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A few Ways To Beat Rafa On Clay

SheepleBuster
04-27-2008, 05:29 PM
Since Rafa seems untouchable, here are some way ways I think you can beat him:

1. Lose the coin toss and start arguing about the umpire's neutrality
2. Hit Rafa hard with a smash.
3. Hit Rafa with an Andy Roddickish Serve.
4. Put Clay in his eyes.
5. Insult Uncle Tony
6. Hit his water bottles with a serve or a wild shot.
7. Reflect sun into his eyes with your wrist watch while returning.
8. Aim for the net cord on every single point.
9. Use Alex Rodriguez's distraction tactics.

Anything I forgot?

peterparker
04-27-2008, 05:32 PM
wozniacki and current girlfriend in the player's box with only uncle toni to separate them? :)

Parker

neenah
04-27-2008, 05:32 PM
Just plain hit him. That should do for a beating :shrug:

SheepleBuster
04-27-2008, 05:37 PM
I forgot a couple:

9. Complaining to umpire about Nadal picking his behind
10. Move in the direction of ball to get hit by Nadal's serve and pretend it was done on purpose.

robinhood
04-27-2008, 05:38 PM
Marinate him in BBQ sauce.
Muwhawhawhawha
:crazy:

DDrago2
04-27-2008, 05:47 PM
Since Rafa seems untouchable, here are some way ways I think you can beat him:

1. Lose the coin toss and start arguing about the umpire's neutrality
2. Hit Rafa hard with a smash.
3. Hit Rafa with an Andy Roddickish Serve.
4. Put Clay in his eyes.
5. Insult Uncle Tony
6. Hit his water bottles with a serve or a wild shot.
7. Reflect sun into his eyes with your wrist watch while returning.
8. Aim for the net cord on every single point.
9. Use Alex Rodriguez's distraction tactics.

Anything I forgot?

Yes, you forgot that threads like this have already been done to death

nolop
04-27-2008, 05:53 PM
Playing with him in Hamburg. :)

Manon
04-27-2008, 05:54 PM
Seems to be there's no way to beat Rafael on clay. If he is healthy.

Bug
04-27-2008, 05:56 PM
Physically impossible.. =D

finishingmove
04-27-2008, 05:56 PM
most of these would result in a barbecue, with piggy being the one who feasts

TheSwissMaster
04-27-2008, 05:57 PM
throw some seeds onto the court just before the courts are watered. im sure there'll be some grass which might help roger
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

TheSwissMaster
04-27-2008, 06:00 PM
if he goes to the bathroom before the match which im sure players do, lock him up there. roger will be handed the match
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::h aha:

Horatio Caine
04-27-2008, 06:01 PM
Get the Austrians to lay a clay court...maybe he won't be so happy with craters. :shrug:

TheSwissMaster
04-27-2008, 06:03 PM
hey the best thing is kidnap him before the RG final. roger are u listening, do u want to become the GOAT, then do it :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Bug
04-27-2008, 06:07 PM
throw some seeds onto the court just before the courts are watered. im sure there'll be some grass which might help roger
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

SheepleBuster
04-27-2008, 06:26 PM
Maybe hit him with a tranquilizer before the match? I do think Rafa wins a lot of his matches before he even gets to the court. I mean going 97 out of 98 on clay is even more dominant than anything Roger has done.

trixtah
04-27-2008, 09:05 PM
Just plain hit him. That should do for a beating :shrug:

You'll only make him angry!

groundstroke
04-27-2008, 09:15 PM
1. Play better than him.

SheepleBuster
04-27-2008, 09:19 PM
1. Play better than him.

OK. Now we all know that's been impossible

GugaF1
04-27-2008, 09:28 PM
Put Glenmirnyi Next to the court trolling Nadal... lol He can suck the living energy out of anyone.

krakenzero
04-27-2008, 09:57 PM
Put Glenmirnyi Next to the court trolling Nadal... lol He can suck the living energy out of anyone.

:devil::devil:

-Make Clay Death coach Nadal with his sacred future-of-tennis knowledge during the whole match.
-Show him the edomaster's List of Levels of Players before the match. He'll laugh so hard that he won't be able to concentrate.
-Use a fried pan forehand like the King. That way Nadal won't have a chance.

JediFed
04-28-2008, 01:12 AM
Put Glenmirnyi Next to the court trolling Nadal... lol He can suck the living energy out of anyone.


What did he do to you? Sleep with your girlfriend?

GugaF1
04-28-2008, 01:31 AM
What did he do to you? Sleep with your girlfriend?

It seems he did yours and you loved it. Cause I cant even joke about the guy that you come in defending him like a .. well... nevermind. He messes around with everybody in here, almost every posts of his is agresseive towards somebody and I cant even joke about the guy. Get lost Texas boy... :wavey:

Allure
04-28-2008, 04:38 AM
Have Mirka eat him.