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They’re off to see the Wizard

Howard
12-09-2008, 02:04 AM
For Marat Safin… a brain.

For Richard Gasquet… a heart.

For David Nalbandian… an appetite suppressant

For James Blake… a clue

For Rafa Nadal… a pair of loose fitting pants

Feel free to add your own

finishingmove
12-09-2008, 02:16 AM
for mardy fish... a pair of socks...

Thanos
12-09-2008, 02:20 AM
For del potro... a box of tissues
For wawrinka.... a personality
For federer.... a kick in the face
For verdasco... another mirror

GlennMirnyi
12-09-2008, 02:22 AM
For Faker... character and education.
For Nadull... a game.
For Frauderer... a smaller ego.
For Fat Dave... a hot dog stand just for him.

alfonsojose
12-09-2008, 03:41 AM
Who's Dorothy? l_crap?

Ferrero Forever
12-09-2008, 08:12 AM
Del Potro: Tweezers
Murray: A Makeover/Hairdresser
Hewitt: Bodyguard
Davydenko/Ljubicic: Hair

azza
12-09-2008, 08:38 AM
Chris Guccione Tennis Lessons.

Kolya
12-09-2008, 10:41 AM
Nieminen - A 2nd serve.

Time Violation
12-09-2008, 11:05 AM
Mikhail Youzhny - a helmet

avocadoe
12-09-2008, 11:08 AM
Acasuso...posture lessons

njorker
12-09-2008, 11:17 AM
For Faker... character and education.
For Nadull... a game.
For Frauderer... a smaller ego.
For Fat Dave... a hot dog stand just for him.

I like this post although you attacked 3 of my fave players. :( Guess which one I don't like. ;)

This thread's funny. :)

Venle
12-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Funny thread :)

Pics - English skills
Ancic - An injury-free next season
Lopez - Cosmetics
Roddick - Hair

Nah, I'm bad at this

TankingTheSet
12-09-2008, 12:34 PM
Koellerer -- a prescription for Ritalin or maybe an anti-psychotic
Pashanski -- ditto
Berdych -- counseling
Gasquet - consultation of an STD specialist
Tursunov -- anger managment course
Stepanek -- consultation with a plastic surgeon
Safin - lobotomy

Howard
12-09-2008, 12:45 PM
For Karlovic… a little love
For Davydenko… a personality
For Tursunov… a game plan

Crazy Girl
12-09-2008, 01:44 PM
For Federer: Davydenko's wifeFor Davydenko: Federer's hairFor Federer + Davydenko: Crazy Girl :hearts::drool::kiss::hearts::drool::kiss:

Brownie
12-09-2008, 01:49 PM
For Murray... a tan

FerrersLinda
12-09-2008, 02:36 PM
Funny thread :)

Pics - English skills
Ancic - An injury-free next season
Lopez - Cosmetics
Roddick - Hair

Nah, I'm bad at this

He has already got those. I'm sure if he was to go all the way along the yellow brick road he'd ask the wizard for a back hand.;)

MrChopin
12-09-2008, 07:53 PM
For Murray - muscles
For Monfils - a winner
For Blake - butt reduction, brain enhancement
For Djokovic - new parents
For Roddick - hair, to be younger, a backhand, a net game, a new racket, a "successful" relationship with a coach, a forehand, a new sponser, legs that move without the generous application of oil…

timafi
12-09-2008, 08:30 PM
Federer=2 bulk up during this off season;you've lost 2 much weight:mad: and 4 u 2 work hard on that backhand:angel:

Blake= 2 work on having plan B when plan A(serve/forehand)isn't working and 2 remember that the 21st century player plays well on all surfaces,not just on hard courts and that's why u'll always be considered a 2nd tier player if u can't win a MS;can't make the semis of a major and can't win outside of hard courts:mad:

Paulo=there is nothing wrong with finishing points at the net:lol:

Ritchie=get stronger;work on that 2nd serve and remember 2 fight no matter what

Kolya=u must play doubles next year and include that in ur game bcuz u should b able 2 make finals in Paris and at the USO and remember the grass courts don't bite:lol:

yellowboy906
12-09-2008, 08:57 PM
For Murray - muscles
For Monfils - a winner
For Blake - butt reduction, brain enhancement
For Djokovic - new parents
For Roddick - hair, to be younger, a backhand, a net game, a new racket, a "successful" relationship with a coach, a forehand, a new sponser, legs that move without the generous application of oil…
i think murray has more muscles than most tennis player.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/biceps_280x390_521277a.jpg

michellej
12-09-2008, 11:50 PM
For Federer: Davydenko's wifeFor Davydenko: Federer's hairFor Federer + Davydenko: Crazy Girl :hearts::drool::kiss::hearts::drool::kiss:

Very clever, very funny