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Name something annoying about the top 10 (e.g. 3. Djokovic - 30 ball bounces)

groundstroke
06-03-2008, 11:06 AM
1. Federer - often too stubborn to try out something new on clay, fear of using a powerful backhand, needs to show more aggression when playing a great clay courter such as Nadal, Ferrer or Ferrero otherwise he will lose. Does not like Hawk-eye (Wimbledon 2007 final). Doesn't attack net enough, gay hair shaking, people are sick of him dominating, BP conversion, boring, lack of attitude, ugly clothes (where's the ninja outfit that scared Djoke at the USO 2007?!), ugly girlfriend, chokes against Nadal sometimes, sick of watching him destroy other players time after time.
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2. Nadal - extreme gamesmanship, takes too much time in between points, distracting grunt. Obsession with putting his fingers in his asshole. Extreme fist pumping. Requires use of mute button.
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3. Djokovic - cheater, extreme use of time outs, gets his parents to distract opponents, retires when losing (Federer Hamburg, Nadal French Open, Nadal Wimbledon), 500 ball bounces. All in all - the typical Serbian player for you.
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4. Davydenko - should always wear a sports cap - no one wants to see his bald head. Lack of charisma. Grandpa.
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5. Ferrer - not exactly a great attacker, is he? Crumbles against Federer. (8-0 record) Racket smasher.
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6. Roddick - 14-1 against Federer, without serve he wouldn't be no where as good as he is. Hyper activity. Pathetic backhand (has improved in recent years). Has the patience of a gorilla, sweats incredibly quickly. Stubborn - doesn't accept that fact that without Federer, Roddick would have won 3 more Grand Slams.
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7. Nalbandian - fat, inconsistent. Greasy sweat. Doesn't care. Possibly pregnant.
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8. Blake - Incredible choker against Federer (8-0 record), awful on clay. Lick's everyone's ass. Has a penis head therefore, unfortunately, he is scarred for life - but it could help if he didn't "too good" when other players hit winners against him.
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9. Gasquet - Gasgay I mean, backhand is attractive but he needs to develop a mental game, falls apart very easily. Looks like Debbie Downer. Gay. Let me say that again. Gay. That's right - he's gay.
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10. Wawrinka - Let Fernando Gonzalez beat him after being 2 sets up, if that isn't idiotic well I don't know what is. Acne.
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Now you.
1. Federer -
2. Nadal -
3. Djokovic -
4. Davydenko -
5. Ferrer -
6. Roddick -
7. Nalbandian -
8. Blake -
9. Gasquet -
10. Wawrinka -
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Can't wait for the Djokovic comments.

Rogiman
06-03-2008, 11:11 AM
Federer - slicing back slow 2nd serves.

Action Jackson
06-03-2008, 11:13 AM
Roddick has won 2 matches against Federer, come on at least give the Duck the credit he deserves.

bjurra
06-03-2008, 11:22 AM
1. Federer - the way he shakes his hair out of his face.
2. Rafa - His obsession with water bottles, picking ass, adjusting socks.
3. Djoko - BB*25
4. Davydenko - Nothing (I wouldnt call match fixing "an annoying antic")
5. Ferrer - Nothing
6. Roddick - Obesssion with cap adjustment, hyper activity
7. Nalbandian - Is greasy sweat an antic?
8. Blake - licks everyone's ass
9. Gasquet - Nothing
10. Wawrinka - Nothing

FedererSlam
06-03-2008, 11:24 AM
1 Federer - forehand drive volley shit, stubborn
2 Nadal - ass picker, slow rhythm player
3 Fakervic - Injury timouts, retirements, ball bouncing
4 Davydenko - serve
5 Ferrer - mental headcase
6 Roddick - gets way too excited, bag of tics
7 Nalbandian - fat
8 Blake - no self beleif, ball basher
9 Gasquet - mental midget
10 Wawrinka - acne

Roland9
06-03-2008, 11:24 AM
I feel this thread can make it to my "annoying antics of MTF" list.

Ferrero Forever
06-03-2008, 11:35 AM
I got past Federer being nerdy, nadal being an ass picker, and Novak bouncing the ball, and then I realised there was no way I was gonna find something annoying about Ferrer, so I give up

Sunset of Age
06-03-2008, 11:38 AM
Funny thread... :D

1. Federer - Hawkeye Tantrums. "Shit!" "How on earth can THAT ball be in!?" "Turn it off, it's killing me today!" "grumblegrumblegrumble" etc. :lol:
2. Rafa - timewasting. I happen to think all his other antics are rather funny and cute.
3. Djoko - timewasting, fake injury time-outs, arrogant prick, :retard: parents.
4. Davydenko - nothing.
5. Ferrer - racket smashing, grumbling.
6. Roddick - eh... adjusting the family jewels every three points or so. GROSS! :(
7. Nalbandian - lazy ass.
8. Blake - he comes across as a mite fake...
9. Gasquet - headcase.
10. Wawrinka - nothing.

groundstroke
06-03-2008, 11:39 AM
I'm adding what everyone else is writing, btw.

Voo de Mar
06-03-2008, 11:42 AM
1. Federer - too few attacks to the net, correction hair
2. Nadal - burrowing in the ass
3. Djokovic - praying after netcord or something
4. Davydenko - lack of self-confidence when the ball is close to the line
5. Ferrer - stooping
6. Roddick - correction cap and shirt before almost every point :o
7. Nalbandian - stroking strings of the racquet
8. Blake - downcast when loses :mad:
9. Gasquet - narrow shoulders
10. Wawrinka - tie-break's choker, always unattractive haircut

:lol:

zicofirol
06-03-2008, 11:46 AM
the fact that ferrer is in the top 10 is annoying to me, he never has a chance to beat the top 3 but is able to take out people who can...

plus he is a moonballer...

*Ljubica*
06-03-2008, 12:05 PM
1 Federer - that silly outfit he wears at Wimbledon
2 Nadal - too many to mention - arse picking, spitting, sock adjusting, slow tactics, timewasting etc
3 Djokovic - the ball bouncing can go on too much at times
4 Davydenko - weak serve
5 Ferrer - bit of a headcase
6 Roddick - his manner when he talks to Umpires etc - very arrogant and rude
7 Nalbandian - lazy, squanders his great talent, doesn't work hard enough
8 Blake - ball basher
9 Gasquet - choker
10 Wawrinka - nothing really :shrug:

Rogiman
06-03-2008, 12:08 PM
the fact that ferrer is in the top 10 is annoying to me, he never has a chance to beat the top 3 but is able to take out people who can...He defeated Nadal twice and Novak once very recently :shrug:

elessar
06-03-2008, 01:02 PM
Goodie what a wonderful idea for a new thread :bigclap:

1.Federer : like Rogiman said, those ridiculous returns of 2nd serves and those hawkeye challenges (although I sometimes find it quite funny when it's not even close to being in/out)EDIT : forgot about his BP conversion that drives me bonkers.
2.Nadal : time wasting and over celebration (even though he's tone it down)
3.Djokovic : too many to mention :lol:
4.Davydenko : Nothing
5.Ferrer : the way his hair starts to get messy and out of control at the end of matches because he keep tugging on it
6.Roddick : The crotch grabbing, the oversized clothes and the general "fidgetyness"
7.Nalbandian : I don't necessarily mind players that can play great one days and very bad the next but the guy can't even be consistent during one match : IW this year eing the perfect example of that.
8.Blake : Don't know what to think of him, he seems nice sometimes but other a bit phony :shrug:
9.Gasquet : one of my fav really and I don't care when he loses even when he puts in a piss poor performance, what I hate is when he won't even try to play.
10.Wawrinka : I hate swiss :mad:

VolandriFan
06-03-2008, 01:37 PM
I got past Federer being nerdy, nadal being an ass picker, and Novak bouncing the ball, and then I realised there was no way I was gonna find something annoying about Ferrer, so I give up

He likes to put things in his mouth?

Or Levy
06-03-2008, 01:41 PM
He likes to put things in his mouth?

:angel:

scarecrows
06-03-2008, 01:54 PM
Djoko just got a warning for his ball bouncing :lol:

Branimir
06-03-2008, 02:07 PM
1. Federer - Uses hawk's eye even he knows he lost point.
2. Nadal - Spitting is little disgusting
3. Djokovic - Swearing at crowd, ball bouncing
4. Davydenko - Too "dead" at times.
5. Ferrer - I don't like his tennis, but he does not annoy me in any way.
6. Roddick - His face is annoying. His disrespect towards umpires is not appriciated.
7. Nalbandian - Lazy, fat, not enough ambitious.
8. Blake - Ball basher
9. Gasquet - Pussy
10. Wawrinka - Maybe it's just me, but he reminds too much of Davydenko.

The Pro
06-03-2008, 02:10 PM
1. Federer - we went from Sampras domination to Roger's at Wimbledon. I'm SICK of it.
2. Nadal - his tics, quirks and superstitions are legion. Also a bit pissy and serious at times.
3. Djokovic - fuck where do i start?
4. Davydenko - don't mind him, but win a GS why don't you?
5. Ferrer - isn't as successful as i'd like him to be.
6. Roddick - arrogant, hot-head.
7. Nalbandian - puts football and racing before his own games. :retard:
8. Blake - full of it.
9. Gasquet - pampered wimp.
10. Wawrinka - often unremarkable.

Kolya
06-03-2008, 02:21 PM
1. Federer - boring
2. Nadal - ass picking and is a woman at times
3. Djokovic - faker and a try hard
4. Davydenko - keeps losing
5. Ferrer - nothing
6. Roddick - arrogant
7. Nalbandian - keeps underachieving
8. Blake - cocky and arrogant
9. Gasquet - plays like a pussy
10. Wawrinka - nothing

virex
06-03-2008, 02:46 PM
Roddick: he exists

Andre♥
06-03-2008, 02:57 PM
1. Federer - Lack of attitude. While getting his ass ***** by Nadal once again, he seems to be happy with it.
2. Nadal - Time between serves.
3. Djokovic - Narcissism.
4. Davydenko - His self-destruction mode (vs Lopez in Dubai; vs Ljubicic vs Roland Garros).
5. Ferrer - Commits a forced error and reacts like he has done the worst unforced error ever.
6. Roddick - Does nothing to improve his game at all. Prefers to rely on his serve than work hard to improve the other parts of his game.
7. Nalbandian - No love for the game. Just tries to make as much money as he can to spend it on some random rally car.
8. Blake - Arrogant prick with a "Mr Nice" face. The J-Block shows his true self.
9. Gasquet - Lack of a champion attitude. Has the weapons to be aggressive, but prefers to stay 5 meters behind the baseline.
10. Wawrinka - He is yet to understand that to be successful on tennis, you need to be patient. Lack of a Plan-B on court.

marcRD
06-03-2008, 03:50 PM
1. Federer - His ugly clothes he is wearing lately, where did the ninja outfit go? Makes him look more boring and old.
2. Nadal - His obsession with minor injuries when he is losing.
3. Djokovic - Everything, I even hate his grin and definetly his parents. I find his game annoying (but great).
4. Davydenko - The way he grunts and hits every ball as hard as he can, annoying game.
5. Ferrer - nothing, I love this guy.
6. Roddick - The look on his face and the way he walks around on the court when he is defeating some young nobody badly, specialy in the USA.
7. Nalbandian - His lazy attitude, the greasy sweat making his face look ugly and showing his big fat belly.
8. Blake - Not too much, I think he seems to be a pleasent character. His backhand kind of annoys me, unortodox shot without any beauty.
9. Gasquet - The look on his face when he is losing badly, oh my this guy is such a little pussy but I still like him for some reason (maybe it is the backhand which reminds me of Guga).
10. Wawrinka - Almost nothing. He looks almost exactly like me which annoys me as I am reminded of how avarage and boring my appearance is.

Adler
06-03-2008, 05:08 PM
1. Federer - stupid challenges
2. Nadal - ass picking, spitting, too much time between serves
3. Djokovic - fakign, timeouts
4. Davydenko - fixing
5. Ferrer - none
6. Roddick - sleeve picking
7. Nalbandian - none
8. Blake - spinning his racket, looks very childish
9. Gasquet - none
10. Wawrinka - none

Voo de Mar
06-03-2008, 05:10 PM
10. Wawrinka - Almost nothing. He looks almost exactly like me which annoys me as I am reminded of how avarage and boring my appearance is.

:haha: Great :yeah:

ChinoRios4Ever
06-03-2008, 05:23 PM
what a thread :haha:
ok, he we go...

1. Federer - sometimes boring
2. Nadal - too much time between serves
3. Djokovic - faker, cheater, extreme ball bouncing
4. Davydenko - boring, fixer
5. Ferrer - no offensive game
6. Roddick - he hates clay, sometimes an all-serve player
7. Nalbandian - mega-hyper overrated, he doesnt care about tennis at 100%, always injuried
8. Blake - choker, hates clay
9. Gasquet - no fighting spirit, no guts
10. Wawrinka - he isnt a real top 10 yet, he could be, but he needs a big result to deserved it.

Kuhne
06-03-2008, 05:33 PM
Federer - choking at big moments against Rafa, not going to the net more often, bit of a metrosexual, puting pants on backwards, fatass girlfriend. Shitty backand sometimes.

Nadal - needs a sense of humor, takes too long between points, picks his ass, boring moonballer playing style, annoying " vamos" gay and clearly uncomfortable tennis atire.

Djokovic - his birth

Davydenko - choker, he should be #3

Ferrer - looks like a girl

Roddick - can be a seriously annoying and rude asshole in court.

Nalbandian - his "im so fat im loving it" smile after he wins a tournament drives me insane

Blake - nobody can be that nice and politicaly correct. Eventualy you gota call bullshit with him. He loses to mo fis and he says he is the greatest athlete he has seen, fhey ask hom who the hottest female player is and he says serena.. Give me a fucking break. I hate how he rather die tham beat his god, Federer

Gasquet - born without a heart

Warwinka - nothing, as standard as they come

Clara Bow
06-03-2008, 05:35 PM
1. Federer - Hawkye tantrums and his refusal to realize that no matter he wants to whine and curse, the machine is going to win. His murse. His constant adjustment of the coif.

2. Nadal - The various OCD tics (including ye olde arse grab) that takes so much time between serves. He needs to go to a hypnotist and cut that stuff out. That he rarely looks happy on court in singles (a big contrast to doubles). Doing the boxing jog at the net and then running to the baseline at the start of practice.

3. Djokovic - His drama queen aspects (including hand on hips staring at the line and acting at least once a set that his current level of exhaustion is equal to that of a runner at the finish of the NYC Marathon.) His need to be lurved by the crowd and anger when it does not happen. His look that I have deemd "Angry Beaker." Occasional pissiness to the ball boys.

4. Davydenko - That he so rarely ever shows any emotion on the court. He can look like Koyla- Tennis Borg at times.

5. Ferrer - It is not annoying to watch because it makes me giggle but I wish he would quit the one minute ranting monologues to himself after a bad point because they can make him falter. He does not really annoy me at all though. Just amuses me (towel in mouth, walking around in a circle while waiting to receive a serve, he is kinda a puppy.)

6. Roddick - Quit adjusting your junk please! Don't like his yelling at the umps or opponents when he is acting like a bully. His self-congratulatory exclamations.

7. Nalbandian - Sweating so much that he makes Rafter look like he didn't have sweat glands. Utter lack of caring.

8. Blake - His headband. It makes him look like a Penis Head. Tendency to roll over for some players.

9. Gasquet - He often looks like his lost his kitten at there. At times, I think he would rather clean out the sewer system of Paris with a toothbrush than be out on court.

10. Wawrinka - Haven't seen enough of him yet. His nose is unfortunate in the way that it offers itself to up the nose booger check camera angles.

Voo de Mar
06-03-2008, 05:36 PM
8. Blake - His headband. It makes him look like a Penis Head.


:haha:

safinalium
06-03-2008, 05:45 PM
Federer - Nothing about him in particular but I'm always really annoyed at the cameras showing Mirka so often. She can be in the public and support him, I don't care as long as they don't rub her in our faces
Nadal - Ass picking obviously and the socks used to to annoy me a lot. I'm glad he doesn't do the latter anymore
Djokovic - Ball bouncing but I'm getting used to it
Roddick - Forget the cap but the constant wiping of his face with his shirt is so gross!!! What do they have towels for :ignore:

That's all I can think of right now.

groundstroke
06-03-2008, 05:51 PM
Added what everybody said about Federer, will do Nadal and Djoke soon.

Adler
06-03-2008, 05:52 PM
8. Blake - His headband. It makes him look like a Penis Head
He looks like planet Saturn

Tommy fan
06-03-2008, 06:03 PM
-Federer- Choking against Nadal on clay
-Nadal- Ass picking, some of his celebrations after points, grunts
-Djoke- He's exist :o Bal bouncing, stupiud parents, the monkey selebrations :retard:
-Davydenko- Nothing
-Ferrer- his mentality can be frustraiting sometimes
-Roddick- His ugly BH :o
-Nalbandian- His inconsistensy :mad: Such a wasted talent :o
-Blake- Ball basher
-Gasquet- Headcase :(
-Stan- Headcase :( Not much self belief

Schu
06-03-2008, 06:11 PM
8. Blake - His headband. It makes him look like a Penis Head.

Perfect. I've been trying to figure what that reminded me of for years. :haha:

r2473
06-03-2008, 06:35 PM
1. Federer - Winning all the time
2. Nadal - Winning all the time on clay (and pretty often everywhere else).
3. Djokovic - Winning all the time (for the past year anyway)
4. Davydenko - Not winning all the time
5. Ferrer - Not winning all the time
6. Roddick - Not winning all the time
7. Nalbandian - Not winning all the time
8. Blake - Not winning all the time
9. Gasquet - Not winning all the time
10. Wawrinka - Not winning all the time

Kitty de Sade
06-03-2008, 09:10 PM
5. Ferrer - Refuses to give me Robredo's phone number. :banghead:


Be grateful that Ferrer is such a saint, acting directly on your behalf. :angel:

Sunset of Age
06-03-2008, 09:13 PM
1. Federer - Doesn't play shirtless.:sad: :confused:
2. Nadal - Nice boy, but watching him play requires use of the mute button.
3. Djokovic - Not gay enough. :awww:
4. Davydenko - Never catches any fish. :(
5. Ferrer - Refuses to give me Robredo's phone number. :banghead:
6. Roddick - Doubly phallic surname. :aplot:
7. Nalbandian - If he doesn't care about his tennis, why should I?
8. Blake - Terminally unable to play the big points well.
9. Gasquet - Debbie Downer, but I still love him. :hug:
10. Wawrinka - Refuses to return my calls.:mad: :o

:worship: :worship: :worship: :haha: :hug:

tennizen
06-03-2008, 09:20 PM
1) Federer: Pissy mode when losing. Actually not sure I find it annoying. I love it sometimes:lol:
2) Nadal: his sleeveless shirts and fist pumping
3) Djokovic: his smug look, his chest thumping and roaring, also finger raising, looking at the sky, his parents
4) Davydenko: Nothing to be annoyed about him:inlove:
5) Ferrer: his persistent dog like running and swearing
6) Roddick: his false bravado
7) Nalbandian: absolutely irritating when he isn't trying
8) Blake: I find everything annoying about him
9) Gasquet: Such a wimpish presence on court.
10) Wawrinka: Nothing annoying about him either.

tnosugar
06-03-2008, 09:20 PM
1. Federer - often too stubborn to try out something new on clay, fear of using a powerful backhand, needs to show more aggression when playing a great clay courter such as Nadal, Ferrer or Ferrero otherwise he will lose. Does not like Hawk-eye (Wimbledon 2007 final). Doesn't attack net enough, gay hair shaking, people are sick of him dominating, BP conversion, boring, lack of attitude, ugly clothes (where's the ninja outfit that scared Djoke at the USO 2007?!), ugly girlfriend, chokes against Nadal sometimes,
2. Nadal - extreme gamesmanship, takes too much time in between points, distracting grunt. Obsession with putting his fingers in his asshole.
3. Djokovic - cheater, extreme use of time outs, gets his parents to distract opponents, retires when losing (Federer Hamburg, Nadal French Open, Nadal Wimbledon), 500 ball bounces.
4. Davydenko - should always wear a sports cap - no one wants to see his bald head.
5. Ferrer - not exactly a great attacker, is he? Crumbles against Federer. (8-0 record) Racket smasher.
6. Roddick - 14-1 against Federer, without serve he wouldn't be no where as good as he is. Hyper activity.
7. Nalbandian - fat, inconsistent. Greasy sweat.
8. Blake - Incredible choker against Federer (8-0 record), awful on clay. Lick's everyone's ass.
9. Gasquet - Gasgay I mean, backhand is attractive but he needs to develop a mental game, falls apart very easily.
10. Wawrinka - Haven't watched him a lot...
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Now you.
1. Federer -
2. Nadal -
3. Djokovic -
4. Davydenko -
5. Ferrer -
6. Roddick -
7. Nalbandian -
8. Blake -
9. Gasquet -
10. Wawrinka -
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Can't wait for the Djokovic comments.

You should start watching the tennis, dude

arm
06-03-2008, 09:23 PM
5) Ferrer: his persistent dog like running and swearing


I never tought about it that way. But it's actually true! :lol:

Oh no, now I can't take the image of Ferrer running out of my mind! :devil:

Fensler
06-03-2008, 09:23 PM
1. Federer - Doesn't play shirtless.:sad: :confused:
2. Nadal - Nice boy, but watching him play requires use of the mute button.
3. Djokovic - Not gay enough. :awww:
4. Davydenko - Never catches any fish. :(
5. Ferrer - Refuses to give me Robredo's phone number. :banghead:
6. Roddick - Doubly phallic surname. :aplot:
7. Nalbandian - If he doesn't care about his tennis, why should I?
8. Blake - Terminally unable to play the big points well.
9. Gasquet - Debbie Downer, but I still love him. :hug:
10. Wawrinka - Refuses to return my calls.:mad: :o

Well, at his age, just getting his pole out (and up) is enough of an accomplishment.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm319/tennisMTF/davydenko_blog1.jpg

Black Adam
06-03-2008, 09:31 PM
The guy behind davydenko hiding his face kills me :lol:

zicofirol
06-03-2008, 11:21 PM
He defeated Nadal twice and Novak once very recently :shrug:

and how many times has he lost to them???

Clara Bow
06-03-2008, 11:26 PM
and how many times has he lost to them???


Ferrer and Nole are 3-3
Ferrer and Rafa are 3-6

Tommy fan
06-04-2008, 08:04 AM
1. Federer - Doesn't play shirtless.:sad: :confused:
2. Nadal - Nice boy, but watching him play requires use of the mute button.
3. Djokovic - Not gay enough. :awww:
4. Davydenko - Never catches any fish. :(
5. Ferrer - Refuses to give me Robredo's phone number. :banghead:
6. Roddick - Doubly phallic surname. :aplot:
7. Nalbandian - If he doesn't care about his tennis, why should I?
8. Blake - Terminally unable to play the big points well.
9. Gasquet - Debbie Downer, but I still love him. :hug:
10. Wawrinka - Refuses to return my calls.:mad: :o

:lol: :rolls:

groundstroke
06-04-2008, 10:15 AM
You should start watching the tennis, dude
I do, I'm just bored and decided to make this. In the matches I usually watch I don't comment on some of the ridiculous antics the players make.

almouchie
06-04-2008, 10:31 AM
i loved the one about novak : to many to mention
i think its starting to get to his head being a top 3 and GS winner, too many antics
come on its tennis afternoon, their every move will be seen and recorded
somebody needs to tell him to tone it down, and be a man when winning or losing
he will lose a lot of credibility whether from fellow player or tennis fans alike

Turquoise
06-04-2008, 11:05 AM
1. Federer: Tired of hearing commentators say: Federer doesn’t approve of hawk-eye. Yet he’s often making incorrect challenges as if to prove a point. And, memo to camera crew: STOP SHOWING MIRKA!
2. Nadal: The OCD. I often flick between channels when he’s about to serve – without missing anything.
3. Djokovic: excessive ball bouncing. Breathing hard and acting like he’s on his last legs, then proceeds to hit winners. Dubious injury time-outs and retirements.
4. Davydenko: his best performances seem correlated to financial rewards - there's a question mark to his commitment in team situations (Davis Cup); at least from what I see.
5. Ferrer: Appears hyper, cranky at times, probably jogs in his sleep.
6. Roddick: ostensibly wiping his face against his sleeve – looks like he’s smelling his armpit.
7. Nalbandian: made me climb on his bandwagon, then let the engine splutter and left me stranded. :smash:
8. Blake: Bending over too easily to Federer. The head-band - agree with other posters' comments.
9. Gasquet: lack of self-belief
10. Wawrinka: walking in Federer’s shadow. But not his fault.

GuiroNl
06-04-2008, 11:06 AM
1. Federer - Sore loser.
2. Nadal - Time between points. Refusal to develop a decent serve. Spitting.
3. Djokovic - Faker. Attention seeker. Brainless family.
4. Davydenko - Choker.
5. Ferrer - Racket smashing.
6. Roddick - Disrespectful prick.
7. Nalbandian - Underachiever. Fat bastard.
8. Blake - What did he do at Harvard. Clean the toilet bowls?
9. Gasquet - Ms. Pansy.
10. Wawrinka - Worst top 10 player of all time. Choker.

Puschkin
06-04-2008, 11:08 AM
1. Federer - Sore loser.
2. Nadal - Time between points. Refusal to develop a decent serve. Spitting.
3. Djokovic - Faker. Attention seeker. Brainless family.
4. Davydenko - Choker.
5. Ferrer - Racket smashing.
6. Roddick - Disrespectful prick.
7. Nalbandian - Underachiever. Fat bastard.
8. Blake - What did he do at Harvard. Clean the toilet bowls?
9. Gasquet - Ms. Pansy.
10. Wawrinka - Worst top 10 player of all time. Choker.

:rolleyes: What is this? Trying to win a competition in rudeness? :rolleyes:

dijus
06-04-2008, 01:20 PM
1. Fedex - plays less at net (where is this young Fed who plays beatiful?)
2. Nadal - picking his ass, too long breaks between points
3. Djokovic - ball bouncing, too long breaks between points
4. Davydenko - fixing matches
9. Gasquet - such a loser, don't have fighting spirit

IMO this 25 sec between each point should be harshly punished... it's really annoying

RogiFan88
06-04-2008, 01:27 PM
[QUOTE=groundstroke;7140413]

1. Federer - often too stubborn to try out something new on clay, fear of using a powerful backhand, needs to show more aggression when playing a great clay courter such as Nadal, Ferrer or Ferrero otherwise he will lose. Does not like Hawk-eye (Wimbledon 2007 final). Doesn't attack net enough, gay hair shaking, people are sick of him dominating, BP conversion, boring, lack of attitude, ugly clothes (where's the ninja outfit that scared Djoke at the USO 2007?!), ugly girlfriend, chokes against Nadal sometimes, sick of watching him destroy other players time after time.
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4. Davydenko - should always wear a sports cap - no one wants to see his bald head.
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5. Ferrer - not exactly a great attacker, is he? Crumbles against Federer. (8-0 record) Racket smasher.
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6. Roddick - 14-1 against Federer, without serve he wouldn't be no where as good as he is. Hyper activity. Pathetic backhand (has improved in recent years)
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7. Nalbandian - fat, inconsistent. Greasy sweat. Doesn't care.
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8. Blake - Incredible choker against Federer (8-0 record), awful on clay. Lick's everyone's ass. Penis head.
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9. Gasquet - Gasgay I mean, backhand is attractive but he needs to develop a mental game, falls apart very easily. Looks like Debbie Downer.
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10. Wawrinka - Let Fernando Gonzalez beat him after being 2 sets up, if that isn't idiotic well I don't know what is.
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These are antics?? :confused:

GuiroNl
06-04-2008, 04:17 PM
:rolleyes: What is this? Trying to win a competition in rudeness? :rolleyes:

Uhu

Monteque
06-04-2008, 04:22 PM
[QUOTE=groundstroke;7140413]



6. Roddick - 14-1 against Federer, without serve he wouldn't be no where as good as he is. Hyper activity. Pathetic backhand (has improved in recent years)




For me, Roddick finally won against Federer after 14 streak. Its annoys me much:o

Adler
06-04-2008, 07:42 PM
I keep reading and reading posts in this thread... to some of you : do you really know what antics are?

dmit424
06-04-2008, 07:47 PM
1. Federer - nothing
2. Nadal - nothing
3. Djokovic - nothing
4. Davydenko - nothing
5. Ferrer - nothing
6. Roddick - nothing
7. Nalbandian - nothing
8. Blake - nothing
9. Gasquet - nothing
10. Wawrinka - nothing


You guys would work great in the media. Get over yourselves.

tangerine_dream
06-04-2008, 07:58 PM
Another thread that demonstrates MTF's collective illiteracy.

Fedex
06-04-2008, 08:45 PM
Federer - choking at big moments against Rafa, not going to the net more often, bit of a metrosexual, puting pants on backwards, fatass girlfriend. Shitty backand sometimes.

Is having a "fatass girlfriend" really an antic? :confused:

Rafa = Fed Killa
06-04-2008, 08:47 PM
Is having a "fatass girlfriend" really an antic? :confused:

Its his choice what girlfried he keeps.

Its his bad habit/antic to keep Mirka the Hutt in his box.

Matthias13
06-04-2008, 09:16 PM
1. Federer: his dominance (although faiding) irritates the hell out of me - the way his mouth doesn't move when he says sth to his opponent at the net (if he says sth at all, it doesn't show ...)

2. Nadal: grunting, ass-picking, towel-grabbing, bottle-adjusting, socks-adjusting, his idiotic face when he grunts (looks like a horse on prozac)

3. Djokovic: I hate him as a person and tennis player so for me it would impossible to say sth GOOD about him (that face when he grunts = :retard:)

4. Davydenko: Where's the charisma ? English really sucks but it's improving

5. Ferrer: grunting, can't think of anything more

6. Roddick: hyperactivity, touching his man-parts after each point (which in a strange way is hot IMO :drool:), lousy backhand

7. Nalbandian: too fat, ugly outfits (that's Yonex' fault of course), big nose

8. Blake: the way his butt is twice the size of his head and sticks out in the middle of nowhere

9. Gasquet: such a cutie, I adore him (if he's not gay, that's his antic :lol:)

10. Wawrinka: acne (but that's not his fault I guess)

BigJohn
06-05-2008, 12:14 AM
1- Federer: Makes it look like too easy.

2- Nadal: Should rethink underwear selection, the thong appears to be problematic.

3- Djokovic: Special Lifetime Achievement Award for being the Undisputed Biggest Douche in the Universe. Plus, his family gives being white-trash a bad name.

4- Davydenko: Underachiever.

5- Ferrer: Prettier than most girls.

6- Roddick: Nothing. As a fan, this is my totaly unbiased opinion.

7- Naldandian: Since he was playing high level sports while pregnant at the AO, he is not a good role model.

8- Blake: When you loose the grooming, you pretty much say to the world "I gave up".

9- Gasquet: Overachiever.

10- Wawrinka: 2 Ws in last name. What's with that?

Bibberz
06-05-2008, 01:32 AM
So now "big nose" is an annoying antic? Isn't that just a genetically inherited and immutable characteristic?

sigmagirl91
06-05-2008, 01:37 AM
Dumb asses....an antic is a personality quirk or habit. Being "fat" is NOT an antic. Whoever made that up seriously needs to read a dictionary-and I'm serious.

BigJohn
06-05-2008, 02:35 AM
Jesus.

I though it was a pretty good idea from grounstroke to start this thread. Reading his list, I really believed that it would be silliness and fun.

His list (the master list) includes fatness for the #7 player. I just went along like many other did.

Now we are getting into the semantics of antics... and it has a Ironic-Alanis vibe to it.

This is so 1996.

dam0dred
06-05-2008, 02:47 AM
Nadal - Makes Mary Pierce's slow play and pre-serve routines seem brief.
Djokovic - Ball bouncing, grabbing his chest or abdomen with a tortured expression every time he starts losing.
Roddick - General piggish, immature, asshole behavior.
Blake - Constantly shouting out "too good!" after opponent hits a winner. Grow a pair.

~*BGT*~
06-05-2008, 02:53 AM
1. Federer: his dominance (although faiding) irritates the hell out of me - the way his mouth doesn't move when he says sth to his opponent at the net (if he says sth at all, it doesn't show ...)

2. Nadal: grunting, ass-picking, towel-grabbing, bottle-adjusting, socks-adjusting, his idiotic face when he grunts (looks like a horse on prozac)

3. Djokovic: I hate him as a person and tennis player so for me it would impossible to say sth GOOD about him (that face when he grunts = :retard:)

4. Davydenko: Where's the charisma ? English really sucks but it's improving

5. Ferrer: grunting, can't think of anything more

6. Roddick: hyperactivity, touching his man-parts after each point (which in a strange way is hot IMO :drool:), lousy backhand

7. Nalbandian: too fat, ugly outfits (that's Yonex' fault of course), big nose

8. Blake: the way his butt is twice the size of his head and sticks out in the middle of nowhere

9. Gasquet: such a cutie, I adore him (if he's not gay, that's his antic :lol:)

10. Wawrinka: acne (but that's not his fault I guess)

:spit: :haha: The best list. :worship:

Clay Death
06-05-2008, 03:00 AM
Nadal - Makes Mary Pierce's slow play and pre-serve routines seem brief.
Djokovic - Ball bouncing, grabbing his chest or abdomen with a tortured expression every time he starts losing.
Roddick - General piggish, immature, asshole behavior.
Blake - Constantly shouting out "too good!" after opponent hits a winner. Grow a pair.


Nadal has no other motivation other than to just calm himlself down with his little routine. i think he is too damn nice. i would wear black tennis clothes and not bother saying anything nice about anybody. just let your game do the talking is usually the best philosophy. leave the talking to others.

i dont know how many times he has said that he is happy to be #2 and playing behind the "best in history". on another occasion, he said that he would not mind being #2 for "the next 50 years".

he is so damn nice that he sweeps the practice court himself at Roland Garros sometimes after his hit sessions. he says he wants to make sure that it is ready for the next person. so i dont think he is about antics, gamesmanship, and unfair advantages.

Fedex
06-05-2008, 03:11 AM
Dumb asses....an antic is a personality quirk or habit. Being "fat" is NOT an antic. Whoever made that up seriously needs to read a dictionary-and I'm serious.

Actually, if you read most of the responses in this thread, most of the things people list aren't "antics" or traits at all.

Voo de Mar
06-05-2008, 03:24 AM
Dumb asses....an antic is a personality quirk or habit. Being "fat" is NOT an antic. Whoever made that up seriously needs to read a dictionary-and I'm serious.

Universal speaking ;)

FedFan_2007
06-05-2008, 04:10 AM
Federer - carbunkle annoys the hell out of me. They should sand that thing down already! Also do something about that Mirka beer gut already. It's embarrassing.

dmit424
06-05-2008, 07:51 AM
Why are most people here shallow idiots? Why is someone having an overweight girlfriend annoying? That's actually cool about Federer. Cool guy. His ability to act his age (or beyond it) is appreciated, and Safin acting like a 13 year old with hard ons for a new supermodel-like chick every two months is ridiculous. Once one starts thinking of women as more than a fashion item, they realize that Mirka was a pro tennis player and has personally accomplished much more than probably any other girlfriend or wife of a current pro tennis player.

groundstroke
06-05-2008, 08:07 AM
Nadal has no other motivation other than to just calm himlself down with his little routine. i think he is too damn nice. i would wear black tennis clothes and not bother saying anything nice about anybody. just let your game do the talking is usually the best philosophy. leave the talking to others.

i dont know how many times he has said that he is happy to be #2 and playing behind the "best in history". on another occasion, he said that he would not mind being #2 for "the next 50 years".

he is so damn nice that he sweeps the practice court himself at Roland Garros sometimes after his hit sessions. he says he wants to make sure that it is ready for the next person. so i dont think he is about antics, gamesmanship, and unfair advantages.
Wouldn't you just hate being #2 for so long? I think everyone would, despite the fact that Nadal plays double/triple the amount of tournaments Federer does - he's still second and not even close.

HeretiC
06-05-2008, 08:27 AM
Annoying antics? Sure, every one of them has a few or lots of antics (on court or out of it), but to be honest they don't annoy me at all, I am taking it as a part of the show and wouldn't like them to change (some of them will be a little bit boring and uniform without those antics). Bringing more antics contributes to more entertainment value. So, keep it on and add few more guys...:devil:

Knightmace
06-05-2008, 08:36 AM
1. Federer - Nothing
2. Nadal - Not much, although grunts too loud.
3. Djokovic - Annoying and too much fake time-outs
4. Davydenko - Baldy
5. Ferrer - Nothing
6. Roddick - Nothing
7. Nalbandian - SMashes his racquet and loses his temper too much.
8. Blake - Chocker
9. Gasquet - Gasgay (credit; groundstroke) ;)
10. Wawrinka - Nothing

Oh and fuck the people that get annoyed of Roger's dominance!

groundstroke
06-05-2008, 09:26 AM
Why are most people here shallow idiots? Why is someone having an overweight girlfriend annoying? That's actually cool about Federer. Cool guy. His ability to act his age (or beyond it) is appreciated, and Safin acting like a 13 year old with hard ons for a new supermodel-like chick every two months is ridiculous. Once one starts thinking of women as more than a fashion item, they realize that Mirka was a pro tennis player and has personally accomplished much more than probably any other girlfriend or wife of a current pro tennis player.
This is MTF, the place where professional and intelligent players (Federer) are not appreciated, and stupidity & gamemanship (Djokovic), incompetence (Safin) and grunts that sound like orgasms (Nadal) are appreciated.

groundstroke
06-05-2008, 09:28 AM
1. Federer - Nothing
2. Nadal - Not much, although grunts too loud.
3. Djokovic - Annoying and too much fake time-outs
4. Davydenko - Baldy
5. Ferrer - Nothing
6. Roddick - Nothing
7. Nalbandian - SMashes his racquet and loses his temper too much.
8. Blake - Chocker
9. Gasquet - Gasgay (credit; groundstroke) ;)
10. Wawrinka - Nothing

Oh and fuck the people that get annoyed of Roger's dominance!
If I find it amusing, hilarious to see people getting angry because Federer is an amazing player.

groundstroke
06-05-2008, 09:32 AM
Edited the first post - changed the title name and I've added more annoying things.

HeretiC
06-05-2008, 09:36 AM
Yep, this has to be MTF, cause there is only ONE professional and intelligent player and everyone else from the tour are just a bunch of incompetent and stupid amateurs.;)

Action Jackson
06-05-2008, 09:38 AM
This is MTF, the place where professional and intelligent players (Federer) are not appreciated, and stupidity & gamemanship (Djokovic), incompetence (Safin) and grunts that sound like orgasms (Nadal) are appreciated.

Funny how Federer has won MTF favourite player of the year for 3 years running and will win it again this year.

groundstroke
06-05-2008, 09:39 AM
Funny how Federer has won MTF favourite player of the year for 3 years running and will win it again this year.
Yet the love for Joke and Nadal keeps growing, people are happy to see Federer declining.

bokehlicious
06-05-2008, 09:40 AM
Funny how Federer has won MTF favourite player of the year for 3 years running and will win it again this year.

He's in the meantime the favourite and the most despised player on here... I guess that's a sign of true greatness :)

groundstroke
06-05-2008, 09:43 AM
Yep, this has to be MTF, cause there is only ONE professional and intelligent player and everyone else from the tour are just a bunch of incompetent and stupid amateurs.;)
I wasn't thinking of the other 100+ players on the tour that are professional, just a quick post. In the top 5 though, who's professional?
Djokovic = cheater, time outs, fakes injury = not professional
Nadal = ass picking, extreme grunt = not professional
Davydenko = fixing matches... how professional?
Ferrer = Everything's fine until the mental midget starts throwing racquets.

sigmagirl91
06-05-2008, 10:17 AM
Jesus.

I though it was a pretty good idea from grounstroke to start this thread. Reading his list, I really believed that it would be silliness and fun.

His list (the master list) includes fatness for the #7 player. I just went along like many other did.
Now we are getting into the semantics of antics... and it has a Ironic-Alanis vibe to it.

This is so 1996.

And everyone ELSE is right? Get your own brain, man.:rolleyes:

sigmagirl91
06-05-2008, 10:19 AM
Why are most people here shallow idiots? Why is someone having an overweight girlfriend annoying? That's actually cool about Federer. Cool guy. His ability to act his age (or beyond it) is appreciated, and Safin acting like a 13 year old with hard ons for a new supermodel-like chick every two months is ridiculous. Once one starts thinking of women as more than a fashion item, they realize that Mirka was a pro tennis player and has personally accomplished much more than probably any other girlfriend or wife of a current pro tennis player.

Why are most people here shallow idiots? Because they haven't been out of their village more than once. :o

VolandriFan
06-05-2008, 10:57 AM
1. Federer - I don't mind him winning, but I'd like more of a three way battle for number 1 than total dominance.
2. Nadal - Long pre-service ritual gets tepid at times.
3. Djokovic - Obviously takes time with his ball bounces.
4. Davydenko - Deserves his ranking, but doesn't often beat the guys above him.
5. Ferrer - Aggressive towards the court side clocks.
6. Roddick - Can occasionally get carried away with his antics on court.
7. Nalbandian - Inconsistently brilliant.
8. Blake - No real tactics on court.
9. Gasquet - Sometimes lacks a bit of fight, but I believe he'll develop in that area.
10. Wawrinka - His ranking is practically interchangeable with any member of the top 20 who will experience one big result over the next 12 months.

BigJohn
06-05-2008, 12:57 PM
And everyone ELSE is right? Get your own brain, man.:rolleyes:


Well are we not just a little bit too uptight about words for a 37 year old girl?

Henry Chinaski
06-05-2008, 01:08 PM
Federer - beligerent prick at times. get over youself asshole.

Nadal - 20 minutes between points. hurry the fuck up dickhead.

Djok - the gasping for air act most of all. man the fuck up you drama queen.

Ferrer and Davydenko - delayed reaction grunting. sound like you're shooting your load in your pants every time you hit a shot you tools.

Roddick - loudmouth wanker. try calling me a prick on court and I'll dropkick you into row Z shitface.

Nalbandian - lazy twat. instead of driving your cars try pushing one around for a while fatarse

Blake - "too good Roger". sychophantic prick.

Gasquet and Stan - look like they're shitting themselves on court and are yearning for a hug and a bedtime stroy from their mums. pussies.

Becker's Volleys
06-05-2008, 01:39 PM
Nadal: gamesmanship, snail slow play during service games, fidgeting, timewasting, and other general ****ishness behaviour.

That is all.

miura
06-05-2008, 01:49 PM
Federer - beligerent prick at times. get over youself asshole.

Nadal - 20 minutes between points. hurry the fuck up dickhead.

Djok - the gasping for air act most of all. man the fuck up you drama queen.

Ferrer and Davydenko - delayed reaction grunting. sound like you're shooting your load in your pants every time you hit a shot you tools.

Roddick - loudmouth wanker. try calling me a prick on court and I'll dropkick you into row Z shitface.

Nalbandian - lazy twat. instead of driving your cars try pushing one around for a while fatarse

Blake - "too good Roger". sychophantic prick.

Gasquet and Stan - look like they're shitting themselves on court and are yearning for a hug and a bedtime stroy from their mums. pussies.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o144/League_of_Cantankerous_Misanthropes/InternetToughGuy.jpg

Henry Chinaski
06-05-2008, 01:58 PM
I'm sure I could come back with some dumbass "don't take the internet too seriously" picture but ehhhhhhhhhh, I'm not a lame fuckwit so I won't. Lighten up you dullard.

miura
06-05-2008, 03:14 PM
I'm sure I could come back with some dumbass "don't take the internet too seriously" picture but ehhhhhhhhhh, I'm not a lame fuckwit so I won't. Lighten up you dullard.
Clown.

tangerine_dream
06-05-2008, 04:22 PM
I wasn't thinking of the other 100+ players on the tour that are professional, just a quick post. In the top 5 though, who's professional?
Djokovic = cheater, time outs, fakes injury = not professional
Nadal = ass picking, extreme grunt = not professional
Davydenko = fixing matches... how professional?
Ferrer = Everything's fine until the mental midget starts throwing racquets.
Federer = Walks oncourt shaking his hair and waving his handbag around which intimidates opponents = not professional. :shrug:

I think you need to learn what the word "professional" really means.

kaylee
06-05-2008, 05:48 PM
Hee hee Tangy nice picture!

ASP0315
06-05-2008, 09:53 PM
1. Federer - always gets lucky at wimbledon. Always criticizing hawkeye technology
2. Nadal - taking time between serves,
3. Djokovic - Faker cheaters uses gamesmenship tactics to win matches and retires from the match when he is getting his ass kicked by federer and nadal.
4. Davydenko - chokes at crucial moments and can't beat federer despite having #12344555666 bps/sps
5. Ferrer - mediocore player and big no show in slams and TMS events.
6.Roddick - cursing at line judges, opponents and chair umpires
7. Nalbandian - Always begins to play well after september.(i mean at indoor season
8. Blake - choker and hit/miss player
9. Gasquet - weak serve
10. Wawrinka - only plays well on clay.

thegreendestiny
06-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Djokovic's impersonations are annoyingly unfunny thses days and totally unoriginal! :fiery:

Henry Chinaski
06-05-2008, 11:45 PM
Clown.

That's more like it. Simple and effective. You'll go far here.

Mimi
06-06-2008, 06:53 AM
its strange that you don't find something annoying about ferrer, he irritates me by his furious temper: aruging with judges ini anger/throwing rackets ...... :p
I got past Federer being nerdy, nadal being an ass picker, and Novak bouncing the ball, and then I realised there was no way I was gonna find something annoying about Ferrer, so I give up

Gnomey
06-06-2008, 07:44 AM
Can someone elaborate on Federer 'being nerdy'? :lol:

Roddick's constant unecessary fidgeting gets to the point where I go "I'm worried...Can someone find out what's wrong with that guy?"

bokehlicious
06-06-2008, 07:53 AM
1. Federer - :angel:
2. Nadal - grunting, ass picking, time delays and false modesty
3. Djokovic - complete douche
4. Davydenko - fixer
5. Ferrer - annoying grunting
6. Roddick - prick but funny at times
7. Nalbandian - arrogant, lazy fat ass
8. Blake - nice guy
9. Gasquet - too girlie
10. Wawrinka - not a real top 10

groundstroke
06-06-2008, 08:24 AM
Federer = Walks oncourt shaking his hair and waving his handbag around which intimidates opponents = not professional. :shrug:

I think you need to learn what the word "professional" really means.
Because shaking your hair really, really means you're not professional - no, injury time outs, orgasmic grunts, racket smashing are all fine - but waving your hair!
This man is an amateur!

Fedex
06-06-2008, 07:20 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o144/League_of_Cantankerous_Misanthropes/InternetToughGuy.jpg

Haha

Rafa_Fan
06-06-2008, 09:20 PM
I dont have anything really to about the top 10 players. But I do wonder who's cut and whos bigger. If you know what I mean.

Jaap
06-06-2008, 09:30 PM
1) Federer - Mug.
2) Nadal - Mug
3) Djokovic - Mug.
4) Davydenko - Fixing mug.
5) Ferrer - Mug
6) Roddick - Mug
7) Nalbandian - Fat Mug
8) Blake - Mug
9) Gasquet - Poof mug
10) Wawrinka - Mug.

Manon
06-06-2008, 10:02 PM
1. Federer - Nothing
2. Nadal - Nothing
3. Djokovic - Nothing
4. Davydenko - Everything
5. Ferrer - lack of arrogance
6. Roddick - Nothing
7. Nalbandian - Nothing
8. Blake - arm moving
9. Gasquet - lack of self confidence
10. Wawrinka - lack of arrogance

luxsword
06-07-2008, 08:59 AM
Marat's not in top ten. :( That's really annoying. :o

Ouragan
06-30-2008, 05:29 PM
Blake's still top 10 ??

lurker
07-01-2008, 04:23 AM
This thread is funny. So what if these aren't the top ten anymore. Warning, some of these are extremely rude comments. Even my favorites are not spared. And all in good fun. Here goes:

1. Federer - Shakes his head with that silly flap of hair over the headband all the time. Cries like a baby when he wins Wimbledon. Wears stupid cardigans and jackets on court acting all smug.
2. Nadal - I love this guy, but the wedgie picking is a little disconcerting.
3. Djokovic - Bouncing the ball is +/- for me. Sometimes it's amusing, others not. Retiring matches for no apparent reason except he's losing is extremely annoying.
4. Davydenko - He's just so boring.
5. Ferrer - Choking when he shouldn't. Too good-looking, very distracting. :lol:
6. Roddick - Those dumb LaCoste commercials showing him being a preening strutting jack@$$. His generaly demeanor. Ok almost everything about him. When those commercials play and that announcer goes "Andy Roddick" I shout louder "It's Andy Rod-PR-ick!"
7. Nalbandian - Getting out of shape and trying to play pro tennis is annoying, especially when you see potential going to waste.
8. Blake - Big backside, funny loping gait. The 'too good' thing.
9. Gasquet - Looks like a gorilla. Short legs, long body and arms. Nerdy looking guy, too much hype and too little substance.
10. Wawrinka - Well, just the fact that he snuck into this top ten is annoying enough.

habibko
02-15-2009, 08:19 AM
this thread needs an update :rolleyes:

1.Nadal: takes too much time between points when under pressure, tugging pants gets annoying very fast, boring game in general.

2.Federer: his tendancy to beat everyone mentally and at their own game instead of focusing on the best way to win the point and playing to his strengths, even when it isn't working.

3.Djokovic: faking injuries and the incredible velocity to push the "retire" button especially when he is losing.

4.Murray: passive game most of the time (when he IS capable of playing offensively), his on-court behavior doesn't impress me to say the least.

5.Davydenko: inability to win the big matches, rarely turns his game "on" which is a shame, burning himself out with useless MM tournaments.

6.Roddick: his tantrums with umpires are ugly, approach shots used over and over again even when they aren't working and rivaling my grandma's approach shots.

7.Del Potro: his one-dimensionalness is written all over him like a spilled strawberry icecream over a new dress, the recent thing with his shorts when recieving is hideous, dwarfism when playing the top 4.

8.Simon: the ultimate (yet successful) pusher, nothing against him personally but he plays like a Pong.

9.Verdasco: the chakra/laser/Hadouken thing he does with his hands gets old fast.

10.Nalbandian: same with Davydenko on a more monumental level, turns his game "on" as often as the solar eclipse.

Ferrero Forever
02-15-2009, 10:14 AM
1.Nadal: That he ends up looking like a dog thats just had a bath in every second photo

2.Federer: When he doesn't cry at the Australian Open I feel like I've been cheated of a good laugh

3.Djokovic: Can't go past the ball bouncing here

4.Murray: God where do I start!

5.Davydenko: His game honestly bores me silly

6.Roddick: The teenage girls that follow him everywhere

7.Del Potro: Toss up between that he cut his hair (I miss the mane), and the shorts thing

8.Simon: I haven't seen enough of him to say whats annoying about him, so far I really like what I see

9.Verdasco: That you can't watch him because you're too busy watching his friend Claudio instead

10.Nalbandian: You never know whether he's going to be the best player ever or the worst player ever

pogotheorist
02-15-2009, 11:41 AM
Nadal: psyche-out get-ready-to-have-ass-kicked bounce routine during coin toss
Federer: Fed-is-invincible, losses-are-illusion mindwarp attempts during post-loss interviews
Djokovic: quits too much, too many medical timeouts for Other Guy Has Momentum Syndrome
Murray: kicks ballkids and obscenely insults his own mother too much when losing
Davydenko: obeying Mafia - OK, they'd kill his Mom - but did he really have to quit a set up on Fed in Estoril?
special mention: Stepanek - ugly obnoxious prick scoring with hottest babes on planet makes a mockery of human existence

habibko
02-15-2009, 11:44 AM
whoa someone is bitter

Venle
02-15-2009, 12:20 PM
Rafa - how he lets his opponent and the umpire wait for him at the start of the match.
Roger - chokes against Rafa.
Djokovic - no offense Nole, but I have time to have a class of water before you're finished with the bouncing. :)
Murray - umm, maybe I won't say anything.
Davydenko - unable to send Roger packing.
Roddick - worst of the Roddick fan girls.
Del Potro - I preferred his old haircut.
Simon - Gilles's legs freak me out.
Nalbandian - I miss Fit Dave, has been choking in Slams lately.

Oh, I forgot Verdasco. Can't think of anything annoying :p

superslam77
02-15-2009, 08:13 PM
Rafa - enters the arena jumping around like a douche(to intimidate players), starts making weird faces, douche clothes,picks his butt nearly every time to distract opponents. takes WAY too long to serve when he is doing bad :rolleyes: , spitting on court, ball bounce like 8-10 times per serve, vamosing when he never makes a winner, his game consists in moonball to backhand, can't hit a flat shot to save his life, weird unorthodox way to hit a damn ball(and they go in more than the proper way of hitting :rolleyes:) , his game is horrible but unfortunately never gets tired. false humility after displaying all of this and fangirls believe it.. his fans don't know anything about tennis but fangirls, "butt lovers" and spanish speakers follow him blindly..he is greedy and plays himself out like a headless chicken..the gamesmanship and trainer call everytime he is losing. he is not human he is a pig.has weird rituals with bottles and shit. says he thinks umpire is unfair between matches(after all his gamesmanship)..wants the atp to change the tour to help him(like they don't help him enough with the slow courts). he always has joke draws at gs). gtfo nadull.

Roger - chokes against Rafa(of all players..he forgives evil because he is the son of god). is too merciful with an evil pig and his empire..should ask his father to send him to hell already. chokes too many break points sometimes. go roger!

Djokovic - ball bounces who knows how many times!, can't breathe all of a sudden, can completely choke vs goat and pig. has a complete game but seems he can't volley(don't know if i'm wrong). his family is a bit too nationalistic(guess that's normal for balkans etc.)

Murray - he made a big sin against to defeat the son of god in yec :mad:, but jesus forgives him and saved his soul for seing the light. he looks like a manta ray and vampire but jesusfed loves him anyway and thx him for saving tennis in his name today and bending over at uso ;)

Davydenko - fixer russian mafio boss :cool: but still a machine!, the great ROASTER of the top 10...roger's bitch but he respects jesus. your soul is saved kolya!

Roddick - looks like a duck, looks like dumbo, roborod, rocketduck, andy duck dick, "arrogant dick". always insults umpires, says bad words to umpire in front of all. makes bad faces to umpires. he is a member of the "only serve" school of tennis. thinks hitting harder is playing better. all those fangirls that thinks he is so good looking with those huge dumbo ears...fangirls that don't know anything about sports :rolleyes:

Del Potro - too religious and ignorant :rolleyes:... don't worry pony your soul was saved this australian open, for your sacrifice against his son :worship:

Simon - has not sinned much yet but in his youth has not given his soul to rogi yet :confused:

Nalbandian - best roaster of all times against top-best choker of all times against mugs.
must stop eating donuts and burgers...must lose that belly. stop looking at polo with maradona already :rolleyes:.. stop getting so emotional in matches and choking.. stop being so mentally weak and destroying rackets. no more monster truck rallies :rolleyes: and hit the practice courts.
underachiever when there's tennis to save.

Verdasco. plays super well only to bend over in the end...always :rolleyes:
is really weird looking but when you're weird looking and tall that's seen as good looking

JimmyV
02-15-2009, 08:18 PM
Rafa - enters the arena jumping around like a douche(to intimidate players), starts making weird faces, douche clothes,picks his butt nearly every time to distract opponents. takes WAY too long to serve when he is doing bad :rolleyes: , spitting on court, ball bounce like 8-10 times per serve, vamosing when he never makes a winner, his game consists in moonball to backhand, can't hit a flat shot to save his life, weird unorthodox way to hit a damn ball(and they go in more than the proper way of hitting :rolleyes:) , his game is horrible but unfortunately never gets tired. false humility after displaying all of this and fangirls believe it.. his fans don't know anything about tennis but fangirls, "butt lovers" and spanish speakers follow him blindly..he is greedy and plays himself out like a headless chicken..the gamesmanship and trainer call everytime he is losing. he is not human he is a pig.has weird rituals with bottles and shit. says he thinks umpire is unfair between matches(after all his gamesmanship)..wants the atp to change the tour to help him(like they don't help him enough with the slow courts). he always has joke draws at gs). gtfo nadull.

Roger - chokes against Rafa(of all players..he forgives evil because he is the son of god). is too merciful with an evil pig and his empire..should ask his father to send him to hell already. chokes too many break points sometimes. go roger!

Djokovic - ball bounces who knows how many times!, can't breathe all of a sudden, can completely choke vs goat and pig. has a complete game but seems he can't volley(don't know if i'm wrong). his family is a bit too nationalistic(guess that's normal for balkans etc.)

Murray - he made a big sin against to defeat the son of god in yec :mad:, but jesus forgives him and saved his soul for seing the light. he looks like a manta ray and vampire but jesusfed loves him anyway and thx him for saving tennis in his name today and bending over at uso ;)

Davydenko - fixer russian mafio boss :cool: but still a machine!, the great ROASTER of the top 10...roger's bitch but he respects jesus. your soul is saved kolya!

Roddick - looks like a duck, looks like dumbo, roborod, rocketduck, andy duck dick, "arrogant dick". always insults umpires, says bad words to umpire in front of all. makes bad faces to umpires. he is a member of the "only serve" school of tennis. thinks hitting harder is playing better. all those fangirls that thinks he is so good looking with those huge dumbo ears...fangirls that don't nothing about sports :rolleyes:

Del Potro - too religious and ignorant :rolleyes:... don't worry pony your soul was saved this australian open, for your sacrifice against his son :worship:

Simon - has not sinned much yet but in his youth has not given his soul to rogi yet :confused:

Nalbandian - best roaster of all times against top-best choker of all times against mugs.
must stop eating donuts and burgers...must lose that belly. stop looking at polo with maradona already :rolleyes:.. stop getting so emotional in matches and choking.. stop being so mentally weak and destroying rackets. no more monster truck rallies :rolleyes: and hit the practice courts.
underachiever when there's tennis to save.

Verdasco. plays super well only to bend over in the end...always :rolleyes:
is really weird looking but when you're weird looking and tall that's seen as good looking

You seem like a normal, well balanced individual....

superslam77
02-15-2009, 08:21 PM
You seem like a normal, well balanced individual....

:D

your soul is saved today for accepting the light :worship:

:rocker2:

xhr75019
02-15-2009, 08:36 PM
8. Blake: the way his butt is twice the size of his head and sticks out in the middle of nowhere



:rolls: That is so funny and so true... The guy walks like Groucho Marx.