's success. :awww:



Yeah, I know:(. If I won a lottery, I would buy land and acquire resources to run an animal farm and live there forever,

I thought you wanted to be a student for ever. :rolleyes: :(



I've been complaining about the scheduling from the start. It is ridiculous.

Guess who is the only p-layer with beneficial scheduling?

Fixerer.

Gets to play knackered Davy 2moro, then knackered winner of the 9pm SF on Sunday afternoon.

:spit: What a joke!



Yeah. Like there could be any doubt. I had to restrain myself. And now she's saying that this is really best for Nole because Federer would have just beaten him and poor thing is so very tired and deserves a rest. Ai! Too bad I started liking Djoko before I knew she did. It was so much better when she was a Nalby fan and Tangy was calling her names.

She used to be a Nalby (:inlove:) fan? :speakles: :( Thank God for Nole then. :worship:

TMZ update :lol:
We're told the Florida Highway Patrol went to Tiger's house this afternoon to talk to him about the accident -- but they were turned away by his wife, who said he was sleeping. The FHP plans to try and talk to Woods again tomorrow.

google mapping the o2 arena

To MY in the tourney thread :eek::
Your obsession with other top guys losing is revolting. My honest opinion.

Nadine getting brave, tackling the beast :eek:

TMZ update :lol:

???sleeping??? :scared: :unsure: oh shit i hope he's ok

She beat him into a coma :scared: :unsure:

First she hit him, then he run scared like any coward Gilette spokesman would do, then he had the accident, then she got him out of the car to hit him some more :shrug:

They shot the tree!!

the "accident" was to give an explanation for having a bashed up face and keep the mother of his tiny baby from spending the night in jail. "scratches" in a car accident? bruises, cuts, gashes, but "scratches"? maybe the tree was a cactus... but we'll never know. cuz it was eliminated. with extreme prejudice :scared:

TMZ update :lol:


:rolls:

The gossip magazines and TV shows will have a riot with this story. :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png

mkay prolly they fought, she scratched up his face, he was like, laterz, then when he was trying to drive away she was jumping in front of his whip and he swerved and hit the hydrant, then he swerved and hit the tree, then she seized her chance and bashed up the vehicle and the neighbors called the fuzz

what street do you live on in Greece Metis

the quote you posted said "a few scratches" :shrug:

I read back and it said both. Actually cuts, lacerations and scratches. Since cuts are lacerations -- same thing.

As for reports of facial lacerations, the neighbor says it just looked like a few cuts.

i thought she was holding some kind of weird vacuum cleaner, shows what i know about housekeeping

I know!! I had to stare at it for a long time.


She used to be a Nalby (:inlove:) fan? :speakles: :( Thank God for Nole then. :worship:

She turned on him because he was "dating" her friend and treated her badly. sumpin

how fuckin bizarre that this happens the day after all that shiz with mikey's "which one doesn't belong" picture

what street do you live on in Greece Metis

You should download google earth. It's even better.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png
Awesome, Linda.

mkay prolly they fought, she scratched up his face, he was like, laterz, then when he was trying to drive away she was jumping in front of his whip and he swerved and hit the hydrant, then he swerved and hit the tree, then she seized her chance and bashed up the vehicle and the neighbors called the fuzz

:haha:

There you go! Excellent crime scene reconstruction.

You can go to work for TMZ.

Yeah. The police were there in 3 minutes of the accident.

Gilette commercial on right now :lol:

how fuckin bizarre that this happens the day after all that shiz with mikey's "which one doesn't belong" picture

Ther is cheating and there is........cheating :aplot:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png

:haha:

If I had a siggy, that would be my siggy. :lol:

Awesome, Linda.

You can use it for your sig if you want :hug:

It is so bizarre that the three have fallen from grace at the same time :eek:

As a sports fan, I feel embarassed.

Gillette must be thrilled :rolls:

how fuckin bizarre that this happens the day after all that shiz with mikey's "which one doesn't belong" picturei forced Tiger into action

You can use it for your sig if you want :hug:

It is so bizarre that the three have fallen from grace at the same time :eek:

As a sports fan, I feel embarassed.

Stop it, you're not a sport fan, only a fangirl :( I thought we have that sorted :rolleyes:

I keep reading back and finding new things to giggle over. :lol: I can't quote them all.

:worship:

Here's the story -- sort of

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/enquirer-tiger-cheating-on-wife-with-party-girl-27124

gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."

Quote from Uchitel: “Although I’ve been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, I will never kiss and tell!“

I'm having trouble editing here.

gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."

:haha: :haha:

gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."


:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png

:lol:



mkay prolly they fought, she scratched up his face, he was like, laterz, then when he was trying to drive away she was jumping in front of his whip and he swerved and hit the hydrant, then he swerved and hit the tree, then she seized her chance and bashed up the vehicle and the neighbors called the fuzz

very nicely put :worship:


what street do you live on in Greece Metis

Like I would tell you :p


She turned on him because he was "dating" her friend and treated her badly. sumpin

:eek: more gossip :D

A comment on that article I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose :haha: :haha: :o

goddamn tiger woods is an eriet. for sure this woman is going to leak all kinds of stuff, uh, by which i mean information, cuz she is a fame whore, prolly trying to get her own reality show...

tiger tiger tiger, i can't believe i thought you were smart just cuz caddyshack's your favorite movie :rolleyes:

:eek: more gossip :D

That's a consider the source tidbit. Even with my low opinion of Nalby, I don't state it as gospel. I mean wouldn't her friends be a bit old for Nalby to "date?"

A comment on that article I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose :haha: :haha: :o

:haha:

I didn't see that! Oh my god.

WTF honestly how big a scumbag do you have to be to do something like that :o
Uchitel had been carrying on an affair for months with David Boreanaz, a star on the Fox TV show Bones. Boreanaz ’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant during the tryst, and he reportedly called Uchitel from the delivery room as Bergman was giving birth.

gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."

OMG :haha:



That's a consider the source tidbit. Even with my low opinion of Nalby, I don't state it as gospel. I mean wouldn't her friends be a bit old for Nalby to "date?"

:lol: I know. Well, I never give much credence to gossip anyway. :shrug:

:lol:
Watch that fake smile phoney Tiger turn it into an endorsement.. ‘When I cheat, I use Trojan. You should too’

So how did the Enquirer get tipped on the story? Probably through a connection with the mag’s sister publication, Star magazine. Star previously reported that Uchitel had been carrying on an affair for months with David Boreanaz, a star on the Fox TV show Bones. Boreanaz ’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant during the tryst, and he reportedly called Uchitel from the delivery room as Bergman was giving birth.


this reminded me of:


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/19/129004155529594887.jpg

goddamn tiger woods is an eriet. for sure this woman is going to leak all kinds of stuff, uh, by which i mean information, cuz she is a fame whore, prolly trying to get her own reality show...

tiger tiger tiger, i can't believe i thought you were smart just cuz caddyshack's your favorite movie :rolleyes:

Apparently you missed the part where she said she would "never kiss and tell." :p

The Enquirer story has her saying that it's true love with Tig.

*taking out Boreanz of my drooling list* :o :o

I do feel sorry for Elin.

Well, this has been exciting but I'm already way past my bedtime.


Night all :wavey:

*taking out Boreanz of my drooling list* :o :o
I used to have a crush on him when he was playing in Buffy :rolls:

night Metis :hug:

on the bright side she's about to be a smokin hot single bazillionairess, unless that attempted murder thing bollixes up her alimony. hope she didn't skrimp on the lawyer for the prenup :unsure:

Well, this has been exciting but I'm already way past my bedtime.


Night all :wavey:

Ciao! :kiss:

Another crime scene photo.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_house_wm_ex.jpg

:scratch: did they take away the hydrant too??? dude i know i shouldn't be lmfao about this but... i am

I'm watching a show called "Help me my butt is flat" :yeah:
Who says you can't find good TV at 2 am

Apparently they shot both the hydrant and the tree.


You can see a small barricade where the fire hydrant Tiger hit used to be. Remnants of debris can be seen scattered across the driveway -- possibly from when Tiger's wife smashed out the back window to help him.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y713LVMy

I know! it's ridiculous.

I missed so much while I was at work today :mad:

I missed so much while I was at work today :mad:

did business ever pick up? :hug:

You have to read back for all the Tiger stuff. There are some gems in there. :lol:

"Now thanks to my new butt I feel like a woman again" :haha:

did business ever pick up? :hug:

You have to read back for all the Tiger stuff. There are some gems in there. :lol:

I read back a few pages (and I have 40 posts per page) and :lol:

And no business sucked today :rolls: We are going to be nowhere near where we were projected to be :sad: but our store is in a strip mall and like.. with it getting dark so early, no one really walks around once it gets dark, so it's kind of expected :shrug:

We are kind of used to Black Friday being incredibly disappointing in my store.

I read back a few pages (and I have 40 posts per page) and :lol:

And no business sucked today :rolls: We are going to be nowhere near where we were projected to be :sad: but our store is in a strip mall and like.. with it getting dark so early, no one really walks around once it gets dark, so it's kind of expected :shrug:

We are kind of used to Black Friday being incredibly disappointing in my store.

Oh, and Djoko. :sad: I'm kind of over it now but I was upset a bit.

Oh, and Djoko. :sad: I'm kind of over it now but I was upset a bit.

Wait, what did Nole do? Or not do. I'm still catching up and this place is like one-stop shopping :lol:

Well because he lost to Söd, it was in Sod's hands whether Djoko got into the semis and Söd apparently thought it would be better if Davy got in. So, with at 6-3 head to head with Davy, Söd lost in three sets. By winning one set, he assured that he would get to play DPo instead of Fed.

OMG you people have been crazy. Snoo you need to take some medication to calm you down:haha:

Well because he lost to Söd, it was in Sod's hands whether Djoko got into the semis and Söd apparently thought it would be better if Davy got in. So, with at 6-3 head to head with Davy, Söd lost in three sets. By winning one set, he assured that he would get to play DPo instead of Fed.

Ah.

Well, I am quite glad Davy won in 3 because it won me my TT match :rolls:

Nole could have prevented this by not losing to Soderling :mad:

Ah.

Well, I am quite glad Davy won in 3 because it won me my TT match :rolls:


:worship:

I think I'll go to bed.

OMG you people have been crazy. Snoo you need to take some medication to calm you down:haha:

Snoo needs to stand under the hydrant. She's on FIRE tonight. :lol:

Ah.

Well, I am quite glad Davy won in 3 because it won me my TT match :rolls:

Nole could have prevented this by not losing to Soderling :mad:

So very true. And now that I know about TT, that dispels any sadness I might have had for Nole. :silly:

Snoo needs to stand under the fire hydrant. She's on FIRE tonight. :lol:

She seems to have calmed down now. Maybe her pussy gave her a shot of valium.

So very true. And now that I know about TT, that dispels any sadness I might have had for Nole. :silly:


TT is the answer to all of world's problems. You should know that by now.

Oh my god. they had a news chopper on the story.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_wesh_vid.jpg

She seems to have calmed down now. Maybe her pussy gave her a shot of valium.



TT is the answer to all of world's problems. You should know that by now.

I hope it gets to global warming soon.

The town is packed because the ski resorts don't have snow. yuck.

Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg

:crying2::crying2::crying2:

BD's 25,000 he gave me lasted about 4 hours :o

:rolleyes:

Here's the ho.

:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too. Adam definitely would. I would, although I'd make him work a little for it at first. JM would if he got lonely enough or if he thought Tiger might give him Rogelina's new cell phone number.

She does look hella pre-op in that picture, though. That needed to be said.

I do feel sorry for Elin.

I don't. She's still youngish, hot, and ridiculously wealthy. Besides, what did she expect? All GOATish athletes cheat in some way. :shrug: Tiger cheated on his wife. Wayne Gretzky gambled (through his wife). Michal Jordan cheated on his wife and gambled. Pete Rose cheated on his wives, gambled, and popularized the worst haircut of the 20th century (i.e. crime against fashion):

http://siliconangle.net/ver2/travisrodgersnow/files/2009/11/pete-rose2-215x300.jpg

Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife when he ***** and pillaged his way through Colorado. Rogelina cheated Rafa out of a chance to celebrate his 2009 AO victory during the trophy presentation:

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2009+Australian+Open+Day+14+10hx9vdzSbLl.jpg

You can't even tell who won the damn tournament. Laver looks the happiest of the three. Maybe it was him. :shrug: History may altogether overlook this year's AO.

Or will it?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tN61FDr03c/SYaJ5cebDnI/AAAAAAAAAl0/YK7YQ4Xcioc/s400/federer+crying+in+Australian+open+final.jpg

Never forget. :rocker2:

BD, I mean as for the Tiger, well he left the Mercedes to drive the Lada.

Then again maybe he wanted to putt some different holes.

BD, I mean as for the Tiger, well he left the Mercedes to drive the Lada.

Then again maybe he wanted to putt some different holes.

There's no doubt that Elin is way hawter than Richard (or whatever that chick's name is). Tiger made the dumbest choice possible--he chose a fame-hungry chick who he couldn't even see that regularly.

Tiger should have put some thought into how and with whom he would cheat. He could have gone the JFK route and just gotten random and anonymous tail OR he could have gone the FDR route and just carried on with his secretary/assistant for like 20 years. Both would have been better options.

I would be more surprised to see Sampras cheat on his wife like this. He's even more private than Woods, and, bless Pete's heart, he just doesn't have the mental dexterity to participate in a liaison that involved secret trysts, sexting, meeting in different countries, etc. Well, Pete could probably handle the sexting; I'll give him that.

Right. I didn't think it was. The tom cat that bit me wasn't mine either. Did you have to go to the doctor?

Yeah. That's when I went to the doctor and got a penicillin shot and found out I was allergic to penicillin. Good times. :lol:

no i think i didn't have to..:scratch::D my memory kinda sucks and i only remember the bad things that happened in my childhood :tape: :lol:


:lol: at this thread... i don't usually read back.. but i'm glad i did :haha:

Can't fault that BD, as for Sampras, nothing is too surprising these days.

Andre's mullet was a wig, nothing is gonna surprise me anymore in this life :sobbing:

Except maybe Roger saying about Murray "he won because he was better than me" :eek: without saying afterwards "but I was sick, you know" :awww:

I just read back. :haha:

Tiger :worship:
When I said he would be the next to cheat the other night, I didn't expect it to turn out to be so loltastic. :rolls:

:spit::haha:Just finished reading back the last couple of pages, :rolls:the Tiger stories

dont know why but Elton remind me Jm here
V08iMzB0-jA&feature=channel

The best news of the week-end Ski Jumping has started :banana:

And Jahne :inlove: :hearts: is back, how I missed him :sobbing:

the best new will be if inter and higgy will win:p

And the really shocking news will be if when Ronnie will win :eek: :o :help:

2>>>>>>>>>0

or not was


0>>>>>>>>>2

;)

Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg

that pic oozes fakery.

that pic oozes fakery.

You think they rubbed peanut butter on them for the dogs? :awww:

ESPN is turning itself into knots about what will happen to golf if Tiger can't play. wow. I never thought golf was ao dependent on one person. And there's a story about what will happen to his endorsements. :lol: I don't think it's that dire. Anyway, all they have to do is hire Snoo. She'll show them the way out of it. :rocker2:

Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg

:crying2::crying2::crying2:



:rolleyes:



:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too. Adam definitely would. I would, although I'd make him work a little for it at first. JM would if he got lonely enough or if he thought Tiger might give him Rogelina's new cell phone number.

She does look hella pre-op in that picture, though. That needed to be said.



I don't. She's still youngish, hot, and ridiculously wealthy. Besides, what did she expect? All GOATish athletes cheat in some way. :shrug: Tiger cheated on his wife. Wayne Gretzky gambled (through his wife). Michal Jordan cheated on his wife and gambled. Pete Rose cheated on his wives, gambled, and popularized the worst haircut of the 20th century (i.e. crime against fashion):

http://siliconangle.net/ver2/travisrodgersnow/files/2009/11/pete-rose2-215x300.jpg

Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife when he ***** and pillaged his way through Colorado. Rogelina cheated Rafa out of a chance to celebrate his 2009 AO victory during the trophy presentation:

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2009+Australian+Open+Day+14+10hx9vdzSbLl.jpg

You can't even tell who won the damn tournament. Laver looks the happiest of the three. Maybe it was him. :shrug: History may altogether overlook this year's AO.

Or will it?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tN61FDr03c/SYaJ5cebDnI/AAAAAAAAAl0/YK7YQ4Xcioc/s400/federer+crying+in+Australian+open+final.jpg

Never forget. :rocker2:

Beautiful segue into the main point of all of this.

(Laver :lol:)

So it turns out that Mikey and Snoo were right all along. :lol:


Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YAD2ZlPU

:haha: :haha:

Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg The dogs - :inlove: I don't care if Tiger and his little girl have peanut butter on their faces or not.

So it turns out that Mikey and Snoo were right all along. :lol: What an idiot Tiger is. But how good are we! :worship:

Match is starting. :)

where are the fixertards today??? :scratch:

What a joke! FixerGOAT beating one of his favorite turkeys who in addition played a 3 set match last night while he was relaxing on his day off.

That's how Roger likes to win his big titles these days. :yeah: :lol:

Agreed. :haha:

Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

the ace machine :rocker2:

Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

Kolya will be out for revenge because Federer out fixed him ;)

give the break early :rocker2:

Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

Don't start with us Kim :mad:

Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

Is there an official Federer forum rule that you all have to fulfill a specific anti-jinx quota? :lol:

keep the streak of UFE alive now :rocker2:

will finish soon:zzz:

8 UFE in 2 games from his GOATness :rocker2:

Claire staying in the Fed forum again :tears:

Just caught up with the thread.

That Woods story just keeps giving. :worship:



I'm watching a show called "Help me my butt is flat" :yeah:
Who says you can't find good TV at 2 am
"Now thanks to my new butt I feel like a woman again" :haha:

:spit: I'm sure there were tears and moving scenes accompanied by dramatic music involved.



Apparently they shot both the hydrant and the tree.

I know! it's ridiculous.

Getting rid of the evidence. :lol:



:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too. Adam definitely would. I would, although I'd make him work a little for it at first. JM would if he got lonely enough or if he thought Tiger might give him Rogelina's new cell phone number.

:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:




I don't. She's still youngish, hot, and ridiculously wealthy. Besides, what did she expect? All GOATish athletes cheat in some way. :shrug: Tiger cheated on his wife. Wayne Gretzky gambled (through his wife). Michal Jordan cheated on his wife and gambled. Pete Rose cheated on his wives, gambled, and popularized the worst haircut of the 20th century (i.e. crime against fashion):

http://siliconangle.net/ver2/travisrodgersnow/files/2009/11/pete-rose2-215x300.jpg

Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife when he ***** and pillaged his way through Colorado. Rogelina cheated Rafa out of a chance to celebrate his 2009 AO victory during the trophy presentation:

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2009+Australian+Open+Day+14+10hx9vdzSbLl.jpg

You can't even tell who won the damn tournament. Laver looks the happiest of the three. Maybe it was him. :shrug: History may altogether overlook this year's AO.

Or will it?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tN61FDr03c/SYaJ5cebDnI/AAAAAAAAAl0/YK7YQ4Xcioc/s400/federer+crying+in+Australian+open+final.jpg

Never forget. :rocker2:


The way you managed to include the AO trophy photos is truly masterful :worship:

Claire staying in the Fed forum again :tears:

and jm in the garden :sad:

and Mike in Glasgow:p

i txt him the final score in this way denko won 36 76 75 can sound realistic?:devil:

it's sad that they only overpopulate this thread during rafa's matches :bigcry:.. we want them here more often :lol:

They'll pop up when Fed is 2 breaks up in the final set.

anyone else thinks davy look really tired today??? he isn't moving well :bigcry: organizers grrrr:mad:

and jm in the garden :sad:

and Mike in Glasgow:p

i txt him the final score in this way denko won 36 76 75 can sound realistic?:devil::devil:Betty:lol:
:oAwesome start so far Roger:help:

it's sad that they only overpopulate this thread during rafa's matches :bigcry:.. we want them here more often :lol:

They'll be here to gloat later on and to :bigcry: about their fears of Roger getting pwned in the final by Soderling. :lol:

They will also make sure to include in their posts thinly veiled sarcastic comments about Rafa's latest beatdowns. :)

Nadal-esque start from Federror.

It's so cold :tears:

ls stops to work:eek:
please one who works????

They'll be here to gloat later on and to :bigcry: about their fears of Roger getting pwned in the final by Soderling. :lol:

They will also make sure to include in their posts thinly veiled sarcastic comments about Rafa's latest beatdowns. :)


i don't really care about the gloating but the part i put in bold is what i really dislike :o:mad:

and jm in the garden :sad:

and Mike in Glasgow:p

i txt him the final score in this way denko won 36 76 75 can sound realistic?:devil::lol:

Is this the beginning of Fed's comeback?

Betty, try this:

http://www.freedocast.com/forms/PopOut.aspx?sc=530C428A31CE2139109B

Edit: I guess that won't work. Go to the site Hema gave us earlier in the week:

livescorehunter.com

Some from there should work.

i don't really care about the gloating but the part i put in bold is what i really dislike :o:mad:

dont say it or they will never finish:o

:lol:

Is this the beginning of Fed's comeback?

Betty, try this:

http://www.freedocast.com/forms/PopOut.aspx?sc=530C428A31CE2139109B

dont works:sad:thk anyway

dont works:sad:thk anyway I just edited my post. Look back.

Nid

Fed's b/h really is fucking shit.

:speakles:

damn doesnt work mel:sad: im watching live score what happening after the first 2 games:speakles:

edit works

bbc tards are making excuses for Federer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

and the comeback begins:rocker2:

:eek: :rolls:

bbc tards are making excuses for Federerer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Tim Henman is a disgrace.

bbc tards are making excuses for Federer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

didn;t he say that he sleeps like a baby while mirka takes care of the kids??? :scratch::angel::worship:

:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/SnooFoo828/emoticon/Invision-Board-France-115.gif just cuz i agree that timmygoat is superadorable doesn't mean i share your taste in gyes. maybe if he gave me a golfbag full of krugerrands first. and some rohypnol.

You think they rubbed peanut butter on them for the dogs? :awww:

:lol:

So it turns out that Mikey and Snoo were right all along. :lol:

as we say in my country, DUH

domestic violence is never funny

but catastrophically failed cover-ups (http://deadspin.com/5414139/tiger-woods-accident-story-just-gets-more-preposterous-by-the-hour) sometimes are

So according to the fine, upstanding, Windermere police department, Tiger's wife, Elin, heard the crash outside their mansion and had the wherewithal to wisely grab a golf club before she ran out the door just in case she happened upon an emergency situation. (In Sweden, golf clubs are the Jaws of Life.) Luckily she did — because who knows what would have happened to Tiger had she not acted so quickly. Remember — he ran over a fire hydrant. Although plenty of wacky slapstick family movies use this as a cheap visual gag when they run out of other ways to emphasize a character's bad luck, this is a dire situation in real life. He could have sat there all night, with serious-not-serious facial lacerations and possibly drowned. That's why she smashed the back window of the SUV — the gallons of water violently gushing into the vehicle could have killed him instantly had she gone through the front windshield or tried to, you know, get Tiger to unlock the driver's side door. She needed to climb through the back, grab her 200lb. husband by the collar and drag him to safety. Time was of the essence.

didn;t he say that he sleeps like a baby while mirka takes care of the kids??? :scratch::angel::worship:

:worship::worship:

i started t owatch and fed starts to play well again:o

Tim Henman is a disgrace.

Andrew Castle is even worse. At least Henman has the excuse that he is friends with Federer.

He's called him the greatest man to play the game about 12 times already. :rolleyes:

as we say in my country, DUH

domestic violence is never funny

but catastrophically failed cover-ups (http://deadspin.com/5414139/tiger-woods-accident-story-just-gets-more-preposterous-by-the-hour) sometimes are

:haha: :haha:

amazing pass :worship:

and what a run :worship::worship:

Andrew Castle is even worse. At least Henman has the excuse that he is friends with Federer.

He's called him the greatest man to play the game about 12 times already. :rolleyes:

I love Andrew Castle :awww:

bbc tards are making excuses for Federer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yes I'm sure Mirka makes him get up and feed them in the middle of the night before the SF. :lol:

I love Andrew Castle :awww:

:eek::unsure: How can you love someone that keeps calling Rogi, the great man.

Stop watching, Bett :(

is he hot linda?? :scratch:

yes metis im sure she wakes up as me for the first 2 years of francy 6/8 time for night...look her face she looks destroy:sad:

:eek::unsure: How can you love someone that keeps calling Rogi, the great man.

He loves Rafa too. ALso I find him cheesy fantastic.

I HATE Henman as a commentator.
is he hot linda?? :scratch:

Uh ... he is embarassing dad at a wedding/catalogue man.

they are now having a serious discussion about him being up with the kids all night.

OMG that flag! :haha:

SCottish flag with THANKS FED written on it.

OMG that flag! :haha:

SCottish flag with THANKS FED written on it.

:lol:damn i miss it

my idols :rocker2:

OMG that flag! :haha:

SCottish flag with THANKS FED written on it.

brilliant

I love Andrew Castle's voice :inlove:

Fed will win the 2nd set in the TB and steamroll in the 3rd :zzz: I saw this movie a gazillion times, it's just like a bad policier :yawn:

Netcord really not on Roger's side today

amazing gets by davy in this game :love:.. the GOAT will be annoyed and will kill him now :worship:

Netcord really not on Roger's side today

Wants to redeem itself after all the bad luck he brought Rafito :(

OTOH, Fed will not need to go to a TB, he'll break right here :worship:

6-1 now :rocker2: and let the gloating begin:rolleyes:

Andrew Castle needs gagging. They haven't given Kolya any credit for his performance at all.

NID, Chokerdenko, Luckerer etc etc etc.

Davy :bigwave:


He was desperately screaming trying to get those shots in that game; he'll be competely knackered in the 3rd.

Federer serving first too. I predict 6-1 or 6-2 in 20 minutes.


All he needs now is a long 3-setter between Soderling and Del Potro. :yeah:

jesus fucking christ tennis channel is still at 4-5

the 2nd match will end in a score of 6/7 7/6 7/6 in 3-4 hrs :rocker2:

drop the next 5 games davy :rocker2:

NIFD

At least he won a set :hug:

ATP website: "Stunning opening set from Davydenko"

Yes they all do that and then opt for FAIL. :yeah:

According to Andrew Castle, Federer has just been crowned year end number 1 for the 5th year in a row. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

kolya looks like meryl streep minus 40 pounds.

According to Andrew Castle, Federer has just been crowned year end number 1 for the 5th year in a row. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

maybe for him Fed won Wimbledon for 6 years in a row, too :hug:


Metis, you should make a FAIL photo with all these mugs and their H2H's against Roger :rolleyes:

kolya looks like meryl streep minus 40 pounds.

Kolya looks like a 20 pounds slimmer zombie :shrug:

hahah have u seen the fed's mom said something to mirka and she answered with a formal smile and the tipical expression of a daughter in lasw vs her mom ins law :haha:

fatigue :awww:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9366641&postcount=3565

:haha:



kolya looks like meryl streep minus 40 pounds.

:lol:


Metis, you should make a FAIL photo with all these mugs and their H2H's against Roger :rolleyes:

:lol: Good idea! Maybe after the final. :D

So in AO final, FED was the tired one? :haha: :haha:

fatigue :awww:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9366641&postcount=3565

:haha:

and won 2 this year coz the source of fatigue wasn;t there???:confused::rolleyes::o


the break will come now :rocker2:

FixerGOAT will make his move now.

or better yet lady luck will do it for him

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

So in AO final, FED was the tired one? :haha: :haha:

coz rafa's matches are dominated by long pauses between serves...:rolleyes: u didn't know??? :lol:

Un-fucking-real :rolls:

great hold for Davy after the first 2 insane points

yes in the end is not a bad match

great hold for Davy after the first 2 insane points

I thought he was a goner. :p

:speakles:* 65 denko

And he is serving for the match. Come on!!!!!

I thought he was a goner. :p

me too :lol:



and now he breaks :eek: choke coming up...

Davy vs Söderling WTF final! A dream final for everybody :worship: :bowdown: :D

yes maria,sure i never waited this score vs fed from denko

Tiebreak.

i actually put some vcash on davy and sod :lol:

:armed: вамос коля :armed:

Söd's choice looking good rt now.

Btw has Snoo been here?
I've wanted to ask her how she likes Irina's violet/lilac (or whatever it's called) nail polish?

Davy could be getting crispé

Almagro-esque.

Bad Gambler just isn't human :sad:

Bad Gambler just isn't human :sad:

You're right about that. :o There's now way he's human.