They’re off to see the Wizard

For Marat Safin… a brain.

For Richard Gasquet… a heart.

For David Nalbandian… an appetite suppressant

For James Blake… a clue

For Rafa Nadal… a pair of loose fitting pants

Feel free to add your own

for mardy fish... a pair of socks...

For del potro... a box of tissues
For wawrinka.... a personality
For federer.... a kick in the face
For verdasco... another mirror

For Faker... character and education.
For Nadull... a game.
For Frauderer... a smaller ego.
For Fat Dave... a hot dog stand just for him.

Who's Dorothy? l_crap?

Del Potro: Tweezers
Murray: A Makeover/Hairdresser
Hewitt: Bodyguard
Davydenko/Ljubicic: Hair

Chris Guccione Tennis Lessons.

Nieminen - A 2nd serve.

Mikhail Youzhny - a helmet

Acasuso...posture lessons

For Faker... character and education.
For Nadull... a game.
For Frauderer... a smaller ego.
For Fat Dave... a hot dog stand just for him.

I like this post although you attacked 3 of my fave players. :( Guess which one I don't like. ;)

This thread's funny. :)

Funny thread :)

Pics - English skills
Ancic - An injury-free next season
Lopez - Cosmetics
Roddick - Hair

Nah, I'm bad at this

Koellerer -- a prescription for Ritalin or maybe an anti-psychotic
Pashanski -- ditto
Berdych -- counseling
Gasquet - consultation of an STD specialist
Tursunov -- anger managment course
Stepanek -- consultation with a plastic surgeon
Safin - lobotomy

For Karlovic… a little love
For Davydenko… a personality
For Tursunov… a game plan

For Federer: Davydenko's wifeFor Davydenko: Federer's hairFor Federer + Davydenko: Crazy Girl :hearts::drool::kiss::hearts::drool::kiss:

For Murray... a tan

Funny thread :)

Pics - English skills
Ancic - An injury-free next season
Lopez - Cosmetics
Roddick - Hair

Nah, I'm bad at this

He has already got those. I'm sure if he was to go all the way along the yellow brick road he'd ask the wizard for a back hand.;)

For Murray - muscles
For Monfils - a winner
For Blake - butt reduction, brain enhancement
For Djokovic - new parents
For Roddick - hair, to be younger, a backhand, a net game, a new racket, a "successful" relationship with a coach, a forehand, a new sponser, legs that move without the generous application of oil…

Federer=2 bulk up during this off season;you've lost 2 much weight:mad: and 4 u 2 work hard on that backhand:angel:

Blake= 2 work on having plan B when plan A(serve/forehand)isn't working and 2 remember that the 21st century player plays well on all surfaces,not just on hard courts and that's why u'll always be considered a 2nd tier player if u can't win a MS;can't make the semis of a major and can't win outside of hard courts:mad:

Paulo=there is nothing wrong with finishing points at the net:lol:

Ritchie=get stronger;work on that 2nd serve and remember 2 fight no matter what

Kolya=u must play doubles next year and include that in ur game bcuz u should b able 2 make finals in Paris and at the USO and remember the grass courts don't bite:lol:

For Murray - muscles
For Monfils - a winner
For Blake - butt reduction, brain enhancement
For Djokovic - new parents
For Roddick - hair, to be younger, a backhand, a net game, a new racket, a "successful" relationship with a coach, a forehand, a new sponser, legs that move without the generous application of oil…
i think murray has more muscles than most tennis player.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/biceps_280x390_521277a.jpg

For Federer: Davydenko's wifeFor Davydenko: Federer's hairFor Federer + Davydenko: Crazy Girl :hearts::drool::kiss::hearts::drool::kiss:

Very clever, very funny