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Welcome aboard naughty "Mimi"

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Daniel
10-25-2002, 12:14 PM
lol

poor mimi , maytbe you were looking some xxx pictures of goran and you were caught. :o

See you Mimi :kiss:

Mimi
10-26-2002, 03:04 AM
hello daniel, i am very conservative in real life, these yellow naughty things are joking only ;), I did not look for those naked photos, my boss knew me playing message board 2 years ago but by then i was my "useful" for her, now mimi is useless and so ...

don't worry, i will find way to post sometimes ;)

thanks and take care :D

Jorge
10-26-2002, 06:33 AM
Hi the stalker of the plumps is right here!

so are you going to start a thread asking for my ban because i like to stalk the plump people?;) :bounce:

Mimi
10-26-2002, 10:51 AM
i don't believe that you stalk the girl they said coz i think mimi is a bit more beautiful than her that i think you should stalk me instead of her :o ;) :p

the plump people are always truthworthy and loyal to their king Jorge, don't be sad, we always love our king :kiss: :kiss:

Jorge
10-27-2002, 01:21 AM
Marri has explained all. She wasn't involved. was a stupid mistake of one of her friends (Martina Hingisova):mad: I feel better now, but still really upset, cause if marri has explained that i weren't her stalker, but just a friend. My account was deleted:fiery: as the result of that stupid confusion:fiery:

I jus stalk one person: Daniel:drool: :D

Ps at least i have learnt something positive about the women, the dutch girls sucks!:mad: (at least about her character)

Mimi
10-27-2002, 02:39 AM
why stalk daniel instead of mimi, you bad fatty old uncle :mad: :mad: , bye mimi doesn't support you again, you fatty heartless king :mad: :p :p

Jorge
10-27-2002, 04:05 AM
i don't need to stalk you, you are so fat that you can't run, walk, hike, jump, or fly, just to roll, and to roll slowly:rolleyes: :D

Mimi
10-27-2002, 05:17 AM
pff, you are talking about yourself right, rolling, the fit mimi is now doing her jump ropes while this fatty jorge is asking softly to Tyson "pee pee, I can't stand", tyson said "fat man, you have pee pee for 10 times today, no more" and brings uncle Jorge a big bowl for pee pee purpose", don't bother me again, who told you to drink 10 bottles of coca cola :D:D

Jorge
10-28-2002, 01:24 AM
r u smoking again the funny grass?:rolleyes: Mimi stop to think that you are fit. NO! you aren't fit but FAT:p that's why i wanted to stalk you at the beginning. is good to have an eternal supply of meat to the hard years :D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Mimi
10-28-2002, 01:36 AM
mimi is a healthy and good girl, never go to these wave parties and smoke grass, are you nuts :mad: , you are talking about yourself right, unhealthy Jorge, but 50 years ago when you were a teenager, umm, by that time, no wave parties but is it called "a go go party", wearing those ugly panties like Elvis Presley and those long womanish wig :D:D

hahaha, what a lie, i have no meat but bones, poor mimi so thin :(

why are you so greedy, you yourself is already a meat mountain :D:D, your idol Dali once used you as model, one of his masterpiece "The Human Meat Moutain" :D:D

Jorge
10-28-2002, 01:38 AM
correction is not grass, but cocaine mixed with sake:rolleyes:

Mimi
10-28-2002, 01:41 AM
why lies, you have smoking grass, how come you said i can't chat on weekdays, i am not :mad:

Jorge
10-28-2002, 01:47 AM
ok junkie plumpie let's go to chat, msn or mundohingis? *marijuana is not allowed*:p :D

Mimi
10-28-2002, 01:50 AM
are you really ok :confused: i cannot go to msn in office, only mundohingis

Daniel
10-29-2002, 02:37 PM
Hi everyone :wavey:

Mimi
10-30-2002, 12:30 AM
hi daniel, why you always just say two words ;) :p

how are you, still dancing to supplment your studying at the same time :p

harry_potter
10-30-2002, 06:17 AM
hi daniel hi mimi hi fat uncle jorge :wavey: :D :p

Daniel
10-30-2002, 03:44 PM
I am checing some privces for an airplaneticket :D :D

harry_potter
10-31-2002, 01:20 AM
where do u want to fly 2? :D :D

Daniel
10-31-2002, 01:48 PM
no, it is for my friend from argentina to miami :)

harry_potter
10-31-2002, 01:59 PM
oh, ur friend luis, i c ;)

Daniel
10-31-2002, 01:59 PM
yeah he is m friend :D :D

harry_potter
10-31-2002, 02:10 PM
more than a friend, u mean :o

Daniel
10-31-2002, 02:11 PM
yes

*cough* what luis are you talknig aobut? my luis or the other one here????

Mimi
10-31-2002, 02:11 PM
daniel, i am also your friend, why you don't invite me to visit you :mad:

Daniel
10-31-2002, 02:13 PM
awwwww Mimi :*hug* :kiss:

you told me you were so busy, rememebr??/ and why arent you on msn???

is oyur boss around????

do you have candy for me today?? :o

Mimi
10-31-2002, 02:15 PM
i am at home, will be going to sleep soon, just checking some e-mail, are you busy talking with your friends in msn? can i talk toyou a bit ;)?:D

harry_potter
10-31-2002, 02:15 PM
hi mimi :wavey: :D

Daniel
10-31-2002, 02:16 PM
yes u can talk to me dear Mimi :kiss: :kiss:

Ill be wating for you :D :D

Mimi
10-31-2002, 02:17 PM
hi harry :D

ok, then i talk a bit with you daniel before i sleep so that i can have a good sleep ;):D

Daniel
10-31-2002, 02:18 PM
awww so sweet dear :) :D :kiss:

*spank* :lick; :drool:

Mimi
10-31-2002, 02:23 PM
can harry join us too? :D

Daniel
10-31-2002, 02:24 PM
yeah she can but i dont see her online

Mimi
10-31-2002, 02:25 PM
ok, hey, harry, next time give me your msn address please :D

Daniel
10-31-2002, 02:25 PM
lol

i have her on my list but she is not online :(

harry_potter
11-01-2002, 02:28 AM
my msn addy is martina_19800930@hotmail.com :D

Mimi
11-01-2002, 02:44 AM
thanks, harry, i will add you to mine, hope to be able to chat with you sometimes :):bounce:

Jorge
11-01-2002, 02:47 AM
you are going to chat about food, i know it:rolleyes:

harry_potter
11-01-2002, 02:47 AM
ok c u sometime ;) :D :bounce: :wavey:

harry_potter
11-01-2002, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
you are going to chat about food, i know it:rolleyes:

nope, we're going to chat about the record breaking fat uncle jorge :p

Mimi
11-01-2002, 02:49 AM
yes this jealous busybody jorge, no need to pay attention to him, he is jealous of our fit body although eating so much while he is restricted to his sofa and watching tv, he cannot even reach his computer without the help of tyson :D:D

Jorge
11-01-2002, 02:58 AM
Mimi and Harry cooking
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9803/29/two.fat.ladies/women.cooking.jpg

The complete plump family *Harry, Mimi and their relatives*:D
http://www.ppseawa.org/97S/Samoa.gif

Mimi
11-01-2002, 03:00 AM
areyou blind and deaf, how many times i said me and harry are chinese, not western woman, silly OLD UNCLE :mad: :mad: , always post fake photos :mad:

Jorge
11-01-2002, 03:06 AM
don't deny your familiy, plump!:mad: see the lil piggy Harry she has accepted her family without troubles:fiery: and look at her eyes plump, they are "asiatic women" just like you and like you they are F A T:p

Mimi
11-01-2002, 03:18 AM
don't deny your servants :mad: , because of you, this extra fat child your parents have to hire these large group of servants and they are speically chosen coz your father fears you will feel inferior if the servants are thin instead of fat people like you :D, wow, he loves you so much, harry, see Jorge has two fat western woman servants to prepare food for him, and its just his snacks, and look at the second one, his large group of servants, some are for helping to wash his dirty butt :D, some taking him to bed .... :D:D

Jorge
11-01-2002, 03:21 AM
then this means that you and Harry are my servants???;) :D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Mimi
11-01-2002, 03:24 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mimi see Jorge has two ]western women servants to prepare food for him, and its just his snacks, and look at the second one, his large group of servants, some are for helping to wash his dirty butt :D, some taking him to bed .... :D:D [/B][/QUOTE

see uncle is blind, i said western women servant, all people know me and harry are chinese, goodbye, uncle its time you reflect deeply yourself your sins and pray before you go to bed :angel:

Jorge
11-01-2002, 03:30 AM
pfffffffff@ Mimi:rolleyes: don't be so smart plump:rolleyes: everybody knows that your brain is filled with fat so you can't think correctly.

You were the wetnurse of King Kong and Harry Kong, both of you from Hong Kong...see?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

c ya plumps;)

harry_potter
11-01-2002, 04:26 AM
fat jorge posting fake pics again, i see :rolleyes:

Daniel
11-01-2002, 12:00 PM
hi everyone :wavey:

harry_potter
11-01-2002, 12:35 PM
care to join us daniel? ;)

Daniel
11-01-2002, 01:59 PM
yes i would like to join you

but to what??? :o

harry_potter
11-02-2002, 12:04 AM
no idea :o

Mimi
11-02-2002, 01:04 AM
yes uncle Jorge, mimi is not smart but at least a little bit smarter than you, hahaha :D:D:D

hey daniel and harry, i have an idea, its great fun, going to fat uncle Jorge's home, la, he is helpless in his sofa, we can eat his numerous snacks and food, while using his fat body to play hide and seek, he is so fat, we can hide under his t shirt or daniel, if you can endure his bad smell,hide under his undies :D yuk, never wash his undies :mad: , or we can use him as human sofa, we three to seat together in his tummy and watch TV, and pull his 300 pounds elephant legs as a good exercise :D:D

harry_potter
11-02-2002, 02:59 AM
good idea! *jumping up and down on jorge's VERY fat tummy and eating lots of chocolate* :D
but i don't think daniel will want to hide in his smelly undies ;) :o

Mimi
11-02-2002, 03:02 AM
hey, i do think so, coz daniel loves man :o, umm, may be he has bad taste this time, he used to love handsome and fit man, he now is tired of this, so he wants to have a change of taste, loving the fat human meat mountain, the fat jorge :D:D, so then when we play hide and seek, we now know how to locate daniel, he must be hiding under jorge's dirty undies :D:D

harry_potter
11-02-2002, 03:03 AM
or maybe in uncle jorge's mouth, full of fatty food :D

Mimi
11-02-2002, 03:06 AM
umm, may be, this fat jorge eats everthing, so may be we need to pull daniel from his mouth, let mimi buys a rope first :D

Daniel
11-02-2002, 12:38 PM
:kiss: Hi everyone :wavey:

Mimi
11-04-2002, 05:52 AM
daniel, give me a box of belgium chocolate for saving you, see you can speak now, if not for mimi pulling you with a rope and save you from jorge's big mouth, you are now already in his stinky big tummy, swimming together with the 100 tacos, 200 hamburgers, 300 pizza, 400 bananas :D:D

Daniel
11-05-2002, 02:26 PM
:) hi everyone :wavey:

Mimi
11-06-2002, 12:32 AM
why you always just say two words, daniel :confused: , are you being kidnapped by fat uncle jorge and he shuts your mouth coz he fears that you take away his tacos :p :p , don't worry, the super fit wonder woman miranda will fly over to save you from this bad man :mad: :mad:

Jorge
11-06-2002, 12:37 AM
hi everyone *hic*:wavey:

Mimi
11-06-2002, 12:49 AM
what is hic :confused:

Jorge
11-06-2002, 02:13 AM
hic means *hic* :p

Mimi
11-06-2002, 02:24 AM
yes i know hic = "highest in cholesterol", then of course its you uncle Jorge with the 10000 tacos+1000 moles+2000 carrot pies now swimming together in your tummy :cool: :D :D

daniel and harry, next time we can simply call uncle "hic", shorter name :D:D

Jorge
11-06-2002, 02:47 AM
*Educating Mimi*;)
hic it is an onomatopoeia that symbolizes the sound caused by the hiccup:p

Mimi
11-06-2002, 03:14 AM
"spanlking the fat ass of Jorge" :mad: wiht my super wonder legs :mad:

don't say lies or you gonna lose all your teeth and cannot eat your 1000000 tacos :mad:

hic is your nickname :mad:

Jorge
11-06-2002, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by mimi
"spanlking the fat ass of Jorge" :mad: wiht my super wonder legs :mad:

don't say lies or you gonna lose all your teeth and cannot eat your 1000000 tacos :mad:

hic is your nickname :mad:

you need a lot of education, Mimi.:rolleyes: spanlking?:rolleyes: wiht? :rolleyes: gonna?:rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: back to kindergarden, plump:p

Mimi
11-06-2002, 04:53 AM
stop picking up my spelling mistake :mad: and brings back my horrible poor life:( , mimi was so poor when she was a kid that she has no school to attend but to start working at age 5 in factory, making those cabbage dolls with her little hands and the cruel employers standing next to her with their whips :( :(

i am already very good, see, knowing little bit of english and french all by myself :mad: ,while this uncle is lucky, born in a rich family with 20 servants just to cook and clean his fat butt :mad: and he is laughing at me, how heartless he is, daniel and harry, please come out and lets jump up and down on this heartless uncle's fat tummy as exercises :D:D

mimi sings while jumping "We are family, la la la " :D:D

harry_potter
11-06-2002, 05:54 AM
hi uncle *hic* :p

how many tacos and big macs have u eaten today? ;)

Mimi
11-06-2002, 06:06 AM
just to say hi to my little harry :D coz my boss just disappears for a few minutes :rolleyes:

hey harry, uncle has eaten uncounted numbers of fried kentukay chicken today and i was told that his neighour has just complaied to the police because they cannot stand the bad smell of uncle Jorge, he is now making one truck of poo poo in his toilet, wow, stinky :mad: :mad:

harry_potter
11-06-2002, 06:17 AM
wow one truck of poo! it must smell bad after all the tacos and kfc chicken :eek:

uncle *hic* needs to buy some air refreshner for his toilet :rolleyes:

Mimi
11-06-2002, 06:23 AM
uncle is a miser, he only is willing to spend money on food, see not even for clothes, he only got 2 undies :o :mad: :p , he is too miser to buy the air refresher and come on harry, 1 truck of poo, it needs how many air refresher, not possible, i recommend uncle jorge to be sent to the nigeria coz he occupies too much space and doing too much damage to the world, see his poo poo makes his neighbour breathless and are about to die :mad: :mad:

Daniel
11-06-2002, 03:25 PM
hi grace :wavey:

Mimi
11-13-2002, 01:26 AM
hi king of "hi" daniel :p , how are you, long time no see :)

Daniel
11-13-2002, 12:27 PM
Hi everyone :wavey:

Mimi
11-18-2002, 05:51 AM
you big liar daniel :mad: , i asked you in msn whether barrie is your sweetheart, you said hes not, and now you admit that you have this yellow thing with him :mad: , now answer me, when will you two get married? and if so, will i be invited as the flower girl :D :D :p

Jorge
11-18-2002, 06:02 AM
hi plump flower! :p
hi chubby Barrie's Fiancé :D

i am gonna dream with your wedding ;)
ciao :wavey:

Mimi
11-19-2002, 12:58 AM
hi fat uncle Jorge :D

sorry that cpz i am so lovely, tiny and young that daniel invited me as the flower girl, well at first daniel wanted to invite you as the flower boy but sadly you are already 70 :D, later he wanted to invite you as the bestman, but sadly he could not find one bestman costume which is large enough for a man who is as fat as an elephant like you :(

but we all love our uncle so don't worry, we gonna send you the wedding video for you to look at in your beloved sofa :D:D

Mrs. B
11-19-2002, 10:31 AM
i want to eat Chinese food! am hungryyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

:)

Jorge
11-19-2002, 11:10 AM
would you like to taste the ribs of mimi in sauce of lime, Mrs. B? Mimi is Chinese and though very greasy she is eatable. What do you think about it? do you want some chops of this fatty chinese food?:D :bounce:

Mimi
11-19-2002, 11:39 AM
Mrs B, sorry, you find the wrong person, if you want to eat food, all kind of food, you can easily find them in uncle Jorge's refrigerator, he is a fat old man of 70 years old and has a figure of 80:80:80 inches, he only can sit on his sofa and eat, so ifyou are hungry, just go to his home and take the food from refrigerator, he is sitting helplessly in his sofa, just steal his food :D:D

Barrie_Dude
11-20-2002, 03:53 PM
Mimi!!!! I'm SchockeD!!! You speak that way about the man you love?

Daniel
11-20-2002, 11:42 PM
lol @ Mimi

no dear Mimi i told you on msn, that my man is another gay, i mean guy :D

Mimi
11-21-2002, 04:49 AM
hello Barrie, i love no man :p , by the way, have you prepared my flower girl costume, i want it from Chanel, ok :D :p

daniel, don't lies any more, you love Barrie and you two are gong to get married, come on, don't be shy, everyone here knows it :o:D :p

Jorge
11-21-2002, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by mimi
hello Barrie, i love no man :p , by the way, have you prepared my flower girl costume, i want it from Chanel, ok :D :p



yeah Barrie, she is telling the truth, she doesn't loves any men, she is in love with another woman:o . Yep Mimi is Levi's and very proud about it.


BTW who will wear the white dress on the wedding, Barrie or Daniel?

Mimi
11-21-2002, 09:05 AM
i don't love woman ;), what i mean is that i don't have any man to love and no man loves me ;)

Daniel
11-21-2002, 01:51 PM
Barrie will wear rhe pink dress ;)

i will wear the grey tuxedo , like Tuxedo Mask :D :o

Mimi
11-22-2002, 09:39 AM
umm, that means you are the man, and barrie is the bride :D:D, why pink dress, bride should wear white dress :D:D

Daniel
11-22-2002, 11:59 AM
lol , beacuae Barrie likes pink color and this is her second wedding :o ;)

Jorge
11-22-2002, 12:06 PM
yeah "white color" is just for the virgin ones, so barrie must wear a fiucsa or purple dress :p

Daniel
11-22-2002, 12:07 PM
lol @ Jorge

but this is my fourth wedding, what color could be right for me? :angel:

Jorge
11-22-2002, 12:13 PM
you are the man, don't you? the black suits you perfectly the color of the pain :mad:.

Barrie as a slut bride can't wear white, but there no problems if you are the man ;)

Daniel
11-22-2002, 12:15 PM
ohhh ok, yeah i will wear a black tuxedo.

you are invited to my wedding of course. It will be tomorrow at the Vizcaya Palaca in Miami :D :D

Jorge
11-22-2002, 12:18 PM
perrrfect, and don't forget to invite the plump flowers, Mimi the "piggy sunflower" and Harry "the chubby Rose"

and bring alcohol enough to die drowned!! :bounce:

Daniel
11-22-2002, 12:20 PM
of course, there are 150 peo-le invited, someo of the coming form Canada :D and a lot lot lot of Alcohol including my delicious friend Heineken :D :drool:

Jorge
11-22-2002, 12:23 PM
:rolleyes: @ Heineken

puedo tomar Corona o Guiness???

and don't forget to buy food enough to feed Mimi and Harry, more or less 890 kilos of rice and 456 hamburguers just for them, ok?

Daniel
11-22-2002, 12:25 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: tanta comida para Mimi y Grace, pos asi se me van todos lo ahorros,

*slap* @ you cmo es posible que no te guste Heieneken, pero tambine tendremos Corona , y tambinw Rom y Vodka, y pisco y rompe clazon que esu na bebida traida directamente desde la selva peruana :o :D

Jorge
11-22-2002, 12:26 PM
pues ya ves, no por nada estan mas gordas que el gordo Porcel :D

ok acepto el Pisco, y un tequilita se podrá?

Daniel
11-22-2002, 12:31 PM
por supuesto tequiltia con limoncito

tambien tendremos Enchiladas y Tacos

y por supuesto comida tipica de Canada y Argentina :D :D

Jorge
11-22-2002, 12:34 PM
un choripan, un buen corte con salsa de chimichurri, yummy

comida candiense no se mucho, liver cakes?

Daniel
11-22-2002, 03:12 PM
y mucho huevo tambien :) :) :) :) :)

Daniel
11-23-2002, 12:53 PM
mmimi u better be here soon :fiery:

Mimi
11-24-2002, 12:46 AM
hello daniel my sweetie, why are you so angry and calling for the bad mimi :p

you two speak spanish and i don't understand so i don't come here ;)

since you have married so many times and i none, can you marry both barrie and me at the same time, i want to marry once, lol ;):D:D i pay you US$100, marry me as well, ok ;):D

Daniel
11-24-2002, 10:59 AM
lol :D

ok i wll marry you soon :o

what color of dress?

Mimi
11-24-2002, 12:05 PM
no soon, immediately, i am anxious to be a bride :mad: :mad: :p :p

mimi is the snow white princess, so of course i need to wear a white dress :angel:

i just want to marry once, so after getting the mariage certificate, you are free, i allow you to live with barrie only coz i know you love him so much :D:D :p

Mimi
11-24-2002, 01:16 PM
hey,daniel, i just went to the yahoo chat room and meet an india man, he has web cam, he shows me his face, hey, its so intersting, its the first time i see a person in web cam, do buy one immediatley daniel, i must have to see my "half" husband face before we marry right :D:D

but why the people so strange in yahoo, although i say goodbye but he does not allow me to go :( :confused:

Daniel
11-26-2002, 01:53 PM
ok i will buy one camera and i will see you soon :) :) :) :) :)

Mimi
11-27-2002, 06:37 AM
wow, i am going to see daniel's lovely face and his famous dance very soon :D:D:bounce: :bounce: :drool: :p

Daniel
11-27-2002, 12:22 PM
yes you will :) :) :)

Jorge
11-27-2002, 05:01 PM
hi plump people :wavey: why i can't acces to this site normally? :mad: sometimes i can (few times) but mostly i can't acces :mad:
do you have the same problem?

Daniel
11-27-2002, 05:05 PM
no i dont, ask the moderatos they could help you

Mimi
11-28-2002, 02:23 AM
i couldn't get in until yesterday but still very very slow and sometimes the thread do not show up :(

Daniel
11-28-2002, 11:00 AM
it works ok for me :) :)

Hi Mimi :wavey:

Daniel
11-29-2002, 12:42 PM
Good morning Mimi :)

Jorge
11-29-2002, 03:15 PM
Buenas las tengas Daniel, y Mejor las pases;)

Daniel
11-29-2002, 03:23 PM
Igualmente Jorge :wavey: :)

Mimi
11-30-2002, 03:06 AM
est-que tous les deux disent mauvaise choses a mimi en spanish :mad: :mad:

Daniel
11-30-2002, 11:41 AM
i was tlaking to him, dont gwet jelous :kiss:

Mimi
12-01-2002, 05:43 AM
no i don't mean this, i am not jealous, daniel :mad: , i just mean if you two are talking bad things about me in spanish :mad:

um, may be my french is too bad that you don't understand right :confused:

Daniel
12-01-2002, 01:33 PM
my french is bad, dont worry :kiss:

Jorge
12-01-2002, 08:27 PM
hey plump, why you are invading the thread in spanish and talking in english! :mad:
you need to learn español, señorita rechoncha ;)

Mimi
12-02-2002, 01:23 AM
don't you dare to scold me, your lazy fatty meat ball :mad: :mad:

you never keep your promise, lazy profesor :mad: :mad:

Jorge
12-02-2002, 01:46 AM
stop your whinings, my promise is done :rolleyes:

Mimi
12-02-2002, 02:07 AM
yes one promise is done, thanks, but you still have some promises which are not fulfilled yet ;) :p

Daniel
12-03-2002, 02:38 PM
hi mimi :)

Mimi
12-04-2002, 01:00 AM
"mimi kicking daniel's fat hairly dirty ass" :mad: :mad: , me and harry have won ton and g string for you but you still are not satisfied, wanting men :mad: :mad: :p

harry_potter
12-04-2002, 12:11 PM
never mind mimi, we'll bring a man for daniel, tung chee hwa :D

Daniel
12-04-2002, 12:12 PM
lol

:o my nice as is not hairy :) ;) :drool:

Mimi
12-05-2002, 01:16 AM
not hairy, you said you shave your ass :rolleyes: , ok, i know besides hairy, you ass is yellow in colour coz you are doing too many yellow things :mad: :mad: and also is as fat as a table coz your only exercise is posting and watching the handsome boys in beaches :p

harry, i have another two "handsome" man to give to Daniel, Law Ka Ying and Tsang Chi Wai, what do you think, these two gorgeous men, i am sure daniel will love them :D:D

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 06:17 AM
yep, just right for daniel. we'll bring all three to the airport when daniel comes. enjoy, daniel! :D

Mimi
12-05-2002, 06:25 AM
yes enjoy daniel, three gorgeous men representing power (Tung), sexy and identical to you (Law King Ying is also bald liked daniel, wearing cool wigs :D:D), sexy fat butt (the fat Tsang Chi Wai) :D:D:D

see how kind we are to you, daniel, so give me a mark P liked man and a henman like man to harry :D:D:bounce: :drool: :p

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 06:28 AM
i don't want henman :o give me david beckham for my christmas present :drool:

Mimi
12-05-2002, 06:30 AM
oh you unfaitful little harry, already forgot your henman who is your avator :mad: :mad:

harry, my happy day will be over soon coz my boss will be back from paris tomorrow :( :(

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 07:26 AM
i like henman but he's not very handsome :o i prefer beckham :drool: :hearts:

wow, ur boss is coming back so quickly :eek: how many days has she gone?

Mimi
12-05-2002, 07:28 AM
just 6 days, she gone on friday night, so actually including saturday (half day), i only got 4 and a half happy days :mad:

she is too hardworking that she seldom travels so i have no peaceful days to live :mad: :mad:

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 07:32 AM
4 and a half is good already, u should be happy :mad: :o

tomorrow u can't slack anymore :p

Mimi
12-05-2002, 07:37 AM
too short the happy days, i don't want to work any more, i am tired, i want to be liked you and daniel, being students :( :( but don't need to care about the results, just enjoy study and take the subjects i like liked languages, literature, philisophy, psychology, those subjects which are not practical and cannot make you rich :D:D

do you have great pressures for studying, now seems all students are pressed by their parents to study well unlike my old time
:confused: :confused:

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 07:58 AM
of course i have pressure :sad: but i feel sorry for the kids in local schools, they have even more pressure. at least my parents let me take the subjects i like :D

Mimi
12-05-2002, 08:05 AM
yes, i understand coz my sister is like crazy and ignore all other things but the results of her daugther :confused: :confused:

at my day i was a poor kid with no expensive toys while the kids now can travel by planes and buy many expensive stuff but if you let me to choose, i still prefer my days coz i had many happy memories with my little neighbours, we played and run in the street all days long during summar holidays :) and i think less pressure than the students nowadays, my parents are almost uneducated so they don't know how to push me to study :angel: :angel:

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by mimi
yes, i understand coz my sister is like crazy and ignore all other things but the results of her daugther :confused: :confused:

if u were ur sister, u would do that too ;) :o

maybe u r right, i don't know any of my neighbours :o but i can chat with my friends so it's ok :D :p

Mimi
12-05-2002, 08:20 AM
may be but i guess i would not coz i don't like my sister's behaviour, i think to let your child live happily is more important to get good results, and my sister's way of thinking is vanity, she likes to compare her child with others and remind her that she must be better than her friend, i disagree with this kind of thinking :angel:

of course you are much younger than me, its completely different than my day :D:D

i like to run around the playground outside but sometimes i also play little dolls and "cooking meal" with my close friend, she left for canada when i was 17 :( :(

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 08:27 AM
my friend's mother also likes to show off about her daughter. that's why she makes my friend work so hard, until 1 am at night :eek: luckily my parents won't even let me stay up that late, they would rather me not do my homework :)

u mean u played little dolls and cooking with ur friend until u were 16? ;) :o

Mimi
12-05-2002, 08:29 AM
wow,then you have great parents :D:D

no i played just until about 11 :o, hehehe, sometimes we used real rice to put on those tiny rice bowls/refrigerators :o

bye bye harry, i have to leave from my office and tomorrow no more fun :( :(

harry_potter
12-05-2002, 08:53 AM
11! :eek: :D u must have had VERY little homework :o

bye :wavey: :sad:

Mimi
12-06-2002, 01:19 AM
umm, not too much homework, my time is different from you, you know i am much older than you ;)

my boss's plane is due to arrive at 8:00 a.m. today but its 10:22 a.m. but still not seen, the black hearted mimi hopes she is sick because too cold in france so that i can have more days to rest ;):D:D:p :bounce:

Ace Tracker
12-06-2002, 03:27 AM
Mimi, I should teach you a few bad words in Spanish so you will be able to keep up with Jorge in the Spanish thread...:p ;) :)

Mimi
12-06-2002, 03:29 AM
oh thank you so much, Ace, teach me some please :D:D, this Jorge is a bad man who always bully people :mad: :p

harry_potter
12-06-2002, 10:29 AM
i want to learn some too :angel: , i have a spanish guy in my school and he's very annoying and i hate him :fiery:

Jorge
12-06-2002, 05:58 PM
spanish is a noble language, not suitable for yellow, plump girls. And no matter if they are 11 years old (Harry) or 89 (mimi). So, you are lost girls, better improve your chinese mandarin, because spanish is just for intelligent ppl. i.e Daniel, Me :p

dots
12-06-2002, 06:12 PM
Yikes@ Jorge!!!:eek: :eek:

Dios! Que no te ensenaros que a las damas no se les falta el respeto:angel: Especially if that person is a Samprasfanatic like me :D


btw, Daniel ----> :( porque no vas por el Gay/Lesbian talk??? me tienes muy avandonado :p

Jorge
12-06-2002, 07:06 PM
¿quién te dijo que ellas eran damas, dots? ;)
mejor aprende a extrañar a Daniel, él me dijo que ya se había regenerado, ya no es más homosexual, ahora tiene novia y se piensa casar :D

BTW dots is intelligent too, as you can see, he can speak spanish :p


*No te fijes así juego yo con estas "señoritas" deberías leer lo que ellas me dicen* :mad:

Mimi
12-07-2002, 01:13 AM
dots, thank you so much, you are a real gentleman, yes our taste is good, we both love the King of tennis, the great sampras so of course I am a good person :) unlike this dirty old man Jorge

I tell you, me and Harry are true ladies, speaking in the noble Chinese Cantonese, not Mandarin as said by this bad Jorge, he knows nothing about our culture, what he knows is just eating and sleeping

by the way, I read that you would like to meet this bad Jorge, he must be telling you that he is a super fit handsome young man but indeed he is a fatty 90 years old man who sits all day in his sofa and eat his 100 tacos and coca cola, so I suggest you to visit the National Museum of Mexico first coz there is a statute of him - he is the fattest living people alive and so his government has put his statute inside coz after seeing his real fatty figure, you may change your mind not to visit him in person :D:D:D:p :bounce: :angel: :cool:

dots
12-07-2002, 01:54 AM
Mimi, you have me rolling all over the floor in laughter *wink*
You're so funny!!!! I got your back girl ;) All Samprasfanatics have to stick together--->:angel: and of course we are perfect human beings for being so:D

dots
12-07-2002, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
¿quién te dijo que ellas eran damas, dots? ;)
mejor aprende a extrañar a Daniel, él me dijo que ya se había regenerado, ya no es más homosexual, ahora tiene novia y se piensa casar :D

BTW dots is intelligent too, as you can see, he can speak spanish :p


*No te fijes así juego yo con estas "señoritas" deberías leer lo que ellas me dicen* :mad:

Jorge, que te puedo decir...huan que el che vuelva a nacer y sobre nacer lo homosexual lo trae asta en la "mierda" [to quote the own Daniel] :o :o :o

Como estas Jorge?:cool:

Mimi
12-07-2002, 02:05 AM
thank you so much, yes i am funny but i am also telling the truth :D:D, this bad Jorge is really a fatty old man :D :D

thank you for your support, see people, dots is a smart person and so he can distinguish who is the good person = mimi and harry and who is the bad person = Jorge :D:D

yes sampras is the greatest, i love you and miss you, Sampras :D:D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Comos estas Jorge? hey i tell you, dots, Jorge is now sitting in his sofa eating his 101 tacos, his hands are busily suckling food into his mouth so dots you have to be patience, he won't come here until he finished them all :D:D:D

harry_potter
12-07-2002, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
And no matter if they are 11 years old (Harry) or 89 (mimi).

you = intelligent? that's impossible, you can't even get my age right, i'm 14. i've told u already :p

Mimi
12-07-2002, 02:33 AM
hey harry, don't waste your time with this aging Jorge, you know old people, they can't remember things well, me and harry are two beautiful young ladies :D:D

but strangely this Jorge can remember clearly the number of tacos he eats every day, 101 today :D:D

harry_potter
12-07-2002, 02:36 AM
i thought it was more. maybe he's changed his diet, 101 tacos is not enough for the fat jorge, he eats 101 big macs, 101 packets of chips, 101 tonnes of candy and 101 bottles of coke as well :D :D

Mimi
12-07-2002, 02:39 AM
wow, so many :eek: , harry, i think we should hang this Jorge coz only his one day's diet is enough for the poor people in Africa for one year :( :(

Jorge
12-07-2002, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by harry_potter


you = intelligent? that's impossible, you can't even get my age right, i'm 14. i've told u already :p

your age is 14, maybe:p but your mental age is just 3, like the old meatball, Mimi, who is almost 90 but has the intelligent of a young ape (and an ape not too smart:D )

Hey puntitos, no les creas a las chicas super-zopencas, ellas sólo saben de comida, quejas y soñar despiertas con sus ídolos besándolas (que sólo en sus sueños puede ser):cool:
Oye ¿Daniel dijo eso de ser marica hasta en la mierda?:confused: guácala!:rolleyes:

harry_potter
12-07-2002, 02:45 AM
he's eating so much food, there's not enough left for the poor people :fiery: :sad: he needs to go on a diet :o only 100 tacos, 100 big macs, 100 packets of chips, 100 tonnes of candy and 100 bottles of coke ;)

harry_potter
12-07-2002, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
your age is 14, maybe:p but your mental age is just 3, like the old meatball, Mimi, who is almost 90 but has the intelligent of a young ape (and an ape not too smart:D )

jorge is 100 (that's why he is bald) but has a mental and memory like a goldfish (that's why he doesn't remember my age) :rolleyes: :p

Jorge
12-07-2002, 02:49 AM
don't be angry, young ape *errr, sorry, young Grace*. I can't eat that coz the last supply of cokes, burguers and tacos were sent to China to fed some fat girls from Hong Kong. one is elderly and one too young, guess who they are :p

Jorge
12-07-2002, 03:09 AM
and where is the old ape, Mimi? :rolleyes:
*Asking forgiveness to all the apes that could feel offended*

harry_potter
12-07-2002, 03:09 AM
they were sent here because hong kong is a big port, actually they will then be exported to mexico to feed a whose name is in the guiness book of records as the fattest man on earth weighing 1230 pounds :p

Jorge
12-07-2002, 03:12 AM
here is one of the fat bottomed girls :D where is the older one? :p

Mimi
12-07-2002, 03:13 AM
as you said old Jorge, dots is an intellegent man, his words are wisdom, yes mimi and harry are good and young laides while this jorge is a dirty old man :D:D

mimi's boss has arrivied, goodbye people,, harry don't argue with this Jorge, deep down inside he is a poor lonely old man whose companion is only his piggy herodoto and TV, so let him continue his big lies and bad mouth as a gesture of respecting old and fat people :D :D :cool: :cool: :bounce:

Jorge
12-07-2002, 03:15 AM
here is the old one :p know the plump family is complete! :bounce: Dots, Mimi and Harry ;)

dots
12-07-2002, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
here is the old one :p know the plump family is complete! :bounce: Dots, Mimi and Harry ;)


Why do you include me? :confused: :confused: Ah que Jorge tan chistosito----> :fiery: hehe



btw... I just keep laughing and laughing over this thread:D :D :D You people are sooooo unique. (in a good way) ;)

dots
12-07-2002, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by Jorge


Oye ¿Daniel dijo eso de ser marica hasta en la mierda?:confused: guácala!:rolleyes:


jaja, no no, jamas, creo que misinterpretates what I was quoting...:o En otras palabras la homosexualidad de Daniel es tan clara como...err...como el amor platonico que le tienes a Daniel :D :D :D :D

Jorge
12-07-2002, 03:56 AM
and here is the daddy or is the Mommy? :confused:
the happy plump family! :bounce: *crying and happy*

¿qué le vas a pedir al barrigón de santa clos, puntitos? o tú aun le pides a los reyes magos como en México? ;)

Amor platónico a Daniel?? *patada* bueno amor filial si, del otro tipo ni hablar :mad: *piquete de ojos*

Mimi
12-07-2002, 04:00 AM
dots, you now see how bad is that Jorge, he dares to say, dots, the sexy and handsome young man as plumpie :mad: , he is jealous of your beautiful body :mad: :mad:

be careful when you come to visit him, he may kill you and transfer your beauitful face and body onto this fatty dumb body :( :( :D :D :p

dots
12-07-2002, 04:05 AM
)Originally posted by Jorge
and here is the daddy or is the Mommy? :confused:
the happy plump family! :bounce: *crying and happy*

¿qué le vas a pedir al barrigón de santa clos, puntitos? o tú aun le pides a los reyes magos como en México? ;)

Amor platónico a Daniel?? *patada* bueno amor filial si, del otro tipo ni hablar :mad: *piquete de ojos*



nunca crei en tales cosas... aunque la illusion es hermosa (lla sea los reyes or botijon the Santa :D )


Err, no te confundas Jorge, sere gay, pero no me quita lo masculino *punch* ;)


sobre Daniel, sure.. lla me imagino como lo as de querer..hehe

dots
12-07-2002, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by mimi
dots, you now see how bad is that Jorge, he dares to say, dots, the sexy and handsome young man as plumpie :mad: , he is jealous of your beautiful body :mad: :mad:

be careful when you come to visit him, he may kill you and transfer your beauitful face and body onto this fatty dumb body :( :( :D :D :p

Thanks Mimi, obviously you know the good stuff when you see it :cool: I'm sure you're as sexy and sassy as they come ;)

pfff@ Jorge:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jorge
12-07-2002, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by dots



sobre Daniel, sure.. lla me imagino como lo as de querer..hehe

*kicking the ass of Puntitos* *dots gettin excited* *me runing*

dots
12-07-2002, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by Jorge


*kicking the ass of Puntitos* *dots gettin excited* *me runing*

urrr George, let's just say it's more probable me kicking your ass than the opposite..hehe:D

Mimi
12-07-2002, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by dots


Thanks Mimi, obviously you know the good stuff when you see it :cool: I'm sure you're as sexy and sassy as they come ;)

pfff@ Jorge:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

thank you so much, indeed, me, harry and you are good looking gorgeous people so thats why this Jorge is jealous on us and never stop saying dirty lies on us :cool: :cool:

Jorge
12-07-2002, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by dots


urrr George, let's just say it's more probable me kicking your ass than the opposite..hehe:D

why you are so sure, puntitos?:rolleyes: are you some box world champion or something?
then i have a different strategy *sharpening my knife*

dots
12-07-2002, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by Jorge


why you are so sure, puntitos?:rolleyes: are you some box world champion or something?
then i have a different strategy *sharpening my knife*

Of course I'm sure lol and I'm afraid your knife wont do you any good either...:o

dots
12-07-2002, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by mimi


thank you so much, indeed, me, harry and you are good looking gorgeous people so thats why this Jorge is jealous on us and never stop saying dirty lies on us :cool: :cool:


Right Mimi, we're just beautiful people...:cool: :cool: :cool:

Jorge
12-07-2002, 04:31 AM
mmm, seems that i am talking with a big fan of Rambo's movies :p
Ok men, i believe you, you are Unbeatable
*buying a nuclear bomb to Osama* *pointing the bom to dots, arse* *listening the explosion* *dots reaching the bliss* :D

dots
12-07-2002, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
mmm, seems that i am talking with a big fan of Rambo's movies :p
Ok men, i believe you, you are Unbeatable
*buying a nuclear bomb to Osama* *pointing the bom to dots, arse* *listening the explosion* *dots reaching the bliss* :D


:rolleyes: hmmm...probably something from one of your fantasies :o :o :o

Jorge
12-07-2002, 04:38 AM
you are not part of my fantasies, dots (i have good taste) ;) and don't deny that you got a bit excited with the bomb reaching your..... back :D

dots
12-07-2002, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
you are not part of my fantasies, dots (i have good taste) ;) and don't deny that you got a bit excited with the bomb reaching your..... back :D


ewwww! :eek: George, I'm sure having a bomb up your ass is the kind of thing you live for:D

Jorge
12-07-2002, 04:51 AM
well, puntitos what can i say? just that I don't find attractive anybody who shaves his beard :p
Say bye to the plump Mimi and the chubby Harry, i gotta go now. Maybe you can chat about men during my absence :D ;)

dots
12-07-2002, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
well, puntitos what can i say? just that I don't find attractive anybody who shaves his beard :p



aww...I'm sure it must be hard to look at the mirror ...:D

Mimi
12-08-2002, 05:17 AM
dots, no need to pay attention to this jealous old Jorge coz he is so old that all his hairs including beard has lost so of course theres no need for him to shave, so he is jealous of you who has beautiful beard to shave :D:D

i believe you that dots is an attractive young man with a sexy figure, don't bomb fat jorge but better kill him with knife, his 1234pounds fat meat can feed many hungry people in afraica :D:D:D:D:D

dots
12-08-2002, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by mimi
dots, no need to pay attention to this jealous old Jorge coz he is so old that all his hairs including beard has lost so of course theres no need for him to shave, so he is jealous of you who has beautiful beard to shave :D:D

i believe you that dots is an attractive young man with a sexy figure, don't bomb fat jorge but better kill him with knife, his 1234pounds fat meat can feed many hungry people in afraica :D:D:D:D:D


Why thank you for those complements Mimi... We are just that good? Aren't we Mimi?;) It wouldn't surprised me if we end up being in Hollywood making movies and the like... :cool: :cool:

LMAO! You're so right Mimi, better make the best of what Jorge has to offer... I'm sure we can feed the whole African continent :p



Hola Jorge, solo bromeo , no te ofendas;)

Jorge
12-08-2002, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by dots



Why thank you for those complements Mimi... We are just that good? Aren't we Mimi?;) It wouldn't surprised me if we end up being in Hollywood making movies and the like... :cool: :cool:


yeah, Hardcore Movies:rolleyes: dots, did i told you that Mimi is a very prestigious manager of porn actors and actresses???
she can make you famous in Asia, yeah: Mimi Yellow Productions Presents, from South California "deep dots":D

but be aware of this old and greedy Mimi, dots, she can use you to win easy money;)

Hola Jorge, solo bromeo , no te ofendas;)

no temas, puntitos;)

dots
12-08-2002, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Jorge


Mimi Yellow Productions Presents, from South California "deep dots":D

*seems like someone rents lot's of gay porn* :o



plezzzzzz... I'm above that level...:rolleyes: Of course I'll be doing quality productions!... I'm ready to be the next Hollywood leading man--->:cool: :cool:

Jorge
12-08-2002, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by dots


*seems like someone rents lot's of gay porn* :o



plezzzzzz... I'm above that level...:rolleyes: Of course I'll be doing quality productions!... I'm ready to be the next Hollywood leading man--->:cool: :cool:

no puntitos, "deep dots" will be the gay version of the classic one: "Linda Lovelace's deep throat" :drool:

You know that you has no chance in Holywood, too many good prospects. Better accept the offer of Madame Mimi, but be smart, she can use you just to steal your money fairly earned with the sweat of your... forehead? :confused: mmm, back sweat:cool:

dots
12-09-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Jorge


no puntitos, "deep dots" will be the gay version of the classic one: "Linda Lovelace's deep throat" :drool:

You know that you has no chance in Holywood, too many good prospects. Better accept the offer of Madame Mimi, but be smart, she can use you just to steal your money fairly earned with the sweat of your... forehead? :confused: mmm, back sweat:cool:


Look George, obviously you haven't seen my acting talent... that and my ability to change people's mids;)

Mimi
12-09-2002, 01:04 AM
dots, don't believe this dirty jorge's words, mimi is a talented lady, i have a job as a secretary in a lawyers' firm but i also work part time as a manager for the hollywood's stars, Tom Hanks/Tom Cruise are my clients, i am a classy lady who loves classical films and not this yellow films, do you want to have a trial, you can be Tom Cruise the second with your gorgeous figure and handsome clean no beard face :cool: :p :p

this Jorge say bad things on me because he beg me so many times to let him have a trial in films but of course i cannot accept him, what can he act besides Santa Claus :D :D :p :p :cool:

Jorge
12-09-2002, 01:28 AM
don't believe in this yellow MImi, dots. She is well known in asia as the greatest pornstars-maker :D ,
Do you know, "Big Sausage" Chris? or "fat bottomed" Daniel? They are some victims of this yellow MImi. :mad: before her, those two men were happy gays, Now she is more rich, but they are selling their bodies for 5 bucks in a dirty street each night. :mad:
if you are a talented porn actor is worse for you, puntitos, you will be the next victim of this heartless "Madame Mimi"

Mimi
12-09-2002, 02:10 AM
hahaha, who would believe this silly jorge's words :D:D

daniel, unhappy?! see he is so rich just returning from south africa for holiday is now waiting for his honey, i have never asked him to act in any film, yip, sorry, daniel is not gorgeous enough as dots so i have not invited him as my noble client :o

as to Chris, Chris poor, go to WTA board and see in non-tennis forum, "My dear FP welcome", he is so happy talking with me, if i sell his body, how could be still like me ;), Chris is gorgeous enough to act as Tom Cruise the second but he is a low-profiled person so he rejected my offer, don't be jealous, old Jorge :D:D

dots you are a man of wisdom, you should know mimi is a classy elegant lady unlike this dirty old man jorge :p :cool: ;) :D :D :D :D

which role do you want me to promote to you, action filmstar like Jackie Chan or romantic films like Tom Cruise, dots :D:D

Jorge
12-09-2002, 02:27 AM
They can't say anything against you because you have threatened them:mad: You said to Chris that you would cut his BB thing, if he would dare to betray you :fiery:
Daniel is under another threat of this madame Mimi, He would be killed in the most horrible way for somebody like him: "tied while he sees the men of his dreams totally nude*:mad:
do you want to be the newest victim of the infinite greed of this yellow Madame Mimi, dots?:cool:
run away!:p

Mimi
12-09-2002, 02:54 AM
this Jorge's brain is full of cholestoral and tacos so he is as stupid as a 3 years old :D:D

hahaha, if Chris is really my client for dirty films and prostitute, his most valueable thing must be his bb thing :o so why would i be silly enough to cut his biggest earning assets for me :D:D, another big lies of this dirty Jorge :mad:

daniel is half as fat as you, 660 pounds so there is no rope in this world which is strong enough to hang him, all will break when we carry his fat body on, another big lies of jorge :D

hey, fatty jorge, its so cold now in your country, so better hide in your bed and continue to make your unreachable dreams to be a famous film/porn star instead of saying lies :D:D

Jorge
12-09-2002, 03:09 AM
see, dots. see how this heartless Mimi insults her clients :mad: Daniel was her best money source during years, now when Daniel has been "used in excess" and is fat and tired, this fat and old mimi just dump him to the trash can :mad:
maybe you are confused right now, maybe you don't know why this old Mimi makes that, well the answer is that this greedy mimi needs to abuse the people to obtain money enough to buy her 234 daily bowls of rice and her 3 pigs that she eats daily during her lunch. :mad:
a expensive and plump Madama Mimi!

Mimi
12-09-2002, 03:18 AM
dots, here is a photo of Jorge (60 years ago when he was just 30 and still managed to walk), his part time job is wrestling but who is he, of course the fatter one, as usual, beaten badly :D:D

Jorge wrestling against sususan
http://www.weblokam.com/science/arivu/pic/aug/fat_men.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

while mimi is a beautiful lady, i gonna send you my photo later to prove it :D

hhahaha, 3 years old brain old Jorge, if daniel is really my client for yellow films, he must be "losing" weight because of working too hard :o instead of being fat, you silly Jorge, i have never hired daniel, sorry, daniel, you are quite gorgeous but your acting skills are not enough for you to win the Oscars like Tom Hanks :o

Jorge
12-09-2002, 03:27 AM
this Mimi, is so silly! :rolleyes: those two men are two ex-boyfriends of this chubby girl, they were fighting for the love and food of this plump lady, the winner as a prize, could avoid her:D

Here is the ONLY AND REAL pic of Mimi, dots, don't she looks cute?:D :D
http://www.muppetcentral.com/cards/sent/par_piggy5.jpg
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Mimi
12-09-2002, 03:33 AM
dots for god's sake, you are living in USA, quite near this bad liar jorge right, please come and put him into mental hospital, he is totally lost now because of jealously and cholestorl, even a 2 years old can tell this is just a cartoon, a woman's figure with a pig's head :rolleyes: :rolleyes: a monster, this Jorge has only one companion, that is his piggy herodtorita, when she died, he is too sad so he published this book to memorise her:( :( , he idealised herodtorita as her dream woman so its his herodtorita's head + his ideal woman's figure :D:D

Jorge
12-09-2002, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by mimi
a woman's figure with a pig's head :rolleyes: :rolleyes: a monster

I wouldn't call you this way:p i would call you just "Chubby" :D

don't lie anymore, plump, that picture is your picture!:bounce:

Mimi
12-09-2002, 03:53 AM
this crazy Jorge has totally lost, he cannot distinguish a real photo or a cartoon :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ok, mimi as an elegant and wise lady, is respectufl to old and foolish old man so thats all for today, i am leaving for lunch, if you do not behave tomorrow, be careful ........ ;) ;) ;) :cool: :p

take care, old and fat Jorge, although your fatty tissues can protect you from this cold weather, you are too aging, so be careful and don't get cold ;) :p :bounce: :angel:

Jorge
12-09-2002, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by mimi


ok, mimi as an elegant and wise lady
I have said it to you before, stop smoking that funny grasses that only makes you to imagine improbable things:rolleyes:

so now are you going to eat your daily 5 chickens and your 78 bowls of rice?:D
Take care plump, and behave!

Mimi
12-10-2002, 12:39 AM
this shameless Jorge as usual when his lies are exposed and his mouth is not as arguable as the great mimi, he uses this dirty lies about the innocent pure mimi, she is a healthy person who never eat grass or snacks just drinking water and fresh fruit unlike this Jorge who eats all the junk food :mad: :mad:

my lunch yesterday was just a beef congee, a very small bowl for children :mad:

oh my future hollywood client the gorgeous dots had disappeared :( , must be captured by the old Jorge while he visited Mexico coz he is jealous of dots' gorgeous figure and face, Jorge, return my future client to me or i report to the police :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Jorge
12-10-2002, 12:46 AM
don't worry about dots, i don't like that kind of meat ;)
he must be flirting with Daniel right now :D
hey plump one, be useful once in your whole life, please explain me this:
i was reading the young fatty Grace (harry) talking on Christmas very excited. does the chinese people celebrates Christmas? are there many christians in plump land? (Hong Kong)
Or do you celebrates Christmas just as an imported holiday?

Mimi
12-10-2002, 01:04 AM
dirty Jorge, enough, I am always useful in my life unlike you who occupy the world like a big whale :mad:

you know Hong Kong was ruled by British before, in certain way, we are quite "western", the trend for now is that Christmas is even more popular than Chinese new year, its a big festival, almost all companies will launch christmas party for their staff, when i was working with my boss in the old company, our co had one big christmas party where we have lucky draw, our department also got one (you know lawyers have litigation/conveyancing/commecial department) and we secretaries also held one :D:D

but after my boss set up her new firm, those were the days, our size is smaller and my best colleagues are no longer with me so no more secretary party :( :( but still we will also go to hotel to eat our dinner as organised by our co :p

yes there are some christians in HK, they will also sing at Christmas eve and we have a (don't know what to say for HK) something like Pope who will make some announcement on christmas and we have 25/26 as holidays :)

bye for now, my boss will be back soon :)

and give me back my client dots immediately :mad: :mad: or i whip your dirty butt :mad: :mad:

Jorge
12-10-2002, 01:16 AM
thanx to the ambassador of Plump-Land. Now i know that Christmas is a custom introduced by the britons. But must be very different the celebration there, in comparison with Mexico where most the people is Catholic:cool:
Hey you are just sad because you can't eat anymore your 45 cakes and 3 turkeys with the rest of the plump secretaries? :rolleyes:
your client dots is flying to plump-land to sign a contract with "Plump & Chubby Productions".
Poor dots, now she is the newest victim of the old countess Mirandula:( :mad:

Mimi
12-10-2002, 01:22 AM
my boss is back, i explain to you later or may be tomorrow, its not totally because of britian

bye for now:cool:

Jorge
12-10-2002, 01:24 AM
ok my dear ham, tomorrow explain it clearly :)

Mimi
12-10-2002, 02:07 AM
sneaking to type while her boss is on the phone :cool:

before i explain to you, i tell you, mimi is not a greasy piggy ham :mad: :mad:

Jorge
12-10-2002, 02:12 AM
don't get mad, my delicious oriental bacon :drool: you are greasy but i like this way ;)
as greasy as a good hamburguer :lick:

harry_potter
12-10-2002, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
i was reading the young fatty Grace (harry) talking on Christmas very excited. does the chinese people celebrates Christmas? are there many christians in plump land? (Hong Kong)
Or do you celebrates Christmas just as an imported holiday?

yes, of course i'm excited, i want my presents :o :o

i'm christian too, so i celebrate christmas and some of my friends are also christians. but most people in hong kong, i think, celebrate christmas for the PRESENTS :bounce:

Mimi
12-10-2002, 07:03 AM
we got the 25-26.12 holidays when we were ruled by Britain but its not because of their custom that we followed, HK is an international city so we also celebrate this big festival :)

but the way we celebrate it is not very related to religion (HK people are not very reglious ;) but there are Catholics as well, the bishop will held the ceremony on christmas :)

Christmas has been commercialised, the government put on decorative lightings for attracting tourists, the merchants advertise in street, TV to promote their goods i.e. eating expensive buffet/christmas party at hotel/buying christmas presents for your beloved, its all money ;) and so for us, the holidays are just for fun, party and for receiving christmas gifts :drool:

I am sad because I lost my best colleagues and not because of food, I am an sentimental person unlike you :mad:

but hehehe, our party is mainly for eating :o, when there is someone's birthday, we will either go outside to celebrate or each secretary to cook one dish, the lazy mimi usually make sandwiches/salad/tee eggs :o, oh, you bring back my sadness, i miss them and my happy days, mimi begins to cry :sad: :sad: :sad:

Mimi
12-10-2002, 07:05 AM
hehehe, harry, you posted earlier than me, yes, we celebrate christmas because of presents :D:D

Mimi
12-10-2002, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
but i like this way ;)
as greasy as a good hamburguer :lick:

people, see, finally, this fat Jorge has admitted that he is addicated to greasy hamburger :D:D:D

harry_potter
12-10-2002, 07:58 AM
not that we didn't realize, we could see from his weight :p

Mimi
12-10-2002, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by mimi
harry, have you seen the real photo of Jorge, here it comes, the fattest living legend, Mr Jorge Luis when he was 30 years old, now he is 90 years old :D

Jorge wrestling against sususan
http://www.weblokam.com/science/arivu/pic/aug/fat_men.jpg

by the way, harry must be smart enough to know that Jorge is the fatter one, with twisted sausage legs, as usual, beaten badly, just like the way we beat him by our great talented mouth, hahaha :D:D:D:D:D

harry_potter
12-10-2002, 08:38 AM
i thought jorge is fatter than that ;)

Mimi
12-10-2002, 08:42 AM
of course, this photo was taken 60 years ago when he was still fit enough to walk, now he is even more fat that he is restricted to his sofa only and refused to take more photos :( :( :( :( :(

dots
12-10-2002, 03:12 PM
LMAO! Mimi...of course I wasn't gone...:cool: The beautiful Dots was just taking a long nap...;) I usually prefer movies that are worth watching ....so no action flicks or commercial crap... I can only worked with talented people (of course that's why you're part of my team) ;) With your inside and politicis I'm sure to land excellent roles... and maybe win a few Oscars:D :D :D

Jorge
12-10-2002, 08:56 PM
there are no Oscar's for porn actors or actresses, dots :rolleyes:
people, see, finally, this fat Jorge has admitted that he is addicated to greasy hamburger
if i am addicted to you and Harry, then i am addicted to the fat people:p

stop your lies Mimi, those men in the picture are Daniel and dots in a lovely clinch:o

btw let me introduce to dots the real Mimi and Grace, they arealso known as "Mimi the sweet bacon" and "Grace the fatty chop"
:D :D :D :D
http://www.fatlaneonline.com/spice/sg01.jpg
Mimi, Grace and some friends. Mimi and Harry are the first two from left to right :cool:

dots
12-10-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Jorge
there are no Oscar's for porn actors or actreses, dots :rolleyes:




obviously I'm too got for porn George:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and of course I have at least two Oscars in me..:D :D Right Mimi? :( :(

Mimi
12-11-2002, 01:18 AM
dots, yes with your goregous face and excellent acting skill, you can win Oscars, let me think, umm, what about acting as Rhett by Clark Cable in the modern edition of gone with the wind, I ask if Julia Roberts can act as Scarlett O'Hara :D:D:D

this Jorge is really foolish, I have said many times me and Harry are Chinese, even finding fake photos, you better find Chinese ladies instead of these fatty western women, even a 2 years old would not believe his story :D:D:D:D

dots
12-11-2002, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by mimi
dots, yes with your goregous face and excellent acting skill, you can win Oscars, let me think, umm, what about acting as Rhett by Clark Cable in the modern edition of gone with the wind, I ask if Julia Roberts can act as Scarlett O'Hara :D:D:D



Ahh madame Mimi..I'm sure to have a memorable career with you at my side... ;) Btw...that new "Gone with the Wind" sounds promising...:cool: :cool: One question though...you think Julia would match my incredible talent...? I don't want to steal the show. I'm very humble as you can see--->:angel:

Mimi
12-11-2002, 02:24 AM
yes dots you are a humble angel :D:D

i know julia roberts will look like an infant if she acts togetehr with you but you know you still are not well known at the moment so in order to start your brillant career, you need a famous actress to "promote" you, so lets take her first, later you can choose whoever you like to be your partner :D:D

this fat Jorge has disppeared today, yes i know, he is now shameful of his silly jokes (posting two western women photos and said they are the chinese angels mimi and harry :D) so he is now hiding in his bed :D:D:p :p :cool:

dots
12-11-2002, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by mimi
yes dots you are a humble angel :D:D

i know julia roberts will look like an infant if she acts togetehr with you but you know you still are not well known at the moment so in order to start your brillant career, you need a famous actress to "promote" you, so lets take her first, later you can choose whoever you like to be your partner :D:D



ahh excellent point my dear Mimi...thank god! I have you by my side to guide me... I will promise to diminished my talent for a little bit, we don't want to hurt Julia's ego you know;) Plus in this business you have to make as many friends as possible, right?:cool:

as for jorge... pffff:fiery: the nerve that he has!:rolleyes:

Mimi
12-11-2002, 04:43 AM
wow, you are even smarter than i think, dots :D, yes you are right, you must make some friends, ok, just leave miss big mouth julia some face but i am still confident that you can win the Oscars for your very first film :D:D

yes for sure this Jorge now finally has shame, has no face to see us so he disappeared and hide in his beg and continue to eat his 1000 hamburgers, hey, do behave, you dirty jorge, don't eat in bed, it gonna attract many dirty inserts and make the beg more stinky, you know you are already very stinky for only taking a bath every month :mad: :mad:

dots
12-11-2002, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by mimi
wow, you are even smarter than i think, dots :D, yes you are right, you must make some friends, ok, just leave miss big mouth julia some face but i am still confident that you can win the Oscars for your very first film :D:D




Talentwise I should have gotten the part of Leonardo Di"CRAP"pio--->:angel: in Titanic...:( but at that time I was young and inocent...I didn't know you had to sleep around to get the parts:eek: :eek: and that's why he won the role and I came second.... :( :( But now that I have you...I'm sure you are going to make a big star out of me...:D :D

Mimi
12-12-2002, 02:58 AM
wow, leonardo :drool: :drool:

yes i know your talent surpass leonardo but sorry that i don't know that you are so innocent :p :angel: , but rest assure the angel manager mimi can make you roles wihout this sleeping thing :o

i am negotiating for that Clark Cable role for you, meantime, my precious client, do more gym work, eat less and don't get along with the like of fat Jorge and daniel (they only have bad influcences on you and they eat all day :mad: ) and perfect your beautiful body :angel: :angel:

Jorge
12-12-2002, 03:02 AM
dots is as innocent as mimi is slim:rolleyes:

Mimi
12-13-2002, 01:12 AM
dots, see Jorge finally admits that you are innocent and mimi is slim :D :D

thank you Jorge, are you having fever and damaged your silly brain otherwise why you finally have conscience and tell the truth :D

yes we are what you said, just like you are as fat as a ballon and having elephant legs :D:D

dots
12-13-2002, 10:18 AM
lol mimi, finally Jorge makes sense...


about the leo thing...for all I care he can kiss my ass!:D
Also, of course I'm pure and inocent like an Angel---->:angel: mmm maybe sometimes I go naughty, but for the most part I'm a good boy:o

Mimi
12-14-2002, 02:23 AM
hello dots :D, sorry this leo is for mimi :drool: :drool: , you can have harrison ford :D:D

umm, but dots since hollywood is a big society, you cannot be always so innocent ;) but don't worry, your manager mimi will protect you :angel:

dots
12-17-2002, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by mimi
hello dots :D, sorry this leo is for mimi :drool: :drool: , you can have harrison ford :D:D

umm, but dots since hollywood is a big society, you cannot be always so innocent ;) but don't worry, your manager mimi will protect you :angel:

but Harrison is too old :o :o

i guess you mean I have to lose my pureness sooner or later... *sight* oh well..I'll do nudie scenes if that's what it takes to win an Oscar.


:o :cool:

Mimi
12-18-2002, 12:47 AM
oh sorry, dots, you seem a very innocent little boy type, so i guess you like sugar daddy type like old harrison ford to protect you ;), ok, then who do you want, Jim Carry :D:D

yes i gonna organise you to lose your purity on screen :o, then it gonna be a very big news and you gonna be more famous, who do you want to act in this scene with you :o

Mimi
12-22-2002, 02:04 AM
where is the fatty daniel and jorge :confused: , umm, must be eating christmas buffet, greasy turkey, greasy hams, greasy meat to enhance their already greasy fatty bodies :D

before Christmas:

Daniel: 750 pounds
Jorge: 1,234 pounds

after Christmas:

Daniel: 850 pounds
Jorge: 1, 567 pounds :D:D

dots
12-22-2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by mimi
oh sorry, dots, you seem a very innocent little boy type, so i guess you like sugar daddy type like old harrison ford to protect you ;), ok, then who do you want, Jim Carry :D:D

yes i gonna organise you to lose your purity on screen :o, then it gonna be a very big news and you gonna be more famous, who do you want to act in this scene with you :o


yup, I am all pureness and divinity--->:angel: :angel: I'm sure Harrison is a wonderful guy, and I actually thought he was charming on that role he did next Brad Pitt. :o but he's too old for me...perhaps the Australian Daniel Goddar or the English Rupert Graves...oh wait! :rolleyes: those guys are not as famous :rolleyes: hm.... jim Carry is not bad actually, when his acting is serious that is...

Mimi
12-27-2002, 02:29 AM
oh yes dots is as pure as snow and milk :angel: , well sorry you find Harrison too old :( but i guess since he is old, he is more skillful and tender so its good that you lost your pureness with him :o

I have already thought of the title "Pure boy who lost his pureness in the hands of devil old man" :o, but now since you don't like old man, i have to change the title, sorry i don't know the two men you mentioned :confused: , are they famous enough to be your co-actor, you know your brillant talent need only great actors to suit you :angel:

by the way, dots, do you have snowy christmas? if so , then i envy of you so much :angel:

dots
12-27-2002, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by mimi
oh yes dots is as pure as snow and milk :angel: , well sorry you find Harrison too old :( but i guess since he is old, he is more skillful and tender so its good that you lost your pureness with him :o

I have already thought of the title "Pure boy who lost his pureness in the hands of devil old man" :o, but now since you don't like old man, i have to change the title, sorry i don't know the two men you mentioned :confused: , are they famous enough to be your co-actor, you know your brillant talent need only great actors to suit you :angel:

by the way, dots, do you have snowy christmas? if so , then i envy of you so much :angel:



Hm...well...if you put it that way...I guess Harrison would be a wonderful choice for that " Movie" or we can always have Richard Geree (I've always been a fan of his:drool: ) I can see it now...my performance will gather critical aclaim and I'll win many but many awards. :D :D


My Christmas was anything but snowy- as dry as a decert:fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Mimi
12-28-2002, 02:38 AM
wow, dots, i have to reaccess your pureness ;),you want both to act in this movies, both to take away your pureness :o, umm,you are very naughty dots, but ok, i will go and negotiate with you, umm, yes Richard Gere is better than Harrison :angel:

no snow, which city do you live in USA :confused:

dots
12-28-2002, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by mimi
wow, dots, i have to reaccess your pureness ;),you want both to act in this movies, both to take away your pureness :o, umm,you are very naughty dots, but ok, i will go and negotiate with you, umm, yes Richard Gere is better than Harrison :angel:

no snow, which city do you live in USA :confused:


reaccess my pureness? *hehe* I can asured you I'm as pure as water and Wine...;) hm...both of them in the same movie? :eek: :eek: wow! might as well trow Tom Cruise in it as well...that way our movie will get more recognition...:cool: :cool:

PS: I live in Sourther California...so we didn't get no snow this year. :( :(

Mimi
01-02-2003, 05:18 AM
dots, i am not sure whether you are as pure as water now coz you want 3 more persons to take away your purity in front of so many people :o

south California, in Miami? I just watched my old colleagues' photos in Miami, she took a cruise trip including Miami, Mexico and Cuba, its very beautiful Miami, i want to take this trip as well but they need two persons to share the room, none of my friends are interested :(

dots
01-02-2003, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by mimi
dots, i am not sure whether you are as pure as water now coz you want 3 more persons to take away your purity in front of so many people :o

south California, in Miami? I just watched my old colleagues' photos in Miami, she took a cruise trip including Miami, Mexico and Cuba, its very beautiful Miami, i want to take this trip as well but they need two persons to share the room, none of my friends are interested :(


Miami???:confused: :confused: why would you think I'm in Florida? I live in California(the West coast) ...


about the movie...well...we want to make some noise so people can watch and see me..don't we? :angel:

Mimi
01-02-2003, 05:53 AM
hehehe, sorry, mimi is very silly about geography, i got confused, yes, then i know, california, is it where los angeles lies, if so, then i had been there before, i love las vegas :cool:

you are as "pure" as the water after the dirty jorge and daniel bath, you know they only take bath once a month :D:D

dots
01-02-2003, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by mimi
hehehe, sorry, mimi is very silly about geography, i got confused, yes, then i know, california, is it where los angeles lies, if so, then i had been there before, i love las vegas :cool:

you are as "pure" as the water after the dirty jorge and daniel bath, you know they only take bath once a month :D:D

hehehe...California is the land of $$$$$$$ , fame, fakeness, and hollywood. :p

(btw, Las Vegas is in the state of Nevada)


PS: Mimi :mad: I'm very pure..it hurts my feelings that you would think I'm not :D :( :angel:

dots
01-02-2003, 06:01 AM
and talking about Daniel..:sad::sad: I missed the little bitch! Where is him? :sad:

Mimi
01-02-2003, 06:03 AM
ai yai, don't challenge my poor geographical knowledge please :o, well i remembe that las vegas is quite close to LA :o,i never forget the beautiful light at night, so i want to go there once moer :cool:

may be your body is clean, umm, with some doubt, but your heart is very naughty and not pure :o :p :p

but don't worry, you are so lucky, no matter how pure or dirty you are, mimi will promote you to reach the top, the famous hollywood new star after Leondardo :cool: :p