Perfect wrong 'un

06-08-2008, 04:15 PM
Jose Higueras will be kicked out of Federer's camp now.

He was hired to make sure that Nadal wears the right underpants for the final. Tony Roche tried to do it for two years and failed miserably, Mirka was successful on a couple of occasions, but those occasions were on hard courts where even James Blake's brother was able to achieve that feat.

Jose Higeuras, though, was differerent from the rest of them. He speaks spanish and even took Toni Nadal under his confidence. If the rumour that went around Roland Garros as the match began was right, he did achieve the impossible while Nadal was practising in a court next to Federer by dropping a fresh pair of underpants of the right size for Nadal.

Or so he thought. Too bad, it turned to be the perfect wrong one as Nadal ass-picked his way to a fourth Roland Garros title.

Now the only hope for Higueras is to convince Rafa that he has the knack of picking the perfect wrong one everytime.

06-08-2008, 04:19 PM
Can someone alert me when the humour starts?