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The Hot Swimmers Picspam Thread :) (aka the Chat Thread) #5

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Caren
07-31-2006, 06:40 PM
:lol: no, just i said Roger's persona came across as a bit boring but none of us are in the position to say what his character is really like. Apparently i shouldn't make the assumption that he's boring, when really all i gave was an opinion.

Just a few of them are very hard and heavy when you diss their man http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/scared004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

adee-gee
07-31-2006, 07:03 PM
:haha:

That reminds me of when I upset a few of them by suggesting Federer was about as charasmatic as a plank of wood :p

Caren
07-31-2006, 07:07 PM
:haha: yeh exactly, If i was to get as worked up and argumentative everytime they said something i didn't like about players i like i'd be in an arguement every day :lol:

blosson
07-31-2006, 08:08 PM
Just a few of them are very hard and heavy when you diss their man http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/scared004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Don't even mention the name of Rafael Nadal in a Federer's thread in GM, apparently it's a dirty name that spoils those beautiful "Roger is wonderful" threads. :angel:

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 08:22 PM
I'm not blonde :sad: (i think this is the first time that's been something i'm saddened about :lol:)
:ras: there's nothing wrong with being blonde! There are far too many brunettes here, I feel like a freak! :sobbing:

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 08:25 PM
:lol: no, just i said Roger's persona came across as a bit boring but none of us are in the position to say what his character is really like. Apparently i , when really all i gave was an opinion.

Just a few of them are very hard and heavy when you diss their man http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/scared004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
They don't seem to realise that they don't actually know him either! :lol: I don't know why people feel the need to start argument about every little thing on here! :rolleyes: In one thread the other day, people started some kind of racist debate out of nowhere! :o

Caren
07-31-2006, 08:42 PM
Yeh it kinda sucks, you almost have to justify having an opinion more than once. Like you have to be able to justify having justification to express an opinion :(

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 08:47 PM
:lol: yeah! I think it's best just to ignore them, they're delusional! ;)

andyroxmysox12191
07-31-2006, 09:17 PM
Where is nat :sobbing: Justin is on tv :bounce:

adee-gee
07-31-2006, 11:20 PM
:lol: yeah! I think it's best just to ignore them, they're delusional! ;)
Yeah! They think Roger is good as well :p

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:24 PM
:lol: yeah! I think it's best just to ignore them, they're delusional! ;)

Well that's one word to describe them :rolleyes:

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 11:27 PM
Yeah! They think Roger is good as well :p
you may not like him but you can't deny that he is good! :p

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:30 PM
Yeh as much as i dislike him he is a damn good player, doesn't mean i have to like him though :p

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 11:31 PM
He is amazing! When I saw him at wimbledon last year I just sat there with my mouth open the whole time saying "how did he just do that?!?". :lol:

adee-gee
07-31-2006, 11:34 PM
you may not like him but you can't deny that he is good! :p
He makes me want to vomit :p

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:34 PM
I can't help but wish he'd mess up just because i find tennis that near to perfect really freakin boring. When Andy broke him in the second set i jumped about like an idiot and not even just because Andy broke him just coz fed effed up :bounce:

adee-gee
07-31-2006, 11:35 PM
He is amazing! When I saw him at wimbledon last year I just sat there with my mouth open the whole time saying "how did he just do that?!?". :lol:
When I saw him at Wimbledon, I was thinking "how can I kill this guy and not end up in jail" :angel:

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:36 PM
:haha:

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 11:40 PM
I can't help but wish he'd mess up just because i find tennis that near to perfect really freakin boring. When Andy broke him in the second set i jumped about like an idiot and not even just because Andy broke him just coz fed effed up :bounce:
I was going mental when Andy broke him! I couldn't jump about because I would have had a few strange looks! but I was really excited and was talking to myself a lot! :lol:

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 11:41 PM
:haha: aww, Adam, that is some strong hatred you've got there! :hug:

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:45 PM
Yeh i mean i really dislike, but i mean i wouldn't wish him dead :unsure: i wish his good tennis would die though :lol:

tennis lover
07-31-2006, 11:49 PM
I don't, I wish other people would learn to play as perfectly as Federer does! :p at least then it would be more entertaining because it would be competitive but still beautiful to watch! :)

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:52 PM
I'd rather they messed up, it makes it more exciting. I don't understand how people can like Federer so much just because i don't know how they can watch that and not get bored by it. Is it just me? :shrug:

snaillyyy
07-31-2006, 11:55 PM
Nope Caren, not just you. I feel the same way.

Caren
07-31-2006, 11:57 PM
Good good lol, i hate perfection :devil:

PinkFeatherBoa
07-31-2006, 11:59 PM
OMGZ, PIC X-CLUSIVE!11!!11!1!!!1!!

FED LEARNS ADAM AND CAREN JUST DON'T LIEK HIM. :sad:

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 12:02 AM
Jenny :haha: :haha: :haha:

PinkFeatherBoa
08-01-2006, 12:07 AM
Jenny :haha: :haha: :haha:

How can you laugh? Roger is sad, no. :sad:

http://log.december-love.org/images/tennis/pictures/federer07.jpg

:sad:

Caren
08-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Mwhahahahahahahahaha :devil:

snaillyyy
08-01-2006, 12:17 AM
Jenny :haha: :spit: :haha: :spit:

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 12:18 AM
Good good lol, i hate perfection :devil:
well I'm a bit of a perfectionist! :p therefore I like to watch perfect tennis! I just find it nicer to watch someone hit a winner than an error! :shrug: I think it's because I wish I could play tennis like that but unfortunately I can barely hit the ball at all! :sobbing: It is boring if the matches are one sided but it's pretty to watch! :hearts: I'd prefer to watch Andy play any day though, it is much more exciting! :D

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 12:20 AM
:haha: Jenny! :yeah:

knight_ley
08-01-2006, 12:27 AM
Today is so bad. I'm supposed to be in DC watching tennis, but instead I had a "quick" doctors appointment this morning that just got me in tears for the day so I didn't even go down to DC. Basically, I have to get surgery on my face again. There's a lot of underlying shit but that's the easiest way to say it all. And UGH I cannot go through all this shit again this summer like I did last summer.... :(

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 12:29 AM
:hug: :hug: aww, I'm sorry Mary! I don't know what happened last summer but I'm sure you don't deserve to go through it again! :hug: :hug:

Caren
08-01-2006, 12:34 AM
:( :hug: :hug: :hug: :unsure:

PinkFeatherBoa
08-01-2006, 12:42 AM
Awwwww, no Mary! ): :hug::hug::hug:

andyroxmysox12191
08-01-2006, 12:52 AM
Maryles! :hug: :hug: :hug:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 12:54 AM
jenny :spit: :spit: :spit:


omg mary :sad: :hug: :hug: :hug:



Where is nat :sobbing: Justin is on tv :bounce:
:sobbing:

zoltan83
08-01-2006, 02:18 AM
:wavey:

Hey guys...I'm back :) I had so much fun these 3 last days :D :banana:

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 02:19 AM
Bonjour Nick!!!! :hug: what did you do? :D:D

partygirl
08-01-2006, 02:25 AM
Today is so bad. I'm supposed to be in DC watching tennis, but instead I had a "quick" doctors appointment this morning that just got me in tears for the day so I didn't even go down to DC. Basically, I have to get surgery on my face again. There's a lot of underlying shit but that's the easiest way to say it all. And UGH I cannot go through all this shit again this summer like I did last summer.... :(
awww, if you must... you can and you will persevere!!!
You will come out and be as hot as the female version of your AV. ;) :hug:

zoltan83
08-01-2006, 02:27 AM
Bonjour Nick!!!! :hug: what did you do? :D:D
I spent 3 days with friends. We stayed in Belgium but it was really nice :D

J. Corwin
08-01-2006, 04:56 AM
Today is so bad. I'm supposed to be in DC watching tennis, but instead I had a "quick" doctors appointment this morning that just got me in tears for the day so I didn't even go down to DC. Basically, I have to get surgery on my face again. There's a lot of underlying shit but that's the easiest way to say it all. And UGH I cannot go through all this shit again this summer like I did last summer.... :(

Aw Mary, sorry you have to go thru that again. :hug:

knight_ley
08-01-2006, 04:59 AM
:hug: Thanks everyone. I'm gonna be a nervous wreck the next few weeks, but those of you who talked to me last summer should know what to expect. :o Hopefully the outcome will be the same. :hug:

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 05:00 AM
Hopefully the outcome will be the same. :hug:it WILL be :) :hug:

Fee
08-01-2006, 05:15 AM
Where is nat :sobbing: Justin is on tv :bounce:

Gimelstob? Where? Why? What did he say?

acoffeygirl
08-01-2006, 05:47 AM
they were just showing how hummus is produced. Now I want some!!!!

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 05:48 AM
my mom makes her own.. but I'm not a fan :p

acoffeygirl
08-01-2006, 05:49 AM
now they are doing a clip on ice cream....haha dip school!!!! now i want ice cream!

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 05:50 AM
oh dear :lol:

I'm watching Hell's Kitchen :rocker2:

acoffeygirl
08-01-2006, 05:51 AM
i hate that our coverage is different. i want to watch the food network with you! :(

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 05:54 AM
I'm watching Fox :p

acoffeygirl
08-01-2006, 05:58 AM
oh....boo too late!

Breakaway
08-01-2006, 07:57 AM
Deb, I don't think know if you get BBC America. But the Ramsey guy has a show on that channel too.

http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/home_living/ramsays_kitchen_nightmares/ramsays_kitchen_nightmares.jsp

adee-gee
08-01-2006, 09:47 AM
OMG you get Gordon Ramsay in America?!?!?!?! :help:

MissFairy
08-01-2006, 10:13 AM
I think Ramsay is effing cool (: He swears more than he speaks normal words. I believe that means he's retarded in a very unique way :inlove:

williaer
08-01-2006, 10:24 AM
SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug:

partygirl
08-01-2006, 10:31 AM
SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug:
Exactly!

blosson
08-01-2006, 01:23 PM
I think Ramsay is effing cool (: He swears more than he speaks normal words. I believe that means he's retarded in a very unique way :inlove:

It means that his show in America bips every other second. LOL

adee-gee
08-01-2006, 01:32 PM
Exactly!
!!!!!!

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 01:40 PM
OMG you get Gordon Ramsay in America?!?!?!?! :help:
:lol: and they get footballer's wives! :o

Caren
08-01-2006, 01:55 PM
:lol: and they get footballer's wives! :o

:o omg lol. I used to love that show until

a) it started getting over the top (more so than in the beginning)

b) I did a 5000 word essay on comparing it with the real life portrayal of footballers wives in the media lol, i never watched it again after that essay

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 02:01 PM
:lol: yeah, I used to watch it but I got bored! you wrote an essay on it? :haha: that's hilarious!

Caren
08-01-2006, 02:08 PM
yeh :lol: it was media studies, i know it seems like one of the easiest essays ever but it so wasn't. It was only suposed to be 2500 but i managed to write double :lol:, i also got an A for it :angel:

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 02:14 PM
I hate writing essays, I always used to write too much in my english essays! That's why I chose to do science instead! :p

Caren
08-01-2006, 02:21 PM
Yeh that was my problem too :lol: i always wrote more than was neccessary, that was double that word limit and we couldn't even cut it down, me and my teacher tried but it broke up the flow lol, so it was handed to the board with 5000 words, i'm surprised they actually accepted it to be honest :)

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 02:27 PM
yeah, you can't cut down essays because then they're just not as good!

Mani, I just saw an advert for High School Musical, is that the film you're obsessed with? :sobbing:

MissFairy
08-01-2006, 02:49 PM
SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug:
Ellenererer and Larah :hug: :hug: HI!!!!!!!! How've my lovelies been doing without me?

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 03:58 PM
Thanks Danny I'll have to look for it, i do get BBCA :)

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 04:07 PM
oh man I just saw a message on my cable box that Time Warner is taking over here for Comcast.... I hope I don't lose TTC :scared:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 04:11 PM
SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

ooo we used to have time warner

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 04:31 PM
I had Time Warner in Houston and loved it, so I'm not upset about the change, as long as I can keep my TTC :lol: they were one of the first cable companies to carry TTC back in 2003 in Houston so hopefully they will keep it :)

Josh called me :banana: he's done with his year for Americorps and is arriving home about the same time as me so I emailed him telling him I'd cry if we didn't get to see each other (haven't seen him in over a year, last may :sad: )... I said "you're bold for calling me at 8:15" and he said "I figured you'd be up" :haha:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 04:35 PM
I"VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN actually the peace corps... nevermind...

and, aww :hug:

andyroxmysox12191
08-01-2006, 05:32 PM
Gimelstob? Where? Why? What did he say?
Nono :sobbing: Timberlake! :sobbing: Me and Nat have a thing :p

I don't get the deal with hummus. It tastes weird, but my brother loves it. He has the garlic loaves one in the fridge right now *gag*

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 05:45 PM
:sobbing:

Deboogle!.
08-01-2006, 06:01 PM
:mad: I bought these new insoles for my shoes and now I can't find them :o

adee-gee
08-01-2006, 06:15 PM
:haha: Nat why have you got Peter Crouch in your avy?!?!? :lol:

tangerine_dream
08-01-2006, 07:20 PM
I can't take this heat. I hate it, hate it, hate it. I'd rather freeze to death than deal with heat like this. We use fans which does nothing but blow hot air around the room. We put in our AC but it's so loud that I can't sleep, so then I'm exhausted all day, which makes me cranky. And Andy's injured again, which makes me even more cranky. Then I make the mistake of visiting the Fedtard forum where I have to wade through a ton of Roddick-bashing crap and read dumb comments like this one:

Andy can't beat Roger when he's playing well and Roger's not playing his best (Cincy finals).

Andy apparently plays well with foot injuries. :cuckoo: :explode:

I hate this damn heatwave. I'm going to kill somebody now. :armed:

Fumus
08-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Tangy what say you I can go 3 for 3 in my attempts to get in the ESPN chats.

tangerine_dream
08-01-2006, 07:56 PM
Fumus, you are the ESPN chat king, I would bet that you could easily get 3 questions answered by Dima. :D

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 08:02 PM
:mad: I bought these new insoles for my shoes and now I can't find them :o
:hug:

:haha: Nat why have you got Peter Crouch in your avy?!?!? :lol:
because it's funny! [:


hey does anyone have that black eyed pea song "pump it" :awww:

if you do...can I have it? :awww:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 08:45 PM
dmitry answered two of my questions :sobbing:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stella, fl: did you watch the world cup?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dmitry Tursunov: (3:34 PM ET ) I watched the highlights and I think I was much smarter than anyone else. I think watching 90 minutes of football is not a very good idea. Zidane went mortal combat on the players. And I tried to create that in my Wimbledon match.

shaniqua, fl: who is your favorite athlete? !!!!

Dmitry Tursunov: (3:37 PM ET ) It's kind of hard to answer, but I would say Lance Armstrong, but we're still not sure if he's been doping or not. Agassi is a great athlete, and he's brought a lot into the game in general. If you compare him to Pete Sampras, he had this obsession about these records. That was his concern. Whereas Andre tried to do things on the side and promote tennis on the side and used it to promote his ideas. I would have to pick an athlete that's done the same thing. How am I supposed to pick between Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Andre Agassi? You're just picking by personal preference. Out of the great athletes, I think everyone has accomplished something unique that you like.

and I saw the waffle question :sobbing: who was that :sobbing:

Fumus
08-01-2006, 08:45 PM
Fumus, you are the ESPN chat king, I would bet that you could easily get 3 questions answered by Dima. :D

haha, yea I only got one in this time...man they are tough these days. I could tell you the secret to getting your questions in but then I would have to kill you. :)

andyroxmysox12191
08-01-2006, 09:37 PM
:haha: NAT! Where've you been :sobbing:

Tangy :hug: :hug:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 09:39 PM
mani!!!!!!!!!! I've been around :sobbing:

andyroxmysox12191
08-01-2006, 09:39 PM
Mani, I just saw an advert for High School Musical, is that the film you're obsessed with? :sobbing:

WHOOPS I didn't see this earlier :sobbing:
Does it have a super cute kid with blonde hair and a girl with brown curlyish hair and....yeah it probably is the same movie :haha: I don't think there's anything else called HSM out there :p

Is it gonna air there?! :D
If so....watch it. And tell Nat how good it is (along with being corny) and make her watch it. :fiery:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 09:39 PM
:ras:

tangerine_dream
08-01-2006, 10:03 PM
Mani :wavey: :hug:

Nat, you sure you weren't the one who asked the waffle question? ;) :lol:

Fumus, only one got answered? You are losing your touch. :p

adee-gee
08-01-2006, 10:05 PM
hey does anyone have that black eyed pea song "pump it" :awww:

if you do...can I have it? :awww:
Download it off Limewire :p

Or I can get it for you and send you it if you want :kiss:

andyroxmysox12191
08-01-2006, 10:22 PM
Nat, why aren't you on MSN anymore :sobbing: I could download it for you and send it but you're not onnn :ras:

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 10:25 PM
I don't have limewire. ):

and I'm avoiding msn ): sorry mani :hug: ): I'm just not feeling well ):

Caren
08-01-2006, 10:49 PM
WHOOPS I didn't see this earlier :sobbing:
Does it have a super cute kid with blonde hair and a girl with brown curlyish hair and....yeah it probably is the same movie :haha: I don't think there's anything else called HSM out there :p

Is it gonna air there?! :D
If so....watch it. And tell Nat how good it is (along with being corny) and make her watch it. :fiery:

There have been advertisements for it for the past 2/3 weeks, it's annnoying me they show a minute more of the film every week i wish they'd hurry up and show the damn thing so i don't have to hear the same damn line over and over again :armed:

Tangy i'm having one hell of a shitty week as well so i symapthise :hug:

knight_ley
08-01-2006, 11:03 PM
Thanks guys :hug:

Aundra convinced me to call the doctor today. I go on Monday. :scared:

adee-gee
08-01-2006, 11:03 PM
Nat :ras:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=9F31A82F74D20D5A

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 11:29 PM
mary :hug: that's good that you're going to the doctor :hug: :kiss:
Nat :ras:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=9F31A82F74D20D5A
thanks :ras:

MissFairy
08-01-2006, 11:33 PM
SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

NAT!!!!1!!!1123four!!!!11! Peter Crouch is...tall. I would replace that word with something cooler but my search was in vain :p

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 11:33 PM
WHOOPS I didn't see this earlier :sobbing:
Does it have a super cute kid with blonde hair and a girl with brown curlyish hair and....yeah it probably is the same movie :haha: I don't think there's anything else called HSM out there :p

Is it gonna air there?! :D
If so....watch it. And tell Nat how good it is (along with being corny) and make her watch it. :fiery:
yeah, I think it's the same one. It looks really cheesy! but I can't watch it sorry because I don't have that channel! :scared: but I'm sure it's great! ;) I just saw it and wondered if it was the same one!

tennis lover
08-01-2006, 11:36 PM
:hug: Tangy
:hug: Mary
:yippee: Nat, well done for getting 2 questions answered!
:yeah: Fumus, well done for getting one answered!
:)

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 11:44 PM
NAT!!!!1!!!1123four!!!!11! Peter Crouch is...tall. I would replace that word with something cooler but my search was in vain :p
mY SaRaHeR!1!!1!!!1!!ninehundred!11!!!! yeserer, heerer iserer tallerer

Caren
08-01-2006, 11:49 PM
Oh my god, :o i'm quite tired and bored, anyone got a joke to tell? :lol:

partygirl
08-01-2006, 11:49 PM
tallerer, tallerer

surfpinky
08-01-2006, 11:51 PM
Oh my god, :o i'm quite tired and bored, anyone got a joke to tell? :lol:
[:
who won the zombie race?

Caren
08-01-2006, 11:54 PM
[:
who won the zombie race?

A zombie? :shrug:

PinkFeatherBoa
08-01-2006, 11:58 PM
[:
who won the zombie race?

peter crouch?

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:04 AM
IT WAS DEAD EVEN!

MissFairy
08-02-2006, 12:05 AM
mY SaRaHeR!1!!1!!!1!!ninehundred!11!!!! yeserer, heerer iserer tallerer
Ierer woulderer lookerer likererer a teenyerer anterer nexterer toerer himerer. Werer coulderer bererer antserer togetherer!

andyroxmysox12191
08-02-2006, 12:06 AM
The movie IS cheesy but what movies from the Disney Channel aren't? :p They're supposed to be corny :sobbing: HSM is just fun and cute..and the songs aren't bad (imo). I dunno ask Deb what she thought of it lmao.

Nat ): Por queeee no estas bien? :sad:


After an hour to an hour and a half of hitting around with my brother...I. Am. Beat. I don't even get this tired at practice and that's two hours including running like 10 or so laps around the courts.

Caren
08-02-2006, 12:06 AM
:o

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:10 AM
Ierer woulderer lookerer likererer a teenyerer anterer nexterer toerer himerer. Werer coulderer bererer antserer togetherer!
hahahaerer!
werer woulderer, hisere legserer arerer sorerer thinerer! hiserer legserer arerer likeerer myerer armserer!

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:12 AM
Nat ): Por queeee no estas bien? :sad:


no sé ):

partygirl
08-02-2006, 12:12 AM
Ierer woulderer lookerer likererer a teenyerer anterer nexterer toerer himerer. Werer coulderer bererer antserer togetherer!
:haha::haha::haha:
Goderer damnerer.

Caren
08-02-2006, 12:15 AM
I just gave myself a headache trying to make out what that actually said :lol:

superpinkone37
08-02-2006, 12:15 AM
Nat did you get that song? I have it, if not...

um, I may or may not have asked the waffle question. :angel:
He answered another one of mine, but it was a serious one and in my opinion, not as good as some of my other questions. :haha:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 12:15 AM
hahahaerer!
werer woulderer, hisere legserer arerer sorerer thinerer! hiserer legserer arerer likeerer myerer armserer!
:inlove:Loverer.

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:17 AM
Nat did you get that song? I have it, if not...
yeah, I got it, thanks anyway [:

um, I may or may not have asked the waffle question. :angel:
He answered another one of mine, but it was a serious one and in my opinion, not as good as some of my other questions. :haha:
and I effing love you for it |X

MissFairy
08-02-2006, 12:21 AM
hahahaerer!
werer woulderer, hisere legserer arerer sorerer thinerer! hiserer legserer arerer likeerer myerer armserer!
Hiserer legserer arererer likerer myerer littlerer fingerer. |: Thatserer unnaturalerer likerer hiserer dancingererer |:|:

blosson
08-02-2006, 12:25 AM
Oh my god, :o i'm quite tired and bored, anyone got a joke to tell? :lol:

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:30 AM
Hiserer legserer arererer likerer myerer littlerer fingerer. |: Thatserer unnaturalerer likerer hiserer dancingererer |:|:
hahaherer, yourerer pinkyerer fingerer!!
Ierer likerer hiserer roboterer! heerer lookserer funnyerer whenerer heerer doeserer iterer!

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:31 AM
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
because they have a big nose? |:

Caren
08-02-2006, 12:31 AM
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

To smell food :shrug:

blosson
08-02-2006, 12:34 AM
because they have thick fingers.


what did happen to the japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner?

Caren
08-02-2006, 12:35 AM
because they have thick fingers.


what did happen to the japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner?

:confused:


i was going to write something but it was a bit filthy :lol:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:36 AM
because they have thick fingers.


what did happen to the japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
he um wow |X

he...I don't know :sobbing:

MissFairy
08-02-2006, 12:37 AM
hahaherer, yourerer pinkyerer fingerer!!
Ierer likerer hiserer roboterer! heerer lookserer funnyerer whenerer heerer doeserer iterer!
Yeaherer hererer doeserer, althougherer herer doesn'terer scorerer enougherer toerer doerer iterer oftenerer. Booererer.

blosson
08-02-2006, 12:38 AM
he smashed his nose.

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:38 AM
Yeaherer hererer doeserer, althougherer herer doesn'terer scorerer enougherer toerer doerer iterer oftenerer. Booererer.
boererer ):
heerer shoulderer scorerer everyrere singlerere gamererer, hiserer dancingerer iserer mesmerizingerer |:erer!

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:39 AM
he smashed his nose.
:rolls:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 12:40 AM
Bonerer

MissFairy
08-02-2006, 12:43 AM
boererer ):
heerer shoulderer scorerer everyrere singlerere gamererer, hiserer dancingerer iserer mesmerizingerer |:erer!
Herer shoulderer justerer doerer therer roboterer infronterer oferer therer goalerer anderer therer goalierer willerer bererer amazederer soerer willerer leterer inerer lotserer oferer goalserer!

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:47 AM
Herer shoulderer justerer doerer therer roboterer infronterer oferer therer goalerer anderer therer goalierer willerer bererer amazederer soerer willerer leterer inerer lotserer oferer goalserer!
|X
Ierer loverer youerer! anderer yeserer, hererer shoulderer, inerer facterer, hererer shoulderer doerer iterer everyerer seconderer oferer hiserer liferere, likerer walkingerer downererer theerer streeterer!

blosson
08-02-2006, 12:48 AM
have you heard this one?

Guy #1: "You'll never believe this. If you play an AOL 7.0 CD backwards you
can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"

Guy #2: "That's nothing. If you play it forwards, it installs AOL." :unsure:

Deboogle!.
08-02-2006, 12:50 AM
have you heard this one?

Guy #1: "You'll never believe this. If you play an AOL 7.0 CD backwards you
can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"

Guy #2: "That's nothing. If you play it forwards, it installs AOL." :unsure:OMG HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE HAHHAHAAHA

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 12:54 AM
have you heard this one?

Guy #1: "You'll never believe this. If you play an AOL 7.0 CD backwards you
can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"

Guy #2: "That's nothing. If you play it forwards, it installs AOL." :unsure:
|X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

partygirl
08-02-2006, 12:58 AM
If i use the "erer" in real life, will they undertstand?
I love the way it sounds out loud.

blosson
08-02-2006, 12:58 AM
Now we have a bimbo thread title, these were amusing things students answer in their exams:

- The future of "I give" is "I take."
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

PinkFeatherBoa
08-02-2006, 01:00 AM
have you heard this one?

Guy #1: "You'll never believe this. If you play an AOL 7.0 CD backwards you
can hear all kinds of evil and satanic messages!"

Guy #2: "That's nothing. If you play it forwards, it installs AOL." :unsure:

AOL is truly the devil's lovechild.

At the moment I'm pondering if AOL is also related to Henman. |:

blosson
08-02-2006, 01:01 AM
and a cute one to finish

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the check-out counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one"

good night.

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 01:01 AM
Now we have a bimbo thread title, these were amusing things students answer in their exams:

- The future of "I give" is "I take."
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
:spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 01:02 AM
and a cute one to finish

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the check-out counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one"

good night.
:sobbing: :sobbing:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 01:04 AM
- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.


:bowdown:

PinkFeatherBoa
08-02-2006, 01:05 AM
and a cute one to finish

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the check-out counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one"

good night.

Awww, I liked that one! I think I've heard alot of the others before though. Thanks for making me chuckle, whilst I'm stuck here watching numbers. :)

MissFairy
08-02-2006, 01:06 AM
|X
Ierer loverer youerer! anderer yeserer, hererer shoulderer, inerer facterer, hererer shoulderer doerer iterer everyerer seconderer oferer hiserer liferere, likerer walkingerer downererer theerer streeterer!
Hahahahaerer! Youerer arererer myerer saviourerer oferer thiserer lamerer nighterer (i will tell you about sometime maybe!) thankyouererer!

i'merer offerer toerer bederer! Nighterer everyonerer! :kiss:

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 01:08 AM
:lol:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 01:09 AM
byeah sexyerer

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 01:09 AM
Goodnight miss fairy! :wavey:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 01:17 AM
Hahahahaerer! Youerer arererer myerer saviourerer oferer thiserer lamerer nighterer (i will tell you about sometime maybe!) thankyouererer!

i'merer offerer toerer bederer! Nighterer everyonerer! :kiss:
goodnigtherer, youerer arerer myerer favoriterer fairyerer :kiss:

PinkFeatherBoa
08-02-2006, 01:21 AM
All the erererer's after words just confuse me, but then i'm easily confused.

night sarah and welcome back!!! i don't think i said that yet!

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 01:23 AM
hierer jennyerer d:erer!

PinkFeatherBoa
08-02-2006, 01:24 AM
hierer jennyerer d:erer!

um, hi? this is correct answer, no. muchos confusioni!!!! d: |:!

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 01:30 AM
I'm confused too! :sobbing: what are the erers all about?

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 01:33 AM
whateverer d:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 01:43 AM
Federer

by the way i'm now addicted to Pandora thanks to a signature. :)

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 02:06 AM
Federer
:yeah: very clever Larah! ;)

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 02:09 AM
Federer

by the way i'm now addicted to Pandora thanks to a signature. :)
isn't it great!!!!

knight_ley
08-02-2006, 02:15 AM
I promised I'd go to the doctor by Monday....... :scared:


For those of you on my LiveJournal, I updated with the best pix / videos of the American Idol kids you'll ever see. For anyone who doesn't have an LJ, and you want to see them, PM me and I'll send you the link to my photobucket, and to the downloads if you wanna DL the videos :)

Hope everyone's having a great night. I was watching Mardy on TV earlier today.

snaillyyy
08-02-2006, 02:18 AM
WHOA I don't read anything here for the day and I just can't keep up :lol: so I will just say hi:wavey:

Mary :hug: :hug: I will be keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Caren
08-02-2006, 02:19 AM
OMG HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE HAHHAHAAHA

i don't get it, i have aol is that bad? :confused:

i'm also having sleep issues :sobbing:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 02:29 AM
isn't it great!!!!
It is super greatness.

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 02:33 AM
Mary :hug: I hope everything goes ok!
:wavey: Hi Carole! How are you today? :)
Caren :hug: sleep issues again? I feel your pain! at least you haven't been trying to sort out some stupid port forwarding thing on a computer for about 2 hours! :lol: This is what I was like about 30 mins ago until I got it sorted --> :timebomb:

Caren
08-02-2006, 02:36 AM
:lol: Awww Jo :hug:, yeh and know whats worse i'm for work again in the morning lol. You're never in bed early are you lol

snaillyyy
08-02-2006, 02:37 AM
:wavey: Hi Carole! How are you today? :)


Hi there...Way too much going on right now. I want to run away actually, but it will all pass hopefully:(
Glad you got the torrent stuff figured out :bounce: :D

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 02:37 AM
OK, I want to change my avatar to a nice Andy one but I can't decide on a picture to use. :sobbing: Does anyone want to give me some ideas? :)

Caren
08-02-2006, 02:41 AM
I have that one just because it was already there, i'm gonna ask a stupid question that i know the answer too but can't remember lol, how do i resize a pic to get it as an av? (i feel really stupid asking that :o )

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 02:43 AM
:lol: Awww Jo :hug:, yeh and know whats worse i'm for work again in the morning lol. You're never in bed early are you lol
I had an early night the other day actually, I was in bed by about 1/1.30am! :lol: but I don't have work in the morning! :hug: although I do have to get up early and take my brother to work so that I can have the car tomorrow! :)

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 02:47 AM
Hi there...Way too much going on right now. I want to run away actually, but it will all pass hopefully:(
Glad you got the torrent stuff figured out :bounce: :D
:hug: aww, I hope it'll pass too! :) I'm so glad I got it sorted as well, it was really getting to me that everyone else's worked ok but mine didn't!

Caren
08-02-2006, 02:48 AM
I'm gonna try and go to sleep again coz i am knackered just got a lot on my mind :( and when i have a lot on my mind i don't sleep no matter how tired i am, i don't think i've ever looked forward to a holiday so much in my life :lol:

Nite nite Jo :hug:
Nite everyone :wavey:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 02:49 AM
OK, I want to change my avatar to a nice Andy one but I can't decide on a picture to use. :sobbing: Does anyone want to give me some ideas? :)
depends on your mood, how are you feeling about the Roddick?

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 03:00 AM
:wavey: Goodnight Caren, I hope you manage to get some sleep! :hug:

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 03:02 AM
depends on your mood, how are you feeling about the Roddick?
erm, I feel sad for him that he is injured, I'm kinda excited about the fact that he started to show some good form though! I'm looking forward to seeing what will happen this season and hoping that he'll get some decent results and gain some confidence. so, lots of things really! :lol:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 03:03 AM
OK, I want to change my avatar to a nice Andy one but I can't decide on a picture to use. :sobbing: Does anyone want to give me some ideas? :)
I made these...do you want them? [:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 03:11 AM
those are good, they look pensive and sad but not without hope.

i made this:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=3853041&postcount=825

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 03:41 AM
I made these...do you want them? [:
ooooh, can I use the colour one please? :kiss:

Larah, those are nice but I'm terrified of dogs so I don't think they're right for me! :lol: :hug: Thanks anyway! :)

partygirl
08-02-2006, 03:46 AM
Nat's are better anyway...

I just wanted publicity.:kiss:

*Now you will be hooked on changing it as often as your mood like the rest of us, i don't know how some people keep them so long...i get stuffy.

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 03:48 AM
:lol: fair enough! feel free to use me for publicity whenever you feel like it! ;)

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 03:48 AM
ooooh, can I use the colour one please? :kiss:

Larah, those are nice but I'm terrified of dogs so I don't think they're right for me! :lol: :hug: Thanks anyway! :)
I made them for you [:

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 03:51 AM
Nat's are better anyway...

I just wanted publicity.:kiss:

*Now you will be hooked on changing it as often as your mood like the rest of us, i don't know how some people keep them so long...i get stuffy.
I know, I've been wanting to change mine for ages but every time I see a picture I want to use someone else has already used it and put something funny on it or something. Plus, I'm not very creative so I can literally just put a plain picture there! :lol: but i'll just have to try to keep changing it and learn as I go! :)

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 03:53 AM
I made them for you [:
you mean you just made them because I asked for ideas? aww, that is so sweet! I feel so special! :lol: Thank you! :smooch:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 03:56 AM
yes [: :smooch:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 04:05 AM
Watching my favorite News reporter wearing a bomb jacket while reporting from a War zone makes me very :scared:

he is to pretty to be collateral damage, anyone is really...but still...I love him.
last year he was reporting from a hurricane and almost got hit by a vengeful Ramada sign (on camera):eek:

the world is scary,
stay indoors - save the beautiful smarties!

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 04:06 AM
Thank you! :hug:
Do you like? :)

tennis lover
08-02-2006, 04:10 AM
Warching my favorite News reporter wearing a bomb jacket while reporting from a War zone makes me very :scared:

he is to pretty to be collateral damage, anyone is really...but still...I love him.
last year he was reporting from a hurricane and almost got hit by a vengeful Ramada sign (on camera):eek:

the world is scary,
stay indoors - save the beautiful smarties!
I hate seeing anyone in a war zone, no matter how pretty they are! :p one of my friends is going to Iraq soon, that scares me. :scared: :sad:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 04:39 AM
this is for deb

Deboogle!.
08-02-2006, 04:41 AM
this is for deb:bigcry: :bolt: :scared: :hysteric: :bigcry: :bolt: :scared: :hysteric: :bigcry: :bolt: :scared: :hysteric: :bigcry: :bolt: :scared: :hysteric: :bigcry: :bolt: :scared: :hysteric:

surfpinky
08-02-2006, 04:51 AM
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:kiss:

Deboogle!.
08-02-2006, 04:51 AM
:scared: :bigcry: :bolt: :hysteric: :scared: :bigcry: :bolt: :hysteric: :scared: :bigcry: :bolt: :hysteric: :scared: :bigcry: :bolt: :hysteric: :scared: :bigcry: :bolt: :hysteric:

partygirl
08-02-2006, 04:52 AM
I hate seeing anyone in a war zone, no matter how pretty they are!
everyone is pretty somewhere. :sad:

acoffeygirl
08-02-2006, 06:22 AM
I don't have time to catch up on all that has gone on today. I'm off to Oklahoma till Sunday....hope you all have a lovely rest of the week!! :hug:

adee-gee
08-02-2006, 10:17 AM
That was the worst collection of jokes EVER! :sobbing:

andyroxmysox12191
08-02-2006, 04:54 PM
i don't get it, i have aol is that bad? :confused:

YES.
And if you try to leave aol...it's worse.

adee-gee
08-02-2006, 05:01 PM
AOL is the prime example of why Capatalism is wrong :p

Caren
08-02-2006, 06:02 PM
:confused:

I'm still clueless lol :lol:

Deboogle!.
08-02-2006, 06:03 PM
They call it AOHELL for a reason :lol:

MissFairy
08-02-2006, 06:13 PM
:confused:

I'm still clueless lol :lol:
I am the permanent president of that club. Welcome :p

Caren
08-02-2006, 06:20 PM
Yeh i knew people called it AOLHell but i've never had a problem with it :shrug: well i have like but i mean nothing to serious :lol:

Deboogle!.
08-02-2006, 06:24 PM
The problem with AOL is that it's all-encompassing. You have to use its programs and its systems. Plus, most of the people who use AOL are using it for "Easy internet" so they don't know how to do anything themselves. so it breeds a culture of people who can't actually use the internet and don't know how to do things on their own. Maybe AOL is different now but we had it several years ago, before they even had 56k dialup modems :lol: and I just remember hating it, we had it for about a month :lol:

I'd just rather be in control of all the programs and settings. I download and install and use and do what I want and I don't have this big brother system looking over all of it.

And is it? Well then he deserves his own thread! Start it, tangy :p

Caren
08-02-2006, 06:55 PM
:lol: well i'm not a complete tool, i know how to do a good lot about the internet (minus the torrent stuff and crap that's just :cuckoo: )

I don't mind AOL, it's cheap enough for my parentals to pay for, the only thing i hate is how much it needs re installed :mad:

Caren
08-02-2006, 07:06 PM
I posted this AOL story a while back but I'll post it again because it's still damn funny. Some guy called up AOL to cancel his account and he got a nightmare "customer service rep" who refused to close the account! Very funny stuff:

Here's the video of his NBC appearance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIVZ9b0RgmY

Here's the blog entry that started it all:

http://insignificantthoughts.com/2006/06/13/cancelling-aol/

I still :haha: every time I listen to that audio tape.

Oh by the way peeps, today is Naldo's birthday! Happy birthday Naldo, you closet metrosexual you. If Andy were smart, he'd hire you as his personal stylist and then we'd be saved from having to watch him play in boring-ass white clothes all year long. :kiss: :bdaycake: :D

OMG :HAHA:
tbh i've had a few phone calls like that with MSN, i've had problems and they've not helped me watsoever but i don't know if that's my fault or not because i don't understand them, they put people on the phones that can't really speak English :o

J. Corwin
08-02-2006, 09:35 PM
I posted this AOL story a while back but I'll post it again because it's still damn funny. Some guy called up AOL to cancel his account and he got a nightmare "customer service rep" who refused to close the account! Very funny stuff:

Here's the video of his NBC appearance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIVZ9b0RgmY

Here's the blog entry that started it all:

http://insignificantthoughts.com/2006/06/13/cancelling-aol/

I still :haha: every time I listen to that audio tape.

Oh by the way peeps, today is Naldo's birthday! Happy birthday Naldo, you closet metrosexual you. If Andy were smart, he'd hire you as his personal stylist and then we'd be saved from having to watch him play in boring-ass white clothes all year long. :kiss: :bdaycake: :D

:lol::lol: Poor dude, I would have been so pissed and probably wouldn't have been as nice. :devil:

I cancelled my AOHell account a couple months ago and it was much easier than this...which now leads me to wonder, did I really cancel it??? :scared::scared::lol: I think a check-up is in order. ;)

Breakaway
08-02-2006, 10:37 PM
I like AOL :o

blosson
08-02-2006, 11:05 PM
That was the worst collection of jokes EVER! :sobbing:

Ah, please tell us some good jokes! ;)

andyroxmysox12191
08-02-2006, 11:14 PM
I'll give you a good joke (maybe)!!

Okay...

What did one carrot say to the other?


All you Lost fans, shush :p

Breakaway
08-02-2006, 11:32 PM
I don't know :scratch: What???

blosson
08-02-2006, 11:32 PM
Sorry to any Mexicans around here but this is cute.

So there used to be a test for immigrants coming to America

and the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence.

When the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"

Breakaway
08-02-2006, 11:48 PM
I think I have heard that joke in like a million different contexts. Always funny though :lol:

blosson
08-03-2006, 12:03 AM
So what did the carrot say?

and

Why should you never marry a tennis player?

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 12:41 AM
everyone is pretty somewhere. :sad:
:hug: yes they are Larah! :)

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 12:49 AM
So what did the carrot say?

and

Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing or something like that?!? I give up!
and what did the carrot say, I obviously haven't seen that episode of Lost yet! :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
08-03-2006, 01:39 AM
OH CRAP
I meant what did one snowman say to the other :sobbing:

crap I totally messed that up :haha:

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 02:05 AM
:haha: lmao mani! aww :hug: what was it meant to be? I'll pretend I haven't heard anything about a carrot! ;)

andyroxmysox12191
08-03-2006, 02:41 AM
:sobbing:

The answer was supposed to be, "Smells like carrots."

I can't believe I messed that up :sobbing:

knight_ley
08-03-2006, 02:47 AM
I posted this AOL story a while back but I'll post it again because it's still damn funny. Some guy called up AOL to cancel his account and he got a nightmare "customer service rep" who refused to close the account! Very funny stuff:

Here's the video of his NBC appearance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIVZ9b0RgmY

Here's the blog entry that started it all:

http://insignificantthoughts.com/2006/06/13/cancelling-aol/

I still :haha: every time I listen to that audio tape.

Oh by the way peeps, today is Naldo's birthday! Happy birthday Naldo, you closet metrosexual you. If Andy were smart, he'd hire you as his personal stylist and then we'd be saved from having to watch him play in boring-ass white clothes all year long. :kiss: :bdaycake: :D

Dude, when we got Comcast High Speed and had no use for AOL anymore my brother in law called to cancel our account. He was on the phone wtih them for over 2 hours fighting with them to have them cancel our account. It was completely insane. AOL. Ugh.

Um, that's all! Hope everyone's well! I'm seriously considering quitting my job. I dunno where else I'll get a job making the pay I make there, but I cannot deal with my new manager at ALL. So I'm about to just take the $5 pay cut by going somewhere else. It's not worth it anymore. :banghead:

Fee
08-03-2006, 04:04 AM
I have had AOL since 1995. Never had any problems with it. I use it to connect, then open other programs and do what I want. I only us AOL to take advantage of AOL things. I'm kind of stuck with it because I've had the same email address for a decade and I don't want to change just yet.

Fee
08-03-2006, 04:19 AM
Earthquake!

http://pasadena.wr.usgs.gov/shake/ca/STORE/X40187964/ciim_display.html

blosson
08-03-2006, 08:41 AM
:sobbing:

The answer was supposed to be, "Smells like carrots."

I can't believe I messed that up :sobbing:

:lol:

tennis lover, you are right about the tennis joke. i guess it's too well known.

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 10:04 AM
Ah, please tell us some good jokes! ;)
Ok :cool: (whoever visited my joke thread might've seen these :p )

Bill invites some friends round for a party, when all of a sudden a little man about a foot tall walks into the room, hops onto the piano stool and starts playing the piano absolutely beautifully.
His friend Joe says, "wow that guy is amazing, where on earth did you find him?".
Bill responds, "well I found this magic lamp with a genie inside, and he granted me one wish".
"thats great, can I use it?" asks Joe.
Bill agrees and hands him the lamp.
Joe rubs it, and sure enough out pops a genie who offers him one wish. "I want a million bucks" says Joe. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims, "hey, I asked for a million BUCKS! not DUCKS!
Bill rolls his eyes and says, "well, he's a little bit deaf you see! You don't really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?"

:p

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 10:06 AM
A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by 3 beautful women who take pity on him.
The first woman says to him, "have you ever been hugged?". The man shakes his head sadly, so she leans down and gives him a big hug.
The second woman says to him, "have you ever been kissed?". The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a big kiss.
The third woman asks, "have you ever been fucked?". "No" says the man, his eyes lighting up.
"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in" says the woman.

:haha:
(one of my faves ;) )

J. Corwin
08-03-2006, 10:18 AM
A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by 3 beautful women who take pity on him.
The first woman says to him, "have you ever been hugged?". The man shakes his head sadly, so she leans down and gives him a big hug.
The second woman says to him, "have you ever been kissed?". The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a big kiss.
The third woman asks, "have you ever been fucked?". "No" says the man, his eyes lighting up.
"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in" says the woman.

:haha:
(one of my faves ;) )

:haha::haha: omg! :haha:

Good one :p

Caren
08-03-2006, 11:44 AM
:lol:

Holy crap :eek: i only just wakened after falling asleep last nite at 11pm. That's 12 hours sleep...sheesus :o

J. Corwin
08-03-2006, 11:51 AM
Good uh...morning? Afteroon? lol :lol:

I'm about to go to bed now, at 4am :lol::o Night! :wavey:

Caren
08-03-2006, 11:53 AM
HOLY MOLY :eek:

Nite J :wavey: can't believe you're only going now when i'm up :lol:

And its morning here ;)

MissFairy
08-03-2006, 12:31 PM
A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by 3 beautful women who take pity on him.
The first woman says to him, "have you ever been hugged?". The man shakes his head sadly, so she leans down and gives him a big hug.
The second woman says to him, "have you ever been kissed?". The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a big kiss.
The third woman asks, "have you ever been fucked?". "No" says the man, his eyes lighting up.
"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in" says the woman.

:haha:
(one of my faves ;) )
Hahaha Adam i like that one! (:

Honalulu78
08-03-2006, 12:55 PM
that is hilarious!
certainly brightened up my day hehehehe

williaer
08-03-2006, 12:55 PM
A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by 3 beautful women who take pity on him.
The first woman says to him, "have you ever been hugged?". The man shakes his head sadly, so she leans down and gives him a big hug.
The second woman says to him, "have you ever been kissed?". The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a big kiss.
The third woman asks, "have you ever been fucked?". "No" says the man, his eyes lighting up.
"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in" says the woman.

:haha:
(one of my faves ;) )
:worship:

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 01:43 PM
:lol:

Holy crap :eek: i only just wakened after falling asleep last nite at 11pm. That's 12 hours sleep...sheesus :o
:yippee: yay for sleep! :hug: I had a good sleep last night as well, I went to bed at about 2 :eek: and slept for about 9 hours! I think I needed to make up for only sleeping for 3 hours the night before! ;)

:lol: Adam, very good! ;)

:hug: Mary, I hope your new job works out better! :)

I saw pirates of the caribbean 2 yesterday! :bounce:

MissFairy
08-03-2006, 02:12 PM
SGSHGDHSHS POTC. Depp and Bloom. I think i have never heard of such genius before :inlove: I haven't seen the 2nd one yet. Boo.

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 02:17 PM
Boo indeed. Go and see it NOW! :p

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 03:22 PM
Orlando Bloom is such an arse :retard:

snaillyyy
08-03-2006, 03:39 PM
I saw pirates of the caribbean 2 yesterday! :bounce:


Jo, what did you think of it? :D

Renata :kiss: if you're around, MSN is not letting me on:mad:, so watch the SMS's fly ;) oh and also I am trying not to laugh my head off at the latest Andy/Maria rumors:lol: :lol:

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 03:41 PM
I liked it, it was so annoying when it ended though! now I have to wait a year to find out what happens! :rolleyes: have you seen it? :)

snaillyyy
08-03-2006, 03:44 PM
I liked it, it was so annoying when it ended though! now I have to wait a year to find out what happens! :rolleyes: have you seen it? :)

Yea I saw it couple weeks ago, but I have to say I liked the first one better.

Tytta!.
08-03-2006, 03:48 PM
Renata :kiss: if you're around, MSN is not letting me on:mad:, so watch the SMS's fly ;) oh and also I am trying not to laugh my head off at the latest Andy/Maria rumors:lol: :lol:

MSN can be so mean!!!!!

Weeeeeeeeeell you know how the cover thing works ;)

OH and I MISS YOU.

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 03:49 PM
Yeah, the first one was better but they normally are! :)

snaillyyy
08-03-2006, 03:50 PM
Renata, your covers work very well;) MISSED you too! I have power again :bounce: and it cooled off!

Deboogle!.
08-03-2006, 03:51 PM
How long were you without power?????? :eek:

Tytta!.
08-03-2006, 03:53 PM
Renata, your covers work very well;) MISSED you too! I have power again :bounce: and it cooled off!

Everything I do works well ;) LMFAO

Glad the power is back :D

snaillyyy
08-03-2006, 03:58 PM
How long were you without power?????? :eek:

Glad the power is back :D

Cable went out around 2pm yesterday and then the power about 4pm, was still out at 8pm:mad:, so I went to the folks to sleep. The apartment was so hot, and with heat index around 115!! I wasn't going to stay there. I just talked to a neighbor who said it came back around 3am:rolleyes:

Renata, I don't think your cover will every be blown :lol:;)

tennis lover
08-03-2006, 04:01 PM
:hug: Carole! I'm glad the power's back for you! :)

snaillyyy
08-03-2006, 04:05 PM
I'm very happy too:D and such a change in weather, we topped the 100F yesterday but today it is only 77F(25C).

Deboogle!.
08-03-2006, 04:05 PM
oh man, wow :o Well glad everything's ok now :)

They're having those problems on the east now. Sucks b/c there a lot of people don't even have a/c :eek:

snaillyyy
08-03-2006, 04:08 PM
I just can't imagine having no a/c:( It was one of the things I loved about this apartment, central a/c not window units:)

Deboogle!.
08-03-2006, 04:12 PM
Yeah, my parents had central air put into their house when they bought it, my mom wouldn't move in until it was moved in :lol: But since a lot of the houses and buildings are old.... I can't imagine what it's like in some of the top floors of old apartment buildings in Boston, it must be unbearable :eek:

actually this huge apartment complex here doesn't have any air in many of their (thousands and thousands - it's like a little town) units. :eek:

Fumus
08-03-2006, 04:18 PM
Is this the largest thread on mtf?

surfpinky
08-03-2006, 04:21 PM
Ok :cool: (whoever visited my joke thread might've seen these :p )

Bill invites some friends round for a party, when all of a sudden a little man about a foot tall walks into the room, hops onto the piano stool and starts playing the piano absolutely beautifully.
His friend Joe says, "wow that guy is amazing, where on earth did you find him?".
Bill responds, "well I found this magic lamp with a genie inside, and he granted me one wish".
"thats great, can I use it?" asks Joe.
Bill agrees and hands him the lamp.
Joe rubs it, and sure enough out pops a genie who offers him one wish. "I want a million bucks" says Joe. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims, "hey, I asked for a million BUCKS! not DUCKS!
Bill rolls his eyes and says, "well, he's a little bit deaf you see! You don't really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?"

:p
:spit:
:spit:
:spit:
:spit:
:spit:

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 04:50 PM
Is this the largest thread on mtf?
*cough* *cough* *cough*

This wonderful thread is slightly bigger :p

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=3900402#post3900402

andyroxmysox12191
08-03-2006, 05:24 PM
Orlando Bloom is not an arse |:

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 05:53 PM
Orlando Bloom is not an arse |:
1) He is without doubt the worst actor to grace the big screen :p
2) He's English.
3) He's a little mummy's boy.
4) erm.....He can't act.

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 05:55 PM
I think Orlando Bloom and Daniel Radcliffe are my 2 least favourite actors. It'd be cool if they were in an action movie together, and they were having a sword fight and the stunt went wrong and they stabbed each other and were never able to film a movie again. Then Roger Federer comes in to try and help them and trips and falls into a sword :D

Ooooh I'm evil :devil:

Deboogle!.
08-03-2006, 05:57 PM
oh, you're gonna pay for that Adam. I hope you're prepared.

:bolt:

adee-gee
08-03-2006, 06:11 PM
There should be a vcash thread on which set of fans will be the first to attempt to assasinate Adam......

Fedtards
The scary Massu bunch
The Duckies

I think Mani might try kill me soon, but the Fedtards are still the favourites :scared:

Deboogle!.
08-03-2006, 06:13 PM
Well, at least you like Andy. So, we can't completely hate you like the others ;)